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6. Someone stole my
Microsoft Office and
they're gonna pay.
You have my Word.
7. What's green, fuzzy, and
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if it fell
out of a tree it
would
kill you?
A pool
table.
8. Apparently, someone in
gets stabbed every
London
52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
9. How do you find Will
Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh
prints.
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2 scientist
walk into
party for
scientists.
The rst
walks up to
the bar and
asks for some
H2O, the 2nd
comes and
asks for some
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