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Dedication
This book is dedicated to my mum whose constant
thoughtfulness made my travel memoir book possible...I
just wish she was here to read it.
Sharon Cracknell
Acknowledgments
With thanks to Jane Sloan, my fellow Sydney Writers Course
student, who gave up so much of her time to proofread my
book. Thanks too to Lynn Jackson and David Laughton for
entrusting me with their home and cats and for a beautiful
garden in which to write, Julie Sugden and Caroline Pinkney
for taking the time to read my book and giving me the much
needed feedback and to my dad who supports every
irresponsible and nonconforming thing I do.
Chapter 1
Arrest
worst that could happen is you are politely asked to leave the
country. You would probably even get your plane ticket paid
for by the UK government! No, this is Indonesia. One of the
top three most corrupt countries in the world. Anything goes!
Alinudin continues Sharon, you could be jailed for five
years if you say you are teaching. Do you understand?
Do I understand?? Now I understand why all my friends
were asking me why I didnt go to Spain or Italy to teach.
They are closer to home and have proper legal systems plus
flushing toilets and drinkable tap water without having to
worry about waste disposal contamination.
I agree to lie to the police what other option do I have? I
dont particularly relish the idea of spending five years in an
Indonesian prison. Ive seen the Schapelle Corby TV movie
and the notorious Keroboken prison in Bali where up to 15
inmates share the same cramped, dirty cells with mats on the
floor for beds. The toilet a hole in the floor and the shower a
bucket of cold, dirty water.
Oki and two of the office boys employed by the school
to assist with a multitude of tasks from photocopying
classroom handouts to unblocking the generally overused
school toilet, were to escort me to the police station. The four
policemen straddled their motorbikes whilst Oki and I climbed
onto the back of our motorbikes which were being driven by
Aris and Slamat the office boys. I am not sure whether they
seriously thought I was going to try and make a break for it en
route to the police station, however, they made sure we were
trapped either side by their motorbikes. To onlookers we
could have been mistaken for very important people with
police escorts, the reality unfortunately being it was the
criminals being guarded by the law officials.
The heat and humidity outside the building was
oppressive. Sweat immediately appears on my face like I have
just finished my Cindy Crawford DVD workout (believe me,
Cindy certainly makes you sweat). It was difficult to breathe
in the dense air. It was like being in a sauna. The roads are full
of motorbikes and cars speeding recklessly by. Remarkably,
even though they all seem to drive insanely, there are never
any accidents. They are either very skilled or extremely lucky!
The convoy of motorbikes sets off with Oki and Aris
racing alongside me and Slamat. Oki immediately starts
shouting across to me, Let me do all the talking dont say
anything. How ridiculous! He was the only person who could
speak English. I could say I was a mad axe woman and I have
just killed ten people and they would be none the wiser. I was
relying totally on Oki to translate what the police were saying.
Speeding through the streets of Pekanbaru we finally
reached the police station. As I walked through the doors I
was immediately smacked in the face by a wall of cigarette
smoke. Blue swirls of mist sticking to my hair and clothes
making me smell like I smoked sixty Benson & Hedges a day.
It was an open plan station with a small array of dated
furniture that looked like it had come directly from a rubbish
skip. Teak seemed to feature quite strongly, together with
Formica tables with rusted chrome legs and trims. Retro is
very much in fashion nowadays so perhaps it now looks
modern. A layer of grime coated most surfaces especially the
computer keyboards and monitors where the staff sat chain
smoking. Muted light created lots of shadows and dark
corners. The room felt heavy and depressing.
A plain clothed policeman sat at the desk near the front
door; however, there was nothing plain about his clothes. He
was wearing a red and green silk bomber jacket and black
aviator sunglasses (with the dim lighting and cigarette smoke I
am unsure as to how much he could actually see). Due to the
tilting position of his black, curly hair I could only assume
that he was also wearing a wig. Saves washing your smoke
filled hair every night I suppose. A cigarette was hanging
from his lips as he watched me enter the station.
My heart was racing now and I was becoming more
alarmed at the whole situation. My internal hysteria increased
but strangely all I could think of was that this guy looks like
he has come off the set of a 1970s police detective television
show.
Where has Oki gone? I spot him in the corner of the room
heatedly talking to one of the policemen. Oh God, this is
getting out of hand. I am starting to properly panic now as the
seriousness of it all sinks in. I could go to jail for what I have
done, but it isnt my fault. It is the schools fault for not
getting me the correct visa. Oh God, oh God, oh God this is
not good.
The interrogation went on hour after hour. Oki was
translating and I loosely use that word as there didnt seem
like a lot of translating was actually happening. He did say
to me that he had been told that if I am violating the rules of
the tourist visa, the sentence would be five years
imprisonment. I clearly had violated the tourist visa rules
and at this point I could actually feel my liberty slowly
slipping away. Who was going to help me? None of my
family or friends were here. In fact, they were not even aware
of my arrest!
After 3 hours I actually thought my lungs were about to
explode. My lips were so dry it felt that they were sticking
together like Velcro. I needed water. I was dehydrating. My
eyes were stinging from the continuous flow of smoke as the
policemen puffed on cigarette after cigarette.
Then through the haze I could see one of the officers
walking towards us with two cans of what looked like coke or
lemonade. Hallelujah!!! A drink!!! You can imagine my relief
after 3 hours. The can was handed to me and my excitement
faded slightly as I felt the warm metal against my palm, but a
drink was a drink warm or cold. I pulled off the metal ring
and took a big gulp... yuck! It tasted like drinking a bunch of
scented flowers. I then looked at the label and saw that it was
violet tea. Who buys this stuff? Its gross. I still drank the
whole can as I was thirsty and needed to keep hydrated. Who
knows how long this ordeal was going to take.
There was a policeman typing my statement. By
statement I mean what Oki was telling them in bursts of
Indonesian. He could have been telling them I was a secret
British agent working undercover for all I know but whatever
was being said it needed to be typed.
Chapter 2
A Teaching Contract
January 2004
To understand how I found myself teaching on a tourist visa
in Indonesia I need to tell you about events leading up to my
arrival in Pekanbaru.
I had just completed a one month intensive TEFL course
(Teaching English as a Foreign Language) at Leeds
Metropolitan University and was now qualified to teach
English overseas. It was a feat in itself just to survive the
course. After being given a list of the must have grammar
books for fledgling young English teachers on day one, on day
two we were teaching a class of authentic, real-life foreigners!
They were from all corners of the world: Chinese, Japanese,
Argentinean, Korean, Malaysian and Omani. They were
students at the university who had paid 1 to come to the
lessons to practise their English. I personally felt that even 1
was a bit overpriced to watch novice teachers stutter and
stammer in front of the classroom, hot and deep crimson faces
glowing with the embarrassment of it all.
But improve we did with endless nights of writing lesson
plans into the early hours of the morning. One lesson plan that
sticks in my mind was using the subject of Che Guevara as the
context of the lesson whilst teaching active and passive verb
tenses. Che Guevara? Was he Spanish? Was he the good
looking one with the beret? So, in order not to look even more
of an idiot, I spent all night researching who Che was. I mean,
nice. All those lovely beaches and palm trees. Then I received
an e-mail from the Director of Studies at the English First
school in Pekanbaru.
So not quite the idyllic beach setting that I had imagined
but it was a person interested in employing me as a teacher.
My spirits were lifted.
His name was Gary and he wrote that he had been
travelling and working for almost 30 years. He described
Pekanbaru as a sleepy little town compared to Jakarta or Bali
and it was very beautiful in many areas. How lovely does that
sound? Things were looking good. He wanted to speak with
me and gave me his telephone number for me to contact him.
Over that summer we spoke on the phone and swapped
numerous e-mails. We became buddies. Gary was American
and he was employed as the schools Director of Studies he
was basically the school manager.
He told me all about the school they had a
media/computer lab with 9 computers, living costs a dozen
eggs cost only 20 cents, public transport only 20 cents per
ride, or I could buy a second hand motorbike for only $14
dollars. My monthly salary would be a whopping 5.5 million
Rupiah which sounds a lot of money but at that time the
exchange rate was 9,200 Rupiahs to the American dollar so
my monthly wage was, in fact, less than $600. However this,
apparently, put me in the high earning bracket in Indonesia.
He sent me photos of contented, smiling staff and pupils
-everyone looked so happy. I couldnt wait to start!
Gary told me that my first three weeks at the school
would be spent observing the other teachers, sitting at the
back of the classrooms watching and getting a feel for the
teaching methods used at the school and to learn about the
content of the text books being used by the pupils. I would not
be given any of my own classes until this orientation period
ended.
Perfect. This teaching job was sounding pretty awesome
to me. Not only do I get to go to an exciting and exotic
country to teach English, I am being mollycoddled and
handled with care. Being the novice teacher with no previous
Chapter 3
Arrival in Indonesia