1.

If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a

German and France will declare me a citizen of the world. Should my theory
prove untrue, France will say that I am a German, and Germany will declare
that I am a Jew.

2. All generalizations are false, including this one.

3. The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don't know.

4. The most important question a person can ask is, "Is the Universe a friendly
place?

5. Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity I do not

understand it myself any more.

6. Success = 1 part work + 1 part play + 1 part keep your mouth shut

7. My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit

who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail
and feeble mind.

8. The woman who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd.
The woman who walks alone is likely to find herself in places no one has ever
been before.

9. Time is an illusion.

10.Blind belief in authority is the greatest enemy of truth.

11.Out of clutter, find simplicity.

12.I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right.

13.We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people
appear bright until you hear them speak.

14.Genius is 1% talent and 99% percent hard work...

15.I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking

16.I must be willing to give up what I am in order to become what I will be.

17.Love is a better master than duty.

18.Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.

19.Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.

20.Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.

21.Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.

22.Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving
the kiss the attention it deserves.

23.Never memorize something that you can look up.

24.The only thing that you absolutely have to know, is the location of the
library.

25.A ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for.

26.If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.

27.God does not play dice with the universe.

28.Imagination is the highest form of research.

29.However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship.

30.I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

31.The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all

comprehensible.

32.Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

33.What a sad era when it is easier to smash an atom than a prejudice.

34.Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.

35.You can never solve a problem on the level on which it was created.

36.It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our
humanity.

37.Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine
are still greater.

38.I love Humanity but I hate humans

39.Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire

it.

40.If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward,
then we are a sorry lot indeed.

41.My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit

who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail
and feeble mind.

42.If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.

43.I want to know God's thoughts - the rest are mere details.

44.The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

45.The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

46.Information is not knowledge.

47.The only sure way to avoid making mistakes is to have no new ideas.

48.Energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one

form to another.

49.Dancers are the athletes of God.

50.In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

51.It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and
knowledge.

52.the only escape from the miseries of life are music and cats...

53.Student is not a container you have to fill but a torch you have to light up.

54.You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better
than anyone else.

55.Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

56.As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and
as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

57.Force always attracts men of low morality.

58.Past is dead,Future is uncertain;Present is all you have,So eat, drink and live
merry.

59.At least once a day, allow yourself the freedom to think and dream for
yourself
60.Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed.
61.The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
62.Nothing happens until something moves.
63.Black holes are where God divided by zero.
64.Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.