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you can get a copy

http://www.scribd.com/doc/23620972/It-s-the-Way-I-
Tweet-Em-Compendium but read them in the reverse order Following
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hahaha A dog with a cell phone..that is so funny 15 minutes

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master collapsed so the dog took out his cell phone and
called the operator right? 16 minutes ago from Trillian

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This dog was out hunting right? And he couuld talk right?
hehe His naster collapsed right? 16 minutes ago from
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i'll start again 17 minutes ago from Trillian

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so please read the second one first and the first one second
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but they are in the wrong order if people read the revised
one first then the first one isn't as funny as the revised one
well the revised 24 minutes ago from Trillian
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o just go to http://www.scribd.com/pjfbncyl 26 minutes ago

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nope sorry 27 minutes ago from Trillian

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ok sorted 28 minutes ago from Trillian

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of course you get the puchline first...o...o dear....lol 32

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http://www.scribd.com/doc/23619311/Its-the-Way-I-
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if you missed that its at 34 minutes ago from Trillian

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a talking dog that is so funny about 1 hour ago from

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The dog replied, "But that would make no sense at all!"

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"There are only nine words here. You could send another
'Woof' for the same price." about 1 hour ago from Trillian

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clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog about 1
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A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and

wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.
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k k ok last one i promise about 1 hour ago from Trillian

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well http://www.funny2.com/funniest.htm is but its the way

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OMG I am so funny about 1 hour ago from Trillian

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 o fuck did i blow it? soreee about 1 hour ago from Trillian

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The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it

easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." about 1
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ty http://www.funny2.com/funniest.htm about 1 hour ago

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Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

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The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it

easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead about 1
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He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I

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The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them

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BUT here is The BEST Ready? about 1 hour ago from

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The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35

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His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and

touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man."
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He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his

eyes, and bows down in prayer about 1 hour ago from
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when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the
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TEXAN: "Where are you from?" HARVARD GRAD: "I

come from a place where we do not end our sentences with
prepositions." about 1 hour ago from Trillian

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'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You
silly cow, you have completely ruined my life." about 1
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A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I

was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to
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Blue Mars - http://shar.es/aI1NC Shade City meeting

@whyroc @bluemarsonline 2 long? about 11 hours ago
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BBC + Listners raised 1.8 million LUVYA BBC new

expression = " rvr " wiki it @bbc #rvr about 12 hours ago
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Blue Mars - http://shar.es/aEKWn Tiger Wood Video new

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@huffingtonpost: "Bust Your Windows": The Ballad Of

Tiger & Elin (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/5DuhGj I laughed but
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"Bust Your Windows": The Ballad Of Tiger & Elin

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I uploaded a YouTube video -- secondlifejapan

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Happy First Of December i wrote a bout Japan and Second

Life for Blue moon http://bluemarsonline.wordpress.com
RT ? 8:00 AM Dec 1st from web

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@esoterismo I own La Carissima dot com. Scuse if you

want an email address @lacarisima.com it is yours. U know
i am a fan 10:46 PM Nov 30th from Trillian in reply to
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I uploaded a YouTube video -- The Most Important Video

of 2009
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http://www.blendernation.com/sixth-sense-technology/
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Pranav Mistry: Thrilling potential of Sixth Sense

 technology: http://digg.com/d31BSmI?t V V IMPOTANT
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I favorited a YouTube video -- Blue Mars Terraformers

Corp 2152
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I favorited a YouTube video -- bluemarschallenge4web

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