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The solar system: A space drama

Starring# The Planets Venus, Earth, Moon, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus

The confession:
Earth# Moon I need to tell you something
Moon# Yeah, what is it Earth?
Earth# I...I have peoples..
Moon# What??? You have peoples?
Venus# Oh My GOD!! Everyone, Earth has peoples!!
All# Ohhh!!
Mars# Hi Venus!!
Venus# Moon? Did you give her peoples?
Moon# What??? Who? Me?? Nooo, No! I am now hearing about this. Earth, how the hell did this
happen?
Earth# I dont know, it just happened. Look i just want to let you know, Okay??
Jupiter# What?? Just happened? Nothing like that just does not happens.
Uranus# Yeah. Nothing just happens.
Neptune# Shutup Uranus.
Saturn# Okay everyone, lets calm down.
Mercury# (while rounding the sun faster) HELP..
Saturn# Just get Earth our support.
Earth# Look everyone, I am going to take care of this, Okay?
Jupiter# Take care of it? How?
Earth# I have water.
All# Ohh...!!

40 Days Later:

Heavy rain, tidal waves and flooding in earth.


Mars# Hey Earth, whats up?
Earth# Huh!!, Hi Mars!!
Mars# So... you handled the people problem that you had??
Earth# Yep, I feel better, made it reinforce furitation, and i believe they are all gone.
Mars# Great...Great!!
Saturn# Good for you Earth! You know, you had our support!.
Jupiter# No more people, you say??
Earth# (confident voice) yes, no more peoples!

Hiroshima, Nagasaki atomic bombing - 1945


Moon# What was that?
Earth# What was WHAT?
Moon# DO YOU?... Do you still have peoples?
Earth# Yes, uhmm.
Venus# Oh My GOD!! Everyone, Earth still has peoples!!
All# Oh!!!!
Jupiter# Earth, you mean you lied to us?
Earth# NO..NO...! I really thought it was gone, somehow they just came back.
Mars# Hi Venus!!
Moon# Well, just how serious does this people thinks?
Mars# I dont know, but I am not waiting to find out.Earth, you gotta go.
Saturn# WHAT? Are you kidding me?
Uranus# Yes Earth, you gotta go.
Neptune# Shutup you Uranus.
Saturn# Look, lets all calm down. Earth dont mind about that, we got your back, besides what is the
worst that can happen?

Moon# Yeah, what is the worst that could happen? Its not like it gonna spread out or anything. Right
Earth?

Neil Armstrong landed on the Moon in 1969.


On the moon: Neil Armstrong# (falls down) God Damn!!!

Moon# WHAT THE HELL?


Earth# Moon, I am so sorry!!
Venus# Oh My GOD!! Everyone Moon has peoples.
All# Ohh!!
Jupiter# I knew it!!
Saturn# Girl, you gotta go!!
Mars# Guys, I am scared..

Pioneer 10 was launched toward Jupiter in 1972. This spacecraft was the first
one to fly to Jupiter, Saturn, the Milky Way Galaxy and stars.
Mars# Somebody help!!!!!! HELPPPPPPP!!
Venus# Oh My GOD!!
All# Ohh
Mars# Nahhhhhhhhh, miss me!!
Mars# Venus, (singing)hey Venus, oh Venus!!
Venus# WHAT??
Mars# Hi Venus!!

Pluto# I am so glad, I am not a part of that!!.

NASAs New Horizons spacecraft should perform a flyby of the Pluto system on
14 July 2015. New Horizons 2015 Launch.

(New Horizon is flying by Pluto system to take the snaps)


Pluto# Oh Crap!.

(Mercury is the first planet in the solar system, only about 60 million km away
from the sun. It takes Mercury about 88 days to go round the sun once and one
Mercury day is about 58 Earth days long)
Mercury# (while rounding the sun faster) HELP..HELP..

THE END.

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