Satirical news article about the crash of Norwegian Flight 666.
This short piece of fiction was written to highlight the current problems with pilot contracts at Norwegian Air Shuttle.
Satirical news article about the crash of Norwegian Flight 666.
This short piece of fiction was written to highlight the current problems with pilot contracts at Norwegian Air Shuttle.
Satirical news article about the crash of Norwegian Flight 666.
This short piece of fiction was written to highlight the current problems with pilot contracts at Norwegian Air Shuttle.
Fremtiden Nyhet Initial Report into Crash of Norwegian Flight DY666
mountains that rise steeply towards the start of
this approach. Although they received a warning from the aircraft Ground Proximity Warning System and carried out the correct procedures that all pilots learn and practice in the simulator, the performance of the aircraft was not enough to clear the terrain and the aircraft impacted the side of the mountain, 200 feet blow the summit, at a speed of 208 knots (385 kph), destroying the aircraft and killing all 173 people on board, including the crew of 6. Investigators were quick to point out that, although the pilots made a fatal error, it would appear that other factors played a major role in causing them to make this mistake.
It would appear from playback of the cockpit
voice recorder and evidence given by the friends Investigators have today released their initial and family of the 2 pilots, that both men were report into the crash of Norwegian flight under considerable stress on the days leading up DY666 which crashed the hills to the north of to the fateful flight. Malaga, Spain, shortly before it was due to Captain Pressure, who was supplied to land having taken off just over 4 hours Norwegian as a 'contractor' from the agency previously from Oslo's Gardemoen Airport. PERK, had been told that he would need to sign The Boeing 737-800 aircraft was flown by a new contract, with a new agency, from the Captain Max Pressure, with over 17,000hrs of beginning of 2016. It would appear that he could flying experience, including over 10,000hrs find out very little about this company and on the 737, and Senior First Officer Justin hadn't yet been informed about the exact details, Fromryanur, with 2600hrs on the 737 and terms & conditions of this contract, even though almost 4000hrs of total flying time . he had been given a deadline by which he must From the initial report it would appear to be a sign - or loose his job. His wife, Aire, case of what the industry call 'CFIT' or commented that Max had seemed agitated and Controlled Flight IntoTerrain, caused by pilot distant in the days before the incident. error. At the time of the crash the mountains surrounding Malaga airport were covered in dense clouds so the pilots would have been relying on their instruments to navigate. Tragically, it would appear that the pilots set an incorrect pressure setting on their altimeters which caused them to think that they were higher than they actually were. As the aircraft approached the Instrument Landing System (ILS) guidance for their landing they were already below the
Senior First Officer Fromryanur had, the
previous day, been given notice that the company would be laying him off without pay for 4 months during the winter season. With a recently purchased house and a new baby on the way, this was clearly causing him a high level of anxiety. Justin's girlfriend, Maya, released a statement to say that she was still too upset to comment but that their little boy Bjorn (who never met his father) was born healthy, despite the birth being premature possibly due to the stress and grief caused by her loss.
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Investigators said that they needed to complete
the investigation first, but that they expected the final report to include reccomendations about the risk analysis and monitoring of employment models for airlines.
The Future for Norwegian
Following the crash, the Norwegian share price also plummeted, particularly as the company CEO and mastermind behind the airline, Bjorn Kjos, and his wife were amongst those killed in the impact. They were their way to spend a few days relaxing in their holiday villa on the Costa del Sol. Despite the CEO of NAR Es, Mr Kickass Narnia, stepping in to head the company executive for the interim, investors fears have not been diminished and shares were suspended from trading last night with a value of 2NOK. On a slightly positive note, Mr Kjos did sell some 10% of his shares, with a value of just over 20 million, shortly before the accident and so his family's future is looking reasonably secure. As shares were suspended last night, there was a surprise announcement from Dublin. Micheal O'Leary, the CEO of Ryanair said that he was looking at making an offer to shareholders to buy Norwegian in a cash only offer. Whilst we hate to make such a bold move in the wake of this tragedy, there could be a real opportunity here for Ryanair to increase our market share dramatically. There is a synergy between the companies we fly the same type of aircraft and Ryanair actually trained a large proportion of the Norwegian Pilots he announced.
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When asked if jobs at Norwegian would be
preserved he replied that it was impossible to comment at this time, although clearly there would have to be a degree of losses in areas where job overlap occurred. He added we will still need crew to operate the aircraft though, so maybe we can do a deal with the various companies employing them, that are not actually part of the Norwegian Group, and rent their crew. Ryanair currently operate in a similar way, employing their crew through the Isle of Man offices of Seychelles based 'Snakefield Aviation Services'. The full crash investigation report is due to be published in April. By Unbey Leevable Aviation Correspondant