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T HE SE X T R O L O GY O F R EL AT ION SHIP S
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Aries Man + Aries Man the unspoken 6 Aries Woman + Scorpio Man the rite 46
Aries Woman + Aries Woman the urge 7 Aries Man + Scorpio Man the rub 48
Aries Woman + Scorpio Woman the rush 49
Aries + Taurus
Aries Man + Taurus Woman the classic 8
Aries + Sagittarius
Aries Man + Sagittarius Woman the escapade 50
Aries Woman + Taurus Man the counterpoint 10
Aries Woman + Sagittarius Man the élan 52
Aries Man + Taurus Man the clash 12
Aries Man + Sagittarius Man the extreme 54
Aries Woman + Taurus Woman the crush 13
Aries Woman + Sagittarius Woman the event 55
Aries + Virgo
Aries Man + Virgo Woman the puzzle 32 Taurus + Taurus
Aries Woman + Virgo Man the pact 34 Taurus Man + Taurus Woman the front 74
Aries Man + Virgo Man the plot 36 Taurus Man + Taurus Man the freehold 76
Aries Woman + Virgo Woman the project 37 Taurus Woman + Taurus Woman the fold 77
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Taurus Man + Libra Woman the beauty 102 Gemini Woman + Leo Woman the blast 153
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Cancer Man + Leo Woman the fealty 200 Leo Woman + Leo Woman the panacea 251
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Scorpio + Capricorn
Scorpio Man + Capricorn Woman the complex 378
Capricorn + Capricorn
Capricorn Man + Capricorn Woman the view 418
Scorpio Woman + Capricorn Man the context 380
Capricorn Man + Capricorn Man the vault 420
Scorpio Man + Capricorn Man the council 382
Capricorn Woman + Capricorn Woman the vogue 421
Scorpio Woman + Capricorn Woman the control 383
Capricorn + Aquarius
Scorpio + Aquarius Capricorn Man + Aquarius Woman the hotbed 422
Scorpio Man + Aquarius Woman the advantage 384
Capricorn Woman + Aquarius Man the hold 424
Scorpio Woman + Aquarius Man the accolade 386
Capricorn Man + Aquarius Man the hitch 426
Scorpio Man + Aquarius Man the antithesis 388
Capricorn Woman + Aquarius Woman the hamper 427
Scorpio Woman + Aquarius Woman the accident 389
Capricorn + Pisces
Scorpio + Pisces Capricorn Man + Pisces Woman the choice 428
Scorpio Man + Pisces Woman the issue 390 Capricorn Woman + Pisces Man the check 430
Scorpio Woman + Pisces Man the installation 392 Capricorn Man + Pisces Man the cheek 432
Scorpio Man + Pisces Man the insinuation 394 Capricorn Woman + Pisces Woman the chic 433
Scorpio Woman + Pisces Woman the isostasy 395
Aquarius + Aquarius
Sagittarius + Sagittarius Aquarius Man + Aquarius Woman the humanity 434
Sagittarius Man + Sagittarius Woman the olympics 396 Aquarius Man + Aquarius Man the heights 436
Sagittarius Man + Sagittarius Man the optimum 398 Aquarius Woman + Aquarius Woman the hollow 437
Sagittarius Woman + Sagittarius Woman the open 399
Aquarius + Pisces
Sagittarius + Capricorn Aquarius Man + Pisces Woman the redress 438
Sagittarius Man + Capricorn Woman the emphasis 400 Aquarius Woman + Pisces Man the reveal 440
Sagittarius Woman + Capricorn Man the emergency 402 Aquarius Man + Pisces Man the resonance 442
Sagittarius Man + Capricorn Man the extremity 404 Aquarius Woman + Pisces Woman the reel 443
Sagittarius Woman + Capricorn Woman the exemption 405
Sagittarius + Pisces
Sagittarius Man + Pisces Woman the resistance 412
Sagittarius Woman + Pisces Man the reliance 414
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With our first book, Sextrology, subtitled The Astrology of Sex and the Sexes, we put forth the notion that
men and women of the same sign were actually quite different from one another, and focused, thus,
on the twenty-four gender signs in the zodiac, outlining in considerable detail each one’s archetypal,
psychological, emotional, physical, and sexual natures, managing to break new ground in the field of
this starry science, even within the parameters of sun-sign analysis. And though our beloved readers
have expressed untold appreciation for the material we laid down in that “red bible,” as many have
called Sextrology, there was an almost immediate outcry for more information on, and insight into,
specific relationships, something we touched upon only briefly, in encapsulated form, at the end of
each of Sextrology’s chapters. Indeed, many a reader considered these relationship blurbs as “coming
attractions,” of sorts, presaging a second book, which wasn’t our original intention. Actually, the
second book we had in mind was one that explained the practicality of our original astrological
philosophy, something we have employed in our private consultations and long hinted at in our live
appearances (pin in that one for the time being).
Naturally, the last thing we wanted to do was ignore the requests of our rabid readers, and so
the concept for Cosmic Coupling was born. Though this book takes the 24 characters in Sextrology and
combines them with one another into every possible relationship, gay and straight, Cosmic Coupling
stands very much on its own. There are 300 possible relationship pairings in the zodiac, 144 hetero-
sexual, and 156 gay and lesbian couples, 78 each. We therefore envisoned and proposed a 600-page
book, a two-page spread per combination; but the powers that be thought that was too unwieldy a
tome, and so our gay and lesbian friends, of which we have innumerable, were given one page each.
But fear not. We did our damnedest to hit all the same marks in those chapters as in the straight
ones. And who knows, maybe our gay readers will have their own Starsky + Cox book one day and
N end up getting the lion’s share of attention after all. Anyway, herein, all the chapters are necessarily
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the jollies
CHEMISTRY
Gemini has never encountered a more receptive girl than the Aquarian. She is warm and open, even
to his silly pickup lines, laughing gaily at his jokes, and returning his quips. He sees this creature,
infamously lit from within, who seems to have nary a mean-spirited bone in her body. Indeed,
Aquarius is fun loving and she, of all women, is attracted to Gemini’s prankish demeanor, just as
she is sent shivers by his signature mischievous smile and eyes. Aquarius is big “into energy,” while
good looks don’t hurt, either. Gemini man is a force of nature— an electrical storm wrapped in a
comely, typically compact package. Aquarius lives her life as in an eternal childhood— this girl, more
than any, just wants to kick up her heels. Gemini strikes her as the kind of guy who would not only
applaud her running away to join the circus but also tag right along with her. More than anything, it’s
a pal, a playmate, that Gemini seeks for a long-term relationship. In the Aquarius he envisions some-
one with whom he can share his whole life, not just intersect with this point or that. He is, in effect,
looking for his female twin. With him, the Waterbearer feels certain she’s found true romance. She
often has had her fair share of jaded guys— so Gemini can be a real breath of fresh air.
C O MPATIBILIT Y
Aquarius is typically attracted to off-the-grid guys, which sees her landing some real losers. The
Twins is a streetwise character who enjoys bucking the system, if not mainstream society, in his
own harmless ways, but he’s rarely a misanthrope. He may be a biker, but he’ll still have a bankroll.
And he prides himself on providing for his lady, even if she’s the one trailing a fortune. Though a
creature of habit in many ways, Gemini likes to try new things, within reach— restaurants, vaca-
tion spots, sports, and so on. Aquarius will be right by his side. She is game even if she hasn’t got
it (she can be gawky). Aquarius rules Gemini’s cosmic 9th house of aspirations, particularly those
relating to cultural exposure, travel, and otherwise expanding one’s mind via experience. Indeed, the
Waterbearer helps to lift Gemini outside his usual Habitrail, not only opening his mind to diverse
influences but helping him shift beyond his garden gate, extended family, and dusty cadre of cronies.
There is a shamanistic quality to the 9th house, and quirky Aquarius will support Gemini, especially
in his most far-out spiritual or intellectual vision quests. Gemini has great power of positive thinking,
N which often goes untapped. Aquarius helps him plug into it. In turn, Gemini governs Aquarius’ 5th
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CARNALIT Y
Aquarius can’t seem to get enough of her Gemini man. He’s the king of the quickies, and she, too,
learns to enjoy a lot of little sex rather than infrequent major freak sessions. She tends to be kinkier
than he is, but so long as she keeps that slightly under wraps, he’s happy to indulge her in the privacy
of their own love shack. She would even do well to feign never having explored her wackier fantasies
until meeting the Gemini man, making him feel worthy of her trust. At the very least she should
play down past experiences. Gemini has a dual madonna-whore dynamic going on with women. He
likes to think he’s getting the former and creating the latter. For Waterbearers seeking advice: What
Gemini doesn’t know will never kill him. But it’s hard for this fellow, whose sign motto is “I think,”
to get images out of his head. Not that he’s so vanilla flavored. For starters, he will easily indulge
in a bit of bondage. All Geminis fancy themselves swashbuckling pirates so he may enjoy putting
his Aquarian wench in irons. Teasing activities and mind games are always fun for the Twins, so
blindfolding the Waterbearer and taking her by myriad surprises puts an extra twinkle in his eye,
while preventing getting any tinkle in hers. Look, once you let loose the rude-boy side of Gemini’s
persona, there is no limit to what he’ll get up to. And no woman is more likely to go with it than
she. A too hardcore edge notwithstanding, sex for these two thrives on variety. That means forever
trying new positions, rooms, and pieces of furniture. Shagging in offbeat public places, too— taxis,
elevators, trains, all such clichés are anything but for these excitement addicts. Aquarius likes to bring
out the animal in Gemini, who can be measured, and actually quite artful, in his sexual style. Most
women never quite unleash the beast the way the Waterbearer intends to. She is an unsqueamish char-
acter and will rarely blink at swallowing, say, or using her mouth in places the sun doesn’t shine. If
anything, he will get grossed out for her. He can be a real clean freak, and odors, to his mind, should
be kept to a minimum. He also likes a tidy workspace, meaning Aquarius will want to invest in some
serious bushwhacking. Gemini has something of a sanitized vision of nookie; and, sexist though it
may sound, the closer a woman resembles some airbrushed bunny from the pages of his favorite
magazines, the better. Aquarius does enjoy costuming and here she has fun with that fact. Besides,
she’s been wondering where to wear her rainbow legwarmers with her purple platform stilettos and
crotchless chartreuse bodysuit. Gemini appreciates any efforts made to fulfill his fantasies, and we
can’t think of any lady who’s more willing to accept the challenge. If anything, he will struggle to
come up with new ideas. N
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the jigger
CHEMISTRY
Of all the would-be love bonds, this is the least categorical. There are so many variables, here, it’s
difficult to solidly outline. But it would seem that these creatures have extreme reactions to one
another. They either repel or completely lose themselves in each other, even from the get-go. The
repel scenario we don’t need to discuss, it’s the other end of the spectrum that holds optimum fasci-
nation, one such word that could also title this chapter. Aquarius can have a mesmerizing effect on
the Gemini, whose mind, she immediately senses, the Waterbearer seeks to control. He has that guru
vibe about him, like the biblical water bearer John the Baptist, and Gemini is susceptible to such a
lone, clear voice in the wilderness she perceives to be the world. Aquarius is the sole fixed-air sign of
the zodiac, air representing thought and the mental plane. For him, ideas are thus solid facts, and he
experiences his opinions as such, quite emphatically. The sign of Gemini is mutable air, recalling a
buzzy barrage of information, which is why Geminis can be at turns flighty and manipulative, like
Tinker Bell, a cartoon version of Eris, the goddess of discord, causing major mischief. So Gemini
becomes the perfect agent for Aquarius’ notions, particularly those he has about her role in his life.
C O MPATIBILIT Y
It is incredibly difficult for Gemini to have her autonomy in this relationship, but this is the very
dynamic to which she can become addicted. Friends may grill her to gauge her happiness, and even
amid varying doses of misery, Gemini, herself, can’t put her finger on what it is that this relation-
ship means to, or provides, her. Aquarius rules Gemini’s cosmic 9th house of the higher mind and
shamanistic visions. And, indeed, the Waterbearer tries to urge the Twins to more elevated ways
(his) of perceiving the world. He is the literal shaman, here, in this combination, seeking to impose
his visions upon her. Now, that can be beneficial, or not. She may indeed better herself via the bond
or become basically brainwashed. Either way, this relationship is a baptism-by-fire for her. It starts
off fast and only becomes more furious. Gemini in turn governs Aquarius’ creative 5th house of love
affairs, all social pleasures, gaming and gambling, among other like attributes. And, as is often the
case, Aquarius treats Gemini like someone with whom he’s having a fling, even if it’s a forever thing,
which can be exciting and romantic, but leave her feeling that depth is missing. He definitely relies
N on her to be his link to the social world, relegating all responsibility on that score. He can feel she’s
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CARNALIT Y
One shudders to think what this couple could get up to. Basically whatever Aquarius can devise.
But erring on this side of decency, we’ll steer clear of images of either or both of them completely
encased in shiny electric blue or yellow latex, hanging from the ceiling like inanimate objects. Suffice
to say, Aquarius’ signature control plays out in the bedroom, in spades. Imagine him, fully dressed,
perhaps in an impeccable suit (for fun, we can picture Christian Bale), unruffled, stoic; and that
Gemini (Natalie Portman?) is prone, completely naked, waiting for her next instruction. Perhaps
she will only be directed to play with herself here and there, this way or that; or to creep over on all
fours and, carefully, avoiding flattening the creases in his trousers, unzip him and just touch it, only
touching, for a specified amount of time, until, that’s enough, gently putting it back in its clothed
cage. Enough until next time. It’s this sort of, well in this case literally, dangling himself before the
Geminian lover that really gets this guru going. And, she can barely believe it; she finds it thrilling,
too, even in its ridiculous frustration. Whereas he won’t get away with this with most women, it’s
the submission of her mind to his will that fuels fantasies he mightn’t even have realized were bang-
ing around that egghead of his. So there is this sort of symbiotic psychoerotic improv going on all
the time, the direction of which neither of them can actually predict. Let’s call it sexual jazz. Typi-
cally it will involve spanking. When this disciplinary man meets the eternally schoolgirlish Gemini
disciple, you can bet on some major paddywacking, a nice red behind rivaling any body part for
stimulating the Aquarian’s libido. The more he withholds affection, the more she craves it, clinging
to him even as they sleep. And when erotic buildup finally leads to the main event (if there is one),
Aquarius reveals his special talents: He knows, as if he sees the math in his head like a giant engi-
neering blueprint, at what height and angle to place his Gemini love toy, positioning her, say, on all
fours, bidding her arch or straighten herself, like a breeder showing off a blue-ribbon winner, so that
when he glides into her it is at the perfect angle for her pleasure especially. (He likes to figure this
stuff out in advance.) And then he will plunge in and out of her such that the full length is felt to
the very tip without it slipping away before it dives in again, making Gemini realize that long strokes
of this skill provoke sensations she’s never before experienced. And this typically well-endowed man
will do this with rhythmic regularity for hours, providing the Twins with countless orgasms, made
all the more powerful by his carefully placed digits on her love button or slightly inside her bum.
And then he speeds it up, begging the question, With Aquarius around, who needs electronic sexual
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the jest
CHEMISTRY
Aquarius is the proverbial ugly duckling who is charmingly unaware that he is the lead swan. Gemini
tends to be tongue-tied (will wonders never cease?) and may go into superjoke mode to break the
tension— his. Now, it’s not accurate to say that all of Gemini’s humor goes over the Waterbearer’s
head, or, more precisely, under it, but much of it is lost on him. Even famous Aquarian comedians—
Chris Rock, Eddie Izzard— employ a high-minded brand of yuks. Gemini has difficulty connecting,
but it’s worth the effort, as once contact on this level is made with the rather alien Aquarian, a channel
is permanently open and conversation can flow. But months may pass before this happens. Ah, that
awful, delicious feeling of not knowing what to say to your crush. These fellows know it all too well.
C O MPATIBILIT Y
Uranus, which rules Aquarius, is said to be a higher vibration of Mercury, Gemini’s governing orb.
Both planets are about communication, universally and immediately, respectively. Indeed, Aquarius
is concerned with ideas that affect people ubiquitously, while Gemini is focused on how information
shakes down to him and his intimates. Teaching each other the benefit of taking the opposing view
is a growth experience for both guys. Gemini may feel the Aquarius is hard to reach, that he doesn’t
express affection. And it’s true, the Waterbearer tends to divest emotion generally, feeling for the
world more noticeably than for any one individual, while Gemini is fairly Machiavellian and has
that mob mentality of only taking care of one’s own. Seems like a problem until they realize that
they have very defined roles, in life and in their relationship, and they do declare, “Vive la différence.”
CARNALIT Y
Like all bonds of this sign combination, there are definitely some kinks to be worked out and folded
in. Both fellows are fairly versatile, so, on any given night, they can flip a coin to decide who’s flip-
ping over. Oral sex is the most popular item on the menu. And, both being hygienic creatures, they
like to get squeaky clean, giving them license to rim and otherwise use their gobs who knows where.
Aquarius is happy swallowing, while Gemini prefers a good facial now and again. Often, the Water-
bearer has his fetishes, which usually involve being the object of worship. He might enjoy his Gemini
boy groveling at his feet, for instance, or having the Twins make gag or whimper sounds while blow-
ing him. There are any number of possible quirks in Aquarian’s sexuality, these being just possible
examples. Gemini can go along with anything, so long as it’s not too weird or intense. He keeps one
N foot on solid sexual ground, uttering his safe word before others would, lest the joke be on him.
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the jamboree
CHEMISTRY
In guessing people’s signs, Gemini and Aquarius women are often mistaken for the other. They are
typically bouncy little babes with round, kewpie-doll features. Even when they’re lanky supermod-
els, they have childlike faces, voices, and demeanors. These femmes make fast friends, immediately
bonding, both being outgoing and endowed with a motormouth. They are touchy-feely and Gemini,
especially, senses the electricity between them. Aquarius can be hard to read when it comes to sexual
interest. Yet at the same time, it’s nearly possible to offend her: Gemini will work herself into a
frenzy to make the first move, only for the Waterbearer to accept or decline her affections with
equally steady emotion. Funny that Gemini female trips over herself to please the easy Aquarian.
C O MPATIBILIT Y
In truth, the Twins needs constant reassurance of the importance of her love bond. But Aquarius
is loath to overanalyze for fear of destroying the unspoken beauty. So Gemini needs to chill and
Aquarius needs to pipe up with appreciative nods. Otherwise, these two tend to enjoy a breezy time
of it. In some ways, each gives the other license to revel in her arrested development. There is a real
love of lowbrow culture, kitsch, and cartoons and their home tends to be filled with tchotchkes. They
are an intensely social pair, sharing an extended family of friends, constantly to’ing and fro’ing, or
taking group trips, typically, to exotic places where one can live on a shoestring. In the end, despite
her natural distancing from emotions, Aquarius is the mother figure within the relationship and her
community. Gemini dotes on her as a lady who speaks her mind and whom one must never cross.
CARNALIT Y
As emotionally needy as Gemini may be, Aquarius’ sexual requirements are heavy. And she has a
built-in radar for really knowing if a lover is into her, or divesting feelings or body parts elsewhere.
Aquarius can’t abide it. Cuddling is never enough. She must be valued as a sexual persona and given
vivid demonstration on that score. Gemini can feel overwhelmed at first by Aquarius’ outsized libido
and the Waterbearer’s no-holds-barred approach to getting it on. Sex with Aquarius is not for the
squeamish, as she gives a lover a thorough working over and expects the same in return. No beating
around the bush, pun intended, Aquarius requires major penetration, and she goes for girth over
length when it comes to toys. With Gemini, sex is equal parts kinky and romantic, bondage and
bouquets. Gemini will typically play the more submissive role, here, and the Aquarius mistress might
make her into quite the obedient servant whom she nonetheless treats as a most prized possession. N
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Cosmic Coupling
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