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NEW YORK (AP, Tuesday, 04 December 2007)
The Archdiocese of New York warns kids
against predators in what is apparently the
first such effort by a Roman Catholic diocese
in the United States. The comic warning was
originally found at:
http://www.adnyfiles.org/ArchangelComic.pdf
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THEY C OME FOR THE

TH E V U LT U R ES C I R CLE OVE R HAED FAL SE P R IESTS . . . IN VAIN TH E P R IESTS P R AY
AWAIT ING TH E FEAST WHEN G OD ’S TO TH E I R HAND-M ADE IDOL S
W R ATH I S POU R ED OUT ON TH OSE WH O OF STONE P E R P ET UATED BY
ABUSE CH I LDR EN IN THE NAME OF G OD AN E V I L INST IT UT ION THAT
CLAIMS TO SP EAK FOR G OD.

G e n e s i s 40-19: “. . .t h e b i rd s
s h a l l e a t t h y f l e s h f r om o f f
t h e e .”

JOSE WAS A V I CT IM OF SE XUAL ABUSE

JOSE M I G UE L G ON ZALES HAS J UST
AT THE HANDS OF A ROM AN CATH OLI C
AR R I VED FOR H I S F I RST DAY AT BENED I CT
P R IEST, BUT THE P R IEST WAS P RO C-
TAY LOR CATH OLI C H I G H S CH OOL, HAV ING
TECTED WH I LE JOSE WAS LEFT TO LI VE
J UST MOVED F ROM TE XAS
W ITH H I S SHAME.

... of those
who seek to ruin
I’m s c a re d s o u l s— m y s o u l .

FOR ME R MON K , M . BENEDI CT TAY LOR R ESIGNED F ROM AN

ALL- G I R L S S CH OOL AFTE R IT WAS R E VEALED THAT H E WAS
DEF RO CK ED FOR MOLEST ING BOYS IN T R IN IDAD IN 1967.
S o u rc e : C o n n e c t i c u t Po s t 6.06.02; C o n n e c t i c u t Po s t 6.08.02;
As s o c i a te d Pre s s 6.12 .02
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Wi l l i t b e t h e s ame h e re?
Pay i n g p e n n a n c e f o r m y s i n s Crap!
I’m locked
out
in the back se at
o f Fa t h e r ’s c a r ?

LATE R THAT DAY, AT

LUNCHT IME. . .
Chastity !

I wo n de r i f l i t t l e
Tomm y i s wa i t i n g
in my of f ice ??

Hi Lolita !
So what’s the good news? We’re g o n n a h ave a p a r t y
I’ll wait for you here.
Heard anything from t omo r r o w– wa n n a c ome?
Father McFeely?
H e’s a t h ome
w i t h m y b i g s i s te r
Ta w n y. . .

Wi l l Fa t h e r McFe e l y
We’re re n t i n g b e t h e re? ?
h i m a r o om i n o u r s o r o r i t y
h o u s e , y ’k n o w.
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LATE R THAT DAY. . . I'm Miss Bambi, and as I- I am... Correction:

My n ame i s "From where are you"
you may well know I'm Jose Gonzale s.
Hello, everyone ! Welcome to never end with a
new at BT. Ple ased to
my sixth period English class ! preposition.
mee t you, Jose.
I know most of you Where are you f rom?
know each other, but
is there anyone else
new here?

mbi
Miss Ba

Re ally?
Wow.
Who is the te acher here? If you want to keep f rom AFTE R CLAS S
Miss Banbi is cool,
LETS OUT. . .
flunking, you'll speak the way but man will she
I say to. be tough !

!
P ’w ne d I'm Summer,
.
a .. Summer Skye !
H
HA

Hey, you're
pretty hot!

I know you're new here,

and it can be tough to
make friends....

Well, c'mon to our

Sorority Party tomorrow
and meet some of
the sisters.

You know it.

Any suggestions?

Maybe I can get you... well,

you know, "friends".
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Father McFeely ! Hello, ladie s ! Can I take you

We’re over here ! back to the Sororit y House? You know, a couple
of hot chicks like you will make nice
se at covers for my car.
Oh, Father...
you are making me blush !

Father
McFeely ! Of course silly man...
Just the guy Fine, er... how’d
I was looking for. you know about my Summer?
Didn't you used be over the
How's your Summer been, Oh! you mean my sabbatical !
Parish in Boyton... or was
Man? that the one before Groper City?

Ch as t i t y and Loli t a are Be n e di c t Tay l o r

t wo f ine Roman Cat h olic gi r ls; C a t h o l i c H i gh S c h o o l C’mo n g i r l s,
p r ide s i t s e l f i n i t s s u p e r i o r l e t me d r i ve
and check out those backpacks ! yo u h ome .
S we e t. s t u de n t b o die s . . .
I me an body.

BT bre e ds
f ine f il lie s !
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http://www.bishop-accountability.org/
THE NEXT DAY IN THE BASEMENT
OF THE SORORITY HOUSE...
I know !
May I have your attention girls and guys: Nine t y One
I wo u l d l i k e t o i n t r o d u c e a n e w BT s t u de n t,
Jo s e G o n z a l e s f r om Te x a s .

H e’s H i s p a n i c

B u t I’m “ l e g a l ”

That’s right Jose !

H e y, p e o p l e ! Th e re a re 91 c l e rg y a n d
H e re’s a f u n f a c t f r om church officials listed
bishop-accountabilit y.org ...of the 15 Texas
Dioceses & Archdioceses, how many accused Oh, Hi Father McFeely, come on in
and convicted sex abusers are there? a n d j o i n o u r R om a n C a t h o l i c c l e rg y s e x a b u s e
a n d p e d o p h i l i a g ue s s i n g g ame .

Oh Ta w n y, I wo u l d n’t k n o w a b o u t t h a t.
Af te r a l l , t h o s e a re j u s t “ i s o l a te d i n c ide n t s”
a c c o rdi n g t o t h e Va t i c a n .

ay
carumba
!

I know that look !

I know what lurks behind
those lusting eye s...
optic ner ve s.
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People ! Father McFeely here,
has agreed to help you with your anti-
pedophilia campaign against the cover up by
Archbishop of Los Angeles Roger Michael
Cardinal Mahony of admitted pedophile,
Oli ver O'Grady.
I’m sure you have all seen the documentar y
“Deli ver Us f rom Evil” where O'Grady says Mahony
was "very supportive and very compassionate and
th at ano the r si t uat ion h ad bee n
smo o t hl y h andle d"

He worked to
impede investigations of
sexual abuse by
priests

LATER THAT What can THE FOLLOWING DAY AT THE

DAY... we do then... SORORITY HOUSE...

C a rd i n a l R o g e r M a h o n y
THE BT STUDENTS, TEACHERS, AND FATHER Well students,
i s f i gh t i n g a l l e g a t i o n s ag a i n s t we’ve raised $ 56 for our
McFEELY BEGIN TO PLAN THEIR CAMPAIGN
566 p r ie s t s i n h i s D i o c e s e campaign... do you think we
can make a difference?

e ven “Christian”
Pope Benedict XVI Pre s i d e n t B u s h
g r a n t e d t h e Po p e OVE R 100,000 V ICT IMS OF CLE RGY
wa s a c c u s e d o f I m mu n i t y f r o m SEXUAL ABUSE HAVE COME FORWARD
conspiracy to cover up prosecution IN THE USA , E VEN SO, E XP E RTS SAY
sexual abuse in the USA 80% NE VE R R EPORT IT.

SINCE 1950, SEXUAL ABUSE HAS COST THE

CATHOLIC CHURCH OVER ONE BILLION DOLLARS...

vana van
a Nir Nir
N irvan ana
Nirv

. . .(SOME EST IMATES G O AS H IG H AS 2 BI LLION

DOLLARS) IN LEGAL SETTLEMENTS AND EXPENSES.
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C e r t a i n l y n o t, Ta w n y. No problemo !
Father McFeely, do you I’ll just we ar this winter
You are a vision in anything. Cool?
think this blouse makes Would you mind running out coat ‘cause I’m so She’s HOT !
me look fat? cool.
a n d g e t t n g u s s ome
mo re b e e r ?

Damn warts
I t ried to cut them of f,
s a n d t h e m o f f, b u t
nothing works

Gee, I wonder
where he’s going?
Excuse me
Jose...

Mind if I come in? In seminary my

I noticed that you These warts are t h e s i s t o p i c wa s
were alone in spreading all over
the bathroom... my body
Human Papilloma Virus,
so I’m an expert
and thought
you might want
company.

Oh, that’s a nasty case, and quite
disfiguring... I’m sure you must be
mortified at the hideous nature of
t his af f lic t ion, Ch as t i t y
May I call you “Chastity”,
my dear? I know that is
your name, but...
Father McFeely !
Are yo u se r io usl y in te re s te d
in my v i ral infe c t ions or are
yo u c om i n g o n t o me?
Summer
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Oh, Ch as t i t y, I could Chastit y– I know you make
c are s s t h ose infe c t ious confe ssion to me, but I want
‘lo ve spo ts’ r igh t of f of to make a confe ssion to you:
your hand... and anywhere I want you right now...
else you have them. right here.
You know, I’m
e xperienced in
the art of
ple asing
children Oh, Father !
Ye a a . . .
Ve r y s t r a n g e .
Did you notice
Father stalking Chastity
i n t o t h e h o u s e?
SN IFF
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What’s the matter, You look like

Summer? you need to pray to
I feel sick !
the porcelain
altar

She’s about
to make a
technicolor smile all
over her shoe s !

n
Cor Cor
Corn gs
gs Son Sor
Son
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THE ORCISH IDOL TO WHOM SOME BT

ST UDENT P R AY, SI LENT LY DOZES AS
T H E S N O WS O F W I N T E R C L O S E I N .

S u p D u d e?

FALL SLOW LY DES C ENDS ON TH E

ST UDENTS OF BENED I CT TAY LOR B o a rd?
CATH OLI C H I G H S CH OOL AND
TH E LEAVES BEG IN TO FALL LI K E
TH E T ROUSE RS OF TH E CH I LDR EN
IN TH E BA CK SEAT OF FATH E R
McFEE LY 'S CROWN V I CTOR IA .

Re s t le s s Le g Syndrome I’m af raid to te l l my pare n ts,

I ’m b u i l d i n g m y o w n r e s t r o o m but I think I may have got ten it
is no t hing to t ake ligh t l y. f rom Fat he r McFe e l y.
Can you he lp me?
Can we talk? I am worried...
I t hink I migh t h ave RLS. You
whore !

So ?

Summe r,
i ts wh at you
ge t f or sle e ping
around...
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Maybe whe n I
It’s no laughing f inish my b at hro om , I c an
matter ! m a k e yo u a n e w Fa t h e r
Look at this leg ! wo o de n l e g ! McFe e l y. . .
I’m do ome d to a
life on a ch or us line
Do yo u wa n t
w i t h o t he r RLS a re alis t ic
v ic t ims. pros the sis or jus t a
p i rate p e g-le g? g e t s wo o d .

Pine or oak ?

Kind of
“ P i n o c c h i o”
i n re ve rs e !

Maybe he can get Fa t h e r McFe e l y s ays That’s disgusting

s ome f o r yo u t o u s e h e k e e p s g e t t i n g mo ve d Yo u’re my f r ie nd, You really ought
to do that
when you make my new leg. around jus t whe n he Jose .
He used to be a lumberjack begns to make close ...in the
in his Washington State f r ie n d s . . . You mus t ke e p my men’s room !
parish... RLS problem a se cre t...
jus t you and me
at least until the w il l k no w
Cardinal relocated
him to Boyton.

I go t t a
go–
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zz Also, wh at is up w i t h
z Chastity and Father McFeely ?
Sh e s e e ms t r o u b l e d . . .
Te l l me i t i s n’t s o !
Oh n o !

C o uld i t be t h at she to o
h as RLS ?

Hear my supplication,
great Orc. Thanks for looking
out for me oh mighty protector...
H e y, wa k e u p !
Are you paying attention?

S u mme r ’s
re s t l e s s l e g syndrome
is se r ious ! Bu t I d o n’t Naa...
k no w if I c an keep Fa t h e r McFe e l y
h e r s e c re t. wa s p r o b a b l y j u s t
se xually abusing her.

I n h i s b o o k , " Th e
My son, it's Changing Face of the
time you knew just Priesthood: A Refle- I’m g o i n g t o te l l !
how great love can be. ction on the Prie st's I w i l l h e l p m y f r ie n d s
C r i s i s o f S o u l ," S u mme r a n d C h a s t i t y. . .
(Liturgical Press) its the right thing to do.
God made love so Father Donald Cozzens,
real love is holy. an author, priest of the
dioce se of Cleveland,
and Catholic seminary
There can be love bet ween a pre sident e stimate s
husband and wife, t h a t 50% o f R om a n
a b o y f r ie n d a n d g i r l f r ie n d , C a t h o l i c p r ie s t s a re
bet ween friends, even bet ween h omo s e x u a l s .
prie sts and children

Richard Sipe, a psycho-

t h e r a p i s t a n d f o r me r
priest, has studied celibacy,
chastit y, and se xualit y in
the prie sthood for four
decade s. He has authored
three books on the topic.
He once
e stimated
that 30%
of the
prie sthood
is homose xually
oriented, per:
But love be t ween
"Gay Priests," Religion & Ethics
prie sts and children, as you know,
Newsweekly, 2002-MAY-10,
is pedophilia– and that is e vil !
at: http://www.pbs.org/
Such priests burn in Hell.
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Chastity! Wait up! Wh a t 's w i t h yo u, C h a s t i t y?

Hey!
Where have you been?
I called you last week to see if
you wanted to go to McDonalds
a n d b o b f o r f r ie s,
but you didn't call me back!
Yo u wo n't h a n g o u t w i t h me ; yo u d o n’t
pro te s t cle r ic al mole s tat ion of al tar
b o ys w i t h o u r g r o u p a n y mo re .
Wh at's w rong w i t h yo u?
S o r r y.

Wh at ’s t he m at te r w i t h ME ! Didn’t you read the sur vey for the U.S.

Wh at ’s t he mat te r w i t h YOU ? Can’t you Conference of Catholic Bishops released
in 2004 ? **
see that I am one of the 11,000 people sexually
buse d by a Cat h olic pr ie s t be t we e n
1950 and 2007 ?

** NEW YORK (CNN), Tuesday, February 17, 2004 Posted: 8:54 AM EST (1354 GMT).
“Draft survey: 4,450 priests accused of sex abuse”
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/02/16/church.abuse/index.html

Why is she so upset?

S u mme r ! (is this one of those “female” I ’m n o t r e a l l y s u r e .
Wh a t ’s t h e m a t te r w i t h t h i n g s?) Te l l m e . . . I t h i n k i t m ay b e
C h a s t i t y? I s s h e a l r i gh t ? w h a t ’s t h e p r o b l e m ? RLS !
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Si, Jose... I need

¿ Que pasa ? to– I think Chas t i t y is
be ing se xually abuse d and

A D
Miss Bambi? S umme r h a s R L S .

Fa t h e r McFe e l y ! I use d to h ave a f le sh-e at ing b ac te r ia ...

How can this be ?
I’ve f o l l o we d h i s
c a re e r a s h e’s b e e n mo ve d f r om
p a r i s h t o p a r i s h by t h e B i s h o p s
a n d C a rd i n a l s . H e mu s t b e h i gh l y
re s p e c te d t o h ave b e e n mo ve d
t o s o m a n y ve n ue s . . .
NE VE R M IND FATHE R McFEE LY i t s re a l l y h a rd t o g e t a d a te w h e n yo u
D id n’t yo u h e a r w h a t I s a id ? h ave f e s te r i n g b o i l s . Ti me wa s, yo u c o u l d
S umme r S k ye h a s R L S !! g e t a d a te e ve n i f yo u h a d b o i l s .
Wh a t i s R L S?
Is t h at t he dise ase
i n v e n t e d by t h e d r u g
c o m p a n i e s t o s e l l m o re
Par k inson’s me dicine ?

Did I te l l yo u t h at
I use d to h ave Par k inson’s? The y
f roze part of my br ian .

We ’r e g o i n g t o h a v e t o t u r n i n Oh, t h e h u m a n i t y !
McFe e l y. Th at ’s all t he re is to i t. Wh a t w i l l t h e Th i s w i l l b e a d ay t h a t l i ve s i n i n f am y.
H e’s a p e r v e r t Os am a Pe o p l e Ge ne rat ions will look back and ask ,
t h i n k? “ Wh a t h ave we d o n e ? ”
and nee ds to be take n ou t of
c i r c u l a t i o n–
f o r t h e ch i ldre n .

I’d d a te yo u
e ve n i f yo u h a d
I n t h e I r aq ? f e s te r i n g b o i l s,
Carl.
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No one ever wants Do you me an “JOHN Mahony”?? Sh u t u p Do r r i s ! D id I e ve r

Enough... ENOUGH !! t he John Mah ony Nomin ate d te l l yo u t h a t yo u l o o k l i k e
to date the “fat girl”...
do they Carl? for 2 Golden Globe s? Oh, I love a giant grape in that sui t?
It would be nice if YOU We have a real problem him ! He was the voice of Mr. By G r a b t h a r ’s H amme r, by
abused me a bit ! here. Perhaps it would be Ter williger on the SIMPSONS t h e S u n s o f Mo r v a n,
better to cover this up. a n d G e ne ra l R o g a rd i n t h e C h a s t i t y. . .
“IRON GIANT”. Oh, and did you
see him as Father Joe D'A ndre a
What’s the (episode 1, 2000) of BECKER?
One word:
shall be
matter Carl, not Blah... bla... bla..
man enough ? “Mahony” AVENG ED !!

B u t l e s t we
g e t s ide t r a c k e d , d o n’t
f o rg e t t h a t S u mme r h a s
RLS. It is also k nown as
Le t Mah ony f igure Wi t t m a a c k-E k b om's
some t hing ou t. He se ems to s y n d r ome .
be good at playing the prie stly
sh uf f le g ame . Ho w f as t c an S u mme r s h o u l d b e
we ge t him on t he line? our priorit y this winter.

So i t begins...
No– we don’t want to be Here ! Here ! We h ave s e t i n t o mo t i o n
accomplices to Mahony’s cover ups. c o sm i c f o rc e s . May God
This needs to be handled ethically. help us !

Bam b i ,
Activate the
We need to expose Father Per vert Alarm !
McFeely before he exposes himself.
We must tell the proper authorities
before he gropes again.

Bzzzzz
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LUNCHT IME, TH E NE XT DAY. . . Du de ! Oh m a n–

Yo u r h a i r i s o n F I R E ! Th a t wa s t h e
holy spiri t of
O u r L a d y Fa t i m a

Wh a t ’d yo u Talk to the hand, fool.

do that for? I was tr ying to help you and
all you can do is complain ?

...and don’t talk about

my leg problems here
in public !

H o w ’s t h e l e g? Where’s the wooden

leg you promised? I was hoping
to f reeze of f my RLS leg with
dr y ice this weekend.

Dar n, no w I’m going w00t !

to sme ll like I was r iding
a co w t h at s te ppe d on
an Iraqi IED...
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Jose, do you believe I used to... “Se x y ange l”? Are yo u

in the power of the Orc? I w ish I we re some one’s k idd i n g?
se x y ange l .
Now I believe in
my sexy angel
Wh o wo u l d
wa n t a u s e d
t r o l l o p l i k e yo u, C h a s t i t y?
Yo u a re u s e d g o o d s .

I k n o w. . .
H e’ l l
i t s Fa t h e r McFe e l y ’s
ge t his.
doing.

Jose, I feel so dirty.

I have been thinking of Yo u c a n !
ending it all What !?
I wish I could
p r ay t o yo u r s e x y a n g e l
f o r s t re n g t h .
I’ve been thinking
abou t taking
a n o ve rd o s e
of placebos...

Do n’t d o i t
C h a s t i t y– yo u h ave
t o o mu c h t o l i ve f o r.

Jus t summon he r.

I’ll t hink abo u t i t.

The rosary didn’t save me from Father
McFe e l y’s lus t, and I’m be ginning to
think the mighty Orc idol is just made by
t he h ands of me n ..

.
...pe rh aps yo ur
se x y ange l w ill he lp
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Remember to think happy Miss Bambi,

thoughts and my sexy angel Have you seen Chastity?
will come to help you.

right...

No, she didn’t

come to class.

Jose ! I didn’t give

you permission to leave !
Hmm... no one (must be those beans
seems to know where for lunch) Se x y Ange l–
she is– I’ll check the don’t le t me be
janitor’s closet. to o late !

Oh no–
Chastity !
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By the gates
of purgatory!

NO!

Chastity !
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Are yo u whoa...
extreme unction time. S o r r y I’m
Al i ve? Miss Bambi,
she’s toast. L a te
Talk to me .
Don’t die– wh at
w ill we do w i t h
t he bo dy?

I c alle d he r,
bu t she didn’t
come ...

But I’m not

Dead yet!

Pre p a re t h e
b o d y b ag , She looks dead I s e e yo u r s e x y a n g e l !
to me, but Yo u c ame t o s ave me .
Wa i t– call 911 I f I d ie , s ave me , o h
... and don’t I’m n o t de a d se x y ange l.
bogart those
placebos, man.
ye t. ...Just in case. I never sinned,
I’m a good person,
I counted my rosary
I worshipped Mary

What’s that
number again?
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Do you think we should

har vest her organs while Damn, S e x y a n g e l i s n’t I’ l l h ave t o re l y o n
its still cold enough out I broke another he lping... t h e s u p e re r o g a t i o n o f
here to preserve them? finger nail. the saints to pull my
che s t nu ts ou t of this
I got dibs on her hair... f i re .
I’ve been needing some more.

Miss Bambi, The organ crew

Call the organ rescue crew. is on its way.
They need to get here fast.

Pope Pius XII's failed to condemn Nazi

Chastity, are you in there? Ho.. ho... Jose
genocide during World War II. Perhaps I t s a m i r i c l e ! Sh e h a s b e e n
Chastity had to die for Pope Pius XII’s sins as resurrected !! Maybe sexy angel
penance. interceded for Chastity with the
almighty Mary.
I’m not dead...

You are so right, my son...

so right.

Oh, c r a p– t h e re g o e s Ch as t i t y, you’l l li ve I can feel the

m y h a i r. Yo u p e o p l e a re t o o on to be abuse d pulse in your jugular
late, she’s alive again. another day !! vein.

You must be
Th ank s se x y ange l , ali ve too !
yo ur po we r h as s ave d
he r f rom 1000 ye ars
in purg ator y.
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Yes, I’m Father

McFeely, Leonard Nemoy and I
are with the Pedophilia Unit
and we are placing you
under arre st.

Mah ony (Jul y 16, 2007) Don't gi ve us t h at. Mis s Ch as t i t y B. El ton

apologize d f or abuse s by pr ie s ts at tempted suicide because of you and now seven
af te r 508 v ic t ims re ache d a childre n h ave s te ppe d f or ward accusing you.
re cord-bre ak ing se t t leme n t
wort h $660,000,000
Re ad this per v his
mi randas and ge t him
out of here !

You’ll
be he aring f rom
Archbishop Mahony

Th i s h a s b e e n
q u i te a ye a r,
h a s n't i t ? . . . a s yo u k n o w,
a p re d a t o r i n o u r m id s t
h as se xually abuse d
I 'm s o r r y we h a d s ome o f yo u r
t o c a n c e l C h r i s t m a s, f e l l o w s t u de n t s .
b u t t h a t 's o n l y p a r t o f
t h e re a s o n t h e BT Fa c u l t y
h a s c a l l e d yo u h e re
No w th at
t o d ay. . .
per vert is no longer
amo n g u s, b u t h a s
l e f t a me s s i n
h i s wa k e . . .
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THINGS ARE DIFFERENT NOW...
A GREAT FLOATING HEAD OF A
BLACK PRIEST DRIFTS AROUND
THE BT RECORDS STOREROOM
THE PEDO FILES ARE SECURELY STORED HERE
AT THE BEHEST OF THE ARCHBISHOP
THE STUDENTS AT BENEDICT TAYLOR CATHOLIC HIGH
SCHOOL HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED AND ARE ALL IN
THERAPY. CHASTITY HAS DECIDED TO TRAIN AS A
CORRECTIONS OFFICER. SUMMER SKYE WILL DEVOTE
HER LIFE TO MUSIC EDUCATION. JOSE IS CONSIDER-
ING LIFE IN MEXICO AS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN.
THE ARCHBISHOP IS STILL A FREE MAN HELPING TO
KEEP OTHER MEN FREE FROM PROSECUTION FOR THEIR
CRIMES AGAINST PARISHIONERS.
LOLITA WAS DEVASTATED WHEN
FATHER McFEELY LEFT THE SOROR-
ITY HOUSE SO SHE PAINTED HER...
THE BT FACULTY HAS RETURNED TO ITS NORMAL
PURSUITS. MISS BAMBI HAS BEGUN DATING
DORRIS AND BOTH ARE HAPPIER SINNERS.
PRINCIPAL SKINNER IS STILL WAITING FOR A STUDENT
TO DIE SO HE CAN GET HIS HAIR TRANSPLANT.
FATHER McFEELY IS SERVING TIME IN THE FEDERAL
PENITENTIARY IN SPRINGFIELD.
JOSE IS TAKING MUSIC LESSONS FROM SUMMER
SO HE CAN BE A STREET MUSICIAN IN TIAJUANA
MEXICO IN ORDER SEND MONEY TO HIS PARENTS
IN THE UNITED STATES.
FACE BLACK AND WORKS
FOR A MOVING COMPANY
AS A FAREWELL HUGGER.
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THE ORCISH IDOL CONTINUES TO SLUMBER WHILE Z

Z
THE BIRDS OF PREY CIRCLE BT WAITING FOR THEIR
NEXT MEAL OF SINFUL MAN-FLESH, FOR SIN
ABOUNDS HERE AND THEIR JOB IS FAR FROM
DONE.
Z
Z
Z
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Hey, I arri ved there late because the old bald guy made
more v ain re pe t i t io us ros ar y praye rs t h an Ch as t i t y,
a n d I re a l l y wa n te d t o s e e h i m g e t s ome h a i r.
(in the theologically bizarre prayer behind me...)
If you believe that someone named St. Joseph was entrusted by God the Father
t o p r o te c t M a r y a n d Je s u s, t h e n YOU a re de l u de d l i k e C h a s t i t y.
Je s u s i s OMN I POTENT and requires NO GUARDIAN. Also if Mary is the “spouse”
of God, and there is a Trinity, as the Roman Catholics would claim— that makes
Jesus His own father ! If you want to be saved from the confusing illogic of
Roman Catholic doctrine, read the Holy Scriptures for yourself to see the
many Papal errors– and join a Protestant church ! The Reformers
saw the bankruptcy of Rome and turned back to God’s word.
You can too. Sexy Angel