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Book by!

AUSTIN WINSBERG!

Music and Lyrics by!

ALAN ZACHARY and MICHAEL WEINER!

Vocal Arrangements and Incidental Music Arrangements by!

DOMINICK AMENDUM

PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

FIRST DATE

THE ONE
[W1, W2, M1, M2, M3]
Music & Lyrics by
Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner




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PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

FIRST DATE

FIRST IMPRESSIONS

[AARON & CASEY]


Music & Lyrics by
Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

cue CASEY: Lauren said you look like Brad Pitt. [MUSIC]

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PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

FIRST DATE

BAILOUT SONG #1
[REGGIE (M2)]

cue CASEY'S VOICE: Hey, it's Casey. Blah


blah blah blah blah... CLICK [GO]

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PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

FIRST DATE

THE GIRL FOR YOU


[GRANDMA IDA (W1), CASEY'S FATHER (M3),
AARON'S FUTURE SON (M2), M1, W2]
Music & Lyrics by
Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

cue CASEY: We can. I am good at this game.


Even if I'm not a Jew. [MUSIC]

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-2-

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-4-

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-7-

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you.

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stay

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for

is

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you.

04) The Girl For You

cool

n't the girl

for

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for

and

calm when

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you. Ahh!

you. Ahh!

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- 11 -

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132

you

don't

praise

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4
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the

Vir - gin

133

Mom?

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4
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44

W1:
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is

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for

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AARON'S FUTURE SON (M2): What, you don't recognize me? I'm yours and Casey's
future son. And I'm, like, beyond messed up. So - thanks for that...

AARON'S FUTURE SON (M2): Yo, Dad. 'Sup?


AARON: Uhh, I'm sorry... "Dad?"

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139

You got

me

so

con-fused.

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146

box. I'm

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choose.

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in*

ce - le-brate Christ - mas

144

or

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with the mixed sig - nals

strung-out with doubt, and I can't

I'm re - ceiv - in'.

147

de - tox.

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live

life

for the mo - ment?

151

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156

Do I cry

at

153

from all this per-pe-tu - al guess-in'.

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to

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tail

way

141

150

152

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149

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159

148

God don't ex - ist.

'cause I don't know what to be - lieve

145

in - to a

don't know which

143

nu - kah? Ei - ther way, I lose.

Now I don't fit

140

142

161

04) The Girl For You

I'm stuck, and it's fuck - in' de - press - in',

42 44
J
J

154

155

Don't mean to be preach - y, but like Nietz-sche the ni - hil - ist,

157

"Schind-ler's

List"

or

weep


at "The Pas - sion of

I'm think-in' that

W1&2: Both!
M1&3:

the

158

Christ"?

Should I shop re -

j
!

Ching! Ching!

when there is

no

sale

pol - ter - geist!


or

k - vetch


that it's

!
My whole i - den - ti - ty you've

all

ov - er

160

162

sac - ri - ficed!

- 36 -

M1:

priced?


ALL:

I'm gon - na haunt you like

Why din't you

2
4
163

use

con - dom?!

First Date

- 13 -

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poco piu mosso

164

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FATHER (M3):

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171

ing

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my

my

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tem

con - fused.

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the

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vey

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SOPRANO DESCANT (W2):

166

GRANDMA IDA: Aaron!

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165

04) The Girl For You

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First Date

- 14 -

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174

got

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thought

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ur

my

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175

mes - sage

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176

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from

177

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brew's

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line

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- 15 -

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188

girl

for

ww

the

girl

for

you!

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not

you!

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- 39 -

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189

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W1:
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187

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M1:
M3:

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First Date

- 16 -

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of

his - to - ry

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199

you'd

kill

rest

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me

were

- 40 -

in'

200

not

al - read - y

your

n
n

197

head.

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196

are

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192

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191

04) The Girl For You

GRANDMA (W1):

If

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201

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dead!

CASEY'S FATHER (M3):

you

F m7

G7

won't

First Date

b
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202

have

- 17 -

my

grand - kids

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GRANDMA (W1):

let's

re

Now

view...

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not

cheese

spread!

- 41 -

W1:
W2:

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b

Eb

205

209

view...

b
b

cream

Jew!

b
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? bb
b

and

208

lox,

AARON'S FUTURE SON (M2):

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& b

b
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A
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207

CASEY'S FATHER (M3):

204

gels,

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? bb
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b
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n
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206

203

04) The Girl For You

is

M2: so
M1:
M3:

this

so

this

is

n't

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.
.

n't

C m/E b

First Date

- 18 -

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& b b

210

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216

shay - na

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213

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217

she

214

for

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may

you!

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212

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the

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girl

215

211

04) The Girl For You

does - n't

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for

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spin

218

the

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n't

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the

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219

is

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PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

4A

FIRST DATE

THE GIRL FOR YOU (TAG)


[W1, W1, M1, M2, M3]

Music & Lyrics by


Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

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& bb C

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you!

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PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

FIRST DATE

THE AWKWARD PAUSE


[W1, W2, M1, M2, M3]

Music & Lyrics by


Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

cue AARON: Definitely. It could... do that... for me... and you... all
of us... the people... of the world...globally...
(After a long pause, M1 appears gently playing an acoustic guitar)

= 114

A la Simon & Garfunkel

V b 44

4
b
& 4
p
with pedal
Dm

Vb w

?b w

&b

Vb

be - ing clev - er

&b
?

Bb

64

Uw

It

was

ww

all

go - ing

say...

44

10

11

64

- 44 -

you were

Dm

Bb

'Cause you thought that

dumb as ev - er.

64


6
4

But you came off just as

M1: sweetly

A m7

kay,
but now you don't know what to


&b
5

~~

simply, as a finger-picked guitar

? b 44

W1: sweetly

44

You should just run for the

4
4 www

Dm

44 ww

-2-

First Date

&b w

12

door.

&b
?

13

A m7

&b

slew

of

hems

Vb

You've played out

16

17

and

&b

14

this scene

M1:

18

It's so

awk

It's so


?b

And you're stuck

&b w

21

pause...

Vb w

pause...

&b

this

in

awk - ward...

awk - ward...

&

22

CASEY: I... uh... ugh...

AARON: Um... I... uh...


20

this

19

ward...

Bb

ward...

Dm

C /E

awk

be - fore,

15

Dm

haws.

05) The Awkward Pause

Dm

& b ww

ww

ww

- 45 -

-3-

First Date

&b

23

W1&2:

M2:
M3:
M1:

Would glad - ly

eat

Vb

Would glad - ly

& b www
w
?

subito

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w

eat

plate

of

glass,

plate

of

27

pass!

pass!

b .
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M1:

Vb

29

b .
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64
30

64

ra - ther

ra - ther

sky - dive

Pros - ti - tute...

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j 6
4 .
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j


- 46 -

it

no

with

mo - ment

this

par

par

mo - ment

no

44

this

28

would make

with

would make

.
.

sky - dive

it

a - chute!



a - chute!

Bb

.
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31

44

6
4

if

pros - ti - tute.

64

.
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M2:
M3:

Vb

&b

Would

Get caught so - lic - it - ing

&b

Would

Vb w

.
.

&b w

Dm

A m7
heavy guitar strums

26

if

glass,

&b

25

24

05) The Awkward Pause

W1&2:

to bump in - to

an

Bet - ter

to bump in - to

an

44

Bet - ter

M2&3:

C 5/F

Dm

4
4

-4-

First Date

M1:

Vb

32

Or crash your car in - to

& b j

33

&b

ex,

Vb

par

&b

par

Vb

par

&b
?b

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36

Bb

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37

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com - pared

Dm

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.

to

this

they

64
64

seem

to

this

they

all

seem

to

this

they

all

seem

- 47 -

all

j
.
.

64

W1:
W2:

Things that nor - mal - ly are

sex.

D.

sex.

See your par - ents hav - ing

35

mi - ld S. T.


.
Or catch a

34

See your par - ents hav - ing

V b j

?b

tree.

ex,

A m7

05) The Awkward Pause

38

ap - pe - tiz

ap - pe - tiz

ap - pe - tiz

64

Bb

64 .

M2:
M3:

Things that nor - mal - ly are

.
.

ing!

ing!

j


F

44

44

'Cause you're

'Cause you're

ing!

'Cause you're

A m7

44
44
44

-5-

First Date

V b 44

& b 44

V b 44

39

40

05) The Awkward Pause

M1: (ad lib)

in

in

& b 44

Bb

? 4 .
b 4
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awk - ward...

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Dm

b .
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43

the

the

the

j
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o - niz

.
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44

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w

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claws

45

!
!

&

rit.

w
w

w
w

- 48 -

the

"

46

"

pause.

"

pause.




Dm

of

the

claws

awk - ward...

awk - ward...

of

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..

awk - ward...

www

o - niz

awk - ward...

Vb

the

j
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awk - ward...

&b

the

stuck

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stuck

42

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of

the

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pause.

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

stuck...

D m(add2)

w
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PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

FIRST DATE

5B

LAUREN'S ENTRANCE #1
Music & Lyrics by
Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

cue CASEY: Oh c'mon! It was funny. Wasn't it? [MUSIC]

U
w

# 4 ggg www
& 4 ggg w
F D 9(no5)
? # 44

LAUREN: Yeah, super funny! [MUSIC OUT]

- 49 -

PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

5C

FIRST DATE

GABE'S ENTRANCE #1
Music & Lyrics by
Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

cue AARON: You know, it's funny... my ex always used to say to me-GABE: Oh no you don't! [MUSIC]

q = 88

#
& 24
.

A5

? # 24
.

Porn-like

G5

- 50 -

PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

FIRST DATE

ALLISON'S THEME #1
[ALLISON]

Music & Lyrics by


Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner
cue AARON: Why not, Gabe? Allison was
such a huge part of my life and-- [MUSIC]

U
w

ALLISON: There's just no way to


exclude me from the conversation. [MUSIC OUT]

b b 4 ggg wwww
b
& 4g w
f
b
& b b 44

F m(add2)/E b

www

ALLISON:

You look

b
&bb

&

ww

E b(add2)

ALLISON: Guess he can't help himself, Gabe. I'm simply too wonderful.

p E b(add2)
& b ww

bbb

G.P.

b
&bb

bb

Dreamily q = 140

b
&bb

GABE: No, no, NO! What is she doing here? Get her out of your head,
Aaron! I'm begging you! This is not the time to be thinking about Allison. [GO ON]

buff.

E b(add2)

j .

babe.

F (add2)/E b

www

ww

You've been work - ing out,

AARON: She's simply too wonderful.

All your hot - ness is

10

mak - ing

me weak.


B b(add4)/E b

F (add2)/E b

www

ww

- 51 -

E b(add2)

ww

First Date

-2-

b
&bb

11

b
&bb

Love the hair

cut,

12

love

E b(add2)

16

You're the hand - som - est

b
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You

are

b
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? bb

Ab

b
&bb

22

freely

rip

b
& b b

freely

Eb

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poco rit.

off

al

my

clothes,

F m7/E b

14

17

in this rest - 'raunt.

so

the

spread

20

G 7b 9/B

my

great - est

B b/A b

w
w

23

legs,

&

have

E b/G

your

way

with

- 52 -

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n
21

er

So

w
w

Ab

ww
ww

Q.

Cm

out of G.

lov

18

right

E b(add2)

Like a mod - el

world's

Gm

of "chic."

ww

ex - am - ple

B b(add4)/ b
E

man

F Ab
? bb

b

19

You're a walk - ing

www

b
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the suit.

F (add2)/ b
E

b
& b b ww
15

13

b
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06) Allison's Theme #1

GABE: Bullshit!

me.

24

Oh,

E b/G

how

crave

B b sus

"

your...

Bb

"
"

PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

7A

FIRST DATE

THE TOUCH
Music & Lyrics by
Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

cue CASEY: What can I say... I'm here to help. [MUSIC]

U
ggg www
# 4g
& 4 gggg
F gggg G sus
# 4 gggg wU
w
& 4 gg w

WAITER: "How we doin' over here?" [MUSIC OUT]

- 53 -

PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

FIRST DATE

THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE ME

[EDGY ROCKER GUY (M1) & EDGY BRITISH GUY (M2)]

Music & Lyrics by


Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner
cue AARON: But if you have things in common, and can still
make each other laugh, that's what really matters. [MUSIC]

>
4
& 4

CLICK [GO]
4 Prep Clicks

> >

?4
4

>
>
>
2

ROCKER: You have got to be kidding me.

&

P C>5 . . >
?
j


. . . .


> . . >
j

BRIT: You're not really gonna fall for this bollocks, are you?


. . . .


> . . >
j


. . . .

b b . . . . .

. >
E b5
j F5
j b

CASEY: C'mon, guys! You have


no right to get in the middle of this.
BRIT: We have every right to get in the middle of... this.
6

&


. . > . . . . > . . > . . . . > . . > . . . .
>
C5
?
j
j
j


CASEY: Look, you guys satisfied a very... specific need
at a very specific time in my life. But fortunately,
that phase is over.

? # .. > . . > . . . . > .

10

VAMP (out any bar)

? # ..
j

11

G5

ROCKER: We're your past...


BRIT: And your future, love...

b b . . . . .
F5
. E>b5
j
j

b

b

ROCKER: You only think it's over.


BRIT: You like bad boys, Casey.
Not-- this. It's who you are. [GO ON]

. . . . .
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76

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me.

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PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

8A

FIRST DATE

LAUREN'S ENTRANCE #2
Music & Lyrics by
Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

cue CASEY: ...not a bad boy. Which is totally fine! You are who
you are. It's just not normally what I go for... [MUSIC]

U
w

# 4g w
& 4 gggg # ww
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F A 9(no5)
? # 44

LAUREN: I can't believe you are saying


this to him! Why are you saying this to him? [MUSIC OUT]

- 62 -

PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

FIRST DATE

BAILOUT SONG #2
[REGGIE (M2)]

Music & Lyrics by


Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

cue CASEY'S VOICE: Hey, it's Casey.


Blah blah blah blah blah... CLICK [GO]

Lady Gagalicious q = 175

b 2
Vbb 4 !

4
4

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6

REGGIE:
2


This is your bail

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44

Bail

out,

sweet - ie, your bail

out,

out!

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out!

44

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& b b

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hon - ey, I'm

Ab

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nored.

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nored!

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slut.

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PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

9A

FIRST DATE

LAUREN'S ENTRANCE #3
Music & Lyrics by
Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

cue AARON: I'm just gonna run to the bathroom


and...try to drown myself in the urinal. (AARON
walks down the stairs to the restroom) [MUSIC]

b ww
# 4 ggg ww
& 4 ggg w
F D 7b 9(no5)
? # 44

LAUREN: So, how does it feel being


a relationship assassin? [MUSIC OUT]

- 65 -

PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

FIRST DATE

10

SAFER
[CASEY]
Music & Lyrics by
Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

cue LAUREN (W1): And it's the same thing


with every single guy in your life. [MUSIC]

(cont'd) LAUREN (W1): There's always some lame excuse why things don't work out. But did
you ever stop to think that maybe you're the problem?

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his

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CASEY: Okay Lauren, I get it...

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on

CASEY: It's not just about you, Lauren. I mean... [SINGS]

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er

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PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

FIRST DATE

11

I'D ORDER LOVE


[WAITER (M3)]
Music & Lyrics by
Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

cue WAITER (M3): But if you'd all indulge me for just a few
minutes, I thought I'd share my latest musical extravaganza with
you. [MUSIC]

(cont'd) WAITER (M3): Hit the lights, Jorge! This goes out to all of the
lovers... and future lovers out there... I'm looking at you table four...

Casual Lounge Feel, Molto Rubato

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First Date

if

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PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

FIRST DATE

11A

GABE'S ENTRANCE #2
Music & Lyrics by
Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

cue CASEY: I know lots of single, elligble, attractive women.


Which is why, if you play your cards right, I could be your very
own, personal match.com. [MUSIC]

82 More Porn
#
& 44

q

? # 44

E5

A5

G5

- 80 -

PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

FIRST DATE

12

ALLISON'S THEME #2
[AARON, ALLISON (W2) & GABE (M1)]

Music & Lyrics by


Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner
cue CASEY: Well, that depends.
What's your type? [MUSIC]

AARON: Oh, you know. Nothing too specific, just, I don't know, maybe...

Dreamily q = 140

b
& 4
F (add2)
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p
www
& b 44 ww

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AARON:

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with a cream

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F (add2)

& b ww

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&b

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half - way

& b ww

j
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in

for days.

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j

12

with breasts

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lost

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11

C (add4)/F

www

10

that a - maze.

F (add2)

First Date

&b

AARON:

13

14

Just the slight - est

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F

Bb

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17

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ny

ny

birth

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man - ic

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20


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hint


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mark

mark

rit.

21

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low

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should

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ball

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- 82 -

li - ly white

smile.


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16

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42

And

GABE (M1):

44

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24

bust - ing beast

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( )

from...

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( )

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hell.

44

PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

13

FIRST DATE

THE THINGS I NEVER SAID


[AARON, AARON'S MOM (W1)]

Music & Lyrics by


Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

cue AARON: I found a letter that she had written to me


right before she went to the hospital. [MUSIC]

AARON: I guess she thought there was a chance she might not be coming back. So she wanted to
tell me a few things before she left...

Flowing, Sempre Rubato q = 144

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j
& b b 44 j j b j b


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to

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feel

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in

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side,

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16

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- 83 -

is - n't

w
15

to

"It

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sur - prise

AARON:

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14

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b
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b
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Eb

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First Date

b
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17

been

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fect

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20

22

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w

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First Date

b
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33

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34

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35

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44

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47

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-4-

First Date

b
V b b b

48

blame

you

if you

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58

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62

to

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AARON'S MOM (W1):

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want - ed

55

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b

AARON:

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51

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54

all the

57

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63

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59

j .

Bb

Bb

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First Date

b
Vb b

64

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66

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72

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man

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74

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77

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mean

+AARON:

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78

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67

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of

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75

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69

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First Date

b
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79

like

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my

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89

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94

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14

BAILOUT SONG #3
[REGGIE (M2)]

cue CASEY'S VOICE: Hey, it's Casey. Blah


blah blah blah blah... CLICK [GO]

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-2-

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REGGIE (cntd): Okay, seriously, bitch. Whats the deal? Cause this is like my
third unreturned phone call tonight -- which has never happened before. And it's
really starting to make me feel desperate. And Reggie doesn't do desperate.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did we not agree the night we met doing karaoke and
bonding over "Love is a Battlefield" that we would be best friends forever? Well, I'm
fairly certain BFF's pick-up the phone when the other one calls, right?!
I mean, what's going on here? One date -- and you're already dumping me for this
guy? Could it really be going that well? Or did he just, like, what, I don't know, shove
you in the back of his creepy white van and your phone's lying in a ditch at the side of
the road somewhere?
You're not dead, are you?
Oh my God, you're totally dead and he's making a dress out of your skin at this very
moment and you're never even gonna get this voicemail!
That it, Case. I'm coming to the rescue... Later, skank. ( he hangs up cell phone )

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14A

FIRST DATE

ALLISON'S ENTRANCE #2
Music & Lyrics by
Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

cue CASEY: Oh, wait a second, this could be good.


I have this new friend, Allison...
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CASEY: What is her last name? Allison... Allisonnnnn... Oh, I know! Allison Weaver. [OUT]

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FIRST DATE

15

IN LOVE WITH YOU


[AARON]

Music & Lyrics by


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16

THE CHECK!

[W1, W2, M1, M2, WAITER (M3)]


Music & Lyrics by
Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

cue WAITER (M3): Here you go! [MUSIC]


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16A

FIRST DATE

GABE AND LAUREN'S


FINAL ENTRANCES

Music & Lyrics by


Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

cue AARON: Maybe it's time to try someone different...


What do you say?
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cue AARON: Why don't you call me if you'd like to hang out again.
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(AARON leaves the restaurant.) [MUSIC]

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16B

FIRST DATE

FIRST IMPRESSIONS (REPRISE)


Music & Lyrics by
Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

WAITER: I even write some songs and a little love poetry on the side.
cue REGGIE: Really? Can I hear some? [MUSIC]

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PIANO/VOCAL - 10/1/13

17

FIRST DATE

SOMETHING THAT WILL LAST


[CASEY & AARON]

CASEY: Hi. Remember me? I was the girl who just let
you walk out a few minutes ago without even saying goodbye.

Slowly

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AARON: Sounds vaguely familiar.


CASEY: Right. Well, here I am.

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CASEY:

AARON: Okay. Now I'm ready.


(THEY walk) [GO ON]

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AARON: In that case... (HE stretches)


Never hurts to warm up... wouldn't want to pull something...


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AARON: I would love to. You don't live in Hoboken, do you?


CASEY: No, it's just around the corner.

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AARON: Are you lost? Did I...leave something at the restaurant? I mean, besides my dignity...
CASEY: No, actually I'm wondering if maybe you want to walk me home? No pressure... I mean--only if you want.

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Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

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are

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CASEY: Goodnight, Aaron.

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AARON: All right. Good night, Casey.

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CASEY: Well, this is my place...


AARON: Ahh-yes. So it is...

CASEY: Thank you. I designed it all myself...


LAUREN: Okay. You are going to give him one quick kiss- on the cheek - but that's
it. V-town is closed to the public tonight. Got it?
ALLISON: You are so not ready to take things to the next level with this girl. What
you really need to do is continue waiting for me...

b ww

b n

AARON (cont.): Nice building...excellent...


structural...engineering..with the-GABE: Quit stalling and tap that shit already.
AARON: --columns. And bricks...
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make it

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AARON:
CASEY:

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last?

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[As the two continue kissing, illuminated by the lights of the city, we FADE TO BLACK]

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CASEY:

last?

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BOWS
Music & Lyrics by
Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner

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EXIT MUSIC
Music & Lyrics by
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