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Veterans at Home
every soldier has a story, though
that doesnt mean it always gets told.
Some cant stand to talk about what
they did or saw or suffered; others
are like former Marine captain Seth
Moulton, just elected to Congress
from Massachusetts, who never even told his parents how he won two medals for courage under
re. There is a healthy disrespect among veterans
who served on the front lines for people who walk
around telling war stories, he told the Boston Globe.
But what about the stories
that follow? The ones after the
ghting is over, about what helps,
what heals, what happens next?
In anticipation of Veterans Day,
a Time team led by editor Dan
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everydayusa and veterans groups
like Iraq & Afghanistan Veterans
of America to capture a wide
range of stories and images of the
countrys vets. In recent weeks,
photo editor Phil Bicker has curated galleries by photographers
including Nina Berman and Peter
van Agtmael, and reporter Olivia
B. Waxman has posted as told to
stories like Yes, I Really Catch Pythons to Treat
My PTSD, by former Marine corporal Jorge Martinez. Out in the Everglades, its almost impossible
to hear loud noises, he says. Its very peaceful,
almost like meditation. I have a mission to accomplish, and that mission is to catch a python. I stay
alert, always vigilant, something that comes natural now after being trained in the military.
We hear from Angela Madsen, a 54-year-old
former Marine and grandmother of ve, who is
the rst paraplegic woman to row across the Atlantic and Indian oceans. I like rowing because
I dont do it in a wheelchair, she says. Nobody
even knows Im different when they see me in a
boat on the water. Her longest trip took 67 days.
Those rows are a lot like deployment, she says.
Im away from my family for a long period of
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digital guru Joe Rospars pleaded
with Democrats to stop relying on a stale model of nearly
campy, scary, negative ads in
TV advertising and email
fundraising efforts.
Covered by the Hill and
other media, Rospars
Jeffrey Klugers
Ideas essay in
the aftermath
of the crash of
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SpaceShipTwoin which Kluger criticized Virgin founder Richard Bransons
amateur space effortgenerated colorful conversation. For Slate, Phil Plait
wrote, I was frankly disappointed
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people ... If a Virgin Atlantic plane
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Branson for it? On Twitter, as Kluger
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his attempt to
alter the West
African countrys
constitution to
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rule sparked
violent protests.
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revolution was
quickly overtaken
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military, however,
leaving Burkina
Fasos future
unclear.
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led by opposition
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rapper Smockey
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the Black Spring by
demonstrators, after
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pro-democracy
movements that
toppled longtime
authoritarian
leaders in 2011.
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stepped in, installing
a top military ofcer,
Isaac Zida, as
interim President.
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protesters and the
African Union, Zida
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FOR 2016
THEN
Some 59% of
registered voters
held positive views
of Hillary Clinton in
February 2009,
when she was
conrmed as
Secretary of State.
Only 22% held
negative views.
MORE RECENTLY
In September, only
43% of registered
voters held positive
views of Clinton,
while some
41% viewed her
negatively.
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G E T T Y I M A G E S (4); A P (6)
JONI ERNST
A former farmer, state senator and lieutenant
colonel of the National Guard, Ernst parlayed an
ad boasting her ability to castrate hogs into a
place in history as Iowas rst female Senator.
THOM TILLIS
After leading a conservative makeover of North
Carolina as state house speaker, Tillis, second
from right, took out a Democratic incumbent in
the most expensive Senate race in U.S. history.
MIKE ROUNDS
After a slow start, the former governor of South
Dakota accelerated to an easy win in the fourway race by tying his opponents to Obama, who
is deeply unpopular in the traditionally red state.
STEVE DAINES
A former Procter & Gamble executive, Daines
built a conservative record since entering
the House in 2012. His win gives Montana
Republicans a seat they havent held in more
than 100 years.
JAMES LANKFORD
Lankford was an unknown former Baptist youthcamp director when he won a congressional
seat in 2010. Now hes a conservative darling
who easily won Oklahomas open Senate seat.
TOM COTTON
The Tea Party conservative is an Ivy League
educated lawyer and Army veteran who ousted
a two-term Democratic incumbent for the
Arkansas seat. In other words, hes a rising star
in the GOP.
DAVID PERDUE
The former CEO of Dollar General made his
political debut with a bang, fending off the wellfunded daughter of a former Georgia Senator to
keep an open seat in Republican hands.
CORY GARDNER
Colorados Gardner blunted the Democratic
strategy of scaring women from the GOP by
embracing over-the-counter contraception and
backing away from a measure to dene a fetus
as a person.
BEN SASSE
A Harvard-trained management consultant who
worked in government for George W. Bush,
Sasse won by traveling Nebraska in an RV and
presenting himself as a Tea Partyfriendly
conservative.
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KEEPING
SCORE
WINNER
Marijuana
THE BIG WINNER
Minimum Wage
Democratic candidates may have tanked in Alaska, Arkansas, Nebraska and South Dakota, but one of the partys pet issues won in a walk. On ballot measures across
the U.S., voters overwhelmingly chose to increase their
states minimum wages, with Alaska raising its oor on
pay to $9.75 by 2016, Nebraska to $9 by 2016, Arkansas to
$8.50 by 2017 and South Dakota to $8.50 at the beginning
of 2015. Predictably, electric-blue San Francisco topped
them all, voting to up the citys hourly minimum to $15
by 2018, tying Seattle for a national high. The votes signal
widespread frustration with the federal minimum wage,
which has stagnated at $7.25 since 2009.
Number of times
Colorado voters
have rejected ballot
measures dening
a fetus as a person
since 2008. A similar
personhood measure
also failed in North
Dakota. The one
win for antiabortion
advocates:
Tennessee passed
a constitutional
amendment making
it easier to adopt
restrictions on
abortion.
Oregon and
Alaska voted to
create recreational
pot markets,
Washington,
D.C., legalized
possession, and
Guam became the
rst U.S. territory
to allow its medical
use. The only
setback: Florida,
which rejected
medical marijuana.
LOSER
Booze
Arkansas remains
one of Americas
driest states after
voters rejected a
proposal to sell
alcohol in the nearly
half of the state still
under prohibition. The
town of Hartselle,
Ala., voted to stay dry
for the fourth time in
12 years.
SPLIT DECISION
FRACKING
Soda
We know the
oil and gas
industry is
going to sue.
Despite heavy
spending from
beverage giants
Coca-Cola and
PepsiCo., Berkeley,
Calif., became the
rst U.S. city to
pass a tax on sugary
drinks. A steeper
soda tax failed
across the bay in
San Francisco.
RECORD BOOK
Trailblazers
The Republican wave ushered in
three barrier-breaking politicians.
WINNER
Elise
Stefanik
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At 30 years
old, the former
George W. Bush
staffer and
vice-presidential
debate coach for
Paul Ryan is the
youngest woman
ever elected to
Congress. She
handily won the
open seat in
northern New
York State.
Mia Love
Saira Blair
The former
mayor of
Saratoga
Springs, Utah,
became the
rst black
Republican
woman elected
to Congress.
Also a Mormon,
Love has called
herself a
nightmare for
the Democratic
Party.
Campaigning from
her freshman
dorm room at
West Virginia
University,
Republican Blair,
18, became the
youngest state
lawmaker in the
U.S. after she
was elected to
the West Virginia
legislature on
a conservative
platform.
FAMILY TIES
Whats in a Name?
Three candidates broke into the family business
with big victories. One even ended a multigenerational losing streak.
George P.
Bush
Ted
Kennedy Jr.
You stood
by me
against
all the
odds.
U.S. Representative
Michael Grimm, the
lone Republican in
the New York City
delegation, who was
re-elected despite
being under federal
indictment for tax
fraud. The verdict
was mixed for other
candidates under
a criminal cloud:
Buddy Cianci, a
twice-convicted felon,
failed to reclaim his
old job as mayor of
Providence, R.I., while
the congressional bid
of former Louisiana
governor and
convicted racketeer
Edwin Edwards will
come down to a
Dec. 6 runoff.
LOSER
Gun Control
Bears
Voters in
Washington
State expanded
background
checks to all
rearm sales,
including online
purchases (and
rejected another
proposal to curb
them). Gun-control
advocates say
the win provides a
template for other
states in 2016.
Maines
estimated
30,000 bears
were dealt a blow
when voters kept
the states liberal
harvesting policy
intact, rejecting
a measure
that would
have prevented
hunters from
using dogs, traps
or bait to bag the
animals.
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Number of hours of paid sick
leave workers in Massachusetts
can now earn and use each year.
Voters made Massachusetts the
third state to require paid sick
leave, after Connecticut and
California. Workers at Bay State
businesses with 11 or more employees can log one hour of leave
for every 30 they toil.
Gwen Graham
The attorney
daughter of
former Florida
governor Bob
Graham was a
rare bright spot
for national
Democrats,
unseating
two-term GOP
Representative
Steve Southerland
in the heavily
Republican Florida
panhandle.
$7.5 billion
Amount of a water bond approved by California voters. The measure was a key issue
for 76-year-old Governor Jerry Brown, who
campaigned more vigorously for its passage
than for his own re-election. Not that he
needed to: Brown easily won a record fourth
term in the drought-plagued Golden State.
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WORLD
THE POWER OF
ONE
Xi Jinping, Chinas strongest
leader in years, aims to
propel his nation to the top
of the world order
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Xi Jinpings
Ascent to
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The gathering in Beijing will be the Chinese leaders big show, and the regime has
used its authoritarian muscle to ensure a
awless event. To guarantee blue skies in
the notoriously smoggy capital, factories
have been idled and Beijing residents ordered to halt their work commutes. Waiters have been trained in exactly 484 steps
to ensure that more than 73,000 guests
receive their food within six minutes of
its preparation. A perfect place setting has
a purpose, and this one is no different: At
APEC, Xi is expected to lobby a skeptical
international audience for changes in the
global nancial architecture to give the
East greater prominence. He wants a new
nancial order, says Lam, with the AsiaPacic and China at the center.
A Man Apart
like the surging nation he leads, xi
(pronounced Shee) radiates pride and
ambition. His mantra, plastered on
billboards nationwide, is Chinese
dreaman amorphous catchphrase
that encompasses an individual striving
for personal riches and a collective campaign to restore the country to its rightful
position atop the international order. As
Xi maneuvers to place China at the center
of the world, says Jerry Hendrix, a retired
U.S. Navy captain and Asia analyst, he is
simultaneously moving to place himself
at the center of China at a personal level
unseen since Mao and Deng.
Given how Mao-mania led to the Cultural Revolution and other horrors, China
might be wary of personality cults. For
decades since, the Communist Party has
encouraged consensus building within
its top ranks to avoid any one mans capriciousness from holding sway. But Xi, the
son of a party revolutionary, has proved
a canny populist after a decade of the
colorless regime of former President Hu
Jintao. To garner public support, Xi lards
his speeches with any number of rousing
refrains: jingoist rhetoric, Marxist slogans
and even Confucian quotations that could
have landed the literati in jail during
Maos era because of the Chairmans notorious allergy to ancient wisdom. We will
P R E V I O U S PA G E S : N ATA C H A P I S A R E N K O A P
he oct. 27 profile of
Chinas leader Xi Jinping
in the Shanghai Observer
didnt stint on praise.
Readers of the dispatch,
published by an online
daily partly owned by a
local chapter of the ruling Communist Party, learned that the
61-year-old President rises before dawn
and toils late into the night. He is bold
and down-to-earth, and his work style is
very rigorous, and his rhythm is very fast.
Within the space of a few hours, the writer
revealed, Xi dealt with the Presidents of
both Indonesia and Tanzania with grace
and charma foreign policy natural. Everyone present nodded in praise at the
Chinese Presidents words, the prole said.
A single humanizing touch was added: Of
course, like the average Chinese person,
the Shanghai Observer noted, Xi Jinpings
busy day is not without humor and joy.
Since taking ofce in November 2012,
Xi has consolidated power more rapidly than any other Chinese leader in
decadesall, if the Shanghai Observer is to
be believed, without misplacing his sense
of fun. It is not too early to suggest that Xi
will be Chinas most consequential leader
since Deng Xiaoping, the architect of the
nations economic reforms. As the nations
President, military chief and, most important, general secretary of the Chinese
Communist Party, Xi has upended the notion that the Peoples Republic is ruled by
a leadership collective. In just two years,
Xi Jinping has made himself into a strongman, says Willy Lam, an expert on elite
Chinese politics at the Chinese University
of Hong Kong. He has totally exceeded
expectations. The headline of an Oct. 21
online post in the Peoples Daily, the Communist Partys mouthpiece, captured Xis
place in history: Mao Zedong made Chinese people stand up; Deng Xiaoping made
Chinese people rich; Xi Jinping will make
Chinese people strong.
It is with an ascendant Xi that U.S. President Barack Obamafresh from disappointing midterm elections in the autumn
of his presidencywill meet this month
at the Asia-Pacic Economic Cooperation
(APEC) summit in Beijing. The Nov. 1012
forum will be the pairs rst meaningful
encounter since a confab at a California
ranch last year, when Xi reiterated the need
for a new kind of major power relations
between the worlds two biggest economies.
1983
2008
As Vice President,
Xi traveled widely
abroad and oversaw
the Beijing Olympics
1987
A divorced Xi married
Peng Liyuan, a major
general in the Peoples
Liberation Armyand a
famous soprano
NOW
2002
Xi assumed Chinas
leadership in November
2012 and developed a
strongman image
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P E N G : X I A O L I E PA ; V O T E : T E H E N G K O O N A F P/G E T T Y I M A G E S; C E R E M O N Y: L I N TA O Z H A N G G E T T Y I M A G E S
Born to Rule
if xi carries a sense of manifest destiny about his homeland, his personal trajectory seems equally preordained. The
son of Xi Zhongxun, a communist guerrilla who fought alongside Mao, he was
sent to the countryside to atone for his elite
background after his father fell victim to
a leadership purge in the 1960s. Like the
local villagers, the younger Xi lived in a
cave in rural Shaanxi province, for seven
years. Life [at] the grassroots can strengthen your mind, Xi recalled of the manual
labor, eabites and blisters in a 2005 interview with local TV. Since then, no matter
what kind of difculties I encounter, as
soon as I remember these experiences, I
regain courage.
As the tumult of Maos political upheavals dissipated, Xi slid back into city
life, studying chemical engineering at
the elite Tsinghua University and rising
through party ranks in coastal areas profiting from market reforms. (His father was
also rehabilitated and later championed
economic experimentation and liberal
politics.) Xi eventually married an alluring singer famed for her renditions of military tunes. Unlike other recent First Ladies
who were rarely photographed in public,
Peng Liyuan has traveled by her husbands
side on foreign trips, invariably outtted
in stylish Chinese labels. The couple sent
their daughter to Harvard University
perhaps the true Chinese dream.
Yet this revolutionary princeling,
as scions of party royalty are called, has
also cultivated a common-man image.
Since taking ofce, Xi has emerged from
behind the vermilion walls of the Beijing
leadership compound to stroll the capitals
alleyways and chow down on steamed
buns. In a nation where ofcials are used
to employing bag men, Xi pointedly carries his own accessories in some photo
ops. (A picture of the President clutching
his own umbrella, his pant legs rolled
up to avoid a downpour, won Chinas top
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this montha rollback on Chinese cyberspying, more market access and better
treatment of ethnic minoritiesbut
Chinese state media have already been
scaling back expectations for the U.S.
Presidents visit. A Nov. 5 online commentary in the Peoples Daily criticized the U.S.
for double standards in the ght against
terrorism and warned Washington to
tread lightly on trouble spots like North
Korea and Beijings poor relations with
Tokyo. Wang Fan, vice president of China
Foreign Affairs University, was quoted as
saying: Such hot issues touch upon Chinas core interests.
Beyond geopolitics, Xi and Co. have unleashed a crackdown on foreign businesses
operating in China, nailing them for antitrust violations, bribery and substandard
products. Yes, domestic companies have
been targeted too, but its hard not to see
an antiforeign bias in the crusade, which
has harnessed the state media. Everyone
from Microsoft and McDonalds to Apple
and Audi has been shamed. A summer
survey by the American Chamber of Commerce in China found that 60% of respondents felt the welcome for foreign business
had chilled, while the European Chamber of Commerce complained that it had
received numerous alarming anecdotal
accounts from a number of sectors that administrative intimidation tactics are being
A L E X O G L E A F P/G E T T Y I M A G E S
used to impel companies to accept punishments and remedies without full hearings.
For all of Xis populist charm and global
ambitions, his tenure has also been marked
by a brittleness at odds with the image of an
aspiring superpower. Hundreds of Chinese
who have dared to question the wisdom of
the party have been locked up, most with
no due process. Xi has tightened controls
on the Internet, silencing even voices that
parroted the partys own modest reform
goals. In tiny Hong Kong, the former British outpost that is governed by separate
laws from the rest of China, Beijing has
given no indication that it will consider
the wishes of the thousands of residents
who have taken to the streets to demand
democratic concessions for their city.
The crackdown on dissent has reached
ridiculous proportions. Over the past
month, for example, Chinese security
personnel have rounded up more than
a dozen people in an artists colony outside Beijing. Some were taken away for
posting articles about the pro-democracy
protests shaking Hong Kong. Others were
detained at a poetry reading. People who
tried to help the detainees families were
themselves picked up. The arrested artists did not want to be martyrs and none of
them tried to organize a rebellion, says an
artist surnamed Han, who does not want
his full name used because so many of his
friends are now in jail. They just wanted
to express themselves.
A Clean Image
to xi, such free expression and debate
may be among the Western iniquities the
party must guard against if it is to avoid
the fate of the defunct Soviet Union.
Why did the Soviet Communist Party
collapse? Xi asked in a December 2012
internal speech that was later leaked. An
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B O T H V I S IB L E A ND IN V I S IB L E
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IN THEIR
OWN WORDS
THE BEST OF
#TIMEVETS
When TIME set out to
explore the profound
effects of Americas recent
warsboth on those who
serve and on the people
who support themwe
knew we couldnt do it with
a single magazine feature
or photo essay. So we
decided to broaden the
conversation. For weeks,
weve tapped our Facebook,
Twitter and Instagram
feeds to ask millions of
veterans and their families
to share photos and stories
about readjusting to life
after warstories that are
happy, heavy, poignant,
inspiring and everything
in between. Here, were
sharing four with you. See
more at time.com/vets, and
submit your own via email
(vets@time.com) or on
social media (by tagging a
post with #TIMEvets).
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struggling with both the workload and a despair that at times hung in their ofces like a
brown fog. The advances in place all around
them had been extraordinaryand, to the
surgeons, double-edged. Body armor was saving lives but also shifting injury patterns to
the extremities, face and brain. Advances in
battleeld medicine brought soldiers and Marines into an operating room less than an hour
after sustaining wounds so grievous, they
would have been fatal in any previous war. In
Vietnam, where more than 58,000 Americans
died, there were just about three wounded
for every fatality. In Iraq, the ratio climbed
to 7 to 1. Each additional survivor was one
more person returning with memories that
would leave him changed. And a dispiriting
number were missing pieces of their bodies,
even of their brains. We can save you, one
of the Baghdad surgeons said with a sigh. You
might not be what you were.
But then no one is, after war.
The ghting ends, of course. The U.S. war
in Afghanistan, at 13 years the longest in the
nations history, draws to an ofcial close
with the calendar year. Yet every conict
persists in the men and women who fought
it. World War I was still alive until Frank
Buckles passed away in February 2011 at age
110. Vietnam lingers in the aging men who
populate VA wards. And the campaigns in
Iraq and Afghanistan will grind on for decades, continually muddying the transition
from uniformed service to civilian life.
Not that its anything but a lurching
transitionfrom war to peacein the best
of times. Back in the States, the simplifying
imperatives of unit life are gone. So is the
intensity, both of combat and of the relationships combat forges. If, as David Finkel
wrote in Thank You for Your Service, war is
about loving the guy standing next to you,
all at once that guy is a fellow pedestrian,
waiting for the light.
Theres this profound sense of alienation
that you feel when you come home from
ADAM MAGERS, 29
FORMER ARMY
SERGEANT
This photo was taken
at Camp Liberty in
Baghdad in 2008, when
my friend Jay (left) and
I were getting ready to
go on a mission. We
were IED hunters, which
meant we got very close
to getting blown up all
the time.
When I got home, I
started having panic
attacks. I was so
paranoidlooking for
bombs underneath
cushions, pillows, in my
closet, my dishwasher,
behind my shower
curtain. Id never felt
so helpless. I started
thinking about suicide.
Right around then, I met
a veteran with PTSD
who told me about Save
a Warrior, a group that
teaches meditation.
I was skeptical at
rst, but this guy had
attempted suicide, so
he knew what it was
like to suffer the way Id
been suffering. With the
group, I learned how to
sit and tell myself not to
have anxious thoughts,
that they dont have
power over me. I
started doing this for 20
minutes every day. And
I havent had a panic
attack since.
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JAMES
FITZGER ALD, 28
FORMER ARMY
STAFF SERGE ANT
This photo was taken
when I was on combat
patrol in Afghanistans
Pech River Valley
around July 2010. On
Veterans Day of that
year, we embarked on
an operation called
Bulldog Bite. Two
days later, we were
ambushed. A gunshot
wound to my left thigh
knocked me off a
mountain into a ravine. I
fractured my right knee,
broke my right femur.
But when one of my
soldiers got killed the
next daythats what
hurt the most, because
I was responsible for
those men.
I got sent to an Army
medical center in
Georgia for three
weeks, and I remember
having mismanaged
pain meds and
inattentive doctors.
I felt demeaned. I
didnt make a formal
complaint, but I told
the local ombudsman
that something had to
change.
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NATION | VETERANS
When WAYNE WALDON, 32, started his recovery process, I couldnt stand on my leg and walk
without being in pain and drenched in sweat, says the retired Army captain, who lost his right leg
in combat in Baghdad. Seven years and countless exercises laterincluding core-strengthening
jackknifes, aboveWaldon not only walks, but hes also an adaptive-snowboarding champion. The
prosthetic leg doesnt feel stuck to me anymore, he says. It has become part of me.
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ANNE SPILLANE, 33
ARMY PHYSICIAN
My dad took this
photo at my home
in Columbia, Md.,
the day I left for my
rst deployment to
Afghanistan. It was
right before July 4,
2013. That day
stood out because
three years before,
I had premature
quadruplets. They
came at 24 weeks
and needed feeding
tubes, home oxygen,
repeat hospitalizations,
surgeries and more to
survive. One of them,
my son Wyatt, had
cerebral palsy. I was
doing my residency,
and I took a yearlong
leave of absence to
focus on my family.
Those experiences
were incredibly difcult.
But they were also
important, because
they helped me
relate to the medical
circumstances of
families in Afghanistan.
I was able to assist
other moms in similar
situations who didnt
have access to quality
medical care.
When I deployed,
my children were
learning to walk, to
run, to eat by mouth.
When I came home,
they were putting
sentences together
and running to hug
me. They continue to
have medical issues,
but nobody is on home
oxygen anymore. Were
tremendously blessed.
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ANTHONY DROZ, 26
FORMER MARINE
CORPORAL
My friend took this
photo on Aug. 29. I
was in Bethlehem,
Pa., and I had just
nished training for
the Spartan Race and
an overnight 50-mile
hike I did to raise
awareness about
veteran suicides.
Im third-generation
military, and my dad,
an Army vet, took his
life when I was 12.
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Traveling Tunes
For Foo Fighters eighth
album, Sonic Highways, the
band traveled across the U.S.,
recording eight songs in eight
cities. The album drops
Nov. 10, while an HBO series
following the road trip is
currently airing.
Read James
Poniewoziks take on
Lisa Kudrow and
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The upcoming biopic Aaliyah:
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Nov. 15 on Lifetime, has
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The Road to Utopia. How Bob Hope
set the stage for Hollywood activism
By Richard Zoglin
vietnam was merely a blip on the
radar screen for most Americans when
Bob Hope made his rst trip there, 50
years ago this December. During World
War II, he had braved enemy bombing
raids, harrowing plane ights and roughhewn Army barracks in making his
celebrated tours to entertain U.S. troops
overseas. But he never faced more danger
than when he ventured into the jungles
of South Vietnam, where the war against
a communist insurgency backed by
North Vietnam was just heating up.
His arrival there, shortly before
Christmas 1964, was shrouded in secrecy
greater than that normally used to veil
the movements of generals and Cabinet
ofcers, UPI reported. His itinerary was
kept under tight wraps; for each show
a stage was set up in two different locations, to thwart potential attacks. When
Hope and his entourage were driven into
Saigon from Tan Son Nhut Air Base, they
arrived at their hotel to nd billows of
smoke, people running, sirens wailing.
Minutes before, a massive explosion had
gone off in a hotel just a block away. Two
years later, U.S. troops would capture
secret Viet Cong documents revealing
that the bomb had in fact been directed at
Hope. It had detonated 10 minutes early.
Hope would return to Vietnam for
nine straight Christmases, as the U.S.
commitment grew from 23,000 advisers
to more than half a million troops at the
wars peak. He brought along gorgeous
gals and corny gagsthough he could
also be cutting, reecting the cynicism
over a war that was proving complicated.
Last year you were all advisers, Hope
quipped on his second trip, in 1965. And
now that you see where its gotten us,
maybe youll keep your trap shut. The
high-rated NBC specials that chronicled
those tripshis January 1970 special
was the highest-rated TV show in history
to that pointwere irreplaceable documents of the Vietnam era. The sight of
Hope entertaining vast oceans of men
brought home more vividly than any58
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Hope in Wonsan,
Korea, with troops of
the Armys X Corps,
October 1950
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Norwegian duo
Ryksopp have always
stayed ahead of the
curve with their innovative electro-pop.
Soon theyll be doing
the same with how
they release it. Svein
Berge and Torbjorn
Brundtland arent
retiring, but they are
swearing off traditional
albums after dropping
their fth and nal
LP, aptly titled The
Inevitable End, on
Nov. 10. After that, its
all singles and small
batches of songs.
Perhaps they were
inspired by pop pixie
and fellow Scandinavian Robynno
stranger to unusual
releases herselfwith
whom they released
the experimental Do
It Again minialbum in
May. Or perhaps, as
the duo have suggested, theyve simply said
all they needed to say
in full-length recordings. That starts to
show on The Inevitable
End, which alternates
between the clubbanging exuberance
of 2009s Junior and
the chilled-out ambience of 2010s Senior.
While a handful of
sinister stompers (like
Skulls, a perfect anthem for video-game
villains) are as fresh
as ever, a somewhat
lagging second half
keeps the record from
becoming the true
parting gift that the
band intended.
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Former Friends star
Lisa Kudrow returns
as former TV star
Valerie Cherish
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50-ish and doing the career mathis selfnancing a reality pilot, hoping to control
her narrative and sell it to Bravo, which is
spinning C-listers into 14-karat gold.
Midshoot, she gets word that Paulie G
is making a dramedy for HBO, Seeing Red,
about a drug-addicted sitcom writer and
his battle with a chestnut-haired star
named Mallory. Shes ready to sueuntil
HBO casts her as the shows star, opposite
Seth Rogen, playing himself playing
the ctionalized Paulie G, all while the
reality crew keeps shooting. So its a show
about a show about a show about a show.
(You may want to draw a chart.)
Valerie gets a second second chance, at
the price of having to live inside Paulie Gs
head again. All, you can guess, does not go
well. The rst Comeback was an engrossing character study, but it spent a lot of
time shooting easy sh in the aquarium
of reality TV. This Comeback, searing but
empathetic and less heavy-handed, is
more about how women are treated as
HBO
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S The leads in
the Game of
Thrones cast
including Peter
Dinklage and
Emilia Clarke,
belowhave
signed on
through a
likely seventh
season.
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QUICK TALK
Gillian Jacobs
S Starbucks
announced it will
start delivering
coffee and
food in select
markets next
year.
S Actor Jason
S Paul Reubens
conrmed that
a new Pee-wee
Herman movie
is in the works.
Its going to be
amazing, he
promised.
is she Gillian [with a hard G] or Gillian [with a soft G]? Because thats
the great American debate. Shes
[hard G] Gillian, like you. She is?!
Yeah! Oh, my God, Im so excited
to know shes a hard-G Gillian.
There arent very many of us.
ON MY
RADAR
X The
Comeback
Im such a
cheerleader for
that show. Its
scarily, sadly
accurate.
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Weirdest
College
Classes
The University of Pennsylvania recently announced Wasting Time
on the Internet, a new
course that will require
students to stare at
the screen for three
hours, only interacting
through chat rooms,
bots, social media and
listservs, according
to an ofcial description. And as you might
imagine, the Internet
has wasted plenty of
time poking fun at it.
But Penn isnt the rst
college to experiment
with unconventional
classes. Here, a look a
six others:
POLITICIZING
BEYONC
This Rutgers
gender-studies
class, introduced
in 2010, aims to
assess U.S. class,
racial, gender, and
sexual politics
through the music
and career of
Beyonc.
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T Fireball,
the popular
cinnamonavored whiskey,
was recalled
in several
countries for
containing
a chemical
sometimes used
in antifreeze.
T A 26-yearold woman
successfully
crowdfunded
her Halloween
Uber ride; as a
result of surge
pricing, she
claimed, the
20-minute trip
cost $362.
NO PLACE LIKE HOME To capture the feeling of longing for home, the late American photographer Larry Sultan spent
roughly two years hiring migrant day laborers to shoot on the outskirts of California suburbs as here, in 2008s Antioch
Creekthat reminded him of his own childhood wanderings. Selections from the series, titled Homeland, are on display at
Los Angeles County Museum of Art from Nov. 9 through March 22.
ZOMBIES IN
POPULAR MEDIA
This Columbia
College Chicago
course uses
zombie movies and
comics to explore
societal issues
like how people
relate to and trust
one another in
times of need.
JOY OF GARBAGE
This Santa
Clara University
class explores
the science of
decomposition,
the ecoconsequences of
trash and more.
Field trips include
landlls and
sewage-treatment
plants.
THE SCIENCE OF
HARRY POTTER
This Frostburg
State University
science course
answers physics
questions with a
nod to Hogwarts.
For example:
Could genetic
engineering create
a three-headed
dog?
MAPLE SYRUP:
THE REAL THING
This Alfred
University seminar
explores the
history and
mechanics of
maple syrup
production.
And yes, it also
involves making
and eating some
sweet treats.
UNDERWATER
BASKET-WEAVING
The old idiom for
an easy elective
is now an actual
classalbeit
a recreational,
not-for-credit
oneoffered at
schools like Reed
and University of
California, San
Diego.
T All of Taylor
Swifts albums
have been
removed from
the streaming
service Spotify,
per her labels
request.
T Papa Johns
newest menu
item is a pizza
topped with
Fritos and
chili. I cant
believe I waited
30 years to do
it, the chains
founder said.
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sometimes, in an occasional, passing ight of
fancy, I innocently wonder
what it would be like to be
married to a woman other
than my lovely wife Cassandra, whom
I love very much. These thoughts occur
rarely, like whenever a woman mentions
me in a tweet, Im watching a lm that has
actresses in it or Im in a large ofce building where some of the workers are female.
A few weeks ago, at my 5-year-old sons
soccer game, I briey wondered what it
would be like if instead of Laszlo, one of his
teammates were my son. For the purposes
of this column, lets call this kid Gabe,
since thats his name and I have no idea
what his last name is. Gabe is the best soccer player not only on our team but in our
entire league and possibly on the planet.
Gabe is way better at soccer than I am,
which I know from trying to play goalie
against him in practice. He is also better
than me at chess, French and celebrating
after scoring a goal that none of his teammates has any idea about. I picture us
spending weekends watching professional
cycling, playing chess, eating obscure
cheeses and making fun of the other kids
on his team.
This is not the rst time Ive wondered
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more clearly. Ive had clients whose children have severe developmental issues,
and theyve said, Id never tell anyone this,
but when I see parents with normal kids, I
feel jealous, and I hate that I feel that way,
and Im only telling you because youre my
therapist. Really, as though theres just a
continuum between severe developmental issues and being average at soccer.
My mom wondered if perhaps I was
expressing a more common feeling incorrectly. Maybe you sometimes look
at another kid and think, I wish Laszlo
were like that so his life would be better. I
would sometimes look at another kid who
was more outgoing and social and think,
Joel would be happier if he were more like
that. And my life would be easier if I didnt
have to drag him to parties, talk him
through his fears and try to get him to ask
for his own balloon. I was starting to be
very glad I had Laszlo.
I knew one person who rarely lied, so I
I L L U S T R AT I O N B Y T O M A S Z W A L E N TA F O R T I M E
what it would be like to have a different kid. There was Livia, from my sons
preschool class, who at 3 could read, write,
paint pastorals and kick me out of the
classroom after I dropped Laszlo off by
cheerfully saying See ya later! while
not-so-subtly opening the door. There was
Goldie, who while making bead necklaces
on a table at preschool sifted out wisdom
to me in the style of an excitable, blowsy
Boca Raton divorce. Although I dont
think its legally binding, Im pretty sure I
agreed to buy a timeshare from her.
These feelings about hypothetical alternate realities make total sense to me. I
would have completely loved whatever kid
I got exactly as much, so it would be better
to pour myself into the most genetically
3G to 4G.
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does his wife.
They make me
smile, he says.
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