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2 felix FRIDAY 27 NOVEMBER 2009

Technology Editor Samuel Gibbs


TECHNOLOGY technology.felix@imperial.ac.uk

Google loves your data Cut through


the crap, get it
How much is too much & is your data safe with Google? sorted on Twitter
Feroz Salam Technology Reporter Samuel Gibbs Technology Editor

I
In the 21st century, there are few more
valuable things than information. It’s t’s Friday, time to ditch work and me by almost 25% for no apparent rea-
what drives the technology revolution, go party! But what if you’ve got son. I thought it would have just been
the ability to transfer and process large something busted, some prick of a clerical error and so contacted cus-
amounts of information. a Telco is over charging you or tomer services only to be told that the
Of course if there’s one company you’ve got to make a complaint? Tra- cost of service had gone up without
uniquely poised to make the most of ditionally you’d have to sit there on the notice. When I pointed out that their
this, it’s Google. With roughly 24 serv- phone for god-knows how many hours website stated the price I expected to
er farms containing an estimated half a calling a premium rate number just to be charged, like every previous month
million servers dotted across the globe, get through to some poor bastard in a for the last two years, I was told this
Google handles 6% of all internet traf- Companies pay large amounts of mon- Voice, a service that allows users in call centre that can neither help you was a ‘new customers only’ deal. After
fic. That’s six times more than any ey to show up in Google’s subtly target- the US to (among other things) man- or help himself get out of that hellish screaming down the phone at them
other one company, with their main ed ads and in exchange all Google has age their phone calls and make cheap excuse for a job. Well I’m here to tell they told me there was nothing they
website being the most visited page on to do is make sure that a large enough international calls, many suspect that you that no more do you have to suffer could do.
the internet. Google has invested large number of users are seeing those ads. this could be part of a wider strategy to through the rubbish to get the decent Of course the budding journalist in
amounts of money into maintaining It would appear that this is a win-win offer free telephone calls to participat- customer service that you deserve. me decided I wasn’t going to stand
the current status quo, from their wide situation for everyone involved. Yet as ing users very soon. The system allows Twitter is the way forward. for this crap and I was going to com-
variety of desktop applications to un- Google grows and attempts to expand Google to make use of the extensive OK, you think I’m off my rocker, plain in the most effective way I knew,
dersea optical fibre cables that main- into untapped markets, it’s going to optical fibre networks it has invested what has Twatter got to do with cus- online. First port of call was Twitter,
tain blazing fast response times. want more and more of your informa- in while users get free telephone calls. tomer service? Well, if you didn’t know which would be promptly followed by
Yet, how does Google handle the re- tion in order to target those ads even Yet this will probably involve letting already, everything you say on Twit- my personal blog and every tech blog I
sponsibility of being the world’s largest better and continue to generate large Google into yet another part of your ter is public. Everyone can see it, it’s write for. I was going to drag their name
repository of private information? The advertising profits. The need for more life; your private phone calls. searchable and it stays there for quite through the mud for this outrage.
unofficial company slogan “Don’t Be and more info brings me back to the Although in reality what Google some time. Companies have gotten Moments after bitching about
Evil” only serves as a reminder of just focal point of this piece – how much knows about is distributed across serv- wind that people like to complain on them on Twitter I was contacted by
how much evil Google could do if it is too much? ers in multiple locations, probably Twitter and that their reputation often the customer services ‘Twitter team’
wished. Thankfully, Google to this date Like 90% of the connected world, protected by complex encryption, it’s takes a beating in a very public and who asked for a few details so they
has yet let it’s users faith falter. It has I use Google for searching the inter- still owned by a single entity that can motivated environment. So their plan could check it out. OK I thought, fair
been fearless in going up against gov- net. I also use Google to handle all my legally be forced into handing all in- to combat all this bitching is to put cus- enough, I’ll hold fire on everything
ernments, when requested to disclose email accounts, compile and analyse formation about you to governments. tomer service representatives on the else and see what they can do for me. I
user information and hasn’t had mini- website statistics, help me get around The issue isn’t really about how much microblogging service that respond to send them my customer details and 30
mal embarrassing data leaks that some town, chat with friends, share photos Google can be trusted, it’s about how complaints and try and smooth over minutes later I get a phone call. Long
of it’s competitors have suffered from. and watch videos. Google knows ex- much Google can be forced to reveal. any disagreements you might have story short, they were very apologetic
All in all, Google has proved itself rela- actly which shows I enjoy watching, I’m not going to judge you for googling with them. The thing is that the Twit- and sorted it out right there and then.
tively responsible in dealing with sen- which political issues I find important NAMBLA (don’t) after watching that ter customer service people have to get Gone was the price increase and an of-
sitive user information. But how much and my views on them and the con- South Park episode, but can the same it right first time because if they don’t, fer of compensation should I feel out of
are you really willing to let Google tents of letters back home. They even thing be said about a law enforcement the company’s public image gets a pocket at the end of the day.
store information about your life? know where I am right now, thanks to official? Google is at the forefront of bashing as you berate them on Twitter. Now I don’t have beef with any
I decided to write down a list of Goog- Google Latitude and where I want to the “cloud computing” wave. Their Therefore, they’ve normally got a lot customer service representatives, I
le products that I use. The list came up be thanks to Google Maps for mobile. Chrome OS (scheduled for release in more power than the poor sod you find couldn’t do their jobs, but I feel the
to roughly 20 of their products, rang- If Google were a stalker, it would be at the end of 2010) is designed to blur on the end of the phone on the front personal level of service you used to
ing from mapping services to web- about time for me to file for a restrain- the lines between desktop and online line of the call centre. They bend over get has gone. You shouldn’t have to
master tools. All of which are free and ing order. applications, with ever more informa- backwards to sort out your complaint go to Twitter and publicly complain
many of which are the best products That’s why it’s interesting that tion being stored in the cloud. The and placate you as quickly as possible just to get decent service, but this kind
offered in their markets. The beauty Google seems to be gearing up to of- question remains whether the flexibil- and in a personal manner. of personal, fast and efficient service
of Google’s business model is that they fer telephony services. Last week, they ity afforded by keeping private infor- In a recent experience with a Telco doesn’t seem to exist in modern com-
can offer quality, free products to us- purchased a small startup that special- mation on someone else’s servers can that will, for reasons of journalistic in- pany strategy, it’s too costly.
ers because they make money from the ised in services similar to the venerable ever replace the privacy of one’s own tegrity, remain nameless, I found out Moral of the story, got a complaint?
information gleaned from that usage. Skype, Gizmo5. Along with Google hard drive. that they were trying to over charge Head to Twitter and get it sorted.

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Samuel Gibbs Technology Editor and by ordering another 2200 PS3s to IBM is set to discontinue it’s current offerings, Tesco Mobile might be the emerged, one that steals your ING Di-
joing the 300 or so they were already line of PowerPC based Cell proces- way to go for the best value iPhone tar- rect banking details and one that turns
using. Instead of practising their skills sors, the power house behind the iffs. Besides, now you can pick one up your pocket pal into a botnet zombie.
Another week in Tech has come and in Modern Warfare 2, they’ve been us- PS3 amongst other things. What this whilst you’re getting your soap, toilet Brilliant! Apple’s response? We told
gone but what have we got to show ing them for HD video processing and means for the next generation PlaySta- duck and bog roll. How glamorous. you it could happen, tough luck, don’t
for it? Well we’ve got the launch of the wanted to boost the power of their PS3 tion is unclear, would Sony take the jailbreak your iPhone. The worms
worlds first driverless taxis at Heath- cluster. Cell chip in house? Never fear though, spread via WiFi or cellular networks
row. We’ve talked about the tiny little the current gen PS3 won’t be affected. between jailbroken iPhones with SSH
automated pods that transport you Retail giant, Tesco, announced this installed and default root passwords. A
from the business car park into Ter- week that it’ll start selling Apple’s gold- rookie mistake not changing your root
minal 5 in only five minutes before, en child, the iPhone, on it’s MVNO password, but if you’re not so ofay with
but now you too can go have a play in Tesco Mobile. It’s the fourth carrier to the whole jailbreak process you might
them. Pity they’re not in central Lon- confirm that the iPhone will be gracing not even know that every iPhone has
don, maybe they would be a cheaper it’s network, although Tesco Mobile a default root password that basi-
and safer alternative to the dodgy mini uses O2’s network so don’t think you’ll cally allows someone nefarious to do
cabs on the way home from the union. get better 3G coverage. Tesco already anything they like with your precious
We’ve heard that console gaming has several relatively cheap unlimited iPhone without your knowledge. So
makes you a natural born UAV pilot, everything plans with texts, calls and Talking of iPhones, the humble rick- if you’re rocking a jailbroken iPhone
but now the US Air Force is taking Talking about the PS3, I don’t know data all included. If their current price rolling iPhone worm evolved. Two new then download mobile Terminal and
their love of the PS3 to the next level whether anyone’s told the USAF but, plans are mimicked on their iPhone malicious variants of the worm have change your root password pronto!

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