R C ! YOU'RE ) BEGINNING \@ TO SHOW po Ce. ..- AFTER y” Cuma wat 1S THERE LEFT To SIN?SNARF Line-up COVER: Readers are treated to a glimpse of our sub- terranean headquarters, as drawn by none other than WILL EISNER himself, famed creator of The Spirit and other costumed heroes. Hippies really take a beating this issue, PETER POPLASKI and ED GOODMAN team up in our lead story to show the amazing transformation of Bucky Wright from rich boy to longhair radical. TOM CHRISTOPHER follows with Adventures of the Omni- potent Dwarf, who crosses paths later in the book with those fumbling soldiers of fortune, Lenny and Phil. DENIS KITCHEN and ED GOODMAN introduce a regular feature, "Ramshackle & Slumlord Realty." Typical American landlords at play. EVERT GERADTS' "Ma Cow" returns in an udderly ridicu- lous tale of Ma's attempts to avoid Pa's cattle prod, But Pa gets his in the end. Dead Ledder, PETE LOFT'S bird-brained mailman, is used to losing U.S, mail, But this time he loses a kid, POPLASKI and KITCHEN parody Mary Worth, Nancy, and some of your other favorite newspaper comic strips, And TIM BOXELL brings up the rear with a perverse ob- servation of teenage love. SNARF 12 published approxisately quarterly by Kitehen Sin Enterprises, a division of Krupp Come Yorks, Inc, P.O, Box 5699, Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53211, Phone (414) 278-8686. Free catalog upon request. Contents copyright © 1972 by'penis Kitchen, all rights reserved, Ths conic Is for adults only. Dealers are instruct~ 4 not to soll this book to minors, Vol.l, No.3, First printing Novenber 1972, Printing number 543 2 1,SAYS HE (v7 WAL ve AN MY O'MY! DA BOZZ'Z BOY DONE, FLIPPED OUT AGINE,é fe vie as wT) | Spheres i Se WE HAPPEN TO BE WAITING! PLEASE RETURN FOR, FOR e1ERCE PRE AE rOuR, CHEEVERS! 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