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President Kenny Announces Retirement!
Stony Brook To See End of An Era in June 2009
made the choice to enroll at over 100% main campus. Stony Brook has undoubtedly seen
By James Laudano of the school’s capacity each subsequent In the past, Kenny has taught at the many academic, athletic and aesthetic
year. The resulting strain on dormitory Universities of Texas, Delaware and improvements during Kenny’s time as
and facility space has left some ques- Maryland. She holds degrees in English President. However, as mentioned
In a mass e-mail sent to all Stony tioning whether Stony Brook University and Journalism and earned her Ph.D above, her tenure did not come without
Brook students University President its fair share of contentious issues. It
Shirley Strum Kenny announced her remains to be seen who will be in
upcoming retirement, effective June contention for the Presidency upon
2009. Kenny was the first female Presi- Kenny’s leaving office, and it is per-
dent of Stony Brook University and has haps likely we will not know who will
served in the position for fourteen take the position until shortly before
years. The announcement comes on the June 2009.
heels of a few particularly difficult aca- New Stony Brook Presidents
demic years for Kenny, during which are appointed by the State University
she came under intense scrutiny from Board of Trustees in Albany, based
New York officials for her handling of a on a recommendation from the
controversy involving infant mortality Stony Brook Council, a sort of local
rates at the University Hospital and also stand-in trustee board. As a result of
from hundreds of faculty, students and historic student activism, students
staff for her decision to under-fund the are represented by one member of
College of Arts and Sciences. the ten-person board. This seat usu-
“I take great satisfaction in Stony ally alternates between the presidents
Brook’s achievements over these of the undergraduate and graduate
past fourteen years,” said Kenny. In fact, student governments. If that pattern
the Kenny era can be seen as one of un- holds, incoming Undergraduate Stu-
paralleled expansion in our University’s dent Government President Jeffery
history. The campus expanded to in- Akita will be the voice of all students
clude Stony Brook Southhampton and in the presidential selection process.
Stony Brook Manhattan. Buildings such
as the Wang Center, the new Humani- “See ya, suckers!”
ties Building and the rebuilt Heavy En-
gineering Building have gone up during
her tenure. However, there has been should be expanding into places like from the University of Chicago. She has
some backlash from students and fac- Southhampton while there remains published five books, primarily con-
ulty over the past few years when Kenny much that needs to be done on our cerning 18th century English drama.
Roman Sheydvasser
Stony Brook is infested with high schoolers!
The Stony Brook Press News 3
Coke Killed
ministration refused to recognize the influenced this decision,” said Anita Ha- changes. Their work with SINAL-
By Andrew Fraley groups’ accomplishments. “…The ad- lasz, member of the SJA, Graduate Stu- TRAINAL led to numerous resolutions
ministration not only refused to let us dent Organization (GSO) and student calling for the ban of Coca-Cola prod-
take part in the announcement they member of the evaluation committee ucts from organizations, including the
Wondering why all the Coca-Cola GSO and the United University Pro-
machines on campus are empty? This is fessions (UUP).
because, as of June 19, Stony Brook Uni- While Stony Brook successfully
versity has entered into a new ten-year removed Coke from its campus,
exclusive contract with Pepsi. As the other SUNY schools missed the op-
transition is being made over the sum- portunity. Albany has, in fact, re-
mer, new Pepsi machines are replacing newed their contract with Coke.
all of the old Coke machines, and will “Albany had the same information as
be ready for the fall semester. Stony Brook in front of them about
For the past three years, Stony Coca-Cola’s abuses, along with a pe-
Brook University has been under pres- tition signed by over 1,200 students.
sure for selling Coca-Cola products, For them to ignore the petition, the
due to the company’s alleged workers’ United University Professions (UUP)
rights and environmental violations resolution, the GSO resolution and
throughout developing nations. In a all the documentation of Coke’s
drive led by The Social Justice Alliance abuses raises serious questions about
(SJA), and supported by numerous the democratic nature of Albany’s
other on and off campus organizations, decision,” said Jackie Hayes, member
many Stony Brook students protested of Students for Workers’ Rights.
the University’s contract with Coke. For The contract is another exclusive
more info regarding these protests, deal with another major corporation.
check out Issue 10, Volume 29 of The This is not considered ideal by the
Stony Brook Press from the Spring ’08 SJA and other activists involved with
Roman Sheydvasser
Coke, youʼve been closed the fuck out!
semester. the campaign, but it’s a step in the
But this comes as a bittersweet vic- right direction. As Charlene Ober-
tory to the SJA and other student nauer, SJA member, noted, “…no
groups involved in the campaign. While sent out, but they also did not acknowl- for the new contract bid. The SJA and workers in Pepsi’s bottling plants have
their ultimate goal to remove Coke edge the fact that SJA, and other organ- other groups played a vital role in pres- requested solidarity from international
from the campus was realized, the ad- izations supporting the campaign, suring the administration to make these human rights activists.”
Editorial Board
Executive Editor
editorials
James Laudano
Managing Editor
Emma Kobolakis
Parking “Improvements”
Associate Editor
Najib Aminy
Business Manager
Screw Us, Again.
Katie Knowlton
The administration’s up to their What does this really mean? It means the sort of disregard for student/faculty
Production Manager
Jonathan Singer usual shenanigans again! In a recent that all of you folks who live in Tabler interests. We’re sorry Ms. Chernow, but
email to a select few faculty and stu- and have a resident parking permit can we don’t see how making parking for
News Editors dents, Barbara Chernow, Vice President no longer park in any of the closer resi- students a difficult, nightmarish process
Jake Conarck
Laura Cooper for Facilities and Services, announced dent lots on campus. You will now be has anything to do with improving
new changes to parking on campus, ef- restricted to only Tabler, and the same Stony Brook’s environmental impact.
Features Editor
Alex Nagler fective August 18. These changes, mis- applies for every other residence hall. We also don’t see how anyone in their
leadingly called “improvements,” are a We will include a transcript of the right mind can consider reducing the
Arts Editor slap to the face of both students and fac- actual e-mail below so that you can see number of student spots and increasing
Andrew Fraley
ulty. the actual meat and biscuits of these every parking rate an “improvement.”
Photo Editors Most notably among the changes “improvements.” Screw you. We hope someone parks in
Tia Mansouri
Roman Sheydvasser are the shifting of nearly 300 commuter In reality, these changes are, at your spot every day next year.
parking spots to metered or faculty worst, a bureaucratic money making
Copy Editors spots. Did we mention that they are also scheme, and at best a major inconven-
Cindy Liu
Kelly Yu planning on raising the prices of said ience to the people who make Stony
Chris Mellides metered lots? Well, they are. Further- Brook great, the students and faculty.
Webmaster more, in another move that will make We don’t suppose we should won-
Chris Williams student parking even more infuriating der why these administrative money
on campus, the “improvements” include hogs instate these changes during the
Audiomaster
J. Aaron Singer designating resident sections, under the summer. These sort of sneaky moves,
vague, and laughingly absurd platitude while the overwhelming majority of
Ombudsman of “reducing our carbon footprint.” students aren’t on campus, characterize
Jowy Romano
What follows is the e-mail sent from Ms. Chernow to the campus community:
parking lot. The north section of the Stadium parking lot will
remain Premium Parking (brown hangtag required) for commuter
Staff
students.
* 60 metered parking spaces in the south portion of the
Kotei Aoki Frank Loiacono
Cat Lund
Mendelsohn & H Quad parking lot, near the Wang Center, for
Raina Bedford
Shaun Bennett Mariana Martins
parking lot.
Joe Donato Steve McLinden
* 310 spaces in the Tabler Quad surface parking lot will become
Taurean Dyer Chris Oliveri
Nick Eaton Ben van Overmeire
and Staff.
Amelia Fischer Jon Pu
Jamie Freiermuth Aamer Qureshi
* The rate for parking meters will change from 25 cents for 15
minutes to 25 cents for 10 minutes.
* The visitor parking rate in Parking Garages will change
from $1.50 per hour and $7.50 per day to $2.75 per hour and
$13.75 per day.
* The cost for University Parking Garage validation stickers
will change from $3.50 to $4.50.
* Evening rates in the Administration Parking Garage will
change from $3.00 to $5.50.
* Hospital Parking Garage visitor 30 day pass will change
from $25 to $40.
If you have any questions about these changes, please contact James
O'Connor, Director of Transportation and Parking Operations, at
"Customer Feedback" page located at
http://naples.cc.sunysb.edu/Admin/asacomments.nsf/park.
These changes will be effective August 18, 2008.
Thank you.
When I picked up The Stony Brook Press April 30 issue and looked at the cover, I thought, “I don’t think I’m going
to enjoy this.” But when I read the paper, I was impressed with the professionalism of the reporting.
I want to congratulate you for the journalistic quality of your paper. It makes me proud to know that Stony Brook
has such good student journalists. Keep up the good work.
Wow. Thanks, Shirley. We have to be honest and say we weren’t expecting that sort of reaction from you. Hope- Request an ad packet!
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fully, we wont have to put your face on the cover in the upcoming year. But that may be wishful thinking.
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features
A Trip to Greece Gonzo: Part 1
have even the slightest inkling of how
By Chris Mellides large Greek families really are, I’ll
Photos by the author save you the trouble of lending a
lengthy explanation. For everyone
My arrival in Greece this summer else, picture a pack of virile and nim-
came complete with its fair share of ble rats doing the nasty with phe-
headaches. I first boarded an Airbus A nomenal results over the course of
320 after enduring a poorly executed se- forever. That’s what my entire family
curity screening at JFK International is like, minus the tails and triple the
Airport. Shoes were kicked off and body hair, of course. Before long I
placed aside and, with the exception of took to the streets in an effort to take
a single duffle bag, all other belongings in and ultimately absorb my new sur-
were promptly checked at the gate. roundings. What little sights the
Keeping me company was a book by the small town of Mavrohori possessed
good doctor, a 30 GB iPod, some hy- hardly measured up to the Mecca
giene products, a laptop and a point and that is New York City, but it was all
shoot digital. What was to follow were quaint and oddly comforting. Natu-
seven and a half miserable hours of rally, I hated it.
mediocre in-flight cuisine, immense I would soon find difficulty in
boredom and an unimaginable desire to adapting to the Southern European
have stayed put in New York. culture and lifestyle. The people
I reached Dusseldorf, Germany for there speak way too quickly and are
a transfer flight at 7 a.m. local time. To fast to light a smoke and drink a beer,
my surprise and utter delight, I was as if it were their last. Screw moder-
greeted with a layover turned private ation, I thought. These people are fuck- believe that the incident would make uncle, do you see my cousin’s tattoos?
hell for just under five clicks of the big ing addicts! I instantly felt at home the morning news the following day. There are skulls and spider webs every-
hand. Gracias por nada. Those Ger- again. Still, I couldn’t help but see my- Trust me, small town life is all about where! He definitely has the devil in
mans sure do hold an appreciation for self as a second grade retard mingling gossip and heavily talked-about him!” Boy howdy. After the shit hit the
their local airports. Cafés and bistros with a sea of nuclear physicists. My in- brouhaha. If you mess up, your reputa- fan I was thoroughly inspected by the
were littered with out-of-towners and terpretation and usage of the Greek tion suffers and you’re finished. priest and instructed to hop into his ’97
locals, all with destinations unknown. It tongue is not unlike a chimp that can So there I was, some punky kid Toyota Corolla for a little joy ride.
was there that I felt the jet lag set in, big utilize sign language in order to score from the States left to roam in a small After I strapped myself in, the hunk
time. A night of hard drinking and bananas and butts. Whenever he isn’t town setting full of natives that couldn’t of Japanese machinery lunged forward
meth binging could not compare to this drinking his own pee and flinging fecal get over my appearance and my “don’t- with the speed of a cheetah geeked out
terrible feeling that spread from deep pies at his trainers, that is. In other give-a-shit attitude”. If only I still had on eight-balls. Clearly, this bearded
within my stomach and, in seconds, words, my Greek is limited in flow and my doo carved into a mohawk…that clergy member at the wheel meant to
reached all of my outer extremities. The conjugation. Everything was all very would’ve showed ‘em. My hawk was a put the fear of the Lord in me—and he
Germans were not kind. After panick- colorful and new, like a bright orange glorious sight to behold and I was aw- nearly succeeded. When the four-
ing over attaining my boarding pass and fully proud of it during the start of my wheeled beast starting purring at nearly
correct gate and flight numbers, I was career as a punk rock hipster, but I di- 160 kilometers per hour, I nearly shat
stuck in customs. My baggage was ran- gress. Anyway, at some point I found myself. I was sure that the twisting of
sacked feverishly, as if I had the cure for myself in an Internet café at the edge of steel and the slow arrival of meat wag-
cancer nestled somewhere deep be- town. One that just happened to house ons was imminent.
tween my Trojans and tube socks. Soon the only fucking pool table in the entire Of course, the worst failed to arrive,
afterwards I was patted down, searched village. To my surprise, I was greeted by and after a few short moments the car
and thoroughly interrogated by some who else but my first cousin, Gab. I did- came to a vicious stop, on account of the
towering mass of flesh oozing out of a n’t recognize him at all; he was five years huge truck that got in the way of the
pressed uniform and a ridiculous hat. If old during my last visit eleven years priest’s death wish of a car ride. On the
someone were to have told me that this prior, and was now approaching his back of the monstrous vehicle read the
sack of shit rallied for Hitler in his twenties. At first I thought that he was words: A.G. Bauer. Underneath the
younger years, I would’ve bought the just some town idiot busting my balls. company name were two larger than life
story without making the slightest peep. But, when he insisted on being my graphics of a lion and a wolf. Their teeth
From there, I boarded a plane to cousin, I took his word for it and went were bared and they looked as if they
Thessaloniki. When I finally reached back to his place where I was reunited were ready to take a chomp out of the
the airport I was crammed into the with my aunt and uncle. Good people. Toyota, swallowing the car and its three
backseat of a cab that reeked of bourbon Later that day I visited one of the passengers along with it. What a fitting
and sex. Every now and again I’d toss a town priests who just happened to be display of ominous eye candy, I thought.
glance through the side window and Gab’s uncle. He was dressed in the tra- The following day I watched two
catch eyefuls of nature’s beauty. Rolling ditional Greek clergyman get-up and giant wasps fuck. It was like catching a
hills, valleys and trees soon became a seemed like a really cool guy. He was peek of the Discovery Channel without
fuzzy blur, due mostly to my cabbie’s piece of construction paper begging to only in the religion racket for five years, having to deal with the shitty commer-
lead foot and penchant for scaring the be cut into with a trusty pair of blue and at the ripe age of thirty-six he stood cials. They were really having at it; it
shit out of American tourists. After safety scissors. I desperately wanted to as the youngest priest in Polikarpi (a was nuts. This was the first time my
being zipped through the mountains for cause a ruckus and enjoy myself to the town neighboring Mavrohori). The eyes had seen such a raunchy spectacle
three hours I reached my final destina- fullest, but it was all too complex and priest’s wife treated me to a delightful of bug-on-bug action. Between watch-
tion…a tiny village overflowing with troublesome. croissant with chocolate filling and an ing the horny pests do the horizontal
loud relatives and roaming livestock. Allow me to explain. In a small espresso that kicked like a mule. Not too mambo and taking drags on my ciga-
Hoorah! town environment, if you so much as let shabby. At some point Gab commented rette, I slipped into a deep malaise. I
The next few days were spent mak- one slip in public and someone catches on my tats in front of the holy man say-
ing nice with the extended family. If you wind that you broke wind, you’d better ing something to the effect of, “Hey GREECE continued on next page
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Photos by Alex Nagler
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Food For Thought
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our office, room 060, Union basement.
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on Italia in
Summer Issue
2, coming in
August.
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arts&entertainment
the United States, with me. It’s not that I don’t understand the
colored train routes game, but calculating who wins seems
connecting major like a nightmare. Luckily it’s all auto-
cities. The rules are mated on the Xbox Live Arcade ver-
simple—each turn you sion. Unfortunately, Carcassone failed
may take one of three to grab me in the way Catan and
actions, draw train Ticket to Ride did.
cards, draw destina- Over the course of the game, play-
tion cards and claim a ers take turns placing square tiles and
route. Train cards are claiming structures, roads and farm-
traded in for the actual land. Connecting similar tiles creates
trains used to claim larger areas to claim and nets you
routes. Destination more points. Much of this is left up to
cards require you to chance; the tiles are drawn from a deck
complete a route for and there are many different shapes.
bonus points or risk Strategy is relegated to moment-to-
penalties if you fail. moment tile placement, while any
The trick in Ticket to planning is stifled by high levels of
Ride is being discrete randomness. The best strategies seem
Settlers of Catan
about you plans. Re- to involve limiting other players rather
vealing your inten- than accomplishing anything grand
tions opens you up to for yourself. The end result is a game
your winning move. Trading is one bastardly maneuvers like others block- that can seem haphazard and unfulfill-
Die Brettspiel Zusammenfassung! aspect of the game that could have ing you from your vital routes. ing.
been lost in translation, as a live game Having never played the actual However, I do have to give credit
Fine German engineering—we usually involves lots of communica- board game, I’m finding Ticket to Ride where credit is due. The quality of
find it in automobiles, pork products tion. In the XBLA version, a simple to be the most fun of the three to play production is there. I’d imagine the
and board games. Yes, board games. and clear trading screen is supple- online. Games are quick, addicting score tracking makes it a replacement
Forget Monopoly, Battleship, Chutes & mented by voice chat. The trade and the competition is stiff. In the be- of the physical board game for some.
Ladders and Mall Madness, because for screen works well enough alone too, ginning you’ll probably lose a lot, but Not only that, but unlike Catan, Car-
the last decade or so, Germany has making Catan a great game for human once you embrace the role of a slimy cassone lends itself to local multiplayer,
been home to some of the world’s competition, without all that annoying train baron and start ruining everyone allowing four players to duke it out on
finest board games. Now, thanks to human trash-talking. else’s day you’ll be hard-pressed to stop one couch. With that said, it’s not a
the popularity of online games, three If there’s one flaw with Catan on a playing. bad game, but a lot more is left to
of Germany’s best strategy board TV screen, it’s that the game can’t be chance compared to Catan and Ticket
games have been converted for the played as a party game. Seeing others’ Carcassone to Ride, a style of game design I find as
Xbox Live Arcade. hands would ruin the flow of the appealing as random battles in Japan-
game. Get a good group of players on- Carcassone is a bit of a mystery to ese RPGs.
Settlers of Catan line, especially friends you enjoy chat-
ting with, and
Catan is easily one of the best Catan on XBLA is
board games ever, and the translation every bit as fun as
to XBLA is impeccable. Catan is its cardboard coun-
unique in that it does not have a solid terpart.
board; instead, hexagonal tiles are
arranged randomly to form the play- Ticket to Ride
field. Players place their initial settle-
ments and roads and begin rolling dice The latest
to collect resources, allowing the de- board game trans-
velopment of further settlements, lation on XBLA,
roads, cities or special cards. The dice Ticket to Ride offers
rolls create probability rather than a fast-paced, strate-
blind chance. For example, building a gic and deceivingly
settlement on a hexagon labeled “6” or simple experience.
“8” is helpful as they’re the numbers It also offers some
most likely to appear when rolling two of the most epic
dice. Conveniently, these probabilities asshole opportuni-
are clearly labeled on the tiles for the ties seen in strategy
statistically challenged. board games. Be-
Strategy, or being an asshole, lieve me, tears will
means making solid trades with other be shed.
Ticket to Ride
players, taking the best settlements The game is
and catching others off guard with played on a map of
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Free Content: The Death of Capi- of their content since Halo 2. As the the full set of maps. In my experience, I the Xbox 360, and the Xbox Live serv-
talism or the Nurturing of Community? publisher of the game, it is ultimately have never played a premium map in ice. Worst of all, they are leaving Bungie
Microsoft’s decision, but Bungie has these conditions. Once the maps are to clean up the mess. Along with the re-
stated they don’t want to charge for con- free, Bungie requires them for match- lease of the free map, Bungie also re-
When does the word “free” stop tent. Microsoft’s stance is that offering making, and they come up far more leased a new video explaining the
being a bad word in the eyes of a cor- free content devalues any similar con- often. However, with the newest pre- requirements to play the map online.
porate giant like Microsoft? The line is tent that isn’t free. In past releases they mium offering, the “Legendary Map Needless to say, they were nearly as con-
surely drawn differently throughout reached a compromise in which map Pack”, there are no plans to make it free. fused as we are about the situation.
their zip code-sized campus. Today my packs would cost from five to ten dol- This is Microsoft’s call—as stated in It’s clear that “free” is a word Mi-
attention is drawn to their games pub- lars for three months and then become the recent Bungie podcast, MS wanted crosoft Game Studios still fails to un-
lishing arm, Microsoft Game Studios. free for everyone. Microsoft made their to experiment in offering the content at derstand. Their business model calls for
Specifically, the effects free and paid money off of early adopters and a discount rather than free. This puts profit in nearly all aspects of the Xbox
content have on their games and what
their choices spell for the community.
Xbox Live has blossomed into a
full-fledged marketplace for download-
able games, expansion packs, movie
rentals, TV show purchases and thou-
sands of worthless jpegs. Much of this
content is considered “premium” and
has a cost attached to it in the form of
Microsoft points. Anyone who has pur-
chased content on Live knows that the
dollar-to-points conversion scale is ab-
surd, the purchasable quantities are de-
viously mismatched with typical costs
of downloads, and much of the content
feels unreasonably expensive. While
these are all valid issues, none are as
problematic as the content that started it
all—the expansion packs available for
most online games.
Since Xbox Live’s humble begin-
nings five years ago, downloadable
maps (multiplayer arenas) have been a
Cold Storage
mainstay of the service. Most of them
have come at a premium price—a price
which has made a sharp increase as of
late. It’s not something I have a problem
with. Developers should get paid for Bungie’s community wasn’t indefinitely Bungie in the difficult position of de- Live service. They charge a subscription
their work and they’re free to price fractured between haves and have-nots. ciding if and when they’ll require the fee, charge for content, charge develop-
them however they want. The problem Ultimately, everyone was happy. map pack for matchmaking. Further es- ers to release content and more. On
is that it’s never the developers who But what happens when the pre- calating the situation, Microsoft would paper it’s an appealing model, but it’s
have any say. mium period for content never ends? In not allow Bungie to release Cold Stor- clear they are shitting in the faces of
Nowhere is this more apparent than the case of Halo 3, where it’s convenient age for free unless the latter agreed to their customers and the developers who
in the Halo 3 community. With two matchmaking system automatically require consumers to purchase the map toil for years on these games just to
map pack releases and the recent free- finds opponents and selects a map for pack before being allowed to play Cold make a quick buck. The question is:
bie Cold Storage (a remake of Halo 1’s you, the premium content is rarely seen. Storage in matchmaking. how long will we let them get away with
Chill Out), developer Bungie has kept In order for a map to be played, all play- Through these methods, Microsoft it?
busy and vocal about the state of their ers in the 2-16 player matches must is needlessly complicating things and
content. Microsoft and Bungie have have downloaded the map, and it must splintering the Halo 3 community. They
been making compromises on the price be selected by matchmaking amongst are creating ill will towards the brand,
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Not even Morgan Freeman with a cool gun could redeem Wantedʼs suckage
lous concept of hitting a bullet with And let’s not forget how Wesley went
another bullet in mid air (this movie re- from being a scared office monkey to
ally liked bullets) no part of this movie the best assassin ever in just six weeks.
made any sense yet it “wanted” the au- (That is exactly what they said at the
dience to believe. a bad man killed his father some days parts in this movie that I found myself end of the movie, six weeks!) This
Meet Wesley (James McAvoy), a ago, and this group called “The Frater- laughing hysterically at. One such mo- movie was the worst piece of crap I have
do-nothing office drone with some se- nity,” enlists him in order to utilize his ment was the kiss between Fox and seen in theaters since last years Trans-
rious anxiety issues, who is sick and special skills. Apparently, however, this Wesley that Fox uses to make Wesley’s formers. I have to say that this form of
tired of his shitty life. He works day in frat house of assassins has girls in it too, ex-girlfriend jealous. This kiss came special effects blockbuster that Holly-
and day out for a pig of a boss, yet has including Fox (Angelina Jolie), who is from nowhere as the characters never wood is unleashing is just sad. The
no money. His girlfriend is cheating on the first person he meets from this exuded any chemistry before this part. worst part however is the fact that this
him with his best friend but he doesn’t group. At first he is reluctant to join Then there was the literal train wreck of type of movie does so well and America
care, and frankly, neither should the au- being the timid character he is. But all a sequence that is taken straight out of a actually forked over $55 million in the
dience. He hates himself, so why should of a sudden the Fraternity gives him his Wile E. Coyote cartoon. I mean what opening weekend to see this trash.
anyone else like him. Sadly this senti- dead father’s money (about $3.6 mil- train crashes over a bridge that is over a
ment followed me throughout the en- lion) and he is a changed man. Changed gorge deeper than the Grand Canyon?
The Stony Brook Press Arts & Entertainment 17
“Free”
By Grace Pak
opinion
Random Search
July 2005 was search dotting the map of the city’s sub- or racial biases in the checkpoints. Now, These stops, inconvenient as they
a year after the Re- way system here and there. you may be wondering 300 words in, are, are not as flagrant a violation of civil
publican National But do they really do anything to why report on an issue from 2005 deal- rights as some have protested. They’re a
Convention, but it safeguard commuters? As the NYCLU ing with New York City when this is a hindrance, a nuisance, and annoying,
brought a change geared up for trial back in 2005, they Long Island paper in 2008? I’ll tell you but in the same vein as a limited search.
to the city that did a little study of their own to deter- why: I was checked for the first time We consent to them by handing over
seemed more fit- mine the effectiveness of the searches. ever on June 30, 2008 coming back from our bag, therefore making them legal.
Democrat ting for the RNC. Over a three-week period of time in work. Sadly, there will always exist a potential
McBlueState This steamy 2005, when the program first debuted I have an internship with the Office threat, making the time and circum-
month in the mid- and the NYPD was showing it off, 5,500 of the Public Advocate that requires me stance of the search valid.
dle of yet another New York City sum- subway entrances were monitored for to commute every day on the R line be- Worse, there exists a fact that seems
mer was the official start of random bag presence of checkpoints. Of these 5,500 tween home and City Hall. On a good to be present in all “random” searches;
searches on the New York City subway. entrances, 99.4%, or 5,467, had no day the trip will take me half an hour or they’re not exactly random. Minorities
The searches were challenged in August checkpoints. A scant 0.6%, 33 of the so to get from the platform on Bay are searched far more frequently than
of that year by the NYCLU, the New 5,500 entrances monitored had check- Ridge Avenue to the platform at City non-minorities, especially if they are
York branch of the American Civil Lib- points. Of these 33, many existed in sta- Hall. Home has two entrances to the male. If the NYPD wants to make safety
erties Union, and brought to court in tions with multiple entrances, meaning subway and could be easily patrolled. a more pressing concern, fund the pro-
October of the same year. that if someone really had something to City Hall has four entrances, spread out gram more and increase patrols, but
A district court judge ruled in De- hide, they could simply walk up and from each other in a way that would re- make sure that for every minority who
cember that there exists a “real and sub- around, avoid the checkpoint all to- quire a more substantial force to prop- gets searched simply for being of that
stantial” threat to the City’s transit gether and get whatever nefarious pack- erly patrol. If the NYPD wanted to ethnic group, a white guy like me gets
system. Acknowledging that the age they were in possession of onto the really ensure that searches were being their bag checked. As long as we all get
searches were a minimal invasion to the subway. correctly conducted, sending two offi- to our train on time, I’m not complain-
privacy of New Yorkers, the judge at Things may have changed since cers to check bags during the afternoon ing.
hand declared them constitutional. And 2005, but there aren’t any studies to sub- commute is not the most effective
so, life continued on for New Yorkers, stantiate that idea. Also, authorities means of ensuring the safety of New
Sorry, But You Will Not Be Better Off Than Your Parents
as it always does, with the rare random haven’t addressed any potential ethnic Yorkers.
The average The panelists started with the sim- gardless of what it bought you. It will ing that mothers should have time off
salary for a white ple revelation that those in the audience still adversely affect your credit score. for maternity leave, were not to be kept
male emerging had been failed by their government This debt is more of an investment than to themselves, but were political issues
from college with a and were at no fault for the impending the simple credit card debt on pur- to rally around. Combined with a slow
four-year degree is economic crisis, but regardless, would chased items, but it will still take years in productivity, the rise of global labor
the same as it was be the victims hit the hardest. Not the participation, and the failure of pubic
three decades ago. cheeriest way to start an afternoon, but policy to ensure the rights of the worker,
Alex Adjusted for infla- a sobering one none the less. Speaking things started to falter.
Nagler tion, wages have to a crowd of 100something interns for There was a time that the govern-
remained stagnant various Democratic state and citywide ment was the one to look out for its peo-
over the past three officials, the message was a clear one: ple. Mr. Madrick noted it wasn’t the
decades while costs of nearly everything you’re screwed. effort of local doctors to mass immu-
else have risen exponentially, forcing “The fact that your generation will nize children with the polio vaccine, it
those with four-year degrees to emerge be the first to not be better off than their was the government. He argued that
from college holding an average of parents doesn’t mean that someone who college, being one of the most impor-
$20,000 in debt. Reread those two sen- grew up in a McMansion won’t have tant investments a country can make in
tences and let them sink in. their children grow up in a mansion, or its populace, should either be tuition
This economic issue was the topic that someone who went to a Near Ivy capped or free of charge. If college cost
of first of three brown bag lectures pro- won’t have their children go to an Ivy lest, young people could invest high in-
vided by The Century Foundation, a League. It means that someone who is terest savings accounts with com-
nonprofit progressive think tank. Enti- the first in their family to go to college pounded interest.
tled “It’s Still The Economy, Stupid,” the may not be able to have their kids go Overall, the message of the day was
lecture dealt with the blunt truth on too.” for young people to become financially
how this generation will be the first to Ms. Draut argued that in the same literate to ensure that they can ensure
be economically disadvantaged by no time period that wages have remained that they will be able to negotiate for
fault of its own. Daniel Brooks, author stagnant, college tuition has tripled. The better conditions. Understanding how
of The Trap: Selling Out to Stay Afloat in cost to attend an institution like Har- to negotiate is only the beginning.
Winner-Take-All America moderated vard was below $5,000 a year at the start “We’re going to have to stop looking
of the 1980’s. SUNY costs were well back. Society is change, and not just
Boo-hoo-hoo, sucker!
the panel, which consisted of Tamara
Draut, the Director of the Economic below $5,000 at this time as well. Today, change from a politician running on it”
Opportunity Program at Demos and Harvard costs roughly $46,000 and even if that politician is “a good start.”
author of Strapped: Why America’s 20- Stony Brook costs roughly $17,000
and-30-Somethings Can’t Get Ahead, Jeff (dorming, in state). It is easy to see how to pay off.
Madrick the Editor of Challenge Maga- most people graduate with $20,000 in So what went wrong? Those in at- Alex H. Nagler had to throw in an
zine and Senior Fellow at The Century loan debt, with one fourth of these hav- tendance felt it was the simple fact that Obama reference.
Foundation, and Amaad Rivera, the ing more than $25,000. Mr. Rivera the maxim “The Personal Is Political”
Racial Wealth Divide Initiative Leader noted that there are those who view this has become obsolete. People failed to
at United for a Fair Economy. debt as “good debt,” but it is still debt re- realize that personal issues, like ensur-
The Stony Brook Press Opinion 23
—Suzy Quentin, Jon Singer’s Supermodel Girlfriend
QUOTE: “I love you..”
FLUTTER I remember bluffing just so I could still had no idea what was going on.
weasel into the conversation with him That’s when I took her arm and *************
because I wanted to get to know her. pulled her toward me. Her bottle of beer
6/20/1998 Then the four of us introduced each dropped to the ground and so did the I called her up and she was happy
other. Donna was her name and we guy that the mob was chasing after. to hear from me. She didn’t realize what
I remember it like it was yesterday. both started talking. I blocked out They mashed him down to the ground had happened that night until I told her,
True story. everyone at the party because all my real hard, maybe eight or ten on one. He because she didn’t remember. We went
Back in my Suffolk Community focus was on trying to get to know her. was in pain for a while, but recovered. back and forth a couple of times and
College days I was a staff writer who The more time elapsed, the louder He got back on his feet, but the mob had eventually we made plans to meet up at
wrote music reviews for the campus and more belligerent she got. But that left and ran out the backyard door by the Broadway for an hour or two. When
newspaper, The Compass. I had a small was OK. She was cute and that gave her then. I saw her this time she was actually
stake in writing for local acts. A few carte blanche. For a good forty-five min- Donna was a different story. She sober.
friends of mine on the same paper were utes we were talking and joking around. was in my arms and holding on to me. Nothing went on. No panic, no
into the local scene, as well. tears, no alcohol, nothing.
Before I knew it, I was in the She was constantly going on
circle. It meant going with and on about this guy that
them to see their shows as she wanted to get with.
well as having diner nights There was nothing I could
and record-shopping trips. do, I had to give up. We
Sooner or later, I was invited walked around a couple of
to their parties as well, such times, traded a hug or two,
as this one. and said our goodbyes as we
A former musician left the mall that evening.
friend and fellow staffer, The train ride back
whose name I refuse to men- from Hicksville made me
tion, threw a huge double feel extremely weird: I sud-
birthday party one humid denly realized on the
night at his house in Port Jef- Hicksville platform that I
ferson. It was a joint birthday made it out to a totally dif-
between him and another ferent town all by myself
musician friend and writer and was going back the
of ours, E.J. “The Greek same way alone. It made me
Tragedy”. have this very euphoric feel-
There was a big turnout ing of freedom, a feeling of
with some boom box music which I couldn’t believe. I
and an outdoor light bulb or was capable of being some-
two. Everything was going where new and meeting
well. People all around were someone equally new all by
unwinding, drinking, and re- myself. It was so removed
laxing, talking about nothing from what usually goes on
and nothing in particular. around me back in Brent-
Hardly anyone really saw wood, Plainview, and
one another in the dark and Selden at the time.
the final count consisted of It was time to board the
college preps, b-boys, ravers, coffee Eventually it went so well that I got her She saw what just happened after the train back east. Final stop: Brentwood.
house patrons and bar-types. number and address. Home free...or so fact. The drinking got her real emo-
I roamed around, finding friends I thought. tional. She was crying, sobbing, petri- *************
and people to talk to, when someone As we were still getting to know fied. Just a horrified mess. I did
sitting on the backyard patio caught my each other and progressing well past everything I could to calm her down I remember what went through my
attention. His name was Dirty Frank giving and receiving numbers, I looked and kept her from falling or breaking head around the time I met her. She was
and he asked me if he knew me from up and noticed a scene getting more down. For a good half hour, I had her so different from what I ever experi-
somewhere. Then for a split second, I and more aggressive right behind her. very close to me. Donna continued the enced and one of the more interesting
noticed the two girls he was in between, What was all the commotion about? trend of girls being in my arms within girls I’ve ever met. I considered her to
especially the one sitting to the left of There was a group of guys huddled hours of just meeting them and this be wild. Her drinking, stories of con-
him. together and a confrontation was un- time I didn’t even try. frontations, and how she wanted to give
She personified cute. Long, dark, derway. The intensity was getting The apex was the nadir: the party herself up to another guy had me very
curly brunette hair with a blonde streak higher. I was puzzled, stunned that just died. Everyone decided to go home curious of what else she could be or how
or two and big, brown eyes. She was something was bound to happen. with some nancy high-schoolers scared Hicksville girls act. But I never found
skinny wearing a black spaghetti strap About three seconds later, the hud- that the police would come, but they out. I never went back to Hicksville and
tank-top with a red butterfly design on dle was coming right towards her. never showed up Eventually, me and I never saw her again.
it (as was the style ten years ago) and Donna was still running her mouth as I Donna split. She had to ride all the way I look back as this being one of the
tight black pants with high heels. She was watching the scene unfold and she out to Nassau where she lived and said five most memorable events in my life
was pretty young and also pretty hazed, had no idea what was about to occur to give her a call. And that was that... based solely on what happened and how
too. behind her. I saw it get closer to us. She until the following Tuesday. I felt.