Ali nadeem : squeeze me please lady

Courtney: yes, what is it ??

Ali : I am coming to be learning the English
Courtney : you are early
Ali : oh no I am ALI
Courtney : I beg your pardon
Ali: my name is ali ali nadim, I am coming here for to be learning the English
Courtney : ah yes yes you wish to join our class for English as a foreign language
Ali: yes please , and I am hopping to be unrolled
Courtney : hopping to be unrolled ????
Ali : like it says in your silly bus
Courtney: you mean hoping to be enrolled
Ali : that is what I am sayin hopping to be unrolled
Courtney : oh I am afraid you cant be unrolled.umm enrolled until the English
teacher arrives, would you please care to wait in the classroomjust go down the
corridor, turn left at the bottom and wait in the room number five
Understand ???
Ali: no
Courtney : I will start again. Go down the corridor
Ali: go down the corridor
Courtney : turn left
Ali: turn left
Courtney : right
Ali : but you confusing me,,,,,left or right
Courtney :leftttt.look just go dowwwn the corridor, turn left and enter in room
fiveroom fiveeee

EVERYONE IS TAKING IN THE CLASS

Brown: excuse me hellohi there..SILENCE ..well I am pleased to meet you
all
Ali: we are also pleased to be meeting you
Brown: I am brown
Ali: oh no, you are commiting a mistake
Brown: a mistake ??
Ali: yes please, you are not brown! We are brown ! you are white !
Brown: My name is brown! I am your teacher
italian : ah you professiiori ( everyone again starts taking )silenciooooo!!!
Brown : Would you all like to sit down! SIT DOWN!
Brown : al right, I will take notes of your names, nationalities and occupations
POR FAVORE ENTERS
Por favor: por favor senor, esla re pe mengu,esta la por wa inglish
Brown: well I ha ve no idea what you are saying
Por favore: por favore ??
Brown : ah have a seatsit down sit down
Por favore: ahhhh (sits down at teachers chair )
Brown : not therethere over there
Por favor : por favor haaa hi hihih i
Brown: phewwall right let me take ur names
Greek: Maximillion Andrea archimeded papandioos
Brown : I will put you down as max.i take it that you are greek
Greek : ah yes Athens
Brown: ah goodnow what is ur job?
Greek : ah I walk with sheeps
Brown : ahh you walk with sheeps O.o.a shepherd you work on a farm.

Greek: ah no not farm,

Brown : but you said you work with sheeps
Greek: no no sheeps, big sheeps .pooooopoooopoopopopo
Brown : oh ships
Greek: yes sheeps and tonkers
Brown : tanker yeah
Greek : yes yes
Brpwn : thankyou
Brown : (goes to german woman ) and you name
:german : Anna schmidth..german aur pair
Brown : ah the usual german efficiency
German : germans are always effiecient
Japanes stands up : Japanies much more effiecient
German: german are zer best
Japan : japanes make much bettal terevision and camelas
Brown: please please lets have no racialism..in this class all are equal
Brown: and your name?
Italian : jiovania di copello, Italian
Brown: where do you work
Italian : I work in resturante di populie
Brown: A waiter
Italian : no not waiter , a cookoda