Theatre Radio Show.

Actors
Sunshine (Depressed Host) Kia
Jamal (Energetic Host) - Austin
Miley Cyrus Kailei
Amanda Bynes Santana
Creepy Caller Lexi
Ghost Hunter (Mary Beth) #1- Kia
Ghost Hunter (LaQuisha) #2 Sarah
Sound and audio guy (JaQuan) Austin
Ghost children Alexis/Lexi

Radio Intro
(Intro song plays: Sail by AWOL nation)
J: Hey its Jamal on 105.6 top 100 hits. That was Sail by AWOL Natio.
S: I went on a boat once there was a shark. And I almost drowned.
(Awkward silence)
J: *mumble* I bet thats not the only time you have fallen in your life.*
normal voice* thats great sunshine! Now lets get to song number one on
our top ten hits of the week.
S: Hits remind me of my moth... (Radioactive starts to play)
Im breathing in the chemicals S: I got lost in a radiation factory once; my
mother said it was a candy store.
(Song ends)
(Commercial)

Miley Cyrus interview

J: We have a special guest today ladies and gentlemen..
S&J: Miley Cyrus
MC: Hey, hows it going?
J: GreatGreat. So Miley your VMA performance had a lot of interesting
things in it. It had Twerking, Teddy Bears, and you sang with Robin thicke.
Tell us about that.
MC: The performance was so much fun. I wanted to make it fun you know?
I wanted to make a statement that said this is me.
S: * whispers* I got the statement that you need Jesus. Two minutes in I
wanted to drench my eyes with Holy Water.
J: .Anyway tells us about you and Robin Thicke. You both obviously were
very um *cough* intimate on stage.
MC: As you could see Robin and I had a lot of chemistry on stage.
S: Miley theres a rumor going around that Robin Thicke cheated on his wife
with a 20 year old.
MC: I know, I heard its totally horrible.
S: Just out of curiosity how old are you Miley.
MC: Um 20 years old.
S: *Whispers* so are YOU the reason they are breaking MILEY?
MC: NO not at all
S: All Im saying is that they didnt have problems until the performance
Miley.
MC: LISTEN HERE SUNSHINE I DONT GIVE A RATS.
J: MILEY CYRUS EVERYONE.We will be right back to answer some
questions.
(Commercial)

Miley Cyrus Caller Questions

J: Okay lets take some questions from callers shall we.
(Calling noise)
S: Youre on with Miley Cyrus
MC: Hey.
CC: Miley I just wanted to say that I love you.
MC: Awww, I love you too just like I love all my fans.
CC: No Miley. I am extremely in love you. I want you Miley; I want your
body girl.
MC: Ummm
J: Maybe we should change the to a different caller
S: NO! I LIKE this caller. What else would you like to tell Miley?
CC: I have a shrine completely dedicated to you. I have the tissue you left at
the table at Chiles. I also have the exact replica of the outfit you wore at the
VMAs it cost me 3 months rent but youre worth it.
J: I think we will go to the next caller.
CC: We shall twerk together forever Miley.
J: Sunshine stops pushing me away From the caller board.
S: No! He obviously is an amazing man and Miley wand he will live happily
ever after.
MC: umm I dont think we will ever really meet.
CC: Miley we will be together FOREVER. You can never get rid of me
Miley. Never!
(Disconnecting sounds)
J: *heavily breathing* well that was interesting
MC: To say the least ya
S: I liked him he had enthusiasm. I wish I had someone like that but no I
have a regular boyfriend who decides to give me flowers and takes me on
walks on the beach.
MC: The caller was a stalker
S: I know you are so luck; I never get the good ones. *Heavy sigh*
J: WELL THAT IS IT FOR MILEY SHE HAS TO GO NOW.
MC: Yes well by now.
J: Up next we show you a 10 minute preview to the new movie Paranatural
Activity.
(Commercial)

Paranatural Activity
LQ: Hello I am LaQuisha
MB: And I am Mary Beth.
LQ: We are here to at the house of the notorious black widow. It is said that
in the year 1972 there was a women whose husband died in battle.
MB: It was said that the wife could not handle being without her husband
and eventually went crazy. So crazy that she potentially drowned her
children in the bathtub and then killed herself soon after.
LQ: The home is said to be haunted by the children of the black widow. So,
Mary Beth, our camera man JaQuan and I will travel inside and see if we
can help the children cross over.
MB: * whispers* that is if JaQuan can stand to hold the camera for five
minutes without breaking it.
JQ: It was ONE time...
MB: three times.
JQ: THREE TIMES GET OFF MY BACK WOMAN!
LQ: ENOUGH! * Deep breath*. As I was sayin we are now about to enter
the home.
(Creaky door noise)
MB: It is extremely cold in here and it appears to be empty for a long time.
There is graffiti on the wall from trespassers who have broken inside and
have stolen items from the house.
*heavy breathing*
MB: JaQuan if you could breathe through your nose that would be much
appreciated.
JQ: I cant help it I have a col..
(Giggles)
JQ: Did you hear that?
LQ: Shhh. (beeping noise) The Detector says that the noise is coming from
upstairs, lets go.
(Walking sounds, and creaky stairs noises.)
JQ: Maybe I should just stay down here.
MB: Seeing as you have the equipment, I dont think you have a choice.
JQ: Oh man. *deep sigh* lets go.
(Creepy starboards)
*distant giggling*
LQ: That sounded like it came down here.
(Creepy music)

*Closer giggling*
MB: * whispering* Its in the bathroom. JaQuan you go in first.
JQ: Why me?
MB: Because you are a man or some form of one anyway. No go.
(Sound of tripping)
JQ: *Dramatic sigh* okay here it goes.
(Door knob turning & creepy door opening)
JQ: Its extremely dark in here
LQ: Turn on the light genius.
(Sound of lights coming on and flickering)
*Really close giggling*
MB: Its behind the curtain. Go JaQuan. (Another tripping sound)
JQ: * Loud whisper* MARY B! Stop pushing me; I will go when I am ready.
LQ: Well dang be ready quicker.
JQ: Okay here we go.
(Dramatic Music & Pushing Curtain Sounds)
MB: * Whispering* what do you
JQ: *Scream*
LQ & MB: *Yelling* WHAT IS IT.
JQ: Its a. its a .
LQ: Spit it out MAN.
JQ: A SPIDER!
LQ & MB: Really
(Sound of fast running footsteps)
JQ: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I AM DEATHLY ALLERGIC AND I
WILL NOT BUST OUT INTO HIVES AND DIE.AS DESTINY CHILDS
HAD SAID I WILL BE A SURVIVOR, AND AS A SURVIOR I WILL BE
IN THE CAR WAITING.
(Door Slam)
MB: He is completely useless I dont know why you hired him.
LQ: Hes my cousin and I owed my aunt a favor.
MB: Well hes an idiot; I guess I will have to hold the equipment.
*Creepy cup song*
LQ: *Whispering* Do you hear that?
MB: *Whispering* only if you do?
(Dramatic Music)
GC #1& #2: Why doesnt he want to play with us?
MB: Umm I think he had something to do outside.
GC1&2: *giggles* wait right here okay? We will go ask him.
JQ: *Scream* NO PLEASE! I PLAY ILL PLAY!

LQ: Lets get the heck out of here. Aint no amounts of holy water goanna fix
this Booboo.
(Running noises)
MB: NO Wait. We cant leave just yet. We have a job to do.
GC#1: You cant leave just yet; we havent had a chance to play together.
GC#2: You have to play with us. You have too.
GC1&2: Play with us.*Louder* Play with us * play with us *Screaming*
PLAY WITH US!!! ( Wind blowing loudly)
MB: ALRIGHT WE WILL PLAY WITH YOU.
LQ: OH SWEET BABY JESUS I JUST CANT! I NEED TO GET OUT OF
HERE!
GC #1: NO! We will play a game of hide and seek, LaQuisha you can hide
with us
GC #2: and Mary Beth can find us! Yay!!!
GC 1&2: * distant* Come and find us Mary Beth. Come and find us!
*Giggles*
LQ: Mary Beth. HELP ME PLEASE!!!

Radio Show Host

J: Oh that was so scary. Look, Sunshine I have goose bumps isnt that crazy?
Who was your favorite character so far?
S: I personally liked the children but I personally that they could have been
scarier. But you know everyone has different opinions. *Sounds bored*
J: Well thats it for us Ladies and Gentlemen. We will play one more song to
say goodbye, see you tomorrow. Im Jamal!
S: And I am sunshine
J&S: Stay classy Arizona.
(Song Plays)