It would be a negative lab.

There would be unlearning.

V=9V. Should have called it

alligators or something.
V=9alligators

We should make an
electrostatics rap
think of the glory!

I would say its for

educational purposes
but the silence is
really just nice.

I like to call the regents

grading system the
asshole grading system

If you wanted, you

could say the sun orbits
the earth when the wave
enters the medium

Put on safety goggles.

Keep them on for the
entire lab. If you take
them off, I will
superglue them to
your face.

Students are always apt

to complain. If you grow
to like the complaints,
it becomes quite enjoyable.

This is an omega.
Its not a w,
its a curly w.
Sometimes I like to call
them butt cheeks.

I was considering buying an entire

set of Twilight action figures, but
theyre so expensive.
Younger people always try to look older.
Boy, my life is so hard,
I look so young!
Vampires want to look younger
so people dont know theyre vampires.
Its important for me to tell you this because there was a
negative portrayal of women in the movie. The last twilight
movie is just terrible. First of all, the baby is born and then
the werewolf imprints on her. That sounds a little dirty. He
looks at the baby and claims it for his spouse. Thats a little
creepy, to look at a baby and say hey, thats my wife.
Thats just pedophilic. But basically it goes into womens
submissive role in relationships. Girls dont have any say in
the marriage. Twilight follows the Taliban view of women.
The facts that vampires and werewolves

fall at accelerations greater than

9.8 m/s2 is not as bad as pedophilia.
Who says making the world
a better place has anything
to do with thermodynamics?
It could leak or
even catch fire!
You have to aim to
miss the fish.
Aim below the fish.
Unless you have a
high powered laser.
If you were planning on
playing laser tag
with some fish
I have this thing
where I have, like,
telepathy.
Hobbits think differently
you never know!
Dont stick your hand
out the window
because it will
get blown off.
Well obviously they
dont care about
shocking the trees.
The trees dont pay any bills!
Armageddon- within minutes
it was ridiculous!

You know whats worse

than a bad song? No song.
The sun is a giant nuclear bomb

thats been exploding for

billions of years.
Wait 4.4 billion years.
Youll see.
The Gavitrongoing on that ride
would be tricky.
I collected the flower petals
to make me feel special.
Before I lecture,
students throw them at me...
Mr. Scaglione asked me to prom!
Everyone in the prime of their
elasticity cant even wait
5 minutes to pee!
I know a computer can do
a lot of things, but it cant
change the force of gravity.

Cookies
We have video evidence that no matter how hard you try, learning is always
erased by cookies.
Its like when youre out a party and your friends bring out the goodsmilk
and cookies! Then its a real party! Unless youre diabetic
The thing that really bothers me about Girls Scout Cookies is that its
basically child labor
Politics and Religion
More half the class didnt vote either waysounds like America
No one does a ray diagram and says I have to go think about God.
Cardboard boats can only float by another principlefaith. And luck.
Death

Wedvik was checking to make sure

your heart was okay! If you fell

on the floor and died, your heart was

not okay.
Ive seen a lot of puppies smushed
on the side of the road.
Not all puppies go home.
Maybe we should have a rollercoaster where
every so often, one half the
rollercoaster crashes. That would
really be a thrill.
Dont always wish for it to
be Friday. You can have infinite Fridays
in your grave.
Profoundisms
There are some people in this world who have no problem leaving the world
worse off than they found it, and there are some people who wanna make it
better.
A truth can be a truth, even if people fail to recognize it.
The only fire I want to light is the fire for learning in students hearts.
The wind is the song that never endsthe ocean is the song that never ends.
It was coldbut that can be solved by a little whiskey.
If we just keep looking backwards, well never be moving forwards.
Theres a lot of foolishness in romance.
The funny thing about a mind is that it tends to cling ferociously to an idea it
feels is right, even if it is false.
If we have to solve the worlds problems, we have to start with physics
problems. If we cant solve physics problems, how can we solve the worlds
problems?
Packets
The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn from the
crow.-Nobodys advice to the dead man (Fluid/circular)
It is inconceivable, that inanimate brute matter, should, without the
mediation of something else, which is not material, operate on and affect
other matter without mutual contact. That Gravity should be innate,
inherent, and essential to matter so that one body may act upon another

thro a vacuum without the mediation of anything else, by and through, is to

me so great an absurdity that I believe no Man who has in philosophical
matters a competent faculty to thinking can ever fall into it. Gravity must be
caused by an agent, be material or immaterial, I have left to the
consideration of my readers. Isaac Newton (Gravity)
The truth knocks on the door and you say go away Im looking for the truth
and so it goes away. Puzzling. Robert Pirsig Zen and the Art of Motorcycle
Maintenance (momentum)
Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what
nobody has thought.-Albert Szent-Gyorny (energy)
Science is built up with facts as a house is with stones. But a collection of
facts is no more a science as a heap of stones is a ouse. Jules Henri-Poincare
(Kinematics)
Facts with which at first seem improbable will, even in scant explanation drop
the cloak which has hidden them stand forth in naked and simple beautyGalileo Galilei (Newtons Laws)
At the other end of the spectrum are the opponents to reductionism who are
appalled by what they feel to be the bleakness of modern science. To
whatever extent, they and their world can be reduced to a matter of particles
or fields and their interactions; they feel diminished by that knowledge I
would not try to answer these critics with a pep talk about the beauty of
modern science. The reductionist world view is chilling and impersonal. It
has to be accepted as it is, not because we like it, but because it is the way
the world works.- Steve Weinberg (Newton)
The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to
think clearly, but one ca thin deeply and be quite insane. -Nikola Tesla
(Circuits)
All that was great in the past was ridiculed, condemned, combated,
suppressed-only to emerge all the more powerfully, all the more
triumphantly from the struggle.-Nikola Tesla (Circuits)
Bacon first taught the world the true method of the study of nature and
rescued science from that barbarism in which followers of Aristotle [festered]
by [way of] a too servile imitation of their master. Thomas Young (SHM,
Waves)
I forgot.-Mr. Tupaj (optics)
If quantum mechanics hasnt profoundly shocked you, you havent
understood it yet. Niels Bohr
[T]he atoms or elementary particles themselves are not real; they form a
world of potentialities or possibilities rather than one of things or facts.
Werner Heisenberg
Observations not only disturb what is to be measured, they produce it.
Pascaul Jordan
God does not play dice with the universe-Albert Einstein
[I cannot accept quantum mechanics because] I like to think the moon is
there even if I am not looking at it. Albert Einstein

In the beginning there were only probabilities. The universe could only come
into existence if someone observed it. It doesnt matter that the observers
turned up several billion years later. The universe exists because we are
aware of it. Martin Rees
We dont have time for a quote. Mr. Tupaj (review)
The sun is the same in a relative way but youre older, shorter of breath, and
one day closer to death. Pink Floyd