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SPOTLIGHT
Attrition, layoffs
Lincoln’s birthday card makes the rounds
By Dan Alexander
to cut 60 positions
Staf f Writer More job cuts in future can’t be
Hallmark doesn’t sell birthday ruled out, administrators say
cards for 200-year-olds, so one
intrepid artist had to come up with By Nicole Friedman for Facilities Management Stephen
her own medium to wish Abraham Senior Staf f Writer Maiorisi said he was “pretty sure”
Lincoln a happy bicentennial. facilities jobs would be among
A “birthday card” for Lincoln The University will eliminate about those cut.
making its way on a nationwide 60 staff positions by July, as many as Facilities is looking at “what the
tour is at the Warwick Mall — one half of which may require layoffs. appropriate staffing level would
of nine stops before it reaches “At least 30 to 35” of the cuts will need to be” in its Planning, Design
its tenth and final destination at eliminate currently vacant positions, and Construction Office, now that
the rededication ceremony at the but the rest will be made through the University is cutting back on
Lincoln Memorial on May 30. layoffs, said Beppie Huidekoper, capital projects, Maiorisi said.
The card will remain in War- executive vice president for finance There are about 30 employees on
wick until March 7. and administration. that staff, he added.
Created by artist Wendy Allen, The positions, which will be cut None of the layoffs are of union
the birthday card is composed of by the end of June, were identified personnel, according to Sarno. “If
four six-by-four-feet fabric panels Dan Alexander / Herald by senior administrators and then and when layoffs become neces-
for people to sign, wishing Lin- Artist Wendy Allen, who designed Abraham Lincoln’s 200th birth- reviewed and approved by Presi- sary of union staff,” he said, they
coln a happy 200th. A banner run- day card, has painted 250 portraits of the 16th president. dent Ruth Simmons, Provost David would be made in accordance with
ning across the top of the panels traits in the last 28 years. Lincoln, it’s not work.” Kertzer ’69 P’95 P’98 and the Cor- the University’s collective bargain-
says, “Happy Birthday, President She paints almost nothing else. Allen’s eyes light up and she poration. Though all the employees ing agreements.
Lincoln” and is signed, “from the She has tried a few landscapes, gesticulates excitedly when she who will be laid off this year have The University has union con-
People,” followed by the year. animals and family portraits but talks about Lincoln. “It’s not really been identified, University officials tracts with some employees of
Portraits Allen painted of the doesn’t seem to enjoy them as any part of him or his face” that inter viewed by The Herald said Dining Ser vices, Facilities, the
president rest on easels next to much. make her want to paint the former they did not know when affected Department of Public Safety and
the panels. Though there are only “They are horrible,” she president over and over. It’s “what staffers would be told. the libraries.
four on display at the mall, Allen said. “It’s just not nearly as fun. Administrators are “taking the Simmons first said job cuts
has painted over 250 Lincoln por- It seems like work. When I paint continued on page 3 time” to make sure they “have were on the way in an e-mail to the
enough information” about sever- Brown community after the Corpo-
ance pay and benefits before tell- ration’s meeting last month. Since

Novelist reads to intimate crowd

By Ben Hyman
Ar ts & Culture Editor
Yesterday afternoon, the small
crowd that showed up for a read-
ing by Australian novelist Peter
Carey in Salomon 101 was treated
to a look inside two of the writer’s
books with intersecting themes,
published fourteen years apart.
Carey, one of only two writers
to win the Booker Prize twice,
read first from 1994’s “The Un-
usual Life of Tristan Smith” and
from his most recent novel, 2008’s
“His Illegal Self.” Even in brief pas-
sages from the two works, some of
Carey’s prevailing concerns — per-
formance and fakery, mother-son
relationships and his native Aus-
tralia — proved their continuing
importance to his work.
Before launching into a well-
paced and strikingly rhythmic
reading of the opening pages of
“Tristan Smith,” Carey offered
the hope that the combination of
the two novels wouldn’t be “too
chaotic.”
The books dovetailed well.
“Tristan Smith” begins with a
powerfully realized description of
the title character’s birth and his
mother’s confrontation with his
physical deformities. Set in Efica,
an imagined country dominated by
the hegemonic nation of Voorstand,
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ing employees they will be laid off,
Simmons said Tuesday.
But with the University need-
ing to cut up to $90 million from
projected spending over the next
five years, this year’s job cuts may
not be the last. The administrators
inter viewed this week said they
could not rule out the possibility of
more layoffs in coming years.
Brown is “not targeting certain
areas or departments” for the cur-
rent round of layoffs, Director of
Labor Relations Joe Sarno ’91 said.
Administrators offered few specif-
ics on which jobs or departments
will be affected. But Vice President
then, Sarno said, “We have received
questions about particular positions
that may or may not be cut.”
“People are anxious, under-
standably so,” he said.
Support after layoffs
All laid-off employees will be
given severance packages, Sarno
said, and administrators said they
hope to find other positions within
the University for as many termi-
nated employees as possible.
The University has not decided
what severance packages will in-
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Future unclear for closed Roba Dolce

By Amy Chen
Contributing Writer
A “For Rent” sign hangs on the
locked door of Thayer Street’s now-
defunct Italian cafe Roba Dolce,
which closed last month after the
eviction of owner Nino DeMartino.
Two weeks after the closure, the
cafe’s future remains uncertain.
In a telephone inter view, De-
Martino said the possibility of re-
suming business in the 900-square-
foot space is “ver y, ver y small.”
Kim Perley / Herald File Photo The cause of the eviction, filed
The building that once housed the Italian gelateria is now “For Rent.” on Feb. 16 in Rhode Island’s Sixth
inside
District Court, was negligence of
four months of rental payments.
“What happened is not inten-
tionally done,” DeMartino said.
“It happened because of circum-
stances.”
A representative from the prop-
erty’s landlord, New York-based
real estate company Stonehenge
Partners, Inc., declined to com-
ment on the eviction or the current
status of the property.
Starting last November, DeMar-
tino said he saw a dramatic decline
in the cafe’s profit.
“The money wouldn’t come in
anymore,” he said. “The drop in
revenues was about 23 percent.”
Still, DeMartino said he hoped
the business would recuperate.
He tried to introduce new items
to the menu and hoped that the
limited liquor license, which he
attained three weeks prior to the
eviction, would help attract differ-
ent crowds.
But these efforts came too late,
he said.
DeMar tino and his par tner,
Massimo Battista, had signed a
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C ampus N EWS “What we made was not enough to sustain all the expenses
to operate.” — Nino DeMartino, owner of Cafe Roba Dolce

Budget cuts force layoffs

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clude, he said, but added, “I think
there is an inclination to enhance
the existing policy.”
The University also hopes to
provide transitional career coun-
seling to employees for whom
other positions cannot be found,
Sarno said.
Vice President for Campus Life
and Student Ser vices Margaret
Klawunn said “there would be ar-
rangements to cover benefits for
a period of time.”
Though any number of layoffs
is “too much,” Sarno said, Brown
is “fortunate” to not be doing mass
placing some top-level positions,
Klawunn said.
The of fice’s associate vice
president position, which has been
vacant since July, was the most
senior of several eliminated. The
position’s responsibilities, which
included overseeing the Offices
of Student Life and Residential
Life, were distributed to other
administrators, several of whom
received promotions to reflect
their expanded duties.
Finding ways to “take some-
body who’s in another position
that isn’t needed as much and
move them over” to a more urgent
vacant position has “helped a lot,”
2014. “We don’t want to move pre-
cipitously,” she said, adding that
administrators and committees
“ought to take the time” to deliber-
ate decisions about position and
expenditure cuts.
Many of those decisions will be
made by existing committees, she
said. Other committees may be
newly created and some current
ones will take on new student and
staff representatives.
Simmons told The Herald after
a faculty meeting on Tuesday that
she had just sent out invitations to
potential members of a new com- Frederic Lu / Herald
When consumed in normal quantities, Vitaminwater “will not place a stu-
mittee, though she declined to dent-athlete at risk for testing positive” for banned substances.
give further details because she

layof fs. Some of Brown’s peer
schools have already cut jobs.
Dartmouth, for example, recently
cut 60 staff members and gave 28
others reduced hours. Seventy
more staf f members accepted
retirement offers.
Brown did not offer early re-
tirement packages or buyouts to
employees, Huidekoper said. She
added in an e-mail to The Herald
that “only a few” employees will be
asked to work reduced hours, and
that such a move “is still under
discussion.”
Permanent vacancies
There are currently empty
positions that will be eliminated
throughout the University, includ-
ing in the Office of the President,
the Office of the Dean of the Col-
lege and Human Resources and
Facilities.
Campus life and student ser-
vices, for example, under went a
large-scale reorganization March
1, distributing more duties to
current employees instead of re-
sudoku
Huidekoper said.
Though a hiring freeze for all
staff and administrators has been
in place since November, a new
Vacancy Review Committee of top
administrators reviews requests
for hires and approves those it
deems absolutely necessar y. All
requests from public safety, as
well as positions having to do
with student health, have been
approved, Huidekoper said. Hir-
ing requests for grant-supported
research have also been approved,
she said.
Among other hires that have
been approved are a second-shift
custodian for Pembroke campus
residence halls and a temporary
administrative assistant for the
Sarah Doyle Women’s Center.
Future cuts
Though Simmons said the Uni-
versity is currently focusing on the
“part of it that we need to do by
next academic year,” millions of
dollars in savings will be needed
to achieve a balanced budget by
had yet to hear how the invitations
had been received.
“Since we’ve essentially identi-
fied the cuts for this year, we have
the time to set the apparatus in
place” to determine savings for
future years, she said. “When you
have anything this widespread,
you have to augment your struc-
ture.”
The University anticipates hav-
ing to eliminate more positions
in the future, which Huidekoper
said it hopes to “do as much as
possible” through reorganization
and attrition. But “as it turns out,”
she said, “not a lot of people are
leaving right now.”
“People are holding onto their
jobs,” she said.
The Organizational Review
Committee, which was created
in November to find ways to cut
expenditures, will continue to
search for “redundancies” and
ways to run the University more
efficiently, Sarno said. The com-
mittee is made up of faculty mem-
bers, staff and administrators.
Vitaminwater A-OK,
according to NCAA
By Chelsea Xu
Contributing Writer
Student-athletes concerned over the
presence of trace amounts of NCAA-
banned substances in some flavors
of Vitaminwater can breathe easier
now.
The National Collegiate Athletic
Association released a statement last
month, emphasizing that normal
consumption of the flavored drink
is safe.
“Normal daily consumption of any
of the 13 Vitaminwater varieties will
not place a student-athlete at risk for
testing positive,” the organization said
in the Feb. 11 statement. The NCAA
said “inaccurate” media coverage had
created a misunderstanding.
Three Vitaminwater flavors con-
tain small amounts of “impermissible”
substances so schools cannot provide
the drinks to students, but students
are allowed to buy them on their own
accord, according to the statement.
The Department of Athletics
sent an e-mail to student-athletes
last month, making them aware of
the presence of stimulants in the Vi-
taminwater flavors.
Among the psychoactive com-
pounds found in the Vitaminwater
flavors in question are taurine — also
found in Red Bull — and glucosamine,
which is sometimes used to rebuild
cartilage or heal joints.
But according to the NCAA state-
ment, “An average-sized healthy man
would have to drink ten 20 oz. bottles
of Vitaminwater Energy or Rescue
within several hours of competition”
to be at risk of a positive urine test.
The NCAA could not be reached for
additional comment.
“There was never a ‘ban’ of these
products in the first place,” said Sarah
Fraser, assistant athletic director for
compliance.
Max Lubin ’12, a member of the
men’s water polo team, said Brown
athletes have generally been “indif-
ferent” about the situation.
Still, John Zoppo ’12, a member
of the football team, said student ath-
letes are aware of the rules and are
held responsible for what they con-
sume. “Athletes are randomly tested
a few times a year,” he said.
Just to be safe, Zoppo said, he
bought a pack of another energy
drink, but added that no one he
knows has significantly changed his
or her habits since the warning.

Profit increase fails to

save cafe, owner says
continued from page 1
contract with Roba Dolce Corpora-
tion for up to eight years and took
over the retail store in November
2007. They paid a monthly rent of
money to spend.”
Since he opened the cafe, De-
Mar tino said one of his accom-
plishments was improving busi-
ness from when he took over — in
the first year, he said the cafe saw a

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Peanuts
make limited
comeback
By Alicia Chen
Contributing Writer
Some foods containing peanut butter
have been reintroduced to campus
eateries after a month-long absence
following a massive recall of peanut
products last month.
Brown Dining Services removed
all peanut-containing products on
Jan. 20 “immediately upon learning
of the (Food and Drug Administra-
tion) recall,” wrote Ann Hoffman,
director of administration and hu-
man services for BDS, in an e-mail
to The Herald.
The removal of products was in
response to a series of nationwide
recalls issued by the Peanut Corpo-
ration of America of products it had
processed since the start of 2007
because of possible Salmonella
contamination. From candy to pet
food, thousands of peanut products
are named for recall on the FDA
Web site.
The outbreak has sickened over
500 people and killed eight, accord-
ing to the New York Times.
On Feb. 23, individual serving
packets of Smuckers and Jif peanut
butter returned to dining halls after
Artist helps Lincoln celebrate the big 2-0-0
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he’s come to represent.”
“For me, he’s the first modern
president,” Allen said. “He’s the
soul of America. He made true the
Declaration of Independence,” she
added, in reference to Lincoln’s part
in helping to end slavery.
She has painted Lincoln with
acr ylics and oils, with brushes
and fingers. Some of her paintings
are grey, while others have bright
orange backgrounds and red tints
in Lincoln’s face, like the one she
is working on at the mall.
As people stop by and sign the
card, Allen dips her fingers into
acr ylic paint and gently moves
them across a 48-by-54-inch can-
vas. The portrait is painted from the
right side of Lincoln, slightly more
straight-on than the iconic profile
on the penny.
Some of her paintings look like
Monets and others like van Goghs,
Elaine Henderson, co-producer of
the birthday project, said of Allen’s
work. “But they’re all unmistakably
hers.”
Last year, Allen decided to com-
bine her art with the birthday card
tribute to Lincoln for his bicenten-
nial birthday.
Allen wrote a proposal to the
National Abraham Lincoln Bicen-
tennial Commission, and the or-
ganization endorsed her idea. But
all of the funding — for travelling,
hotels and supplies — came from
her own pocket.
“Money’s tight,” Allen said. “But
we still wanted to go ahead with
it.”
When she first came up with
Certain brands of peanut butter, including Jif, have returned to campus
dining establishments after an FDA recall in January.
the J.M. Smucker Company verified
that these products were not includ-
ed in the recall, Hoffman wrote.
But there are no plans to bring
back any other peanut products
to Brown’s campus in the near fu-
ture.
“We do not know when other
products will return; we won’t do
anything without verification of prod-
uct safety,” Hoffman wrote, adding
the idea, Allen thought she would
display the birthday card in New
York City only. The closest she will
get to New York City is Rochester,
N.Y., one of the 10 stops in a tour
that has grown immensely since it
was first conceptualized.
Warwick got on the small list of
cities that spans from Portland, Ore.
to Tallahassee, Fla. after Allen con-
tacted Sue Stenthouse, Rhode Island
director of community relations.
Stenthouse contacted Warwick
Mall Manager Linda Campbell,
who encouraged Allen to display
the birthday card at the mall.
In the middle of the mall walk-
way, in between Old Navy and Kay
Jewelers, Allen and Henderson sit
with the birthday card panels and
the paintings, listening to the soft
sounds of the mall’s fountains and
the light music playing all day.
Some of the shoppers don’t even
glance at the display and others look
as they walk by.
But some stop. They read the
sign which says that the panels are
a birthday card and that they will be
in Washington at the end of May.
A girl wearing a pink sweatshirt
who barely comes up to her dad’s
waist pauses as she walks by the
panels. After asking if the girl wants
to sign Lincoln’s birthday card, Hen-
derson lets her pick out her favorite
color — orange.
“Put your hand there and I’ll
trace it,” the father tells his daugh-
ter. “See this,” he says pointing at
another traced hand on the panel.
“Put your hand like that.”
When he finished tracing his
daughter’s hand, the father wrote,
“Jada, 2” below the palm.
THE BROWN DAILY HERALD
— Alex Dobrenko ’10, creator of BTV’s show “Campus Liquors”
Frederic Lu / Herald File Photo
that the costs of removal were par-
tially offset by vendors.
Most Brown students seem un-
fazed by the effects of the recall.
“I don’t really eat peanut butter
that much so it didn’t affect me,” said
Nick Baer ’12.
Mrinal Kapoor ’12 agreed, noting,
“I only eat Hershey’s Reese’s Pea-
nut Butter Cups, and they weren’t
recalled at CVS.”
“I’m tr ying to bind the ages,”
Allen said. “It’s not that long ago”
that Lincoln was alive. She said it’s
important to keep in mind that Lin-
coln’s and others’ sacrifices are why
Americans have the freedoms they
have today.
“We had a man from Georgia
sign it,” Allen said. “He thanked
President Lincoln for being lenient
to the Confederacy and he drew a
little Confederate flag. It was like he
was really talking to Lincoln.”
Allen said almost all the signa-
tures seem to display a personal
connection between the signer and
Lincoln.
Some of the messages on the
panels are serious and thoughtful.
“Dear Mr. Lincoln,” one person
signed. “Your virtues will be revered
as long as there is an America.”
Other messages are more play-
ful.
“For the greatest president on
his 200th Remembrance Day,” one
reads. “Still looking good after all
these years!”
When the card reaches Wash-
ington, D.C., it will be signed for
the last time. During the rededica-
tion of the Lincoln Memorial, the
panels will be displayed on the John
F. Kennedy hockey fields, next to
the reflecting pool in front of the
Memorial.
The panels will then be archived
either at the National Archives in
D.C. or at the Abraham Lincoln
Presidential Museum in Illinois.
According to Allen, the panels
will be brought back out in 2109
for the Lincoln’s 300th birthday
and another rededication of his
memorial.
“College gets life from alcohol.”
‘Campus Liquors’
revives BTV’s spirits
By Sarah Julian
Contributing Writer
Brown Television hasn’t aired an
original program in almost two
years. But “Campus Liquors,” a
show that has been in produc-
tion since early Februar y, will
mark the station’s comeback next
week.
As its name suggests, “Cam-
pus Liquors” takes place in an
on-campus liquor store. In fact,
the idea was born because its
creators Alex Dobrenko ’10 and
Quinn Fenlon ’10 work togeth-
er in a liquor store on College
Hill.
“There’s a lot of downtime
when we just have fun,” Do-
brenko said of his work at the
store. “We realized that you could
capture the pulse of the Univer-
sity through this auxiliar y piece
of it.”
About 12 students are current-
ly working on various aspects of
the show, written by Dobrenko,
Fenlon and Mitch Moranis ’10
and produced by Joe Mellano
’10.
In the show, Dobrenko and
Fenlon play John and Gus, two
best friends working at a liquor
store, which serves as the show’s
main set. Other cast members
include John and Gus’s friends
Dan and Kathy. Nick Bakshi ’10,
a Herald editorial page board
member, plays Dan, who likes to
think that he works at the liquor
store with John and Gus. Kathy,
played by Mariagrazia LaFauci
’12 provides the female pres-
ence and influence on the three
male friends. The first episode
of “Campus Liquors” centers on
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John’s search for a myster y girl
he met at a party.
The writers plan on opening
each episode with a short “doc-
umentar y-style” inter view with a
Brown professor.
“The idea is that we find pro-
fessors who can briefly discuss
themes that relate to their area
of exper tise,” Mellano said in
an e-mail to The Herald. “For in-
stance, if the episode is in some
way about business, we may have
Professor (Barrett) Hazeltine talk
for a bit.”
According to Mellano, who
is also a member of BTV’s de-
velopment team, the station had
originally planned to provide
students with the technology to
film a show, but not with produc-
tion guidance or tech support.
But Mellano decided to get more
involved when he realized that
the student directors needed
more than just a camera and a
clapboard. He also brought with
him director Jer r y Wolf Duf f
Sellers ’09 and technicians Ben
Howard ’11, Adam Pliskin ’12
and Calvin Main ’12.
Along with “Campus Liquors,”
BTV is looking to produce other
student-created shows. Mellano
is working on a show called
“Roundhouse,” by Joshua Mar-
cotte ’11, which should be ready
for air soon.
Though producing “Campus
Liquors” consumes several hours
each week, its cast and crew feel
it’s worth it.
“College gets life from alco-
hol,” Dobrenko said. “It’s bad
to say, but it’s a big part of our
lives, so why not center a show
around that?”
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C ampus N EWS “It’s everything that makes you want to lift your game and write better.”
Carey discusses Proust, Dickens
continued from page 1
the novel, Carey said, allegorizes the
relationship the United States has
with many other countries, includ-
ing Australia.
“Illegal Self,” on the other hand,
is firmly grounded in recent Ameri-
can history. The protagonist, young
Che Selkirk, is the child of ’60s hip-
pies but is raised by his Park Avenue
grandmother. In the opening pas-
sages Carey read, the boy’s prodigal
mother returns for him, leading to
a tension-filled scene in an Upper
East Side Bloomingdale’s.
“Here we go in with boys and
mothers again,” Carey observed.
He then read from a later pas-
sage that finds Che and mom hitch-
hiking in rural Australia.
After the reading, Carey fielded
questions about his interest in re-
working Victorian novels — Dick-
ens’ “Great Expectations” inspired
his 1997 novel “Jack Magg” — and
about the ethics of representing
Australian Aboriginal characters
in literature.
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“I think if you’re Australian, you
live daily, almost no matter what
your politics, with the recognition
that the place you’re living in is not
yours, that it was taken,” said Carey,
who is of European descent.
“The indigenous people would
prefer that I did not represent them,”
he said, describing a conversation he
had with an Aboriginal activist who
once told him, “Enough damage has
been done already by misimaginings
of who we are. Why don’t you leave
that alone, for now?”
As an author, though, Carey add-
ed, “I really do think it’s our respon-
sibility to imagine everybody and
everything, so I’m inconsistent.”
As for Dickens, Carey’s response
was more jocular.
“Until driven by expediency, I’d
had a lot of trouble reading Dick-
ens,” he said. But after reading
Edward Said’s analysis of “Great
Expectations” in “Culture and Impe-
rialism,” Carey said, he was excited
to read the novel and ended up in-
corporating it into his own writing
in “Jack Magg.”
Friday, March 6, 2009
Faced with a dearth of questions
after the sparsely attended reading,
Carey then ended the talk, but the
event continued at a reception at
68 ½ Brown Street — home of the
Literary Arts department, which
sponsored the reading.
Carey’s work involves a “more
complicated sense of realism,” As-
sistant Director of Literar y Arts
Gale Nelson said at the reception.
He described the prescience of
“Tristan Smith,” which envisioned
technologies nonexistent in the mid-
90s that are now prevalent.
Carey named a few of his favorite
authors — including Henry James,
Joseph Conrad and W.G. Sebald —
and talked about his current attempt
to read Proust’s “In Search of Lost
Time.”
“Proust is wildly boring, and then
he’s wildly exhilarating,” Carey said,
paraphrasing James. “It’s everything
that makes you want to lift your
game and write better.”
Carey said he recently turned in
a new manuscript to his publisher,
which may appear in 2010.
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ice , ice bab y PW revamps Ovid’s ‘Metamorphoses’

By Anita Mathews
Staff Writer
When Ovid penned “Metamorpho-
ses” in the first century A.D., it is
unlikely he anticipated Beyonce’s
“Diva” serving as part of its sound-
track. Yet that is exactly the fla-
vor director Mark Brown ’09 has
chosen for Production Workshop’s
rendition of “Metamorphoses,”
playwright Mary Zimmerman’s
contemporary adaptation of the
Roman classic.
The work, which was nominated
for a Tony Award for Best Play in
2002, includes vignettes from 11
myths, all of which involve gods
and demigods and their influence
on human interactions. It is per-
formed by an ensemble cast, and
Brown chose to stage it as theater-
in-the-round, making good use of
the downstairs black box.
Brown said the play portrays
“love in its various forms,” wheth-
er it is directed toward a parent, a
lover, a stranger or oneself. “Meta-
morphoses” draws on themes of
Frederic Lu / Herald greed, faith, lust and betrayal —
Dramatic swings in temperature in the first week of March made for prime ici- elements that were as relevant in
cle-forming conditions in Providence.
our day as they were in Ovid’s.
While Zimmerman’s adaptation
remains fairly true to the canoni-
(Racioppo) sports a gold dollar-sign
necklace and a gangster hoodie.
Brown also chose to deviate
from the original production in
scrapping the shallow on-stage pool
that the action revolved around
when the play ran on Broadway.
He said he knew from the begin-
ning that he would not incorporate
the pool into his version.
“It’s a logistical nightmare,” he
said. “It’s pretty, but it takes away
from the story. I want you to focus
on the actors. I want you to focus
on the stories.”
He said ever ything the pool
achieved could be conveyed
through lighting, and the audience
members would understand the
concept without having everything
laid out for them. Not having to wor-
ry about the pool, he said, “freed
me up to do the actual play.”
When it came to drawing the
line between what would be por-
trayed on stage and what would be
left to the imagination, Brown said
he relied heavily on the actors.
“I can’t stress enough how much
my actors help in that regard,” he
said. “For that, I will always sing
their praises.”
The actors are certainly tal-
ented enough to pull off Brown’s
Racioppo, as Phaeton’s therapist,
delivers a philosophical discourse
on the relationship between myth
and dream with an air of grandeur.
The musician Orpheus, played by
Brandon Chinn ’09, beseeches the
king and queen of the Underworld
to restore his newly married and
newly deceased Eurydice, and he
draws the audience into his desper-
ate grief, subtly shedding real tears
during his plea.
The entire show is thoroughly
enjoyable because of its narrative
aspect, universal threads and espe-
cially its moments of comic relief.
Brown, who intentionally sought to
bring the dance and theater worlds
closer together with this produc-
tion, renders the play in an elegant
and entertaining fashion.
This is most evident in the
vignette of Cupid (Chinn) and
Psyche, which Brown said is his
“love child for this entire process.”
In this scene, the two lovers dance
balletically while two other charac-
ters narrate the myth and give voice
to the nature of love.
Brown said he chose this play
in an attempt to combat the harsh-
ness of modern theater, and that
he hopes the audience will find it
accessible rather than alienating.

Opera ‘one big hookup’
By Rosalind Schonwald
Staf f Writer
Brown Opera Productions will pres-
ent 19th-century Italian composer
Gaetano Donizetti’s “L’elisir d’amore”
(“The Elixir of Love”) this weekend,
March 6-8, in Alumnae Hall.
Despite the pressure and hard
work involved in putting on BOP’s
most ambitious project yet, mem-
bers of the cast and crew said they
approached the experience with
gusto, flair and excitement.
The opera’s plot involves a num-
ber of characters figuring out what
most college students learn their
first week on campus. Nemorino,
a poor peasant (Benjamin Skerritt
’09), is in love with Adina (Alexan-
dra Bachorik ’10). Desperate to get
Adina’s attention, Nemorino buys a
“love elixir” from the mountebank
Dulcamara (Matthew Garza ’11).
But the sole ingredient in this elixir
is wine.
“I think he’s madly in love with
Adina, but is so timid and nervous
that he can’t get anywhere,” said
Skerritt, explaining his conception
of Nemorino, “When he’s drunk, or
under the power of the love elixir,
he gets courage he didn’t have be-
fore.”
“It’s one big weekend hookup,”
Skerritt added.
Garza has a similarly playful and
cal myths — perhaps with the ex-
ception of a dialogue between the
angst-ridden teen Phaeton (Justin
vision. Particularly good perfor-
mances are given by Lauren Neal
’11, who is effortlessly funny as
“This isn’t heavy-handed stuff,”
Brown said, “and I’m fine with
that.”
era,” Musical Director Diego Ramos Kuritzkes ’12) and his therapist Erysichthon’s mother, and by Liz
Rosas ’12 explained. “In lots of Ital- (John Racioppo ’11) — the script Rothman ’11, the commanding “Metamorphoses” runs Fri.,
ian operas, the female lead dies at also left Brown’s team with the Aphrodite and graceful Psyche. March 6 through Mon., March 9
the end. This one is very light.” liberty to blend ancient and mod- Tess Avitabile ’11 presents a at 8 p.m. every night, with a special
Director Michael Lubin ’10 ern. The costumes, for instance, convincing depiction of Hunger, midnight performance Sat. night.
agreed, characterizing the opera are colorful, toga-like garments for appropriately reminiscent of Gol- Tickets are available on PW’s Web
as “an 1830s romantic comedy about most characters, yet King Midas lum from “The Lord of the Rings.” site and at the door.
misunderstandings” that “plays like
a fairy tale.”
The jovial thematic tone contrasts
with the level of technical difficulty
the opera presents to directors, sing-
ers and instrumentalists. Many on
the production team said they found
the structure and acoustic qualities
of Alumnae Hall to be major obsta-
cles. The stage’s proscenium has a
tendency to block sound from reach-
ing the hall, so the performers said
they feel they have to compensate
by singing even louder.
This acoustic difficulty, com-
bined with the opera’s two-hour
running time and the more than 30
hours of rehearsal since last Friday,
seems to have taken a toll on the
singers. Like much of the campus,
they were battling colds — singer’s
kryptonite.
But they remain optimistic.
“We’re the bionic cast,” Bachorik
said. “We’re half-chemical, half-hu-
man, half-Z-Pak.”
“You can’t really treat viral infec-
tions, so we’re all on steroids and
antibiotics,” she joked.
Despite technical obstacles and

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punchy characterization of his Dul-
camara.
“He’s a fun guy,” Garza said. “My
life is a show basically. My costume
is ridiculous. It’s a 19th-century pimp
costume, complete with a cane and
a fedora.”
The cast’s ideas seemed to har-
monize with the directors’ overarch-
ing concept for the piece.
“It’s refreshing in terms of op-
illnesses, all involved seem excited
for the show to go on. Skerritt was
convivial and self-deprecating, advis-
ing people to attend the performance
because “It’s free! And it’s pretty Come copy edit!
funny, even though it’s two hours
of us standing there singing.” herald@browndailyherald.com
“We’ve got at least two smacks
in the butt,” Bachorik laughed, to
which Skerritt responded, “And
smacks in the face!”
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friday, march 6, 2009 | Page 6

Researchers report NASA to search for ‘other Earths’

stem cell advance
By Karen Kaplan
Los Angeles Times
Borrowing a biological cut-and-paste
trick from bacteria, scientists have
created the first personalized stem
cells for patients that are free of the
cancer-causing viruses and genes
needed to make them, according to
a study to be published Friday in the
journal Cell.
The stem cells, derived from skin
samples provided by five patients
with Parkinson’s disease, were first
transformed into the undecided state
of cells in an early embryo. Then they
were used to make the dopamine-
manufacturing neurons that are lost
to disease.
The technique removes a key bar-
rier to using a special class of stem
cells called an induced pluripotent
stem cell, or iPS cell, to create re-
placement parts for patients that
could be transplanted without any
risk of rejection — the ultimate goal
of regenerative medicine.
“This is a major advance in the
field,” said Dr. Marius Wernig, an
assistant professor at the Stanford
Institute for Stem Cell Biology and
Regenerative Medicine, who wasn’t
involved with the study.
The reprogramming of skin cells
into iPS cells, which have the poten-
tial to become any type of cell in the
body, is one of the hottest areas of
biological research. The cells seem
to offer all the benefits of embryonic
stem cells without any of the ethi-
cal drawbacks. They are also ideally
suited to making genetically matched
tissues for patients, such as insulin-
secreting islet cells for people with
diabetes or brain tissue to treat stroke
victims.
The reprogramming process re-
quires that scientists turn on a hand-
ful of genes that are active during
early embryonic development but
dormant in normal skin cells. Most
researchers rely on infecting the cells
with viruses to do this job. But these
viruses may also lead to cancer, as
can some of the genes used for the
reprogramming job.
Dr. Rudolf Jaenisch, a stem cell
researcher at the Massachusetts
Institute of Technology and the
Whitehead Institute for Biomedi-
cal Research in Cambridge, Mass.,
and his colleagues found a way to
remove the viruses and genes once
their work was done.
They engieered three viruses that
contained the reprogramming genes
— known as Klf, Sox2 and Oct4 —
flanked by pieces of DNA called loxP
sequences. After the skin cells were
transformed into colonies of iPS cells,
the scientists activated a protein that
snipped out everything between the
loxP sequences.
The technique is commonly
used to modify the DNA in cells,
and Jaenisch decided to try it with
iPS cells.
“We borrowed it from bacteria,”
said Jaenisch, the study’s senior
author. “Bacteria need it for certain
genetic manipulations.”
Andras Nagy, a stem cell re-
searcher at Mount Sinai Hospital in
Toronto, compared the approach to
using detachable solid rocket boost-
ers to propel the space shuttle into
orbit.
“The (reprogramming) genes are
the rocket,” he said. “When they are
no longer needed -— in fact, it’s very
dangerous to have them around —
they have to be removed.”
By John Johnson Jr.
Los Angeles Times
The first spacecraft dedicated to
finding potentially habitable planets
beyond our solar system is poised to
blast off from Cape Canaveral, Fla.,
Friday night on a three-year mission
to probe 150,000 stars in the most
sweeping hunt for Earth-like planets
ever undertaken by NASA.
By the end of the Kepler mission,
scientists will likely know whether
planets like ours — where liquid wa-
ter can exist on the surface to nurture
life — are common in the universe,
or so rare that we are virtually alone
in the cosmic sea.
“This is not just another science
mission,” said NASA associate admin-
istrator Ed Weiler in a media briefing
at the space agency’s headquarters in
Washington, D.C. “If you ask me, are
there other Earths out there, I’d say
absolutely. But I can’t prove it.”
“We certainly won’t find E.T.,”
added Bill Borucki, the lead mission
scientist from the University of Cali-
fornia, Berkeley, “but we might find
E.T.’s home.”
The $590 million Kepler mis-
sion consists of the widest field
telescope ever flown by NASA. The
nearly 15-foot-long instrument has a
55-inch-wide mirror that can simul-
taneously scrutinize thousands of
stars in its search for exoplanets. It
will accomplish this by looking for
periodic dimming — or winking —
of the star’s light caused by planets
crossing in front of it, which scientists
refer to as a transit.
Many of the 340 or so known
extrasolar planets, principally dis-
covered by a European team and
another at UC Berkeley headed
by well-known planet hunter Geoff
Marcy, have been found using the
same method.
But most of those planets are gas
giants, like Jupiter, that orbit very
close to their parent stars. Those
planets would be far too hot to sus-
tain life, even if they had a rocky
surface.
No potentially habitable planet
has yet been found outside our solar
system.
Finding a planet like Earth has
been impossible because of atmo-
spheric interference that hampers
ground-based telescopes. Even the
Hubble Space Telescope, which has
a larger mirror, falls short because
its field of view is too narrow. It’s
designed to look deeply rather than
widely.
Kepler, named after 17th century
Danish astronomer Johannes Kepler
who discovered the laws of planetary
motion, will be able to scan a region
of the northern sky between the
constellations Cygnus and Lyra that
contains about 4.5 million stars. Of
the total, according to Natalie Batalha
of San Jose State University, 50,000
stars have been pre-selected for in-
tense study.
These are stars that are most like
our sun, middle-aged and relatively
cool so that the so-called habitable
zone where life might flourish is
close enough to the star that Kepler
will be able to see a transit.
To spot a transit, Kepler will
measure the brightness of each of
these stars every 30 minutes for 3.5
years.
Even so, finding another Earth
will be a challenge. Scientists figure
that the change in brightness caused
by an Earth-type planet will be less
than 84 parts per million, or 0.008 per-
cent. That’s equivalent to the change
in brightness caused by a flea crawl-
ing across a car’s headlight measured
from several miles away.
Adding to the difficulty of the task
is that dimming can be caused by
events other than a transit, such as
sunspots. Also, it is estimated that
less than one star system in 100 will
have planets properly aligned so that
they pass between the star and Ke-
pler’s camera.
Kepler scientists are trying to
overcome all these problems with
brute scientific force. They figure
that by looking at thousands of stars,
at least some will be in the right con-
figuration with the right temperature
to produce another Earth.
“It’s all a numbers game,” Batalha
said.
Finding a planet is just the first
stage of the process. After detect-
ing a wink, Kepler will measure how
often the dimming occurs. Knowing
the orbital period and the star’s size
will allow scientists to discover the
planet’s location and size.
The dimming caused by an Earth-
type planet orbiting in the same re-
gion as our home planet would oc-
cur once a year, or about three times
altogether during the mission.
Kepler will launch on a three-
stage Delta II rocket and eventually
drift about 45 million miles away so
that it won’t have to contend with
the reflected light of the moon and
Earth.
Most of the stars in its survey are
relatively close, from tens of light
years to 3,000 light years away.
The first planets to be discovered
in the coming months are likely to
be more of the same gas giants that
have been found so far. The earliest
possible announcement that another
Earth has been found won’t take
place until at least December 2010.
Whatever Kepler uncovers, it is
likely to change forever our view of
our place in the cosmos. “It’s possible
that Earths are very, very common,”
Weiler said.

Court likely
won’t reverse
Prop. 8
By Maura Dolan
Los Angeles Times

SAN FRANCISCO — As dueling dem-

onstrators chanted and carried ban-
ners outside, the California Supreme
Court strongly indicated Thursday it
would rule that Proposition 8 validly
abolished the right for gays to marry
but allow same-sex couples who wed
before the November election to re-
main legally married.
The long-awaited hearing was a
disappointment for gay rights lawyers,
who had hoped the same court major-
ity that overturned the state’s previous
marriage ban would conclude that
Prop. 8 was an impermissible consti-
tutional revision.
Two members of that majority
– Chief Justice Ronald George and
Justice Joyce Kennard — expressed
deep skepticism of the gay rights law-
yers’ arguments. Without their votes,
Prop. 8 appeared almost certain to
survive.

continued on page 8
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Friday, March 6, 2009 | Page 7

Athletes bring home Ivy, ECAC honors M. hoops looks for bright
Sports Staff Reports
A number of Brown athletes received
recognition for outstanding individ-
ual performances last weekend and
throughout the season.
Men’s hockey
Jeff Buvinow ’12 and Assistant
Captain Matt Vokes ’09 were each
named to the All-Ivy Second Team.
Vokes, a forward, leads the team
with 11 goals and 15 assists, while
Buvinow, a defenseman, has three
goals and stands second on the team
with 14 assists.
In addition, Vokes earned a nomi-
nation for ECAC Hockey Player of
the Week for his play this weekend.
Vokes scored a goal for Brown in
a 3-3 tie against Colgate on Friday
night and assisted on a goal in a 3-2
loss to Cornell the following night.
Bobby Farnham ’12 was nomi-
nated for ECAC Rookie of the Week
after notching two assists against
Colgate.
Mike Clemente ’12 continued his
stellar play in goal and was nomi-
nated for ECAC Goaltender of the
Week, recording 38 saves against
Colgate and another 39 against
Cornell.
Women’s hockey
Goaltender Nicole Stock ’09 was
named to the All-ECAC Third Team
for her play this season. Stock, the
team captain and a Herald sports
staff writer, finished the season with
a .921 save percentage and finished
first in the Ivy League with 1,026
saves, a Brown record.
The selection is Stock’s second
consecutive. She made the Second
Team last season.
Paige Pyett ’12 was named to the
ECAC All-Rookie team after finish-
ing the season with three goals and
four assists.
After scooring a 9.775 on the Floor Exercise, Helen Segal ’10 was named
ECAC Rookie of the Week and to the All-Ivy Classic First Team
games for the men’s basketball team
over the weekend, earning a place
on the Ivy Honor Roll. In a 56-48
loss to Princeton, Mullery scored
11 points on 5-of-11 shooting. He
followed that up with 19 points, 10
rebounds and five blocks against
Penn in a 64-54 loss.
Women’s basketball
Though the women’s basketball
team struggled over the weekend,
losing both of its games, Sadiea
Williams ’11 was named to the Ivy
Honor Roll. Williams had 13 points
and seven rebounds in a 61-38 loss
to Princeton and then notched 11
points, six rebounds and four steals
in a 55-48 overtime loss to Penn.
Courtesy of Stew Milne
after the team took home a second-
place finish at the Ivy Classic last
weekend, Brown’s best performance
continued on page 8
end to gloomy season
The men’s basketball team (7-19,
1-11 Ivy League) will wrap up the
season by hosting Harvard (13-
13, 5-7) on Friday and Dartmouth
(9-17, 7-5) on Saturday at the Piz-
zitola Center. Both games at are 7
p.m.
Last weekend, Matt Mullery ’10
totaled 30 points, 17 rebounds and
eight blocks in two games — a 56-
48 loss to Princeton and a 64-54 loss
to Penn.
The Bears Weekend
will say good-
bye to two tri-captains, Chris
Skrelja ’09 and Scott Friske ’09, this
weekend. Skrelja has averaged 5.7
points and 6.9 boards per game,
good for second in the Ivy League
in rebounding. Friske, who has tal-
lied 6.3 points and 5.1 rebounds
per game, has missed the past four
games due to an illness and is un-
likely to play this weekend.
The No. 18 men’s lacrosse team
(1-1) will look to bounce back from
a crushing 11-10, double-overtime
loss to Hofstra last Saturday. The
Bears will host Quinnipiac (1-2) on
Friday at 3 p.m. and Denver (3-1)
on Sunday at 1 p.m. on Meister-
Kavan Field.
The latter game will reunite
Brown Head Coach Lars Tiffany
’90 with ex-teammate and Pioneers
Head Coach Jamie Munro ’89, an
All-American during his stint with
the Bears.
Attackman Andrew Feinberg
’11 has exploded offensively, with
three goals and two assists in each
of the team’s first two games. Col-
lins Carey ’10 has already matched
his 2008 total with four goals.
The lacrosse action won’t stop
on Saturday,
Preview when the wom-
en (1-1) host
Albany at 1 p.m. on the Berylson
Family Fields. The Bears will look
to rebound from an 11-7 loss last
Saturday to Hofstra. Jesse Nunn ’09
leads the team with six goals, while
Lauren Vitkus ’09 has chipped in
three.
The men’s tennis team (10-4)
will play twice over a long weekend,
hosting Fairleigh Dickinson on Sat-
urday at 1 p.m. and Marquette on
Monday at 5 p.m. Last Saturday, the
Bears split a doubleheader, suffer-
ing a 4-3 loss to Binghamton before
whitewashing UConn, 7-0.
Youth won out last weekend,
as Kendrick Au ’11 went 4-0 and
Jimmy Crystal ’12 won all three of
his matches.
— Sports Staff Reports

Men’s basketball Gymnastics

Matt Mullery ’10 had two strong Several gymnasts were honored

W. tennis slams UMass,

looks to Maryland
By Meghan Markowski
Contributing Writer
The women’s tennis team (8-2) de-
feated UMass on Tuesday at the Piz-
zitola Center to win its fourth straight
match — and its third straight match
with a final score 7-0.
Head Coach Paul Wardlaw said
the team was setting its sights even
higher. “We are a much better team
than the teams we are playing,” he
said. “I think this is the first year we
have a solid group, freshman through
senior.”
Bianca Aboubakare ’11 and her
sister Carissa Aboubakare ’12 played
first doubles and won 8-4.
“Playing with Carissa is fun,”
Bianca Aboubakare said. “We have
been playing together our whole
lives, so it’s natural.”
Sara Mansur ’09 and Cassandra
Herzberg ’12 also won their doubles
match, 8-3.
The doubles wins gave Brown a
one-point lead heading into singles
play, where the Bears won all six
matches in straight sets.
Bianca Aboubakare (7-5, 6-4),
Herzberg (6-2, 6-1), Mansur (6-2, 6-0),
Tanja Vucetic ’10 (6-2, 6-2), Julie Flan-
zer ’12 (6-3, 6-4) and Catherine Stew-
art ’12 (6-2, 6-2) all won handily.
“Beating teams 7-0 is a good indi-
cation that we are improving a lot,”
Bianca Aboubakare said. “All the
girls, despite their ranks, are deter-
mined to win their matches, even if
they know we already won.”
The Bears will take on West Vir-
ginia and Maryland this weekend in
College Park, Md.
“The away game will make a dif-
ference, (with) different paces and
courts,” Wardlaw said. “Some adjust-
ments will need to be made, but we
will practice on their courts Friday
night. The toughest match will be
against Maryland on Sunday.”
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S ports W eekend
Existing gay marriages to be upheld
continued from page 6
The other two justices who ruled
in favor of marriage rights last year —
Justice Carlos Moreno and Kathryn
Werdegar — seemed more open to
the revision challenge. Moreno even
helped gay rights lawyers with their
arguments.
But the court revealed no division
on whether to uphold the marriages
of an estimated 18,000 same-sex cou-
ples who wed before November.
Even Justice Marvin Baxter, the
court’s most conservative member,
observed that the couples married
after receiving the right by “the high-
est court of the state.”
“How can we deny the validity of
those marriages?” Baxter asked.
The court’s ruling is due within
90 days.
Gay marriage advocates all but
conceded defeat.
Kate Kendell, executive director
of the National Center for Lesbian
Rights, which represented some of
the plaintiffs, acknowledged that the
court had appeared skeptical of their
arguments.
“I think conversations about go-
ing back to the ballot need to hap-
pen vigorously and strategically,”
Kendell said. “2010 would be the
next statewide ballot, and in cam-
paign terms, that is just around the
corner. I just don’t know whether
we have the groundwork in place to
mount such an effort or the financial
resources.”
The Proposition 8 campaign fol-
lowed the California Supreme Court’s
landmark 4-3 ruling on May 15 to
overturn a ban on same-sex mar-
riage. Gay couples quickly lined up
to marry, many of them from out
of state.
The wedding business was brisk
until Nov. 4, when Prop. 8 passed with
52 percent of the vote. The two sides
spent a total of more than $80 million,
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the most ever for an initiative about
a social issue.
The legal challenges to the mea-
sure have been closely watched
around the nation. Both opponents
and supporters of gay marriage
flocked to the state building here
Thursday where the California Su-
preme Court is housed, each try-
ing to drown out the other side with
chants.
Gay rights lawyers had argued
that Prop. 8 removed a fundamental
right from a protected minority that
has suffered discrimination.
As such, it revised the constitu-
tion, instead of merely amending it,
they said. Revisions can be placed on
the ballot only by a two-thirds vote of
the Legislature or a constitutional
convention.
Kennard, traditionally a strong
supporter of gay rights, repeatedly
THE BROWN DAILY HERALD
noted that Prop. 8 was a mere 14
words and simply took away the “la-
bel” of marriage.
She reminded lawyers that the
“core” part of last year’s marriage rul-
ing required the state to give sexual
orientation the same constitutional
protection as race and gender.
Prop. 8 “hasn’t destroyed equal
protection,” Kennard said. “I think
what you are overlooking is the very
broad powers of the people to amend
the constitution.”
She described the Prop. 8 case as
“completely different” from last year’s
marriage cases and stressed that
previous Supreme Court decisions
“don’t support” the challenges.
“What I am picking up from this
case is that the court should willy
nilly disregard the will of the people,”
Kennard said.
George also indicated that the
elevated constitutional status of
sexual orientation was more impor-
tant than the “mere designation” of
marriage.
He noted that the California con-
stitution has been amended more
than 500 times and asked whether
the real problem was that “it’s just
too easy to amend the California
constitution.”
“Maybe the solution has to be a
political one,” George said, and until
the amendment process is changed,
“isn’t this the system we have to
live with?”
Gymnasts receive
all-Ivy recognition
continued from page 7
since 2002.
Helen Segal ’10 was awarded
ECAC Rookie of the Week honors
after an outstanding performance.
Segal scored a 9.775 to win the floor
exercise, for which she was named
to the All-Ivy Classic First Team,
and she also scored a 9.300 on vault.
Vida Rivera ’11 received the ECAC
Coaches Choice Award after she
scored a 9.750 for a first-place finish
on bars, which also earned her a spot
on the All-Ivy Classic First Team.
Four other gymnasts earned All-
Ivy Classic recognition. Katie God-
dard ’12 and Chelsey Binkley ’11
secured First Team All-Ivy Classic
honors after each placed second on
the floor with a score of 9.750.
Victoria Zanelli made three Sec-
ond Teams, for a fourth-place finish
on the bars with a 9.675, a fifth-place
finish on the beam with a 9.550 and a
fourth-place finish in the all-around
with a 37.625. Lauren Tucker ’12
scored a 9.575 on the beam to take
fourth place and make the All-Ivy
Classic Second Team.
Track and field
At the Ivy League Heptagonal
Championships last weekend, 12
individuals from the track and field
team secured All-Ivy Honors.
Marc Howland ’11 ran a time
of 6.95 seconds in the 60m dash to
earn a spot on the All-Ivy second
team, while Matt Jasmin ’09 earned
the same honor in the 60m hurdles
with a time of 8.07 seconds. Duriel
Hardy ’10 was also named to the
Friday, March 6, 2009
second team with a time of 14:27.12
in the 5000m, and Reginald Cole ’10
rounded out the All-Ivy selections
with a jump of 49 feet, 6.5 inches
in the triple jump, earning second
team honors.
For the women, Nicole Burns
’09 earned first-team accolades by
running a 55.38 to win the 400m.
Danielle Grunloh ’10 also earned a
spot on the first team by winning the
shot put with a personal-best throw
of 50 feet, 10.75 inches, while team-
mate Brynn Smith ’11 threw 47 feet,
10.5 inches to secure second-team
honors. Anja Hergrueter ’10 also
received a second-team selection
in the high jump, clearing 5 feet, 7
inches. Also earning second-team
honors was the 4x800m relay team,
consisting of Roseanne Fleming
’12, Michaeline Nelson ’11, Emily
Mepham ’12 and Kesley Ramsey ’11,
which ran a time of 8:59.55.
Men’s lacrosse
Andrew Feinberg ’11 was named
to the men’s lacrosse Ivy Honor Roll
after scoring three goals and add-
ing two assists in an 11-10 double-
overtime loss to Hofstra. Feinberg
leads Brown with six goals and four
assists over the first two games of
the season.
Baseball
Will Weidig ’10 was named to the
Ivy Honor Roll for his performance
in a 3-2 loss to Florida International
on Friday. In his first start of the
season Weidig pitched eight innings,
giving up just three runs while strik-
ing out five batters.
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l e t t e r to t h e e d i to r s

No GPAs at Brown
To the Editor: dents is not like comparing apples
to oranges. It’s more like comparing
I read with interest Jared Lafer’s carbon dioxide to dining chairs or
’11 column (“Fearing the NC,” Feb. sadness to salt.
24) in which Lafer argues that get- As far as a C dashing your “post-
ting a C in a course is somehow less college dreams” is concerned:
desirable than an NC because an Employers and graduate schools
NC does not appear on one’s exter- have no business asking for Brown
nal transcript while a C does. Lafer students’ GPAs. And Brown should
goes on the argue that a C “is a GPA ensure they know better. If for some
killer as its grade-point value of 2 reason a rogue employer or graduate
is sometimes enough to ruin one’s program asks what your GPA is at
post-college dreams.” Brown, you can give them one of two
Frankly, I’m astounded that Lafer answers, both of which worked just
could go through almost two years fine for me.
of Brown and still have such a fun- I applied — and was successful-
damental misunderstanding of the ly admitted — post-Brown to both
Brown curriculum. His statement Wharton for my MBA and Penn for
about GPAs is intellectually nonsen- a master’s program in engineering, pete fallon
sical, as Brown does not calculate even though as a Poli Sci concen-
GPAs. trator I took nary an undergradu-
Brown does this for one very sim- ate engineering course and not a l e t t e r s to t h e e d i to r s
ple and intellectually honest reason: single Brown math course. On the
GPAs are a fiction that cannot be application forms for both programs
calculated. Every student reading
this letter knows full well that A’s
in the little space where they ask
applicants for their GPAs, I simply Brown’s values worth more than money
are much harder to obtain in some wrote: “Brown University does not
courses than in others. And even if calculate GPAs.” To the Editor: A significant portion of the Brown community be-
all A’s were created equal, it would Separately, I was interviewed for lieves that the University’s values outweigh its capacity
also be nonsensical to numerically a job by an older Brown graduate. He In my view, Boris Ryvkin’s ’09 column (“Don’t feed to produce money and research. Brown’s mission (from
compare (with the precision that asked me for my GPA at Brown and the environmental troll,” March 4) articulates a harm- its Web site) begins with the responsibility “to serve the
GPAs portend) one student’s tran- I simply said, “Come on, Jim, you ful line of reasoning. Ryvkin identifies the economic community, the nation, and the world.” The University
script to another’s, unless they have know Brown doesn’t have GPAs.” crisis as a potent dilemma, but environmental or social therefore unites the exploration of progressive and novel
taken an identical set of courses at He sent me on to the next round of programs are not good scapegoats. causes with its academic output. While environmental
the same time with the same profes- the interview. Environmental reform is a long-term endeavor that efforts may not return immediately apparent results,
sors, and the same educational back- is both an investment and a means for improving the it would be irresponsible not to try.
ground prior to college. In short, Dave Morris ’88 standard of living. Preserving backward systems for I applaud Brown’s commitment to carbon neutrality,
using GPAs to rank or compare stu- March 4 the purposes of not incurring cost will lead to greater and we need not see this goal as a prohibitive tax on
inefficiency and unpleasantness later. Facilities Man- our livelihood. Certainly, priorities must shift to address
agement’s $5 million loan is not meant to cut into the pressing problems, but to ignore — or worse, deny —
t h e b r o w n d a i ly h e r a l d endowment. Rather, it seeks to promote change that the community and the environment we live in is wrong.
Editor-in-Chief Managing Editors Associate Editors Senior Editors will enhance the campus and save money. Ryvkin is Let us not confuse saving money with foolishness.
Steve DeLucia Michael Bechek Nandini Jayakrishna Rachel Arndt flatly wrong to deny Brown’s environmental impact —
Chaz Firestone Franklin Kanin Catherine Cullen
Michael Skocpol Scott Lowenstein consider all of the labs and buildings that have lighting Allan Stewart ’10
editorial Business and operation almost 24/7. March 4
Ben Hyman Arts & Culture Editor General Managers Office Manager
Hannah Levintova Arts & Culture Editor Alexander Hughes Shawn Reilly
Sophia Li Features Editor Jonathan Spector
Emmy Liss Features Editor Directors To the Editor: guaranteed annual return is a pretty tidy investment.
Gaurie Tilak Higher Ed Editor Ellen DaSilva Sales Director
Matthew Varley Higher Ed Editor Claire Kiely Sales Director
Certainly better than the nearly 30 percent loss the
George Miller Metro Editor Phil Maynard Sales Director In these challenging economic times, Brown needs to money would have seen as a portion of the endowment.
Joanna Wohlmuth Metro Editor Katie Koh Finance Director be both innovative and smart when planning its financial I won’t bother speaking to the benefits of a decreased
Chaz Kelsh News Editor Jilyn Chao Asst. Finance Director
Jenna Stark News Editor future. The best way to do this is to make secure invest- carbon footprint, the increased student awareness that
Benjy Asher Sports Editor Managers
ments that are sure to bring high returns. I’d like to will result from dorm energy monitoring systems or the
Andrew Braca Sports Editor Kelly Wess Local Sales
Alex Mazerov Asst. Sports Editor Kathy Bui National Sales provide Mr. Ryvkin with a simple answer to the question important example that Brown is setting for the rest
Katie Wood Asst. Sports Editor Alex Carrere University Sales he raised in Wednesday’s opinion column (“Don’t feed of the world, because frankly, I don’t need to. You can
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Nick Bakshi Board member on the Facilities Web site for the 2008 Sustainability lowest-risk, highest-return option available. I only wish
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A modest proposal
Alyssa Ratledge
Opinions Columnist
Poor Anish Mitra ’10. He came to an Ivy
League university expecting to sit among
today’s most prosperous and tomorrow’s most
powerful, but instead he’s forced to spend his
dinners with Ratty riff-raff (“A little elitism
goes a long way,” Feb. 27). Clearly Brown
needs to attract more wealthy and powerful
applicants, restoring it to its rightful stature.
Here is my modest proposal to do so:
It is a melancholy
prospect for those
who walk through
this great University
expecting the beau-
How cruel of people like me — people on
ties of a traditional financial aid, people lacking Y chromosomes —
Ivy League institution
and seeing instead a to obstruct the natural progression of dynasties
wide variety of people
taking advantage of
retaining their wealth and influence.
the liberal, progres-
sive mess that’s taken
over our campus. How
tragic it is to see people who clearly don’t be-
long in a place of such prominence and histor-
ical elitism claiming spots that might be given
to the nation’s wealthiest and most powerful!
I think it is agreed by all parties that the
prodigious number of undesirables at an insti-
tution as fine as Brown demeans the history
of the place as an educational establishment
for elite white Protestant males. Indeed, the
move toward enfranchising those tradition-
ally ignored by the Ivy League has placed an
unfair burden on powerful men, dampening
the potential success of their progeny. Just in-
stalling a few clubs for these men would hard-
ly build up their senses of self-worth to 1916
levels — we must instead purge the undesir-
ables from the institution!
Many advantages might be enumerated:
for instance, we might finally settle the con-
Graduate school in a time of economic uncertainty
MARY BATES
Opinions Columnist
We’ve all heard the remarks from friends or
family members, even those who previously
scoffed at us for being overeducated and out
of touch: “You’re lucky to be in school right
now in this job market.” Yes, graduate school
is seen by some as a way to extend those post-
college years and put off joining the ranks of
working stiffs. The rigors of graduate school
often result in a rather cloistered environ-
ment, a safe little cocoon, where for five years,
your biggest worries are oral exams, peer
review and finally finishing a dissertation that
three people, at most, will ever read. But are
graduate students really safe from the current
economic meltdown?
In recent months, President Ruth Sim-
mons has been trying to allay the Brown
community’s fears. There is even a new Web
site designed to address students’ economic
concerns by listing available support services,
providing reading lists and urging everyone
to do their part by being active and involved
citizens. And Dean of the Graduate School
Sheila Bonde has reassured students that
even in this time of financial insecurity, the
priorities of the University will include aca-
demic programs and continued positive edu-
cational experiences for both undergraduate
and graduate students.
What will this translate to in terms of your
troversy over Trattoria vs. Tastes of the World
in the Ratty by eliminating the need for diver-
sity in our meals. We could drop concentra-
tion programs like Slavic Studies and Theater
Arts and stop teaching needless foreign lan-
guages — really, just Latin and Greek would
suffice. Empty bottles of fine scotch would
replace crumpled cans of Natural Light in
Keeney bathrooms on Sunday mornings.
Eliminating the undesirables also makes
economic sense. The endowment is shrink-
ing, and what better way to build it back up
than to admit only students whose families
can afford full tuition? Students on finan-
cial aid are only draining opportunities from
those whose families have taken advantage of
capitalism’s glory.
Being studious of brevity, I omit many
other benefits, but I remind you all that ignor-
ing Brown’s historically elite status would be
a grave mistake. One immediately hearkens
back to the good olde days, when women
knew they were too dainty to vote and minori-
ties knew to stay a few steps back. I have been
assured by a very knowing acquaintance that
this has been the rightful order of things in all
successful Western societies and that it is a
model not to be broken.
Alas, that is exactly what we have done.
Ninety-three years have seen the admission
of women and minorities, the creation of the
New Curriculum and financial support for
students from all income levels. Sadly, these
graduate experience? First, relax: your measly
stipend is safe. Brown is proud to provide
five years of promised support — including
stipend, tuition remission and a health in-
surance subsidy — for all doctoral students.
Maintaining that support for Ph.D. and ter-
minal master’s candidates is one of the goals
set by the Corporation for the next fiscal year.
Amidst all the economic doom and gloom,
there are other bright spots for grad students.
Increases in spending will expand the funds
for graduate student conference travel by
$65,000 to nearly $200,000 and preserve fac-
ulty searches already underway as part of the
Plan for Academic Enrichment.
Now for the bad news. Grad student tu-
ition will increase by 3 percent to $38,048.
Tuition remission means that this burden
will not fall on us, but the increased cost of
educating each grad student will negatively
impact the planned growth of the graduate
school Although it was a stated goal of the
Plan, Brown will not be able to vastly increase
the number of Ph.D. students admitted to its
graduate programs in the near future.
Other changes may not concern grad stu-
dents as directly but will be felt throughout
the affected academic departments. One of
the recommended actions listed by President
Simmons in her recent letter to the Brown
community is a cutback in the budget for ad-
ministration. Additionally, planned increases
in faculty that are not already in progress may
be scrapped.
changes have negatively impacted the pros-
pects of those who once held the monopoly
on the Ivy League. How cruel of people like
me — people on financial aid, people lack-
ing Y chromosomes — to obstruct the natu-
ral progression of dynasties retaining their
wealth and influence.
The existing self-segregation of clubs at
Brown, dividing students into casual groups
based on interests or shared experiences
rather than sheer affluence, is clearly unsat-
isfactory. How nice it must have been when
groups like the Brown Republicans had mas-
sive participation, and groups like the Asian
American Students
Association didn’t
exist. The Brown of
1916 might not have
let in people like An-
ish Mitra or me, but
it did have the un-
deniable sensation
of being elite. No
number of secret
societies will bring
back that feeling.
I do therefore
humbly offer it to public consideration that
we less-deserving make room for the wealthy
and powerful — the elites — to reclaim Brown
as their own. Just as Jonathan Swift sacrificed
by eating surplus Irish children, this woman
is fully prepared to step back into her place,
baking pies and birthing babies. If that is the
sacrifice I must make for men to feel better
about their elite status and have more elite
clubs, then I am by all means prepared to do
so. In what other way can we avoid such a per-
petual scene of misfortune in this dirty sea of
progressivism?
Alyssa Ratledge ’11 is from Mesa, Ari-
zona — where this sadly might not be
considered satire — and can be reached
at alyssa_ratledge@brown.edu.
Some departments may feel the effects
of the cutbacks more than others. For ex-
ample, the Plan envisions the establishment
of a department of Cognitive, Linguistic and
Psychological Science by 2010. This depart-
ment would consist of the current faculty of
cognitive and linguistic sciences and psychol-
ogy, plus 10 new hires. While four of these job
searches are still underway this year, plans
for a new building have been postponed.
The new Mind, Brain and Behavior Building
was conceived as a cutting edge structure
where the cognitive and linguistic sciences
and psychology departments would merge
together, sharing ideas, space, and resources.
The departments may yet combine into one.
But instead of constructing a new building
to house the department, the University
plans to renovate an existing building for
that purpose.
So, is graduate school a safe place to
weather out the current economic storm?
For now, yes. We might not be receiving all
the growth we were promised, but I know
that I can expect a steady paycheck — at
least until my dissertation defense. As for
the forecast beyond that, I’m crossing my
fingers — and looking into extended post-
doctoral positions.
Mary Bates GS is a Ph.D. candidate
in the Department of Psychology. She
can be reached at
Mary_Bates@brown.edu.
Friday, March 6, 2009 | Page 11
Frat life no
‘Animal House’
Anthony Staehelin
Opinions Columnist
This past Tuesday night, some underclass-
men went to Wayland Arch and turned in
their bid cards, thereby taking the first step
towards becoming a Greek brother or sister.
Although Greek life at Brown is noticeably less
prominent than at many other schools, Brown
does have somewhat of a Greek presence with
fraternities, sororities and co-ed houses, also
known as frarorities.
Yet most non-Greeks have preconceived
notions about fraternity life that are far from
accurate. At all levels of the University, people
tend to dismiss or mock it, thinking of frater-
nities as testosterone-laden party centers and
sororities as image-driven social clubs.
Initially, I, too, was disdainful of fraterni-
ties and would never have imagined joining
one, despite the fact that my own brother (in
the familial, non-Greek sense of the word) was
in Sigma Chi. Coming from Switzerland, all I
knew about fraternities was what I had seen
in American movies: beer, push-ups, beer, pad-
dling, beer, parties, beer, etc. Today, I have a
much fuller and more accurate understanding
of Greek life. (I should specify here that obvi-
ously I am an expert only on my own frater-
nity, Sigma Chi, but I believe that most of what
I have to say is applicable to other houses as
well.)
Greek houses at Brown are extremely valu-
able to students. They are character-building
institutions that encourage commitment and
dedication, spur creativity, hone leadership
skills and promote growth. At a time in life
when men and women are going through a
determining phase of development, when they
choose who and what they will become, Greek
houses provide the perfect base for excelling
at Brown and in life.
If you take a look at the different members
of the Greek houses on campus, you will see
some of the most accomplished and dedicated
students at Brown. These Greek brothers and
sisters would tell you that their fraternity or so-
rority has helped them and continues to help
them achieve their goals by providing them
with a strong foundation and a structure of re-
ciprocal friendship.
Though entertainment is an important el-
ement of Greek life, it is only the celebration
of our brotherhood, not the cause of it. The
rest of campus solely witnesses a minor part of
Greek life — the partying and drinking side —
because most other social events and gather-
ings are private. In reality, Greeks spend their
time like every other Brown student: work, ac-
tivities, sports, etc. The rest of the time is di-
vided between some ritual activities, running
the house and managing the day-to-day tasks
of an organization of 80-plus people.
Additionally, much time is spent trying to
give back to the community. Some houses host
events and give the proceeds to charity; oth-
ers participate in activities such as Relay for
Life that raise awareness or funds, and still oth-
ers work directly in the community. Last Hal-
loween, for example, all of Wriston opened its
doors to young children from a local school
who spent the afternoon going house to house
and listening to ‘horror stories’ or walking
through haunted rooms.
This is the Greek life I know, and the Greek
life I wish more people on campus acknowl-
edged.
Anthony Staehelin ’10 is political science
concentrator from Geneva, Switzerland.
He can be reached at
anthony_staehelin@brown.edu.
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Coal to the Brown Concert Agency for booking rapper Nas for Spring Weekend. We know
budgets have been tight recently, but surely you could have done better than a paltr y three
letters for the headliner two years in a row? (At least next year we’re sure to get T.I.)

Honestly, though, a diamond to the BCA for introducing online ticketing this year. There’s
no need to make students stand in line for more than an hour unless something truly critical
is at stake (like a rush-hour foccacia sandwich).

Coal to the hypocritical hippies from emPOWER who drove — yes, drove — to Washington,

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D.C. from Providence. Maybe it was worthwhile, but next time you should emPEDAL your
freaking bikes instead.

A diamond to President Ruth Simmons, who told UCS that some “very senior” administrative
positions will be eliminated to save money on salaries. But what will we do without you?
c a l e n da r
A cubic zirconium to new Dartmouth president Jim Yong Kim ’82. Our tentative congratula-
today, march 6 Saturday, march 7 tions, but the idea of putting a sensitive Brown alum in charge of Brown’s hard-drinking cultural
opposite is so strange we’re not sure it isn’t an elaborate fraternity prank.
8 p.m. — Donizetti’s “L’elisir 7 P.M. — Boston Byzantine Choir
d’amore” presented by Brown Opera performance, Manning Chapel Coal to the University for enrolling a record 1,100 freshmen in first-year seminars. We
Productions, Alumnae Hall knew the numbers were artificially inflated when one of our staffers headed off to UNIV0640K:
9 p.m. — Girl in a Coma Concert: “Introduction to Katherine Bergeron’s Dr y Cleaning.”
8:30 P.M. — GAIA Concer t, A Women’s History Month kickoff
The Underground event, Sayles Hall A diamond to John Edwards, who will speak at Brown next week despite not having informed
the Brown Lecture Board of “an official speech topic.” It doesn’t matter — with that gorgeous
hair of yours, we’re not even paying attention to the words coming out of your mouth. (Neither
menu was New Hampshire.)

Sharpe Refectory
Lunch — Shrimp Stir Fry, Chicken
Fingers with Dipping Sauces, Swiss
Corn Bake
Dinner — Crispy Thai Tofu, Vegan
Fried Rice, Filet of Sole with Spinach
Stuffing
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Lunch — Chicken Fingers with
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Snap Peas
Dinner — Seafood Jambalaya,
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A diamond to the endowment, which only sank to $2.01 billion at the end of 2008. The
Corporation figured we’d be at $2 billion in June — at worst — so we’ve still got a long way to
fall before things look really bad.
Seriously though, coal, coal and COAL to the inconceivable fact that Brown just lost $800
million. That’s 139,130,435 meal credits, or enough Kozy Shack tapioca pudding to fill University
Hall! (Don’t get any ideas, activists.)

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57 Trading center
60 Stars at the
Colosseum?
64 Disaster at a
flooded
smokehouse?
67 Childish
comeback
68 Lebanese
designer Saab
69 City north of
Oakland
70 Snap
71 Sheltered spot
72 Rhyme runaway,
and how this
puzzle’s theme
answers are
formed?

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