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BATHING AU NATUREL Although my outdoor visit him and his new wife, Ruth.
Starrwriter shower "stall" was a long walk from I soon realized the visit was
the road through dense rainforest, I a mistake. The night of the moon
was interrupted once by a fetching walk my father got very drunk after
For several years I bathed in the young lady who came for a surprise Ruth went to bed and he started
bosom of nature. visit. She was em barrassed , but I harassing me about my recent
M y first natural bath was a only smiled. I finished my shower divorce.
waterfall pool in the tropical while she talked with her back turned "W eren't you man enough
rainforest on the island of M aui. I to me. After I dressed, we drove to to keep your marriage going?" he
lost hot water in my house when the the other side of the island and asked insultingly.
family that delivered propane gas camped on the beac h that night. W hen he bragged about
went out of business in the rem ote A few years later I came seducing a neighbor, something
area. Rather than take cold showers, down wi t h a b a d c a s e of snapped inside me. The next
I decided to carry a bar of bath soap "civiliza tion." I built a tiny bath morning I told Ruth about his
and a towel to the pool below my house, installed an on-demand philandering and p acked my things
property. propane water heater and a 12-volt to leave. I was backing my car out of
The pool water was water pump, and I began taking hot the driveway when my father rushed
refreshingly cold. I would strip showers like everyone else. It out of the house to stop me.
naked, jump in and gasp as my body represented a fall from the state of "You stabbed me in the
adjusted to the temperature. Then I grace. back," he said incredulously.
would lather up and dive under the Now I live in the big city of "You asked for it," I said
waterfall, breathing a fine mist rising Ho nolulu where taking showers and drove away.
from the splashing water. outdoors is prosecuted as the He died five years later.
The pool was far enough criminal offense of indecent
away from the road that no o ne co uld exposure. City dw ellers do n't realize Poetry Category
see me ex cept wild anim als -- birds what they are missing.
and the occasional mongoose or wild THE PERILS OF
boar. My neighbors began calling me Fiction Category: ONLINE SHOPPING
"nature boy" and I felt like a Hindu Josie Henley
Bra hmin perform ing his daily MAN ON THE MOON
ablution to the gods. Starrwriter
Later I built my own house
There was a young woman from
Vickers,
on the Big Island where I had M y father was a hypocrite. W hen I W ho ord ered a new pair of K ickers.
purchased three acres of rainforest turned eight, he made a big show of She paid for a parcel
property. My only water source was promising never to use physical But regretted the hassle
rain catchment from my roof into a punishment with me again. Two W hen the box revealed three frilly
redw ood storage tank. years later he kicked me do wn a knickers.
I ran a garden hose from the flight of stairs for breaking a
tank to a gully. Using gravity feed, I window. From that point on I
took cold showers bene ath a tall ohia despised him.
Be sure to
tree that flowered twice a yea r. I The last time I saw him was enter the
rinsed my hair with the sap of
shampoo ginger, a better hair
the day N eil Armstrong walked on Writer’s Beat
the moon. I was just out o f Air Force
conditioner than any store sells. boot camp whe n he invited me to
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being said, you can use said after a main sentence—placing emphasis on
question mark. (“Am I an idiot?” you
said.)
what is after it—or when the flow of
a sentence is strongly broken. An en
The Beat
Keep in mind that dialogue is dash is half the wid th of an em dash.
primarily a tool to help develop and
mov e the plot. Do not ov erwrite it!
This one is used to indicate a ce rtain
range between d ates and numb ers.
Goes On...
Please bear in mind that no space What’s On and About on the
Speech T ags: precedes or follows an em or en Writer’s Beat Forum
There are four types of tags: dash. (You do know why they were Free-Writing: a spotlight on
speech tags, action tags, thought named like this, don't you?) short works
tags, and description tags. You may Another thing; the overuse of Capturing the
write, “I love you,” Jack grinned, dashes is a sign of inexperience or
but that is purely incorrect. If you amateurish writing. Do not say we Moment
think about it, you will conclude that did not warn you. by T-Mania
you ca nnot grin and talk at the same
time! Therefore, the correct version Numbers in Writing: Som ething happened. It
of both the speech tag and the action didn't just happen like that out
tag would be “I love you.” Jack Serial numerals that are really of the b lue. There w ere ev ents,
grinned or “I love you ,” Jack said. long are not spelled out; it would tire people, decisions, action, and
To show direct thoughts (that the reader. Don't say one thousand mistakes leading up to the
little voice, which speaks inside your two hundred and fifty six pages for moment, culminating in that
head), use italics or simply an example, simply write 1,256 ap ex tha t pu rpo rts to expla in
underlining. Make sure you use a pages. Rem emb er, you must put the ch ain of ca use an d effec t.
thought tag: "I suppo se I got th is commas after every third digit from Emotions were involved,
right,” Jack thought." the right or it will be hard to read.
decisions made, conversations
You can also let your reader Dates are not spelled out and the
exchanged, and plans
know more about the character’s nume rals are written. How ever, don't
executed. The atmosphere,
perso nality by using body language begin your sentence with numerals;
the psychology, the tension,
and facial expressions. Y ou use always use words.
the curious stares, everything,
description tags for this.
rushing up to that m om ent,
“I love yo u.” Jac k turned his Capitalizing T itles:
waiting to b rea k loose, is
head, feeling ashamed.
necessary to capture the
If you want to post a story o n
mom ent.
Ellipses and Dashes the board s, please make us look good
Something happened.
and capitalize the title properly.
That's just the beginning, the
Ellipsis points (which are three You capitalize everything in a
periods not seven) are not used when title except for articles (a, an, the), first sentence that invites us
a speech is interrupted, but used prepo sitions, and conjunctions. Be back in time, back through the
when the speaker is at loss of words. careful though, the first and last chain of cau se and effect, to
It can also be used to portray words are always capitalized no the beginning, to the
hesitation or stuttering. You use four matter what. Subtitles are not expla nation , to the ca use if
periods when the ellipsis is at the end different; they follow the same rules. there's such a thing. Capturing
the moment really is capturing
of a sentence—no , the fourth period Punctuation in Poetry the series of causes leading up
is not included within the ellipsis; itis to the e ffect; that is, one m ust
only the full stop at the end of any As was already said, in poetry capture mom ents to cap ture
sentence, you fool. (We say either an there are no rules for grammar, but to the mom ent.”
ellipses, or ellipsis points.) facilitate reading, think of how the
An em dash is equa l to the wid th poem should be read. Even if your - Posted on the Free Writing
of two hyphens. We use it when we idea is the best one ever, if the forum, Rough Draft section
want to set something apart from the grammar is bad, no one will know on Writer’s Beat
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how to read your poem to get the verb and should be used like this: chocolate sauce!
best out of it— it is as valuable as a “Jenny cou ld not accept Je rem y's And remem ber, it’s i before e
piece of paper with scribb les. proposal of m arriage.” except after c. So, it’s chief, not
Com mas are used to either make Alter (verb) means to change cheif and receive, not recieve.
a stop or to tell the read er, “T his is something; Altar (noun) a table or Other commonly misused and
where the thou ght for this line ends.” surface where religious ceremonies misspelled words are: stair and stare,
Avo id using co mmas too much; in are cond ucted . “Jack altered the whole and hole, stationary and
poe try, a comma could be substituted altar's height by a couple of inches, stationery, practice and practise,
by ending the line. Periods are not so next time; it would be easier for maybe and may be, nigh t and knight,
used much in poetry, unless it is the him to reach the sacrificial virgin.” knew and new, and great and grate,
end of a stanza. Periods tell the Allusive and elusive are not the not to mention several others. The
reader to make a stop. If used in the same. I say, “My girlfriend is so only way to get past this problem is
midd le of a stanz a, it could mess up allusive; she's always asking whether by reading a lot. Ab ove all, if you are
the poem’s flow. There are no I like kids or not.” Allusive is used not sure how to spell a word, go
periods in the middle of a line. when som eon e's speec h/actions ope n a dictionary.
Period. c o n t a in hidden meanings o r Speaking of which, here’s a
intentions— not necessa rily ill handy tip for getting its and it's right.
Spelling and Grammar Usage behaved. W henever you are contemplating
Elusive is quite different; it means writing it's, decid e if you co uld
Whether or no t you weather this subtly mischievous: “When I prepare replace it with it is, because that is
storm of advice is up to you. different exam p apers so my students what it’s with an apostrophe me ans.
Misspelled words are often a writer’s cannot cheat, I am b eing elusive.” If you can't, then it must be its.
bane. While computer spellcheckers People sometimes write illusive So for instance, in this sentence:
root out several errors, they do not instead of elusive, and that is not just It’s a joy to watch a hawk dive after
always pick up on a spelling mistake. Illusive is a word it’s prey.
ever y t h in g — p articularly that describes a devious p erson , a Can you say, "A hawk dived after
homophones. For the less-informed, trickster. (T he neg ative side.) it is prey?" No way! Therefore, no
homophones are words that sound Therefor is not a misspelled apostrophe. You can also use this
similar and are hence often misused. therefore; the form er is the ancient trick for wasn’t (was not), haven’t
meaning for "for". We trust that you (have not) and shouldn’t (should not).
Similar, but just not the same! know the latter; therefore, we are not Rememb er, the more grammatica lly
going to say anything. correct your story is, the more likely
Effect is a noun and is therefore the Timber and timbre have nothing to you are to get feedback. And for the
'subject or object' of the sentence. do with British/American usage. love of all that is sacred, please do
“The effect was startling .” Affect, on Timber is that thing your hut is made not expe ct anyone to waste their time
the other hand, is a verb and of, while timbre is the distinctive correcting your spelling errors.
therefore is the 'action' in a sentence trait of a complex sound. To avoid
confusion, the latter is occasio nally
and should be used like this: “The Structuring Sentences
referred to as a "vocal timbre". Yeah
virus is destructive and can affect the I know; we have musical experts on
hea rt mu scle.” the beat! Several novice writers do not
Past is an adjective, which is The old wether (a castra ted male know how to structure a sentence.
used to 'describe or mod ify' a noun sheep) was wondering whether or not It’s easy if you think about it
(see above.) “Things have been the weather was going to get worse. logically. Every sentence has
terrible in the past yea r.” However, W hat do you think? one subject and one predicate. A
Passed is a verb: “The bullet passed And our personal favorite: Desert subject is the part of a sentence about
right b y him .” (noun), which generally means “a which something is said. A pre dicate
Except is conjunction; it means 'if sandy piece of land with very little is the part of a sentenc e that says
not' or 'unless'. “All th e King's horses water.” Dessert (noun) - meaning something abo ut the subject.
are white, except for Dobbin, who som ething with whipped cream, Confused ? H ere is an exam ple:
was techn ically a pon y.” Accept is a glace cherries and preferably (Continued)
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T Always be kind and considerate when making a critique statement. Respect and support your fellow
writers. We are all in the same boat and no one person has the paddle.
T Remem ber that unless you are a trained Editor critiquing a polishe d w ork for publication, your critique is
only a suggestion to help som eon e work on a d raft. Th ey do NOT hav e to a ccept your word a s law .
T Whenever possible, try and present your comments as an experienced opinion rather than gospel or law.
Man y writers join critiquing groups an d forget that everyone is just learning. No on e has all the answ ers.
Steven King was told that his writing was so horrendous that he should just stop writing all together and get
a rea l job.
T Comm ents such as "This is how it has to be," or "you have to do it like this" are not constructive. Instead
say, " this is what I would do", or "could it maybe be said this way?"
T Be hon est in your reviews but at the sam e time be thou ghtfu l. You are not h ere to poin t out e very little
nit pic or mistake the writer has made. You are here to nurture and support the writer while helping one
another to grow and learn.
___________________________
Source, as cited in the original thread:The Allyn & Bacon Handbook. 1999
For the rest of this informative post, see the thread Writing Tips & Advice on the Writer’s Beat forum.
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In 99% of all fiction the chapters is perfectly acceptable. Ten questions to ask
protagonist’s perso nality grows. The
reader expects it. Your protagonist Too Much, your characters
needs to change and develop if they 1. W hat is distinctive about their
want to have a reader who believes Too Little, appearance?
in them and has sympathy for them. Too Late 2. What does that say about them?
If your hero remains the same from 3. W hat do they do during a normal
page one to page six hundred and day?
W hether you are describing your
one, they will be incred ibly bo ring. 4. What things do they like/hate?
character, putting them into action or
For example, let us look at an 5. What is their favourite
making them grow, it is all about
archetypal hero character: Buzz saying/phrase?
r e v e a ling your charac ters in
Lightye ar. Now Buzz, at the 6. W hat is their most common
measured amo unts. T his is not easy.
beginning of the movie Toy Story, is habit?
If there is too much de tail, you will
a heroic Space Ranger. No one 7. How would they react if
slow the pace in your story and put
doubts it as all his actions and _________ ? (fill in the
the reader too sleep. Too little and
dialogue shows us this. However, he blank).
there is not enough for the reader’s
is flawed. He is completely 8. How would they feel?
imagination to build a realistic
delusional, but over the course of the 9. W hat would they say?
character. If too late, your reader will
film, his character begins to realise 10. What do they want most in life?
have moved on to the next book on
that not all is at it seems and his ____________________________
the shelf!
character ‘develops’ and grows along (End of Part I. Be sure to look for
with the plot. This is what makes Characters That Breath in our next
Buzz a symp athetic character. It issue)
doe sn’t matter that he is a toy or a e e e e e e e
digitally enhanc ed b it of WB
animation—Buzz lives for one hour
and thirty minutes!
The starting point is the ‘flaw’.
Every protagonist needs something
they struggle with. It enables the
reader to ‘relate’ to them. It makes
them human (even Buzz). Howe ver,
they key is ‘growth’. Over the course
of your story the character must
show how they are overcoming this
flaw. If Buzz rem ained the sam e all
the way thro ugh the film he wo uld
become very annoying.
Now conversely, antago nists
don ’t have to have a perso nality that
‘grows.’ Let’s go back to our serial
rapist. Your story might start when
he is eighteen and just stalking his
victims. Throughout the plot his
behaviour progresses from just
stalking to physical assault, to rape
and eventually murder. That is
definitely growth. But a serial rapist
who commits rape and murder in the
first chapter and does it again and
a g a i n t h r o u g h o u t th irty -th re e
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WB
Critic’s
Choice For some reason the sight of false
teeth and b are gums in a young
surfing. Laying down in a wave
do esn't require a good sense of
February & March 2007 person like Frank horrified me. I balance and the ride gives you a
suppo se it made me think of thrill similar to board surfing.
W ell! The nom inations and scoring premature old age and death. All at One day some friends and I went
are finally done and finding our once I was afraid of surfboard s. to a remote beac h in W ailea, M aui,
winners was a very tough decision. It (now occupied by a huge resort.) The
was close to the wire all the way! But A few years later the case of surf was ide al -- perfec t form and 4
that is what we expect from a forum another surfboard victim convinced to 6 feet high, which is big enough
full of very talented people. The me to stay away from the damn things. for a great ride but small enough to
standard and q uality of writing is M ark was a hapa-haole (part avoid serious injury if you "went
fantastic to see. Hawaiian) young man who worked over the falls" o r wiped out.
W e critics would like to in the compo sing room of the Maui I went out around noon and
congratulate the winners and thank newspaper where I was a reporter. started catching waves. I didn't have
all our members for contributing He was mellow, soft-spoken and to padd le for position, they simply
their wonderful work to the site and pleasant to work with. Although he picked me up and carried me all the
for giving us some fantastic reading. enjoyed surfing, he was the anti- way to the beach. Every hour or two
thesis of surf N azis -- maniacs who I went back ashore to drink a quick
February w inner: had no real life on dry land. beer, then returned to the surf. By the
One day Mark had a surfing time I left the water for good the sun
accident that changed his life. In a was dipping below the horizon.
Surfing Tales bad wipeout his bo ard struck his It was the most perfect day of
by Starrwriter head, fracturing his skull and causing body surfing I ever experienced. I
brain damage. He was in the hospital felt exhilarated and serene at the
I never tried to learn board surfing for weeks and when he was finally same time. It was the first time I truly
for a coup le of reasons. released, he wasn't the same person. understood why peop le surf in spite
I have a lousy sense of balance. The new Mark wa s fine physically, of its dangers. W hen you encounter
At different times in my life I tried but the brain injury affected him ideal conditions, the ocean caresses
other sports that required good emo tionally. He spok e too loudly you with a power you can feel in
balance like riding a surfbo ard -- ice and used a different kind of your bones. The surge o f water is
skating, roller skating, skiing. I language. He seemed ag itated and like a pleasant electric tingle and you
couldn't do any of them. unhappy. He lost his job because he never forget the magical rush.
Board surfing is also dangerous. I co uldn't concentrate. His friends Later on I pushed my luck and
knew two surfers who suffered thought he was too weird and bailed went body surfing in waves that were
extensive injuries when they were hit on him. He either didn't notice or he too big (10-15 feet). I nearly
in the head by their own surfboards. didn't care. He lived in his own drowned twice before I learned my
Frank was an Air Force buddy. He world, which obviously wasn't a size limit and I continued body
raved about the joys of surfing, but good place. surfing for years.
one day he reached in his mouth and It was a tragedy and I felt sorry for I don't body s urf any longer.
pulled out his upper front teeth. It Mark. Getting old and all that. Now I stick
was a partial bridge of false teeth. But I loved the ocean and I to free diving and sp earfishing in
His real front teeth had been knocked couldn't stay away from it, so I took calm water. Yo u can't see the fish
out by his surfboard. up diving and eventually body very we ll in churned-up surf.
15 Writer’s Beat
What the critics said… Massaging her fingertips, she A floorb oard upstairs creaked
As always, I find his writing flawless. returned them to the keys. Sheri and he froze, listening. Emily moved
I think the ending is a little bit couldn’t quit now, even if she abo ut, maybe preparing to take a
disappointing, but the wh ole piece is wanted to. Derek, her serial killer, show er. He’d watched her through
perfect. was stalking his first victim. the window of the house across the
The house around her remained street for several days running and
What can I say the guy can write. quiet, save for the clicking of keys knew that she showered several
Wo nde rful! and occa sional tiny blip from her times a day. Her bedroom window
computer. Her cat, Solomon, twined stayed open, affording him an
Excellent description, flawless around her legs in a bid for attention. excellent view. The walls groaned as
writing. She gave him a quick scratch on his water rushed up ward thro ugh rusty
ear. "Chill out, Sol. I’ll feed you as pipes.
soon as I’m done with this section, I "That’s my g irl," he whisp ered
promise." and licked his kips. "Right on
M arch Winner: He m eowed, and she detected a schedule."
note if irritation. Then again, maybe Em ily feared germs like others
she’d been awake far too long. Times feared rapists a nd m urderers. H e felt
Scissors like these were rare, though. When
the M use finally called, Sheri
a rush of pleasure knowing that he’d
soon bring an end to her suffering.
by OnceUponATime
answered the damn phone. Calculating from memory, he
She typed on; her mind caught up estimated the time it would take for
(W arning:. Rated R for excessive
in her unfolding tale. Then, an hour her to un dress and step into the
violence, gore and strong language.)
later, she paused and noticed a show er. She would stand beneath the
headache brewing. She massaged her steaming water for at least ten
temples and re-read Chapter Two. minutes before she began to scrub
herself. He had plenty of time.
He slipped into the kitchen.
Derek checked the front door
and the doo rknob turned easily. He Solomon jumpe d up on Sheri’s
gave a nod, satisfied. Emily grew up desk and set one of his velvety black
in a small town where they did n’t paws on the keyboard, typing
use locks. She’d told him so. ‘mmkljnk.’ She laughed and hoisted
Pity. him off the keys and got up to carry
He crept into the house, setting him to the bedroom door. H e felt
each foot down with care onto the heavy, warm and fuzzy in her arms,
clean tile floor. Emily didn’t like and for a moment, she buried her
Derek watched the light win k on in carpet – she’d told him the day face in his fur. When she looked up,
the second floor window of Emily 's before that a rug was hard to keep the digital clock on the nightstand by
house. As much as he enjoyed her clean. her bed told her that she’d worked
company, the tim e had come for him Som ewh ere, deep in the house, he way past bedtime.
to collect his reward. heard the sound of an appliance Three thirty-three a.m. I’ve
Her skin. churning. A dishwasher, perhaps. been at this for over fourteen hours.
Positive that the machine made Holding both Solomon and her
enough noise to cover his footsteps, cell phone, she peered out into the
"Hmm mmm... not too bad," Sheri he ventured further in, past an hallway. Through the darkness, she
said to herself after reading what ornate mahogany grandfather clock made out the shape of the light
she'd just written. She leaned back and a table covered with a collection switch on the wall beside the stairs.
from her keyboa rd and sighed. Her of porce lain pigg y ban ks. "I swear I hate this place at
back ached, yet she was unable to How odd, he thought and night," she said, more to herself than
stop writing, and her eyes wept from suppressed the urge to laug h. Emily to the cat.
staring at the screen far too long. collects pigs. Solom on purred and rubbed his
16 Writer’s Beat
crumpled. I lay back and she put her have a spark of intelligence. But the local, and the tourists. Between
hand on the bab y’s head. At least I most of all, he must be alone. them they give my profits a hefty
was on the earth and not confined I fall on the rocks several times as boo st. I like them , but I would n’t
between the woman’s stone walls. I pick my way toward the land, try to want to drink with them, if you know
A few minutes later I was holding make it to the thick sharp salty grass. what I mean. This bar is the only one
my daughter. If the old woman But finally I give up and drop onto a within walking distance that doesn’t
expected me to be happy then she hard, smooth boulder, naked, bruised have a TV blaring in the corner.
was disappointed: I was discon- and shivering. I shall lie here and On a Friday night I generally
solate. I cried so passionately that my wait for dawn, gathering my strength. find myself drinking my own cider at
tears washed the child until her skin I am a fish out of water. the bar, paying a bit extra to drink it
glistened. I begged the woman for a from a glass instead of straight from
bucket of water and tried to sink the the barrel. Shep comes with me and
baby in it, but she stayed my hand. I was born under an apple tree. sits under the table. He gets an
She thought I was trying to drown My family have owned this farm for ashtray full of bitter and lots of
the poor mite. It would have been too centuries, and now I run the petting from the old gu ys who gather
late anyway. If the baby is not born business. W e brew organic cider and to play dominoes. Apart from the
under water then she will not become perry and have rec ently mob ile phone in my po cket, this
a full Ocean M aiden. experimented with liqueurs for the could be fifty years ago. I like that.
She wo uld no t die from exposure growing market. I am not rich b ut I Soon enough the sleepiness of this
to the air, but neither will she find would say that I’m com fortable. Folk town will be overtaken by the global
her fins. She will be forever trapped around here call me T he Apple King, machine. Why not enjoy its last days
with legs and lungs, wandering the which does make me la ugh. M y of leisure?
barren earth in search o f something name is Ben jamin, a name which has Occasionally we get a
that she cannot say, yearning and been handed down through my disorientated tourist here. The lost
hoping and eventua lly being driven mother’s family for genera tions. adventurer who has made it past Ice-
mad with unrequited need. I did not Most of the family on her side were Cream City, through Amusement
want that for my daughter. I left the sailors, but my father’s family were Arcade Jungle and discovered that
old wom an’s shelter some days later farmers. The land is in my bones, the there is life beyond Them e Pub
and suffocated my poor darling, cider my blood. World. A weekend ramb ler marching
taking her little bo dy back with me to I like to think that I have a bit out into the landscape and confused
the deep est trench to mourn my loss. more intelligence than the average by the lack o f facilities. I shou ldn’t
I had not nam ed he r, as this would Neanderthal you might meet in this do them down, really. Some of them
have contributed to my suffering. small town. I read classics, I play are pretty smart folk. But the more
Following that I stayed in the sea for sudoku. I run my own accounts and that come, the more likely the
some centuries and have not use the internet to sell my specialist landlord is to give in to the pressure
ventured out. B ut I have been told liqueurs. The internet is also a handy to renovate the soul out of the old place.
now by the wise one that I must go. I way to keep a track of the latest So far the only concession to
must fulfil my obligation to my grandmothers. competition. I h a ve some tourists is the old dog-eared poster
My mother had three daughters, and companionship in the form of my writing up the history of the house,
my sisters each have two alre ady. I employees, but my parents are both done back when the current landlord
am the only one in our family who dead and my only brother emigrated first took over. Apparently, hundreds
has failed in this way. Thus my to New Zealand to run a sheep farm. of years ago, an old dear used to
desperation this time to conceive a I am lonely, you see, and isolated . I cater for sailors and travellers. She
girl and bring her to birth. I so want can’t think of a way to change that was mobbed by locals for helping a
a dau ghter and it is this wanting that situation a s I’m also painfully shy. witch to kill her baby and the place
draws me forward, out of the water. I like to drink at a coastal bar, was burned dow n. No -one wanted it
The metho d of choosing a man is which is really just an old stone so it fell into ruin. Folk said it was
taught to us before we make o ur first shack with a couple of barrels and cursed and haunted and all that. It
journey to land. He must be clean some rough seating. I prefer this to was turned into a bar then in 1920 by
and free from disease; he must be the ‘local’ which is all done up for an enterprising old navy man and a
young and fit, not burdened; he must tourists. Do n’t get me wrong, I like photo of him hangs between the
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optics. He looks a bit like Popeye. I stammer a few words and step
The sun is long gone an d the last backwards, tripping in a rock-po ol. Another VIP
orders have been called. I could stay Shep runs up to us barking and I put
for longer. I’m sure the landlord my hand out to stop him. I apolog ise
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wouldn’t mind, me being his main to her and put my phone away. She is Showcase
supplier. But I don’t feel like obviously uninjured. Maybe she’s a Feature:
sticking around tonight. I feel strange hippy-tourist who decided to
restless for some reason, perhaps it’s come for a midnight swim alone in
the heat. the nude. Who knows what’s inside
“Hup , Shep !” I say and he d oesn’t
need a second telling. I take my
these people’s heads?
She walks towards me and I back Ahmed of
leave of the old lads and hitch up my away again. Calling Shep, I turn and
trousers before walking out into the
night. I wouldn’t use the toilet here,
meander back up to the headland,
trying to appe ar casual. I am glad of
Aramco
by Gary_Wagn er
little more than a hole in a hed ge it is the cover of darkness because I am
anyway. I need to go so I walk down so embarrassed that I think my face
Ahmed was a light-skinned, blue-
the coastal path till I find a bush. It’s is as rosy as an ap ple in full blush.
eyed Saud i, a rarity in the land of
the long way home but old Shep W hen I get to the top, I turn, fully
black hair, dark-brown eyed, latte-
likes a run on the beach before bed. expecting to see her gathering a
colored skin Arabs. His blue eyes
As I’m pointing over the sea towel or running in the op posite
and light skin were the gene pool
front, I notice a gleaming shape on direction. She is not. She stands there
inheritance from his Lebanese
the rocks out there. It’s probably just looking at me for a momen t, then
mother. Ahmed also dressed in
an old bit of bleached driftwood but slowly and deliberately strides over
western clothes, instead of the ankle-
from here it looks like it could be a the rocks towards me.
length tho be m ost Saudi men wear.
person. You never know what you The panic I feel is like nothing ever
I first met Ahmed standing outside
might find washed up on the shore. before, even the kiss I had in high
the doors of the main Aramco office
Curio sity leads me down onto the school. I make a grab for my hip-
building in Dhahran. Another rarity
first boulders to try and get a closer flask and take a massive swig,
for Saudi Arabia, the office building
look. The nearer I get, the more it ignoring the burn in my throat. I wait
there had just been made smoke-free.
looks like a woman, lying down with for her to step onto the path and then
Smokers had to make their way
long hair spread out around her. I open my mouth to speak. But I can’t
down to the ground floor and smoke
reach for my hip-flask – apple get my words out. Her eyes bore into
outside in the op pressive hea t.
brandy of course – in case she needs me, as if she can see deep into my
Ahmed approached me and told me
resuscitation. soul. She takes two steps nearer, her
he really liked my shirt, which was
Cautiously I approach. There is a hips swinging suggestively and by
not all that surprising - it was my
strange smell, a fishy m usky smell. her look I know what’s on her mind.
favorite shirt, a Ralph Lauren that
Not unpleasant, a bit like lobster I stumble backward s again. S he
my wife bought for me. Well, who
perhap s. Onc e I am certain that this makes a coo ing noise, as if
am I kidding, I have only bought two
is a person, I reach for my mobile reassuring me.
shirts in the thirty-one years we have
phone. I am ho rrified to think of I try to tell her to go find another
been married – she has bought all the
what might have happened to her. man, someone with more of a way
rest.
She is naked and b y the way she is with the ladies, not me! She lifts a
I had no idea Ahmed was a S audi.
spread-eagled I think that she must finger to stay my lips, then leans
He didn’t tell me and I didn’t ask. If
be dead. W ho could do a thing like forward and replaces her finger with
you have never worked in Saudi
this? W hat is the world coming to? her own lips. Then I am gone and I
Arab ia you might wonder why that
But then, just as I am about to dial can think no more. I fall into her
matters. If you have ever worked
999, I jump nearly out of my skin embrace like a drowning man
there, you would realize that either
because she moves. No t only a small accepts his watery grave. being a Saudi or not makes all the
movement but she virtually leaps up difference in the wo rld. It is their
to a standing position as if she’s a
pupp et being pulled with strings.
________________________ country, we were little more than
servants working for the m at their
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whim and d esire, and they were not have never agreed. I went there, we There are no protests, no candlelight
shy to let us know that. Granted, we watched Pink Floyd videos, I got vigils; it’s just something they accept
were highly spe cialized and highly drunk and threw up , and slept it off as part of their normal life.
paid servants, but we understood our on his couch – a common n ight out I was seeing a glimpse into the
place which was lower than the for a we stern expatriate in Saudi. private life of a Saudi – lives kept
Saudis in all matters. Americans used I went back to his place abo ut a extremely private, especially from
to rank highest in the non-Saudi week later. A friend of his was sitting the eyes of expatriates like me. There
pecking order, at least which was on the floor, obviously a Saudi with w e r e r u m o r s , th e r e we r e
still true in 1996 when this story the clothes, complexion, hair, and assumptions, there was talk, but this
o ccur r e d . W e eyes that was the first glimpse of reality I had
were higher than d e c l a r e d his ever had while working there.
o t h e r I felt like running for nationality loud I felt like running for the door.
nationalities, but and c l e a r. Instead I had a couple of sidiki and
definitely second the door. Instead I had a There was a colas; got really mellow. Then I
class citizens. W e couple of sidiki and newspaper smoked one of the half-tob acco , half-
tolerated it in spread out in hashish cigarettes Mohammed made
return for them
colas; got really front of him for me. I was 39 yea rs old and just
paying us twice mellow. Then I smoked where he was had the first illegal drug of my life. I
times as much one of the half-tobacco, dis assem blin g got a little go ofy and had another.
money as we cigarettes and We were all goofy and laughing at
could make
half-hashish cigarettes pushing the everything. Put the Pink Floyd video
anywhere else in Mohammed made for tobacco in a on again, it was hilarious. Ahmed
the world, full pile. I was a asked for my keys, which I gave him,
pay retirement
me. I was 39 years old little nervous and he told me to come with him
benefits at age and just had the first because I was when he ran for the door. I knew
50, paying for illegal drug of my life. not abo ut to Ahmed didn’t have a car or a
our housing and d r i n k driver’s license. I never asked why, I
u t i l i t i e s , homemade just knew he did n’t because he told
providing us with hooch in front me more than once. I didn’t really
a car, six weeks vacation per year, of a Saudi. Never had, never planned care much in the haze of booze and
private schools for our younger to, too risky. drugs.
children, luxurious private boarding His friend introduced himself, said He didn’t drive us far, just to a
schools anywhere in the world for his name was M ohammed (true of hill in the compound not far fro m his
our high school children, and paying about half of all Saudis) and that he apartment. He parked the car and
airfare for a trip home once per year. and Ahmed were go ing to drink said, “I just wanted you to share this
Ahmed and I talked about Sidiki (the homemade bo oze) and beautiful sunset with me” and took
inconsequential things - normal smoke hashish. Would that bother me? my hand.
smoker’s chit-chat. It seemed like I was floored. I ha d trave led to I have never b ecom e sober so fast
over the next week or so, he was out London and Los Ange les with Saud is before in my life.
there smoking every time I went out I worked with and they could drink Let me back up a minute and
for a smoke. He knew I was working me under the table in a heartbeat, but explain something about men
there with my fam ily still back here I never had one admit d rinking while holding hands in Saudi. It is a very
in the USA, and I knew that he lived “in kingdom” before. It was a huge common practice and doesn’t usually
alone in the bachelor’s section of the unspoken rule. Plus, alcohol can get connote anything except friendship.
Aram co co mpo und. you in a lot of trouble there, illegal W e shake hands in greeting, they
Ahmed invited me to his apartment drugs carries the death penalty. No hold hands. The pinky hold is pretty
to watch some videos and drink kidding, they cut peop le’s head s off common too. It is rather jarring to
some homemade bo oze on new-years for that – with a big curved sword at see two policeman walking down the
eve, which is not celebrated as a noon in public squares, one Friday street carrying automatic weapons
holiday there. I still had no idea at per month. Father’s pack a picnic over their shoulders and swinging
the time he was a Saudi or I would lunch and take their sons to watch. their arms with their pinkies linked
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Paper or Plastic?
WB Members comment on the Photo Prompt
differen ce be tween writing a draft Hopefully, a picture really IS worth a thousand words.
on pap er or on a com puter: See if you can write a few paragraphs based on this
photograph:
“I use both. If I'm sitting in my
room wo rking on som ething, I
generally click it into my computer.
But I also like the feel of having a
pencil scratch the paper, especially
for my non-fiction stuff. Also, I
find ideas flow better when my
materials are right there in hard
copy lying on my desk.”
-Alyosha