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Batman
(Terry McGinnis)\par}

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{\i\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
(to the Jokerz){\i0 It's a school night, boys and girls. I'm gonna have to call
your folks. \par}}

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{\*\pn\pnlvlblt\pnql\pnstart1\pnindent360\pnf1{\pntxtb
\'b7}}{\i\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 (after the Jokerz's vehicle crashes){\i0
That
ain\u8217\'92t coming out of my allowance. \par}}

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{\*\pn\pnlvlblt\pnql\pnstart1\pnindent360\pnf1{\pntxtb
\'b7}}{\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 I hate to say it but I think your little Robin
's turned into a bitter old crow.\par}
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\par}

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Ah, brave new world, that has such putzes in it...\par}

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-Changed
to "yutzes" in the edited cut\par}

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You know, kids, a lot has changed since your old Uncle Joker's been away. New
Gotham
, new rules... even a new {\i Batman}. But now I'm tanned, I'm rested and I'm
ready
to give this old town a wedgie again! \par}

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{\*\pn\pnlvlblt\pnql\pnstart1\pnindent360\pnf1{\pntxtb
\'b7}}{\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 Bonk? Oh, right. Dead. \par}

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{\*\pn\pnlvlblt\pnql\pnstart1\pnindent360\pnf1{\pntxtb
\'b7}}{\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 Hello, Gotham. Joker's back in town! {\i
(Trademark
laugh)} \par}

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{\*\pn\pnlvlblt\pnql\pnstart1\pnindent360\pnf1{\pntxtb
\'b7}}{\i\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 (meeting the new Batman){\i0 Ah, the new boy
. Ears are too long, and I miss the cape. But not too shabby. Not too shabby at
all. \par}}

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{\*\pn\pnlvlblt\pnql\pnstart1\pnindent360\pnf1{\pntxtb
\'b7}}{\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 This is one of Uncle Sam's orbiting defense
satellites
. Hyperion-class, laser armed. Handy little gadget for shooting down unfriendly
missiles, or giving somebody a world-class hotfoot! {\i [simulation of the
satellite
firing down on Gotham]} Think of it as urban tagging on a grand scale, reminding
all and sundry that {\i this} is Joker territory! \par}

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{\*\pn\pnlvlblt\pnql\pnstart1\pnindent360\pnf1{\pntxtb
\'b7}}{\i\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 [after shocking Ace]{\i0 End of the line,
{\ul\cf2{{\field{\*\fldinst{ HYPERLINK "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snoopy"}}
{\fldrslt
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{\*\pn\pnlvlblt\pnql\pnstart1\pnindent360\pnf1{\pntxtb
\'b7}}{\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 I think it helps add resonance to a hero's
mission
to have some defining element of tragedy in his background, don't you? \par}

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{\*\pn\pnlvlblt\pnql\pnstart1\pnindent360\pnf1{\pntxtb
\'b7}}{\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 Adios, Brucie. I suppose I should salute you
as a worthy adversary and all that, but the truth is I really did hate your guts
.\par}

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Drake\par}

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{\i\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
(working on a communications array, not looking up){\i0 You might as well show
yourself. I heard you coming a mile away. }[Batman decloaks]{\i0 I'm no Boy
Wonder
anymore, but that old training never goes away, even at my age. \par}}

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{\*\pn\pnlvlblt\pnql\pnstart1\pnindent360\pnf1{\pntxtb
\'b7}}{\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 Me and the others gave everything, but it just
wasn't enough for the old man. I used to think, if I went on long enough, someday
he'd retire and I'd... ah, the heck with it. Capes, costumes, bad guys - it was
kid's stuff! Bruce probably did me a favor. By the end, I was so sick of it I
never
wanted to see that stupid Robin suit again...! {\i [turns around; Batman is gone
]} Some things never change. \par}

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{\*\pn\pnlvlblt\pnql\pnstart1\pnindent360\pnf1{\pntxtb
\'b7}}{\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 Hey old man.\par}

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Wayne
\par}

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Terry. I've been thinking about something you once told me. And you were wrong.
It's not Batman that makes you worthwhile; it's the other way around. Never tell
yourself anything different.\par}

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Twins\par}
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(Each speaking one line at a time) Well if it isn't old mister Wayne. So debonair
. So dapper. {\i (one knees him)} So decrepit.\par}

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Chucko
{\b0 : Batman showed up and we had to ditch, but we were able to save this: the
console's memory board. {\i [Chucko slides the board to Joker, who is sitting
across
the table. Joker catches it.]} I know it's not much, but-\par}}

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Joker
{\b0 : "It's not much"? It's {\i nothing}! {\i [smashes the memory board]} Losers
, all of you. A disgrace to the name "Joker". Why, in my day--\par}}

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Bonk
{\b0 : "In your day"?! Ever since you conned your way into this gang it's been "
in your day" this, "in your day" that!\par}}

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Chucko
{\b0 : {\i [uneasily]} Bonk...\par}}

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Bonk
{\b0 : Your day is over, old man, even if you are who you say you are; and
personally
, I think you're a fake!\par}}

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Joker
{\b0 : Ah, brave new world... that has such putzes in it. :{\i [It was "yutzes"
in the edited cut]}\par}}

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Bonk
{\b0 : He's got us running around, ripping out a lot of geek junk, but no cash!
He won't tell us what his plan is, even if he has one! {\i I want out}!\par}}

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Joker
{\b0 : {\i [Amused, the Joker pulls out a gun.]} If you insist...\par}}

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Bonk
{\b0 : Hey, man, take it easy! I-I was, I was just kidding!\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\i\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 [
The Joker fires, but a flag pops out of the end of the gun.]{\i0\par}}

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Joker
{\b0 : So was I! {\i [The Joker chuckles and waves the gun, then shoots the flag
into Bonk's chest.]} Oops! No I wasn't! That's also how we did it in my day. You
know, kids, a lot has changed since your old Uncle Joker's been away: new Gotham
, new rules, even a new {\i Batman.} But now I'm tanned, I'm rested, and I'm ready
to give this town a wedgie again! :{\i [The following was deleted in the edited
cut]} I have to know you're with me. Will you say it for me one time?\par}}

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Jokerz
{\b0 : {\i [Terrified.]} We're with you!\par}}

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Joker
{\b0 : A little louder.\par}}

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Jokerz
{\b0 : {\i [Louder.]} We're with you!\par}}

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Joker
{\b0 : Dee-Dee?\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 The
Dee-Dee Twins{\b0 : We're with you!\par}}

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Joker
{\b0 : Boys?\par}}

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Chucko
and Ghoul{\b0 : We're with you!\par}}

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Joker
{\b0 : Bonk? ... Oh, right. Dead. {\i [Pauses, breaking the fourth wall and gazing
at the audience.]} Dee-Dee, be a lamb and sweep out the trash. There's a good
girls
! Your renewed faith puts a smile in my heart! Let's say we forget about tonight
's mishap and start over?\par}}

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End of scene deleted from the edited cut]{\i0\par}}

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Chucko
{\b0 : Great, Boss!\par}}

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Joker
{\b0 : Ghoul, m'boy, we're gonna need a new systems scanner; who's got one that
they'd be willing to donate?\par}}
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Ghoul
{\b0 : Checking! What we need is cutting edge. These are the only other places we
'd be able to find one.\par}}

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Joker
{\b0 : {\i [Reading off a list.]} Hmmm... Nope. Nuh-uh. Nope. {\i [Finally finding
a candidate.]} Ah!\par}}

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Ghoul
{\b0 : There? Security's gonna be tight.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : Oh, yes! But think of the fun!\par}}

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Terry
{\b0 : So... The Joker, huh? Must be spry for a guy who's like... mid-nineties?
Any theories on that? Clone? Robot? Suspended animation after being frozen in a
block of ice?\par}}

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Bruce
{\b0 : Shut up and drive.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Terry
{\b0 : Yes sir.\par}}

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\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\i\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 [
Terry and Dana are dancing, while Terry is falling asleep, Dana tries to keep him
awake by talking...it doesn't work, so...]{\i0\par}}

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Dana
{\b0 : Terry, my head's on fire.\par}}

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Terry
{\b0 : [takes the hand of another girl, his eyes are closed] You look good.\par}
}

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Dana
{\b0 : [angry] MCGINNIS!!\par}}

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Other girl giggles and walks away]{\i0\par}}

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Terry
{\b0 : Sorry, babe. Guess the day was longer than I thought.\par}}

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Bruce
Wayne{\b0 : It's not possible. He died years ago.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Terry
McGinnis{\b0 : You're {\i sure}?\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Bruce
{\b0 : {\i [shortly]} I was there.\par}}

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Bruce gets up starts walking away]{\i0\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\i\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 [
there's a beat of silence]{\i0\par}}

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Terry
{\b0 {\i [softy]}: You killed him... didn't you? {\i [Wayne stops and hangs his
head, but still doesn't look at him]} He was gonna do something so terrible that
you had no other choice. That was it, wasn't it?\par}}

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Terry
McGinnis{\b0 : Where's the Joker?\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Timothy
Drake{\b0 : Joker?\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Terry
McGinnis{\b0 : Drop the act. I know you are working for him.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Timothy
Drake{\b0 : No. Joker's gone. I don't know where he is. Really.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Bruce
Wayne{\b0 : The suit's sensors aren't picking up any pulse fluctuations. He's
telling
the truth.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Timothy
Drake{\b0 : I don't do this anymore. I have a home and family. I gave this up
years
ago. Kid's stuff. That's all it was.\par}}
\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Terry
McGinnis{\b0 : He may be telling the truth but he's still whack.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Timothy
Drake{\b0 : Fun and games. Boy wonder playing hero. Fighting off bad guys and no
one ever gets... oh god. I killed him. I didn't mean to. I tried so hard to
forget
. But I still hear the shot. Still see the dead smile. Every night the dreams get
stronger... he's there when I sleep. Whispering! Laughing! Telling me that I'm
as bad as he is! We're both the same! :{\i [In the edited cut, "killed him" was
replaced with "did it," "his scream" replaced "the shot," and "frozen" replaced "
dead."]}\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Terry
McGinnis{\b0 : I'm calling an ambulance.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Timothy
Drake{\b0 : No. I'm all right. Forgive me Terry, old nasty memories twist inside
me like bad oysters. Nothing, really. I'm perfectly fine now.\par}}

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Terry
McGinnis{\b0 : How do you know my name?\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Timothy
Drake{\b0 : There's nothing about you I don't know. Batfake.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\i\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 [
Throws the steel ball he's holding which turns into an electric claw and grabs
Terry
by the arm, Terry collapses to the ground, immobilized.]{\i0\par}}

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Bruce
Wayne{\b0 : Terry!\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Timothy
Drake{\b0 : Have a time out. Kid. Can't let you spoil the party too soon. And
Bruce
, I'm sure you have got your monkey boy wired somehow. That's just peachy. Because
I want you to see every minute of this. It's a killer. :{\i [line was "It's a
doozy
" in the edited cut]}\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\i\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 [
Laughs hysterically, holding his head, and after a while, becomes The Joker]{\i0
\par}}

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\b\i Italic text''{\i0 Joker}}: {\i [Takes off the lab coat, showing the purple
tights underneath]} Oh, I never get tired of that!\par}
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Terry
McGinnis{\b0 : Drake, you're The Joker?\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : That flabby oaf doesn't realize I'm using him as a time share. Beneath this
puckish exterior lies the mind of a genius years ahead of my time. In the weeks
young Robin was under my tutelage, I used him as the subject of my greatest
experiment
. Using cutting-edge genetics technology which I pinched here and there, I encoded
my DNA in a microchip and set it in Bird Boy's birdbrain. Here. Everything that
was me has been sleepin' all comfy and cozy inside Tim Drake's subconsious. At
first, I had to limit the time I spent in Drake's body. He's not aware of what I
do... chalking up lingering memories to bad dreams. If his family misses him, I
simply call wifey and tell her, {\i [Imitating Drake's voice]} "I'm working late
, honey." {\i [Goes back to his own voice]} The changes come at will, now. And
soon
, I'll be strong enough to live in this body permanently. MR. J'S ON THE REBOUND
, BABY! MY COMEBACK PARTY'S GONNA SET THE WHOLE {\i TOWN} ON FIRE!\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1{\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28\par}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : You're out of your league, McGinnis. I know every trick the original Batman
and Robin knew at their peak.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Batman
{\b0 : Maybe. But you don't know a thing about me.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : YOU? What's to know? You're a punk! A rank amateur! A costumed errand boy
taking orders from a senile old man. Still, if it's a whupping you're a-
wantin'...
\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\i\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 [
He rolls up his sleeves, and they fight; Joker gains the upper hand.]{\i0\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Batman
{\b0 : {\i [To Bruce, through comlink]} He's tough. Any suggestions, boss?\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Bruce
Wayne{\b0 : Joker's vain and likes to talk. He'll try to distract you. But don'
t listen. Block it out and power on through.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Batman
{\b0 : Wait... I like to talk, too...\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\i\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 [
They fight, and Terry knees the Joker in the gut.]{\i0\par}}
\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : What're you doing?\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Batman
{\b0 : Fighting dirty.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : The REAL Batman would never-- {\i [Terry pushes the knee in further]}\par
}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Batman
{\b0 : Told you ya didn't know me.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : Funny guy...\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Batman
{\b0 : Can't say the same for you.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : Impudent brat - who do you think you're talking to?\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Batman
{\b0 : Not a comedian, I'll tell you that.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : {\i [draws a laser pistol]} Shut your mouth! {\i [fires at Batman]}\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Batman
{\b0 : {\i [retreats into the rafters]} The real Batman never talked to you much
, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him. {\i [tosses a batarang
, knocking the gun out of Joker's hand]}\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Batman
{\b0 : Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. {\i [hits the lights with a
batarang, turning them off]} The real reason you kept coming back was you never
got a laugh out of the old man.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : I'm not hearing this...\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Batman
{\b0 : Get a clue, clowny! He's got no sense of humor! He wouldn't know a good
joke
if it bit him in the cape... not that you ever had a good joke.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : {\i (really getting angry)} Shut up... Shut up!!\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Batman
{\b0 : I mean, joy buzzers, squirting flowers - lame! Where's the "A" material?
Make a face, drop your pants, something!\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : Show yourself!\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Batman
{\b0 : You make me laugh. But only 'cause I think you're kinda pathetic. {\i
[mimics
the Joker's laugh]}\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : Stop that!\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Batman
{\b0 : {\i (still laughing mockingly)} So you fell in a tank of acid, got your
skin
bleached and decided to become a supervillain. What? You couldn't get a job as
a rodeo clown? {\i [continues laughing]}\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : {\i [grabs some grenades]} Don't you dare laugh at me!...\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Batman
{\b0 : {\i [laughs more]} Why? I thought The Joker always wanted to make Batman
laugh!\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : {\i (throwing grenades)} }YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!!!{\b0\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1{\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28\par}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : Laugh it up {\i now}, McGinniss! Miserable little punk! {\i Laugh!} I can
't hear you!\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Terry
{\b0 : Ha... ha. [{\i Jabs joybuzzer into Joker's neck, killing him}]\par}}
\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\qc\sl240\slmult1{\b\ul\f0\cf1\lang1033\fs32\kerning28
\par}

\pard\keepn\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1{\b\f0\lang1033\fs36\kerning28
Flashback
\par}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1{\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 A
significant
portion of the movie is dedicated to the final battle between the original Batman
and Joker; quotes from this segment are separated here.\par}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 The
Joker{\b0 : You know, Bats, we've been doing this little runaround of ours for
years. It's been loads of laughs, but sad fact is, none of us are getting any
younger
.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Harley
Quinn{\b0 : That old clock's a'tickin'!\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 The
Joker{\b0 : Quite right, poo. And Harley and I thought it was time to start a
family
. Add a "Joker Junior" to our merry brood.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Harley
Quinn{\b0 : But rather than go through all the joys of childbirth, {\i [makes
disgusted
face]} we decided to adopt.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 The
Joker{\b0 : We couldn't do it legally, but then we remembered that you always
have
a few spare kids lying around \emdash so we borrowed one.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\i\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 [
Joker presses a button, which draws back the curtain, revealing a shadowed figure
strapped to a table.]{\i0\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Batman
{\b0 : No...\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Batgirl
{\b0 : My God!\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 The
Joker{\b0 : He needed a little moulding, of course; what kid doesn't? But, in
time
, we came to love him as our own. Say hello, J.J.!:{\i [Insert the scene's context
]}\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\i\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 [
Robin appears fom the shadows, mutilated to look like the Joker and laughing
mindlessly
]{\i0\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1{\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28\par}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28 The
Joker{\b0 : What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll
provide the narration... {\i [the screen flickers to life, showing "Our Family
Memories
"]} I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely
tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong - but
all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll... and the dear lad began
to share such secrets with me. {\i [In the edited cut, "the serums and the shocks
took their tool... and" was cut]} Secrets that are mine alone to know... {\i
Bruce
}. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his
Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the stern
and batarangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy
! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. {\i [pause]} Oh, what the heck, I'll
laugh anyway! HA HA HA HA HA HAA!\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1{\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28\par}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : If you don't like the movie, I've got slides.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1{\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28\par}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Batman
{\b0 : I'll break you in two...\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : Oh, Batman, if you had the guts for {\i that} kind of fun, you'd have done
it {\i years} ago. I on the other hand... {\i [The Joker produces a knife from
his sleeve and cuts Batman across the chest, or in the edited cut, he just punches
him]}\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1{\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28\par}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : You've {\i lost}, Batman. Robin is {\i mine}. The last sound you'll hear
will be our laughter. {\i [tosses flag-gun to Tim]} Here you go, sonny boy!\par}
}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Edited
cut Joker{\b0 : Make him one of us!\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Uncut
version Joker{\b0 : Make daddy proud: deliver the punchline.\par}}

\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1{\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28\par}
\pard\nowidctlpar\nooverflow\sl240\slmult1\li360{\b\f0\lang1033\fs24\kerning28
Joker
{\b0 : {\i (dying)} That's not funny... that's not...}}}