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BUSTED
BY
EMMA HARRISON
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Busted by Emma Harrison
Chapter One
Ask anyonewell, anyone who knows meand they will tell
you that I have this
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uncanny ability for finding the fun. It doesnt
matter how
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sedate the situation, how
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staid the partiipants, I, !im
"tratford, will inspire laughter where there is only misery. I an bring
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effervescence to plaes where boredom seems to
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permeate the very
walls. I am the
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indomitable mistress of
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mayhem.
'(amples) *ou ask for e(amples) +o problem. I have a
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plethora
of good stories.
-ow about last year when we were all fored to sit through
areer planning with .r. /inters, the guidane ounselor of
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doom,
and I redued the entire lassroom to hysteris by repeatedly insisting
I wanted to pursue a areer in high1end porn) 2I know. It was
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ingenious.4 5r when my mother and I went to Aunt 6enees for
7hanksgiving and I refused to give up until I persuaded even my
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execrable 8nle .organ to play
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charades. 2-e did a killer 9aws, by
the way4. :ast summer, I even got the rowd giggling at the funeral of
my best friend, ;orinne, when I brought up her maaroni1and1heese
obsession during my
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eulogy. 5kay, so maybe I didnt find the fun
1 uncanny . weird
2 sedate dull
3 staid serious or dull
4 effervescence sparkle
5 permeate penetrate
6 indomitable unconquerable
mayhem . !a"oc
# plethora e$cess or lar%e number
& doom . unpleasant or disastrous destiny
1' ingenious cle"er or inspired
11 execrable terrible or dis%ustin%
12 charades . player acts out a p!rase (or ot!ers to %uess
13 eulogy speec! %i"en at a (uneral
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for myself that dayit was ne(t to impossiblebut I did find it for
other people.
"o why, I ask you, why was I sitting there for the fifth afternoon
in a row, wathing yet another
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appalling, mind1numbingly stupid
soap opera) -ad I really sunk so very low)
It was my first ever winter break from ollege. 5ne month bak
at my house in ;onnetiut, where there was virtually nothing to do, I
was faing four whole weeks
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sequestered from all the new friends
Id made at "tanford 8niversity in the first few months of my
freshman year, and I was
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wallowing. Im not proud to admit it, but I
was. It was about twenty degrees outside and I
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abhor the old,
unless, of ourse, Im on the slopes with my snowboard, sporting
some
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sleek, se(y and
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impervious boarding gear. I had already read
every last book I would be re<uired to read in ne(t semesters
Amerian /riters ourseten heavy and mostly
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tedious
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tomes
that were a serious pain to
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lug aross the ountryinluding the
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unabridged version of .oby1=ik, whih, let me tell you, will make
you want to srath your brain out through your ear anal, its so
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oblique.
.y high shool friends had been
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expunged from my life over
14 appalling aw(ul or dread(ul
15 sequestered isolated or apart
16 wallowing sel()pityin%
1 abhor !ate
1# sleek . !a"in% a smoot!* %leamin% sur(ace re(lectin% li%!t
1& impervious solid or waterti%!t
2' tedious borin% or tiresome
21 tomes books
22 lug . carry wit! di((iculty
23 unabridged (ull)len%t!
24 oblique indirect or meanderin%
25 expunged wiped out
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the past semester, for whih I take the
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brunt of the responsibility. I
hadnt been very
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fastidious about returning phone alls and emails,
preferring not to be reminded of senior year and of ;orinne. I was
ready to move on. And when I first stepped off the five1hour flight to
;alifornia I was over>oyed by my
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fortuitous hoie of shools.
"tanford was so far away from the Ivies on the 'ast ;oast where most
of my friends were going that Id never be e(peted to see them. It
was a new life for me. A new start.
+ow, of ourse, I was paying for it. 7hey all had given up on me,
for good reason, and there was no one I ould all, no one to distrat
me from the talk shows and the
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turgid dramas of these horrid over1
ators. .y life had beome so
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insipid I ould hardly even stand to be
around myself.
I glaned around the
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impeccably kept living roommy mother
is a neat freak while I tend toward the messylooking for something
to inspire me. .oms many awards of servie,
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extolling her virtues
as a poliewoman, lined the walls. .y karate and trak trophies were
displayed with pride along the mantle. 7he eclectic olletion of
books and videos we had
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amassed sine I was a kideverything
from ?ree to @e *ou and .e to ;harlies Angels 1 and 2paked the
shelves
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adjacent to the fireplae, but none of them was interesting
enough to stir me from the omfort of the ouh. 7he
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effulgent sun
26 brunt wei%!t or burden
2 fastidious care(ul or attenti"e
2# fortuitous lucky
2& turgid sti(( or stilted
3' insipid dull
31 impeccably . (lawlessly
32 extolling praisin%
33 amassed . collected
34 adjacent to ne$t to
35 effulgent bri%!t or beamin%
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glinted off the snow1overed lawn outside, blinding me whenever I
made the mistake of looking toward the window. I
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squinted and
overed my eyes. 7his was sad. I was beoming allergi to sunlight.
5kay, !imbo, time to get off your ass, I told myself.
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Mustering
all my energy, I pushed myself from the omfy
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faux-suede ushions
and padded over to the mirror to hek my refletion. It was beyond
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mortifying. .y skin was so
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pasty youd think I was a
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nocturnal
being 7rs vampiri. .y short brown hair was
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mussed into spikes on
one side. I even had the pattern of the plaid throw pillow imprinted
on my heek. It was time, as they say, to get a life.
At that moment one of those
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ebullient ommerials ame on
the 7A,
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touting the energiBing effets of some nutritional
supplement for the elderly. I saw the refletion of the sreen in the
mirror and aught a glimpse of an anient ouple riding their bikes
along a path, smiling all the way. "uddenly I had an
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epiphany. I
ould do that. I had a bike . . . somewhere. "o what if it was
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subzero
temperatures out there) I had to do something.
I hanged into a pair of warm leggings, my favorite "tanford
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sweatshirt and my
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windbreaker, got my hair under ontrol with a
36 glinted . be s!iny* as i( wet or %listened
3 squinted . partly close one+s eyes* as w!en !it by direct blindin% li%!t or squinc!ed
3# mustering %at!erin%
3& faux-suede . man)made ,synt!etic- leat!er wit! a napped sur(ace
4' mortifying s!ame(ul
41 pasty . pallid or pale
42 nocturnal acti"e at ni%!t
43 mussed . made messy or untidy
44 ebullient bri%!t and c!eer(ul
45 touting . ad"erti.in% in stron%ly positi"e terms/ boastin%
46 epiphany sudden reali.ation or awakenin%
4 subzero . below (ree.in%* lower t!an .ero de%rees
4# sweatshirt . cotton knit pullo"er wit! lon% slee"es worn durin% at!letic acti"ity/ pullo"er
4& windbreaker . a kind o( !ea"y 0acket or parka
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ski hat and headed out to the garage. It took a few minutes to
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excavate my dirt bike from the bak of the room, whih served as a
storage plae for all
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discarded furniture, applianes and
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sundry
items that my mother ouldnt seem to part with but refused to keep
in her
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meticulously lean house. @y the time Id filled the tires with
air and heked the brakes, I was
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raring to go.
As soon as I was out on the road I felt a million times better. 7he
old air in my lungs and the pumping of my musles brought on a
light1headed kind of
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euphoria. -ow had I forgotten how muh
better e(erise always made me feel) I definitely needed to get out
more. I rode to the end of my blok, slowing down as I passed the
houses of my former friendshomes where Id attended doBens of
slumber parties, obsessive @uffy viewings and ountless >unk food
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fests. /hen I ame to ;orinnes house I pedaled a little bit faster.
7here were ertain things I >ust ouldnt
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ruminate on.
I turned down .orrison "treet, the main avenue of .orrison,
;onnetiut, my
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quaint hometown, whih was lined with .om1and1
Cop businesses, the town library and the
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obligatory Dap. 7he wind
was biting against my fae, but I ouldnt help smiling. I felt like I was
riding down memory lane as I Boomed by -Eagen1=aBs and the
.orrison =iner, the only two hangouts for kids in this town. I rode
through Aeterans Cark and the benh where ;had .artin had given
5' excavate di% out
51 discarded t!rown away
52 sundry . consistin% o( a !ap!a.ard assortment o( di((erent kinds/ mi$ed
53 meticulously care(ully or t!orou%!ly
54 raring . (ull o( ea%erness
55 euphoria e$!ilaration or 0oy
56 fests . a %at!erin% or e"ent wit! a particular (ocus
5 ruminate t!ink o"er
5# quaint old)(as!ioned or c!armin%
5& obligatory una"oidable or necessary
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me my first ever kissand the last kiss for a long time. 2It was so
sloppyF /ho wanted to do that again) :ittle did I know that ;had
was >ust a smoohing
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novice like me. 5ver the last ouple of years
Ive definitely improved, though I dont know if ;had an say the
same.4
?inally I ame to .orrison -igh "hool where lass was in
session. 7he Amerian flag on the front lawn whipped around in the
wind, and as I looked up at it, I ouldnt help realling when it had
flown at
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half-mast last year for a month after the senior prom.
If it hadnt been for me it never would have been lowered, a little
voie in my head taunted me. I pulled my ap down to over my ears
and raed away, pushing the thoughts from my mind. 2Im an e(pert
at issue1avoidane4. As I hit the orner the bell
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pealed behind me,
signaling the end of lasses. I pedaled even harder. 7he last thing I
wanted was a reunion with some of this years seniors. I took the
=onnybrook hill at a rate that would have made :ane Armstrong
proud.
5n the other side of the hill, I normally would have >ust
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coasted, but I felt the need to esapeto put as muh distane as
possible between myself and the shoolso I pedaled >ust as hard as I
had on the way up. .y insane
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momentum toward the bottom of the
hill sent my heart into my throat, and I slammed on the brakes,
stopping >ust seonds before
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hurtling into traffi at a four1way
intersetion. I plaed my feet on the ground and aught my breath.
6' novice be%inner
61 half-mast . a position some distance below t!e top o( a mast to w!ic! a (la% is lowered in
mournin% or to si%nal distress
62 pealed ran%
63 coasted . mo"e easily (orward wit!out applyin% more power
64 momentum (orce o( motion
65 hurtling . makin% a t!rustin% (orward mo"ement or lun%in%