The Real Colins Dictionary

By Colin
A is an exclamation. Example of usage: A! A! Are you looking at my
girl! Im gonna glass you!
B is a small insect that can sting you if you try to wave it away from
your pint.
C is where you go to relax to have a pint.
D is the name of a local Merseyside river, which has a beach for you
to relax and have a pint.
E is an exclamation of disgust. Example of usage: Eeee! You slept
with that fat get after only a couple of pints? It can also be used to
mean he.
F is a verb, used in the form F off, meaning to kindly remove
yourself from my field of view, or alternatively, Leave my pint
alone!.
G is little used, but is an expression of despair, as in Gee, I wish I
was on the beach having a pint.
H is similarly little used, but appears in the phrase E H U, when
expressing the fact that a certain somebody in the pub somewhat
dislikes the person you are talking to.
I is both a first person singular subject pronoun, and also an
affirmative. Example usage: [Speaker A]: Are you having a pint?
[Speaker B] I.
J is some sort of bird, but it can also be a replacement for they, if
youve had too many pints.
K is short for OK (which is already an abbreviation) and is used by
people who are either very slow or have had too many pints.
L is used for hell. Example usage: Bloody L, who stole my pint?
M is short for them. Example usage: Went to the pub today and
they had 12 guest ales on, so I had M all.
N is usually used in conjunction with E1. Example usage: (In the
pub) Ive been here 15 minutes! Is there NE1 serving?
O is a pretend exclamation for when someone reminds you its your
round, but you pretend that youve forgotten your bank card.

P is what you go for every twenty minutes or so after having a few

pints.
Q is a verb, and is what you do at the bar whilst waiting to order a
pint.
R is usually used in conjunction with A to express anger or
disappointment. Example of usage: RA, why are you serving him? I
was here first!
S is an affirmative, for people who have had too many pints.
Example usage: Have you finished with that pint? S, love.
T is a drink to cure hangovers after a night out.
U is a second person singular pronoun. Example usage: Are U
looking at my pint? Im gonna glass U!
V is used in conjunction with U (as in UV). Example usage: I cant
go to the beach today for a pint, because the doctor said I should
stay out of the UV.
W is what you say when you are talking to someone after too many
pints, and you see two of everything.
X is the person you phone or send text messages to after a few
pints.
Y is what you ask yourself when you wake up after too many pints.
Z is the name of the car that comes to pick you up after having a
polite discussion with someone in the pub.