Académique Documents
Professionnel Documents
Culture Documents
Essential
Foreign Insults
Emma Burgess
summersdale
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ISBN 1 84024 385 6
Contents
INTRODUCTION ...................................... 4
GENERIC ................................................. 6
100% XENOPHOBIC .............................. 36
FOOD / DRINK ........................................ 48
HEALTH & SAFETY ............................... 58
HOLIDAY / TRANSPORT ........................ 66
SMELLS / DIRT ....................................... 72
IN-BREEDING ......................................... 84
SEXUAL .................................................. 92
UGLY .................................................... 102
RANDOM INSULTS FROM
AROUND THE WORLD ......................... 113
Introduction
Fuck off!
FUCK OFF!
French:
Va te faire foutre!
German:
Verpi Dich!
Italian:
Vaffanculo!
Spanish:
GENERIC
You cunt!
YOU CUNT!
French:
Con!
German:
Fotze!
Italian:
Fica!
Spanish:
GENERIC
Cono!
Wanker!
10
WANKER!
French:
Branleur!
German:
Wichser!
Italian:
Mezza sega!
Spanish:
11
GENERIC
Gilipollas!
Kiss my arse!
12
KISS MY ARSE!
French:
Leccami il culo!
Spanish:
13
GENERIC
Get out of
my sight!
14
French:
Dgage de ma vue!
German:
Sparisci!
Spanish:
15
GENERIC
Fuera de mi vista!
16
French:
Vas crever!
German:
Crepa!
Spanish:
17
GENERIC
I hate you!
18
I HATE YOU!
French:
Je te dteste!
German:
Ti odio!
Spanish:
19
GENERIC
Te odio!
A pox on
your throat!
20
French:
Vreux!
German:
Ti colga la peste!
Spanish:
21
GENERIC
Como un pincho en tu
garganta!
22
French:
Gros btard!
German:
Du fette Sau!
Italian:
Grasso bastardo!
Spanish:
23
GENERIC
Gordo cabron!
Shove it up
your arse!
24
French:
25
GENERIC
Get lost!
26
GET LOST!
French:
Va mourir!
German:
Hau ab!
Italian:
Sparisci!
Spanish:
27
GENERIC
Pierdete!
Go fuck
yourself!
28
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
French:
Va te la mettre!
German:
29
GENERIC
Vete a follar!
Ugly fucker!
30
UGLY FUCKER!
French:
Sale encul!
German:
Hliches Arschloch!
Italian:
Brutto stronzo!
Spanish:
31
GENERIC
Guarro!
You pointless
twat!
32
French:
Pauvre crtin!
German:
Du unnoteiges unwesen!
Italian:
Inetto imbecille!
Spanish:
33
GENERIC
Cocksucker!
34
COCKSUCKER!
French:
Lcheur de boule !
German:
Schwanzlecker!
Italian:
Ciucciacazzo!
Spanish:
35
GENERIC
Chupa pollas!
How fascinating,
Ive never seen a
country with so many
peasants. Oh sorry, I
didnt realise theyre
your royal family.
36
SO MANY PEASANTS . . .
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
100% XENOPHOBIC
Is Johnny
Foreigner your
real name?
38
IS JOHNNY FOREIGNER . . .
French:
Mtque, cest
vraiment votre nom?
German:
Spanish:
Es Johnny el extranjero
tu verdadero nombre?
39
100% XENOPHOBIC
Bingo Bongo il
tuo vero nome?
40
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
100% XENOPHOBIC
42
French:
German:
Hr dich doch an
dein akzent ist lcherlich.
Italian:
Spanish:
Si te escucharas encontrarias
ridiculo tu acento.
43
100% XENOPHOBIC
Se tu ti potessi sentire
Il tuo accento veramente ridicolo.
44
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
45
100% XENOPHOBIC
46
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
47
100% XENOPHOBIC
48
French:
German:
Italian:
49
FOOD / DRINK
Spanish:
Your beer
tastes like old
mans wee.
50
French:
La vostra birra sa
di piscia di gatto.
Tu cerveza sabe a
orina de viejo.
51
FOOD / DRINK
Spanish:
Do you have
anything edible
on your menu?
52
French:
German:
Italian:
53
FOOD / DRINK
Spanish:
54
French:
German:
Italian:
55
FOOD / DRINK
Spanish:
Thanks to your
disgusting local
cuisine, dieting has
never been so easy.
56
French:
German:
Italian:
57
FOOD / DRINK
Spanish:
58
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
60
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
62
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
Is it normal
to foam at
the mouth
like that?
64
IS IT NORMAL TO FOAM. . .
French:
German :
Italian:
normale avere la
bava alla bocca cos?
65
Spanish:
66
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
HOLIDAY / TRANSPORT
68
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
69
HOLIDAY / TRANSPORT
This is a one-way
street and so is my
arse, for the record.
70
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
71
HOLIDAY / TRANSPORT
You stink
of shit.
72
French:
Puzzi di merda.
Apestas a mierda.
73
SMELLS / DIRT
Spanish:
74
French:
German:
Italian:
75
SMELLS / DIRT
Spanish:
76
IT SMELLS LIKE. . .
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
SMELLS / DIRT
78
French:
German:
Italian:
79
SMELLS / DIRT
Spanish:
80
French:
German:
Italian:
81
SMELLS / DIRT
Spanish:
82
YOUR COASTLINE. . .
French:
German:
Italian:
83
SMELLS / DIRT
Spanish:
Id like to meet
your parents.
When is the
zoo open?
84
French:
German:
Italian:
85
IN-BREEDING
Spanish:
86
French:
German:
Italian:
87
IN-BREEDING
Spanish:
Estas enfermo?
Llamare al veterinario.
Nice hair.
Does it grow all
over your back?
88
NICE HAIR. . .
French:
German:
Italian:
89
IN-BREEDING
Spanish:
90
French:
German:
Italian:
91
IN-BREEDING
Spanish:
92
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
93
SEXUAL
Ropy old
whore!
94
French:
Vieja puta!
SEXUAL
95
Thanks to you,
it now hurts
when I wee.
96
THANKS TO YOU. . .
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
97
SEXUAL
98
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
99
SEXUAL
I seem to have
completely lost my
sex drive since
visiting your country.
100
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
101
SEXUAL
You have a
great face ...
for radio.
102
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
103
104
French:
German:
Italian:
Non so descriverti.
Esiste una parola pi forte di mostruoso?
Spanish:
105
UGLY
I may be drunk,
but in the morning
Ill be sober and
youll still be ugly.
106
I MAY BE DRUNK. . .
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
107
Please dont
smile until youve
seen a dentist.
108
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
109
110
French:
German:
Italian:
Spanish:
111
112
113
Afrikaans
fok jou:
fuck you
jy pis my af:
jou poes:
you cunt
moffie:
queer
poephol:
arsehole
jou doos:
you shithead
jou naai:
jy is vol kak:
kontgesig:
cuntface
114
Arabic
kiss my arse
charra alaik:
shit on you
cus:
fuck you
sharmute:
bastard
kul khara!:
eat shit!
shlicke:
slut
bouse tizi:
kiss my arse
yakhreb beytak:
askut:
youre an eyesore
115
boos teezee:
Brazilian Portuguese
suck my nob
se fode:
fuck you
come merda:
eat shit
you shitface
slut
mentecapto:
stupid twat
abilolado:
bloody idiot
paneleiro:
arse bandit
foda-se:
fuck off
116
Chinese (Cantonese)
fat cunt
gai:
whore
sek si:
eat shit
bastard
Chinese (Mandarin)
bil:
cunt
liu mang:
bastard
chao ni niang:
ji nu:
whore
chuin-zi:
moron
117
fei hail:
Dutch
moederneuker:
motherfucker
schoft:
bastard
randdebiel:
stupid twat
gatlelijk:
ugly fucker
ga rukken:
toss off
rot op:
fuck off
rukker:
wanker
randdebiel:
divvy twat
oetlul:
idiot
eikel:
nobhead
118
Esperanto
arsehole
patrinfikulo:
motherfucker
ciesulino:
whore
forfikigi:
fuck off
fingrumo:
wanker
Greek
malakas:
wanker
ai gamisou:
fuck off
skata na fas:
eat poo
kiss my behind
119
anusulo:
Hebrew
lech zayen para:
Go fuck a cow
lakek et hatahat
sheli:
Lick my arse
ben zsona:
son of a bitch
stom tapeh:
Japanese
baka:
stupid
bakayarou:
arsehole
chipatama:
dickhead
kusojiji:
old fart
Norwegian
motherfucker
fitte:
cunt
kuk suger:
nobsucker
stogging:
fokk deg:
fuck you
jvla hore:
fucking prozzie
drittsek:
sack of shite
taper:
loser
baesj-puffer:
shit stabber
121
morapuler:
Russian
blad:
bitch
govnuk:
bastard
suck my cock
yeb vas:
fuck off
b tvoju mat:
fuck you
Serbian
govedo:
twat
jedi govno:
eat shit
picka:
cunt
kurvo razvaljena:
fucking bitch
podudlaj mi ga:
suck my dick
122
Swedish
fucker
suck my dick
skitpackare:
shit-packer
mutta:
cunt
tulle:
mud jouster
Welsh
cachau bant:
fuck off
wyneb cach:
shit face
cont tew:
fat cunt
bwyta fy gachu:
eat my excretion
pigyn bach:
tiny cock
123
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