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a bunch of best
ever Whatsapp status which are dedicated to all Whatsapp users around the world.
5. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can't laugh at yourself, CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT
YOU.
7. How other see you, is not important...How you see yourself means everything.
8. Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !
10. When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.
12. I'll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan't able to find you.
15. Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
smiling.
20. Im shy at first, but once Im comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.
23. Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
25. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
26. No matter how much i try to forget you, you'll always be a part of me.
28. I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I
have something to hide... It's just none
of their damn business :/
29. You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl
30. Sometimes i feel like giving up, then i remember i ve lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong.
31. If you love me raise your hand & you don't then raise your standard.
34. I'm Jealous Of My Parents Ill Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
36. I dont have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me.
37. I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
38. Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
40. No matter how busy a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.
41. Love is cute when its new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
43.I am so clever that sometimes I dont understand a single word of what I am saying.
45. My favourite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D
48.If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
53.Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. Thats why you have two
hands.
54.Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
55.My silence doesn't mean that I quit It simply means that I dont want to argue with people who just
dont want to understand!!!
56.I Don't Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect
Personality.
57.There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR
ATTITUDE !
58.I'm not going to feel sorry for myself anymore. If you were stupid enough to walk away, I'll be smart
enough to let you go.
59.Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.
60.Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
61.You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.
65.The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.
66.Dont waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.
67.Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for
yourself.
68.Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D
69.Don't TRUST too much , don't LOVE too much , don't CARE too much because that ' TOO MUCH ' will
HURT you so much !
71.Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist :P
72.Girls eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girls heart is slower than a turtle in
forgetting a boy that she loved.
81. YOUR dream is to have an iphone 5 but poor peoples there dreams are to go to school...
84. Its better living in the zoo than living with you..
86. No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.
89.Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is
95.I dont hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
96.Treat me like a queen and ill treat you like a king. But
If you treat me like a game, ill show you how its
played.
97.When I ask you to listen a song, its because the lyrics mean everything im trying to say to you
98.Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, bcoz on the inside its often a different story.
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101.When I close my eyes, I see you . when I open my eyes, I miss you.
104.I dont trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.
105.My first name and your last name would sound great together.
106.I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.
107.I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesnt want to study :)
108.I feel like a Indiana Jones, bcoz you are the treasure I am looking for.
109. ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.
110.People need to lose the attitudes today bcoz I am NOT in the mood.
114.There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
115.If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
117.Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
118.Its funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
120. Ive noticed you noticing me and Im just giving you notice that Ive noticed you!
122.I'm a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?
123.If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. Ill tell you more.
125.Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
126.No matter where I am, no matter where you are, Ill be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from
the start.
130.My life is open book but i dont allow everyone to read it.
133.If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
134.Good relationship doesnt need promise, terms and conditions. It just needs a *She* who can trust and a
135.What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
137.I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.
138.You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behaviour.
140.I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?
141.Let me hurt your face, may be I got a little relief by doing this.
146.Alcohol may be mans worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
147.I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it
fantastic.
148.If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
149.Its amazing how crazy i feel when my phone vibrates and Im begging it to be you.
151.Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say!
153.My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
157.Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
159.My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D
166.If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24x7 :-P :-D
167.Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!
169.I learn from the mistakes of others......to whom I have given advice to.
171.the first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. :P
180.I'm too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?
182.Dont drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
185.Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!
193.Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.
194.Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter people the opposite.
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195.Dont kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
198.Some people are alive only, Because its illegal to kill them.
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