SUBJECT: it's like a game show, only it doesn't want to play with you
Formal logic or people who like !"ictures or Sad Children#
Thank you, and welcome to this week's episode o !$ogic or lu%stricken depressi&es#' En(oy )*) Denying the Disjunct Either my academic lie is a cruel (oke or + am hallucinating +'m writing this sentence' + am not hallucinating +'m writing this sentence' ,y academic lie is a cruel (oke Affirming the Disjunct Either e&eryone + lo&e is going to li&e ore&er, or +'m a little -it nauseous right now' +'m a little -it nauseous right now' E&eryone + lo&e is e&entually going to die Hypothetical Syllogism + a child in Uganda hasn't -een mutilated -y the time you read this, you ha&en't inished the sentence' .ou (ust inished the sentence' There is no such thing as innocence Modus Ponens + + could remem-er what it elt like to eel the touch o someone who lo&ed me, + would tell you / + would tell you SUS01 2 ohhhh, your last e3ample is so sad :4 5E16. 2 7i 0le3ander, + am not sure a-out your orm, -ut + know that you need some sleep and some attention rom your mom' + know' + ha&e kids your age' 8o see her' Take Care, 5endy "0,E$0 2 7ello 0le3ander, it sounds like you need some cheering up' 5endy hit it right on the nose when she said to go see mom or whoe&er else makes you eel warm and sae' .our academics can't -e as -ad as you think, you are too smart or that to happen' Cheer up9 .our e3amples were &ery good -ut a little depressing' ,ay-e ne3t time you will eel -etter and you will make us all smile with your wit and humor''' 5hat do you say: 0nyway, + really hope you eel -etter soon'' ooh la la, a -it o -athtime un, eh: 8reat e3amples' Still, though, not sure how + eel a-out your decision concerning the -u--le -ath' +n the Supreme Court's seminal Bubbles v. Rubber Ducky (1959), the 5arren Court came down pretty hard on the side o ;u--er 6ucky, declaring that <Mr. Ducky, he's the one... [who] mkes btht!me so much "un<= e&en going on so ar as to note that <...#l!nt!"" Ducky [...] we're w"ully "on$ o" [h!m]'< > course, dissenting Justices Brennan and Black did oer a pretty scathing minority opinion as to the short%sightedness o the rest o the Court's unwillingness to <%ut $own [...] the Ducky<: highlighting in their iconic <sa3ophone deense< the a-surdity o trying to reconcile ,r' 6ucky's practices with other high matters o -athtime importance' This was poised to shake the &ery oundations o the trial until the shocking disco&ery that neither Brennan nor Black had in act -athed since early ?@AB: a contro&ersy which would ultimately orce them to recuse themsel&es rom the trial' 7ey, the more you know, right: 7ey Brian, 0ll are great e3cept your <airming the conseCuent<, which "amela is dead on a-out' +ts orm is <+ ", then D' EE D' EE So, "< %% and what happened is, you omitted the middle term, and thus arri&ed at a alse conclusion' Try: If we eat fast food, then we will gain weight We have gained weight. So, we must have eaten fast food This, o course, is also a untrue conclusion %% -ut due to a logical allacy, not improper construction' The particular logical allacy is called <#ost hoc, er&o %ro%ter hoc' ($atin or <ater this, thereore -ecause o this<F, and is popularly e3pressed today as <Correlation is not Causation< %% i'e' i 0 is correlated to B, e&en when 0 happens -eore B, it still does not necessarily mean that 0 was the C0USE o B' This e3ample is perect: (ust -ecause eating ast ood is correlated to weight gain, when people gain weight, it is ne&ertheless allacious to assume that ast ood was the cause o that gain %% it could -e due to inacti&ity, or a thyroid pro-lem, or e&en (ust eating unhealthy Cuantities o health ood''' + mean, hey, rare as they are, we'&e all met at least one mor-idly o-ese &egan, right''':