Académique Documents
Professionnel Documents
Culture Documents
By Ryan Kane
Volume 46
Issue 14B
Guest Editor:
Roxanne Glassenberg
Tongue Twister
By Paige Doherty
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A: Hee hee hee
Q: Youre lame,
Awesome!
A: Boo hoo. :p
Im
Q: Potato. - Chip
A: HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
I GET IT!!!!!!!
Okay, thats it - bye.
Ask Cooper
By Cooper the Cat
Hello again people! Today I only got another 3 questions. Still, 3 is three so lets
start answering
1: Dear Cooper, Would you like to meet my cat? Here are some treats! -Tippy
Sure! Id love to meet your cat, if I havent met him at Cat-Con ye-... Did you say
treats? OM NOM NOM!
2: Why does the scary Walker have 6 fingers?
What scary Walke-? *Sees picture* AAAHH!
3: How is life in Arizona?
Um I live in Newton. Arizonas across the country so how should I know?
Star Crossed Garbage
By Katie Predella
Well those are all the question I got today. Keep sending them!
There was a point in time where recycling and trash were one. Now, they are separate. This made one particular
Pepsi can very upset. It only wanted to be with its true love, the napkin. They were together for a short time, when
united on a lunch tray. Now, they are pulled apart by the needs of the environment. They were placed into two
separate cans, one for trash (the napkin) and one for recycling (the can). They were both extraordinarily sad. The
20 minutes they had spent together were the greatest 20 minutes of their inanimate lives. It broke their aluminum
and paper hearts to be separate once more. The next time you have a napkin and a can, I beg you to stop this heart
wrenching problem, and place them together, united in the recycling bin so that they can be together until the
recycling guys have to destroy them to make new cans and napkins (sad).
NINTENDO EQUALITY
By Katie Predella, Alex Wymer, Ethan Mamenta,
David Martin
K: Hello, and today wed like to talk about
Luigi, Toad, Princess Peach, and Yoshi, the
unrecognized heroes of the Mario world. First
of all, we feel as though Luigi doesnt get
enough credit for all that he does. In most of the
stories, Mario is the main hero, with Luigi as his
sidekick almost.
D: Luigi is definitely the raisin cookie of the
Mario franchise. But, Luigi did get his own year,
where he was blessed with his own games like
Dr. Luigi, Luigis mansion dark moon, and New
super luigi U. Hes been in Marios shadow for
too long, recently, (8/10/15) I had been playing
Paper Mario and there is a way you can read his
diary, and is mostly about how much he looks
up to Mario as an super star, and Marios a total
jerk to him. In new super Mario bros. wii, at the
end of the game, Mario rescues Peach, blah blah
whatever Then the Toads and Luigi come to
give them a lift in his hot air balloon, and after
they get in, they totally forget about the poor ouji
close the basket door on him and fly away. And
in the latest installment of ssb, Luigis side b
move is described as, a sideways dive that can be
charged then it says, its Luigi, so this move
can backfire
K: Next, I think we should discuss Princess
Peach. Ive noticed that shes not a playable
character in some, if not most of the games. She
is usually the princess that needs saving. I dont
agree with this at all. I think she should be able
to fight for herself, and she should be included
in some of the other games. I know in the 2009
version of New Super Mario Bros, she was
captured by Bowser (yet again), and she was not
a playable character in the game. I was upset by
this, as I sort of like playing as princess Peach
(she floats. You have to admit thats pretty cool).
However, she did have a role in New Super Mario
Bros. 3D World (Yay!). Ive been informed that
she had her own game, but it was sexist. Her
character also fits almost every female stereotype
(she fights with her emotions Really?).
Seriously, girls can fight too!
A: She does if you play Super
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
COMEDY AND
NEWS
By Cole Tometsko
COMIC
IDEA BOX
By Francesca Lodovico
These are the actual spellings of the idea box
notes. Lets go!
*swirlswirlswirl*
ok. * swirls around 3 times * there, done.
your favorite food and why
Pasta because YUMMM
tatt on your arm and urite about i~
WHAATT?!
write about if you died yuur hair.
if I DIED my hair? I wouldnt want to kill it!
( well, its not alive, but whatever. )
The fluffiest thing EVER
PUSHEENNNNNNN
Interview evil Dante.
Hes not that evil!
a review of the DD room
Its cool
what color are you quiz
1. what color are you?
a) the color of my skin
2) the color of my skin
d) the color of my skin
Bye ~ Bye!!!
Poetrees: Imagery!!!
By Angela Nickname Wilson
Today Id write some imagery to change it up a bit.
also, here the definition of the word imagery from the
internets: Full Definition of IMAGERY
1:
a: the product of image makers : images; also :
the art of making images
b: pictures produced by an imaging system
2:
a: figurative language
3:
a: mental images; especially : the products of
imagination
credit to http://www.merriam-webster.com/
dictionary/imagery for the definition.
As the smell of of the eternal fires is wafted down
towards the earth, the flying woman prepares to fly.
With a WHOOSH! She soars downward, leveling out
as she draws towards the mortal world. Her gown of
swan white silk bellows out around. Her face is perfect,
angelic. Her golden hair is loose and shifts in the wind
around her. Her eyes are purest white. She pulls back
her arms and shoots off like a bullet. She rockets in a
circle around the winter wonderland where everything is
dipped in marshmallow fluff. She floats over lake and it
is imcity below her in every widening stokes. As she flies,
she paints a picture. A picture of a deep, lue coated in a
layer of icy frosting. In the morning, the world gasps at
the wonder the lies thickly around them.
Okay, so today I only got one question and I am very sad, but I need
more! Here is the one question I got:
The Chihuahua!
By Abby Wilson
Known as the smallest dog in the world, the chihuahua is one of the
best breeds of dog. Perfect to spoil and hug and kiss and to fit into
a handbag, they come in many different colors like white, black,
cream, and a mix of all those colors. The chihuahua has a stubborn but
affectionate personality. Their country of origin is Mexico and their
lifespan is 12-20 years, which means that if you get one of these funloving, tiny dogs, you have a great long time to love them!