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11.
What do you call a song sung in an automobile? A
cartoon.
12.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a
4-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
13.
What do you get when you cross a stream and a
brook? Wet feet.
14.
What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on
ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
15.
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus,
grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in
Cincinnati? Dead.
16.
What do you call a country where everyone has to
drive a red car? A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive
a pink car? A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived
in their cars? An in-car-nation.
17.
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor
without cracking it? Concrete floors are very hard to
crack!
18.
What looks like half apple? The other half.
19.
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how
long would it take four men to build it? No time at all it
is already built.
20.
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it
will become? It becomes wet.