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He who controls
__________
controls the
world.
Science will
never explain the
origin of
_________.
An international
tribunal has
found _________
guilty of
__________.
The socialist
governments of
Scandinavia have
declared that access
to ______ is a basic
human right.
When I pooped,
what came out of
my butt?
In the distant
future, historians
will agree that
_________ marked
the beginning of
America's decline.
In a pinch,
______________
can be a suitable
substitute for
_____________.
Michael Bay's
new three-hour
action epic pits
_________
against ________.
PICK
PICK
A beached whale.
A bloody pacifier.
A crappy little
hand.
A low standard of
living.
A nuanced
critique.
Panty raids.
A passionate
Latino lover.
A rival dojo.
A web of lies.
A woman
scorned.
Clams.
Apologizing.
Appreciative
snapping.
Neil Patrick
Harris.
Beating your
wives.
Being a dinosaur.
Shaft.
Bosnian chicken
farmers.
Nubile slave
boys.
Carnies.
Coughing into a
vagina.
Suicidal
thoughts.
Dancing with a
broom.
Deflowering a
princess.
Dorito breath.
Eating an albino.
Enormous
Scandinavian
women.
Fabricating
statistics.
Finding a
skeleton.
Gandalf.
Genetically
engineered
super-soldiers.
George
Clooney's musk.
Getting abducted
by Peter Pan.
Getting in her
pants, politely.
Gladiatorial
combat.
Good grammar.
Hipsters.
Historical
revisionism.
Insatiable blood
lust.
Jafar.
Jean-Claude Van
Damme.
Mad hacky-sack
skills.
Leveling up.
Literally eating
shit.
Making the
penises kiss.
Media coverage.
Medieval Times
Dinner &
Tournament.
Moral ambiguity.
My machete.
One thousand
Slim Jims.
Ominous
background
music.
Overpowering
your father.
Pistol-whipping a
hostage.
Quiche.
Quivering jowls.
Revenge fucking.
Ripping into a
man's chest and
pulling out his
still-beating
heart.
Ryan Gosling
riding in on a
white horse.
Santa Claus.
Scrotum tickling.
Sexual
humiliation.
Sexy Siamese
twins.
Slow motion.
Space muffins.
Statistically
validated
stereotypes.
Sudden Poop
Explosion
Disease.
The economy.
The Gulags.
The hiccups.
The shambling
corpse of Larry
King.
Being a busy
adult with many
important things
to do.
Tripping balls.
Words, words,
words.
Zeus's sexual
appetites.