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Q: Why are sexually perverted space aliens attracted to
catfish?
A: They have so much in common both are slimy, gray,
mean, and ugly.
Were catfish abducted by space aliens and transported to
foreign continents? You decide.

Catfish first appear in the Campanian fossils of South

America. In less than 18 million years, these mostly
freshwater fish had become established all over the world.
Catfish fossils are found in North America, Spain, Africa,
and in India before the extinction of the dinosaurs. What's
remarkable is that all these continents were isolated from
each other by large oceans during this time. A few catfish
are tolerable to brackish or marine waters. It is possible that
they traversed the oceans to all continents. If true, they
quickly adapted to freshwater, for the Mesozoic catfish of
India appear to have been freshwater fish. India was in the
middle of the ocean at this time, halfway between Asia and
Madagascar, hence entirely isolated from non-native
freshwater fish migrations.[1]
The probability that catfish ventured outside the lakes
and rivers of South America, into the ocean, even beyond the
continental shelves into the deep ocean, and subsequently
adapted again to freshwater on all continents, finally loosing
their saltwater tolerance on nearly a worldwide basis, and
accomplishing all this in just the last two phases of the
THIS SECTION: Cretaceous, while other fresh water fish have not been able to
do the same the odds of this happening are not too far from
ALIEN
ABDUCTION IN the odds a skeptic would give extraterrestrial transport.
THE FOSSIL
RECORD

For freshwater fish, obstacles such as mountains, deserts,

and climate can slow the spread of their range, but do not
prohibit their geographic expansion indefinitely. According
to Darlington, "The only barriers that are fully effective
against freshwater fishes seem to be those of salt water."[2]
Perhaps the best example of this is the Australian continent
and its subsidiaries, New Guinea and New Zealand.
Although these locations do contain aboriginal freshwater
fishes, they are generally of a type not found elsewhere. One
exception occurs in the genus Scleropages, which is found in
both Australia and on the Asian mainland. Darlington

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writes,

Whether Scleropages reached Australia through river

systems, over ancient land connection, or partly
through the sea I shall not try to say.[3]

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River systems or land connection is very improbable, since if

such a situation existed, more than just one genus would have
crossed from Asia into Australia because massive
Ancient Christian texts say migrations of many species occur when land bridges are
that angels abducted
formed.
humans and animals to
have relations with them.

There is also a British fish in Africa. The freshwater

fish Clupisudis is known from the Eocene of Britain, but is
found also in Africa.[4] The fact that the Straits of Gibraltar,
which separate Europe from Africa, were at one time a wide
ocean in the not-so-distant past complicates any supposed
terrestrial connection, and may indicate some paranormal or
extraterrestrial source of transportation was involved.
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The creationist narrative in Genesis 1 is contradicted by

many ancient Christian texts. Instead of an Almighty
Creator God, ancient Christian texts espouse that the
universe is born from blind arrogance and stupidity. The
angels caused evolution to occur from species to species.
There are many gods, (or aliens?), and the Christian God is
just one among them. Satan the Devil writes scripture, and
thus the Bible was polluted with Genesis 1. Archaeology and
modern scholarship demonstrate that Genesis is indeed
corrupted. Cavemen walk with Adam and Eve. Esoteric
prophecies reveal the coming of Christ, and also reveal the
dark forces that govern the cosmos. Such are the ancient
Christian writings.
Science vindicates the truth of these ideas. Evolution often
happens too fast for Darwins theory. Gaps in the fossil
record indicate that some kind of unnatural force acts
together with natural selection. Astrobiology reveals that
intelligent life probably evolved long before us. The fossil
record reveals strange clues that aliens abducted species and
transported them across oceans, and that DNA from diverse
lineages was combined to spawn hybrid species. Evidently,
aliens influence evolution, and they are the gods of the
worlds religions.
This is not fiction. All these facts are thoroughly documented
in the links above.

[1] Cione, Alberto L; Prasad, G V R. The Oldest Known Catfish (Teleostei:Siluriformes) from Asia
(India, Late Cretaceous). 2002, Journal of Paleontology 76(1), p 190-193

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[2] Darlington, Philip J Jr. Zoogeography: The Geographical Distribution of Animals. 1957, John
Wiley & Sons, New York, NY, p 79
[3] Darlington, Philip J Jr. ibid, p 52
[4] Darlington, Philip J Jr. ibid, p 52

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