Hi there. Yes, even *you* are welcome. Welcome to NeoGAF_Sucks!

This subreddit w
ould not exist if NeoGAF did not suck. So, come here to speak your piece. Troll,
make racially questionable threads, make fun of black kids, discuss politics, d
iscuss gaming, laugh in disdain at homosexuals, or men who want to chop off thei
r penises, whathaveyou. **Just remember** poking fun at the nutjob fuckwads at N
eoGAF is *highly smiled* upon. For good measure, [The Bore](http://www.thebore.c
om/forum/index.php?topic=42089.1800) too, since apparently they're jealous of us
.
**Disclaimer:**
If you come here to bitch about how racist, bigoted, or intolerant we are, you'l
l just be laughed at and there will probably be a thread created in your name. Y
ou're an adult, suck it the fuck up.
If you come here to bitch about how racist, bigoted, or intolerant we are, *you'
ll just be laughed at* and there will probably be a thread created in your name.
[You're an adult, suck it the fuck up](http://i.imgur.com/rrhkOOZ.jpg).
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**Fun facts:**
* **[-COOLIO-](http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=22567)** has a .8 GPA.
* **[Devolution](http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=19624)** is the living
, breathing definition of poutrage and an insufferable [cunt](http://67.227.255.
239/forum/showthread.php?p=82430725).
* **BishopTL** [sucks at making videogames](http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthre
ad.php?t=228221&page=8).
* **[Fiction](http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=100115)*, a transexual so
cial justice warrior, had its alcoholic brother-in-law missing near Seattle. No
one gives a shit.
* **[Timedog](http://neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=3365)** is [what happens](htt
p://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/63262-neogaf-evilore-truth-advertisement/?view=fin
dpost&p=1358881) when Osama bin Laden visits the LGBT community thread.
* **[Tyler Malka](http://i.imgur.com/7sYvO.jpg)**, also known as **[Evilore] (ht
tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhaNkHRF8pM&feature=player_detailpage#t=1601)** , i
s the leader of all NeoFAGGOTRY and a tool who lied about 90% of a [gay excursio
n into Europe](http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/63262-neogaf-evilore-truth-adver
tisement/), where he begged to sleep on others' couches each night after bumming
rides. He also blackmailed **Jim** out of GAF ownership.
* **NeoGAF mods** are [faggots](http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12374
7305&postcount=50).
* **[Amir0x](http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=3546),** a fat Jew addict
prick, [once scammed NeoGAF](http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=471034
) out of TEN-THOUSAND-PLUS DOLLARS for drug money and is now living under a brid
ge behind a McDonald's. He also [beats his mom](http://www.neogaf.com/forum/show
thread.php?t=148456) when she argues with him about video games or South Park.
* **[Kagari](http://67.227.255.239/forum/member.php?u=29614)** is a weeaboo NeoF
AG mod who was not quite as successful at scamming the community compared to Ami
r0x. She also thinks she works for glorious Nippon-based developers like Squares
oft.
* **[duckroll](http://67.227.255.239/forum/member.php?u=811)** is a pedophile.
* **[Mumei](http://67.227.255.239/forum/member.php?u=9823)** is a pseudo-intelle
ctual faggot like most of NeoFAG, only he takes himself more seriously than the
rest. He's also into watching little boys pee.
* **[Dax01](http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=35382)** is a militant tran
ny and all-around fuckhead who got banned for being a piece of shit. It raised e
nough poutrage over Twitter to eventually get reinstated by Evilore at NeoFAG.
* **[Satch](http://67.227.255.239/forum/member.php?u=73529)** has AIDS.
* **Dumb NeoFAGS** are already starting to cry about this place, even going so
far as questioning the legality of our beautiful banner.
* [LOL @](http://i.imgur.com/pa4Iyur.png) [The Bore](http://www.thebore.com/foru
m/index.php?topic=42089.1800)
* **Apparently** this sub's existence means we're all [butthurt](http://i.imgur
.com/bAp9brU.gif).

**Recommended listening:** http://www.youtube.com/user/InternetAristocrat
**In the weeks to come:**
Album containing posts that got GAFFERS banned! Scandalous.
**Our BBFs:**
* /r/GreatApes (for all your chimp-shaming needs)
* /r/AntiPOZi (for commiserating over the destruction of Western civilization)