Note: The maximum speed values are those at which the certain vehicle can be

handled. Usually, if that number is exceeded, you lose control of the car.
Now, let's get on with all the cars.
EAGLE 3
Driven by: Max Damage
Maximum speed: 200 mph, 7/10
Acceleration: 3.4 sec. 8/10
Weight: 1.5 tons
Racing: 7/10
Crashing: 5/10
Running Over: 8/10
Overall: 7/10
Cost: free of charge
Not a bad vehicle to start the game with but not one which will last you till
the end. It spins quite easily which can be useful in some occasions while not
so in others. Not the best of acceleration but a worthwhile car. View from
behind the wheel isn't that great either.
COPCAR
Driven by: The Cop
Maximum speed: 140 mph, 4/10
Acceleration: 5.4 sec. 4/10
Weight: 1.6 tons
Racing: 6/10
Crashing: 7/10
Running Over: 8/10
Overall: 7/10
Cost: 540000 credits
You will grow to hate this car. Very defensive and can eat up many, many hits.
Good on most cars and can induce damage even to the big boys. That siren might
get a little annoying but is nevertheless realistic.
HELLROD
Driven by: Rod Hell
Maximum speed: 180 mph, 5/10
Acceleration: 4 sec. 6/10
Weight: 2.5 tons
Racing: 7/10
Crashing: 6/10
Running Over: 8/10
Overall: 6-7/10
What can I say about this car, it's quick, sturdy and is hard to
squash. When battling against it, it might prove itself an annoyer and is not a
very "interesting" car.
BUGGA
Driven by: Auto Scum
Maximum speed: 140 mph, 4/10
Acceleration: 5.4 sec. 4/10
Weight: 1.15 tons
Racing: 6/10
Crashing: 3/10
Running Over: 4/10
Overall: 3/10
Cost: 72000 credits
This car is the weakest car in the whole game. Just
any car wastes it. It is not good at crashing other
over zombies. However it is a good race car. It has
dodge attacks and to finish off lap races. This car

one hit with

cars or driving
no defense but is quick to
is the most easily cuttable

in the entire game.

LADYBUG2
Driven by: Lady B
Maximum speed: 180 mph, 6/10
Acceleration: 6.4 sec. 2/10
Weight: 1 ton
Racing: 4/10
Crashing: 6/10
Running Over: 6/10
Overall: 5-6/10
Cost: 165000 credits
This car is so horribly boring as you can't do much with it. It's light and can
crash some cars but it is slow and does not steer easily. Added to that, it has
poor defense. Don't waste your time with this one. Oh yes, before I forget, if
you make a good run and gain a load of momentum, this will strike the foe like
a blunt but sturdy bullet: something impossible to escape unwasted from.
PURPLE PILEDRIVER
Driven by: Batmad
Maximum speed: 220 mph, 9/10
Acceleration: 3.7 sec. 9/10
Weight: 1.1 tons
Racing: 7/10
Crashing: 5/10
Running Over: 6/10
Overall: 6/10
Cost: 375000 credits
It's fast, sleek, has good grip but is horribly cut in half when it comes to
meet medium sized cars and the above. There will be no positive effect if you
try it out on the enormous trucks. Not offensive and do try to avoid ramming
walls.
THE BUZZMOBILE
Driven by: Buzz Lightyear
Maximum speed: 160 mph, 5/10
Acceleration: 3.9 sec. 8/10
Weight: 0.5 tons
Racing: 8/10
Crashing: 1/10
Running Over: 3/10
Overall: 3/10
Cost: 69000 credits
Too light to do any crashing or running over. A moderate racer but beware of
the other cars who might come in on you, causing you to crash easily. It has
almost no defense at all but is a classy, very dodgy, racer.
LAMB O'GENIE
Driven by: Kutter
Maximum speed: 200 mph, 8/10
Acceleration: 4.2 sec. 8/10
Weight: 1.5 tons
Racing: 6/10
Crashing: 5/10
Running Over: 6/10
Overall: 5/10
Cost: 315000 credits
This Lamborghini will cut through almost anyhting but beware, it has weak
defense and so, the harder the hit, the more damage you are causing yourself.
This car is also an excellent racer and pedestrian chopper.

THE SUPASTUKA
Driven by: Heinz Faust
Maximum speed: 400 mph, 10/10
Acceleration: 4.2 sec. 8/10
Weight: 4 tons
Racing: 2/10
Crashing: 5/10
Running Over: 7/10
Overall: 4/10
Cost: 395000 credits
You will almost never finish a race with this bomber happy
because of the timeless times you will have repaired the wings.
You might feel that the wings are useless beacause they do
not allow you to pass through narrow spaces. Think again, they
cut pedestrians in half! This car is not an easy crasher but has
excellent defense and opponents feel awkward as to where the hell they should
crash into it.
STREET MACHINE
Driven by: Wide Boy
Maximum speed: 140 mph, 4/10
Acceleration: 5.9 sec. 4/10
Weight: 1.37 tons
Racing: 5/10
Crashing: 5/10
Running Over: 6/10
Overall: 5/10
Cost: 210000 credits
This car is baaaad. Almost no grip and low speed. The good
things are that its got moderate defense and moderate crashing
abilities. The sound it produces as you accelerate might bother
you a lot and the speakers can also fall out of the boot.
RAZORBACK
Driven by: Auto Scum
Maximum speed: 130 mph, 3/10
Acceleration: 6.2 sec. 3/10
Weight: 0.83 tons
Racing: 4/10
Crashing: 5/10
Running Over: 4/10
Overall: 4-5/10
Cost: 110000 credits
You will love to hate crashing into this small, defensive car. It is slow but
is very crash resistant. Unless you don't attempt to make quick work out of it,
it will keep bugging you around.
PIRANHA
Driven by: Auto Scum (Gee, how many cars does he drive?)
Maximum speed: 130 mph, 3/10
Acceleration: 6.2 sec. 3/10
Weight: 1.66 tons
Racing: 5/10
Crashing: 6/10
Running Over: 7/10
Overall: 5/10
Cost: 187000 credits
This might be misleading. To a beginner, this one looks like a big blunt
machine, pancaking anything with its front. But that's not what this car's all

about. Actually, it's not great in offense and as peculiarly as it may seem, it
is an extraordinary racecar. Yep, those giant wheels keep you firmly to the
ground and cornering is not a trouble any more, as it's very difficult to lose
control of this machine. The speed ain't that great but you don't need
excessive velocity when you have a vehicle that controls as easily as this one.
However, its flatness and large wheels tend to give it a large, exposed surface
area for rivals to slam into.
HICK PICKUP
Driven by: Banjo Strummy
Maximum speed: 120 mph, 2/10
Acceleration: 8.2 sec. 1/10
Weight: 3 tons
Racing: 2/10
Crashing: 8/10
Running Over: 7/10
Overall: 7/10
Cost: 842000 credits
Excellent defense makes up for this pickup's slow speed and
acceleration. It is useful when taking on all kinds of cars but
you'll need a lot of distance for the car to pick up velocity and momentum. The
front wheels, relatively fat back-wheels and weight variating from different
points on the car make for some pretty uneasy steering and especially
cornering, where continuous turning makes for some difficult straightening-up
back when you're on a straight. This, needs some practice to handle. Another
sightly pro for this machine is the ease with which it performs reverse
one-eighties. Really, a speciality.
THE PLOW MK.2
Driven by: Don Dumpster (Ron Dumpster's brother)
Maximum speed: 120 mph, 2/10
Acceleration: 7.2 sec. 2/10
Weight: 10 tons
Racing: 3/10
Crashing: 10/10
Running Over: 9/10
Overall: 9-10/10
Cost: 1000000 credits
Who cares about slow speed and bad acceleration when you've
got a whole dumpster truck to squish zombies and mangle
opponents' cars with? If yah got this truck, you'll definitely complete the
game. It has first class defense but is a bad racer owing to its acceleration.
Very naughty.
SLAM SEDAN
Driven by: Otis P Jivefunk
Maximum speed: 120 mph, 2/10
Acceleration: 7.2 sec. 2/10
Weight: 1.7 tons
Racing: 6-7/10
Crashing: 7/10
Running Over: 8/10
Overall: 8/10
Cost: 460000 credits
This car is very comfortable to drive in and smash into the
pedestrians. The car is very strong which means it stands no
chance of leaving a small car unwasted. It is also a good race car and can
challenge the heavy dudes.
COW POKER

Driven by: Slim Chance (Silvester Stallion's twin, but with a cowboy hat)
Maximum speed: 120 mph, 2/10
Acceleration: 7.2 sec. 2/10
Weight: 2 tons
Racing: 4-5/10
Crashing: 6/10
Running Over: 7/10
Overall: 6/10
Cost: 480000 credits
Excellent car mangler that seems to work best on small cars. It
is not very quick. The pokes on the front bumper assure you of
wasting your opponents in no time at all.
MAD MORRIS
Driven by: Maurice Stawlart
Maximum speed: 120 mph, 3/10
Acceleration: 9.2 sec. 1/10
Weight: 1.6 tons
Racing: 5-6/10
Crashing: 7/10
Running Over: 6/10
Overall: 6/10
Cost: 389000 credits
Strong, resistant, buggy and very useful indeed. Squishes normal cars just like
zombies. Not too fast though and steering might be a problem.
MONSTER BEATLE
Driven by: Herb 'E'
Maximum speed: 150 mph, 5/10
Acceleration: 5.2 sec. 5/10
Weight: 3.45 tons
Racing: 2/10
Crashing: depends 3/10 or 6-7/10
Running Over: 5/10
Overall: 4/10
Cost: 542000 credits
Excellent defense and quite big for a beetle. Crashing cars with this
monster ain't easy though. I mean, how can you mangle a car with
rubber. It's engine isn't fit to drive that, it's simply too light.
Another con is that when you accelerate, which you'll need for car mangling,
its front lifts up and you're unable to attack head-on and the opponent gets a
cosy cushion of rubber in his face.
FORKING ADA
Driven by: Ada Nuff
Maximum speed: 110 mph
Acceleration: 12.2 sec.
Weight: 2.06 tons
Racing: 4-5/10
Crashing: 6/10
Running Over: 6/10
Overall: 6/10
Cost: 212000 credits
This is not a bad street crasher or a zombia destroyer but is more of a circus
attraction. Still, it's a fun vehicle with notable defense.
DC CODBRA
Driven by: Shawnee Smitt
Maximum speed: 180 mph
Acceleration: 5.2 sec.

Weight: 1.1 tons.

Racing: 9/10
Crashing: 6/10
Running Over: 7/10
Overall: 7/10
Cost: 789000 credits
This is way too expensive for what it is worth. It might be good early on in
the game but can hardly tackle the trucking dudes which can be bought with the
credits spared from not bying this one. If you have enough to buy them all,
then I suggest you do so because it kills zombies with ease and is a marvellous
racer.
COUPE DE GRACE
Driven by: Grace Full
Maximum speed: 170 mph
Acceleration: 6.2 sec.
Weight: 1.6 tons
Racing: 6/10
Crashing: 4/10
Running Over: 4/10
Overall: 4/10
Cost: 273000 credits
This car is small and escapes easily from mess but isn't that versatile and
wastes easily. Not a bad weight for its size, but this causes it to be slow and
makes swerving very difficult. Don't bother turning left or right while on an
unstoppable run. Just Recover as you won't make it anyway, no matter how much
you try to spin.
DEATHCRUISER
Driven by: Mike Hunt
Maximum speed: 190 mph
Acceleration: 3.8 sec.
Weight: 8.0 tons
Racing: 4/10
Crashing: 9-10/10
Running Over: 10/10
Overall: 9/10
Cost: 1500000 credits
Now, this is something worth its cost! This is yet another massive vehicle
that, if ya got it, ya finished the game. This gathers such momentum at full
speed that there's hardly anything that will put up resistance against it's
force. Get it, it's a spectacular and fun car but is a bit long and gets cut up
jusst too easily for its size.
JETCAR
Driven by: Jenny Taylia
Maximum speed: 190 mph
Acceleration: 3.8 sec.
Weight: 2.0 tons
Racing: 5/10
Crashing: 3/10
Running Over: 4/10
Overall: 4/10
Cost: 115000 credits
This car is one of the most "neutral" and uninteresting things I've seen in
this world so far. One can use up an eternity trying to crash it from any side
while the driver of itself will be confused as to how he should strike back or
finish the race. It practicaly sucks at everything except for its defensive
evasiveness, but how can that help when you'll be very busy trying to finish a
race in that damn thing!?

HAWK3
Driven by: Die Anna
Maximum speed: 240 mph
Acceleration: 3.2 sec.
Weight: 1.3 tons
Racing: 8/10
Crashing: 5/10
Running Over: 6/10
Overall: 7/10
Cost: 495000 credits
She's back for more. Trying to waste other opponents with it is a slightly more
difficult job than the usual for its front is so low that it slides below the
chassis of the opponent and cause him to fly overhead, without doing much
damage. However, it's a worthy race car and is very similar to the Eagle.
PORKER2
Driven by: Herr Kooled
Maximum speed: 170 mph
Acceleration: 3.9 sec.
Weight: 2.0 tons
Racing: 8/10
Crashing: 5-6/0
Running Over: 6/10
Overall: 6/10
Cost: 540000 credits
This porsche is interesting but is also very simliar to cars of that same
range. It's considerably good in all aspects except for tackling tough guys.
BLOOD RIVIERA
Driven by: Dan Dead
Maximum speed: 160 mph
Acceleration: 4.9 sec.
Weight: 1.16 tons
Racing: 6/10
Crashing: 6/10
Running Over: 7/10
Overall: 6/10
Cost: 383200 credits
Not much to say here. It speaks for itself but the speed might be a bit of
problem.
SEMI MK.2
Driven by: Mother Trucker
Maximum speed: 140 mph
Acceleration: 3.9 secs
Weight: 8.0 tons
Racing: 5/10
Crashing: 7/10
Running Over: 8/10
Overall: 7/10
Cost: 1450000 credits
Better than the regular car but not as good as the Abba Cab. It can be used
effectively to waste pedestrians and small to medium-sized vehicles but not
bigger ones as the front part (with the grille) is very, very weak.
TASHITA2
Driven by: Ed 101
Maximum speed: 190 mph
Acceleration: 3.9 sec.

Weight: 1.5 tons

Racing: 7/10
Crashing: 6/10
Running Over: 8/10
Overall: 6/10
Cost: 170000 credits
Very entertaining, with a good skin. When you're playing against it, you'll
notice how aggressive it really is: not allowing you to crash into it by
bugging you around. As with other cars of the same size: beware of monster
trucks.
THE RED VET
Driven by: Ash
Maximum speed: 140 mph
Acceleration: 5.9 sec.
Weight: 2.0 tons
Racing: 7-8/10
Crashing: 7/10
Running Over: 8-9/10
Overall: 7/10
Cost: 732000 credits
Although not as sleek as others, and not as fast as them, there's a real,
musceled tyrnat beneath its cover. This wastes anything with ease, especially
when it momentum builds up to a lethal maximum. Also, makes quick work of
zombies and despite its speed, it spins and corners marvellously, making it an
excellent racer
VLAD3
Driven by: Vlad
Maximum speed: 240 mph
Acceleration: 1.9 sec.
Weight: 1.0 tons
Racing: 4/10
Crashing: 2/10
Running Over: 3/10
Overall: 3/10
Cost: 82000 credits
Crap. Crap. Crap. As with other beginning cars, this looks cool and amazing but
is actually worthless. This one has gob-smacking acceleration and speed but
it's weightlessness makes it impossible to handle at such bursts of speed.
Moreover, it can't corner right and is easy prey for any opponent flying at
breakneck speed against its easily-exploitable side.
ABBA CAB
Driven by: Magnum Magnumsson
Maximum speed: 120 mph
Acceleration: 9.9 sec.
Weight: 6.0 tons
Racing: 5/10
Crashing: 8/10
Running Over: 9/10
Overall: 8/10
Cost: 1750000 credits
A good improvement of the Semi MK.2. It is very purposeful except for racing.
It can't leap over pits as it will twist due to unbalanced weight. Try not to
drive close to walls as it will stick to them causing unnecessary annoyance.
This takes on everything and is difficult to bring down.
FLOWER PLOWER
Driven by: Moon Child

Maximum speed: 150 mph

Acceleration: 9.9 sec.
Weight: 2.5 tons
Racing: 3/10
Crashing: 5/10
Running Over: 5/10
Overall: 4-5/10
Cost: n/a
This vehicle becomes available to you only whence you complete the game. This
means that there won't be much competitive battles to complete the game itself
while driving this. Also, it doesn't appear as an opponent. It is horrid when
it come sto racing, and especially accelerating. Above that, it cannot spin. ;
. ;
THUNDERBUCKET
Driven by: Sithea
Maximum speed: 180 mph
Acceleration: 5.9 sec.
Weight: 3.0 tons
Racing: 5/10
Crashing: 4-5/10
Running Over: 6/10
Overall: 5/10
Cost: 175000 credits
Lovely vehicle only that it is weak and isn't that wide for zombie thrashing,
cornering, spinning or evading. Might be useful early one but, as I said, is
too weak to do anything and is easy prey.
LOGGERHEAD
Driven by: Halfwit Harry
Maximum speed: 140 mph
Acceleration: 7.9 sec.
Weight: 20.0 tons
Racing: 3/10
Crashing: 10/10
Running Over: 10/10
Overall: 9-10/10
Cost: 2500000 credits (Cheap!)
Well, well. This is one spectacular truck and is very similar to the Big Dump.
It wastes anything and zombies get killed as easily as breathng in air. Few
things can damage it severely due to its engine altitude. But, remember that it
has poor defense and that a crash into a wall is very damaging. A tip: don't
use it in levels with narrow passages or irregular tarmac.
THE BIMMER
Driven by: Kurt Blasthoff
Maximum speed: 240 mph
Acceleration: 2.9 sec.
Weight: 1.13 tons
Racing: 5/10
Crashing: 5/10
Running Over: 5/10
Overall: 5/10
Cost: 120000 credits
This is quite an uninteresting vehicle. It is claimed to have a high speed, but
do not be fooled. It'll take you very, very long to reach a fine speed and
you'll probably need a very long stretch of straight land to do so. Forget this
one, it's not worth it.
PROP SHAFTER

Driven by: Silvester Stallion

Maximum speed: 190 mph
Acceleration: 2.9 sec.
Weight: 1.18 tons
Racing: 8-9/10
Crashing: 5/10
Running Over: 7/10
Overall: 6/10
Cost: 210000 credits
This is an entertainign little car. It doesn't have one of the worst defenses
but can quickly escape sudden attacks. It is an outstanding race car and chops
zombie bits n pieces to steaks with its two propellors.
THE HARVESTER
Driven by: Farmer Fright
Maximum speed: 190 mph
Acceleration: 2.9 sec
Weight: 5.0 tons
Racing: 2/10
Crashing: 7/10
Running Over: 9/10
Overall: 6/10
Cost: 1720000 credits
This harvester harvests more than the season's crop... That solid grinder up
front pulps zombies and provides an iron wall as well as an offensive tool
against all opponents. The drawbacks are these: it is very difficult to handle
and has a tendency to lose control just too easily. The massive harvester might
not allow entry into more narrow slits and you might as well watch out for
checkpoints...
DEGORY'UN 2
Driven by: Russ T
Maximum speed: 140 mph
Acceleration: 6.9 secs
Weight: 1.6 tons
Racing: 7-8/10
Crashing: 5/10
Running Over: 7/10
Overall: 6/10
Cost: 631000 credits
Pretty much an average car with no interesting features. It skewers zombies and
is a regular racer. It spins just a tad too easily.
BIG DUMP
Driven by: Pitbull
Maximum speed: 150 mph
Acceleration: 9.4 sec.
Weight: 35.0 tons
Racing: 1/10
Crashing: 10/10
Running Over: 9/10
Overall: 10/10
Cost: (coming up)
You have only one chance in a game to get this one. But the price isn't that
easy to find credits for. It will finish the game for you faster than otherwise
possible and nothing can stop it. (Except solid walls to which it is very weak.)
There are three vehicles coming up: SCREWIE 2, DIGGA and the MACH 13. Please
send corrections and extra info.

Here are some awards for cars:

Small fry and defense:
1. Bugga
2. The Buzzmobile
3. Vlad
The big boys:
1. Big Dump
2. Loggerhead
3. Deathcruiser
4. The Plow MK. 2
5. Abba Cab
6. The Semi MK. 2
7. The Harvester
The quick and the dead:
1. Supastuka
2. The Bimmer (Quite slow at first but unstoppable when it speeds)
3. Die Anna
4. Purple Piledriver
5. Eagle3
The annoyin' ones:
1. Jetcar
2. Razorback
3. Tashita2 (well, it keeps ramming into you no matter what)
4. The Plow MK. 2
5. Copcar