This guide is horribly outdated by now.

The app has since been updated so even a

monkey can understand it, so give it a shot.
--Hey, /a/. Bored? Want to listen to animu characters talk, rub their heads, and g
ive them cows? If you have a smart phone, try out (Short for Wife Collection) on i
Phone and Android.
List of characters:
http://yomecolle.jp/
https://market.android.com/details?id=jp.yomecolle
Mind you, you may have to use a Japanese proxy or a market region switching app
to be able to install it from your phone. Try Market Unlocker.
Uploaded version 2.3.3 (Oct 2012) http://www.mediafire.com/?8g283w1ixug2bga
But really, you should download it from the store since it periodically forces u
pdates on you.
Registration:
First blank is for your nickname. Your characters will use this in text conversa
tions, so use your name if you want to feel less (more?) ronery.
Second is for referrals. If you use someone's ID, you'll both(?) unlock a green
card for a character. If this guide is helpful to you and there's nobody else as
king you to use theirs, 9UR5DK is mine.
So Yomekore has animu characters from several popular series such as Steins;Gate
, Madoka, Denpa Onna, and Railgun. All of the lines are new and tailored to talk
ing with lonely people like you. The cards themselves are either screencaps from
the series or from official art.
After downloading a "wife", you interact with her (him for Okabe...or it for Kyu
ubey) though conversations (3 max per card, recharges every two hours), rubbing
her head (7 affection gains with an hour recharge), and talking to her through t
ext input (three per hour) to raise affection points. There is also an alarm fun
ction that allows you to select the voice clip you want to play at a certain tim
e (with affection, once per card per day). Some cards even have a kiss and photo
overlay option. You unlock new voices within cards by accumulating affection po
ints and you're ranked with Moonlanders based on how many you have. Fight to def
end your loyalty to your waifu.
Note: For cards with less than three voice clips (or if you're just lazy), you c
an use the random voice button (second from the left) three times and still have
affection gains despite reusing clips.
Setting alarms:
Alarm On/Off
Alarm time
Voice clip to use (Default is random)
One-time alarm or set a schedule
Alarm volume
Vibrate
Snooze On/Off
Snooze duration
Twitter notification (what)
The button on the left sets the alarm and the right one cancels.
Note: You may need to leave the program open in the background for the alarm to

activate.
As you level up through affection gain, you may obtain gifts, more character slo
ts, and/or coins. Coins are important in that you use 50 of them to unlock new c
ards with voices. More advanced cards come in multiple parts (#, changed in a lat
er update), so expect it to take a while if you're not willing to buy more coins
(1 yen per coin). The card with a green button on it can be obtained by referri
ng others to sign up (press it and you'll see your code), so help each other out
and save 50 coins. Gifts are used to raise affection points in higher rates tha
n the average methods.
You obtain 10 coins every two level ups and 50 for every 6 consecutive days you
log in. You will receive an additional slot for a character every 10 levels, tho
ugh you may want to limit yourself given how time consuming it may become.
The second button from the left on the main screen lists rankings.
From top to bottom:
User ranking (overall)
User ranking (based on wife)
Wife ranking
User-uploaded photos
Search for user
Favorite users
Recent history - Lists those who have given you a gift. Giving someone a gift th
at's in their wishlist allows you to do another daily gacha drawing.
Third tab is for buying coins. Self-explanatory.
Fourth tab is settings.
Change nickname
Referral ID
Twitter ID registration (link to a twitter account for profile picture/contest e
ligibility)
User account settings (set/change passwords, see user ID. SAVE THESE SOMEWHERE.
They are the only way to log back into your account if you change phones or fact
ory reset.)
Enable/Disable status screen and rumble notifications when news is received
Notifications
And the rest are pretty useless.
-----Other Android apps of note:
Pocket Tissue Simulator, which is basically simulating a vagina.
http://www.mediafire.com/?sm79p5dy4sh3zd9
Mogu Mogu Yuna-chan (Feed her things)
http://www.mediafire.com/?b2b5c6h40doi0g7
Madoka Magica Analysis Book:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.co.sansaibooks.madokamagika.mcb
ook
http://www.mediafire.com/?1qa56xrqr2p4cp6
Homura TPS (paid app, so it's actually pretty good):
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.co.fwinc.madomagihomuraTPS
http://www.mediafire.com/?6wlz476djs9riwo

Mami TPS
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.co.fwinc.madomagimamiTPS
http://www.mediafire.com/?8967hazqzkb9d9d
Kyoko and Sayaka TPS
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.co.fwinc.madomagisayakyoTPS
http://www.mediafire.com/?9np2of1zcy7p4rf
Madoka iP (Watch Madoka fidget around in smooth animation and rub her head. Also
comes with an alarm and calendar function).
https://market.android.com/details?id=com.namcobandaigames.banadroid.madomagi_ip
http://www.mediafire.com/?w8nndkeq6y3hp4a
1.06 - Fixes a twitter security vulnerability
http://www.mediafire.com/?l3d3vddq3657jas
Mami's Tiro Finale game (Now with Homura and Ophelia)
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.namcobandaigames.NBGI0080
http://www.mediafire.com/?rsc4dr46bhubsvg
VNDS (Plays Onscripter games like Tsukihime):
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=nl.weeaboo.android.vnds
http://www.mediafire.com/?zrjlvlc08m80ikh
Kill Me Baby Alarm:
http://www.mediafire.com/?tsf18bcbblpdw9w
Ika Musume AR Application:
http://www.mediafire.com/?daz8966b6j7b8p6
Haganai iP
http://www.mediafire.com/?jugu2zcm9c8vsti
Ore no Imouto iP:
http://www.mediafire.com/?90ql8ixpzv84cey
TB
http://www.mediafire.com/?yq90lbvmu4kh8kc
Moe-yu (Bathing with Asumi Kana voiced character, loads of voice clips)
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.co.a_tm.moeyu
http://www.mediafire.com/?7zm39mq4agv18cb
Lewd. Comes with a save.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.wani.talkin2
http://www.mediafire.com/?v6qvd6twyck3q4w
Dreamclock DLC save:
http://www.mediafire.com/?akk31dyd2yt84ap
Hyperdimension Neptune Live2D (Comes with a "save" to unlock DLC):
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.co.ideaf.neptune.nepkamijigenap
p
http://www.mediafire.com/?imt3jzrzcbbo7gg
>2012
>Not changing your phone locale to Japan like you do with your computer
(Allows for proper Moonrune font display in flash windows)
MoreLocale2
Use a QR code generator such as http://qrcode.kaywa.com/ for quick phone access.