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To my precious love:
In Cupid’s cause heart’s hunter stalks his prize In lover’s mail shall I unflinching stand
To snare with Venus’ aid one crowned in grace And face thy female fury undismayed
Whose boldness strikes as lightning from her eyes As stones and cudgels fly at thy command
Decrying Sweetness’ veil upon her face. To me from lovelorn suitor’s cause dissuade.
At Love’s jesses shying, she taketh flight: My courting gifts thou in the midden fling
To Artemis flees from bright light of day, Or to a chance-met beggar oft do throw;
But silver shafts dispell the cloak of night Thy taunts and tales as chiming churchbells ring
Revealing maiden heart by love held bay. Resounding in my head as though a blow.
By moonlight doth heart’s hunter cast his lure ‘’Be off! Begone!’’ thy hardfaced harpy’s shriek:
That she should stoop, and stooping tamed be. More piercing then than even banshee’s wail.
With sweet disdain doth she Love’s lies abjure Yet though thy cries make Heaven’s rafters creak
And all dismayed her love-lorn suitor flee. Thou rant and rave ‘gainst Love to no avail.
Unfettered still she to her lair repairs Heart’s fool I be for lacking love lack life
And Love instead the hunter’s heart ensnares. And loving thee find sweetness in our strife.
K.P.R. K.P.R.
23 September ‘90 28 September ‘90
In the Vampire’s Garden
That’s my Dad.
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Namaste, y’all! Here are Again: Mr. Kevin Standlee Here are a couple of pieces from
some very short pieces Barbara Johnson-Haddad
submitted by some very Number 55: 100 Words About Why I
good people. You know Do What I Do by Kevin Standlee Number 57: Midnight Battle by
I love the very short Barbara Johnson-Haddad
form, and these folks In 1984, I attended my first science The blanket mice are swarming,
sent me some wonderful fiction convention, the 1984 Worldcon, they’ve infested the bed.
submissions L.A.con II. It changed my life. I They move under the covers.
One of the reasons I’m into discovered a community where I One crept past my head.
fanzinisting is the man named belonged. I never wanted to leave it. I leap! I pounce! I use my teeth,
Earl Kemp. My Dad had a copy of Ever since that weekend in Anaheim, I upon the fearsome foe.
Who Killed Science Fiction? and have felt that I owe a debt of gratitude, But then my owner wakes and scolds
it was one of my early faves. Now, one that can never be repaid, only and says I bit his toe.
he’s been in these pages before, but “paid forward.” I’ve spent much of
thankfully, he sent this today. my life “paying forward” that favor,
with interest. Fandom, as I see it, is a
Number 54: Untitled by Earl Kemp “potlatch” economy, where most people
should be putting more into it than
Most of the time I can’t even say “good they take out of it. I hope it will always
morning” in 100 words. How the be that way.
hell am I going to write 100 words
Number 56: Hugo Award 1984
Body: If this were one hundred words long, this would be the sixteenth
word of the text, but it would have taken twenty words to explain that,
so it would be fruitless to identify the thirty-ninth word (and was
“thirty-ninth” one word or two?), which would itself be a meaningless
exercise in self-referentialism (how many words there) before reaching
the sixty-seventh (itself the sixty-seventh and sixty-eighth words if
hyphens do not conjoin single words) word and frustrating the reader
so much that they decide to put down the damned story and
Here’s Jason Schachat with his to have any concern about imitating
third installment on the movies. the real world. Film did it better,
faster, and easier than any other
Number 73: Cinematocracy III: You medium of the time. From then on,
All Suck/Give Me Money there was no reason for paintings to
by Jason Schachat represent the real world. Sculptures
of “thoughts” started appearing on
Number 74: Galloping Horse by the art scene. Expressionism and
Edward Muybridge Impressionism were taken to their
extremes.
Number 75: Minority Report by Photographs looked more
Inferno Vball realistic than paintings. Did they
look “better”? This is where personal
Number 76: DIY Filmmaker by However, the origin of tastes come into play. People with
Vinylsaurus photography, for purposes of record louder voices are more likely to get
and entertainment rather than their opinions across, and people with
Photography started as a personal expression, made the medium money/power have the loudest voices
science rather than an art form. unlike sculpture, painting, or any of all. That’s why it took so long for
New technology gave birth to a new other art form. The means came first; jazz to be considered an art form;
recording medium. People figured out the idea that you could put it on par crusty white people were expecting
that you could make a fortune offering with works hanging in the Louvre came Mozart, not Armstrong.
people of “lesser means” the same later. Remember, the popular
portraiture wealthy persons had for In fact, you might go so far as success of art is based on peoples’
millennia. to say the photograph is what firmly expectations. If people expect one of
Then, wouldn’t you know drove a wedge between the notions of those puppet shows we talked about
it, some photographers used the art and craft. This was the time when in Cinematocracy I, they’re going to be
techniques artists had developed people started mass producing things letdown if you break the rules.
throughout the ages. Customers and the term “handmade” gained Another thing we have to
started seeing notable differences respect in the upper echelons while consider is that cinema matured
between master craftsmen and poorer people were simply delighted during a time when it was popular
amateurs (Aside from overexposing the to have decent seams in their pants. to make art “difficult”. Surrealism,
picture or leaving the lens cap on, that A mass produced dining table may DaDa-ism, Cubism, and just about
is). be one damn fine looking piece of every artistic movement in the 20th
Perspective, composition, furniture; do we call it art? century was focused on changing the
negative space– suddenly these things In a way, you could say the old mediums so people had to really
were being used in a widespread, mass creation of film freed the older look at the work to derive meaning
produced form. mediums to explore the possibilities of from it. The benefit of this is that no
artistic expression. They no longer had
meaning may be intended but the a form of artistic expression. People Yes, even though Munich was a
viewer can easily prescribe it to the will walk out on a Wes Anderson film mainstream Hollywood production that
work. because they think it’s too “arty”. played by the rules, it was too arty for
Film didn’t share this luxury. This is what naturally happens when most of Spielberg’s audience.
The high costs involved in production people fear a film doesn’t offer instant Again, it’s about expectations. If
meant you needed cash behind the gratification. an audience goes to a movie expecting
work. Under the usual artistic system When Disney broke away from to munch popcorn and whisper to
of patronage, very few films could be traditional narrative to make Fantasia, each other during the explosions,
produced. Certainly none at the level middle America couldn’t stop bitching they’re probably not going to enjoy an
that a huge industry with a popular about the lack of dwarves and singing expressionist silent film revival. But
audience could support. While most rodents. Cartooney hippos in tutus an abstract film festival will have fewer
art could afford to be difficult, forcing were too “arty”. disgruntled filmgoers marching out.
viewers to guess at its meaning, films The “brain problem” is an Still, it’s going to have more
had to please the public to pay off their ongoing one. Look what happened unsatisfied customers than the typical
high costs. when Steven Spielberg made Munich. art gallery would. Why? People
We always talk about the “craft” Inarguably the most thoughtful and expect to be entertained by the motion
when we refer to filmmaking. Whereas important film he’d made in years, picture. They expect a clear story. A
other art forms can exist for no other audiences were perplexed and often sense of right and wrong. They don’t
purpose than the satisfaction of the left the theater in total silence, brains expect to have to find answers for
creator, films are deemed worthless working away. The ending didn’t offer themselves.
if they can’t satisfy an audience. If them easy answers. They wanted To satisfy the majority of the
you don’t always obey certain rules, another Minority Report or The audience, film must be narrative.
your film can’t really measure up. Of Terminal to tell them the difference There must be conflict with someone/
course, if you stick too closely to these between right and wrong. thing identifiable as the protagonist
rules, can it be called art? and someone/thing to play antagonist.
It all comes down to the balance There must be an inciting incident at
of personal expression and one’s desire the beginning and a resolution at the
to please the audience. On the one end.
hand, the artist wants to express how Abstract motion pictures can
great they and their beliefs are. And succeed. You see it every day on your
the inherent rottenness of everything/ TV and the sides of buses. Advertising
one they dislike. On the other hand, has thrived on attention-getting
they have to please the audience to splashes of form and color for decades.
keep them from walking out of the Now imagine the same thing
theatre. stretched out to 2 hours. Doesn’t
For the most part, the viewing work, does it? Hell, you NEED those
public doesn’t really think of movies as damn iPods in front of dancing
silhouettes just to make 20 seconds making another rotten puppet show.
coherent, and even that gets taxing. You can get your message out
Imagine if the silhouettes were there. You can make art. Just realize
amorphous blobs. Not much more that it’s not what we, as a society,
thrilling, is it? think film is about. You want to
Disney learned that the hard way change the Cinematocracy? Change
after Fantasia screened in the sticks. the way people look at the medium.
But who says a film needs to be There was a time when people
2 hours long? Who says it needs to thought a 2 hour long film was
be 20 seconds long? It’s not like there unwatchable. Moviegoers used to
are underground occult ruins under think adding sound to moving pictures
the Hollywood sign where zombified would be an information overload.
moguls gather their dark hordes to Nonlinear storytelling? Absurd!
decide what a good running time is. Making films in realistic color was
These expectations come from supposed to be a fad.
the public. It’s the “Give Me Money” Yes, there is room for change.
side of the equation. You want people It’s a small and frequently booked
to watch your film? You want them to room, but it’s there. Just look to
give you praise, money, or the ability the influences of cinema: literature,
to make more films? Satisfy the theatre, music, painting, etc. People
unwashed masses. accepted flashbacks in novels, so they
Ah, then the “You All Suck” were Kosher in film. An actor in a
side kicks in. Those masses really are and quite the asshole. play could have an aside, so it made
unwashed, downtrodden peasants, Film is not a medium where sense in film. Pop music figured you
aren’t they? Who are they to tell an a tubercular artist can slave away could swirl sounds around on multiple
ARTIST what to do? You KNOW what in a dark attic and expect to leave a channels surrounding the listener, and
to do. Your ideas are the best ever legacy that will be preserved. Not only film followed suit. Painters thought
offered for public consumption. Who is there too much video footage out focusing on strong compositions rather
says so? You do. Why should anyone there for anyone to keep track of, but than perfect symmetry would work
else’s opinion count? you also need to work with others to well, and filmmakers couldn’t help but
This is where a balance needs make it any good in the first place. agree.
to be struck. Pandering to wide Actors, Writers, Directors, Producers, Concepts that were once
audiences makes you a worthless hack Cinematographers, Designers, “difficult” in certain artistic mediums
repeating the same old stories over and Decorators, Engineers– these people eventually became safe and familiar
over again. Putting stuff up on screen are all necessary to the process. One enough to work in mainstream
regardless of what anyone else says... person filling multiple roles will dilute cinema. The question now is whether
well, that makes you broke, stupid, the effort to a point where you’re just film is allowed to be difficult on its
own. Can a film go completely against Can you conceive of money better spent?
convention and be hailed as a bold new Has anyone deserved the honor more?
masterpiece? What are the “rules” and Relax and be sure ev’ry fannish cent
how far can we bend them before they Is well-spent bringing him to Europe’s
break? shore.
Cordially,
Leigh Ann Hildebrand