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Laughter is the best medicine!

The Northeastern Arts Network Big Sky Concert
Season ends in a bang on Monday, March 30th with
Alex Zerbe The Zaniac.
Alex is a two-time Guinness World Record
holder who was voted Seattles Funniest Prop Comic.
He has appeared on prime-time television in
three countries including the hit NBC TV
shows, Americas Got Talent! and Last
Comic Standing. Alex is a Hacky Sack
World Champion, half of the awardwinning comedy act, Brothers from
Different Mothers, and, as if that wasnt
amazing enough, he was ranked Seattles
3rd Best Air Guitarist!
Alex
Zerbes
comedy
show
is
a
dynamic
array
of amazing stunts,
physical comedy and
audience participation.
A self-described human
cartoon, his show isnt only
for the kids in the family.
I try to make my show
like the movie Shrek, super
entertaining for the kids but theres
a whole other level of comedy for
teens and adults, says Zerbe.
Dont miss the finale of
the season! This concert will
be held at the Glasgow High
School Auditorium at 7:00 p.m.
Tickets can be purchased at the
door, $15/Adults, $13/Srs., and $5/Students. For
additional concert information call Allison Nichols
at 228-8255.

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The Big Sky Series is made possible in part by

through grant support from Montanas Cultural Trust,
Montana Arts Council, National Endowment for the
Arts, the Montana Performing Arts Consortium and the
Western States Arts Federation (WESTAF).

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MARCH 20 - 26

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4:00PM
7:00PM
9:20PM

119 Min.

The MHSA/Army National Guard Academic All

Team Award is given to the top varsity team that exhibit
outstanding academic achievement during the school
years second quarter of play for that activity to each
MHSA schools classification (AA, A, B and C).
MHSA member schools calculate their students
accumulative average for the award. Winter selections are
determined using only students who have participated
in second quarter activities including Boys Basketball,
Girls Basketball and Wrestling.
The Scotty wrestling team and the Scotty boys
basketball team have BOTH been awarded the Academic
All-Team Winter Awards. Its the first time in school
history Glasgow has won this award.... and we do it
TWICE this winter!
CLASS B BOYS BASKETBALL

Glasgow, 3.679 Grade Point Average
CLASS B WRESTLING

Glasgow, 3.370 Grade Point Average

PG

CLASS B GIRLS BASKETBALL

Ronan, 3.797 Grade Point Average

Intense Violence and

Action Throughout,
Some Sensuality,
Thematic Elements and
Brief Language
Cast: Shailene Woodley, Theo James, Miles Teller, Jai Courtney, Ansel Elgort.
THE DIVERGENT SERIES: INSURGENT raises the stakes for Tris as she searches
for allies and answers in the ruins of a futuristic Chicago. Tris (Woodley) and Four (James)
are now fugitives on the run, hunted by Jeanine (Winslet), the leader of the power-hungry
Erudite elite. Racing against time, they must find out what Triss family sacrificed their
lives to protect, and why the Erudite leaders will do anything to stop them. Haunted by
her past choices but desperate to protect the ones she loves, Tris, with Four at her side,
faces one impossible challenge after another as they unlock the truth about the past and
ultimately the future of their world.

4:10PM
7:15PM
9:25PM

Scotty wrestling, boys basketball

earn Acedemic All-Team awards

113 Min.

PG

For mild thematic elements

Cast: Lily James, Cate Blanchett, Helena Bonham Carter, Stellan Skarsgrd, Derek Jacobi.
Kenneth Branagh directs Disneys 2015, live-action take on the classic fairy tale
Cinderella, which stars Lily James as the put-upon young women forced to endure a life of
labor at the hands of her stepmother (Cate Blanchett) after her father dies unexpectedly.
Forced to do every menial chore imaginable, Ella maintains her good spirits and
eventually strikes up a friendship with a stranger in the woods who turns out to be the
prince. When the royal court holds a gala ball, Cinderella wants nothing more to attend,
and although her stepmother wont allow it, she gets help from a surprising source

DAILY CINEMAS: 4:00 & 4:10 PM - $6.00/PERSON

The Scotties will be receiving certificate plaques. These

will be presented to our school at the All-Sports Scotty
Booster Club Awards Banquet scheduled for Tuesday,
May 26th.

Celebrating 50 years of delicious

Did someone say Schmeckfest?

Its right around the corner. The 50th Annual
Lustre Schmeckfest will be held on Friday, March
27th at the Lustre Christian High School from 5:007:00 p.m.
The Schmeckfest is the German Festival of
Tasting with plenty of delicious food, a silent auction,
bake sale, and entertainment. With this being the
50th anniversary they will also be selling souvenir
t-shirts & a cookbook.
The cost is $20 for adults, $10 for kids
kindergarten through 8th grade, and pre-school and
under dine for free.
You can purchase tickets at Bakers Jewelry in
Glasgow, Gysler Ace Hardware in Wolf Point and the
Lustre Christian High School. For more information
on this event visit www.lustrechristian.org

BUZZIFIEDS

Oh yeah,
March
Madness!

Tonight: A 30 percent chance of rain after midnight.

Mostly cloudy, with a low around 31. East wind 9 to 17
mph, with gusts as high as 24 mph.
Saturday: A 20 percent chance of rain before noon.
Mostly cloudy, with a high near 55. East southeast wind
14 to 16 mph, with gusts as high as 23 mph.
Saturday Night: Rain likely. Cloudy, with a low around
31. East wind 11 to 17 mph, with gusts as high as 24
mph. Chance of precipitation is 60%.
Sunday: A 30 percent chance of rain, mainly before
noon. Mostly sunny, with a high near 53. East southeast
wind 6 to 11 mph becoming west in the afternoon.
Sunday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 23.
North northeast wind 5 to 7 mph.
Monday: A slight chance of freezing rain before noon,
then a slight chance of rain. Mostly sunny, with a high
near 48. East northeast wind 8 to 11 mph. Chance of
precipitation is 20%.
Monday Night: Rain and freezing rain likely, possibly
mixed with sleet. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 29.
Tuesday: Rain and snow likely. Mostly cloudy, with a
high near 44.
Tuesday Night: A slight chance of rain and snow showers.
Mostly cloudy, with a low around 25.
Wednesday: A slight chance of rain and snow showers.
Partly sunny, with a high near 42.
Wednesday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 23.
Thursday: Partly sunny, with a high near 47.

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BABY SHOWER for Diane Jensen & Kallen Irene at Sr. Citizen Center.
Friday, March 20 from 7pm - 8:30pm. ALL IS WELCOME TO COME!
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW POSITION OPENINGS: Activities Aide, Part time- Full
time Housekeeper, Full time Maintenance Assistant, Full time C N A,
Bath Aide. BENEFITS Health Insurance, Life Insurance, Vac/Sick/Holiday,
Vision, Retirement Plan. Positions are open until filled. Job applications
and complete job descriptions can be picked up at Valley View Home or
the Glasgow Job Service. FOR ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE CALL ERIN
AT 406-228-2461.
BUZZ
EZZIES MIDTOWN is looking for a full-time employee. Starting wage
is $9.00/hr with some benefits after a 90 day probationary period. Most
shifts will be four 10 hour shifts, some night shifts (1-11pm Sun-Thurs or
2-12pm Fri & Sat) and some day shifts (9am - 7pm). Days and hours of
shifts will vary week to week. APPLICATIONS MAY BE PICKED UP AT
EZZIES MIDTOWN
BUZZ
POSITION ANNOUNCEMENT: Customer Service Representative
Radiology Department. Full-time; Monday - Friday. High School Diploma
or GED required. Previous clerical, medical terminology and computer
experience preferred. Qualified applicant will be responsible for patient
check in, scheduling appointments and data entry of all patient information.
Other duties will include answering telephones, directing to appropriate
personnel and assisting in other clerical duties as assigned. FMDH IS AN
EQUAL OPPORTUNITY/AFFIRMATIVE ACTION EMPLOYER. PLEASE
CONTACT THE HR DEPARTMENT AT (406) 228.3638 FOR MORE
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BUZZ
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references required. SECOND AVENUE PROPERTIES, LLC 263-4893
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Welcome to the 17th Annual Jeff Jurgens

Memorial Youth Basketball Tournament
4th Grade Girls at
Glasgow High School
Glasgow Hoop Stars

Grades 4 10 (Local Rosters)

5th Grade Girls at
Glasgow High School
Glasgow Scotties

Coach Heather Hartsock

Rachelle Glaser......................9
Alexys Mann...........................10
Keeli Harris.............................12
Davyn Myrick..........................23
Summer Garfield....................24
Hannah Toavs.........................32
Aubre Hartsock.......................40
Meranda Bechel.....................52

Coach Jon Kolstad

Josie Kolstad
Abby Engstrom
McKinna Strommen
Iris McKeen
Abrianna Nielson
Tyan Graham
Daley Aune

Milk River Rattlers

Coach Amber Strommen

Zandora Longtree...................14
Montaya Idler..........................20
Mandy Furhman.....................22
Hannah Hanley.......................24
Skylie Lefdahl.........................30
Jaycee Erickson.....................32

Coach Sherri Idler

Cienna Strommen...................10
Codi Donniaquo......................12
Kora Labrie.............................14
Ashton Smith..........................20
Deion Lefdahl.........................22
Mattea McColly.......................30
Kendra Commings..................34

Milk River Rattlers

Frazer Rebels

Coach Charlene Wasson

Teagan Erickson.....................10
Kendell Scheffelmear.............12
Kodi Boone.............................14
Paige Wasson........................20
Ava Hanley.............................22
Abby Yeska.............................32

Coach Corrina Guardipee-Hall

Sierha Eaton
Maiyalin Jackson
Haidyn Raining Bird
Kaylandra St Marks
Baily Buckles
Jasmyn Windy Boy
Allisa Follet
Brianna Hammon
Hallie Kelsey

4th Grade Boys at

Glasgow High School
Glasgow Hot Shots

5th Grade Boys at

Glasgow High School
Glasgow Scotties

Whitewater
Sleeping Buffalos

Coach Ryan Fast

Evan Pankratz........................7
Keigan Engram.......................10
Aiden Hoerster........................35
Jordan Plummer.....................3
Ben Compel............................23
Chase Tarum..........................6
Mo Fast...................................17
Riley Smith.............................1
Beau Malnaa..........................2

Coach Matt Miller

Rance Rhoads........................5
Blake Lloyd.............................12
Mitchel Winchester.................15
Bergan Miller..........................24
Mark Eliason...........................25
Joey Nixdorf............................31
Teddy Tryan............................33
Dylan Linder...........................42

Glasgow 3rd Graders

Coach Joseph Raining Bird

Hunter Raining Bird
Blue Fettig
Keein Ackerman
Ryker Ackerman
John Hotomani
Johnathan Jackson
Allen Turntoes
Toren Richards

Coach Jon Kolstad

Jack Kolstad
Von Miller
Eli Feesel
Carter Hoerster
Jordan Cooll
KJ Ingram
Toren Richards

Frazer

6th Grade Girls at

East Side School
Glasgow Hoop Stars

Coach Heather Hartsock

Rachelle Glaser......................9
Alexys Mann...........................10
Keeli Harris.............................12
Davyn Myrick..........................23
Summer Garfield....................24
Hannah Toavs.........................32
Aubre Hartsock.......................40
Meranda Bechel.....................52

Milk River Rattlers

Coach Lisa Beus

Kia Wasson............................12
Kaitlin McColly........................24
Heidi Anderson.......................30
Jaydyn Erickson.....................34
Danika Soper..........................40
Kelsee Cummings..................42

Frazer Rebels

Coach Corrina Guardipee-Hall

Sierha Eaton
Maiyalin Jackson
Haidyn Raining Bird
Kaylandra St Marks
Baily Buckles
Jasmyn Windy Boy
Allisa Follet
Brianna Hammon
Hallie Kelsey

6th Grade Boys at

East Side School
Glasgow Scotties
Coach Charlene Boland
Will Knierim
Vinnie Chappell
Trevor Klind
Dawson Boland
Kyle Stahl
Aden Zoanni

Hinsdale Raiders

Coach Levi Capdeville

Walker Albus
Aiden Albus
Wes Leatherberry
Jon Taylor
Jack Boone
Jeremy Long Tree
Trey Johnson
Loden Idler
Beau Simonson

7th Grade Girls at

St. Raphaels
Glasgow Scotties

Coach Curt Ross

Keely Fossum.........................15
Aliya Baillargeon.....................11
Ayla Stone..............................4
Taylor Pederson......................14
Laura Ross.............................21
Lylie Foster.............................13
Jaci Travasos..........................24

Nashua Purple

Coach Gregg Fromdahl

Devin Fromdahl......................5
Anika Peters...........................15
Ali Cunningham......................23
Brennan Peters.......................31
Mattea Piersak........................41
Lauren Padden.......................43
Kaydin Sibley..........................51

Frazer Rebels

Coach Corrina Guardipee-Hall

Sierha Eaton
Maiyalin Jackson
Haidyn Raining Bird
Kaylandra St Marks
Baily Buckles
Jasmyn Windy Boy
Allisa Follet
Brianna Hammon
Hallie Kelsey

7th Grade Boys at

St. Raphaels
Glasgow Scotty 7

Coach Gary Wageman

Tim Wageman........................42
Saul Hansen...........................2
Kobe Sibley............................3
Trevor Shipp...........................5
Alec Boland............................23
Wilson Overby........................11
Cody Cronmiller......................7
Kristian Price..........................12
Dexter Monson

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8th Grade Girls at

Evangelical Church
except two at St. Raphaels
Saturday morning
Milk River Rattlers

Coach Kraig Nordahl

Halle Beil............................... 24
Elise Strommen..................... 32
Hannah Anderson.................. 34
Chaykota Christensen........... 40
Sarah Boucher....................... 42
Bella Lawless......................... 44

8th Grade Boys at

Evangelical Church
and Civic Center
Glasgow Northern Hinsdale
Health Clinic

Coach Michael Myrick

Blaine Myrick
Cade Myrick
Kaden Fossum
Ellis McKeen
Brett Glaser
John McColly
Taylor Johnson

Nashua East Fork

Construction

Coach Anthony Bengochea

Gavin Adkins
Gunner Green
Cassidy Green
Chase Guttenberg
Daniel Parpart
Mack Windchester
Dylan Sanner
Sawyer Sibley
Ethan Viste
Eli Zeluff
Calvin Bengochea

High School Girls

at Civic Center
Glasgow HiLine Hoopsters

Coach Dave Nixdorf

Kiauna Barstad.......................10
Khloe Krumwiede...................1
Teagan Fossum......................22
Leinie Hughes.........................3
Lexi Nixdorf.............................2
Jasmine Shaw........................4
Jordan Kulczyk.......................5
Mayson Hudyma.....................6
Alexa Welchlin........................7

Saco/Whitewater/Hinsdale

Coach Darin Cummings

Kayleigh Cummings................42
Bailey Funk.............................34
Jada Sudbruck........................4
Mickayla Johnson...................14
Casity Boucher.......................20

High School Boys

at Civic Center
Glasgow Scotties

Coach Jason Sauer

Cody Ross..............................21
Brayden Ross.........................32
Tyler Hersom..........................20
Bryce Legare..........................3
Trent Herbert..........................23
Kasey Seyfert.........................1
Logan McColly........................15

Hinsdale Raiders

Coach Luke Johnson

Austin Leatherberry
Wrangler Jones
Logan McColly
Christian Menge
Chris Depuydt
Josh Salveson
Ryder Jones
Cody Scheffelmear

Each game will have two 18-minute halves, with a running clock.
Clock will stop for free throws and time-outs only. The clock will stop
during the last two minutes of the game as in regulation play unless
the point spread is 20 points or greater.

High School Boys

Frazer Eastern All Stars
Coach Mike Cole
Korbin Cole
Nathaniel Clark
Saunder St Marks
Daulton Holecek
Traycer Wilson
Pat Hardy
Preston Baldry
Madirius Scott
Xander Little Thunder
Aaron Ackerman
Vergil McCormick

Frazer Bearcubs

Coach Marlin Jackson

Jayson Jackson
Brayden Jackson
Tanner Lien
Thane Helgeson
Trace Simonson
Chance Main
Marcus Jackson

MARCH 18 - 24

Boneless Beef Tri-Tip

STEAKS OR ROAST..............$6.99/lb.
Pork

BABY BACK RIBS................ $3.49/lb.

Boneless Beef

TOP SIRLOIN STEAKS..........$5.99/lb.

Nautilus 10 oz.

SHRIMP RINGS.................. $6.99 ea.

Nautilus 2 lb. Bag

TILAPIA FILLETS................. $7.99 ea.

Sea Cuisine 8.5 - 10 oz. Sel. Var.

FISH..................................$3.99 ea.

Welcome tournament players, coaches, parents and fans. Thanks to

your support, the Jeff Jurgens Memorial Youth Basketball Tournament
has exploded from a modest beginning of 21 teams 15 years ago to a
record 84 teams and 760 participants in 2004.
Unsportsmanlike behavior is not acceptable at this event. This
includes taunting or berating opposing players, officials or bench
personnel. Tournament officials will deal with any such behavior
swiftly, and penalties may include technical fouls, ejection, removal
from the premises or game forfeiture. Remember that this is for the
kids, and we all need to set a positive example of good sportsmanship.

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Knights of
Columbus
This Free health talk
is open to the public
6:00-7:15 pm Tues., Mar. 24th
at the Cottonwood Inn
Convention Center

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FRIDAY, Mar. 20

Luck of the Draw

Card Game

THIS WEEK ONLY

SAVE 20%-50%
on NEW Spring Fashions & ALL Jeans!

Draw for your discount at

the time of purchase.

Mon-Fri 9am ~ 5:30pm

Saturday 9am ~ 4pm

at

St. Raphaels Parish

5:00-6:30pm
Eat in or Take out

Adults - $14
Kids 12 & under - $6
Under 3 eat free!
412 3rd Ave. N Glasgow

SPECIALS:
FRIDAY

Soup: CLAM CHOWDER

Lunch: SHRIMP BURGER
Dinner: WALLEYE

SATURDAY

Soup: COOKS CHOICE

Lunch: REUBEN
Dinner: 8oz SIRLOIN

SUNDAY

Soup: COOKS CHOICE

Lunch: CHICKEN PHILLY
Dinner: HAMBURGER STEAK

MONDAY

Soup: HAM & BEAN

Lunch: BACON
CHEESEBURGER
Dinner: 2 pc PORK CHOP

We Have Soft-Serve Ice Cream!

Have Your Parties Here

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Hwy 2 East
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GLASGOW

SCHOOL MENU
MONDAY
Breakfast

Pancake Wrap Tri Tater

Pears Milk
Lunch

Beef Chalupas w/ Lett., Chz

& Salsa Choc. Brownie Corn
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Letter to the Buzz

Documents to back up this hot air

ST. MARIE TOPICS- I have the right to respond,

to utilize Freedom of the Press. When investors are
organizing to change the direction of activity in St.
Marie, Im interested. When ALL of these large investors
are suing each other, not paying their taxes and other
bills, Im interested. When some of what they are doing
is NOT LEGAL, Im interested. When they DO NOT
produce legal documents or Court Orders to back up
their idle talk and wishful writings, Im interested.
HOT AIR? ...A woman called into the BUZZ
complaining that Im full of hot air and write too lengthy.
In my article of last Friday, I merely summarized the
lengthy Notice to All that the group of investors put
out! Hot Air? ...madam do you know of what you speak?
I have legal documents, contracts, Court Orders, and
the NVCCA books! What do you or your friends have
to back up your views?

NOW WHAT? I have no idea by what power Dan
Dale was made Chairman of the Board of NVCCA, nor
do I know how this group proposes to elect Directors to
NVCCA. Were all legal owners and mortgage holders
notified of the previous meetings and appointment, as
well as future voting and appointments? Is it legal?
LEGAL TITLES? ...With all that being said, is it
really possible to attain Clear and Legal Titles to St.
Marie condos without lawyers and judges involvement?
ASSISTANCE- At this time I wish to offer my
time and efforts in cleaning up NVCCA and getting it
off the ground. Along with Dan Dale, we two straight
gentlemen with integrity and good character can be
trusted to DO whats Right and whats Legal. I wish
to be voted to the NVCCA Board of Directors. Whos
going to notify by mail ALL the legal owners of NVCCA
property?
~ Nick Chiechi

~ Due Diligent Concerned Resident
* comments, corrections, opinions welcomed*

ior Citizen Center

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MONDAY

Oven Baked
Fried Chicken

Call for reservation by 10 AM

228-9500

Thank You
The Glasgow Cal Ripken League
would like to say a big Thank You
to the Scotty Softball Team for putting up
the sponsor signs on the fence and helping us get
ready for another super season.
Thanks, Scotties!

Dr. Chip to make a house call

Dr. Chip Halverson, Naturopathic Physician of

Selah Natural Medicine, will be offering another free
presentation on Tuesday evening, March 24th from
6:00-7:15 at the Cottonwood Inn in Glasgow.
Dr. Chip gave a talk in November on Optimal
Wellness: How to regain and retain your health and
in December did a health talk on Optimal Wellness:
Managing stress, anxiety and depression.
His next talk in the series will focus on Optimal
Wellness: Managing Inflammation, Pain and Chronic
Illness.
Turnouts for the previous talks were great with 90
and 70 people accordingly. The talk is geared to all ages
and not a repeat of previous talks, though some of the
Naturopathic Medicine approach and philosophy will
resonate with this talk as well.

Im really excited my town has become so interested
in natural medicine and sincerely enjoy giving back to
the community that helped raise me, says Dr. Chip.
And Im excited to bring my 17 year old son with me
on this trip.

Friday Funnies
by Sugar

Little Ole was sitting at the kitchen table doing his
school homework. He had a puzzled look on his face
at he considered the assignment that was due: writing
an essay about his origin. He turned to question his
mother.

Mama, vere did Grandma come from? he asked.

Da stork brought her, answered mama Lena.

And vere did yew come from? asked Little Ole.

Da stork brought me, his mother answered.

And vere did I come from? Little Ole inquired.
Vell, son, da stork brought yew, tew, mama Lena
replied.
With a scowl on his face, Little Ole picked up his
pencil, turned to his school tablet, and began writing
his essay: Dere have been no natural births in our
family for tree yenerations.

A duck was about to cross the road, and a chicken
came running up to him saying, Dont do it, man!
Youll never hear the end of it!

It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a
ride on a brisk autumn day. After a wee bit, Paddy who
was sittn behind Seamus on the bike began to holler
...Seamus ... Seamus ... the wind is cuttn me chest out!
Well, Paddy my lad, said Seamus, why dont you
take your jacket off and turn it from front to back ...
thatll block the wind for you.
So Paddy took Seamuss advice and turned his
jacket from front to back and got back on the bike and
the two of them were off down the road again.
After a bit, Seamus turned to talk to Paddy and
was horrified to see that Paddy was not there. Seamus
immediately turned the bike around and retraced their
route, when after a short time he came to a turn in the
road and saw a bunch of farmers standing around Paddy
who was sitting on the ground.

Tanks be to heaven, is he alright? Seamus hailed
to the farmers.

Well, he was alright when we found him here, said
one of the farmers, but since we turned his head from
back to front..... he hasnt said a word since!

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Little Johnny walks into his classroom wearing a
single glove. His teacher asks him what hes doing.
Well, maam, says Johnny, I was watching the
weather program on TV and it said it was going to be
sunny, but on the other hand it could get quite cold.

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