A List

Version 6.1 (31 March 04)

Next update in mid-April. My Year From Hell should be over by then.
The following may or may not be true, and is based on hearsay, rumor, and gossip--most
of it from relatively reliable sources, some from more dubious ones, and some based on
my own suppositions. I have tried to make this list as accurate as possible, but in
some/many cases I wasn't able to verify rumors. I have not put anything here that I know
to be untrue. If you want, send me e-mail. Please don't be offended if I don't respond to
you quickly, or at all. I average around 90-100 e-mails a day.
Proceed at your own risk. Believe what you want & reject the rest. If my political
opinions upset you, stop reading and read something else. If you don't like reading
"scurrilous gossip," stop reading and read something else.
FOD means "Friend of Dorothy," a.k.a. a gay man.
L______ stands for lesbian.
B______ stands for bisexual.
A "beard" is a woman who dates or marries a gay or bisexual man so that the man can
pretend to be heterosexual.
A "merkin" is a man who dates or marries a gay or bisexual woman so that the woman
can pretend to be heterosexual.
Recent updates, additions and corrections since Version 5.4 are in blue.
With thanks to the folks on alt.gossip.celebrities, K-Y Mellie, and Jill "The Diva"
Stempel, from whose page I took some of the information included below. Thanks to
Richard Corliss (in Time) and Richard Johnson (in the Post) for mentioning the site in
their columns. Thanks to John Lithgow for mentioning the site on Conan O'Brian's
show; to reward him I made up something about him for his entry. Thanks
toMaxim magazine for rewarding my efforts with a Site of the Week award. Thanks to
the Star for the interview. A shout out to Sludge for the link and the kind words. Thanks

to Gossiplist.com. Thanks toAnythink. Thanks to InfectedLogic. Thanks

to Bitterwaitress. Thanks to 411mania. Thanks to all the radio shows that pimp the site.
Thanks to Ms. Eng for the short note. Thanks to you-know-who on the Jim Rome show
for the information. Thanks to that Variety writer for accurately describing this site as "a
mean-spirited, rumor-mongering, tawdry list of distilled re-hashed gossip and sexual
innuendo." And, finally, thanks to all the fans and industry professionals (and the
occasional celebrity) who've e-mailed me; this site wouldn't be the same without you.
Aaliyah. Was acquainted with many men as well as Quincy Jones' daughter. Had a
threesome with Stacy Dash. Linked with/married R. Kelly when she was only 15.
Aames, Willie. Recovering drug abuser. Currently a tedious born-again Christian.
Abdul, Paula. "Very nice girl, has a very wicked sense of humor." (And yet there are
persistent rumors of bad behavior by her behind the scenes of American
Idol). Reportedly a recovering bulimic. Linked with Lorraine Braco, Emilio Estevez,
Arsenio Hall (surely a vibrator would be better than that?), Janet Jackson, and John
Stamos.
Adams, Bryan. "A clean freak." Prefers the company of gentlemen. Linked with
Princess Di and Todd Oldham.
Adams, Joey Lauren. Arrested on D.U.I. Self-admitted bisexual. Linked with Vince
Vaughn.
Adams, Maud. Bisexual. Linked to Bruce Dern & OJ Simpson. Reportedly took Dern
to court for claiming to have penetrated her while filming a simulated sex scene during
the movie Tattoo.
Adjani, Isabelle. Formerly with Warren Beatty, Jean-Michel Jarre, and Daniel Day
Lewis.
Affleck, Ben. Rude and a boor. "Boring." May possibly be more than just friends with
Matt Damon and perhaps other men over the years. Has a filthy mouth. Tranny chaser.
Recovering alcoholic. Has used hookers in the past; likes threeways with hookers and
Matt Damon. One account has the two looking at each other (and getting off on that)
while doing the pro. Has had work done on his teeth, hair, and chin. Linked with Pamela
Anderson, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Garner, Salma Hayek, Lauren Holly, Famke
Jannsen, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Lopez, Gwyneth Paltrow, Britney Spears (who he
cheated on Jennifer Lopez with, while Spears was seeing Justin Timberlake).
Agassi, Andre. Humorless, vain airhead. Possibly closeted. Linked with Steffi Graf,
Brooke Shields (his ex-wife), and Babs Streisand.
Aguilera, Christina. "Rude, crude, selfish and disrespectful." "All around mean rotten
little bitch." (Though I've heard at least one story of her being nice when she didn't have
to be). I've gotten several e-mails in the past several months about her treating waiters

and waitresses very badly, to the point of not leaving tips and even not paying the
check. But I've also been told that part of her bad actions toward others is the
result of her paranoid bodyguards. Stuck-up snot. Prefers women and three-ways;
possibly prefers watching women and three-ways to partaking of them. Plays "hostess"
to "lavish orgies." Cocaine addict. Has breast implants. Bad tipper. Keeps her weight
down thanks to the over-use of laxatives. (Which matches the feces coming out of her
mouth). Hygiencially challenged; I've received two different e-mails from staff at two
different hotels both saying that she never used the showers, soap, or shampoo in her
room.Linked with Carson Daly (Christina, is this the best you can do?), Leonardo
DiCaprio (boy, did that pairing turn the Skank Switch up to 11), Enrique Igelsias, Alicia
Keys, Lil' Kim, Madonna, and Justin Timberlake.
Aiken, Clay. Subject of wildly differing rumors, ala "Very nice" and "What a
creep!"
Aikman, Troy. FOD. Or perhaps not. Reports differ.
Alba, Jessica. "Snobbiest little thing I've ever seen." Linked to Mark Wahlberg.
Albert, Prince, of Monaco. FOD? Linked with Angie Everhart, Kylie Minogue, Brooke
Shields, Claudia Schiffer, Sharon Stone, and Teri Weigel.
Alda, Alan. "Was very arrogant from his success with MASH but has calmed down
since."
Alexakis, Art. "VERY very nice guy." (Though this is disputed, with several groupies
claiming they've slept with him & he treated them badly).
Al Fayed, Dodi. Linked to Princess Diana, Darryl Hannah, Princess Stephanie of
Monaco, Winona Ryder, and Brooke Shields. Died in the same car crash that snuffed Di.
Alger, Horatio. Pederast. (This is an established historical fact, not mere gossip.)
Ali, Muhammed. Cheated on his wife. "An uncaring, self-centered dad."
Allen, Joan. Former coke dealer and user before hitting Hollywood and making it big.
Has been clean for a number of years now and is well-respected and generally seen as
being a very nice woman.
Allen, Tim. Possessed of self-destructive and womanizing ways. Former coke
dealer.
Allen, Woody. Neurotic pedophile who took up with his wife's adopted daughter and
betrayed the esteem millions held him in; still literally cannot understand what the
problem is. Linked with Diane Keaton & Mia Farrow; had affair with teenager during
filming of Manhattan.
Alley, Kirstie. Divorced from Parker Stevenson. $cientologist. Given to boasting
publicly about her partners' sexual skill. Recovering drug addict. Has a torture chamber
in her house. Turned tricks as a teenager. Linked with James Wilder.

Allman, Gregg. Recovering drug addict. Linked with Cher. Reportedly introduced porn
star Savannah to the biz when she was only 16.
Almodovar, Pedro. Gay.
Amos, Tori. Rape victim. Record industry brat whose first attempt at a metal album was
so laughably bad it was suppressed. Employed casting couch to get the chance to make
the follow-up album. In fairness, I've received numerous e-mails from people, fans and
those who worked with and for her, about how kind and nice and sweet she was to them.
Recovering addict.
Anderson, Gillian. Divorced. Single mom; daughter reportedly fathered by David
Duchovny. May have a drinking/drug problem. Rumored to be bisexual. Hot-tempered.
Linked with David Duchovny,Melissa Etheridge, Jodie Foster, Gina Gershon, and Helen
Hunt.
Anderson, Laurie. Linked to Lou Reed.
Anderson, Loni. Failed marriage to and bitter divorce with Burt Reynolds; held her
adopted son hostage in the divorce. Bi_____; linked with Carol Burnett.
Anderson, Louie. Gay.
Anderson, Pamela. Ex-wife of Tommy Lee and broke up with him again after taking
him back; maybe she is learning, after all. Has breast implants. Videotaped sex with her
husband; tape was then stolen from them and widely sold. Continues to be surprised that
no one takes her seriously; lied, stupidly, about Tommy Lee giving her Hepatitis C when
the truth, that it was Kid Rock who gave it to her, was so easily discovered. Formerly
with Ben Affleck, Scott Baio, Dean Cain, John Cusack, Kid Rock, Lil Kim, Pink,
Marcus Schenkenberg & Sylvester Stallone.
Anderson, Paul Thomas. "Coke head. Not very loyal to friends." Linked with Fiona
Apple.
Anderson, Richard Dean. Closeted FOD or bisexual. Linked with Justine Bateman,
Lara Flynn Boyle, Teri Hatcher, Marlee Matlin, Sela Ward, and Katarina Witt.
Andress, Ursula. Formerly married to John Derek, which means she's suffered enough.
Linked with Mikhail Baryshnikov, Jean-Paul Belmondo, Marlon Brando, Sean Connery,
James Dean, John DeLorean, Harry Hamlin, Dennis Hopper, Marcello Mastroianni,
Ryan O'Neal, Elvis Presley,and Peter O'Toole.
Andrews, Julie. Reportedly closeted L____, in long-term relationship with Carol
Burnett (or, according to e-mailers, they're just longtime friends-with-benefits). Married
to Blake Edwards.
Aniston, Jennifer. Has become a big pothead through her relationship with Brad
Pitt. Has jealousy issues; "can be a real bitch if you're not in her 'circle.'"Used her
pull with NBC to force them to rehire her father when he was let go from Days Of Our

Lives. Good tipper. Linked with Adam Duritz, Tate Donovan, Paul Rudd, and Brad Pitt.
Ann-Margret. Linked with Johnny Carson, Eddie Fisher, Steve McQueen, and Elvis
Presley.
Anselmo, Philip (of Pantera/Down/Superjoint). Recovering heroin addict.
Apple, Fiona. Humorless, self-important brat. Holding on to reality with only a couple
of fingers. Linked with Paul Thomas Anderson and David Blaine.
Arbuckle, Fatty. Slut. Unfairly convicted in the public of killing a younger actress via
Coke bottle rape; poor Fatty was innocent, but the world was convinced otherwise.
Archer, Anne. $cientologist.
Arden, Eve. L______ or Bi______.
Armstrong, Lance. Bisexual. Linked with Sandra Bullock.
Armstrong, Louie. Major pothead. Had an almost religious zeal for high colonics.
Arnaz, Desi. Philandering SOB, but Lucille Ball loved him, so I shouldn't say any
more. (And he did protect her in front of HUAC). Alcoholic. Married to Lucille Ball;
linked with Ginger Rogers, Cesar Romero, and Lana Turner.
Arnold, Tom. Failed marriage to Roseanne Barr; bitter divorce from her. Large drug
user & dealer. Has hair implants. Treats his assistants badly. Former tabloid snitch.
Arquette, David. Annoying freak. Recovering drug user. Crossdresser. Linked with
Ellen Barkin, Courtney Cox, and Charlize Theron, among others.
Arquette, Patricia. Linked with Nicholas Cage, Tom Cruise, Thomas Jane, and
Christian Slater.
Arquette, Roseanna. Very sullen and rude to fans.
Arthur, Jean. Bisexual.
Asimov, Isaac. Groped women.
Astaire, Fred. Difficult to work with. Linked with Ginger Rogers.
Atherton, William. "Nice guy, good conversationalist."
Atkinson, Rowan. "Clinically depressed."
Avalon, Frankie. "Very friendly and nice to his fans." Although I've also heard that
he's very full of himself and acts unpleasantly to salespeople.
Aykroyd, Dan. Very charming in person, or so I'm told. Has a taste for loose women in
bars. (But then, who among us does not?). Has a reputation in New Orleans for enjoying
the company of rented womenand for not tipping them very well. Linked to Donna
Dixon (marriage) and Penny Marshall.
Azaria, Hank. Linked with (failed marriage to) and merkin for Helen Hunt. Linked with

Matthew Perry. (No, really!)

Bacall, Lauren. Bailed on supporting victims of McCarthy because "they were
Communists." Very stingy. Married to Humphrey Bogart; linked with Kirk Douglas,
James Garner, Harry Guardino, Burgess Meredith, Jason Robards (by marriage), Frank
Sinatra, and Emmanuel Ungaro.
Bacon, Kevin. "Everyone loves them. (Bacon & wife) They're very sweet, friendly and
genuine. They were reported to act very warm toward each other, and always left big
tips."
Baez, Joan. Bisexual, although she now denies any former same-sex relationships
despite having written about one in her second book. Formerly with Bob Dylan.
Baio, Scott. Closeted bisexual. Rumors of his having forced himself on women. Former
regular at the Playboy Mansion. Former unrestrained relationship with Erin Moran; also
linked with Pamela Anderson, Nicole Eggert, Heather Locklear, and Denise Richards.
Jodie Foster claims to have made out heavily with him, as well.
Bairstow, Scott. Charged with having sex with a 12-year-old. Linked with Jennifer
Love Hewitt when she was way too young.
Baldwin, Alec. The bloviator. Arrogant SOB. Punches out photographers. Acts like
spoiled infant on-set. Left Janine Turner almost literally at the altar. Drug
problem. Linked with Kim Basinger (failed marriage; among other things, he hit her),
Kristin Davis, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Cheri Oteri, and Tatum O'Neal.
Baldwin, Daniel. Cokehead. Slut.
Baldwin, Stephen. So enamored of himself he probably masturbates while holding up
his own facial shot.
Ball, Lucille. Long-suffering wife of Desi Arnaz; smart, smart woman and a great
comedienne. Alcoholic, and not a good mother to her children. Rumored to have been a
member of the Communist Party.Was stingy and mean in her old age. Linked with
Milton Berle, Henry Fonda, Peter Lawford, Robert Mitchum, George Raft, George
Sanders, and Orson Welles.
Banderas, Antonio. Left his wife for Melanie Griffith. Not the brightest bulb in the
lamp, but a very nice guy. Linked with Angelina Jolie.
Bankhead, Tallulah. Omnisexual, and enjoyed it. Hilarious raconteur & source of many
great stories. Drug user. All About Eve was reportedly about her. Linked with John
Barrymore, Sr., Robert Benchley, Leonard Bernstein, Humphrey Bogart, Marlon
Brando, Yul Brynner, Winston Churchill (!), Gary Cooper, Douglas Fairbanks, Jr, Greta
Garbo, Billie Holliday, Libby Holman, Beatrice Lillie, Chico Marx, Hattie McDaniel,
Burgess Meredith, Edward R. Murrow, and Johnny Weissmuller.
Banks, Tyra. Breast implants. Difficult to work with. Linked with Michael Johnson,

Seal, John Singleton, Chris Webber, and Tiger Woods.

Baraka, Amiri. Anti-Semite, and doesn't seem to like much anybody except those of
African descent.
Barbiere, Jillian. Apparently a real playa. Very uninhibited, or so the rumors go.
Bardot, Brigitte. Animal rights activist. Racist; supports right-wing French party Le
Front National. Linked with Warren Beatty, Jean-Paul Belmondo, Marlon Brando, Sean
Connery, Alain Delon, Serge Gainsbourg, Jimi Hendrix, Mick Jagger, Louis Malle,
Marilyn Monroe (be still, my heart!) and Roger Vadim.
Barker, Clive. Out and open about it. "He and his partner are great people." "Always
incredibly nice to anyone who recognized him. Totally wonderful."
Barkin, Ellen. "Good with her fans." Formerly married to Gabriel Byrne. Linked with
David Arquette (...the hell?), Matt Dillon, Val Kilmer, and Ron Perelman.
Barrymore, Drew. "Soooo fun and sweet and adorable." Enjoys playing both sides of
the field; openly admits to being B______. Flashed Dave Letterman on camera. Had
messy breakup with her domineering mother. Didn't make it through high school.
Hygienically challenged. Recovering drug & alcohol addict and perhaps not so
recovering at that. Linked with Jeremy Davies, Heather Graham, Tom Green, Val
Kilmer, Courtney Love (who she shared men with, according to Drew), Jack Nicholson
(when she was 13 or 14), Chris O'Donnell, Sam, Rockwell, Molly Shannon, and Luke
Wilson.
Bartel, Paul. Out and doesn't care who knows it.
Baryshnikov, Mikhail. Uses his position to sexually exploit the dancers under him
(so to speak). Linked with Leslie Brown, Jessica Lange, Liza Minnelli, Isabella
Rossellini, and Janine Turner.
Basinger, Kim. "Has more neuroses than an inbred poodle." Acts like a spoiled infant
on- and off-set. Jerk. Recovering cocaine and alcohol addict. Linked with Alec Baldwin
(failed marriage), Jeff Bridges, Sean Connery, Eminem, Richard Gere, Michael Keaton,
Prince, Robert Redford, Burt Reynolds, and Mickey Rourke.
Bass, Lance. Self-described "power bottom."
Bassett, Angela. Has had at least one affair with a woman (oh, be still my heart and
loins!). Isn't as nice as she seems. Linked by marriage with Courtney B. Vance (good
taste in men, Angela).
Bateman, Justine. Linked with Richard Dean Anderson and Leif Garrett.
Bates, Kathy. L______.
Battle, Kathleen. Capable of great kindness and great cruelty and selfishness.
Bearse, Amanda. L______.

Beatty, Warren. Slut supreme; the only woman he hasn't slept with is me (and, okay,
Shirley Maclaine). Currently married to Annette Benning (though rumors are that he's
not faithful to her, either). Also reportedly humorless, homophobic, blatant sexual
harasser, and unpleasant--and, BION, not good in bed, according to H-wood prostitutes
and Madonna (although Joan Collins says otherwise about this). Difficult to work with.
Linked with (deepbreath) Isabelle Adjani, Brigitte Bardot, Candice Bergen, Halle Berry,
Sonia Braga, Judy Carne, Cher, Julie Christie, Joan Collins, Janice Dickinson, Britt
Ekland, Jane Fonda, Melanie Griffith, Goldie Hawn, Bianca Jagger, Diane Keaton,
Madonna, Vivian Leigh, Jackie Onassis, Michelle Phillips, Diana Ross, Diane Sawyer,
Stephanie Seymour, Carly Simon, Barbara Streisand, Liv Ullman, Mamie Van Doren,
Tennessee Williams, and Natalie Wood (along with a cast of thousands).
Beck. $cientologist (this is disputed).Very well hung. Linked with Gina Gershon and
Winona Ryder.
Beckham, David. Philanderer and possible FOD. Married to Posh Spice.
Beckinsale, Kate. Has a penchant for setside squabbling. "Cold fish. Tremendous
amount of plastic surgery. Hates other women."
Belafonte, Harry. FOD. Rumored to have married Farley Granger on Fire Island during
the 1950s.
Bell, Catherine. Playa. $cientologist.
Belmondo, Jean-Paul. Linked with Ursula Andress & Brigitte Bardot.
Bening, Annette. Married to Warren Beatty; she got pregnant by him and then refused
to get an abortion.
Bergen, Candice. Closeted L______ Widow of the late Louis Malle; she provided beard
services for him. Linked with Warren Beatty, Jerry Brown, Robert F. Kennedy, Henry
Kissinger (oh, Candice, howcould you?), Jack Nicholson, Burt Reynolds, and Terence
Stamp.
Bergin, Michael. FOD. Bathhouse habitue'.
Bergman, Ingrid. Linked with Yul Brynner, Gary Cooper, Bing Crosby, Burgess
Meredith, Gregory Peck, Anthony Quinn, Omar Sharif, Spencer Tracy. Shocked
Hollywood and America by going to Europe and having a child out of wedlock. Mother
of Isabella Rosselini. One of the 10 Most Beautiful Women Ever.
Berkley, Elizabeth. Formerly with Paul Verhoeven.
Berle, Milton. Sour, unpleasant man. (And in the interests of fairness: "He was
wonderful. He suffered from a constant need for attention, but he was funny, charming,
and he was like a manic attention-starved child. I liked him very much.") Notorious for
stealing other comedians' jokes/gags. Legendary implement. Bad father. Swapped
women (and possibly drag queens) with Bing Crosby. Once "dated" Marilyn Monroe;

also linked with Lucille Ball, Theda Bara, Veronica Lake, Aimee Semple Macpherson,
and Nancy Reagan.
Bernard, Crystal. "Hypocritical Christian who engages in lesbian affairs and then
quickly retreats to religion and her boyfriend and pretends to be Miss Moral." Linked
with Morgan Fairchild.
Bernhard, Sandra. L____/bisexual. Had affair with Madonna; also possibly linked
with Timothy Hutton, Jay Leno (oh, Sandra, how could you?), Debi Mazur and/or
Jennifer Grey.
Bernsen, Corbin. Philanderer. Vain. Linked with Amanda Pays and Vanna White.
Bernstein, Leonard. Bisexual; had a preference for teenaged African-Americans.
Linked with Tallulah Bankhead, Rudolf Nureyev, and Lana Turner.
Berry, Chuck. Voyeur and likes playing with poo as well as watching women urinate
and defecate.
Berry, Halle. Formerly married to wife-beater David Justice, and formerly abused by
one of her men. "Temperamental" (read: difficult to work with). Formerly a very pricey
kept woman. Tried to commit suicide after learning that her husband had cheated on her.
Is now so paranoid about her lackwit husband cheating on her (cheating on Halle Berry?
What are you, high?) (But then, as has been noted, behind every beautiful woman is a
man [or woman] who's bored with her) that she's removed all women from his life,
down to dismissing his female assistants and dining out only at gay bars. Linked to
Prince Albert of Monaco, Warren Beatty, Kevin Costner, Spike Lee, Eddie Murphy, and
Wesley Snipes.
Bertinelli, Valerie. Difficult to work with. Linked with Eddie Van Halen (as well as
most men within her general vicinity).
Bextor, Sophie Ellis. A regular at a certain French sex club.
Beyonce. "An excellent tipper." Linked with Kobe Bryant, Eminem, 50 Cent, Mekhi
Phifer, Shemar Mor, Mos Def, Nelly, and Jay-Z.
B-52s. "Went out of their way to be friendly to fans."
Bisset, Jacqueline. Has some brains behind her beauty. Linked with Alexander
Godunov, Dean Martin, Marcello Mastroianni, Steve McQueen, Ryan O'Neal, Frank
Sinatra, and Terence Stamp.
Black, Clint. "Prefers uncut men. He likes playing with the skin and loves to give,
not receive." Linked with Lisa Hartman.
Black, Jack. "Incredibly nice."
Black, Karen. $cientologist.
The Black Crowes. "All very very stupid, didn't seem to understand anything unless

their manager told them."

Blackwell, Mr. Bitch Supreme (I mean that in a good way). FOD. Linked with Cary
Grant, Tyrone Power, and Randolph Scott.
Blair, Selma. Bad temper.
Blanchett, Cate. "A complete sweetheart and a high tipper."
Bleeth, Yasmine. Hygienically challenged. Recovering drug addict; introduced to blow
by Don Johnson, Yasmine has ruined her face and nose through its overuse. Linked with
Richard Grieco, Don Johnson, and Matthew Perry.
Bloom, Orlando. A yummy monkey, indeed. ("Dirty flirt.") "Kinda immature, a bit of a
brat but still nice." Linked with Kate Bosworth, Helena Christensen, and Susanna Eng;
I've gotten a lot of e-mail that Bloom is mostly bisexual, if not gay, and that his "affairs"
with Bosworth and Eng are just PR.
Bloomberg, Mayor. Into being dominated. Admits to pot use. Bi______.
Bogarde, Dirk. FOD. Linked with Judy Garland.
Bogart, Humphrey. Cheated on his wife; beat his second wife. Anti-semite and
drunkard. Ran errands for Howard Hughes after Hughes got proof of Bogart's
philandering. Procured young men for a gay friend of his. Terrible alcoholic; had to get
hormone shots to impregnate his wife. Affairs with Lauren Bacall, Tallulah Bankhead,
Louise Brooks, Bette Davis, Barbara Stanwyck, and quite possibly Truman Capote.
Bolton, Michael. Vain. Deserves a sound thrashing. (Although I'm told that he's "meek
and humble" to hotel staff). Covered the Isley Brothers but would only give them credit
after they sued him. Ruined a Percy Sledge song and didn't even thank Percy when he
(Bolton) won a Grammy for the son. Linked with Ashley Judd & Nicollette Sheridan.
Bonaduce, Danny. Drug user. Beat up a transvestite hooker. General impression he
projects is of a jerk--at least, that's my take on him.
Bonet, Lisa. Difficult to work with. Linked with Lenny Kravitz (formerly married to
him).
Bono. Egomaniac.
Bow, Clara. Enjoyed men--many and often. Infamous in Hollywood for her enthusiasm
and endurance. Linked with Eddie Cantor, Gary Cooper, John Gilbert, and Bela Lugosi.
Bowie, David. "Goes out of his way to be nice to his fans." Huge drug abuser. Married
to Iman. Openly bisexual & supposedly linked at one time with Mick Jagger; also linked
with Bianca Jagger and Marianne Faithfull.
Boyer, Charles. Committed suicide following the death of his wife. Linked with
Katharine Hepburn and Hedley Lamarr.
Boyle, Lara Flynn. Good old girl. Possible coke habit, which might explain why she's

so unhealthily gaunt. Linked with Richard Dean Anderson, Adam Duritz, Harrison Ford,
Kyle Maclachlan, Jack Nicholson (EW!), David Spade, and Bruce Willis.
Boyle, Peter. "Sweet and gracious to all, especially considering how Doris Roberts rubs
her Emmys in everyone's face."
Bracco, Lorraine. Bi______. Linked with Harvey Keitel & Edward James Olmos via
failed marriages and Paula Abdul.
Branagh, Kenneth. "Early in his career was ambitio-sexual--would sleep with anyone
to advance his career." Cute but conceited. Possibly yet another Great Gay British Actor.
Couldn't handle his then-wife's success and pouted, causing Emma Thompson to divorce
him. Linked with Helena Bonham Carter and Alicia Silverstone.
Brando, Marlon. Alien/freak. Admitted bisexual. Not a good father to his children;
reportedly molested his daughter who committed suicide. Glutton. A slut, in his time.
Difficult to work with. Linked with Ursula Andress, Tallulah Bankhead, Brigitte Bardot,
Joan Collins, Wally Cox, Faye Dunaway, Marilyn Monroe, Rita Moreno, Jackie O, and
Shelley Winters.
Brandy. Diva-in-training. "Controlled by her ignorant, crazy stagemother Sonia.
Problem with diet pills. O.D. on at least one occasion. Difficult to work with is an
understatement. Hygenically challenged--girl, wash your cooch! Multiple hidden tattoos.
Secret Husband couldn't take any more of this little bitch and left her ass after a year.
You also have to "hire" her brother Ray J and father to work on a project with
her...everyone hates her." Linked with Tyrese.
Braugher, Andre. *Dreamy*. "Very smart, very sophisticated, just naturally commands
respect and attention just by being there; very nice, friendly, appreciative of everyone
and, unlike many Hollywood types, when he signs an autograph for you, he will look
you right in the eyes and have a full on conversation with you until you have had enough
and leave him. Doesn't talk about himself a lot either unless you ask, then he won't
focus on himself very long and then shifts the topic to something else. In a group
setting, he doesn't say much and when he does, its not about himself usually."
Brenner, David. Flight attendants maintain that he is the "meanest celebrity of
them all."
Brett, George. Bi______.
Brewster, Jordana. Very easy to work with (though this may have changed recently),
very friendly. Linked with Derek Jeter and Mark Wahlberg.
Bridges, Jeff. Former heavy drug user (and possibly not-so-recovering
alcoholic). Linked to Kim Basinger, Valerie Perrine and Cybill Shepherd.
Bridges, Todd. Long string of drug busts.
Broderick, Matthew. Reportedly a nice guy. Killed a mother and daughter in a traffic

accident in Ireland, and is reportedly still contrite over it. Is destined for Hell because
of Ferris Bueller. Married to Sarah Jessica Parker (though I've received reports from
waitresses about his flirting with them and about his bringing women who aren't his wife
into restaurants) (I've also received reports from waiters of his flirting with them, so you
be the judge). Linked with Jennifer Grey, Helen Hunt, Nathan Lane and Penelope Ann
Miller.
Brody, Adrian. Has not been acting very nicely around fans recently.
Brolin, Josh. Linked with Minnie Driver and Diane Lane.
Brooks, Garth. "Ridiculously nice tipper."
Brooks, Louise. Former call girl. Razor-sharp as well as beautiful. Heh--this is funny.
Supposedly was a dominatrix for Kodak executives in Rochester, NY in the 1960s.
(That's giving me some nice, juicy images). Linked with Humphrey Bogart, Charlie
Chaplin, Greta Garbo, and William S. Paley.
Brooks, Mel. Possibly B_______. Linked with Anne Bancroft.
Brosnan, Pierce. Homophobe. Stoner. Bad tipper.
Brown, Bobby. All-around asshole. Married to and merkin for Whitney Houston.
Linked with Madonna. Wife-beater and generally abusive towards women. Slut,
alcoholic and drug addict. Most likely riddled with every sexually-transmitted disease so
far discovered. Unpleasant personality. Some of the worst humanity has to offer.
Brown, Foxxy. "Blew her way to a contract."
Brown, James. "Drug of choice is PCP."
Brown, Jerry. Fruitloop. Linked with Candice Bergen, Stevie Nicks, Linda Ronstadt,
Liv Ullman, and Natalie Wood.
Brown, Jim. Physical abuser of women; has a problem with anger and violence.
Brown, Downtown Julie. Multiple plastic surgeries. Was a prostitute when she first
came to NYC.
Brown, Julie. Bi______. Linked with Penn (of Penn and Teller).
Browne, Jackson. Talentless, conceited hack ("an overrated whiner") and abuser of
women. Beat Darryl Hannah while he was involved with her.
Bryant, Kobe. Only married his girlfriend when her parents threatened to have him
arrested for statutory rape. Will only have sex with white/Latin women. Fired an
assistant when she wouldn't sleep with him. Charged with rape, and admitted to cheating
on his wife. Linked with Beyonce (who he described as boring in bed--classy, Kobe,
very classy).
Brynner, Yul. Conceited. Linked with Tallulah Bankhead, Ingrid Bergman, Joan
Crawford, Marlene Dietrich, Judy Garland, Gina Lollabrigida, Marilyn Monroe, Nancy

Davis Reagan, and Tracy Scoggins.

Buckley, William F. Being the erudite linguist he is, he intimately knows many
synonyms for "closet."
Bujold, Genevieve. Difficult to work with. Linked with Elliot Gould.
Bullock, Jim J. Recovering crystal meth user. FOD; HIV+.
Bullock, Sandra. Reportedly a very nice person, although she was very rude to a group
of NYC firefighters (and now I'm hearing stories about her being rude to other people as
well) (although, perhaps predictably, I'm also hearing stories that she was nice to fans).
Hot tempered. Does not use deodorant. Linked with Ben Affleck, Lance Armstrong,
Ryan Gosling, Hugh Grant (who she supposedly stalked while they filmed that
"comedy" together) (honestly, is Hugh Grant worth the effort? Couldn't you find men
like him anywhere?), Matthew McConaughey, Chris O'Donnell, Jason Patric, and with
Dweezil Zappa.
Buono, Victor. FOD.
Burghoff, Gary. Has a mangled hand. Very personable in, er, person.
Burke, Billie. (aka Glinda, the Good Witch) L______.
Burke, Delta. Difficult to work with, although there's at least one of her coworkers who
says otherwise.
Burnett, Carol. Reportedly a Closet L______. So adorable most men would marry her
anyway. Reported long-term relationship (possibly just friends-with-benefits) with Julie
Andrews. Also linked with Loni Anderson.
Burns, Ed. Linked with Heather Graham, Lauren Holly, Winona Ryder, and Christy
Turlington.
Burr, Raymond. Closet case. Liked Fijian boys. (That's a rather specialized taste,
isn't it?) Linked with Richard Chamberlain & Tuesday Weld.
Burrows, Saffron. Self-admitted bisexual.
Burstyn, Ellen. "Extremely gracious and kind to fans."
Burton, Richard. Drunkard. Closet case. Abused women, and had an "affair" with a 14year-old girl. Funneled money to IRA. Two marriages to Elizabeth Taylor. Tried but
failed to seduce Eddie Fisher.Also linked with Zsa Zsa Gabor, Ava Gardner, Jean
Simmons, Susan Strasburgh, Barbra Streisand, Lana Turner and Raquel Welch.
Busey, Gary. Drug user. Wife-beater. Has found Jesus and now supposedly lives a
boring, party-free life, although rumors are that this is a sham. Linked with Babs
Streisand.
Bush, Barbara. Married to George Bush. Reportedly nice in her dotage but vicious to
social outsiders as a college girl.

Bush, George. "Glad-handing sack of shit." Prissy and sanctimonious hypocrite. Had
long-time affair while married to Barbara Bush; hired his mistress as State Dept
spokeswoman. Also reported to have enjoyed the favors of "party girls."
Bush, George W. Recovering drunkard (and probably a dry drunk) and cokehead. Not
the brightest bulb in the lamp, and in fact couldnt spell cat if you gave him the c and
the a. The best argument against participatory democracy I know. Hypocritical
moralist; Bill Clinton without the brains. Funded a girlfriend's abortion. At odds with his
wife over how to treat his daughters' alcoholism. Believes (according to his own words)
that only "believers in Jesus" will go to Heaven. Given his performance since being
elected, it's now clear that the man is either a pathological liar or holds the American
public in such contempt that he doesn't even bother to make his lies credible.
Bush, Kate. "The most stoned woman in Britain." Alcoholic. Holds a number of, shall
we say, "off-beat" religious & philosophical ideas. But, "is more down to earth in
person than one would think. Very charming and personable. Likes to bake
cakes. Linked with Peter Gabriel & David Gilmour.
Bush, Laura. Was involved in an auto fatality when she was 17.
Butler, Brett. Escaped from a horrible marriage to a wife-beater. Recovering alcoholic.
Got breast implants, and has a penchant for exposing her new teats to anyone-particularly cute young (young) men. Unpleasant to her cast and crew.
Butler, Dan. Open about his preferences.
Byrne, Gabriel. "Very nice to his fans." Formerly with Ellen Barkin, Naomi Campbell,
Madonna, and Julia Ormond.
Caan, James. Abuser of women. Alcoholic & cocaine user. Patron of Heidi Fleiss.
Cage, Nicholas. Long-time heroin user. Didn't make it through high school. Attacks
paparazzi. Has at least dabbled in (and with, and on) men. "Was such an asshole on the
set of Wind Talkers, that the crew referred to him as "Nick The Dick" behind his back."
Reported to have a large snuff film collection, which is what broke up his marriage to
Patricia Arquette. Doesn't tip (shame on you!). Formerly with Patricia Arquette (exwife), Laura Dern, Angelina Jolie, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lisa Marie Presley, and Uma
Thurman.
Cagney, James. Possibly had a few same-sex affairs. Linked with Merle Oberon.
Cain, Dean. Vain pretty boy. (Very pretty.) Reportedly easy to work with. Might be
playing for the home team. Deflowered Brooke Shields. Formerly with
Pamela Anderson, Teri Hatcher, Nastassja Kinski, Mindy McCreedy, Gabrielle Reece
(who he treated badly--or possibly it was the other way around), and Samantha Torres.
Caine, Michael. Recovering alcoholic. Linked with Faye Dunaway & Bianca Jagger.
Cameron, James. Conceited putz. "Into being dominated in bed" (now there's a visual

none of us needed). Cheated on Linda Hamilton with Suzy Amis. Linked with Kathryn
Bigelow and Gail Ann Hurd.
Campbell, Naomi. Unpleasant woman. Drug addict; has been hospitalized for
overdoses at least once. Poster child for Assholes Of America (Models Division). Dim
bulb. Is physically violent toward her staff. Linked to Eric Clapton, Adam Clayton,
Robert De Niro, Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Fiennes, Quincy Jones, Val
Kilmer, Lenny Kravitz, Tommy Lee, Eddie Murphy, Sean Penn, Sly Stallone, and Mike
Tyson.
Campbell, Neve. Has acquired a reputation for using her co-stars as stepping stones to
better roles, and giving her body in exchange (in fairness, I've heard that this isn't so) .
Rumored to be Bi______. Linked with John Cusack, Matthew Lillard, and Matthew
Perry (although I should add that this latter rumor I've since been told isn't true).
Cannon, Dyan. Has had a lot of plastic surgery. Formerly a massive pothead, now a
born-again Pentecostalist. Linked with Armand Assante, Cary Grant and Omar
Sharif. "Now claims to have chosen celibacy for spiritual purposes."
Capote, Truman. Gay (duh). Drunk. Rumored to have ghost-written To Kill A
Mockingbird for Harper Lee. Linked with Humphrey Bogart (possibly), Errol Flynn,
John Huston, and Tyrone Power.
Carey, Drew. Victim of sexual abuse when a child. Picks the wrong women to fall for,
poor guy. Enjoys being humiliated in bed. "Super nice guy."
Carey, Mariah. A certain problem with faithfulness and hygiene. Her early career was
funded by her sister's prostitution. Very difficult to work with, and very unpleasant to
fans. (Although, as is par for the course here, I've received some e-mails contradicting
this). "Has a staff member remove her tampons during concerts". Has breast implants.
Linked to P. Diddy, Vin Diesel, Matt Dillon, Eminem, Grant Hill, Derek Jeter, and
record company exec Tommy Mottola, who she used to get a record contract.
Carne, Judy. Bisexual. Recovering drug addict (according to a recent e-mail, "Judy's
not recovering so well"). Linked with Warren Beatty, Steve McQueen, Burt Reynolds,
Vidal Sassoon.
Carpenter, Mary Chapin. "Arrogant self-centered bitch."
Carrey, Jim. Unpleasant man, simultaneously rampantly insecure and hideously
conceited. Extreme hypochondriac. Didn't make it through high school--and while in
high school, according to one of my correspondents, "JC was incredibly mean to every
student he could pick on (expecially when he was with a group of friends). Really mean,
he'd pick on defenseless "losers" who had no hope of even excaping his cruelty. He
would do this every chance he got." Has been known to act extremely childishly on-set,
although there are some reports that one-on-one he's not bad. Has sexually harassed
numerous actresses. Used LSD when he was a kid. Uses pot at regular intervals while

writing; claims that he can't stay funny without regular ganja use. Likes being spanked.
Has, however, been known to give food away to the homeless, and I'm willing to forgive
him much for Eternal Sunshine. Linked with Lauren Holly, Ashley Judd, Nicole
Kidman, Courtney Love, Linda Ronstadt, and Renee Zellweger.
Carroll, Diahann. "Ranting raving alcoholic."
Carson, Johnny. Jury is still out on whether he is a manipulative, cold, creepy jerk, or
simply a clueless and stupid innocent who was overly-well-protected by his handlers.
Wife-beater. Hires working girls to sit on his lap and call him "Daddie." Denies the
existence of his biracial granddaughter. Alcoholic. Linked with Ann-Margaret, Angie
Dickinson, Morgan Fairchild, Sally Field, and Mamie Van Doren.
Carson, Lisa Nicole. Suffers from bipolar disorder; drug user. "Self-admitted nympho."
Carter, Helena Bonham. "Dresses like an old homeless woman and has the worst
breath you've ever smelled." "Whines when male co-stars don't make passes at
her." Home-wrecker (with the husbands' help, of course). Broke up Kenneth Branagh's
marriage to Emma Thompson, broke up Tim Burton's marriage, and was also linked
with Steve Martin.
Carter, Nick. Has a very bad drinking problem.
Carter, Lynda. Alcoholic. Bisexual during the 70s. "Left Hollywood to become a
Washington power wife, but it all backfired on her when her husband was caught
in a terrible political scandal involving influence-peddling. Hubby lucked out and
was not convicted, and now Lynda can once again hold her head high as she
arrogantly berates service people and hired help throughout the DC metropolitan
area."
Cartwright, Nancy. $cientologist.
Caruso, David. Egotistical. Difficult to work with.
Cates, Phoebe. "Perhaps the sweetest woman I have ever waited on." Linked with
Kevin Kline.
Cather, Willa. L______.
Cattrall, Kim. Linked with Isaac Mizrahi & Bruce Willis.
Cavanagh, Tom. "Very gracious with fans."
Chamberlain, Richard. Now publicly admitting that he's gay. Linked with Raymond
Burr.
Chan, Jackie. Very private about his personal life, but has finally has provided some
good gossip. Reportedly a very nice, down-to-earth man, although his marriage fell apart
because he was never home and he did cheat on his wife. Reportedly linked with Maggie
Cheung, Anita Mui, and Elaine Ng, who he fathered a child on.

Chancellor, John. Boozebag. Possibly dabbled in Uranian relationships when younger.

Chandler, Jeff. Crossdresser.
Chaplin, Charlie. Had a taste for young women; was the inspiration for Humbert
Humbert in Lolita. "Notoriously oversized." Linked with Louise Brooks, Marion Davies,
Paulette Goddard, Hedy Lamarr, Pola Negri, and Lupe Velez.
Chapman, Graham. Gay. Alcohol & drug abuse.
Chapman, Tracy. L______.
Charles, Josh. Linked with Jennifer Connelly (who he did not treat well at all, and
who was the cause of JC looking so glum at the Oscars that year) and Sheryl Crowe.
Charles, Ray. "If you wanted to be a Raylette, you had to let Ray." Huge pothead.
Chase, Chevy. Vain, humorless, unpleasant man. Recovering drunk.
Cheadle, Don. He's fine.
Cheever, John. FOD.
Cher. Unpleasant personality. More plastic surgery (including breast implants) than
anyone (except Michael Jackson) thought the human body could withstand. Difficult to
work with. "Extraordinarily uneducated and poorly informed of worldwide affairs."
Penchant for younger men; linked with Gregg Allman, Warren Beatty, Sonny Bono, Tom
Cruise, David Geffen, John Heard, Val Kilmer, Diana Ross, Richie Sambora, Gene
Simmons, and Eric Stoltz.
Cherry, Neneh. L_____/bisexual.
Chevalier, Maurice. Closet case. Linked with Merle Oberon.
Chiklis, Michael. "Contrary to what you may have heard, is extremely friendly and
personable; still genuinely surprised by his recent success; swears a lot; very magnetic in
person too."
Chow Yun Fat. The Coolest Man Alive.
Christensen, Hayden. FOD.
Christensen, Helena. Linked with Jon Bon Jovi, Adam Clayton, Billy Corgan, Liam
Gallagher, Michael Hutchence, Norm MacDonald, Dave Stewart, and Michael Stipe.
Christian, Claudia. L______/bisexual.
Christie, Julie. L____/bisexual. Linked with Warren Beatty, Brian Eno, Omar Sharif,
Donald Sutherland, and Terence Stamp.
Christopher, William. "EXACTLY like his Father Mulcahy character on MASH.
Exactly."
Church, Charlotte. Diva-in-training.

Churchill, Winston. Admitted to one same-sex affair. Linked with Tallulah Bankhead.
Chyna. Closeted lesbian.
Clapton, Eric. Hasn't had a happy life; recovering drug addict. Linked with Naomi
Campbell, Sheryl Crow, Mick Jagger, Janis Joplin, and Michelle Pfeiffer.
Clark, Anthony. Racist, gay, bi-polar pothead (quite a combination, that).
Clark, Arthur C. Pedophile (hey, I don't believe it, either, but that's the rumor).
Clark, Dick. "Complete asshole. Full of self importance." "Nazi-like, micromanaging,
whip-cracking production style made him detested by much of the glitterati who
attend his awards shows."
Cleese, John. Is hard to work with, but he admits it. People who've waited on him, on
the other hand, have found him to be "extremely nice and forgiving." Didn't get along
with his mother, who didn't want any children and regretted Cleese's birth.
Clemens, Roger. Liar, bully, and soulless mercenary. Is clueless about how his
neighbors in Katy, Texas really feel about him.
Clift, Montgomery. Called "Pink Princess Tiny Meat" due to his
underendowment. Closet queen. Drunkard. Linked with James Dean and Elizabeth
Taylor.
Clinton, Bill. Corrupt gladhanding weasel. (Likable in person.) Horn-dog; reportedly
nailed Sharon Stone on election evening. Rumored to have slept with Markie Post and
Babs Streisand (while Hillary was visiting her ailing father, no less!). Merkin for Hillary
Clinton. Underendowed. Rapist. Reportedly very good at oral sex. Also linked with
Elizabeth Gracen, Elizabeth Hurley, Chaka Khan (!), Heidi Klum, and Demi Moore.
Clinton, Hillary. Corrupt, manipulative power behind Bill Clinton. L______/bisexual;
reported to have slept with one/both of the Fosters and George Stephanopoulous.
Clooney, George. Reportedly a nice guy. Slut. Possibly swinging for both fences. Like
lumberjacks, likes to try on women's clothes. May have a serious gambling problem.
Linked with Lucy Liu, Ginger Lynn, Kelly Preston, Julia Roberts, Winona Ryder,
Charlize Theron, and Renee Zellweger.
Close, Glenn. Reportedly "wanted some faded It boy of the 1960s as part of her contract
for Sunset Boulevard." Linked with Woody Harrelson, William Hurt, Jeremy Irons,
Kevin Kline, and Cam Neely.
Cohen, William S. Anti-Semite.
Colbert, Claudette. Bisexual. Linked with Gary Cooper, Marlene Dietrich, and Edith
Head.
Cole, Natalie. Recovering heroin and cocaine addict; former Harlem streetwalker. Plays
both sides of the fence.

Cole, Paula. Diva.

Coleman, Gary. Admitted virgin at age 30. Selling dates with himself over the Internet.
Freak.
Collette, Toni. Is criminally underused by Hollywood. Recovering bulemic. Linked with
Jonathan Rhys-Myers and Michael Stipe.
Collins, Joan. Doxy who is not aging well. Alcoholic. Reportedly was a hooker when
she first arrived in Hollywood. Linked with, oh, just about everyone, including Warren
Beatty, Harry Belafonte, Marlon Brando, Sydney (son of Charlie) Chaplin, Robert
Evans, Dennis Hopper, Anthony Newley, Ryan O'Neal, Terence Stamp, and Robert
Wagner.
Condit, Gary. Sleazy leather fetishist and all-around scumbag.
Connelly, Jennifer. Seems to get involved with her costars. Linked with Paul Bettany,
Billy Campbell, Josh Charles, Russell Crowe.
Connery, Sean. Arrogant and self-satisfied sexist. Abuser of women. Wears a toupee.
Notorious tightwad. Requires a penis pump to function with women. Hostile to fans.
Posed nude before being Bond; the man who took the photos, George Lynnes, often had
affairs with his subjects. Linked with Ursula Andress, Brigitte Bardot, Kim Basinger,
Zsa Zsa Gabor, Gena Rowlands, Lana Turner, Shelley Winters, Lana Wood, and
Catherine Zeta-Jones, who impressed him with her oral skills.
Connick Jr, Harry. Punk, albeit a talented one. ("Extremely giving and appreciative of
his fans," according to one e-mailer). Hung, and ought to be. (Yes, I know things are
"hung" and people are "hanged"). Workers and security guards at his concerts are (or at
least were) instructed not to look at him at any time before, during, or after one of his
concerts. Married to Jill Goodacre. Linked with Debra Messing.
Conrad, Robert. "A complete bottom, but his catholicism makes him completely
whacky about it, and often he used to beat up the guys he had sex with. he enjoyed being
spanked on that famous butt of his."
Cooper, Gary. Contrary to what I had previously written, Cooper was not an
"unthinking conservative," and his work with HUAC was to let the committee know that
Hollywood was not a nest of Communists. Cooper later offered to testify on behalf of
Carl Foreman and was the only star to try to help Foreman after he was blacklisted.
Linked with Mari Aldon, Jean Arthur, Tallulah Bankhead, Ingrid Bergman, Clara Bow,
Lorraine Chanel, Claudette Colbert, Marlene Dietrich, Anita Ekberg, Paulette Goddard,
Libby Holman, Grace Kelly, Carole Lombard, Sophia Loren, Patricia Neal, Merle
Oberon, Barbra Stanwyck, Lupe Velez, Mae West, "and about a zillion Paramount
secretaries from the mid Twenties until he left the studio in 1938."
Copperfield, David. Vain and preening jerk. Hair-fetishist. Linked with Claudia
Schiffer, although reportedly she only goes out with him because he pays her a lot of

money. Also rumored to have a huge collection of gay porn, and possibly be a FOD. Vile
personal habits.
Coppola, Sofia. Married to Spike Jonze.
Corbett, John. "Likes pot, coke, booze and women (not necessarily in that order)."
"Paranoid about losing his hair." Linked with Bo Derek.
Corgan, Billy. "Unpleasant, egomaniacal jerk; numerous enemies in the Chicago club
scene, since he's always been the above." Beat his girlfriend in high school. Linked with
Courtney Love (while Kurt Cobain was still alive).
Cornwell, Patricia. L______. Stalked/stalks Jodie Foster; seems to be quite unstable.
While researching a book, got involved with an FBI agent; said agent's husband then
tried to kill Cornwell. Has stolen at least one story idea & plot. Linked with Diane
Sawyer.
Cosby, Bill. Rumored to touch children's private parts off the set of his shows. Several
stories about him being rude to his fans. Rumors abound about his disliking white
women. Unfaithful to his wife.
Costas, Bob. "Extremely rude and belligerent" to the security guards at the Olympic
Games in Salt Lake City. Or so say some of the security guards themselves. Naturally,
I've received e-mails from fans who've had more positive experiences with him.
Costner, Kevin. Humorless slut who overestimates the level of his own talent. Prone to
interfering with production, direction, etc of his films. Cuckolded John Travolta and Cal
Ripken, Jr; Ripken punched Costner out for that. Uses hookers. Linked with Halle Berry,
Kathy Lee Gifford, Elle Macpherson, Michelle Pfeiffer, Kelly Preston, and Mira
Sorvino.
Couric, Katie. Reported to be not so perky and sweet in real life; in fact, rumor has it
that she's a big phony and prima donna who treated her husband horribly while he was
alive.
Coulter, Ann. Alcoholic and habitual liar; if she says 2+2=4, doublecheck her figures.
"Smokes, drinks, whores around."
Cowher, Bill. Cheated on his wife with his secretary.
Cox, Courtney. Junkie. "Is the bitchiest of the three Friends girls." Linked with David
Arquette, Adam Duritz, Michael Keaton, Conan O'Brien, Sean Penn, Richie Sambora
(who she blames for starting her coke addiction), and Christian Slater.
Crane, Bob. Into S&M. Liked to pick up prostitutes and videotape his sex with them.
Liked to hook up with actresses he was working with as well as bored housewives in
places he was doing dinner theater.Bludgeoned to death by a shady businessman in a
hotel room post-videotaping.
Crane, Hart. FOD.

Crawford, Cindy. Former wife/beard to Richard Gere. Closet L____. Hard to work
with. Linked with/used as merkins Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer, and Shaquille O'Neal.
Crawford, Joan. "Slept with every male star at MGM except Lassie." "She was a mean,
tipsy, powerful, rotten-egg lady." "'There is not enough money in Hollywood to lure me
into making another picture with Joan Crawford. And I like money." Vain and
unpleasant personality. Horrible to her children. Broke into Hollywood by starring in
porn films. Abused by her parents. Alcoholic. Clean freak. Reportedly killed her
husband. Linked with Dorothy Azner, Jean-Pierre Aumont, Yul Brynner, Jackie Cooper,
Kirk Douglas, Douglas Fairbanks, Jr, Henry Fonda, Glenn Ford, Clark Gable, John
Garfield, Jackie Gleason, Cary Grant, Edith Head, Rock Hudson, JFK, Robert Mitchum,
Tyrone Power, Martha Raye, Barbara Stanwyck, Franchot Tone, Spencer Tracy, John
Wayne, and Johnny Weissmuller.
Cronkite, Walter. "Not only the most trusted man in journalism, but the cheapest."
(Sigh. Throw another hero on the fire....)
Crosby, Bing. Unpleasant, cold personality. Treated family horribly and was physically
abusive towards his children. Alcoholic. Swapped women (and possibly drag queens)
with Milton Berle. Attended at least one orgy. Linked with Joan Bennett, Ingrid
Bergman, Joan Blondell, Frances Farmer, Grace Kelly, and Mary Martin.
Crosby, Cathy Lee. $cientologist.
Crow, Sheryl. Drug addict. Difficult to work with. Broke up Ellen-and-Anne by nailing
Anne, having Anne fall in love with her, and then tossing Anne aside. Also linked with
Josh Charles, Eric Clapton, Bob Dylan (ewww!), Jakob Dylan, Kid Rock, and Owen
Wilson.
Crowe, Russell. Reports are divided on whether is a straight-shooter or an egotistical
roughneck. Drunkard. High school drop-out. Has had at least one three-way (with
another man, no less); rumored to have been same-sex before he hit it big in Hollywood;
rumored to be flirty to gay men until they respond, at which point he gets abusive.
Shouts his own name in bed. Rumored to have sold drugs as a teen. Rumored to have hit
women in the past. Brawler who fights dirty, including biting his opponents. Linked with
Jennifer Connelly, Jodie Foster, Heather Graham, Nicole Kidman, Courtney Love, Meg
Ryan,Winona Ryder, and Sharon Stone.
Cruise, Tom. Oh, definitely not a Friend Of Dorothy. Why would you ever think such a
thing? No, certainly not. And he definitely doesn't force his gay lovers to sign lengthy
non-disclosure contracts before he gets involved with them; that's just a vile, untrue
rumor started to bring shame on this quite emphatically heterosexual movie
star. Certainly not someone who has and enjoys sex with lots of men. One
would never hear Mr. Cruise described as "awkward and inarticulate" when speaking
without a script, and certainly never hear him described as "vain, shallow, and
pretentious." No, certainly not--the reverse is true of Mr. Cruise! $cientologist. Vain &

arrogant. Never graduated from high school. Acted badly towards Nicole Kidman during
their break-up, which was caused partially by his insistence on raising the kids
$cientologist (she wanted them raised Catholic) and partially because of her pregnancy,
which may have been his and may have been Ewan McGregor's. Broke up with Nicole
via his representatives. (Cruise, you swine.) Linked with Patricia Arquette, Cher,
Penelope Cruz, Rebecca De Mornay, Nelly Furtado, Anthony Hopkins, Nicole Kidman,
Heather Locklear, Paul Newman, Lisa Marie Presley, and Mimi Rogers.
Cruz, Penelope. Lesbian. And those rumors you hear about her acting the beard for Tom
Cruise? Don't believe them. No, I mean it. No, seriously. Linked with Matthew
McConaughey.
Cukor, George. FOD.
Culkin, Macaulay. Perhaps the quintessential Too Famous Too Soon child star. Messed
up on drugs--somewhat understandable, given his father (as thorough an ogre as you're
likely to run across outside of the Crosby household). Possibly molested by Michael
Jackson. Very friendly in person, however. Linked with Mila Kunis (of That '70s Show).
Cumming, Alan. Gay. "Very sweet and gracious."
Curry, Tim. "An absolute sweetheart - a lovely guy." FOD or Bi______. Linked with
Annie Potts.
Curtis, Jamie Lee. Pothead. Recovering drug and alcohol addict. Married to
Christopher Guest. Linked with Adam Ant.
Curtis, Tony. Abused by his mother. Recovering drug & alcohol addict. Linked with,
oh, just about everybody including Janet Leigh, Marilyn Monroe, Mamie Van Doren,
and the occasional man.
Cusack, John. Cokehead and heavy drinker who can act very badly on occasion, and
apparently has a bad reputation in Chicago. (Oh, John, say it ain't so!) Linked with
Pamela Anderson, Neve Campbell, Minnie Driver, Claire Forlani, Meg Ryan, and Uma
Thurman.
Dafoe, Willem. "A gracious man who seems to enjoy talking to people no matter
who they are or what they do." One of the Ten Biggest Men in Hollywood. Linked
with Madonna and Mira Sorvino.
Dalle, Beatrice. Thief, drug user (cocaine and heroin) and generally wild and
uncontrollable woman. Linked with Rupert Everett.
Daly, Carson. Even less intelligent than he looks, which is saying something. Recently
pushed his way to the front of a line at JFK Airport, showing himself to be not just
stupid but a bully to boot. Hung. Likes cute, well-hung boys; used his mouth to climb
the ladder at MTV. Linked with Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Tara Reid
(what, does Daly wield The Force against women or something?).

Damon, Matt. Cracking under pressure of fame, the little punk. Best friends with Ben
Affleck, and possibly more than that. Likes threeways with hookers and Ben Affleck.
One account has the two looking at each other (and getting off on that) while doing the
pro. Got William Goldman to scriptdoctor Good Will Hunting--the final product was not
Damon & Affleck's alone. Linked with Penelope Cruz, Claire Danes (when she was
under the legal age), Minnie Driver (who found out that he'd dumped her when she
heard it on Oprah--Damon, you jerk), Susanna Eng, Calista Flockhart, Lucy Liu, Eva
Mendes, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Winona Ryder.
Dando, Evan. Linked with Bijou Phillips, Julianna Hatfield, Courtney Love, Kylie
Minogue (who he was caught having sex with in a public toilet), and Liv Tyler, among
others--and, yes, he and Julianna were having sex.
Danes, Claire. Insecurity leads her to take abuse from men--or perhaps it's her need to
cover up her attraction to women. She needs someone like me to talk to. Treated badly
by Yalies, poor thing. (Should have gone to Harvard....) Linked with Billy Crudup,
Matt Damon and Ben Lee.
Dangerfield, Rodney. Problem with substance abuse.
Daniels, Charlie. Flaunts his historical and political ignorance in his pro-war
statements. Had a woman fired for e-mailing him an anti-war message.
Daniels, Anthony. "Kind of a schmuck...was very conspicuously chatting up naive
young female fans at one convention."
Daniels, Jeff. A nice guy.
Danson, Ted. Reportedly vain. Long time client of LA BDSM house; "a well-behaved
client and a good tipper." Formerly involved with Whoopi Goldberg. Currently married
to Mary Steenburgen.
Danza, Tony. Self-important (though at least one bartender says otherwise) and often
unpleasant to fans and strangers. Fingered as a client of a gay escort; prefers well-hung
gentlemen, esp. porn stars.
Dash, Stacey. Bore the children of Christopher Williams, the man who beat Halle Berry
so badly that she's almost deaf in one ear. Also linked with Aaliyah.
Davies, Marion. Linked with Charlie Chaplin, Clark Gable, Leslie Howard, Joseph P.
Kennedy, Dick Powell, William Randolph Hearst and Rudolph Valentino. (Her clitoris
was nicknamed "rosebud" by Hearst, which is meaningful to you if you've seen Citizen
Kane.)
Davies, Ray. Bisexual. Linked with Chrissie Hynde.
Davis, Ann B. Religious fanatic and alcoholic. L______.
Davis, Bette. A great star, and a great bitch (and not in a good way). Linked with
Humphrey Bogart, Henry Fonda, Howard Hughes, Franchot Tone, and Gig Young.

Davis, Geena. Very difficult to work with, and has let her success go to her head. Breast
implants. Linked with Jeff Goldblum, Renny Harlin (busted marriage) and Brad Pitt.
Davis, Kristin. "Snotty and spoiled." Recovering alcoholic. Linked with Alec Baldwin
and Jeff Goldblum.
Davis, Miles. "The single most overrated figure in jazz." Brilliant despite the hype, but
his genius does not outweigh the pure evil he did to so many other people. Emotionally
and physically violent towards women, including Cicely Tyson during their marriage.
Davis, Jr, Sammy. Bisexual. Member of the Church of Satan. Had a taste for porn.
Linked with Marilyn Chambers, Linda Lovelace, Marilyn Monroe, Kim Novak and Jean
Seberg.
Dawson, Rosario. Linked with Colin Farrell (who dumped her in a very rude and
abrupt way) and Joshua Jackson.
Day, Doris. Hard to work with. Had an unhappy life. Linked with Jimmy Hoffa, Frank
Sinatra, Tyrone Power, Ronald Reagan, Burt Reynolds, Debbie Reynolds, Sly (of Sly
and the Family Stone), and Maury Wills.
De Acosta, Mercedes. Gave rise to the game of linking people via their sexual
conquests. Famed Hollywood L______. Linked to Maude Adams, Alice B. Toklas,
Marlene Dietrich, Isadora Duncan, and Greta Garbo.
Dean, James. Open bisexual; habitue of rough trade and leather bars. Linked with Nick
Adams, Ursula Andress, Pier Angeli, Montgomery Clift, Rock Hudson, Eartha Kitt,
Roddy McDowell, Sal Mineo, Liz Sheridan (Seinfeld's mom on Seinfeld) and Natalie
Wood. Difficult to work with. Called 'the Human Ashtray' because he would ask men in
leather bars to put out their cigarettes on his bare chest. Reportedly enjoyed amputees.
Degeneres, Ellen. "Very nice to the crew on her new talk show." Openly gay. Linked
with Anne Heche, KD Lang and Martha Stewart. Some have said she is difficult to work
with.
De Havilland, Olivia. Bisexual. Linked with Errol Flynn, Clark Gable, Edward Heath,
Howard Hughes, John Huston, Frederic March, Burgess Meredith and Jimmy Stewart.
De La Hoya, Oscar. Rapist. Anti-semite.
Delaney, Kim. L______. Habitue' of L.A. girl bars. Once smuggled ganja for friends.
DUI arrest.
Delon, Alain. Closet queen. National Front member. Linked with Brigitte Bardot, Jane
Fonda, Shirley Maclain, and Nico.
Del Toro, Benicio. Regular guy. Macho. "Shockingly sweet...amazingly mellow." (I
continue to get e-mails about what a nice guy he is). Has no particular liking for oral
sex. "Severely hygienically negligent." "Always carries a condom in his wallet." (Silly
man, don't you know that your body heat will warp and stretch the latex?). Linked with

Sophie Dahl, Susanna Eng, Claire Forlani, Heather Graham,Scarlett Johanssen, and
Alicia Silverstone.
Deluise, Dom. FOD.
DeMille, Cecil B. Anti-Semite.
De Mornay, Rebecca. Daughter of rightwing crackpot Wally George. Liinked with
Leonard Cohen and Tom Cruise.
Deneuve, Catherine. Into young boys in leather. Linked with Dean Martin, Marcelle
Mastroianni, Roman Polanski, Burt Reynolds, Omar Sharif and Roger Vadim.
De Niro, Robert. "Stupid and boring." "Socially lost, but a total gentleman to work
with." "A big weirdo; he once complained that our coffee was too expensive!" Hohopper; linked to prostitutes both domestically and internationally. Prefers AfricanAmerican women (and, if one rumor is to be believed, women who prefer bubble-gum to
beer). Linked with Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford, Calista Flockhart, Whitney
Houston, Janet Jackson, Ashley Judd, Uma Thurman and Shelley Winters.
Dennehy, Brian. "Extremely nice to his fans."
Denver, Bob. Pothead. Was very generous to his fellow cast members.
Denver, John. His head was never recovered following his fatal plane crash. Alcoholic.
Depardieu, Gerard. Is helping ruin French tv dramas by charging excessive
fees. Asshole. Grammar school dropout. Hygienically challenged. Bad, cheap father.
Linked with Nastassja Kinski (when she was underage) and John Travolta.
Depp, Johnny. Difficult to work with (or perhaps not; e-mailed accounts differ).
Drug user/abuser. Experimenting sexually. Linked with Naomi Campbell, Sherilyn
Fenn, Jennifer Grey, Juliette Lewis, Kate Moss (who he shared addictions with), Vanessa
Paradis, Christina Ricci,and Winona Ryder.
Derek, Bo. "Very nice woman. As down to earth as can possibly be expected." Acted in
porn before starring in 10. Reportedly frigid, but g-d knows that enduring the sleazy
reptilian touch (and no doubt clumsy pawing) of John Derek would be enough to turn
any woman off men for the rest of her days. Linked with John Corbett.
Derek, John. Creep. Jerk. Bisexual. Linked with (married to) Ursula Andress, Bo
Derek, Linda Evans, and Miles O'Keefe.
Dern, Laura. Helped break up the marriages of Billy Bob Thornton and Ben Harper.
Linked with Nicholas Cage, Jeff Goldblum, Renny Harlin, Kyle MacLachlan, Vincent
Spano, and Treat Williams (while still a teen).
de Rossi, Portia. L______. Recovering anorexic.
Des Barres, Pamela. World's Most Famous Groupie. Linked with Micheal Des Barres,
Bob Dylan, Mick Jagger, Waylon Jennings, Don Johnson, Keith Moon, Jim Morrison,

Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, and Frank Zappa.

Dey, Susan. Recovering alcoholic and anorexic. Has daddy issues and prefers older
men. Linked with David Cassidy and Wes Craven (while he was married).
Diana, Princess. Vain, shallow, petty woman. The less you knew her, the better you
liked her. Addicted to Rohypnol.
Diaz, Cameron. "Self-important bimbo." Germ-phobic. Alcoholic and drug user. Very
hard to work for; once made her assistant shave her armpits for her. The blonde nitwit
in Lost in Translation is reportedly based on her. Has very bad acne, bad body odor,
and bad breath. (What is the appeal of this woman?) Linked with Leonardo
DiCaprio, Matt Dillon, Jared Leto, Ed Norton, Vincent D'Onofrio, Justin
Timberlake (she is acting the beard for him), and Vince Vaughn.
Dicaprio, Leonardo. Slut. Reportedly aggressively bisexual. Treated Claire Danes
horrendously on the set of Romeo (although I've since been told that the latter rumor isn't
so and that the two are friends).Reported heavy drug & alcohol use, to the point where it
interferes with his acting performance. Hygienically challenged. Punk. Allegedly made
gay porn under another name. Has used hookers in the past; likes anal sex with
them. Tickle fetishist. Linked with Christina Aguilera (the combined weight of their
skanky ho-itude no doubt created a Black Hole of Skankiness), David Blaine, Gisele
Bundchen, Naomi Campbell, Cameron Diaz, Natasha Henstridge, Eva Herzigova,
Lauren Holly, Rachel Hunter, Juliette Lewis, Tobey Maguire, Demi Moore, Kate Moss,
Bijou Philips, Baby Spice,
Q-Tip, and Kate Winslet.
Dick, Andy. Aptly named. DUI and drug abuser. Bisexual.
Dickinson, Angie. Linked with Burt Bacharach, Johnny Carson, David Janssen, JFK,
Larry King, and Frank Sinatra.
Dickinson, Janice. A playa. Linked with Warren Beatty, Mick Jagger, Grace Jones &
Dolph Lundgren (in a three-way), Kelly LeBrock, Liam Neeson, Jack Nicholson, Prince
Albert, and Sylvester Stallone.
Diddy, P. (aka the Egotist Formerly Known As Sean Coombs and Puff Daddy.) Hard
to work for. Lousy in the sack. Possibly Bi______. Cruel to animals--threw a puppy
from the roof of his Village townhouse. I've heard hints of even more evil behavior
toward humans by him. "Incredible cheapskate." Linked with Foxxy Brown, Naomi
Campbell, Mariah Carey, Lil Kim, Lisa Lopes, Jennifer Lopez, Mase, and Leah Remini.
Diesel, Vin. Prefers the company of gentlemen (what a loss!) (this is fiercely disputed
and supported, with a number of supposed "eye-witness" accounts testifying for and
against. There's only one way to settle this. Vin--do me!). "Incredibly generous to friends
and family." Ashamed of his ethnic background. Supposedly--ha, this is a good one-supposedly the son of Elliot Gould while Gould was married to Streisand. Reportedly a

nice guy in person. Linked with Asia Argento, Mariah Carey, Nicole Kidman and
Michelle Rodriguez.
Dietrich, Marlene. Good old girl; player with both sexes, though preferred women. Had
a final, ugly descent into alcoholism. Linked with Brian Aherne, Burt Bacharach, Cecil
Beaton, George Bernard Shaw (!), Yul Brynner, Claudette Colbert, Colette, Ronald
Colman, Gary Cooper, Mercedes De Acosta, Kirk Douglas, Douglas Fairbanks, Jr, Eddie
Fisher, Kay Francis, Greta Garbo, John Gilbert, Edith Head, Billie Holliday, Lena
Horne, Howard Hughes, Joseph P Kennedy, JFK, Burt Lancaster, Fritz Lang, Hattie
McDaniel, Burgess Meredith, Edward R. Murrow, Edith Piaf, George Raft, Erich Maria
Remarque, William Saroyan, Frank Sinatra, Barbara Stanwyck, Adlai Stevenson, Jimmy
Stewart, Mike Todd, Dionne Warwick, John Wayne, and Orson Welles.
Dillon, Kevin. "Totally one of the good guys, good tipper, easygoing with whomever
recognized him."
Dillon, Matt. Reportedly bisexual. Likes being tied up. Alcoholic. Drug addict. "Seen
more ass than a bus station toilet seat." Linked with Ellen Barkin, Mariah Carey and
Cameron Diaz.
DiMaggio, Joe. Physical abuser of women, including Marilyn Monroe. Whoremonger.
Psychopathically cold personality. Treated his family badly. Had mob ties. In sum, as
bad at being a person as he was good at playing baseball.
Disney, Walt. Cold fish personality; sexist, racist, anti-Semitic homophobe.
Doctor Phil. Tells racist and homophobic jokes to his staff.
Doherty, Shannon. Completely unpleasant person. Hypocritical conservative.
Incredibly hard to work with. Has a long string of failed relationships, from one-night
stands (of which there were a number) to ongoing relationships. Bi______; rumored to
have been a regular at Playboy Mansion parties and engaged in trysts with Playmates.
Breast implants. Linked with Heidi Fleiss, and possibly a former worker for her.
Recovering (current?) drug & alcohol addict. Drunk driver. Linked with Judd Nelson
and Matthew Perry.
Dole, Bob. Reportedly a good person and nice guy, although there are a number of
stories about his temper. Divorced once and had affairs while separated. Facelift.
Dolenz, Mickey. Does not have a good reputation when it comes to interacting with
the fans.
Domingo, Placido. "Can't keep it in his pants around women."
D'Onofrio, Vincent. His ego has ballooned even larger than his quite sizable package.
Very bad-tempered. Sex addict. Linked with Cameron Diaz and Greta Scacchi.
Dorsett, Tony. "Not nice to fans, even to kids." (This shouldn't surprise anyone--he's a
former Dallas Cowboy, after all).

Douglas, Illeana. Diva-in-training. Linked with Martin Scorsese.

Douglas, Kirk. "The most hated man in Hollywood." Difficult to work with
(obviously). Sex addict, and was willing to physically force women to have sex with him
(which is to say, he was a rapist; among his victims were Jean Seberg and Natalie
Wood). Linked with Lauren Bacall, Joan Crawford, Marlene Dietrich, Rita Hayworth,
Patricia Neal, Gene Tierney, and Lana Turner.
Douglas, Michael. Repugnant, contemptible man. Recovering drug & alcohol and sex
addict. Unpleasant to fans. Linked with Maureen Dowd, Melanie Griffith, Demi Moore,
Brenda Vaccaro, and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Downey, Robert, Jr. Was a penis-lashed "human piata" courtesy of the other inmates
in jail; made lotsof new friends in his cell. Has now admitted to several same-sex
episodes. Recovering and probably current drug addict. Stalks his ex-girlfriend. Never
graduated from high school. Linked with Farrah Fawcett, Calista Flockhart, Sarah
Jessica Parker, Winona Ryder, and Uma Thurman.
Downey, Roma. Linked with married man Michael Nouri.
Dre, Dr. Bi______.
Drescher, Fran. Yet another failed Hollywood marriage.
Dreyfuss, Richard. Recovering drug & alcohol addict. Difficult to work with. Good
liberal, though. Closeted FOD or bisexual. Friendly to fans (with one or two exceptions).
Driver, Minnie. Possibly not nearly so sweet as she likes to be portrayed. Linked with
Josh Brolin, John Cusack, Matt Damon, David Duchovny, Joey Fatone (of NSYNC),
Harrison Ford, Chris Isaak, Mick Jagger (oh, yuch), David Schwimmer, and Elliot
Smith.
Drudge, Matt. FOD and egg fetishist who's done great damage to his gay brothers and
sisters by aiding the cause of fascists, intolerant orthodox Christians, and conservative
scum. Ethically challenged hypocritical lackey and moral catamite to right-wingers. We
remember you from the old days, Matt-o, and when you fall back to obscurity we'll be
waiting with sharpened knives.
Dryer, Fred. Difficult to work with. Sexually harasses his coworkers. Conservative
yahoo. Linked with Tracy Vaccaro.
Duchovny, David. Married to Tea Leoni; deals with his separation from her by engaging
in steamy phone-sex with her. Pothead. Reportedly likes strippers and young women.
Likes porn--a lot. Hard to work with (this is disputed). Formerly with Gillian Anderson
(allegedly fathered her child), Minnie Driver, and Winona Ryder.
Duff, Hilary. Her mom is a racist bitch. It just may be that some of the lead vocals on
Hilary's songs in Hilary's sister Hayley, rather than Hillary herself. "Diva and
spoiled...many tantrums and feuds." Has (already) developed a coke problem.

Dunaway, Faye. Difficult to work with; was once voted "worst passenger" by a group
of H'wood limo drivers. Very cheap, very self-absorbed. Possibly used drugs in the past.
Just generally unpleasant to everyone, and that's on her good days. Linked with Marlon
Brando, Lenny Bruce, Michael Caine, Marcello Mastroianni, Steve McQueen, Jack
Nicholson, and Peter Wolf.
Duncan, Isadora. Aggressively Bi_______, and quite enjoyed herself. Linked with
Mercedes De Acosta and a cast of thousands.
Duncan, Michael Clarke. Rumored to be Bi______. "Incredibly friendly, wonderfully
gracious, and really nice to fans. He's also really nice to work with." "A master in the
bedroom. A perfect gentleman and quite romantic."
Dunst, Kirsten. "Stuck-up," although since writing that I've gotten several e-mails
attesting to Kirsten being really sweet (So far the e-mail has been running 20% "she was
a real bitch to me" to 80% "she was so incredibly sweet to me". Caught smoking pot in
public (not smart, girl, not smart) and may have an alcohol problem. Linked with Jake
Gyllenhaal, Heath Ledger and Tobey Maguire.
Duritz, Adam. Linked with Jennifer Aniston, Lara Flynn Boyle, Courtney Cox, Mary
Louise Parker, Winona Ryder, and Gwen Stefani. (Having typed this, I will now light
myself on fire.) (I stole that line from ESPN's brilliant Sports Guy.)
Durst, Fred. "What a sad, pathetic loser." Linked with Carmen Electra, Alyssa Milano,
and Brittany Murphy.
Duvall, Clea. "Very easy to work with, cares a lot about the people around her." "One of
the sweetest and most down to earth women working in show business today." Lesbian.
Dylan, Bob. Has treated his women badly; numerous sexual diseases. Plagiarist. Linked
with Joan Baez, Sheryl Crow, & Pamela Des Barres.
Earle, Steve. Recovering addict.
Eastwood, Alison. "Stupid bitchpie."
Eastwood, Clint. Refreshingly modest and down-to-Earth personality. Did not treat
Sondra Locke particularly well in his relationship with her, though, and has a problem
with staying faithful. Oh, and I've been told one story of his being incredibly rude to a
fan. Has shown up on set in drag at least twice--it's all a joke, he claims. Wife beater.
Dodged military service in Korea. Possible early same-sex relationship with his mentor
Arthur Lubin. Also linked with Francis Fisher and Babs Streisand.
Eckhart, Aaron. Alcohol problem. Can be very rude "if you are acting with him,
otherwise he's a good guy." Linked with Charlize Theron.
Eden, Barbara. Inexplicably popular in Japan. Reportedly now shopping her fading
charms around for cash.
Eddy, Nelson. Not, contrary to what I said earlier, gay; was, rather, devoted to Jeanette

MacDonald. (How sweet!)

Eggert, Nicole. Hygienically challenged. Drug/alcohol problems. "Has traded favors for
parts one or two times." Linked with Scott Baio and Corey Haim, among others.
Ekberg, Anita. Linked with Gary Cooper & Marcello Mastroianni.
Ekland, Britt. Bi______. Linked with Warren Beatty, George Hamilton, Ryan O'Neal,
Peter Sellers, Rod Stewart.
Electra, Carmen. Admits to same-sex affairs. Will use the casting couch to get roles.
"Really isn't kidding--she is really a dumb bimbo. Communal box of popcorn for
Hollywood." Linked with Vin Diesel, Fred Durst (of Limp Bizkit), Tommy Lee, Dave
Navarro, Prince, and Dennis Rodman.
Elfman, Jenna. $cientologist. Linked with Thomas Gibson. Pothead. Given to salty
language.
Ellington, Duke. At the least very gay-positive; may have slept with his openly gay
collaborator Billy Strayhorn.
Elliot, David James. "An absolute terror on set. Jackass and prick are two words often
used to describe him."
Elliott, Missy. L______. Linked with Da Brat and Trina.
Elwes, Cary. Gay. (sigh, what a loss) "Nicest guy in the world - great sense of
humor."
Eminem. Described as a nice guy by his friends, but his lyrics are vile and evil.
Reportedly closeted very deeply and likes that back-door loving from and with men, and
likes to watch men have sex with his girlfriend. Linked with Kim Basinger, Beyonce,
Mariah Carey, Geri Halliwell, Elton John, Gina Lynn, and Brittany Murphy.
Eng, Susanna. Tssss...*hot*. (Difficult to work with, however, or so I'm hearing).
Recovering cocaine and painkiller addict. Linked with Orlando Bloom (or perhaps it
was just a PR stunt), Matt Damon, Seth Green, Salma Hayek, James Marsters, Lenny
Kravitz, Ewan McGregor, Joaquin Phoenix, Eric Stoltz, Benicio del Toro, and Owen
Wilson.
Englund, Robert. Gay.
Epps, Omar. Bisexual and a philanderer; has vd from his wildcatting ways.
Erving, Julius. (Dr. J). Playa, old school.
Estevez, Emilio. $cientologist. Linked with Paula Abdul (ex-wife) and Demi Moore.
Etheridge, Melissa. Out of the closet L_____. Linked with Meg Ryan, Helen Hunt, and
Tammy Lynn Michaels (of Popular).
Evangelista, Linda. L_______; using Kyle MacLachlan as a merkin.

Evans, Robert. One of the leading swordsman in Hollywood.

Eve. Lesbian. Former escort.
Everett, Rupert. Openly gay; former rentboy. Into very rough S&M games and
viciously harassing his ex-lovers. Linked with Beatrice Dalle.
Fabio. "Nice guy--tacky dresser but nice." Gay (or not, according to some women). Pot
user. Extremely nice to fans.
Fallon, Jimmy. There are competing stories about him being "funny and friendly"
with fans (when sober) and a real cad (when drunk). Grabby with women, too.
Farley, Chris. "Addicted to everything."
Farr, Jamie. "VERY nice and friendly."
Farrell, Colin. All you Farrell haters--don't playa hate--congratulate! Friendly to fans.
Linked with Rosario Dawson (who he abruptly dumped for) Angelina Jolie, Jared
Leto, Demi Moore, Kevin Spacey, Britney Spears, Robin Wright, and a constantly
growing list, who unfortunately are discovering that CF leaves a little extra behind (a
three letter extra, first letter sounds like "esss," last letter sounds like "dee," middle letter
sounds like something you drink rather than coffee) after he leaves in the morning.
Hygienically challenged and is quite stinky. Recovering drug and alcohol abuser. Likes
the sistas, although his high-profile conquests are lighter. "Totally nice and
accommodating."
Farrell, Terry. Linked with Mickey Rourke.
Farrow, Mia. Failed marriages to/relationships with Woody Allen, Eddie Fisher, Ryan
O'Neal, Roman Polanski, Andre Previn, Philip Roth, Peter Sellers, Frank Sinatra, and
Tom Stoppard. Adopted many refugees from overseas but raised them in dubious
manner. Shrill and humorless. Occasional drunk driver.
Fawcett, Farrah. Cokehead. Prima donna wanna-be. Slut during her early years as an
actress. Kleptomaniac. Lots of plastic surgery. Married & divorced Lee Majors. Linked
with Robert Downey, Jr., Ryan O'Neal, Vincent Van Patten, Burt Reynolds, and
Sylvester Stallone.
Feldman, Corey. Obnoxious punk; drug addict & drunkard. Rumored to have shared a
bed and more with Michael Jackson.
Fenn, Sherilyn. "Very down to earth." Linked with Johnny Depp, Prince, and Kiefer
Sutherland.
Fergie, Duchess of York. Has been stalking Tiger Woods. She's also stalked Kevin
Costner, JFK, Jr. (show some dignity, girl!), and George Clooney.
Field, Sally. Wears waaaay too much perfume. Linked with Johnny Carson, Kevin
Kline, and Burt Reynolds.

Fiennes, Joseph. "Has ideas above his station. Rude to make up artists. Shags around.
Shagged Naomi Campbell."
Fiennes, Ralph. Overly impressed with himself (although I've gotten the random e-mail
from waiters and the like about how nice he was to them). Left his wife for an older
woman. Bi______. Has a wandering eye when his wife isn't around, and doesn't limit
himself to women. Is very well hung.
Fierstein, Harvey. Sweet, insecure, openly gay.
Finney, Albert. "Very polite, very nice." Linked with Anouk Aimee, Audrey Hepburn,
Diane Keaton, and Shelley Winters.
Fiorentino, Linda. Enthusiastically played the field--both sides--while in college.
Difficult to work with. Size queen.
Fishburne, Laurence. Rude to fans. I've received a number of different e-mails
implying that Mr. Fishburne (don't call him "Larry") is gay.
Fisher, Carrie. Recovering drug addict. Former wife of Paul Simon. Never graduated
from high school. Bipolar, but is finally on the right drug regimen and has her life
together again--good for you, Ms. Fisher. Very witty writer. Linked with Ben Affleck
(you go, Carrie!), Harrison Ford, and George Lucas.
Fisher, Eddie. Admitted speed user. Linked with Pier Angeli, Ann-Margaret, Marlene
Dietrich, Mia Farrow, Judy Garland, Merle Oberon, Stefanie Powers, Debbie Reynolds,
Connie Stevens, Elizabeth Taylor, and Mamie Van Doren.
Flatley, Michael. Hilariously vain and conceited dancer. One of several men for which
the phrase "GET OVER YOURSELF" was invented. Divorced his wife. Voted one of
the twenty most-hated people in Ireland. Recently sued for rape.
Fleischer, Ari. Known around Washington for making inappropriate advances toward at
least one reporter. Has apparently also been cruising gay websites for sex partners.
Fleming, Ian. Slut. Wife-swapper and Bi______.
Flockhart, Calista. Anorexic, and rumored to have a heroin jones. Nice to fans. Linked
with Matt Damon, Robert Downey, Jr., Robert DeNiro, Harrison Ford, David E. Kelley
(who she cuckolded Michelle Pfeiffer with) (although at least one reliable source has
informed me that Calista was shacking up with Kelley's co-exec-producer Jeffrey
Kramer, not Kelley himself), and Garry Shandling (who deserved much better than and
from Flockhart).
Flynn, Errol. "The most despicable human being yet born." "My son had not only been
a bad little boy, he had been a nasty little boy." Jerk and Nazi sympathizer--also a spy for
the Axis, if rumors are to be believed. A closeted FOD. Anti-Semite. Linked with
Truman Capote, Olivia de Havilland, Doris Duke, Howard Hughes, Barbara Hutton,
Hedy Lamarr, David Niven, Eva Peron, Tyrone Power, Lana Turner, Gloria Vanderbilt,

Lupe Velez, and Shelley Winters.

Fonda, Bridget. "The only starlet in her 20s that I found cool when I interviewed her."
Linked with Danny Elfman, Eric Stoltz and Dwight Yoakam.
Fonda, Henry. Cold man in person, even to his family. Linked with Lucille Ball, Joan
Crawford, and Bette Davis.
Fonda, Jane. Ninny. Wasn't faithful to Tom Hayden during their marriage. Breast
implants. Multiple plastic surgeries. Shamed herself permanently by visiting North
Vietnam during the War--we sure weren't saints during that war, but the North
Vietnamese and Chinese were a damn sight worse. (At least she apologized for it.
Eventually). Linked with Warren Beatty, Alain Delon, James Franciscus, Tom Hayden,
Rob Lowe, Huey Newton, Michelle Phillips, Papa John Phillips, Robert Redford, Jimmy
Smits, Donald Sutherland, Ted Turner (failed marriage), and Roger Vadim (with whom
she enjoyed threesomes--with other girls--in Paris).
Fonda, Peter. "Really sweet. Pothead"
Ford, Faith. "Very nice to her fans."
Ford, Glenn. Linked with Joan Crawford, Eva Gabor, Judy Garland, Rita Hayworth,
Debbie Reynolds, and Barbara Stanwyck.
Ford, Harrison. Rumored to be a skirt-chasing slut into stripper clubs; wife dumped
him when she found out that the rumors were true. Big hemp smoker. Also rumored to
be into leather and S&M, as well as being a homophobe. (Although rumors begin to
emerge about his dalliances with younger men). The Bill Murray character in Lost in
Translation is reportedly based on him. Good tipper. Linked with Lara Flynn Boyle,
Lesley Ann Down, Minnie Driver, Carrie Fisher, Calista Flockhart, Julia Ormond,
Michelle Pfeiffer, Kristen Scott Thomas, and "about four dozen others."
Ford, John. "An S.O.B., a demonic man. Part of his mercurial personality was to do
something he knew was mean or mischievous, then try to justify it." Bisexual. Linked
with Katherine Hepburn.
Foster, Jodie. Closeted L______. Reported to be very nice in person. Some experience
with drugs in the past. Was repeatedly molested when young. Close "friendship" with
homophobe Mel Gibson. Had major falling out with Michael Douglas. Linked with
Gillian Anderson, Russell Crowe, Mel Gibson, Rob Lowe, Kelly McGillis, and Julian
Sands (?!).
Fox, Rick. Cheating SOB.
Fox, Vivica. Linked with 50 Cent. (That's way too much woman for him, as events
proved). "Self-absorbed bitch."
Foxx, Jamie. Self-important. Frequents Gentlemen's Clubs. Drug user. Bad tipper.
Chubby chaser. Prefers white women.

Foxx, Redd. Difficult to work with.

Francis, Kay. L______.
Frank, Barney. Out. Would make a great president. "Very nice guy, bit of a klutz."
Franklin, Aretha. Victim of incest; her first child was her father's.
Franz, Dennis. Can be a jerk. (Although I've also heard some good things about him in
e-mail).
Fraser, Brendan. FOD. Hygienically challenged. (Brendan, you stink! Bathe, man,
bathe!) Linked with Alicia Silverstone.
Freeman, Morgan. Heavy ganja smoker. Recovering alcoholic.
Fry, Stephen. Playing for the home team. No longer celibate, as he was for a good long
while. "The nicest man you could ever hope to meet."
Furlong, Edward. Abuser of women. Drug user. Linked with Natasha Lyonne.
Gable, Clark. Notorious tightwad. Bad breath, and bad in bed. Preferred blondes--had a
hang-up about brown/black pubic hair. Used the casting couch to break into Hollywood;
had George Cukor fired fromGone With The Wind because Cukor knew that. A hustler
for gay clients. Committed murderous hit and run, and MGM covered for him. Linked
with Joan Crawford, Marion Davies, Olivia de Havilland, Ava Gardner, Paulette
Goddard, Jean Harlow, Grace Kelly, Hedy Lamarr, Carole Lombard, Merle Oberon,
Louella Parsons, Nancy Davis Reagan, Norma Shearer, Lana Turner, Lupe Velez,
Shelley Winters, and Loretta Young.
Gabor, Eva. One of the good Gabor sisters. (Zsa Zsa was the evil one.) Never
experienced an orgasm with a man; faked every one of them. Linked with Glenn Ford,
Merv Griffin, Tyrone Power, and Frank Sinatra.
Gabor, Zsa Zsa. "The most expensive courtesan since Mme de Pompadour." Vain,
arrogant, unpleasant woman. Slapped a cop who -dared- pull her over on a traffic
violation. Cheated on every one of her nine husbands. Linked with Richard Burton, Sean
Connery, Duke of Saxony, Conrad Hilton, Mustafa Kemal Ataturk (!), JFK, Aly Khan,
Henry Kissinger, William S. Paley, Porfirio Rubirosa, George Sanders (after they had
divorced and while George was married to Zsa Zsa's sister Magda), Frank Sinatra, and
Rafael Trujillo.
Gabriel, Peter. Linked with Laurie Anderson, Roseanne Arquette, Kate Bush, and
Sinead O'Connor.
Gaiman, Neil. "Is even nicer than you've heard."
Gallagher, Liam. Asshole. Linked with Helena Christiansen, Rachel Hunter, and Patsy
Kensit.
Gandolfini, James. Recovering cocaine and alcohol addict.

Garbo, Greta. Sad woman; had her career sabotaged by MGM. Rumored to be a man.
Linked with Max Baer, Tallulah Bankhead, Louise Brooks, Mercedes De Acosta,
Dolores Del Rio, Marlene Dietrich, John Gilbert (who she left standing at the altar),
Joseph P. Kennedy, Carson McCullers, Ramon Novarro, Erich Maria Remarque,
Leopold Stokowski, and William S. Paley.
Garcia, Jerry. Drug addict. Hired by the FBI in 1968 to "channel youth dissent and
rebellion into more benign and nonthreatening directions."
Gardner, Ava. "The world's most exciting animal." Temperamental, self-destructive,
and a drunk. Linked to Richard Burton, Robert Evans, Clark Gable, Lena Horne,
Howard Hughes, John Huston, Fernando Lamas, Peter Lawford, Robert Mitchum, David
Niven, Mickey Rooney, Porfirio Rubirosa, George C. Scott, Omar Sharif, Artie Shaw,
Frank Sinatra, Robert Taylor, Mel Torme, and Lana Turner.
Garfield, John. Good old lefty liberal who was essentially killed by HUAC. Linked
with Joan Crawford, Hedy Lamarr, Edith Piaf, Lana Turner, and Shelley Winters.
Garland, Judy. Led a sad & unpleasant life: alcohol, pills, suicide attempts; died from
an "accidental" drug overdose. Bisexual. Linked with Dirk Bogarde, Yul Brynner, Eddie
Fisher, Glenn Ford, Aly Khan, Peter Lawford, Oscar Levant, Ethel Merman (!), Tyrone
Power, Artie Shaw, Frank Sinatra, Robert Stack, Kay Thompson, Spencer Tracy (when
JG was 15), and Orson Welles.
Garner, James. FOD married to beard. Linked with Lauren Bacall.
Garner, Jennifer. "A real sweetheart." Linked with Ben Affleck and Michael Vartan.
Her marriage to Scott Foley failed when a) Foley's fragile male ego couldn't take
Garner's success or b) when Garner's success changed her.
Garofalo, Janeane. Janeane, you're wonderful--don't worry about yourself so much!
Recovering alcoholic. Linked with Ben Stiller.
Garrett, Leif. Drug user. Linked with Justine Bateman, Nicolette Sheridan, and Teri
Wiegel.
Gates, Bill. Poster boy for the Nerd Generation. Is heavily dominated/hen-pecked by his
wife. Still unclear whether Gates and Microsoft are only examples of greed, or whether
there is a more sinister evil at work. Hygienically challenged; is a "full-on slob." Has
this thing where he sometimes rocks uncontrollably in his chair. Had a need for speed
(automotive) while young. Reportedly entertains call girls in his office. Does not tip at
all when he eats out. (Open the wallet, you cheapskate!)
Gaynor, Janet. Bisexual. Linked with Mary Martin.
Geary, Tony. (Of General Hospital) Gay, gay, gay!
Geer, Will. Closet queen and open communist. Linked with Harry Hay, a pioneer in the
American gay rights movement.

Gellar, Sarah Michelle. Recovering anorexic. Prefers to go out with men less famous
than she. Has grown too impressed with herself and acted the diva on the set of Scooby
Doo; "arrived for her fitting with large entourage and a condescending attitude." Has
hair extension because of the damage all that dyeing has done to her hair. Just had her
breasts done (or not, according to Liz Smith). Either "bitchy" and "imperious" or simply
too take-charge and aggressive for fragile egos. I've received a couple of e-mails from
store clerks and cashiers who said that SMG was "condescending" and "patronizing" to
them. Linked with David Boreanaz (whose marriage she helped destroy), James
Marsters (who she should dump Freddie Prinze Jr. for), Jerry O'Connell, Matthew Perry,
and Freddie Prinze Jr (whose attraction, for SMG, is one of the great mysteries of our
time).
Gere, Richard. Former husband/merkin to Cindy Crawford. Closet case, although the
gerbil-stuffing rumor was spread by Stallone. Likes it rough--very rough. Supposedly a
regular at the ER of St. Vincent's, where he brings in a few handsome young men every
year with ruptured colons. "A big bottom." "Dumber than hell. Narcissistic in the
extreme." Or so I'm told. Linked to Kim Basinger, Barbara Carrera, Priscilla Presley,
Julia Roberts, Diana Ross, Barbra Streisand, Uma Thurman, John Travolta, and Tuesday
Weld.
Gershon, Gina. Former prostitute. Got her role on Snoops by nailing David E. Kelley.
Linked with Gillian Anderson, Beck, Lenny Kravitz, and Owen Wilson.
Gershwin, George. Slut. Linked to Kitty Carlisle, Paulette Goddard, Ginger Rogers,
Simone Simon, and Fay Wray.
Gibbons, Debbie. "Miserable bitch." Bi______.
Gibbons, Leeza. Once upon a time was quite the party girl.
Gibson, Bob (former St. Louis Cardinals pitcher). "Unmitigated prick. Nasty temper."
Gibson, Mel. Strident and clueless Catholic. Anti-Semitic (and anyone who claims he
isn't, after having seen his odious piece of offal The Passion, is either lying, antiSemitic themselves, or pig-ignorant as to what anti-Semitism actually
is). Compulsively cheats on his wife; refuses to let her use birth control. Homophobe
and sexist. Alcoholic. Has a taste for Thai hookers; has them flown in while he's on set.
Is also a shoe fetishist. Racist, given to telling jokes about blacks and using the n-word.
Locals on one film agreed that he had "the world's worst case of b.o."
Gielgud, Sir John. Openly gay (good on you, Sir John). Blatant misogynist (bad on
you, Sir John).
Gifford, Frank. Lackwit husband to Kathy Lee. Cheated on her when given the chance,
admitting his taste for pornography. Former client of Heidi Fleiss' brothel. FOD or
Bisexual.
Gifford, Kathie Lee. One of the foci of evil in the modern world. Sociopathic

personality; emotional abuser of her child; empty-headed & vain. Exploits third-world
workers via her clothing line. Does not treat her assistants well. Cheap tipper. Linked
with Kevin Costner.
Gilbert, John. Had his career ruined by that SOB Louis B. Mayer. Was left standing at
the altar by Greta Garbo. Linked with Clara Bow, Marlene Dietrich, Carole Lombard,
Norma Shearer, and Lupe Velez.
Gilbert, Sara. L______.
Gingrich, Newt. Evil, egotistical conservative martinet. Draft-dodger. Divorced once;
cheated/cheats on his wife, and reportedly used House offices for trysts. Has oral sex
with women so he can claim he didn't sleep with them. Forced ex-wife to sign divorce
papers hours after her cancer surgery. Deadbeat dad.
Gish, Lillian. Bisexual.
Givens, Robin. Difficult to work with, although her failed marriage to (and abuse at the
hands of) Mike Tyson might explain that. Linked with Michael Jordan, Jason Kidd,
Eddie Murphy (when she was 16), Brad Pitt, Malik Sealy, Howard Stern, Mike Tyson,
and Forest Whitaker.
Glenn, Scott. Would-be food connoisseur--but a failure at it. Seen, once, making out in
a hot tub with Bruce Jenner. (Man, that's scraping the bottom of the celebrity
barrel. What, wasn't Sorrell Booke available?)
Glitter, Gary. Into kiddie porn.
Goddard, Paulette. Bisexual. Had a lifelong taste for rich men and rich living. Linked
with Charlie Chaplin (by marriage), Johnny Carson, Gary Cooper, Clark Gable, George
Gershwin, Howard Hughes, John Huston, Aldous Huxley (!), Frida Kahlo (!), Sir
Alexader Korda, Burgess Meredith (by marriage), David Niven, Aristotle Onassis, Erich
Maria Remarque, Diego Rivera, Artie Shaw, John Steinbeck, Spencer Tracy, John
Wayne, and H.G. Wells.
Goldberg, Whoopi. Bi______. Former teenaged streetwalker. Former heroin addict.
Formerly involved with Ted Danson (a worse crime?). Possible involvement with
Patrick Stewart. Linked with Frank Langella. Hygienically challenged. Difficult to work
with.
Goldblum, Jeff. Pothead. Has let his fame go to his head, but the staff in at least one
South Beach restaurant & hotel think he's wonderful. Slut. Well hung. "Major plastic
surgery." Linked with Geena Davis, Kristin Davis, Laura Dern, and Lisa Marie.
Good Charlotte. "Rude, drunk egotists with anger management problems."
Bisexual brothers who may be dabbling in each other. (Yuch!)
Gooding, Cuba, Jr. Gave way to temptation and cheated on his wife. Since then has
found temptation quite easy to give in to. Is very nice to waitstaff.

Goodman, John. Longtime coke addict. (Say it isn't so, John!) "Very good person and
very down to earth."
Gordon, Jeff. Quite rude to non-celebrities. (Although some of his fans who claim to
have personal encounters with him say that he's rude only to fans who are rude to
him).
Gordon, Ruth. "Very difficult and rather horrible."
Grace, Topher. Gay. Very nice to fans.
Graham, Heather. "Will sleep with anyone if it will advance her career." Coke user.
About two cans short of a sixpack. Linked to Adam Ant, Drew Barrymore, Ed Burns,
Russell Crowe, Benicio del Toro, Heath Ledger, Tobey Maguire, and James Woods.
Grammar, Kelsey. Drug and alcohol problems. Statutory rapist.
Grant, Cary. Difficult to work with. Tightwad. Played both sides of the fence. Linked
with Mr. Blackwell, Dyan Cannon, Joan Crawford, Doris Duke, Howard Hughes,
Barbara Hutton, Grace Kelly, Sophia Loren, Kim Novak, Ginger Rogers, Randolph
Scott, and Mae West.
Grant, Hugh. General idiot and ninny; an Oxford grad but reportedly eight sandwiches
short of a picnic basket. "Pompous wank." Bi_______. Has used hookers in the past.
Linked with Sandra Bullock and Elizabeth Hurley.
Gray, Macy. Functioning heroin addict, and now back to using crack. Get your Death
Pool entry for her in now; you may not have much time.
Gray, Spalding. "Is well known in the arts industry for being emotionally fragile."
Reportedly unpleasant in person. Screen debut was in a hard-core porn film--as the star.
Green, Seth. "So funny, super nice and very sweet."
Gretzky, Wayne. Treats his fans very badly. Quite rude. (Although I've since gotten email from a fan of his in his hometown which would suggest the opposite--maybe he
changed once he went to LA?)
Grey, Jennifer. Possible Bi____. Linked with Matthew Broderick, Johnny Depp, and
George Stephanopoulos--and, if rumors are true, Madonna, Sandra Bernhard, and/or
Debi Mazur.
Grieco, Richard. Conceited. Rapist. Linked with Yasmine Bleeth.
Grier, David Allan. "A total asshole on-set."
Griffin, Eddie. Cokehead. "Such a disgusting pig. Made rude sexual comments to the
waitstaff."
Griffin, Merv. Closeted, but still gay as an Ungaro Spring Frock. Linked to Eva Gabor.
Griffith, Melanie. Broke up Antonio Banderas' marriage, then married him herself. Is

justifiably paranoid about her marriage to 'tonio. "A slow learner but an incredibly hard
worker". Breast implants. Recovering drunk & drug addict. Homophobe. Formerly with
Warren Beatty, Michael Douglas, Ed Harris, Don Johnson, and Ryan O'Neal.
Griffiths, Rachel. Hygienically challenged, and has developed a diva-like attitude
since Six Feet Under became successful.
Grisham, John. Not just a bad writer (his popularity, like James Patterson's and
Patricia Cornwall's, mystifies me and makes me despair of the American reading
public) but a philandering lech as well.
Grohl, Dave. Linked to Winona Ryder, who he did not treat well at all and who he used
to cheat on Louise Post of Veruca Salt.
Gumbel, Bryant. Prick. Difficult to work with. Wanton philanderer and adulterer, and
treated his wife horribly before and during their divorce. Doesn't like cheese.
Guttenberg, Steve. "Very personable, very nice to his fans." "Major pothead. Is
stoned out of his mind almost all of the time."
Gwynne, Fred. Apparently not gay, just manic depressive and unpleasant to work with.
Gyllenhal, Maggie. Very cute, very difficult to work with.
Haas, Lukas. Messed himself up in a big way with drugs; his career might well be over
now. Linked with Natalie Portman.
Hagar, Sammy. Pinhead. Likes multiple women at the same time.
Haggard, Merle. Speed freak. Pothead. Likes threesomes, and uses hookers for same.
Cheats on his wife.
Hagman, Larry. Alcoholic who is drinking himself to death.
Haim, Corey. Reputed drug addict and rent-boy. Linked with Nicole Eggert and Winona
Ryder.
Halford, Rob. Out and admitting it.
Hall, Deidre (from Days of Our Lives). Very closeted lesbian.
Halliwel, Geri. L______.
Hamilton, George. "A jerk toward everyone on the set except for the unemployed male
friend who came to work with him every day."
Hamilton, Linda. L_____/bisexual. "Extremely nice and personable." Linked by
marriage with James Cameron; reportedly rebounded from the failure of that marriage
with a stuntwoman.
Hamlin, Harry. "Hollywood's walking sperm bank." Impregnated Ursula Andress and
Claudia Cardinale without benefit or marriage. Also linked with Nicolette Sheridan.
Hancock, Herbie. The nicest, sweetest man in the music business.

Hanks, Tom. A well-meaning and nice man who can and should be forgiven for Forrest
Gump--although current rumors have his star status going to his head--a shame, if so.
Recovering drug addict. Knocked up his first wife in college. Reportedly took the lion's
share of the profits from My Big Fat Greek Wedding. "A really big tipper, although he's a
bit curt to anyone who acts remotely like a fan."
Hannah, Darryl. "A 25-watt bulb in a 100-watt socket." "Addicted to pills and is so
high-strung and emotional it is impossible to keep up with her...has been with many
younger models." Hygienically challenged. Has a prosthetic finger/fingertip. Linked
with Jackson Browne, Dodi al Fayed, John-John Kennedy, Val Kilmer, and Mickey
Rourke.
Hannigan, Alyson. (Willow on Buffy) Into three-ways. Very pleasant woman, and is
very well-liked on the Buffy set. Very open, and cheerily so, about her sex life; good for
you, Ms. Hannigan.
Hardaway, Penny. Reportedly gay, which was why Shaq, that lack-witted chump,
demanded to be traded.
Harlin, Renny. Unpleasant man, treats his women poorly (cheats on them) and his casts
and crew worse. Linked with Geena Davis and Laura Dern.
Harlow, Jean. Died too soon. Had a sad life; not treated well by her husband. Linked
with Max Baer, Clark Gable, Howard Hawks, Howard Hughes, William Powell, Bugsy
Siegel, Jimmy Stewart, and Thomas Wolfe.
Harmon, Angie. Cokehead. "Stuck up bitch who browbeats her hubby."
Harrelson, Woody. Major pothead and general oddball (as well as bad poet). Father is a
killer. Beats women. Self-described "sex addict;" has recently begun expanding his
horizons (and his nether parts) in that area. Linked with Glenn Close, Carol Kane,
Penelope Ann Miller, Ally Sheedy, Brooke Shields, and Moon Unit Zappa.
Harris, Ed. "Enjoys the company of hung black men from time to time." Substance
abuse problems. Formerly with Melanie Griffith. Married to Amy Madigan.
Harris, Neil Patrick. FOD. Extremely nice to his fans.
Harris, Richard. Recovering drunkard; charming personality, though. Reportedly
difficult to work with. Linked with Merle Oberon.
Harrison, Rex. Vain, cold, unpleasant personality; egregiously nasty. Disliked by his
fellow actors & actresses. Reported to be impotent. Linked with Carole Landis, Vivien
Leigh, and Merle Oberon.
Harry, Debbie. "She is the nicest, most down to earth person in the business."
Hart, Melissa Joan. "A little too controlled on set by her mother." Alcoholic. Likes to
brag about her sexual encounters, which are a bit more...interesting...than anyone can
imagine.

Hasselhoff, David. Was enormous in Germany at one time, but thankfully this is no
longer so. Depending on who you talk to, either down-to-earth despite his success, or a
raging egomaniac. Recovering alcoholic.
Hatch, Orrin. Deeply closeted gay male with a penchant for leather & rent-boys.
Hatcher, Teri. Prima donna and difficult to work with. "Abused laxatives to keep
herself thin." Linked with Richard Dean Anderson and Dean Cain.
Hawke, Ethan. Hygienically challenged. Overly impressed with his own intelligence.
Failed author. Cokehead. Bad tipper. Told friends and strangers, in excruciating detail,
about how Uma Thurmans private parts changed after childbirth (what a moron Hawke
is). Linked with Lisa Loeb, Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts & Uma Thurman, who dumped
him after the extent of his cheating on her became known to her.
Hawn, Goldie. "Close to 60 and dresses like a 20-year-old hooker." Hygienically
challenged. Linked with Kurt Russell; lets him cat around on her due to low self-esteem.
$cientologist. Couldn't stand Bette Midler on First Wives Club set. Linked with Warren
Beatty.
Hayek, Salma. Career has apparently gone to her head around fans; with coworkers
she's sweet as can be (except for those on Dogma). Linked with Ben Affleck, Susanna
Eng, and Ed Norton.
Hayes, Isaac. $cientologist.
Hayes, Sean. "FOD, but not at all flamboyant about it; extremely personable, nice, and
friendly."
Haysbert, Dennis. "Very nice, particularly if you talk to him about other things
than 24."
Hayworth, Rita. Betrayed her Latino heritage and became kept woman of and unpaid
prostitute for Howard Hughes--all to stay in Hollywood and be a star. Victim of child
abuse. Linked with Kirk Douglas, Glenn Ford, Aly Khan, Peter Lawford, Victor Mature,
Robert Mitchum, David Niven, Tyrone Power, Anthony Quinn, James Stewart and
Orson Welles (who did not treat her well).
Head, Edith. Linked with Claudette Colbert, Joan Crawford, Dolores del Rio, Marlene
Dietrich, and Barbara Stanwyck, among others.
Headley, Glenn. "Aloof and as dumb and ditzy as she seems in movies."
Heard, John. Linked with Cher and Margot Kidder (with whom he's back together now,
years after their six-day-long marriage). Abuser of women; accused of stalking second
wife Melissa Leo, who was fired from her tv show by the network for fear of bad
publicity.
Heche, Anne. L____, bi_____, hetero, who knows? Reported to have a certain difficulty
with faithfulness. Reportedly got herpes from her father when he sexually abused her

when she was a kid. It's still unclear whether she's insane or whether the press has
overblown her mental state. Is apparently very nice to her assistants. Linked with Ellen
Degeneres, Steve Martin, and Vince Vaughn.
Hefner, Hugh. Treats his live-in "girlfriends" like paid slaves. "Pops Viagra like he
owns stock in the company." But he has helped poor Bettie Page out, and is making sure
that she's treated well in her final years.
Henley, Don. Humorless, vain, full-of-himself prick. Hygienically challenged. Habitue'
of Hollywood brothels; likes multiples. Statutory rapist and drug user; got off from
consequences of overdosing a teen by spending much money.
Hepburn, Audrey. Possibly the most beautiful woman who ever lived. Deserved better
from the men in her life. Anorexic. Linked with Mel Ferrer, Albert Finney, Ben Gazzara,
William Holden, JFK, Gregory Peck, and Peter O'Toole.
Hepburn, Katharine. Long-running affair with Spencer Tracy, and longer-running
affair with female friend. Reported to have often made use of the services of a high class
pimp, requesting patrician blonds. Posed nude for pictures while in college. Also linked
with Charles Boyer, John Ford, Howard Hughes (whom she had a son by), Jimmy
Stewart and Spencer Tracy.
Hershey, Barbara. Had her lips surgically altered. Drug use. Kook. Linked with David
Carradine.
Heston, Charlton. Right-wing gun kook. Reportedly likes young girls--and, if rumors
are to be believed, young boys, too. Abuser of women. Alcoholic.
Hewitt, Jennifer Love. Very nice with fans. Home-wrecker; got involved with Scott
Bairstow and messed up his marriage. Linked with Alec Baldwin, Carson Daly, Stephen
Dorff, Enrique Iglesias, Joey Lawrence, Antonio Sabato Jr., and Shaggy.
Hill, Grant. Linked with Mariah Carey and Jada Pinkett.
Hill, Lauryn. Exploits her personal employees and treats them horribly. Homewrecker.
Ho, Don. "Constantly drunk. Has a ton of kids from many different women."
Hoffman, Dustin. Obsessive, conceited perfectionist. "Quite shy."
Hoffs, Susanna (of the Bangles). "Quite enthusiastic about girls." Bisexual.
Holden, William. Drunk. Linked with Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Jackie O, Stefanie
Powers (who he beat), Barbara Stanwyck, and Shelley Winters.
Holliday, Billie. Linked with Tallulah Bankhead, Marlene Dietrich, Lena Horne, and
Orson Welles.
Holly, Lauren. Ex-wife of Jim Carrey, and indiscreet about his sexual skills. Vain.
Linked with Ben Affleck, Ed Burns, Leonardo DiCaprio, Pete Sampras, and Luke
Wilson.

Holmes, Katie. "Obsessively searching for drugs to enhance and increase her orgasms."
Linked with Joshua Jackson, Chris Klein, and James Van Der Beek.
Hoover, J. Edgar. Closet queen; lifelong companion of his assistant Clyde Tolson.
Transvestite. Jerk. Virulent racist. Refused to take actions against American Mafia
because they had pictures of him in a dress; blackmailed by CIA after Wild Bill
Donovan blackbagged him in the 1930s. (As has been pointed out to me, he did oppose
the internment of Japanese-Americans during WW2, so perhaps the flames of Hell burn
just that much cooler for him).
Hope, Bob. "The woman-chaser. The coward. The cheap guy...he thought he was
playing a character. He was playing, really, the real Bob Hope." A logistics officer in
Vietnam described him as "a fraud that used the government dime to fund his
shows." Another Vietnam vet who accompanied Hope had kinder words to say
about him. In the weeks after his (long overdue) death, rumors began to emerge
about his having been a bit too touchy-feely with men. Given to telling
racist/sexist/homophobic jokes when the camera isn't running or when he's in front of
soldiers.
Hopkins, Anthony. Recovering alcoholic. Reportedly into heavy S&M. Linked with
Kim Basinger, Tom Cruise, and Emma Thompson.
Hopper, Dennis. Recovering drug addict. Heidi Fleiss customer. Linked with Ursula
Andress, Joan Collins, Michelle Phillips, Jean Seberg, Tuesday Weld and Natalie Wood.
Horne, Lena. Lesbian. (And still a hottie). Linked to Ava Gardner, Marlene
Dietrich, Billie Holiday, Joe Louis and Marilyn Monroe.
Houston, Whitney. Shrill and unpleasant. Hygienically challenged. Was notoriously,
infamously unpleasant and hard to work with on the set of Waiting To Exhale. Closeted
L_____; married to Bobby Brown, and almost deserves such a fate. Battered wife.
Alcoholic and drug abuser. Breast implants. Linked to Enrique Iglesias, Robert De Niro
and Kelly McGillis.
Howard, Leslie. Almost as big a swordsman as Gary Cooper, which is saying
something.
Howard, Ron. "Very nice; he is Opie/Richie Cunningham in real life."
Hu, Kelly. "Not particularly bright."
Hudson, Kate. "A nut. While growing up Goldie treated her as a peer instead of as a
daughter and Kate is bizarre and aimless, will do anything for a good time, drugs, sex,
etc. She is bisexual, her husband Chris Robinson actually encourages her to have sex
with other women even when he isn't around." Was Yoko Ono in the break-up of the
Black Crowes.
Hudson, Rock. Friend Of Dorothy. Reportedly had a long-time relationship with Jim
Nabors. Abused by his parents. Linked with Wally Cox, Joan Crawford, James

Dean, Elizabeth Taylor and Mamie Van Doren.

Hughes, Howard. Corrupt, evil man who hated everything and everybody; grew
insanely concerned about germs later in life, reportedly due to encroaching syphilis.
Kept numerous homes for starlets he'd use and cast aside. Often impotent with women;
had to have them pretend to be men for him to be aroused. Had Rita Hayworth as a kept
woman and pimped her around in exchange for favors. Linked with Bette Davis, Yvonne
de Carlo, Olivia De Havilland, Marlene Dietrich, Faith Domergue (when she was 15),
Errol Flynn, Ava Gardner, Paulette Goddard, Cary Grant, Jean Harlow, Katharine
Hepburn, Barbara Hutton, Hedy Lamarr, Carole Lombard, Ida Lupino, Marilyn Monroe,
Jean Peters, Tryone Power, Ginger Rogers, Randolph Scott, Norma Shearer, Gene
Tierney, Lana Turner, Gloria Vanderbilt, and Shelley Winters.
Hulce, Tom. FOD.
Hunt, Bonnie. "Funny, pretty, and a great sense of humor."
Hunt, Helen. "Cold as ice."Closeted L_____ or Bisexual. Notoriously cheap, and
unpleasant to her staff. Linked with Gillian Anderson, Hank Azaria, Matthew Broderick,
Melissa Etheridge, and Kevin Spacey.
Hunt, Linda. L_____. Very nice to fans.
Hunter, Rachel. Vain; recovering (current?) heroin addict. Linked with Leonardo
DiCaprio, Liam Gallagher, Mark McGrath, Rod Stewart (failed marriage), Mark
Wahlberg, and Robbie Williams.
Hunter, Tab. Open FOD. Linked with Johnny Mathis, Anthony Perkins & Natalie
Wood.
Hurley, Elizabeth. Strike-breaking scab. Just possibly might have some problems with
faithfulness. May be a dominatrix type. B_______. Has bad skin and her years of not
working out and not taking care of her body are catching up with her. Enjoys threeways. Linked with Bill Clinton, Hugh Grant, Denis Leary,Steve Nash, Matthew Perry
and Tom Sizemore.
Hurt, John. Reportedly a FOD.
Hurt, William. Dreadfully unpleasant man. Long record of mistreating women. Stingy;
drunkard. Formerly with Glenn Close, Mary Beth Hurt, Marlee Matlin, and Sandrine
Bonnaire. Possibly playing for the home team now.
Huston, Anjelica. Formerly with Jack Nicholson & Ryan O'Neal. Acts horribly toward
her hired help.
Huston, John. "The character he played in Chinatown was John Huston." Could be
charming, though; raised his ex-wife's illegitimate daughter as his own. Rumored to
have been into misogynistic orgies and worse. Crackpot. Linked with Mary Astor,
Truman Capote, Olivia De Havilland, Ava Gardner, Paulette Goddard, and Marilyn

Monroe.
Hutton, Lauren. L______.
Hutton, Timothy. Regular with certain Hollywood prostitutes; Hutton enjoys the
occasional menage a trois with them. Linked with Patti Davis, Angelina Jolie, Diane
Lane, Mary Louis Parker, Uma Thurman, and Debra Winger.
Hyman, Earle. "Warm and friendly and gracious." Open about his preference for young
(early 20s) white men.
Hynde, Chrissy. "Good to her staff and extremely loyal." Linked with Ray Davies &
Jim Kerr (was married to him)
Idle, Eric (of Monty Python fame). "Unpleasant egomaniac. Brown-noser. Known to
treat people like gold until he gets what he wants from them. Personally responsible for
the financial ruin of former best friend and ex-Rutle Neil Innes. When he was in Monty
Python, he was the only member of the five who wrote bits by himself, instead of with
one of the others, because he couldn't get along with any of them. To his credit, he
openly admits that he's not a nice person."
Idol, Billy. "Funny, very nice." Regular customer with Heidi Fleiss.
Imbruglia, Natalie. Linked with Daniel Johns (of Silverchair), Lenny Kravitz, and
David Schwimmer.
Igelsias, Enrique. FOD, or perhaps Bi______. Grabby and gropey. Linked with
Christina Aguilera, Whitney Houston, Anna Kournikova, and Justin Timberlake
(woof!).
Igelsias, Julio. Slut; given to boasting about his conquests. Jealous of his son's success.
Linked with Diana Ross.
Irons, Jeremy. Is apparently somewhat well-known for giving notes to his co-workers
on how they should act. Linked with Glenn Close.
Irving, Amy. Divorced from Steven Spielberg; cheated on him with Willie Nelson.
Isaak, Chris. Has a thing for Asian women. Various gay rumors and ones of...er...well,
let's just say bad ones which I really don't want to believe. (Not my Chris! Nooooo!).
Linked with Margaret Cho (who says he's great in bed), Sheryl Crow, Kristin Dattilo,
Minnie Driver, & Winona Ryder.
Jackman, Hugh. mmmmMM! Very nice guy, humble and faithful to his wife.
(Although, sad to say, I'm hearing rumors that pre-marriage he was a bed-hopping slut.
*sigh*) (I've also heard the opposite, which I'd much prefer to be true). Possibly a little
too friendly with John Travolta. (NOOOO!) Current word in NYC is that Hugh is
discreetly shagging his 24 year old male assistant, though I've had some Broadway
types tell me that he's just queer-friendly and a fag-stag.

Jackson, Janet. Bi______ with an insatiable sexual appetite. Breast implants.

Reportedly mentally & emotionally unstable; abused/neglected as a child, which might
explain that. Multiple rumored pregnancies and one child by former husband De Barge
who she refuses to admit to. Very much the diva. Has herpes. Size queen. Linked with
Paula Abdul, Matthew McConaughey, Robert De Niro, Justin Timberlake, and Q-Tip.
Jackson, Joshua. Saved three women from drowning. Arrested for assaulting a security
guard while drunk. Linked with Rosario Dawson, Brittany Daniel and Katie Holmes.
Jackson, Kate. Difficult to work with. Unlucky in love. Linked with Edward Albert.
Jackson, Michael. Pedophile. Former Jehovah's Witness. General freak. Has had
numerous operations on his face. Over 40 years old (same age as Prince, BION) and so
can no longer blame his many problems on his messed-up childhood. Paid $150K to a
witch doctor to put a curse on Steven Spielberg. Strange relationships with Macauley
Culkin, Corey Feldman, Emmanuel Lewis, Tatum O'Neal, Lisa Marie Presley, Diana
Ross, Elizabeth Taylor, and his ex-wife, who he never lived with and who got pregnant
from him via artificial insemination.
Jackson, Reggie. Gay or Bi______.
Jackson, Samuel L. Recovering drug addict. Is rumored to have occasionally made use
of escort services in NYC. Male escort services.
Jagger, Bianca. Failed marriage to Mick Jagger. Linked with Warren Beatty, Bjorn
Borg, David Bowie, Michael Caine, Senator Chris Dodd, Billy Joel, Ryan O'Neal,
Maximilien Schell, Sen. Bob Torricelli, and Mort Zuckerman.
Jagger, Mick. Former drug user. Stingy. Regular customer of Heidi Fleiss. Bisexual &
reportedly linked with David Bowie. Marriages to Jerry Hall & Bianca Jagger. Recent
liaison with Minnie Driver; formerly linked with Brigitte Bardot, Eric Clapton, Pamela
Des Barres, Janice Dickinson, Tom Driberg, Marianne Faithfull, Allen Ginsberg, Jerry
Hall, Brian Jones, Astrid Lindstrom, Madonna, Princess Margaret, Rudolf Nureyev,
Mackenzie Phillips, Linda Rondstadt, Carly Simon, Rod Stewart, Uma Thurman,
Margaret Trudeau, and Andy Warhol.
Jay-Z. Bi______. Nice guy. Reported to be HIV+. Linked with Beyonce.
Jeter, Derek. Slut. Acts very rudely to ordinary people. "Sleeps around A LOT." His
behavior after the Yankees acquired A-Rod just shows what a colossal ego Jeter
has. "He's not afraid of one-night stands, especially with college-age females." "Loves
skanky Latino girls." "Seems to leave all his endurance on the field, if you know what I
mean." Linked with Jordana Brewster, Mariah Carey (although I got one e-mail which
claimed that Jeter memorably rejected her, to the degree that "to jeter" has become a
verb. Couldn't happen to a nicer girl), and MTV VJ Vanessa Minnillo.
Jett, Joan. Open L______. "Very nice and down to earth."
Jewel. Extremely self-important and condescending. (I have received reports of better

behavior recently). Embarassingly bad poetaster. Linked with Jean Claude van Damme
& Sean Penn.
Jillian, Ann. A very nice woman.
Joel, Billy. Recovering addict and current drunk. Linked with Christie Brinkley, Bianca
Jagger, and Elle Macpherson.
John, Elton. Openly gay. Recovering drug & alcohol addict. "His tantrums are
legendary." Linked with Eminem (hard to believe, I know).
Johnson, Don. Unpleasant, conceited personality (From e-mail: "'Raging asshole' is
closer to the truth"). Former and most likely current drunkard and drug addict;
reportedly introduced Jasmine Beeth to coke. Hygienically challenged. Has made use of
hookers in the past. Linked with his teen co-star--not his first case of statutory rape,
either. Has been seen shopping for sex toys with a male companion. Given to groping
women. Money launderer. Linked with Patti D'Arbanville, Pamela Des Barres, Jasmine
Bleeth, Melanie Griffith, Penelope Ann Miller, Sal Mineo, Babs Streisand, and Uma
Thurman.
Johnson, Lyndon Baines. "He would screw anything that would crawl." Hired beautiful
"secretaries" while President just to have someone to regularly shtup; had one of his
aides pimp pretty women seen in crowds for him. Used the power of the Presidency to
enrich himself. Actually enjoyed getting under people's skin.
Johnson, Magic. Slut. Pathologically cheated and cheats on his wife. Continues to sleep
(sans protection) with random women even after developing AIDS.
Jolie, Angelina. Deadbeat. B_______. "Tempestuous." "Earning herself a reputation as
a homewrecker." Likes to cut herself before sex. Drug user. When not in a relationship,
will make do with her male friends. Linked with Antonio Banderas, Nicholas
Cage, Colin Farrell, Ethan Hawke, Timothy Hutton, Jenni Shimizu, Kiefer Sutherland,
Billy Bob Thornton, and her own brother (!!!).
Jones, Catherine Zeta. "Insecure, vain, clingy and whiny." A little too impressed
with herself. Lies about her age; is actually 10 years older than she claims (or perhaps
not--this is disputed). "She's a selfish, immature bitch. She tips 10% on the nose." "A
walking nightmare" to work with. Drinking problem. Linked with Sean Connery and
Michael Douglas (yuch!).
Jones, Davy. A nice guy. A doper, too.
Jones, James Earl. "Just the best. A good man. Devoted to his family and always
willing to help out the community."
Jones, Jeffrey. Likes young teenaged boys.
Jones, Jenny. A tyrant to her crew. "Insanely rude. Her guests were treated
insufferably."

Jones, Norah. "An absolute sweetheart to work for."

Jones, Quincy. Bi______. Linked with Naomi Campbell and Nastassja Kinski.
Jones, Tom. B_______. Reportedly raped Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson. Linked with
Mary Wilson (of the Supremes).
Jones, Tommy Lee. Depending on who you talk to, just a good old Texas boy, or a
raging prick. Despite public proclamations to the contrary he did not (reportedly) get
along with Will Smith on the set ofMen in Black, which makes it seem like the latter and
not the former is the truth. Reportedly obsessed with fashion models.
Joplin, Janis. May have played both sides of the field. Linked with Bill Bennett (!),
Dick Cavett (!), Eric Clapton, Kris Kristofferson, Jim Morrison, Joe Namath, and Peter
Tork.
Jordan, Michael. "He's a big ole ho!" Obsessively competitive, to a disturbing degree.
Compulsive gambler. Philanderer and regular at strip clubs. Well hung. Likes white
girls. Has a safe house in Chicago for his women. Linked with Robin Givens, Vanessa
Williams, and various porn stars (including Kylie Ireland).
Jovi, Jon Bon. Vain about the number of his sexual conquests and about his sexual
ability (which is only average). Linked with Helena Christensen and Diane Lane.
Jovovich, Milla. Linked with Paul Thomas Anderson, Luc Besson (by failed marriage)
& Bruce Willis.
Judd, Ashley. "A cold fish." Hypocrite who slept with anyone she thought would
advance her career. Heavily surgically augmented; "gobbles more antidepressants than
you can imagine." Neglects her pets. (Though I've received a few e-mails from her fans
and friends which mention how kind and sweet she is.) Treated the staff of at least one
hotel in an "unnecessarily incredibly evil" fashion. Deliberately (?) humiliated Jason
Patric in front of Matt Lauer and the watching audience. Linked with Michael
Bolton, Jim Carrey, Dario Franchitti, Robert De Niro, and Matthew McConaughey.
Tends to be with her costars.
Judd, Wynona. Switch-hitter.
Kahn, Madeline. "Very sweet and quiet."
Kaye, Danny. FOD. Linked with Shirley Maclaine, Princess Margaret, and Laurence
Olivier (with whom he had a long-time fling).
Kazan, Lainie. Order: Lesbian. Family: closeted.
Keaton, Diane. "Very nice and professional." Linked with Woody Allen, Warren Beatty,
Albert Finney, Steve Martin, Jack Nicholson (urgh, vomit!), and Al Pacino.
Keaton, Michael. Has a temper. Linked with Kim Basinger, Courtney Cox, and
Michelle Pfeiffer.

Keenan, Pepper (Corrosion of Conformity/Down). Can be rude to their fans.

Keillor, Garrison. Rumored to enjoy being dominated. By professionals.
Keitel, Harvey. Cheated on his pregnant wife and wouldn't see his son until six months
after he was born. Has made use of hookers in the past. Linked with Lorraine Braco and
Andie Macdowell.
Kelley, David E. Vain. Has done a good job of peddling a quite ludicrous set of
exploitive and pandering story lines via his television shows; when religious
fundamentalists blame the U.S. for depraving the world, David E. Kelley shows, along
with the unspeakable Dawson's Creek, are what they are thinking of. His devotion to
casting and bedding women who look like his wife, Michelle Pfeiffer is more than a
little nasty; Calista Flockhart is one of the poor women who had to put up with his nodoubt reptilian touch. Used the casting couch to bed Gina Gershon, who is entirely too
good for Kelley. Overall, the man has a serious case of the ick.
Kelly, Gene. Jerk, and reportedly a FOD. Sent money to the IRA.
Kelly, Grace. "Sexual tyrannosaurus." Rumored to be a drunk and anti-Semite. Once
shared an apartment with another woman--a one-bedroom, one-bed apartment. Linked
with Jean-Pierre Aumont, Oleg Cassini, Gary Cooper, Bing Crosby, Clark Gable, Cary
Grant, William Holden, Aly Khan, Ray Milland, David Niven, Prince Rainier (in a very
unhappy marriage), Mohammed Reza Pahlavi, Frank Sinatra, Jimmy Stewart, and
Spencer Tracy.
Kelly, R. Had an affair with Aaliyah when she was only 15. Is into three-ways and sex
with underage women. Collects child porn. "Into water sports." Putz. "Loves to toss that
salad."
Kennedy, John F. Cheated on Jackie with anything that came within 50 feet of him.
Bad in bed. Poorly endowed. Typical Kennedy (read: schmuck) when it came to women.
Linked with Joan Crawford, Angie Dickinson, Marlene Dietrich, Judy Exner (who was
also a Mafia man's woman), Zsa Zsa Gabor, Sonja Henie, Audrey Hepburn, Sophia
Loren, Jayne Mansfield, Marilyn Monroe, Lee Remick, Norma Shearer, Blaze Starr, and
Gene Tierney.
Kennedy, John F, Jr (John-John). May have played for the home team while at
Brown. Drug user at least while in college. Linked with Daryl Hannah, Madonna,
Christine Onassis, Sarah Jessica Parker, Brooke Shields, and Xuxa.
Kennedy, Joseph P. Father to JFK. Fascist. Nazi sympathizer. Bootlegger. Fixer of
elections. Cheated on long-suffering wife with Marion Davies, Marlene Dietrich, Greta
Garbo, and Gloria Swanson.
Kennedy, Robert F. Linked with Candice Bergen, Jayne Mansfield, Marilyn Monroe,
Kim Novak, and Rudolf Nureyev (in a phone both, of all places).
Kennedy, Ted. Drunkard. Failed marriage behind him. Rampant horndog. Killed a

woman in accident and tried to cover it up. One of Washington's biggest sluts.
Kensit, Patsy. Linked with Jim Kerr and Liam Gallagher.
Kerr, Jim. Linked with Chrissie Hynde (by marriage) & Patsy Kensit.
Kerry, Senator John. Playa in his younger days. Linked with Dana Delaney,
Morgan Fairchild, Catherine Oxenburg, and Michelle Phillips.
Keys, Alicia. There's a bright light shining here--through both her ears, unimpeded by
grey matter. Mysteriously overrated as a musician; professional musicians sneer (when
they're being kind) at her piano playing and arrangements. Enjoys many casual
relationships with men rather than a few committed ones. Bisexual. Was fired from 25th
Hour after only 2 weeks because she was so awful. Linked with Christina Aguilera.
Kidd, Jason. Wife beater (yes, still), and spreader of herpes to groupies.
Kidman, Nicole. Acted the beard for Tom Cruise. L______. Not a $cientologist--no,
really! Temperamental; difficult to work with. Regular at certain L.A. girl bars. Forces
her gay lovers to sign lengthy non-disclosure contracts before she gets involved with
them. Is generally seen to have been the victim in the break-up of her marriage with Tom
Cruise. The divorce reportedly was caused partially by Cruise's insistence on raising the
kids $cientologist (she wanted them raised Catholic) and partially because of her
pregnancy, which may have been his and may have been Ewan McGregor's. Recently
rumors have begun to circulate in my direction that the relationship with Cruise
broke up because of Kidman's serial infidelity. Ate up the entire promotional budget
at Cannes for Dogville by staying at the Hotel du Cap, so no party, no promotional
items, nothing, all because Nicole had to stay at the best suite (one correspondent
insisted that this was the fault of the studio & that Kidman gave better PR than a party
would have). Bulemic. Linked with Ben Affleck, Jim Carrey, Russell Crowe, Vin Diesel,
Iain Glen, Lenny Kravitz, Jude Law, Tobey Maguire, Ewan McGregor, Q-Tip, Naomi
Watts (any chnce you've got room in there for another girl? Please?) and Robbie
Williams.
Kilborn, Craig. Empty-headed, arrogant, smug, sexually-harassing asshole. Refuses to
admit he has a child by a black woman.
Kilmer, Val. B_______. Reportedly very hard to work with; also rumored to have a
problem with violence. Conceited, and unpleasant to his personal assistants. (Although,
to be fair, I'm told that he has mellowed out considerably in the past couple of years and
is no longer the enfant terrible of Hollywood legend). Mooches food off of other
people's plates. Linked with Cher, Ellen Barkin, Drew Barrymore, Neve
Campbell, Cindy Crawford (merkin duty), Darryl Hannah, Michelle Pfeiffer, Elizabeth
Shue, Mira Sorvino, Joanne Whalley (he reportedly beat her), and Mare Winningham.
King, Larry. General creep; lousy in relationships, hygienically challenged and ignorant
of politesse, manners, and common courtesy. "A real jerk. Full of himself and talks

down to others." Likes much younger women. Linked with Angie Dickinson.
King, Stephen. Recovering drug and alcohol addict.
Kinski, Nastassja. Recovering alcoholic. Linked with Dean Cain, Gerard Depardieu,
Milos Forman, Quincy Jones, Rob Lowe, Marcello Mastroianni, Dudley Moore, Roman
Polanski (when she was 16), Jon Voight, and Wim Wenders.
Kirk, Tommy. Closeted for years, now out. Recovering drug addict.
Kissinger, Henry. Sycophant to kings and presidents; is a corrupt, vain, amoral and oily
would-be Richilieu on whose hands are the blood of millions. Humanity is the poorer for
having produced such as he. Linked with Candice Bergen, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Shirley
Maclaine, Jill St. John, Marlo Thomas, and Liv Ullman.
Klein, Calvin. HIV+.
Kleiser, Randal. FOD. Very nice man.
Kline, Kevin. "Sarcastic and demanding. Can come across as a prick if you catch
him in the wrong mood." Reportedly has had at least one same-sex affair. Linked with
Phoebe Cates (his wife of 10+ years), Glenn Close, Sally Field, Mary Beth Hurt, Patti
LuPone, Gilda Radner, Linda Ronstadt, and Meryl Streep.
Kmetko, Steve. Vain. Admitted FOD. Linked with Greg Louganis.
Knievel, Evel. Has turned into a bitter old crank in his old age. "True, but he's an
excellent tipper and is very nice to fans, especially little kids who approach him
while he's eating.
Knightly, Kiera. "Stone cold bitch."
Knotts, Don. A very nice man.
Knoxville, Johnny. Pothead.
Koufax, Sandy. Gay.
Krauss, Alison. "Lovely person, great singer, exceedingly normal."
Kravitz, Lenny. Bi______. Hygienically challenged. Linked with Lisa Bonet (his exwife), Naomi Campbell, Susanna Eng, Gina Gershon, Kate Hudson, Natalie Imbruglia,
Nicole Kidman (for whom he acts the merkin), Madonna, Kate Moss, Kylie Minogue,
Vanessa Paradis, and Robyn.
Kristofferson, Kris. Pothead and recovering alcoholic. Linked with Rita Coolidge,
Janis Joplin, Carly Simon, and Babs Streisand.
Kubrick, Stanley. Self-hating Jew; a "tyrannical taskmaster" and an overrated
filmmaker.
Kulp, Nancy (Miss Hathaway on Beverly Hillbillies). Bisexual.
Kuralt, Charles. Simultaneously kept a wife in NYC and a mistress in Montana who

he'd visit while on the road.

Kutcher, Ashton. "Spoiled brat." Many rumors about his acting badly to fans, cast and
crew of That 70s Show. Slut. Cokehead. Hygienically challenged. Drank with (and
possibly smoked reefer with) the Bush twins while they were still underage. Linked with
Demi Moore (which is reported to be a PR stunt), Brittany Murphy, and Tara Reid.
LaBelle, Patti. Lesbian.
Ladd, Alan. Died of an "accidental" overdose of alcohol and sedatives.
Lake, Veronica. Schizophrenic and drunkard. Had a well-earned reputation for being
very unprofessional. Linked with Milton Berle, Victor Mature, Joe McCarthy, Ari
Onassis, and Porfirio Rubirosa.
Lamarr, Hedy. Very intelligent woman. Linked with Jean-Pierre Aumont, Charles
Boyer, Johnny Carson, Errol Flynn, Clark Gable, John Garfield, Stewart Granger,
Howard Hughes, Burgess Meredith, David Niven, Otto Preminger, George Sanders,
and Rudy Vallee, and at least one same-sex affair.
Lancaster, Burt. Bisexual. Difficult to work with. Drunkard. Linked with Marlene
Dietrich & Shelley Winters.
Lanchester, Elsa. Bisexual; beard for Charles Laughton.
Landers, Ann. She and her sister gave their all for the troops on leave during WW2.
Sometimes they gave their all at the same time, in the same room, with two different
men.
Landis, Carole. Committed suicide because of Rex Harrison, with whom she was
linked.
Landon, Michael. Pious, sanctimonious hypocrite. Philandering boozebag.
Lane, Diane. Linked with Christopher Atkins, Bon Jovi, Josh Brolin, Timothy Hutton,
and Christopher Lambert.
Lane, Nathan. FOD. Linked with Matthew Broderick.
Lang, KD. Openly gay. Linked with Ellen Degeneres.
Lange, Jessica. In failing relationship with Sam Shepard; also linked to Mikhail
Baryshnikov, Bob Fosse, and Jack Nicholson.
Langella, Frank. "Out of his mind and MUST SEDUCE EVERYONE ALWAYS."
Lansbury, Angela. "One of the nicest and most genuine women in Hollywood." "More
than a little bitter that she didn't become a bigger star than she did." Linked with Elvis
Presley.
LaSalle, Eriq. Prima donna.
Lauer, Matt. Quintessential talking head--and not in a good way. Has a problem with

flatulence due to excessive intake of Vitamin C. May have used coke in the past.
Laughton, Charles. Closeted Friend of Dorothy. Unhappy man.
Lauper, Cyndi. "Insane, crazy bitch, possibly bipolar."
Lavigne, Avril. "Australia had to endure a week with this rude, self centred, difficult,
untalented mini diva recently. Was rude and indifferent to fans, sang off key in concert
(in one can call her performance that) and just did not want to be here. Gave the press a
very hard time. Minders and local publicists all relieved to see this major mini princess
leave our shores. Totally packaged... not one tiny bit authentic." "More contrived than
Britney was." Not nearly so virginal and chaste as she appears, and may be acquainted
with refreshment of the rock and ganj variety.
Law, Jude. "Deeply in the closet. Linked with Nicole Kidman, Ewan McGregor,
Kate Moss, and Natalie Portman.
Lawford, Peter. Drunk. Drug user. Acted as panderer for JFK. Raised as a girl until the
age of 9; abused as a child by his nanny. Linked with Lucille Ball, Dorothy Dandridge,
Ava Gardner, Judy Garland, Rita Hayworth, Kim Novak, Nancy Davis Reagan,
Elizabeth Taylor and Lana Turner.
Lawler, Jerry. "Super nice to his fans."
Lawrence, Martin. Unpleasant personality. Sexually harassed female costar of his
show. Given to very public bursts of insanity. Statutory rapist; violated the Mann Act.
Diva who thinks he's above petty things like rehearsals.
Lawrence, T. E. (You know, "of Arabia.") Enjoyed being whipped with a birch.
Rumored to be gay, if deeply repressed.
Leachman, Cloris. "THE most vile and unpleasant person in Hollywood."
Leary, Timothy. Hygienically challenged and likely driven insane from his drug use.
LeBlanc, Matt. Closeted Friend of Dorothy. Rude and a jerk.
LeBrock, Kelly. Linked with Janice Dickinson, Steven Seagal, and Rod Stewart (Lord,
if I'd gone out with the latter two I'd be a lesbian, too)
Ledger, Heath. Hard to work with. Linked to Kirsten Dunst, Heather Graham, Tara
Reid, and Naomi Watts.
Lee, Christopher. "A complete and total gentleman, down-to-earth and very
gracious."
Lee, Jason. $cientologist.
Lee, Spike. Habitual philanderer. His considerable talents are dwarfed by his ego.
Lee, Tommy. Hygienically challenged ex-husband of Pamela Anderson Silicone.
Wouldn't score 700 on the SATs and probably couldn't spell his last name without

assistance. Also linked with Naomi Campbell, Carmen Electra, Heather Locklear,
and Pink. Abuser of women.
LeGuin, Ursula K. Bisexual.
Leigh, Vivien. Manic depressive; towards the end of her life, was acting out
"nymphomaniacal tendencies" with any number of men. Linked with Jean-Pierre
Aumont, Warren Beatty, Peter Finch, Rex Harrison, Sir Alexander Korda, and Laurence
Olivier.
Lennon, John. Physically abusive and unfaithful to his women.
Lennon, Julian. Drug user/abuser.
Leno, Jay. Into bondage. Buffoon. Linked with Sandra Bernhard.
Leoni, Tea. Married to David Duchovny. Pothead. Got costars thrown off her tv show
because they took attention away from her. Likes to dress up in her sexplay with
Duchovny.
Leto, Jared. Bisexual, and happy to be playing the field. Linked with Cameron
Diaz, Colin Farrell, and Britney Spears.
Letterman, David. Astoundingly insecure and neurotic; major self-esteem issues.
Relax, David, we all love you! Besides, anyone with any sense can see that Leno is a
suck-up and a schmuck. Dave, you're the man.
Levine, James. Child molester.
Levinson, Barry. FOD.
Levy, Eugene. "For being a comic actor he sure isn't funny or fun in person. Very
serious in a standoffish and rude sort of way." "I've worked with Eugene on several
films. He's always been incredibly nice to me, and very thoughtful. It's true, he's
quiet, but he's a decent, hardworking guy."
Lewis, Daniel Day. Formerly with Isabelle Adjani--broke up with her by fax (what a
jerk). Vain and "eccentric." Reported drug user. Philanderer. Linked with Rebecca
Miller, Sinead O'Connor, Julia Roberts, Winona Ryder, and Greta Scacchi.
Lewis, Emmanuel. Very friendly, very cool.
Lewis, Jerry. Pompous, arrogant exploiter of diseased children. Can't understand why
his film about a clown in a Nazi death camp is in bad taste. Never graduated from high
school. Difficult to work with.Sexist. Percodan addict. Linked with Stella Stevens.
Lewis, Juliette. $cientologist. Looks hygienically challenged, even if she isn't really. A
bit touched in the head. Heroine addict. Linked with Leonardo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp,
and Brad Pitt.
Lewis, Richard. Hooked on phone sex.

LFO. Flying the queer flag high.

Liddy, G. Gordon. Flunky to Nixon. Convicted criminal. Cheerfully amoral.
Lil Kim. Might not be the biggest diva on Earth, but she tries harder. Closeted L______.
Running tightly drawn neck and tightly drawn neck with Cher for most plastic surgery.
Sold herself before she made it big: "She had to give Diddy a turn a few times in
order for some career help." Linked with Christina Aguilera, Pamela Anderson, P.
Diddy, and Queen Latifah.
Limbaugh, Rush. Conceited, morally bankrupt fascist. Divorced several times. Draft
dodger. Long record of not voting, despite his political views. Allegedly busted, while in
Pittsburgh, in a spot known as a pickup area for gay men around the University of
Pittsburgh. Recovering drug addict (prescription pills and painkillers which he
purchased illegally). Blustering buffoon on the air, very socially awkward and shy off
the air.
Liotta, Ray. Helped break up Mark Grace's marriage by luring his wife away from
him. Has paid for sex in the past "and demands that the girl bring coke with her." "Very
friendly...talkative and humble. Very cool" to at least one person who helped him. Acted
very badly during the filming of Forever Mine, however.
Lithgow, John. Reportedly a very nice man, although when I was a wee lass, he'd beat
me up on the way to school, take my lunch money, stick my head down the school toilet,
snap my bra and snicker-snag on me. No, really!
Liu, Lucy. Has apparently let her fifteen minutes go to her head. Hard to work with.
Linked with George Clooney and Matt Damon.
LL Cool J. Porn addict. Bi______. Has dated at least one transsexual. Linked with
Tyson Beckford and Russell Simmons.
Lloyd, Emily. Suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Lockhart, June. Still enjoys chasing those younger men.
Locklear, Heather. Reportedly a former big-time drug dealer. Married to Richie
Sambora. Linked with Scott Baio, Tom Cruise, Mark Harmon, and Tommy Lee (who
may have given her herpes).
Lohan, Lindsay. "A sweet girl whose current and recent success have her trying to
grow up a little too fast."
Loken, Kristanna (Terminator 3). Lesbian. (If you're ever in the Northeast, look me
up!) Linked with Pink.
Lombard, Carole. Linked with Gary Cooper, Clark Gable, John Gilbert, Howard
Hughes, David Niven, William Powell, Anthony Quinn, George Raft, Cesar Romero,
David O. Selznick, and Preston Sturges.

Long, Shelley. Difficult to work with. Doesn't like to read big books because her lips get
tired.
Lopez, Jennifer. "The bitchiest girl in showbiz." "Hollywood's loudest, tackiest joke."
Likes to tell people what to eat, and orders for those who have lunch with her. Just
unbelievably rude to anyone who she can't make use of. One of the most widely disliked
women in Hollywood. Lies when she says that she has no pre-show demands (although
I've gotten one e-mail claiming that it was her manager, not JLo, who had all the preshow demands). Linked with Ben Affleck (who she does not treat well, including
mocking him to his face) (admittedly something most of us want to do, but still....), P.
Diddy, and Ralph Fiennes.
Lords, Traci. Many accounts of her being a bitch to fans.
Loren, Sophia. Had at least one same-sex affair. (Lucky whoever it was!) Linked with
Gary Cooper, Cary Grant, JFK, Marcello Mastroianni, Peter Sellers, and Omar Sharif.
Louganis, Greg. Openly gay. Linked with Steve Kmetko.
Louise, Tina. Reportedly exchanging sex for the money of rich older men. "Rude and
condescending to waiters."
Love, Courtney. Bisexual. Widow of Kurt Cobain. Teen stripper. Breast implants (since
removed). Several cosmetic surgeries, including four tummy tucks as well as extensive
facial work. Given to revealing skin during her live shows. Former drug user; may still
be overusing prescription drugs and alcohol and even the harder stuff. Can be hard to
work with. Can be even harder to work for; reportedly doesn't pay her personal staff and
then fires them. Reportedly linked to Drew Barrymore (with whom she shared men,
according to Barrymore), Jim Carrey (Courtney, what were you thinking?), Billy Corgan
(either while Kurt was still alive or before she met Kurt--accounts differ), Russell
Crowe, Evan Dando, Ed Norton (in what was possibly a PR set-up), Trent Reznor (who
she stalked and harassed after their relationship ended), Paul Rudd, Winona Ryder, and
Scott Weiland.
Lovett, Lyle. "Big tipper." Linked with Julia Robers.
Lowe, Chad. Recovering drug addict. Gay.
Lowe, Rob. Caught on tape enjoying favors of an underage girl in the company of
another man. Slut. Never graduated from high school; couldn't tell you who's buried in
Grant's Tomb. Has acquired a well-earned diva reputation on the set of West Wing. Good
with his fans, though. Linked with Jane Fonda, Jodie Foster (merkin duty), Melissa
Gilbert, Fawn Hall, Nastassja Kinski, Demi Moore, Ally Sheedy, and Princess
Stephanie.
Loy, Myrna. Bisexual. Linked with William Powell.
Lucci, Susan. "Very down to earth and sweet."

Lugosi, Bela. Drug addict towards the end of his life.

Luscious Jackson. On occasion acted like complete assholes.
Lynch, David. Alien. Linked with Joan Chen and Isabella Rossellini, who he did not
treat well.
Lynde, Paul. Unfortunately, not the adorable old queen I thought he was, but rather a
foul drink and drug user who frequented seedy sex clubs and made use of rent boys. Was
responsible for the death of a "young man" who fell from Lynde's hotel room. A racist.
Lyonne, Natasha. Drug user. Enjoys men, many and often. (Some of the sisters have
objected, saying that she prefers women). "Totally hard to work with. Mean to
makeup artists." Linked with Edward Furlong.
Macdonald, Norm. Gambling problem. Alcohol/drug problem. It might be an act, or he
might really be a stupid prick. Linked with Helena Christensen.
Macdowell, Andie. The light's on upstairs, but nobody's home. Possibly mildly retarded.
Seems to have an aversion, in private life, to wearing any clothes. Recovering drug
addict. Some folks who attend the same church that she does think she's a bitch;
supposedly when her children did not get the lead in the church's pageant she "flipped
and chewed out the clergy." And I've received some comments about her very bad
attitude toward the locals. Linked with Harvey Keitel and Dennis Quaid.
MacGraw, Ali. Claims to be a recovering sex addict. Linked with Salvador Dali, Robert
Evans, Steve McQueen, Ryan O'Neal, and Peter Weller.
MacLachlan, Kyle. Nice to his fans. Rumored to be well-hung. Linked with Lara Flynn
Boyle, Laura Dern, and Linda Evangelista.
Maclaine, Shirley. General kook. Highly obnoxious. Very stingy and not friendly to the
public. Bi______. Linked with Alain Delon, Elton John, Danny Kaye, Henry Kissinger,
Robert Mitchum, Yves Montand, Frank Sinatra, and Kenneth Tynan.
Macpherson, Elle. Former coke addict. Linked with Kevin Costner, Billy Joel & Sean
Penn.
Madden, John. "A belligerent buffoon."
Madonna. Switch-hitter. Hygienically challenged. Penny-pincher. Hired many of Heidi
Fleiss' people for her own purposes. Size queen. Openly lusted for but never got Antonio
Banderas. "Still takes the time and even goes out of her way in 2003 to still take the time
out of her busy day to be a mean spirited bitch to all who work around her." Linked with
Christina Aguilera, Warren Beatty, Sandra Bernhard, Bobby Brown, Gabriel Byrne,
Willem Dafoe, D'angelo, Mick Jagger, John-John Kennedy, Lenny Kravitz, Kelly
McGillis, Mark Messier, Jack Nicholson, Sean Penn, Prince, Dennis Rodman, and
Henry Rollins, and possibly Jennifer Grey and/or Debi Mazur; currently with Guy
Ritchie, who certainly married up.

Madsen, Virginia. Playa. "A bit of a diva." Linked with Antonio Sabato.
Maguire, Tobey. FOD or Bi______. A very sweet, regular guy (although if rumor is true
about his being a part of Leo DiCaprio's "Pussy Posse," dedicated to hooking up with
women for one-night-stands, I have to question just how nice a guy he really is). Is an
AA member, poor guy, and is reported to have problems not just with alcohol but also
coke and heroin; supposedly the "back injury" which almost kept him from
doing Spider-Man 2 was addiction. Linked with Leo Dicaprio, Kirsten Dunst, Heather
Graham, Nicole Kidman, and Demi Moore.
Maher, Bill. Incredible horndog; would diddle the alligators if they drained the pond.
Masturbates before every taping of his tv show; has it written into his contract that the
producers must give him 15 minutes to do so. Rumored not to be a very nice person.
Mahoney, John. FOD. "Great person. Very genuine and real."
Majors, Lee. "The six million dollar homosexual."
Malden, Karl. Confirmed user of rentboys.
Malkovich, John. Reportedly a prick & a "pompous gaseous windbag." (One former
coworker demurs: "Nice, if a little distant.") Linked with Glenne Headley and
Michelle Pfeiffer.
Malle, Louis. Liked little boys. Married to Candice Bergen and cheated on her, the putz.
Linked with Brigitte Bardot, Jeanne Moreau, and Susan Sarandon.
Manilow, Barry. Playing for the home team. Only treats fans well if he thinks he can
get something from them. "Had a co-worker of mine fired for requesting his autograph."
Mann, Aimee. Recovering junkie. Recovering anorexic/bulimic. "Nice when not spaced
out on some substance."
Mansfield, Jayne. Smart woman who deserved better. Did not have good luck with
men. Member of the Church of Satan. Linked with Oleg Cassini, Bobby Darrin, JFK,
RFK, Henry Miller, and Porfirio Rubirosa.
Manson, Marilyn. Self-important little pud. Coke addict; decided, during one tour, to
become the biggest asshole in existence, and has started throwing feces at people.
Under-hung (two inches, or so I'm told). Has herpes. Linked with Rose McGowan and
Parker Posey.
Mantle, Mickey. Drunkard. A regular at NYC brothels while he played for the Satanic,
child-abusing, women-slapping New York Yankees. Friends with Mob-linked bookies.
Margaret, Princess. Chock full o'prejudices: Anti-Indian, Anti-Irish, Anti-Semite.
Linked to Mick Jagger, Peter Sellers, & Danny Kaye.
Margulies, Julianna. Prima donna.
Marsalis, Wynton. "A self-centered passive-aggressive prick." Failed long-time

relationship with Victoria Rowell.

Marshall, Penny. "Raving bitch." Bi______. Past (present?) drug user. Formerly
married to Rob Reiner and linked with Dan Aykroyd.
Marsters, James. "Total sweetheart with his fans, just generally a nice guy." Linked
with Susanna Eng and Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Martin, Dean. Drunk. Used Mob connections to break into the music biz. Linked with
Jacqueline Bisset, Catherine Deneuve, Marilyn Monroe, and Lana Turner.
Martin, Mary. Bisexual. Linked with Janet Gaynor.
Martin, Ricky. FOD. Has let fame go to his head.
Martin, Steve. "Sad and lonely and may suffer from depression." Long string of
unhappily-ended relationships, which would imply that the rumors of him being a prick
are true. Reportedly boring in bed. Dumped by Anne Heche for Ellen DeGeneres.
Linked with Helena Bonham Carter, Diane Keaton, Bernadette Peters, and Victoria
Tennant (who left him because he was "dull").
Masterson, Danny. (From That 70s Show) $cientologist.
Mastroianni, Marcello. At least one same-sex experience. Linked with Ursula Andress,
Jacqueline Bisset, Faye Dunaway, Catherine Deneuve, Anita Ekberg, Nastassja Kinski,
Sophia Loren, and Jeanne Moreau.
Mathis, Johnny. FOD. Linked with Tab Hunter.
Mathis, Samantha. Pothead. Was with River Phoenix the night he died. Linked with
Christian Slater.
Matlin, Marlee. Formerly with Richard Dean Anderson & William Hurt.
Matthews, Dave. Bi_______, but not currently playing the field. "Into receiving
golden showers from young female fans. Once had to cancel a large section of one
tour after being diagnosed with a yeast infection in his throat. Ewww!" (Yeah,
really).
Mature, Victor. Linked with Rita Hayworth, Veronica Lake, Elizabeth Taylor, Gene
Tierney, and Lana Turner.
McCartney, Paul. "Nice guy, when not surrounded by handlers. The years have deflated
his once massive ego."
McCarthy, Andrew. Recovering alcoholic.
McConaughey, Matthew. Self-absorbed jerk. Possible FOD. Pothead. Horndog, and by
one account a rapist who stalked and terrorised a woman from 1993-2000. Hygienically
challenged. Formerly with Sandra Bullock, Penelope Cruz, Janet Jackson, and Ashley
Judd.

McDaniel, Hattie. Bi______. Linked with Tallulah Bankhead & Marlene Dietrich.
McDermott, Dylan. Formerly with Julia Roberts.
McDowall, Roddy. FOD. Rumored to be able to pleasure himself orally, and willing to
do so at parties. Well loved by everyone who worked with him. Linked with James
Dean and Farley Granger.
McEnroe, John. Unpleasant personality. Linked with Tatum O'Neal & Patty Smythe.
McGillis, Kelly. Closeted L_____. Linked with Jodie Foster, Whitney Houston, and
Madonna.
McGowan, Rose. Jerk. Exhibitionist. Grew up in the anti-Semitic Children of God cult.
Used the casting couch to get a part in Scream. Linked with Marilyn Manson.
McGovern, Elizabeth. Formerly with Sean Penn and Rob Reiner.
McGrath, Mark. "Herpes-spreading numbnuts." Linked with Rachel Hunter."
McGregor, Ewan. "Swings both ways. Often." "Serial shagger. Never faithful to his
beautiful wife. Great bloke in person, though." Linked to Susanna Eng, Nicole Kidman,
and Jude Law.
McKellan, Ian. FOD. Very gracious to his fans and the staff and functions he attends.
McLaughlin, John. Former Jesuit. Penchant for much younger women, rough sex and
bondage. Given to racist and sexist comments; several sexual harassment suits against
him. A monster to work for, although he once did me a big favor.
McMahaon, Vince. (The pro rasslin guy). Bisexual. Linked with HHH, Shawn
Michaels, and whatever other ringboys and jobbers he can bribe, persuade, or
coerce to submit to his lizardy pawing and no doubt amateurish, if undoubtedly
mercifully brief, coitus.
MC Lite. Lesbian or bisexual.
McNichol, Kristy. Difficult to work with. Manic-depressive. L_____.
McQueen, Steve. All-time slut. Could be difficult to work with. Tightwad; alcoholic and
drug addict. Beat Ali MacGraw. Formerly with Jacqueline Bisset, Ann-Margaret, Judy
Carne, Faye Dunaway, Ali MacGraw, Sharon Tate, Mamie Van Doren, and Natalie
Wood.
McRaney, Gerald. General jerk; fascist. Married to Delta Burke (they deserve each
other).
Meadows, Tim. FOD, with a preference for white men.
Mendes, Eva. "Very fun and nice, but a recreational drug user. Enjoys pot and
nitrous among other things." Linked with Matt Damon.
Menjou, Adolphe. Unpleasant personality. Sang like a diva to HUAC.

Meredith, Burgess. Linked with Lauren Bacall, Tallulah Bankhead, Ingrid Bergman,
Olivia De Havilland, Marlene Dietrich, Paulette Goddard, Hedy Lamarr, Ginger Rogers,
and Norma Shearer.
Merman, Ethel. L______/bisexual. Marriage to Ernest Borgnine (lasted only a month).
Linked with Judy Garland and Jacqueline Susann.
Messier, Mark. Had to be sued to pay his child support. Vain, and is rumored to have
beat up one of his teammates. Bisexual. Linked with Madonna.
Messing, Debra. "Very snotty and self important." Linked with Harry Connick, Jr.
Metallica. "Very gracious; walked through and initially ignored an entire room of
spandex clad female fans to personally thank catering and security for the job they did.
Only after they had signed autographs for all the staff did they turn their attention to the
other people in the room."
Metcalf, Laurie. "Huge stoner."
Michael, George. "Hung like a tse-tse fly." FOD, and now open about it. Used Brooke
Shields as a beard.
Midler, Bette. "Self centered bitch with an incredibly foul mouth; called her backup
singers "stupid cunts" over an open mike during pre show rehersal." Loves to hang out
with gay men and is reported to have said that she considers herself a gay man.
Milano, Alyssa. Linked with Fred Durst (*gag*), Kid Rock, Justin Timberlake and Scott
Wolf.
Miller, Dennis. By several reports the biggest prick in Hollywood. (I realise there's stiff
competition for that role, but that's how folks in the business describe Miller.) I hope you
got a good price when you sold your soul and became court jester to the Avignon
Presidency, Mr. Miller.
Miller, Penelope Ann. Is rumored to often become involved with her costars. Linked
with Matthew Broderick, Woody Harrelson, Don Johnson, and Al Pacino.
Mineo, Sal. Closet queen. Linked with James Dean, Don Johnson, andTuesday Weld.
Minelli, Liza. "The world's most famous zombie." "Liza M., when sober, is one of the
nicest, most focused professionals around. When this amazing talent is doused with too
much pills and liquor, she is a circus act on a runaway train." Bi______. Pill popper.
Booze-bag. Undead. Breast implants. Linked with Eddie Albert, Adam Ant, Charles
Aznavour, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Ryan O'Neal, Joe Pesci, Geraldo Rivera, Martin
Scorsese, Peter Sellers, Gene Simmons, and Ben Vereen.
Mitchum, Robert. Long time (several decades) drug user. Cheated on his wife (boo).
Anti-Semite. Linked with Lucille Ball, Joan Crawford, Ava Gardner, Rita Hayworth,
Shirley Maclaine, and Marilyn Monroe.

Mizrahi, Isaac. Straight, not, who knows? I think he's adorable no matter what he is.
(Isaac! I love your clothing!) "One of the nicest celebs EVER." "I will KILL YOU if you
say an unkind word about Isaac. He COULD NOT have been a nicer man." Linked with
Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, and Cynthia Nixon.
Moby. What a sweet guy! I just want to give him a big hug every time I see him. (But
he's rumored to be a spreader of STDs who won't use a condom unless the girls insist-say it ain't so, Moby!) (In fact, alas, alackaday, there are far more rumors about his bad
behavior than there are about his good ones). Rumored to be a bisexual. Linked with
Natalie Portman and Christina Ricci.
Modine, Matthew. Pompous and self-important. "Horrible tipper, acts weird in
public. Socially inept."
Mohr, Jay. "A gracious and nice man with his fans."
Mol, Gretchen. "Very sweet to her fans."
Money, Eddie. "Hard-core alcoholic."
Monroe, Marilyn. Drunk and drug abuser. Failed marriages/relationships with Brigitte
Bardot (!), Milton Berle, Marlon Brando, Yul Brynner, Oleg Cassini, Paddy Chayefsky,
Tony Curtis, Sammy Davis Jr, Joe Dimaggio, Blake Edwards, Albert Einstein, Lena
Horne, Howard Hughes, John Huston, Elia Kazan, JFK, RFK, Dean Martin, Arthur
Miller, Robert Mitchum, Yves Montand, Mickey Rooney, Porfirio Rubirosa, George
Sanders, Bugsy Siegel, Frank Sinatra, Mel Torme, and Orson Welles. Did not enjoy sex,
but used it to gain things from men (and, reportedly, some women, including her drama
coach).Difficult to work with. Employed casting couch and casting kneepads to break
into Hollywood, and starred in at least one porn film pre-stardom.
Montana, Joe. Self-important. Used to have sex with girls in their late teens while
married and playing for the 49ers. Has business and social ties to "Dr." James
Dobson, right-wing fundie nutjob.
Moon, Warren. Wife-beater. Ho.
Moore, Demi. "Not very bright or talented." "Nicer than her reputation." Very nasty
separation from Bruce Willis, although they may be back together. Never graduated
from high school. Former high-priced Las Vegas callgirl. Achieved her breathy voice by
permanently and deliberately damaging her vocal cords. Ego roughly the size of the
Kingdome. Difficult to work with. Cheapskate. Former (and if reports are true current)
drug user & abuser. More than one breast implant operation. $cientologist, but was
forced to leave the cult by Willis when she tried to "convert" the kids. Bisexual, if not
practising. Linked with Bill Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Michael Douglas, Emilio
Estevez, Colin Farrell, Anthony Kiedis, Ashton Kutcher (he's, what, a third her age?
sheesh!), Rob Lowe, Tobey Maguire, Brad Pitt, Chris Rock, Ally Sheedy, and John
Stamos.

Moore, Dudley. Alcoholic and drug user. Abuser of women. Linked with Susan Anton,
Nastassja Kinski, and Tuesday Weld.
Moore, Mandy. Linked with Andy Roddick and Wilmer Valderrama.
Moore, Mary Tyler. Has led an unhappy life. Recovering drunkard. Attempted (but
failed) to mercy-kill her dying brother. Breast implants.
Moore, Michael. Too sloppy with his facts, and actually hurts liberal causes by acting
like a jackass. (Remember, Michael: brevity is the soul of wit, and more people are
impressed by restraint than by clowning).
Moore, Roger. FOD.
Moorehead, Agnes. Bisexual. Linked with Debbie Reynolds.
Moran, Erin. Quite spunky during Happy Days, when she was sparking Scott Baio 6-8
times a day, sometimes behind the set; now a dull and self-righteous born-again
Christian.
Moranis, Rick. "Extremely arrogant; thinks he is the end-all and be-all of comedy."
Morrison, Jim. Drug user and abuser of women. Linked to Pamela Des Barres, Janis
Joplin, and Nico.
Morrissette, Alanis. Manipulative sell-out who changed images when she reached her
age of majority and could legally capitalize on her sexuality. Says she doesn't drink or do
drugs but that she loves sex; rumors are that she quite indulged herself in that regard as a
teenager. Reportedly bisexual. "I worked for (her) for three days...didn't like her at all.
She would stand around and make us walk around her when we were trying to lug heavy
equipment onto the trucks." Has a fetish for painting men's toenails. "Had a fuck-asmany-as-you-can contest with her band and crew while touring for 'Jagged Little Pill.'"
Mortensen, Viggo. Deee-licious. (But possibly hygienically challenged). I've received
numerous reports of how great Viggo acted toward the extras on the Lord of the
Rings set. Linked with Exene Cervenka Gwyneth Paltrow, and Karl Urban (Eomer
in Two Towers).
Moss, Kate. Drug user. "Was severely sexually abused as a child, and she can't reach
orgasm with anyone now." Bisexual. Linked with Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio,
Jade Jagger, Lenny Kravitz, Jude & Sadie Law (together, naturally), and Billy Zane.
Mulgrew, Kate. "Nice in public if rather controlling on the set."
Mullally, Megan. Openly B_______. (Oh, be still my heart!) Rumored to have a bad
attitude toward fans (although I've received some e-mails talking about what a nice
woman she is). Her drinking problem is becoming more pronounced. Linked with
Debbie Reynolds.
Muniz, Frankie. Is spreading nasty rumors about just how Hillary Duff pleasured

him.
Murphy, Brittany. Bi______. Anorexic or drug user (meth) or both. Sleeps with her
costars. Linked with Fred Durst, Eminem, Ashton Kutcher and Winona Ryder.
Murphy, Eddie. Has penchant for transsexual hookers; reported foot fetishist to boot.
Greedy. Habitually late on-set. Difficult to work with, especially when he demands to be
served by only black staff members. Extremely germ-phobic. "Aggressively
homophobic." Linked with Halle Berry & Naomi Campbell.
Murray, Bill. Good tipper. I've heard at least one story of ugly on-set behavior by him,
and one story of his bad behavior at a baseball game, but I'm willing to forgive him
nearly anything for Lost in Translation. And I've also heard some stories of his good
behavior with hotel workers.
Mya. "One of my friend's cousins used to date her in high school and she was a big
ASS HO!!!!"
Myers, Mike. "Has a harpy wife. Passive-aggressive nerd who lets other people make
his demands. Likes strippers and sex shows." Rumors are floating around about his
having stolen characters from his co-stars at Second City. Rumors are also floating
around about his bad behavior on the set of Cat in the Hat.
Nabors, Jim. Gay as an Ungaro Spring Frock. Reportedly had long-time relationship
with Rock Hudson.
Najimy, Kathy. "An utter bitch. Horrible to staff, and surprisingly humorless offstage.
Only nice to folks she considers more important, i.e. can help with her career." L_____.
Nastase, Ilie. Unpleasant personality. Racist.
Neeson, Liam. Not what one could call faithful to his women, and apparently doesn't
limit himself to just women. Rumored to have vd. Linked to Janice Dickinson, Helen
Mirren, Sinead O'Connor, Natasha Richardson (his wife), Julia Roberts, Brooke Shields,
and Barbra Streisand.
Negri, Pola. Linked with Johnny Carson, Charlie Chaplin, and Rudolph Valentino.
Neill, Sam. Very charming in person, or so I'm told.
Nelson, Judd. Drug addict. Jerk. Roundly loathed in Portland, Maine, where he is
originally from. Regular customer with Heidi Fleiss. Linked to Shannon Doherty.
Nelson, Ricky. Pot smoker. "Extremely nice, accomodating and respectful to his
fans."
Nelson, Willie. Huge pot user. Reportedly hygienically challenged. Nice man in person,
though. Womanizer. Linked with Amy Irving.
Nesmith, Mike. "His mother actually did invent liquid paper, which netted him $30
million dollars when she died. He's a control freak, stemming from early poor days of

selling pots of correction fluid business-door-to-door and only eating that night if
successful."
Neuwirth, Bebe. Difficult to work with - "bitch supreme." Cokehead. Linked to Kevin
Spacey and George Stephanopoulos.
Newhart, Bob. A genuinely nice and modest man.
Newman, Paul. FOD in a beard-merkin arrangement with wife Joanne Woodward.
Linked with Tom Cruise.
Newton, Wayne. "Hung like a gnat."
Newton-John, Olivia. Bi______. Linked with John Travolta.
Nicholson, Jack. Insane. Physically abusive towards women. Reportedly enjoyably
zany half the time and incredibly insufferable the other half of the time. Reputed drug
user (enormous quantities). Slut; reportedly competed (competes?) with Warren Beatty
for most women rogered. Regular at certain Hollywood brothels; likes multiples. Grew
up believing his grandmother was his mother and his mother was his sister. Is reported to
have a large collection of very hardcore pornography (and worse). Linked with Drew
Barrymore (at a very young age), Candice Bergen, Lara Flynn Boyle, Janice Dickinson,
Faye Dunaway, Anjelica Huston, Diane Keaton, Jessica Lange, Madonna, Michelle
Phillips, Meryl Streep, and Margaret Trudeau.
Nicks, Stevie. Egotist. Is to fashion what Mike Tyson is to civilised behaviour. Claims
she hasn't had sex with a man since 1994. Bi______. Big cokehead, but is afraid that it
will damage her vocal chords and so has her assistant blow it into her anally. (Isn't that
grotesquely delicious gossip?) In re: that last item, during the 1970s she'd give herself
coke/water enemas. Is apparently known for her oral skills. (Could any man be that
desperate?)
Nielsen, Brigitte. Breast implants. Failed marriage to Sly Stallone. L_____. Can be had
if you've got the money. "Worked as a professional dominatrix in Germany for three
years before coming to the States."
Nimoy, Leonard. Recovering alcoholic and drug addict.
Niven, David. Suave, wry man. The opposite of Ronald Reagan with regards to their
WW2 experiences; Reagan boasted, repeatedly, that he saw action, which was a lie,
while Niven, who was one of the first British actors to enlist and who was part of the DDay invasion, was quite modest about it. Linked with Doris Duke, Errol Flynn, Ava
Gardner, Paulette Goddard, Rita Hayworth, Grace Kelly, Deborah Kerr, Hedy Lamarr,
Carole Lombard, Merle Oberon, Ginger Rogers, Norma Shearer, Simone Simon, Mae
West and Loretta Young.
Nixon, Cynthia. "Was really cool and a good tipper."
Nixon, Richard. Evil man--corrupt, racist, anti-Semite homophobe. Almost single-

handedly responsible for robbing America of its faith in the presidency. Addicted to
Dilantin. Beat his wife.
Nolte, Nick. Not as sober as he pretends to be. DUI arrest. Linked with Debra Winger.
Norris, Chuck. Regular at Gentlemen's Clubs. Conservative who is given to antiimmigrant statements.
Norton, Ed. "Smarter than you and happy to prove it." Linked with Helena Christensen,
Cameron Diaz, Salma Hayek, and Courtney Love.
Novak, Kim. Reportedly...well, this smacks of urban legend, but reportedly Kim Novak
had "testicular feminization syndrome" and "was genetically a male." Linked with
Sammy Davis, Jr, Cary Grant, RFK, Aly Khan, Peter Lawford, Porfirio Rubirosa, and
Frank Sinatra.
Novarro, Ramon. Killed by rough trade hustlers & left with a dildo (inscribed to him
from Rudolf Valentino) anally inserted. Linked with Greta Garbo.
Nureyev, Rudolf. "The Great Vaselino." Played all sides of the field. Linked with
Leonard Bernstein, Margot Fonteyn, Mick Jagger, Robert F. Kennedy (in a phone booth,
no less), Robert Mapplethorpe, Freddie Mercury, Anthony Perkins, and Michelle
Phillips.
Oberon, Merle. Liked her men, even while married. Linked with Jimmy Cagney,
Maurice Chevalier, Gary Cooper, Eddie Fisher, Clark Gable, Richard Harris, Rex
Harrison, Leslie Howard, David Niven, and Darryl F. Zanuck.
O'Brien, Conan. "Still a bit surprised that he has his own show. Very nice, goofy and
very nerdy still." "Horribly insecure." (Relax, Conan! All the right people think you're
cool). Linked with Courtney Cox.
O'Brien, Pat. Closet case.
O'Connor, Carol. Son overdosed on drugs.
O'Connor, Sinead. Went from heterosexual to bi_____ to avowed L______ to married
woman; where she's going now, nobody knows. Pot user. Linked with Daniel DayLewis, Peter Gabriel, Liam Neeson, and Prince.
O'Donnell, Chris. Formerly with Drew Barrymore and Sandra Bullock, although not
unacquainted with other men's members.
O'Donnell, Rosie. Finally out of the closet, which I'm sure is a great comfort to the tens
of thousands of gay men and women who might have been comforted by the gay role
model Rosie would have provided; but, obviously, making money and telling lies about
yourself is much more important than helping other people. Fangirl made good.
Unpleasant towards cast and crew any time the cameras aren't rolling. Unpleasantly
obsessed with Tom Cruise. Now openly unpleasant to everybody, down to making jokes
about people dying with cancer. A big tipper as long as she's left alone. Calls herself a

"bitch;" well, if the shoe fits, Rosie....

Oldman, Gary. Eccentric (to put it politely). Major heroin/alcohol monkey on his back.
Hygienically challenged. Linked to Isabella Rossellini & Uma Thurman (failed
marriage).
Olivier, Laurence. "Pretentious megalomaniac." FOD. Linked with Jill Esmond, Greer
Garson, Danny Kaye (a long-time partner), Vivien Leigh, and Joan Plowright.
Olmos, Edward James. Reputed child molester. Linked to Lorraine Bracco via failed
marriage.
Olsen, Mary-Kate. Eating disorder.
Olsen, Susan. DUI twice.
Onassis, Aristotle. Linked with Maria Callas, Paulette Goddard, Jackie O, Veronica
Lake,
Onassis, Jacqueline Kennedy. Had a "world-class spending fetish." Linked with Gianni
Agnelli, Warren Beatty, Marlon Brando, Pete Hamill, William Holden, JFK, RFK, Ari
Onassis, and Frank Sinatra.
O'Neal, Ryan. Prick. Pothead. Physically abusive of his women and children. Linked
with Ursula Andress, Jacqueline Bisset, Joan Collins, Britt Ekland, Mia Farrow, Farrah
Fawcett, Melanie Griffith, Anjelica Huston, Bianca Jagger, Carole King, Ali MacGraw,
Liza Minnelli, Joni Mitchell, Diana Ross, Barbra Streisand, Margaret Trudeau, and
Tuesday Weld.
O'Neal, Shaquille. Bigoted buffoon. $0.15 mind in a $100K body (see: "I've won at
every level except college and pro," and "Coach, you played?" the latter to Hall of
Famer Lenny Wilkins). Member of the Nation of Islam. Has a kept woman near
Westwood. Linked with Cindy Crawford, who he then boasted about shtupping. Boasted
about having slept with one of the Williams sisters and was then forced to admit he
lied.
O'Neal, Tatum. Heroin addict. Tried in vain to seduce Michael Jackson. Linked with
Alec Baldwin and John McEnroe.
O'Reilly, Bill. Surprisingly unintelligent, for all his bluster. Anti-Muslim
bigot. Currently helping to spread the Jews-control-the-media meme--thanks for
helping the anti-Semites, Bill.
Ormond, Julia. Cheap. Linked with Gabriel Byrne, Harrison Ford, and Brad Pitt.
Osmond, Donny. "Has had several liposuction procedures. Aggressive bottom guy.
Likes them young, hung, and blond."
Osmond, Marie. Addicted to over the counter medication. Linked with Andy Gibb and
John Schneider.

O'Toole, Peter. Incredibly filthy stage name. Recovering drunkard. Brought up as a girl
for the first twelve years of his life. Linked with Ursula Andress and Audrey Hepburn.
Pacino, Al. "A very intense guy but really kind." Face lift. Linked with Jill Clayburgh,
Beverly D'Angelo, Diane Keaton, Penelope Ann Miller, Kathleen Quinlan, Tuesday
Weld, and Debra Winger.
Palance, Jack. "Although he strikes many people as stuck-up and rude, he's really just a
very shy, quiet person who prefers his own company to that of others. Can be very nice."
Palin, Michael. All-around nice guy.
Palmenteri, Chazz. Used a personal assistant for sex (threatened to ruin her career if
she didn't), then paid her off (with De Niro's money) so she wouldn't talk.
Paltrow, Gwyneth. "Snotty, pompous, chain-smoking toothpick." Rumored to
be evil and back-stabbing to her competitors. Acts like a diva on-set and off. Rumored to
have dumped Brad over his heavy pot/X use as well as her snooty attitude towards his
lack of education. Reportedly a "favorite" of Harvey and/or Bob Weinstein.
Nymphomaniac whose cheating on Brad may have been the real reason they broke up.
Linked with Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Chris Martin (of Coldplay), Viggo Mortensen,
Brad Pitt, Prince Nicholas of Greece, Jonathan Schaech, David Schwimmer, Jerry
Seinfeld, Mark Wahlberg, and Luke Wilson.
Parker, Dorothy. Drunkard. Played the field with many men, including Robert
Benchley. Repeatedly attempted suicide.
Parker, Sarah Jessica. "Very snotty and demanding. Not a good tipper." Very
superstitious. Her relationship with Matthew Broderick seems to have gone through
some rocky periods but is more solid now; she reportedly threatened to get pregnant, at
one point, if he didn't marry her. Has made many more enemies than friends on the set
of Sex and the City. Has inverted nipples. Linked with Nicholas Cage, Robert Downey
Jr, Michael J. Fox, John-John Kennedy, and Chris Penn.
Parton, Dolly. Very easy to work with. Bi______. Good ole gal. Reportedly seduced a
13-year-old boy, which isn't cool. Linked with Billy Ray Cyrus, Burt Reynolds, Lily
Tomlin, and James Woods.
Patinkin, Mandy. Vain. Unpleasant to work with. Wife-beater. Surprisingly, I've
received a couple of e-mails about how good he was with some fans, esp. those in
wheelchairs. Maybe Mandy has a heart after all?
Patric, Jason. Heroin addict. Linked with Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Julia
Roberts, and Christy Turlington.
Paul, Sean. "One of the nicest men in show business. He's loyal to his fans and
thankful for everything he has."
Paul, Vinnie (Pantera/Damageplan). "Male whore."

Pavarotti, Luciano. "He's omnisexual, taking on women, men, and children of both
sexes. A total pig." It's a wonder he (or anyone) can find his undoubtedly stubby and
unsatisfying pizzle under the layers of deep fried Twinkies he's gorged upon.
Pearce, Guy. Pothead. Friendly to fans.
Peck, Gregory. Nice man, and openly gay-friendly in his 80s. I'd do him. Linked with
Ingrid Bergman & Audrey Hepburn.
Peckinpah, Sam. Insane; treated cast and crew horribly.
Penn, Sean. Punches out photographers; needs therapy--badly. Poetaster. Linked with
Naomi Campbell, Courtney Cox, Jewel, Elle MacPherson, Madonna (failed marriage),
Mary Stuart Masterson, Elizabeth McGovern, Susan Sarandon, and Robin Wright
(troubled marriage).
Penn & Teller. "Both friendly, very cool."
Peppard, George. Acted on the A Team, but played for the home team.
Perkins, Anthony. FOD. Linked with Tab Hunter, Rudolf Nureyev, and Victoria
Principal.
Peron, Eva. Linked with Errol Flynn.
Perry, Anne. A murderer while a teenager.
Perry, Luke. Linked with Rebecca Gayheart and Kelly Preston.
Perry, Matthew. Reportedly bulimic; also reportedly a drug/alcohol addict who is not
now quite as drug-free as he pretends to be in public. Supposedly used force on a girl,
way back when. Linked with Krista Allen, Renee Ashton, Hank Azaria, Yasmine Bleeth,
Neve Campbell, Jennifer Capriati, Shannon Doherty, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Salma
Hayek, Elizabeth Hurley, Amanda Peet, Julia Roberts, and Jamie Tarses.
Peters, Bernadette. Swings her legs on both sides of the fence.
Petty, Tom. Very cool guy, very good to those who work for him and drive him.
Pfeiffer, Michelle. "Evil, drunken bitch to staff at more than one catered event."
Reportedly was a high-priced call-girl at one time. Linked with Eric Clapton, Kevin
Costner, Harrison Ford, Michael Keaton, David E. Kelley, Val Kilmer, John Malkovich,
Fisher Stevens and Kiefer Sutherland.
Philbin, Regis. Cranky on air, worse off the air. Jealous of his co-workers.
Phillippe, Ryan. Used to be gay for pay. Pot-head. Linked with Reese Witherspoon via
marriage; she reportedly does not treat him well, and he returns the favor by chasing
other women. Shares a hooker with Rick Fox, the husband of Vanessa Williams.
Phillips, Bijou. "She is out of control--a beast. She chews with her mouth open and has
no manners." "What a total bitch she was." Cocaine abuser, and publically so. Linked

with Evan Dando, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Sean Lennon; Elijah Blue claims to have had
a three-way with her and another woman. "Known on the women's scene as a bisexual."
Phillips, Emo. "Was NOT playing a character in his act, is REALLY like that all the
time. Formerly? married to Judy Tenuta, despite her trying to hide that fact. Oh, and
also liked exposing himself to children."
Phillips, Lou Diamond. Wife left him for Melissa Etheridge; reports on how he took
this differ.
Phillips, Mackenzie. Recovering drug user. Possible L______. Linked with Mick
Jagger.
Phillips, Michelle. Drug user. Linked with Warren Beatty, Dennis Hopper, Senator John
Kerry, Jack Nicholson, Rudolf Nureyev, and Roman Polanski.
Phoenix, Joaquin. Coke user. Bad driver. "Atrocious personal hygiene and, sadly, has
developed an out of control alcohol problem." Linked with Susanna Eng.
Phoenix, River. Drug addict; died of overdose. Played from both sides of the plate.
Horrible family. Linked with Samantha Mathis and Martha Plimpton.
Piaf, Edith. Drunk and drug addict. Bisexual. "A known fascist collaborator and
supporter of the Nazi occupation forces during World War II. To what degree she was
coerced into such actions is not known." "To be fair, Piaf claimed to be working for
the Resistance while apparently collaborating." Linked with Jean Cocteau, Marlene
Dietrich, John Garfield, and Yves Montand.
Piazza, Mike. Has a taste for Latin men.
Pierce, David Hyde. FOD. "Exceptionally nice." "The most charming, humble,
wonderful man in showbiz."
Pinchot, Bronson. FOD. (I mean, duh).
Pink. Bi______ with a taste for black men. Recovering heroin addict. "Allegedly
shagging her (female) make up artist long term." Linked with Pamela
Anderson, Kristanna Loken, and Tommy Lee (hitting the bifecta of sleaze and
idiocy, I see).
Pinkett, Jada. Either Will Smith is really the type to cheat on her if she isn't watching
him all day, every day, or she's paranoid. (You make the call.) Swinger; bisexual. Linked
with Grant Hill. Married to Will Smith.
Pitt, Brad. Hygienically challenged. Hard to work with; was horrible on the set
of Devil's Own. Used to wear a chicken suit for El Pollo Loco. Reportedly broke up with
Gwyneth Paltrow over her refusal to service him orally. Reported heavy drug use. Plays
both sides of the field. Has herpes. Has wandering eyes (and other body parts). Was
arrested in 1989 for exposing himself to drivers in Malibu. Not, perhaps, the brightest of
men. Linked with Jennifer Anniston, Nicole Appleton, Geena Davis, Robin Givens,

Juliette Lewis (while she was only 16), Robin Givens, Demi Moore, Julia Ormond, and
Uma Thurman.
Poitier, Sydney. Dignified man; too cool for words. Linked with Diahanne Carroll.
Polanski, Roman. Enjoys favors of young women--very young women. (Read: teenage
girls). Raped and sodomized a 13-year-old. Difficult to work with. Linked with
Catherine Deneuve, Mia Farrow, Nastassja Kinski, Michelle Phillips, and Sharon Tate.
Pop, Iggy. Bisexual. Recovering drug addict. Exhibitionist. But nice to fans.
Pope Paul VI. Wasn't just a Pope; was also a Queen.
Pope Pius XII. Morally vile; anti-Semite who deserves as much moral condemnation as
it is possible to give for his contemptible and inexcusable actions before and during
WW2, when he could have helped the Jews of Europe but did not. Is, if there's any
justice, burning in Hell as I type this.
Porter, Cole. FOD.
Portman, Natalie. Has admitted to lusting after other woman, but claims never to have
done anything about it. (No, certainly not.) Is succesfully living the life of an ordinary
college student. I've heard a number of accounts of how modest and unassuming she is
in person, but I'm now beginning to hear stories of diva-like behavior on her part.
Ecstasy user. Linked with Hayden Christiansen, Lukas Haas, Jude Law, and Moby.
Posey, Parker. Bright woman. Using. Linked with Ryan Adams, Jimmy Fallon and
Marilyn Manson. (oh, Parker, say it ain't so!)
Poundstone, Paula. L_____; claims to be asexual and celibate.
Powell, William. Linked with Kay Francis, Jean Harlow, Carole Lombard and Myrna
Loy.
Power, Tyrone. Played both sides of the fence. Rumored to have held scat parties with
Cesar Romero and Monty Wooley. Linked with Mr. Blackwell, Truman Capote, Joan
Crawford, Doris Day, Errol Flynn, Eva Gabor, Judy Garland, Rita Hayworth, Howard
Hughes, Cesar Romero, Eva Peron, Simone Simon, Gene Tierney, Lana Turner and
Loretta Young.
Powers, Stefanie. Sexually harassed her young assistant. Linked with Timothy Dalton,
Eddie Fisher, William Holden (who beat her), David Janssen, Gary Lockwood, and
Robert Wagner.
Presley, Elvis. Slut. Pill-popper. Was once blackmailed because someone had a film of
Elvis with five women--at once. Didn't like to perform oral sex, but sure liked receiving
it. Not very good in bed. Linked with Ursula Andress, Ann-Margret, Doris Duke,
Shelley Fabares, Angela Lansbury, Juliet Prowse, Cybil Shepherd, Nancy Sinatra,
Barbara Stanwyck, Barbra Streisand, Mamie Van Doren, Tuesday Weld and Natalie
Wood.

Presley, Lisa Marie. $cientologist. Weird-ass relationship with Michael Jackson. Has
admitted to same-sex relationships and drug use. Linked with Nicholas Cage and Jeff
Goldblum.
Presley, Priscilla. $cientologist.
Preston, Kelly. Married to John Travolta. $cientologist. Formerly with George Clooney,
Kevin Costner, Luke Perry, and Charlie Sheen.
Price, Vincent. Gay; his wife was a L______.
Priestly, Jason. "Rumored to have gotten a major part bent over a producer's desk."
Drug user. Drunk. FOD. Bad tipper. Vain.
Prince. Long string of failed relationships (Apollonia, Kim Basinger, Sheena Easton,
Carmen Electra, Sherilyn Fenn, Susanna Hoffs, Madonna, Sinead O'Connor, and
Vanity), and now fallen on economic hard times. Divorcing his wife. Abuser of women.
Prince Charles. Is not unacquainted with the ways of men.
Prince Edward. FOD.
Prince Phillip. Queen's Consort. Bisexual.
Principal, Victoria. "Cold but smart woman who married her plastic surgeon." Used
casting couch to get into the profession. Former kept woman to an international criminal
financier. Had affair with Andy Gibb, Anthony Perkins, and Frank Sinatra.
Prinze, Jr., Freddie. "Reportedly has a little boy complex which includes playing with
toys and wearing a diaper in his off time. His marriage to SMG hasn't decreased the
popularity of this tale. He reportedly likes his diaper changed by males and females.
But with males, he'll only do mutual masturbation, no oral, no anal. Reportedly likes to
sleep nuzzling SMG's crotch." Bi______. Linked with Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Prowse, Juliet. Linked with John Holmes and Elvis Presley.
Puente, Tito. 40-year-long cocaine habit. (Oh, Tito, what were you thinking...?)
Quaid, Dennis. "When he's drunk he's all things sexually." Recovering alcohol & drug
addict (and is reportedly still drinking). Has a certain difficulty with that whole
"faithfulness" concept. Linked with Andie MacDowell and Meg Ryan.
Queen Latifah. L______. DUI arrest. Rumored not just to use drugs but deal them.
Admitted in an interview to selling drugs and her body when younger. "Very cool. Very
nice to the staff and fans." Linked with Lil Kim.
Queen Mother. "The Queen Mother (or Elizabeth Bowes Lyons as she was then) was
very well known in the local area (of Forfar) for being a "bike" (ie...everyone got a ride
on her) before she was married to the future King."
Quiet Riot. "Buncha unprofessional pricks."

Quinn, Anthony. Slut; generally good-natured. Physically abusive towards women,

though. Linked with Ingrid Bergman, Rita Hayworth, Carole Lombard, Mae West and
Shelley Winters.
Quinn, Colin. Racist.
Raft, George. Ties to organized crime. Linked with Lucille Ball, Marlene Dietrich,
Carole Lombard, Norma Shearer, and Mae West.
Raimi, Sam. "Sam Raimi was an INCREDIBLE person to work for. He was the best
boss in Hollywood. He was friendly, funny, VERY down to earth and normal and always
had time for his employees and fans. By far the most generous person I met in LA. He
fought with the Paramount producers to get me paid and credited even though I never
asked for it (he didn't even tell anyone he did it - his assistant told me about it)."
Ramone, Joey. Down-to-earth personality. Hygienically challenged.
Raphael, Sally Jesse. Habitual liar. Swinger during the Seventies. "A raging bitch who
treats one of her sons terribly."
Rather, Dan. Difficult to work with. Conceited.
Rawls, Lou. Arrested for physical abuse of his common law wife.
Reagan, Nancy Davis. The eminence grise(ly) in the Reagan White House. Used
astrology to determine policy decisions. Slept with Frank Sinatra in the White House
itself. Personally pro-choice but kept quiet and supported anti-choice actions for her
husband's career. Former "Hostess Girl"/prostitute for the studios when they needed to
recruit someone; reported to give the best head in Hollywood, in her day. Was pregnant
when she married Ronnie. Used pot at least once. Verbally abused her children. Linked
with Milton Berle, Yul Brynner, Clark Gable, Peter Lawford, Frank Sinatra, Spencer
Tracy, and Mike Wallace.
Reagan, Ronald. "I have never seen one man more pussy-whipped by his wife in my
life." Absent-minded, evil-by-omission man. Betrayed his fellow Hollywood stars to
red-baiters. Homophobe and racist. Rapist of Selene Walters during the 1950s. Cheated
on his wife in 1968. Symbol and figurehead of almost all that was wrong with the 1980s.
Linked with Doris Day, Nancy Davis Reagan, and Jane Wyman.
Redford, Robert. Recovering alcoholic. Formerly with Kim Basinger, Sonia Braga,
Jane Fonda, and Babs Streisand.
Reece, Gabrielle. Linked with Dean Cain and Tiger Woods.
Reed, Lou. Bisexual & serial dater of transsexuals. Drug addict. Linked to Laurie
Anderson, Nico & Suzanne Vega.
Reed, Rex. FOD. Shoplifter.
Reeves, Keanu. May be a FOD, although there are many conflicting reports on this.

Hygienically challenged. Never graduated from high school. Supposed drug use. No one
home upstairs, but it's a hell of a climb up the staircase. In person, a nice, sweet,
unassuming guy who is very generous with his money, both to the crews of his films as
well as to charities. Reportedly becoming increasingly withdrawn due to a series of
personal tragedies. Linked with Carrie-Anne Moss, Keanu Reeves, and Michael Stipe.
Reeves, Martha. Lesbian.
Reid, Tara. Known as "the new Shannon Doherty," which says it all, really. Coke (and
pot, and heroin, and everything else) user, snob, bad tipper. Into group sex. Linked with
Tom Brady, Carson Daly (oh, yuch), Heath Ledger, Ashton Kutcher, David Schwimmer,
and Jeremy Shockey (who is as much a putz as she is).
Reilly, Charles Nelson. Openly gay.
Reiner, Rob. Limping by on massive daily doses of antidepressants. Bi______.
Formerly married to Penny Marshall.
Reiser, Paul. "A total egomaniac."
Reitman, Ivan. Unpleasant person. Homophobe.
Remini, Leah. "An arrogant and demanding bitch 95% of the time. The other 5%, she's
just rude."
Reno, Janet. If rumors are to be believed, a part-time dominatrix. Reportedly a repeat
DWI offender who was never arrested because of her power. Linked with Donna
Shalala.
Reynolds, Burt. Now on very hard economic times; reportedly almost homeless. Abuser
of women. Failed marriage to and bitter divorce with Loni Anderson; linked with Kim
Basinger, Candice Bergen, Judy Carne (who he married), Doris Day, Faye Dunaway,
Chris Evert, Farrah Fawcett, Sally Field, Hal Needham, Dolly Parton, Cybill Shepherd,
Dinah Shore, Mamie Van Doren and Tammy Wynette.
Reynolds, Debbie. L____/bisexual with a taste for leather & the lash. Not a particularly
good mother to Carrie Fisher. Drunkard. Married to Eddie Fisher. Linked with Doris
Day, Glenn Ford, Agnes Moorehead, Megan Mullaly, and Robert Wagner.
Reznor, Trent. Has anger management issues. Treats the people in his band horribly
(although a couple of people who've worked with him let me know that he is often not
like that). Recovering addict. Has a thing for black women. Linked with Courtney Love.
Rhymes, Busta. Living out The Crying Game.
Ricci, Christina. Recovering anorexic; formerly burned herself with cigarettes. Has a
number of odd phobias. Linked with Johnny Depp and Moby.
Rice, Anne. Bad writer, bad dresser, bad neighbor, bad person. (In fairness, I did receive
more than one e-mail about how good she is with her fans).

Rice, Jerry. Extremely vain, although he does have a lot to be vain about. Philanderer. A
regular at certain SF massage parlors and brothels. Hits on Asian and white women at
his local gym, and in a very inappropriate and crude way. "A two-faced egomaniac."
Richards, Denise. The light's on in the attic, and it's a hell of a view, but nobody's
home. Breast implants. Clean freak/germphobic. Former Heidi Fleiss worker. Linked
with Scott Baio, Patrick Muldoon, Charlie Sheen, and John Stamos.
Richards, Keith. Heavy (former?) drug user. Zombie/undead. Linked with Mick Jagger
in a Portrait-of-Dorian-Grey fashion. LInked with Anita Pallenberg.
Richert, Nate. FOD.
Richie, Lionel. Hit his wife (although it was when he'd discovered her in bed with
another man).
Rickman, Alan. "Genuinely a nice guy, although can be difficult when he feels things
are going poorly on the set."
Ripken, Cal. Mysteriously overrated as a player (as if longevity were everything!);
physically abusive toward his wife after he caught her sleeping with Kevin Costner. Nice
to his fans, though.
Rivera, Geraldo. "World class creep and lowlife." Was born 'Jerry Rivers.' Thinks a
little too highly of himself. Switch-hitter. Linked (by his own account, at least) with
Judy Collins, Chris Evert (no, Chris, say it ain't so!), Bette Midler, Liza Minnelli, and
suppposedly a thousand others. (I suspect stat padding.)
Rivers, Joan. Curiously humorless; vain, as well. No stranger to the plastic surgeon's
knife. Apologist for Reagan et al. Warped relationship with her daughter. Cheap and
stingy. In her attempts to be funny she has turned into a crass, vulgar shrieking harridan.
(I must admit that I do get the occasional e-mail about Joan acting very nice toward
fans.)
Robbins, Tim. Boy-toy of Susan Sarandon who he reportedly abuses emotionally and
physically. Pothead.
Roberts, Doris. "Conceited."
Roberts, Eric. Oddball, perhaps because of drugs. Abuser of women. Homophobe.
Linked with Sandy Dennis.
Roberts, Julia. Has well-earned reputation for falling in love with, and just as quickly
dumping, her costars, even/especially when they're married. Drunkard and drug user.
Difficult to work with. Verydifficult to work for and drive. Has been acting badly toward
fans, too. (Of course, some fans have written in and said how nicely she acted toward
them). Does not shave her armpits. Very bad tipper (shame on you, Julia!). Plays both
sides of the field. Size queen and likes that back-door loving. Linked with Ben Bratt,
George Clooney (who she cheated on Ben Bratt with--and who among us would not?),

Daniel Day Lewis, Richard Gere, Ethan Hawke, Lyle Lovett (who she married, then
divorced, thereby breaking the poor boy's heart), Dylan McDermott, Liam Neeson,
Jason Patric, Matthew Perry, Susan Sarandon, Kiefer Sutherland (who she left on the eve
of their wedding), and Bruce Willis.
Roberts, Tanya. Alcoholic, which was the reason for her leaving/being fired from That
70s Show.
Robinson, Smoky. Has a crack habit and is a slut.
The Rock. Bisexual. "A delightful and gracious man who seems genuinely grateful
for his success." Linked (briefly) with Seann William Scott.
Rockwell, Sam. Linked with Drew Barrymore. Turned down Winona Ryder.
Roddenberry, Gene. Unpleasant martinet; repeatedly cheated on his wife, who
deserved much better. Slept with Nichelle Nichols.
Rodman, Dennis. Crossdresser. Semi-closeted bisexual, or perhaps just confused.
Reported alien. Rapist. Linked with Carmen Electra and Madonna.
Rodriguez, Michelle. Lesbian; has anger management problems.
Rodriguez, Robert. "Very nice guy, both him and his wife. Great to work for."
Rogan, Joe. Asshole. Needs repeated beatings before he's fit to rejoin the human race.
"Only known to sleep with men. Frequently the men are transvestites. Destroyed strictly
platonic relationship with Kelly Preston by constantly badgering John Travolta to get
him a movie part. When he stopped being invited to Preston and Travolta's home, he
spread rumors (false) that Travolta had come on to him and that he'd turned Travolta
down."
Rogers, Ginger. Linked with Desi Arnaz, Fred Astaire, Lew Ayres, George Gershwin,
Cary Grant, Howard Hughes, Leo McCarey, Burgess Meredith, David Niven, Jimmy
Stewart and Rudy Vallee.
Rogers, Kenny. Openly admits to enjoying using 1-900 numbers & being talked dirty
to. (Points for honesty, anyhow.)
Rogers, Mimi. $cientologist (or perhaps ex-$cientologist, according to some). Linked
with Tom Cruise.
Romano, Ray. Gambling addict. Not everybody loves Raymond....
Romero, Cesar. FOD. Rumored to have held scat parties with Tyrone Power and Monty
Wooley. Linked with Desi Arnaz and Tyrone Power.
Ronstadt, Linda. Linked with Jerry Brown, all of the Eagles, Mick Jagger, Kevin Kline,
and George Lucas.
Rooney, Mickey. Conceited. Born-again Christian. Claims to have sodomized Elizabeth
Taylor. Links to Ava Gardner, Marilyn Monroe, Norma Shearer, Gene Tierney, and Lana

Turner.
Roosevelt, Eleanor. Bi______.
Roosevelt, Franklin Delano. Had long time affair with a woman not his wife.
Roseanne. Deeply disturbed woman. Never graduated from high school. String of failed
marriages/relationships. Former prostitute; has had L____ affairs in the past. Has
claimed to suffer from MPD. Domineering towards her cast and crew. Formerly married
to Tom Arnold.
Rose-Marie (from The Dick Van Dyke Show). Bi______.
Ross, Diana. Conceited freak. Humorless jerk. Has admitted to having same-sex
relationships. Drug problems. Reported to be a very good mother, however. Diva.
Linked with Warren Beatty, Cher, Richard Gere, Berry Gordy (to advance her career),
Julio Iglesias, Michael Jackson, Ryan O'Neal, Smokey Robinson, and Gene Simmons.
Rossdale, Gavin. Closet queen. Pothead. Linked with Gwen Stefani.
Rossellini, Isabella. Refreshingly modest woman. Daughter of Ingrid Bergman. Linked
with Mikhail Baryshnikov, David Lynch, Gary Oldman and Martin Scorsese.
Roth, David Lee. Closeted (or perhaps not so) FOD.
Rourke, Mickey. "Kissing him is like kissing an ashtray." Arrogant, egotistical,
hygienically challenged punk. Vocally pro-IRA. Difficult to work with. Abuser of
women (although I was told a very persuasive argument that this isn't the case, and that
Carre Otis simply lied when she alleged that he beat her). Victim of a horrendous, failed
face-lift. Linked with Kim Basinger, Terry Farrell, Darryl Hannah, and Carre Otis.
Rubiroso, Porfirio. Liar and slut. Linked with Dolores Del Rio, Doris Duke, Zsa Zsa
Gabor, Veronica Lake, Jayne Mansfield, Marilyn Monroe, Kim Novak, and Eva Peron.
Rudd, Paul. "Wonderful with his fans."
Rush, Geoffrey. "Apparently has a bit of an ego, but is still quite pleasant
nonetheless."
Russell, Jane. Lesbian.
Russell, Keri. Reportedly very nice and professional. Linked with Scott Speedman.
Russell, Kurt. Humorless and conceited (although I've received the occasional e-mail
talking about what a regular guy he is). Compulsively cheats on POSSLQ Goldie Hawn.
Ryan, Meg. Difficult to work with: "The biggest bitch (the Against the Ropes cast) have
ever worked with in their careers!" (Several fans concur) Has a problem with alcohol.
"So rude in person...just very cold with everyone." Linked with Craig Bierko, Russell
Crowe, John Cusack, Anthony Edwards, Melissa Etheridge & Dennis Quaid.
Ryder, Winona. Hopping from musician to actor to musician with all the agility and

speed of a starved hyena targeting a limping Thompson's gazelle. One of her well-earned
Hollywood nicknames is "Wanna Ride Her?" Rumored to enjoy pleasuring herself far
more than she enjoys or is capable of being pleased by her boyfriends. Has a crudely,
stereotypically masculine approach to sex. Pothead and addicted to painkillers.
Shoplifter. Broke up with Damon because he convinced her to make a bad set of
investments, and she lost over $1 million. Has done good work with her community,
though. Bi______. Linked with Ryan Adams, Dodi al Fayeed, Beck, Bono, Ed Burns,
George Clooney, Matt Damon, Evan Dando, Daniel Day-Lewis, Johnny Depp, Robert
Downey Jr., David Duchovny, Adam Duritz, Jakob Dylan, Everlast, Jimmy Fallon, Dave
Grohl, Corey Haim, Chris Isaak, Courtney Love, Brittany Murphy, Chris Noth, Dave
Pirner, Charlie Sheen, Christian Slater, Mark Wahlberg, Paul Westerberg, Bruce Willis,
and Pete Yorn.
Sabato, Jr., Antonio. Bi______. Nice guy - except "notorious spreader of herpes,,
would screw any girl who flirts with him."
Saget, Bob. Vain; needs to be slapped, several times & hard.
Salenger, Meredith. Enjoyed the best the Harvard water polo team (men's) had to offer
while at Harvard.
Salerno-Sonnenberg, Nadja. Lesbian.
Sambora, Richie. Cokehead. Married to Heather Locklear. Linked with Cher, Courtney
Cox, and Ally Sheedy.
Sampras, Pete. Pleasant but dull. Linked with Lauren Holly, Kimberly Williams and
Bridgette Wilson.
Sanders, George. My idol. Linked with Lucille Ball, Dolores Del Rio, Doris Duke, Zsa
Zsa Gabor, Hedy Lamarr, Marilyn Monroe, and Gene Tierney.
Sapp, Warren. "Incredibly rude, does not tip, a constant cheat to his wife, has several
children born out of wedlock which he denies to this day even though paternity tests
show that the kids are his."
Sarandon, Susan. Treats her staff badly, and in public, no less, just as she does her fans.
Linked with Barry Bostwick (who slapped her around) Louis Malle, Sean Penn, Tim
Robbins (current thing, who reportedly abuses her emotionally and physically) and Julia
Roberts.
Sargent, Dick. FOD.
Savage, Fred. "Very nice; tries to hide from the public."
Savage, Michael. What an unbelievable asshole. Bigoted against everyone. Please, G-d,
strike this man dead and remind us that sometimes divine justice occurs here on Earth.
Sawyer, Diane. Contemptible woman. Linked with Warren Beatty and Patricia
Cornwell; married (beard duty) to Mike Nichols.

Scacchi, Greta. Imperious towards her personal staff. Linked with Vincent d'Onofrio
and Daniel Day Lewis.
Schaech, Jonathan. Closeted (or not so closeted, perhaps) FOD. Linked with Christina
Applegate and Gwyneth Paltrow.
Schiffer, Claudia. Three sandwiches short of a picnic basket. "Not so sweet or funny."
Linked to Prince Albert & David Copperfield (on beard patrol).
Schlessinger, Dr. Laura. Even worse than she appears. Aggressive, hypersensitive,
bossy, condescending, huge on the ego and skimpy on the tip. Hypocritical and
insufferable moralist prig of the worst order. Simply one of the most vile human beings
on the face of the planet, and an embarassment to humanity.
Schneider, Fred. FOD.
Schneider, Maria. Bi______.
Schreiber, Liev. "Unbelievable wanker. Self important jerk." (Although I've received a
few e-mails telling me that he's really a nice guy and shy rather than arrogant).
Schroeder, Rick. Drug abuser and heavy partier.
Schumacher, Joel. "Delightfully nice." FOD.
Schwarzenegger, Arnold. Unpleasant, vain conservative. Has a Nazi father. Apologist
for Kurt Waldheim. Steroid use early in his weightlifting career, as well as nude pictures
(and possibly more, as a kept man) done for gay men. Troubled marriage to Maria
Shriver. Customer with Heidi Fleiss. Given to groping women--almost pathologically so.
Engaged in orgies and other youthful hijinks when he was a competitive weightlifter. Pot
user in his youth. I've heard a few stories about him being rude to or simply blowing off
fans. Linked to Vanessa Williams.
Schwimmer, David. "Was the biggest asshole when Friends started, and still is. Very
demanding and controlling." Linked to Minnie Driver, Natalie Imbruglia, Gwyneth
Paltrow, Tara Reid, and Audrey Tatou.
Scott, George C. Linked with and physically abused Ava Gardner.
Scott, Randolph. Closet case. Linked with Mr. Blackwell, Cary Grant, Howard Hughes,
and Lupe Velez.
Scott, Seann William. FOD, and quite the little minx in high school. Linked with the
Rock and Justin Timberlake.
Seacrest, Ryan. "FOD and a BIG bottom." "He has such a larger than life ego that
it's sickening." Linked with Jeff Probst.
Seagal, Steven. "Delusional" about his own importance. Deserves to be thrashed.
Repeatedly. Jerk. Vain. Failed marriage with Kelly LeBrock, who he mistreated. Sexual
harasser. Got in bed with the Mob in a business relationship and quickly regretted it.

Violent toward the hookers he hires. Hits on underage girls.

Seger, Bob. Booze-bag, drug abuser, musical hack, beater of women, and repeat DUI
offender.
Seinfeld, Jerry. Comedian who is humorless about his penchant for young/under-age
women. Former $cientologist. Linked with Tawny Kitaen and Gwyneth Paltrow.
Selleck, Tom. Open conservativism + closet queen = hypocrisy. Has a penchant for the
rough stuff.
Sellers, Peter. Difficult to work with. Unpleasant personality. Married to Britt Ekland.
Linked with Mia Farrow, Sophia Loren, Princess Margaret, and Liza Minnelli.
Sennett, Mack. FOD.
Sevigny, Chloe. Cokehead.
Seymour, Jane. Reportedly demands the highest degree of pampering from movie & tv
show producers.
Seymour, Stephanie. Had collagen injected into her lips; supposedly a plane ride made
them explode. Linked with Warren Beatty and Axl Rose (who beat her).
Shaffer, Paul. FOD. (Or perhaps not. Accounts differ.) Not friendly to non-celebs.
Shakira. Diva. Hygienically challenged.
Shalhoub, Tony. Very, very nice man, great to work with, but very very insecure.
Shandling, Garry. "Neurotic and insecure to an insane degree." (Garry, we love you!
Don't be so hard on yourself!) Linked with Calista Flockhart.
Sharif, Omar. Sexy man. Compulsive gambler. Linked with Ingrid Bergman, Dyan
Cannon, Julie Christie, Catherine Deneuve, Ava Gardner, Sophia Loren, and Barbra
Streisand.
Shatner, William. Bi______. Depending on who you talk to, either a humorless
martinet and control freak (especially on the set of Star Trek) or a charmingly conceited
man. Seems to have become more of the latter and less of the former in recent years.
Alcoholic. Has used hookers in the past. Bad tipper.
Shearer, Norma. "Hot-blooded." Clark Gable, John Gilbert, Howard Hughes, JFK,
Burgess Meredith, David Niven, George Raft, Mickey Rooney, Jimmy Stewart and
Irving Thalberg.
Sheedy, Ally. Former bulimic, recovering drunk/drug addict. Poetaster. Bisexual. Linked
with Woody Harrelson, Rob Lowe, Demi Moore, Richie Sambora, and Eric Stoltz.
Sheen, Charlie. Claims to be a born-again Christian; former (and possibly current)
regular at Hollywood brothels and with Hollywood prostitutes. Never graduated from
high school. Really bad poet. Treats his women badly. Drug user/abuser. Linked with

Corey Haim (?!), Ginger Lynn, Kelly Preston, Denise Richards, and Winona Ryder.
Sheen, Martin. "Very genuine, very friendly and nice."
Sheila E. L______.
Shepherd, Cybil. Difficult to work with. A fun-lovin' gal while younger; engaged in a
three-way at least once. Linked with Gloria Allred, Peter Bogdanovich, Jeff Bridges,
Charles Grodin, Don Johnson,Larry McMurtry, Elvis Presley, Burt Reynolds, and Bruce
Willis.
Shields, Brooke. Very had to work for: "Nothing is ever good enough for Princess."
Bi______. Bizarre and currently fractured relationship with her domineering mother.
Claimed virginity long past anyone thought it likely or possible, especially those at
Princeton who knew of her relationship with Dean Cain. Was paid by Michael Jackson
and George Michael to act the beard for them. A harridan for a mother. Very friendly and
polite in person. Also linked with Andre Agassi, Prince Albert of Monaco, Dodi al
Fayeed, Woody Harrelson, John-John Kennedy, Julian Lennon, George Michael (beard
duty), Liam Neeson, David Strickland, and John Travolta.
Shore, Pauly. Really is as stupid as he appears to be, and far more unpleasant. Customer
at Heidi Fleiss' brothel.
Shue, Andrew. Linked with Courtney Thorne Smith.
Shue, Elizabeth. Hygienically challenged. Has begun acting increasingly erratic; "very
cold and aloof to fans." "Nasty disposition." Linked with Val Kilmer. Posed/poses for
naughty pictures.
Siegfried and Roy. Semi-closeted FODs. Poor tippers.
Silverstone, Alicia. Insecure. Pothead. Rumored to be L____. "Hyper-neurotic
vegetarian." "A member of the Forum, a $cientology-like cult." Linked with Benicio Del
Toro, Brendan Fraser and Adam Sandler (oy, Alicia...).
Simmons, Gene. Slut; has nude pictures of over 1000 of his conquests. Good
businessman. Linked with Cher, Liza Minnelli, Diana Ross, and Shannon Tweed.
Simmons, Richard. So far out he's on the other side. Stalker of Babs Streisand.
Unrequited crush on David Letterman.
Simmons, Russell. Swinger with men and women. Linked with LL Cool J.
Simon, Carly. Linked with Warren Beatty, Mick Jagger, Kris Kristofferson, and James
Taylor (who she is back together with)
Simon, Paul. Humorless personality. Failed marriage to Carrie Fisher. Currently married
to Edie Brickell. Linked with Shelley Duvall and various nameless boys.
A Simple Plan. Sluts who tape their conquests.
Simpson, Jessica. The embodiment of "10 cent brain in a million dollar body," and not

a particularly nice ten cents, either. (As in, not nice to people). Ketamine user.
Simpson, Orenthal James (OJ). Murdered his ex-wife and her bedmate-of-theevening; bold-facedly lies about it. Either delusional or sociopathic. Anti-Semitic.
Linked with Maude Adams and Tawny Kitaen.
Sinatra, Frank. Misogynist. Never graduated from high school. Pals with organized
crime figures and made men; used his mob connections to get his role in From Here To
Eternity. Mistreater of countless woman. Pimped for JFK & RFK. Marriages/affairs to
Lauren Bacall, Jacqueline Bisset, Doris Day, Angie Dickinson, Marlene Dietrich, Patty
Duke, Mia Farrow, Eva and Zsa Zsa Gabor, Ava Gardner, Judy Garland, Merv
Griffin, Grace Kelly, Peggy Lee, Shirley Maclaine, Marilyn Monroe, Kim Novak, Jackie
O, Victoria Principal, Nancy Reagan (while in the White House, no less), Jill St. John,
Elizabeth Taylor, Lana Turner, Gloria Vanderbilt, Tuesday Weld and Natalie Wood
(while she was a teenager).
Singleton, John. Physically abused his wife. Slut. Slept with every extra he could lay
his hands on at the set of Shaft.Linked with Tyra Banks.
Sinise, Gary. Former drug user. Says a former coworker: "Truly white trash. He and
his wife were absolute pigs, and rather condescending."
Sisqo. Bi______. Travels with an interesting collection of sex toys.
Sizemore, Tom. Has probably spent more on prostitutes than I've made in the last ten
years. Treats them badly, too--is into emotionally and physically abusing them. Wifebeater. Recovering heroin addict. Linked with (did not cheat on his wife with) Elizabeth
Hurley and Heidi Fleiss.
Skye, Ione. Claims to have become a lesbian after divorcing Adam Horowitz. Linked
with Jenni Shimizu.
Slater, Christian. Recovering and seemingly current alcoholic and drug user. Abuser of
women. Linked with Christina Applegate, Patricia Arquette, Courtney Cox, Mary Stuart
Masterson, Samantha Mathis, Winona Ryder, and Christy Turlington.
Smith, Anna Nicole, The Widow (TWANS). Never graduated from high school.
Former prostitute & stripper; recovering (current?) alcohol & drug addict. Breast
implants. Several beers short of a six-pack. Has had l______ affairs. Married an old man
to get his money; a spendthrift. Just a sad, pitiful woman. Linked with Robin Leach and
Donald Trump.
Smith, Bessie. Bi______.
Smith, Jeff (The Frugal Gourmet). Unpleasant, vain personality; sexual harasser and
pederast.
Smith, Kevin. "Super nice guy." Hilarious story-teller. Always nice to fans.
Smith, Liz. L______. Does not write her own column.

Smith, Robert. Notoriously bad in bed.

Smith, Will. No longer refreshingly down-to-earth and unpretentious, his stardom has
now gone to his head, and he's turned into a raging, vain asshole. "A swinger, along with
his wife." Bisexual. Lying about his age. Linked to Jada Pinkett.
Smits, Jimmy. Possible drug abuse or AIDS or both. Linked with Jane Fonda.
Snipes, Wesley. Has used hookers in the past. Very bad tipper. May possibly be switchhitting.
Solti, Sir George. "Hung like a horse and a darling of the divas."
Somers, Suzanne. Was victim of horrendous death threats from ABC for asking for
more money after first season of Three's Company. Drug abuser.
Sorbo, Kevin. Playing for the home team.
Sorkin, Aaron. Recovering and struggling drug addict. (Of course, that's divine
punishment for his abandoning Sports Night like he did.)
Sorvino, Mira. Reportedly difficult to work with. Refused to act alongside Ellen
DeGeneres because she's afraid of somehow being linked with Ellen in the public's eye.
Linked with Kevin Costner, Willem Dafoe, Val Kilmer, John Leguizamo, & Quentin
Tarantino.
Soul, David. Wife-beater and necrophiliac. (so the rumor goes, anyhow)
Spacey, Kevin. Way back in the closet--behind your old sneakers--that's where Kevin's
hiding. Likes his men young. Very young. Linked with Colin Farrell, Rupert Graves,
Helen Hunt, Bebe Neuwirth, and Bryan Singer.
Spade, David. Highly neurotic and self-involved; filled with schadenfreude and ill-will
for other comics.
Spader, James. No one will ever love James as much as James loves himself.
Spears, Britney. Very stingy (although I'm hearing reports that this is not always true).
Breast implants; uses padded costumes to enhance the effect. Has been known to enjoy
marijuana (and coke, and E, and etc etc etc) on occasion. Chain-smoker. Has let her
fame go to her head and become a beeyotch. Per Justin Timberlake, her mouth was
deflowered a long time before the rest of her body was; Justin dumped her once he was
told--by Christina Aguilera, no less, if my source is to be believed--that she
was shtupping their shared choreographer, Wade Robson. Also linked with Ben Affleck
(who she shtupped while still seeing Timberlake), Colin Farrell, Jeff Gordon, Jared Leto,
and Marcus Schenkenberg. (Gads, what horrible taste in men! Not a brain cell among
them.) Also linked with Jenna Jameson. (Oh, the visuals from that one....)
Spelling, Tori. Hilariously bad actress using her father's money to buy herself a new
nose, breasts and career. Sexually linked with her brother (yuch--that's so nasty on so

many levels). Linked with Jean-Claude van Damme.

Spiner, Brent. Generally very nice and friendly to everyone. Reportedly linked with
Gates McFadden, Marina Sirtis, and numerous others. Also reportedly a very closeted
Friend of Dorothy.
Springfield, Rick. Physically abused his wife. Had an affair with a 15-year-old Linda
Blair.
Stallone, Frank. $cientologist.
Stallone, Sly. Underendowed, and has a taste for prostitutes. Hard to work with. Crudely
hit on and was humiliatingly dissed by Uma Thurman. Once dumped his wife via FedEx. Starred in soft-core porn film. Has a bad bed-side manner. His hired help are not
allowed to look at him during his parties. Into water sports (as if we couldn't think even
less of Sly....) "Sly is a submissive crossdresser and leather opera glove fetishist."
Linked with Pamela Anderson, Naomi Campbell, Janice Dickinson, Farrah Fawcett,
Mary Hart, Brigitte Nielsen, and Janine Turner.
Stamos, John. Bisexual. Linked with Paula Abdul, Natasha Henstridge, Demi
Moore, and Rebecca Romijn Stamos.
Stamos, Rebecca Romijn. Bi______. "Has one of the coolest down to earth
personalities." Linked with John Stamos.
Stamp, Terence. Linked with Candice Bergen, Jacqueline Bisset, Julie Christie, and
Joan Collins.
Stanwyck, Barbara. Married Robert Taylor in a beard-merkin arrangement. Linked
with Jean-Pierre Aumont, Humphrey Bogart, Frank Capra, Gary Cooper, Joan Crawford,
Marlene Dietrich, Glenn Ford, Edith Head, William Holden, Al Jolson, Elvis
Presley, Nancy Sinatra, and Robert Wagner.
Steele, Danielle. Linked with George Hamilton.
Steenburgen, Mary. Married to Ted Danson; formerly married to Malcolm McDowell.
Stefani, Gwen. Playing for the hometeam. When with men, can only achieve
satisfaction through anal sex. "Very insecure and neurotic." "A shoplifter and a
hardcore bitch." Linked with Adam Duritz and Gavin Rossdale.
Stern, Howard. Reportedly nice guy despite his asshole act and demeanor. Separated
from his wife, in part because of his monomaniacal work habits and in part because of
his affair with a stripper. Linked with Angie Everhart and Robin Quivers.
Stevens, Connie. Linked with Eddie Fisher and John McCain.
Stevenson, Parker. FOD. Linked with Kirstie Alley.
Stewart, Jimmy. "He was a remarkable actor, but not a generous one." Linked with
Olivia De Havilland, Marlene Dietrich, Jean Harlow, Rita Hayworth, Katharine

Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Ginger Rogers, Simone Simon and Loretta Young.
Stewart, Kordell. FOD.
Stewart, Martha. Unpleasant personality. Said to have a taste for much younger men.
Bisexual, and likes group sex. Tax-dodger. Inside trader.
Stewart, Patrick. Reportedly temperamental, although not to his fans, who he is quite
charming to. Said to pack one of the largest weapons in Hollywood. Hits on everyone in
sight. Possible involvement with Whoopi Goldberg.
Stewart, Rod. "The cheapest man in rock and roll." "Swaggering, pineapple-haired
string bean." Vain; recovering (current?) drug addict. Possibly B_______. Bad,
neglectful father. Was dumped and divorced by Rachel Stewart because he'd turned into
a boring old fart. Linked with Britt Ekland, Kelly Emberg, Rachel Hunter, Mick Jagger,
Kelly LeBrock, and Joanna Lumley.
Stiles, Julia. Has already, at her young age, learned the meaning of the word
"unfaithful."
Stiller, Ben. "Uptight prick." Linked with Janeane Garofalo, Christine Taylor, and
Jeanne Tripplehorn.
Sting. "Humorless prat." Hygienically challenged. Nice man. Good tipper. Swinger.
Stipe, Michael. Massive cokehead. Rumored to prefer the company of gentlemen, and is
now admitting it. Hygienically challenged. "Vile creature...I watched him belittle a radio
station worker unless she'd service some of the crew on the bus." (I've received some emails from people who challenge this, saying that it would be quite out of character for
him). Bad tipper. Reportedly linked with Helena Christensen, Toni Collette, Stephen
Dorf, Natalie Merchant (who apparently was quite unpleasantly obsessed with Stipe, and
for a long time), River Phoenix, and Keanu Reeves.
Stoltz, Eric. Jerk. (Or, "He was really really nice to us and a HUUUUGE tipper.")
Linked with Cher, Susanna Eng, Bridget Fonda, Helen Hunt, Laura Linney (he helped
break up her marriage), and Ally Sheedy.
Stone, Oliver. Disingenuous drug fiend and alcoholic. Vain. Closet case. Regular at
certain Hollywood brothels. Arrested for DUI. Has a thing for Asian women. Rent boy
when he first came to Hollywood.
Stone, Sharon. "She had a mattress on her back to get to the top in Hollywood."
Unpleasant personality--over-full of herself. Steals quotes and does not give attribution;
steals jewelry and does not return it. Given to quickly selecting and then rejecting men,
based on what they can do for her and what & how much they can buy her. Difficult to
work with. Has had a tendency to tv shop for her one night stands--sees them on tv, rents
a room, and then has her selections told to meet her there. Poor tipper. Breast implants.
Dope smoker. Power-obsessed. Used the casting couch to get roles and her way on the
set. Linked with Prince Albert of Monaco, Adrien Brody, Russell Crowe, Dwight

Yoakam and Dweezil Zappa; reportedly nailed Bill Clinton on election night.
Stowe, Madeleine. Married to Brian Benben.
Streep, Meryl. Linked with Ed Begley, Jr, Kevin Kline, Jack Nicholson, and
Christopher Walken.
Streisand, Barbara. "Everything she sings is charged with self-loving vulgarity." Vain
& egotistical harridan; legendary for being difficult to work with--perhaps the worst
such in the history of Hollywood. Grotesquely bad taste in interior decorating. Notorious
tightwad despite her wealth. Had a videotape of her having sex with two-bit actor James
Brolin stolen from her house. Affairs with Andre Agassi, Warren Beatty, James Brolin,
Richard Burton, Gary Busey, Bill Clinton,Clint Eastwood, Sam Elliott, Milos Forman,
Richard Gere, Elliott Gould, Peter Jennings, Don Johnson, Kris Kristofferson, George
Lucas, Liam Neeson, Ryan O'Neal, Elvis Presley, Robert Redford, Omar Sharif, Tommy
Smothers, Pierre Trudeau and Peter Weller.
Sturges, Preston. Hated Aleister Crowley, who was involved with Sturges' mother.
Styx. "Stuck in the Seventies. Thought they were the hugest act in the world."
Sutherland, Kiefer. Bi______. Drunk. "A little distant. Has a temper." "Extremely shy,
not 'distant.'" Linked with Jaid Barrymore, Sherilyn Fenn, Angelina Jolie, Michelle
Pfeiffer & Julia Roberts.
Swain, Dominique. Playa.
Swank, Hilary. $cientologist. Married to Chad Lowe.
Swanson, Gloria. Linked with Wallace Beery, Joe Kennedy, Sr., and Ari Onassis.
Swanson, Kristi. Linked with David Spade. DUI.
Swayze, Patrick. $cientologist. FOD. Alcohol problem.
Tarantino, Quentin. Egotistical and unpleasant (although reportedly quite good at oral
sex). Never graduated from high school. Crudely hits on many, many women. Admitted
drug user (pot and E). Linkedwith Margaret Cho (who says he's great in bed) and Mira
Sorvino (who QT didn't treat well).
Taylor, Elizabeth. Abused by her father (not sexually) as a child. Addicted to
painkillers. Helped to ruin Richard Burton. Ambiguous/weird relationship with Michael
Jackson. "Often tried to turn gay men straight, as with Monty Clift and Rock
Hudson. She has been a life-long escort for gay men." Linked with Carl Bernstein,
Montgomery Clift, Eddie Fisher, Malcom Forbes, George Hamilton, Rock Hudson,
Peter Lawford, Victor Mature, Mickey Rooney, Frank Sinatra, and Rod Steiger.
Taylor, Lawrence. Cokehead.
Taylor, Nikki. "Dumb as dirt, but the sweetest, funniest, nicest girl."
Tesh, John. Vacant, vain talking head; talentless "musician." Germ-crazy.

Theron, Charlize. Enjoys "adult toys" and ganja and threesomes on occasion. Linked
to David Arquette, Aaron Eckhart, George Clooney, Keanu Reeves, Stuart Townsend,
and Dwight Yoakam.
Thicke, Alan. Pothead.
Thomas, Jonathan Taylor. FOD.
Thomas, Philip Michael. Difficult to work with. Conceited. (Though I'm told that
recently he's become far more professional and accommodating). Wife-beater.
Thompson, Emma. Graceful ex-wife to Kenneth Branagh. For some years she tested
Stephen Fry's celibate gay status by parading naked in front of him. Bisexual. Linked
with Anthony Hopkins & Jonathan Pryce.
Thompson, Fred. Jerk.
Thorne Smith, Courtney. Linked with Andrew Shue.
Thornton, Billy Bob. Dumped his wife (who he abused both physically and
emotionally) like a load of three-day-old shrimp once he got famous. Recovering
anorexic. (There are conflicting accounts as to who is to blame for Thornton's divorce of
his first wife; either he is physically and emotionally abusive or she is a violent
psychopath and habitual liar) Drug user. Has a pathological fear of antiques and dirty
silverware. "God, he's fuckin' batty, but he's just as nice as he can be." Linked with
Laura Dern and Angelina Jolie.
Thurman, Uma. Never graduated from high school. Cokehead and alcoholic. Has
enjoyed the favors of a number of men--a large number. Linked with Nicholas Cage,
John Cusack, Robert De Niro, Robert Downey Jr, Richard Gere, Ethan Hawke (whose
baby she bore), Timothy Hutton, Mick Jagger, Don Johnson, Judd Nelson, Gary Oldman
(failed marriage), Brad Pitt, Sam Shepard, and Donnie Wahlberg.
Tiegs, Cheryl. Face lift.
Tilly, Jennifer. Very nice person.
Timberlake, Justin. A mental lightweight; "has become an asshole with fame."
Bi______; "bottom, and a screamer." Smokes blunts (which Nelly introduced him to)
and does a massive amount of coke. Linked with Christina Aguilera, Kate Bolin,
Cameron Diaz, Enrique Igelsias (yum!), Janet Jackson, Alyssa Milano, Seann William
Scott (at the VMAs), and Britney Spears.
Tomlin, Lily. Hollywood's most openly Closeted L_____, although she has now
admitted it, openly, in at least one interview. Rude to her drivers. "Needs a little
handholding sometimes but an absolutely LOVELY woman who was a breeze to work
with." Linked with Dolly Parton.
Townsend, Stuart. "When he was briefly included in the cast of Lord of the Rings, he
spent his evenings in bars. When he spotted a lady he was interested in, he would walk

up to her and say, 'I'm in Lord of the Rings, want to give me a blowjob?'"
Tracy, Spencer. Long-running affair with Katharine Hepburn while he was married;
Catholic hypocrite who wouldn't divorce his wife during his affairs. Difficult to work
with. Alcoholic. Linked with Ingrid Bergman, Joan Crawford, Judy Garland, Paulette
Goddard, Grace Kelly, Nancy Davis Reagan, Gene Tierney and Loretta Young.
Travanti, Daniel. "Was known as "miss hoo-hoo" on the set of hill street blues
because the moment the camera stopped rolling, the straight mask dropped."
Travis, Randy. FOD.
Travolta, John. Reportedly a nice man, but $cientologist and disingenuous about it.
Reportedly a closet queen. Never graduated from high school. Difficult to work with.
Linked with Gerard Depardieu, Richard Gere, Marilu Henner, Hugh Jackman (well, if
so, John's got good taste in men, at least.) Olivia Newton-John, Kelly Preston (his wife
and fellow $cientologist), Brooke Shields, and Debra Winger.
Trebek, Alex. "As smart as you'd think, but a bit imperious."
Triple H. (He's a wrassler). Bisexual. "Buggering all the McMahons."
Trump, Donald. Focus of evil in the modern world. Embodies much that is wrong with
America. Short-fingered vulgarian. Linked with TWANS.
Trump, Ivanka (daughter). Bulemic.
Tucker, Tanya. Recovering/current drug and/or alcohol addict. Linked with Glen
Campbell.
Turlington, Christy. "Self-righteous snob." Alternatively, "she was nothing less than
lovely to work with. Patient, polite, and incredibly unpresumptuous." Linked with Ed
Burns, Jason Patric, and Christian Slater.
Turner, Janine. Reportedly anorexic. Reportedly can be had as a kept woman for the
right (high) price. A germophobe. Conservative Bush supporter. Formerly with Sly
Stallone, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Troy Aikman, Mark Grace, Alec Baldwin. Currently
with the son of Jerry Jones, Jr.
Turner, Kathleen. Drinking problem; may have fallen off the wagon, which is a shame
if true.
Turner, Lana. Good mother; helped get her daughter off for the killing of Lana's mobconnected boyfriend. Linked with Desi Arnaz, Leonard Bernstein, Richard Burton, Sean
Connery, Tommy Dorsey, Kirk Douglas, Errol Flynn, Clark Gable, Ava Gardner, John
Garfield, Howard Hughes, Fernando Lamas, Peter Lawford, Dean Martin, Victor
Mature, Tyrone Power, Mickey Rooney, Artie Shaw, Frank Sinatra, Robert Taylor, Mel
Torme and Robert Wagner.
Turner, Tina. Lesbian post-Ike (quite understandable, if true).

Twain, Shania. Nasty personality. Former kept woman. Acted very badly iwhen she
visited Australia a few years back.
Tyler, Liv. "A snob and a whinger." Emphatically enjoying her youth with nearly any
cute boy or man within reach. Linked with Evan Dando, Joaquin Phoenix, and Bruce
Willis.
Tyler, Stephen. Recovering drug addict; penchant for oral sex (giving) has led to std on
his tongue and throat. Throws tantrums backstage if caterer screws up. May be so jaded,
sexually, that he requires porn of young performers to arouse him.
Tyson, Mike. A good argument for retroactive abortion. Abuser of women and rapist.
Failed marriage to Robin Givens. Linked with Naomi Campbell and Robin Givens.
Ullman, Liv. Linked with Warren Beatty, Ingmar Bergman, Jerry Brown, Henry
Kissinger, and Gene Simmons (yes, the Gene Simmons of Kiss, BION).
Urban, Karl. "Extremely nice in person. Good with his fans."
Usher. Diva.
Valentino, Rudolf. "Hung like a cricket." Bisexual. Worked as an escort and was a kept
man for a time before he made it big in Hwood. Incredible spendthrift. Linked with
Marion Davies and Pola Negri.
Van Damme, Jean Claude. Hygienically challenged. Vain. Drug addict and alcoholic.
FOD and reportedly HIV+, but thinks he's been cured by G-d. Hard to work with. Wife
beater. "A cheap bully." Pays hookers to dominate him. Linked with Jewel and Tori
Spelling.
Van Der Beek, James. Former escort. Closet case. One of his recent birthday presents
was John Wesley Shipp's favors. Also linked with Katie Holmes.
Van Dien, Casper. "A lying, cheating dog." Physically abused his wife.
Van Doren, Mamie. Good old girl. Linked with Warren Beatty, Bo Belinski, Johnny
Carson, Dick Contino, Tony Curtis, Jack Dempsey, Eddie Fisher, Rock Hudson, Tom
Jones, Steve McQueen, Joe Namath, Jack Palance, Elvis Presley, and Burt Reynolds.
Vandross, Luther. FOD.
Van Johnson. FOD.
Van Morrison. "What a talent. What a singer. What a songwriter. What a pain in the
arse."
Van Susteren, Greta. Vain. Dull. $cientologist.
Vaughn, Vince. Has a problem with the bottle. "Drunk, abusive, talented prick. Can be
uncomfortably racist, sexist, and homophobic." And apparently has been seen hitting
on men. Linked with Joey Lauren Adams, Cameron Diaz and Anne Heche.

Veidt, Conrad. Bisexual. Former transvestite and cocaine user.

Velez, Lupe. Former prostititute. Nymphomaniac. Committed suicide via choking on an
overdose of pills. Linked with Charlie Chaplin, Gary Cooper, Jack Dempsey, Douglas
Fairbanks Jr, Douglas Fairbanks Sr, Errol Flynn, Clark Gable, John Gilbert, Jack
Johnson, Bert Lahr, Clayton Moore, Erich Maria Remarque, Edward G. Robinson,
Randolph Scott, and Johnny Weissmuller.
Vereen, Ben. Nice guy, very good to his fans.
Vidal, Gore. FOD, and not secret about it. Nailed Jack Kerouac.
Vigoda, Abe. The demi-urge.
Villechaize, Herve. Alcoholic. Abuser of women and was abused by them.
Wagner, Jack. FOD
Wagner, Robert. Possible early same-sex affair with Clifton Webb and later one with
Christopher Walken. Linked with Joan Collins, Stefanie Powers, Debbie Reynolds, Jill
St. John, Barbara Stanwyck, Lana Turner, and Natalie Wood.
Wahlberg, Mark. Cokehead and booze-bag. Enjoys exposing himself in public places.
Has anger-management problems. Biased against the Japanese and once took out the eye
of an old Vietnamese man. Used to "beat fags" in Southie. Linked with Jessica Alba,
Jordana Brewster, Gwyneth Paltrow, Winona Ryder & Uma Thurman.
Walken, Christopher. Happy pothead. (And according to one correspondent,
hygienically challenged). Linked with Meryl Streep, Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood.
Walker, Alice. Playing both sides of the field. Linked with Tracy Chapman.
Walker, Paul. Bisexual. Hung. Linked with Tyrese.
Walters, Barbara. "Unpleasant, foul-mouthed, stingy." Self-centered, abusive towards
her staff and to the crew of airplanes she's flying on, and cheap. No sense of humor, and
hates being teased about "Baba Wawa." "Closeted lesbian of many years."
Ward, Sela. Linked with Richard Dean Anderson and Peter Weller.
Warhol, Andy. FOD.
Warner, Kurt. (QB of the St. Louis Rams) Anti-Semite.
Warwick, Dionne. Pot smoker. Lesbian; linked with Marlene Dietrich.
Washington, Denzel. Faithfulness to his wife is not a concept with which Mr.
Washington is a familiar. Cruelly and quite chauvinistically crushed his wife's dreams of
a singing career. Taps his female costars and then runs. Bisexual "but only when coked
up."
Waters, John. FOD. Pope of Bad Taste.
Watts, Naomi. Linked with Nicole Kidman and Heath Ledger.

Wayne, John. Conservative; sometimes showed a refreshingly modest outlook & sense
of humor, though. Alcoholic. Reported crossdresser. Had a weak spot for Latinas. Racist.
Draft dodger during WW2. Got fooled by Christine Jorgensen (look it up, kids), hit on
her, and nearly went on a date with her. Linked with Joan Crawford, Marlene Dietrich,
Paulette Goddard, and Carmen Miranda.
Weaver, Sigourney. Very good with fans.
Webb, Jack. Any early (1946) crusader (via his radio show "One Out of Seven") against
racial, ethnic, and religious prejudice. Raped Mamie van Doren and possibly other
women.
Weinstein, Harvey. Hard to work for.
Weisz, Rachel. Linked with Darren Aronofsky and Sam Mendes.
Welch, Raquel. "Evil to the core." Breast implants and "silicone from the ankles up."
Very difficult to work with; prima donna wannabe. Linked with Richard Burton.
Weld, Tuesday. Drunkard and drug abuser. Linked with Raymond Burr, Richard Gere,
Dennis Hopper, Gary Lockwood, Sal Mineo, Dudley Moore, Ryan O'Neal, Al Pacino,
Elvis Presley, and Frank Sinatra.
Welk, Lawrence. "A real hardass...cruel to the band members and other employees. A
regular fascist."
Welles, Orson. Unhappy man who deserved better in life. Didn't treat his women well,
though. Possibly the Black Dahlia murderer. Linked with Lucille Ball, Dolores Del Rio,
Marlene Dietrich, Judy Garland, Rita Hayworth, Billie Holliday. Eartha Kitt, Marilyn
Monroe, and Gloria Vanderbilt.
Wells, Dawn. (You know, MaryAnn from Gilligan's Island) "A doll. Lovely woman,
great sense of humor and very upfront. Very gentle and sweet."
West, Mae. Reported to be either a hermaphrodite or a very well-made up transvestite.
(Hey, don't look at me like that, I'm not making this stuff up.) Liked daily high colonics.
In her later years liked to enjoy the company of "large black men." Linked with Max
Baer, Gary Cooper, Jack Dempsey, Duke Ellington, Cary Grant, Oscar Hammerstein,
Harry Houdini, Jack Johnson, Joe Louis, David Niven, Anthony Quinn, George Raft,
and Bugsy Siegel.
West, Shane. Bisexual. "Has a fetish for blood, and enjoys dressing in gothic attire
during sex."
White, Betty. "Absolute sweetheart."
White, Vanna. Former kept woman. Intellectually challenged. Has had L_____ affairs;
"gives the best head in Hollywood." Former regular at the Playboy Mansion, where she
did just about everything imaginable. Hired hookers for three-ways with her husband.
Linked with Corbin Bernsen.

Williams, Barry. Unpleasantly stuck-up over the Brady Bunch, all these years later.
Williams, Billy Dee. Abuser of women.
Williams, Kimberly. Linked with Pete Sampras.
Williams, Robbie. "FOD, camp muscle queen."
Williams, Robin. Recovering alcoholic & drug addict. Supposedly one of Hollywood's
nicest men, although there are conflicting reports on this. Reportedly gave girlfriend
VD. Reportedly hygienically challenged. "Borrows" jokes and shtick from other
comedians.
Williams, Tennessee. FOD. Alcoholic.
Williams, Vanessa. Linked with Rick Fox, Michael Jordan, and Arnold Schwarzenegger
(who she casting couched to get the role in Eraser).
Williamson, Kevin. FOD.
Willis, Bruce. His separation from Demi Moore was extremely bitter. Former bartender
and reportedly a former male escort. Rumored to like boys, strippers, and group scenes.
Generally vain & unpleasant person. Difficult to work with. Cheapskate (although, as is
always the case with allegations like this, I've received a few reports to the contrary).
Linked with Lara Flynn Boyle, Kim Cattrall, Milla Jovovich,Julia Roberts, Winona
Ryder, and Liv Tyler.
Wilson, Luke. "Dumb. Very dumb." Linked with Drew Barrymore, Lauren Holly, and
Gwyneth Paltrow.
Wilson, Owen. Has used hookers in the past, who report that he's great in bed. Heroin
addict. Linked with Sheryl Crow, Susanna Eng, and Gina Gershon.
Winfrey, Oprah. Rumored to be a closeted L_____. Has used drugs in the past, but is
not (reportedly) a recovering addict. Is very generous to her staff (although one e-mail
correspondent told me that she's generous "only to a select few of her staff" and that she
is not friendly to her studio audience or guests). Self-admittedly promiscuous as a
teenager, and had an abortion while a teen. Refuses to give any more money to
Tennessee State University after the TSU President ignored Winfrey's somewhat
stringent conditions for accepting the money.
Winger, Debra. "Sad, lonely, sort of angry/mean and rather fearsome." Difficult to work
with. Switch-hitter. Linked with Timothy Hutton, Bob Kerrey, Nick Nolte, Al Pacino,
and John Travolta.
Winkler, Henry. "The nicest man in showiz" (although he did not conduct himself well
during a Dallas radio telethon). Germophobe. Linked with Nancy Spungen.
Winslet, Kate. Acted very well toward non-celebs on a recent trip to
Australia. Drug use. Linked with Leonardo DiCaprio and Sam Mendes.

Winters, Jonathan. Some have found him hard to work with. A logistics officer in Viet
Nam described him as "a genuine guy who paid his own way to entertain the troops."
Winters, Shelley. Linked with Marlon Brando, Ronald Colman, Sean Connery, Robert
De Niro, Albert Finney, Errol Flynn, Clark Gable, John Garfield, Sterling Hayden,
William Holden, Howard Hughes, Burt Lancaster, Anthony Quinn, and Lawrence
Tierney.
Witherspoon, Reese. Did not act well in the immediate wake of the 9/11 attacks. On-set
is as nice as can be to work with and for. "Truly nice in person." "Absolute doll, very
easy to work with." Linked with Ryan Philippe, who she does not treat well.
Wonder, Stevie. Slut. Gave his (now ex-) girlfriend herpes.
Wood, Elijah. A very nice man. FOD, seen with Franka Potente to forestall rumors of
his liking men, specifically long-term partner Dominic Monaghan. I've recently received
some reports of his flirting with women, which could be rumor control on his part or (in
my view more likely) evidence that he's actually bisexual.
Wood, Natalie. Had trouble remaining faithful to her men. Raped by Kirk Douglas
when she was 14. Linked with Warren Beatty, Jerry Brown, Raymond Burr, James Dean,
Dennis Hopper, Tab Hunter, Steve McQueen, Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Robert
Wagner, and Christopher Walken.
Woods, James. Vain. Political fascist, and not an intelligent one, either. Difficult to
work with. Abuser of women. Has a taste for multiples. Linked with Heather Graham,
Dolly Parton, Nicollette Sheridan & Sean Young.
Woods, Tiger. Emotionally and mentally immature, for all his skill and composure on
the golf course. Cheap and a bad tipper for all his millions. Greedy. Has a thing for
gambling, strippers, hookers, and porn. Very rude to the little people. Has a jones for
blonde white women. Lacks any kind of social conscience.
Wyle, Noah. Closeted FOD, or so the story goes. Also supposed to have a thing for
older women.
Xuxa. Hates the kids on her show. Flashed some skin in a movie once, but never did
porn. Linked to John-John Kennedy.
Yoakam, Dwight. Hygienically challenged. Emotionally (and possibly physically)
abusive towards women. Hard to work with, and throws tantrums if his tea isn't fresh.
Linked with Sheryl Crow, Karen Duffy, Bridget Fonda, Winona Judd, Sharon Stone, and
Charlize Theron.
Young, Loretta. Sanctimonious goody-goody, but had a child by Clark Gable and
claimed she adopted the child.
Young, Robert. Alcoholic.
Young, Sean. Difficult to work with. Pot user.

Young, Steve. Bisexual.

Zane, Billy. Hard to work with. Friendly to fans, though. Switch-hitter. Linked with
Kate Moss.
Zappa, Dweezil. Linked with Sandra Bullock, Lisa Loeb & Sharon Stone.
Zellweger, Renee. Cokehead, and none too bright. (But nice nonetheless).
Anorexic/bulimic. Supposedly worked as a stripper in Austin (Texas) for a time.
Linked with Jim Carrey, George Clooney, and Jack White (of the White Stripes).
Zombie, Rob. A very nice man.

Feuds, Rivalries & Hatreds

Dan Ackroyd vs Woody Allen (Over Soon-yi)
Ben Affleck vs British royalty
Ben Affleck vs P. Diddy (Over Jennifer Lopez. Honestly, fellas, is that the best you can
do?)
Ben Affleck vs Rob Schneider (B. said that "Pearl Harbor isn't like a Rob Schneider
movie." R. responded, "Well, he's got that right. Mine's intentionally funny.")
Christina Aguilera vs Britney Spears (They just don't like each other. C. doesn't like B.'s
teenybopper image, and B. envies C.'s superior talent. Oh, and reportedly C. told Justin
Timberlake that B. was cheating on him, leading to the breakup.)
Christina Aguilera vs Eminem (He was nasty about her in a song)
Christina Aguilera vs Kelly Osbourne (KO called CA "one of the most disgusting human
beings in the world." Harsh, if accurate)
Christina Aguilera vs Pink (CA thinks Pink is copying her. Ha).
Steve Allen vs Howard Stern (S. wanted to censor popculture. H. was agin it)
Tim Allen vs Jonathan Taylor Thomas (J. snubbed the finale of Home Improvement)
Woody Allen vs Bob Hope (W. decried Bs laziness as a performer and rather savagely
sent him up in Annie Hall)
Kirstie Alley vs Christina Applegate (After C.s show outperformed Ks, K tried to get
WB execs to cancel Cs show)
Kirstie Alley vs Yasmine Bleeth (Random bitchiness, with Y mocking Ks weight)
Kirstie Alley vs Shelly Long (Alley was disdainful of Long's leaving Cheers)
Kirstie Alley vs Parker Stevenson (Bitter divorce)
Robert Altman vs. Donald Sutherland & Elliot Gould (They tried to get him fired

from MASH)
Tiffani Amber-Thiessen vs Sarah Michelle Gellar (T. claims that SMG stole T.'s wedding
plans via their mutual wedding planner)
Tori Amos vs Meat Loaf (ML deliberately misinterpreted TA's comments about her
music and said that he wanted to "hit her" for her attitude. Charming)
Gillian Anderson vs David Duchovny (Too much time together on the set of X-Files;
time has mostly healed this feud)
Gillian Anderson vs Sharon Stone (Source of this remains unclear, but S. was talking
about G. when she said she'd never work with a tv actress again)
Pamela Anderson vs Kim Cattrall (P. is a PETA member; K. loves leather, fur, and
fishing)
Pamela Anderson vs Jenny McCarthy (Rivalry over similar roles)
Paul Thomas Anderson vs David Blaine (over Fiona Apple)
Jennifer Aniston vs Howie Mandel (He dared ask her about Brad Pitt)
Jennifer Aniston vs Gwyneth Paltrow (G. angry at J. for Brad Pitt leaving her for her)
Jennifer Aniston vs Britney Spears (B. made public moves on Brad, which J. took
exception to)
Jennifer Aniston vs Reese Witherspoon (J. was horrible to R. on the set of Friends; most
likely due to J.'s jealousy/insecurity towards R.)
Fiona Apple vs Bloodhound Gang (B.G. had some crude things to say about F.A., and
she, humorless as ever, did not take them well)
Fiona Apple vs Janeane Garofalo (J. criticised one of F.'s typically vacuous screeds; F.
called J. a "cowardly bitch")
Fiona Apple vs Dennis Leary (D. criticised one of F.'s typically vacuous screeds, making
F. cry)
Fiona Apple vs Ozzy Osbourne (He mocked her in a bit of music video trickery)
Darren Aronofsky vs Brad Pitt ('cause Pitt destroyed DA's project The Fountain)
David Arquette vs Rosie O'Donnell (R. just thinks that D. is an idiot, and has said so
publicly. The evidence seems to bear her position out)
Bea Arthur vs Betty White (Bad blood from the Golden Girls set)
Fred Astaire vs Ginger Rogers (G. always felt that F. grabbed too much credit for what
they achieved together)
Fred Astaire vs John Travolta.
Lauren Bacall vs Frank Sinatra (Sinatra being a boor)

Burt Bacharach vs Whitney Houston (W. was on drugs during an Oscar rehearsal, so B.
fired her)
Backstreet Boys vs *NSYNC (Really, who cares why they hate each other? I just want
to see them fight it out with pungi stakes)
Kenny (R2D2) Baker vs Anthony (C3PO) Daniels (Stupid, petty ego clash)
Rick Baker vs Jim Carrey (RB took exception to JC's constant complaints and whining
on the set of Grinch)
The Baldwin Brothers vs Kim Basinger (for alleging that Alec hit her)
The Baldwin Brothers vs Leo DiCaprio (because LD skipped the Baldwins' charity
event in Vegas)
Lucille Ball vs Joan Crawford
Drew Barrymore vs Robert Downey, Jr. (D. criticized R. for his drug use)
Drew Barrymore vs Christian Slater (D. criticized C. for his drug use)
Drew Barrymore vs Penny Marshall (D. pissed P. off with her unprofessional behavior
on the set of Driving in Cars with Boys)
Kim Basinger vs Jack Nicholson (Bad on-set relations on Batman)
Bee Gees vs Robbie Williams (The Bee Gees hated R.s version of I Started A Joke)
Harry Belafonte vs Colin Powell (Belafonte called Powell a sell-out. What he should
have said is that Powell tried to cover up the My Lai massacre, the swine)
Candace Bergen vs Steve McQueen (Bad on-set relations on The Sand Pebbles)
Sandra Bernhard vs Tom Cruise (She's disdainful of his closeted act)
Sandra Bernhard vs Ellen Degeneres
Sandra Bernhard vs Courtney Love
Sandra Bernhard vs Madonna
Halle Berry vs Angela Bassett (AB slammed Monster's Ball because AB thought HB's
character was demeaning to black women)
Halle Berry vs Howie Mandel (He made a comment about her auto "accident." She did
not take this well)
Juliette Binoche vs E!'s Giuliana (G made the mistake of not seeing JB's film and asking
her questions about it)
Mr. Blackwell vs. Anne Robinson (He pointed out that she's badly dressed. He's right)
Mary J. Blige vs Queen Latifah (Mysterious hotel fightlovers quarrel?)
Blur vs the Spice Girls (B. slagged the Girls off in the papers)

Dirk Bogarde vs Judy Garland (Bad on-set relations on I Could Go On Singing)

Humphrey Bogart vs Audrey Hepburn (He was jealous of her on the set of Sabrina)
Humphrey Bogart vs William Holden (Bad on-set relations on Sabrina)
Humphrey Bogart vs Ida Lupino (Bad on-set relations on High Sierra)
Humphrey Bogart vs Billy Wilder (Over Bogarts anti-Semitism)
David Bowie vs Kula Shaker
Boy George vs Janet Jackson ('cause JJ recorded a song with a venomous homophobe)
Boy George vs George Michael (Random bitchiness)
Boy George vs Oasis (Random bitchiness)
Boy George vs Gavin Rossdale (BG outed GR, to GRs anger)
Lara Flynn Boyle vs David E. Kelley (LFB really didn't take being fired from The
Practice kindly)
Marlon Brando vs Bob Hope (BH mocked MB at the Oscars)
Marlon Brando vs Val Kilmer (Val did his usual shtick on the set of Island of Dr.
Moreau)
Brandy vs Whitney Houston (Ws jealousy over Bs success)
Brandy vs Monica (They fought backstage at the MTV Video Music Awards in 1998)
Toni Braxton vs Beyonce Knowles & Jay-Z (T. claims the pair plagiarized one of her
singles)
Christie Brinkley vs. Hillary Clinton (Over petty things)
Matthew Broderick vs Greta van Susteren (He tweaked her for her cosmetic surgery. She
fired back at his troubled marriage)
Albert Brooks vs Adam Sandler (Albert Brooks correctly noted how shallow and vapid
Sandlers comedies are)
Pierce Brosnan vs Sean Connery (Despite Ss public statements he doesnt think P does
a good job as Bond)
Helen Gurley Brown vs Tina Brown (Duelling egos)
William F. Buckley vs Gore Vidal (Homophobia, pure and simple. Plus Buckley's envy
over Vidal's superior talent)
Sandra Bullock vs Julia Roberts (S.B. took Benjamin Bratt's side in the Roberts-Bratt
breakup)
David Byrne vs the rest of Talking Heads (Bad musical breakup)
Richard Burton vs Michael Caine (Caine is jealous that he never received the credit that

Burton did)
James Caan vs Bette Midler (Bad on-set relations on For The Boys)
Nicholas Cage vs Stephen Baldwin (S. pointed out that Cage isnt a good actor)
Nicholas Cage vs Sean Penn (Penn made some indiscreet, albeit accurate, comments
about Cage's "acting")
Dean Cain vs Teri Hatcher (Really did not get along on the set of Lois and Clark)
James Cameron vs Kate Winslet (Cameron, that asshole, called Winslet Kate Weighs-alot)
Naomi Campbell vs Tyra Banks (N is jealous of T)
Naomi Campbell vs Bijou Phillips (Over Sean Lennon)
Naomi Campbell vs PETA (First she didn't wear fur, then she did)
Mariah Carey vs Christina Aguilera
Mariah Carey vs Sandra Bernhard (S was scornful of M in one of Ss shows)
Mariah Carey vs Cameron Diaz (Diaz doesn't think much of Carey's music, and says so)
Mariah Carey vs Jennifer Lopez (Jealousy)
Mariah Carey vs Mira Sorvino (Bad on-set relations on Wise Girls)
Mariah Carey vs Sharon Osborne (SO referred to MC's breast job, which MC didn't like)
Johnny Carson vs Joan Rivers (He feels she betrayed him)
David Caruso vs Kim Delaney (On-set friction)
Cast of Friends vs Matt LeBlanc (ML was the first to get a tv project after Friends and
developed an attitude about it)
Jackie Chan vs Jet Li (at least since High Risk, when JL played the bodyguard of a JClike character--but I'm sure the feud predates that)
Chevy Chase versus the cast of Saturday Night Live (CC was a prick toward them)
Cher vs Oprah (O. bushwhacked C. on her show with a clip of C. at Sonny Bono's
funeral)
Cher vs Sonny Bono (A marriage gone wrong)
Chow Yun Fat vs Mira Sorvino (Sorvino was snotty towards Chow during the making
of Replacement Killers)
Chumbawumba vs Prodigy (Uppity lefties vs. "there's nothing wrong with 'smack my
bitch up' lyrics" morons)
George Lucas vs Connie Chung (Chung recorded unflattering comments about Lucas
before and after an interview she did with him.)

Connie Chung vs Barbara Walters & Diane Sawyer (CC feels that the pair had a lot to do
with CCs ouster from CBS)
Dick Clark vs the Grammys (DC feels that the Grammys blacklist performers who
appear on his show)
Bill Clinton vs Jodie Foster & Robert Zemeckis (Clinton was upset that his image was
used without his permission in Contact)
Bill Clinton vs Al Gore (The incompetent and feckless Gore wasted all that Clinton had
done and ran such a bad campaign that George W. Bush actually got elected. And that's
why we should all be against Al Gore)
Hillary Clinton vs Richard Gere (Over what RG said about Bill Clinton)
George Clooney vs that atrocious asshole Simon Coward, er, Cowell (Clooney sees right
through Cowell's act)
George Clooney vs Hard Copy & Entertainment Tonight (Clooney was upset over
tabloid tv)
George Clooney vs Charlton Heston (GC, attacking CH's loony gun position, mocked
CH's Alzheimers, which really isn't very cool)
George Clooney vs Bill O'Reilly (O'Reilly is scum. That's all the reason any of us need)
Claudette Colbert vs Veronica Lake vs Paulette Goddard (Bad on-set relations on So
Proudly We Hail)
Toni Collette vs Mandy Patinkin (MP once slapped TC during Wild Party rehearsals)
Joan Collins vs Frank Langella (Duelling egos)
Chris Columbus vs Michael Jackson (CC warned MJ to stay away from Daniel
Radcliffe, of the Harry Potter films)
Sean Connery vs Stephen Norrington (Bad on-set relations on LXG)
Alice Cooper vs Marilyn Manson (A., a born-again Xian, is offended by M.'s shtick)
Billy Corgan vs Black Crowes (General musical bitchiness)
Billy Corgan vs Courtney Love (Friendship/romance gone wrong)
Billy Corgan vs Green Day (General musical bitchiness)
Bill Cosby and the cast of The Cosby Show vs Lisa Bonet (L. has always been an ingrate
towards B., who gave her far too many chances)
Bill Cosby vs Wanda Sykes (He dogged her during the Emmys)
Katie Couric vs Ann Coulter (Because Coulter is an evil nitwit and Couric is not)
Katie Couric vs Diane Sawyer (Duelling egos)

Courtney Cox vs Rosie O'Donnell (Over the "dippy" David Arquette. What a thing to
fight over....)
Wes Craven vs Madonna (A feud over W's 50 Violins)
Joan Crawford vs Bette Davis (Bad on-set relations on Whatever Happened to Baby
Jane)
Joan Crawford vs Mercedes McCambridge (J was jealous of how much the crew liked
M on the set of Johnny Guitar)
Joan Crawford vs Elizabeth Taylor (General bitchiness)
Creed vs Limp Bizkit (Duelling egos from two groups who are in denial about their
mediocre talents)
David Crosby vs 'NSync and Britney Spears (Old fart Crosby disdainful of modern
bubblegum music. Pot, kettle, black)
Russell Crowe vs Joan Collins (J. dogged Russell's looks)
Russell Crowe vs Denzel Washington (Washington refused to shake Crowe's hand
backstage at the Oscars)
Russell Crowe vs Moby (R. manhandled Moby for presuming to use the same men's
room as R. What a jerk!)
Penelope Cruz vs Nicole Kidman (Over Tom Cruise, of all things!)
John Cusack vs. George W. Bush (Because Cusack is a right-thinking gentleman who
sees Dubya for the religious fascist that he is)
John Cusack vs Demi Moore (J. vocally disapproved of Indecent Proposal and of Moore
for being in it; this stems back to bad relations on the One Crazy Summer set)
John Cusack vs Michael Moore (because MM didn't support the Democrats during the
last election)
Matt Damon vs Russell Crowe (R. made a pass at Winona Ryder, who at the time was
dating Damon)
Matt Damon vs. Chris O'Donnell (M dogged Cs partying behavior)
Matt Damon vs Annie Leibowitz and Vanity Fair (AL took MDs picture when MD
didnt want to be photographed; VF then ran the photo)
Matt Damon vs Jennifer Lopez (Reportedly over Damon's girlfriend, who is Ben
Affleck's personal assistant. But we all know what this is really about, don't we, Matt?)
Matt Damon vs Charlie Sheen (M dogged CSs partying behavior)
Claire Danes vs Kate Beckinsale (Bad on-set relations on Breakdown Palace)
Claire Danes vs Leonardo DiCaprio (Because Leo, that asshole, treated her horribly. If

G-d is just, always a dodgy proposition, Leo will be treated equally badly someday)
Tony Danza vs Bill Clinton (Danza disapproved of Clinton's behavior in office)
Tony Danza vs Ellen DeGeneres (TD attacked Ellens open display of affection with
Anne Heche. But then, Danzas a moron, so this should surprise no one)
Darkness vs Radiohead (Darkness think Radiohead's boring)
Bette Davis vs Faye Dunaway (Bad on-set relations)
Bette Davis vs Errol Flynn (Bad on-set relations on Elizabeth and Essex)
Bette Davis vs Glenn Ford (He acted badly on the set of Pocketful of Miracles)
Bette Davis vs Lillian Gish (Bad on-set relations on The Whales of August)
Judy Davis vs David Lean (Bad on-set relations on A Passage To India)
Doris Day vs Kirk Douglas
Judi Dench vs Gwyneth Paltrow (Gwyneth displayed her considerable ego and counterimpressed Dame Dench)
Robert De Niro vs Dustin Hoffman (Bad on-set relations on Wag the Dog)
Bob Denver vs Tina Louise (Bad on-set relations on Gilligans Island)
Johnny Depp vs Roman Polanski (Bad on-set relations on The Ninth Gate)
Alan Dershowitz vs Woody Allen (Dershowitz disapproved of Woody's statutory rape)
Cameron Diaz vs Matt Dillon (Bad break-up)
Cameron Diaz vs Bill Murray (Diaz acted badly on the set of Charlie's Angels)
Leonardo DiCaprio vs Ellen Barkin (Bad on-set relations on This Boys Life)
Leonardo DiCaprio vs Martin Scorsese (Bad blood from the set of Gangs of New York)
Leonardo DiCaprio vs Alicia Silverstone (It was hate at first sight)
Andy Dick vs Chris Kattan (A. was offended by C.'s imitation of him on SNL)
Bo Diddley vs Will Smith (Bo was scornful of Ws Gettin jiggy with it)
P. Diddy vs Pink (she slammed his rapping "ability")
Marlene Dietrich vs Madonna (Marlene felt Madonna was stealing her act)
Celine Dion vs Mariah Carey (One of Celines #1 hits was pulled back because it was in
danger of passing Mariahs record for weeks at #1)
Shannon Doherty vs the cast of Charmed & W.B. (Because Doherty acted like an
asshole. Quelle surprise, non?)
Shannon Doherty vs Paris Hilton (SD thinks that PH broke up SD's marriage--as if SD
needs any help in that department)

Shannon Doherty vs Matthew Perry (Bad break-up)

Shannon Doherty vs Tara Reid
Shannon Doherty vs Molly Ringwald (A little matter of ones parties making it
impossible for the other to find parking spaces)
Bob & Libby Dole vs George W. Bush (Because Dubya is a conniving, backstabbing
weasel with the heart of a serial killer)
Kirk Douglas vs Burt Lancaster (Duelling egos)
Michael Douglas vs Sean Young (Bad on-set relations on Wall Street)
Robert Downey, Jr. vs Woody Allen (WA misled RD about being in a film just for the
publicity)
David Duchovny vs Madonna
David Duchovny vs Robert James Waller (Because Duchovny suffered through Waller's
book)
Hilary Duff vs Avril Lavigne (HD criticized AL when AL slammed her own fans for
dressing like her)
Robert Duvall vs Russell Crowe (Crowe wouldnt do one of Duvalls films)
Robert Duvall vs France (RD doesnt like the superior attitude of some French)
Anthony Edwards vs Eriq LaSalle (LaSalle acted badly on the set of ER)
Eminem vs Ben Affleck (Eminem being a jerk)
Eminem vs Fred Durst (Eminem being a jerk)
Eminem vs Everlast (Eminem being a jerk)
Eminem vs Whitney Houston (Eminem being a jerk)
Eminem vs Moby (is it a feud when one member, Eminem, is completely beneath the
other?)
Eminem vs Britney Spears (Eminem being a jerk)
Eminem vs Justin Timberlake (Eminem being a jerk)
Susanna Eng vs Russell Crowe (Duelling egos)
Susanna Eng vs Peter Jackson (SE had some very unpleasant things to say about PJ)
Erik Estrada vs Larry Wilcox (The post-Chips years were not kind to Wilcox, while
Estrada's ego has grown along with his waistline)
Joe Eszterhas vs Mike Ovitz (Duelling egos)
Robert Evans vs Francis Ford Coppola (Disputed credit over the Godfather)

Robert Evans vs Dustin Hoffman (Clashing egos)

Everclear vs Bush (Talent vs pretense and ego. If Bush is never heard from again G-d
will have that much less reason to kill us all)
Everclear vs No Doubt (Talent vs hacks)
Rupert Everett vs Pierce Brosnan (Brosnan's homophobia)
Rupert Everett vs Mariah Carey
Rupert Everett vs Colin Firth (They just don't seem to get along)
Rupert Everett vs Hugh Grant (Duelling egos)
Colin Farrell vs Bruce Willis (BW kept forgetting his lines on the set of Hart's War)
Farrah Fawcett vs Raquel Welch (Duelling egos)
Corey Feldman vs Ben Affleck (CF being jealous)
Corey Feldman vs Matt Damon (CF being jealous)
Corey Feldman vs Marilyn Manson (CF showing discernment)
Corey Feldman vs Dennis Miller (CF showing discernment)
Fergie vs Queen Elizabeth ('cause the Queen is an uptight hag who never enjoyed life
and doesn't like when others do)
50 Cent vs Ja Rule (does it really matter?)
Carrie Fisher vs Eddie Fisher (he was a lousy dad)
Carrie Fisher vs Harrison Ford (he was a schmuck towards her after their so-brief affair)
Peter Fonda vs Dennis Hopper (Long-time friendship ruined because of money)
Joan Fontaine vs Cary Grant (Bad on-set relations on Suspicion)
Joan Fontaine vs Olivia De Havilland (O. was angry that J. got the role in Rebecca that
O. wanted--but it all goes back to sibling jealousy)
Joan Fontaine vs Laurence Olivier (L. was angry that J. got the role in Rebecca over
Olivia de Havilland)
Foo Fighters vs Bush (Duelling egos)
Harrison Ford vs Anne Heche (Ford's homophobia)
Harrison Ford vs George W. Bush (HF noting that Dubya's environmental "policy" is
designed to destroy it and enrich Dubya's handlers)
Harrison Ford vs Brad Pitt (Bad on-set relations on The Devils Own)
Harrison Ford vs Sean Young (Bad on-set relations on Blade Runner)
Jodie Foster vs Michael Douglas

Jodie Foster vs Whitney Houston (Part of a lovers triangle with Kelly McGillis)
Vivica Fox vs 50 Cent (Bitter break-up)
Jamie Foxx vs Spike Lee (SL called African-American sitcoms minstrel shows. JF took
exception to that)
Jamie Foxx vs David Letterman (Foxx being a jerk)
Jamie Foxx vs LL Cool J (Jamie, don't even think about this one. Just shut up, already.
LL is far cooler than you can dream of)
John Frankenheimer vs Val Kilmer (Val did his usual shtick on the set of The Island of
Dr. Moreau)
Aretha Franklin vs Gladys Knight (Duelling egos)
Liam Gallagher vs Noel Gallagher (Brotherly hate)
Liam Gallagher vs Keith Richards (Mouthy little punk LG slagged off the Stones as not
being as "hard" as creampuff-like Oasis)
Noel Gallagher vs George Michael (N. points out that G.'s attempt at social commentary
is hypocritical)
Noel Gallagher vs Michael Stipe (Duelling egos)
Noel & Liam Gallagher vs the Rolling Stones (Duelling egos)
Vincent Gallo vs Roger Ebert (RE pimp-slapped The Brown Bunny in his review, VG
lapsed into childish name-calling, and then RE pimp-slapped VG again in response)
Vincent Gallo vs Anjelica Houston (Gallo being a prick)
Vincent Gallo vs Winona Ryder & Kirsten Dunst (VG claims to have fired both
from The Brown Bunny, and then heaped abuse on both in interviews)
James Gandolfini vs HBO (Over money)
James Gandolfini vs Uma Thurman & Ethan Hawke (Over a failed business deal)
Greta Garbo vs Marlene Dietrich
Leif Garrett vs Britney Spears (L thinks BS is out of control, and said so)
Marvin Gaye vs Diana Ross (DR vocally disapproved of MG's use of pot in the studio)
Bob Geldof vs Michael Hutchence/Paula Yates (Because Yates was a complete nutter)
Sarah Michelle Gellar vs Neve Campbell (Matthew Perry was cheating on SMG with
Neve)
Sarah Michelle Gellar vs the cast and crew of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (SMG acted the
diva on-set, did not invite anyone from the show to her wedding, never praised her costars, rubbed her film success in the faces of the other actors, and never announced to

them that she was leaving the show--they had to find out about it through the media)
Sarah Michelle Gellar vs Alyson Hannigan (Gellar is jealous because Alyson is wellliked on the Buffy set, and SMG is not)
Sarah Michelle Gellar vs Matthew Perry (Matthew Perry cheated on SMG with Neve
Campbell)
Sarah Michelle Gellar vs Julia Roberts
Sarah Michelle Gellar vs Kerri Russell (SMG was scornful of Kerri's distasteful sexual
boasts)
Sarah Michelle Gellar vs the Spice Girls (Random bitchiness)
Sarah Michelle Gellar vs Britney Spears (SMG kept BS from appearing on Buffy)
Mel Gibson vs. Bono (Bono thinks that Mel buried The Million Dollar Hotel, which
Bono was involved with)
Mel Gibson vs Richard Chamberlain (MG thinks RC was trying to out him in an
interview. I don't buy it, but who knows what goes through men's minds?)
Mel Gibson vs the Vatican (M., despite being a Catholic, doesn't think much of the
Vatican)
John Gielgud vs Laurence Olivier (Just didnt like each other)
Kathy Lee Gifford vs Regis Philbin (Bad on-set relations, although, really, neither one is
anything approaching, oh, what's the word I'm looking for, nice)
Kathy Lee Gifford vs Howard Stern (He never tired of pointing out her flaws)
Kathy Lee Gifford vs Ivana Trump (The company that publishes Ivanas magazine
published reports of KLGs cheating husband)
Melissa Gilbert & Mike Farrell vs Fred Savage, Valerie Harper, Elliott Gould, and Kent
McCord (Stupid, petty S.A.G. stuff)
Terry Gilliam vs Robert DeNiro (Bad on-set relations on Brazil)
Danny Glover vs Spike Lee (DG dogged Spikes movies)
Whoopi Goldberg vs Halle Berry (HB snubbed WG at the 2002 Oscars, not mentioning
WG during her acceptance speech)
Whoopi Goldberg vs Oprah Winfrey (W tweaked Os ego)
William Goldman vs Martin Scorsese (WG called MS an ape and a lousy storyteller in
a Variety article)
Bobcat Goldthwaite vs Jay Leno (BG did his shtick on Lenos show. Leno didnt like it)
Bobcat Goldthwaite vs Steve Martin (Comedians' rivalry)

Bobcat Goldthwaite vs Jerry Seinfeld (B decried Js $cientology and porking teenage

girls)
Elliot Gould vs Jerry Lewis (Duelling egos)
Kelsey Grammar vs Howard Stern (Because Stern poked humorless fun at Grammar,
who was not amused)
Hugh Grant vs Tom Cruise (Grant was scornful of Cruise appearing shirtless on
magazine covers. Said it wasn't 'manly.' I couldn't make this up if I tried)
Brian Austin Green vs the cast of 90210 (Because he's a punk, and showed that side to
the other cast members)
Green Day vs Creed (Duelling egos)
Green Day vs Third Eye Blind (Duelling egos)
Pam Grier vs Spike Lee (P gave S a piece of her mind over S criticizing Tarantino for his
use of the N-word)
Kathy Griffin vs Stephen Baldwin, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Liza Minelli,
Sharon Stone, and Barbara Walters (All are fodder for KG's stand-up act)
Merv Griffin vs Donald Trumph (Real estate and ego clash)
John Grisham vs Oliver Stone (G, that hypocritical moron, wanted O charged for
violence with Natural Born Killers)
Charles Grodin vs Mia Farrow (Old feud. Im not sure there really was one incident that
started it)
Charles Grodin vs Rush Limbaugh (Grodin has the good judgment to see what a horrible
person Rush is)
Charles Grodin vs Howard Stern (Articulate literacy versus the cause of the downfall of
American society)
Dave Grohl vs Bush (Duelling egos)
Dave Grohl vs Courtney Love (Fighting over the corpse of Kurt Cobain and the profits
to be made from Nirvana's catalogue)
Justin Guarini vs Kelly Clarkson (Jealousy. Does anyone want to bet me that in two
years no one will remember who Justin Guarini was? Anyone?)
Bob Guccione Sr vs Bob Guccione Jr (Loathesome son versus contemptible father)
Alec Guinness vs Laurence Olivier
Bryant Gumbel vs Katie Couric (Because Katie's adorable and well-liked, so of course
Gumbel had to treat her badly)
Sammy Hagar vs Van Halen (Hagar's departure was, shall we say, not amicable)

Bug Hall (Alfalfa on Little Rascals) vs Everyone (*Everybody* hated Alfalfa on Little
Rascals - his mom was a pscyho)
Tom Hanks vs Bill Clinton (Hanks disapproved of Clinton's behavior while in office. If
Tom Hanks disapproves of your behavior, you might as well kill yourself)
Tom Hanks vs 20th Century Fox (T. was unhappy with the "marketing" Fox did for That
Thing You Do)
Woody Harrelson vs John Travolta (W. criticized $cientology to J's face, which J, of
course, didn't take well)
Ed Harris vs George Bush (EH criticized Dubya's anti-abortion position)
Richard Harris vs Michael Caine (R. accused M. of ruining his talent through drinking)
Richard Harris vs Kevin Costner (RH felt that KC, in Dances With Wolves, stole scenes
from A Man Called Horse)
Richard Harris vs Tom Cruise (RH, rightly, felt that TC overestimates his own
importance)
Richard Harris vs Ian McKellen, Derek Jacobi & Kenneth Branagh (R. described them
as "passionless" and Branagh as "mediocre")
George Harrison vs nearly every modern musician & band (George never quite got over
being a member of the Beatles and couldn't credit modern musicians with being any
good)
George Harrison vs Sean Penn (GH produced Shanghai Surprise)
Rex Harrison vs Charlton Heston (Duelling egos)
David Hasselhoff vs Yasmine Bleeth (Bad on-set relations on Baywatch)
Salma Hayek vs Jennifer Lopez (Duelling egos)
Teri Hatcher vs the rest of the cast of Lois and Clark (She was a stuck-up snot while
there)
Goldie Hawn vs Bette Midler (Hawn was very unprofessional on the set of First Wives
Club)
Nigel Hawthorne vs Sly Stallone and Wesley Snipes (They did not favorably impress
him on the set of Demolition Man)
Patricia Heaton vs the Osbornes (PH thinks the show was "vulgar and disgusting").
(Because, after all, Everybody Loves Raymond was such a bastion of culture and taste,
so obviously PH knows whereof she speaks).
Patricia Heaton vs Michelle Pfeiffer (P. essentially called M. a liar over M.'s claims
never to have had plastic surgery)
Don Henley vs Courtney Love & Rush (Henley being a prick, as usual)

Buck Henry vs Mel Brooks

Katharine Hepburn vs John Barrymore (Bad on-set relations on A Bill of Divorcement)
Katharine Hepburn vs Glenn Close and Meryl Streep (KH bad-mouthed them in her
final autobiography)
Katharine Hepburn vs Sharon Stone (KH was critical of Basic Instinct)
Charlton Heston vs Alec Baldwin (Conservative gun fanatic versus leftie gun control
fan)
Charlton Heston vs Jane Fonda (Political stuff)
Charlton Heston vs Barbara Streisand (Political stuff)
Jennifer Love Hewitt vs Christina Aguilera (CA thinks there's something wrong with
JLH going out with white men, and said so)
Christopher Hitchens vs Martin Amis (MA alleges that Western leftists ignored Stalin's
crimes and singled out CH; CH correctly points out that MA is not just in error, but is
embarassing himself)
Dustin Hoffman vs George Bush (Over Dubya's reprehensible "presidency")
Dustin Hoffman vs Bob Hope
Hootie & the Blowfish vs Spin magazine (Hootie didn't like Spin's coverage)
Anthony Hopkins vs Jodie Foster (A.H. wasn't happy that Jodie wouldn't do Hannibal)
Anthony Hopkins vs Merchant & Ivory (The latter are cheap)
Anthony Hopkins vs Quentin Tarantino
Whitney Houston vs Lauryn Hill (I got this one from Ted Casablanca. Ask him what
caused the feud)
Whitney Houston vs Janet Jackson (WH stole a movie role from JJ, JJ put the moves on
WHs husband)
Whitney Houston vs Madonna (Duelling egos)
Whitney Houston vs the rest of the cast of Waiting to Exhale (W.H. was in full diva
mode on the set)
Rock Hudson vs James Dean (Didnt get along on the set of Giant)
Rachel Hunter vs Tara Reid (T. hit on Robbie Williams. R. didn't appreciate that)
Rachel Hunter vs Rod Stewart (Acrimonious divorce)
Elizabeth Hurley vs C. Thomas Howell (Bad on-set relations on Mad Dogs and
Englishmen)
Elizabeth Hurley vs Gwyneth Paltrow (Duelling egos)

Elizabeth Hurley vs Julia Roberts (E was jealous of J during the shooting of Notting
Hill)
Chrissie Hynde vs Carly Simon (Hynde got drunk and embarassed herself while
insulting Simon)
Ice-T vs OJ Simpson ('cause Ice sees that O.J. is a psycho)
Enrique Iglesias versus Julio Iglesias (Weird jealousy and competition thing between the
two of them)
Natalie Imbruglia versus Kelly Osbourne (KO alleges that NI was a "very big bitch to
me" when they met)
Don Imus vs Bill Clinton ('cause Imus disapproved of Clinton's behavior in office)
Don Imus vs Howard Stern (They're competitors, and Stern has always been a putz
about his competitors)
Jeremy Irons vs Tina Brown
Janet Jackson vs Mariah Carey (Duelling egos)
Joshua Jackson vs James Van Der Beek (Quarreling over Katie Holmes. Plus JVDB is a
schmuck, which J.J. is not)
Michael Jackson vs Boy George (BG recently scared MJ with a stunt)
Michael Jackson vs Corey Feldman (C. thinks M. turned into a megalomaniac. What,
you're only noticing that now?)
Michael Jackson vs Sony (MJ feels Sony sabotaged his career)
Michael Jackson vs Steven Spielberg
Samuel L. Jackson vs Spike Lee (SLJ claimed that Quentin Tarantino made blacker
films than SL)
Kevin James vs Leah Remini (Duelling egos on King of Queens)
Wyclef Jean vs Lauryn Hill (Bad Fugees experience for L.H.)
Wyclef Jean vs Michael Jackson (Only M. knows the reason for this one. W. sure
doesn't.)
Norman Jewison vs Joan Rivers (JR claimed that NJ treated his mistress, JRs pal,
badly)
Billy Joel vs Christie Brinkley (Bitter divorce)
Elton John vs David Bowie
Elton John vs Madonna (Among other things, because EJ called "Die Another Day" "the
worst Bond tune of all time")

Elton John vs Keith Richards (Random bitchiness)

Angelina Jolie vs Winona Ryder (A.J. was underwhelmed by W.R. when they acted
together)
James Earl Jones vs Spike Lee (JEJ thinks SL is a publicity-chasing loudmouth.)
Jon Bon Jovi vs Demi Moore
Judge Wapner vs Judge Judy (JW thinks JJ is rude and a bad judge)
Harvey Keitel vs Edward James Olmos (Over Lorraine Braco)
Harvey Keitel vs Lorraine Braco (Bad break-up)
David E. Kelley vs Holland Taylor (Kelley's ego got in the way of recognizing Taylor's
talent)
Patsy Kensit vs Liam Gallagher ('cause he's an asshole)
Chaka Khan vs Bill Clinton (She disapproved of his thing with Monica Lewinsky)
Kid Rock vs Tommy Lee (Over Pamela Anderson)
Val Kilmer vs Marlon Brando (Bad on-set relations on The Island of Dr. Moreau)
Val Kilmer vs Michael Douglas (They rubbed each other the wrong way on the set
of Ghost and Darkness)
Val Kilmer vs Elizabeth Shue (Bad on-set relations on The Saint)
Val Kilmer vs Christian Slater (They fell out while working together on We Believe in
God)
Jimmy Kimmel vs Harrison Ford and Rosie O'Donnell (JK doing drive-by slagging)
Steven King vs Nicholson Baker (King accurately described Baker's work as 'literary
nail-trimmings.')
Sam Kinison vs Whoopi Goldberg (He was a sexist, racist, homophobe. That's reason
enough)
Klaus Kinski vs Werner Herzog (Kinski was just awful to work with)
Nastassja Kinski vs Klaus Kinski (He was a bad father to her)
Suge Knight vs Snoop Dogg and P. Diddy (East Coast-v-West Coast hip hop feud thing)
Anna Kournikova vs Liz Hurley (A. called L. "ugly"--shouldn't you be concentrating on
your tennis career, you skank?)
Anna Kournikova vs Venus & Serena Williams (A.K. is a conceited punk. The Williams
sisters are even worse. Naturally, they don't get along)
Lisa Kudrow vs the rest of the cast of Friends (They've grown tired of her attitude &
complaining about Phoebe not having a man)

K.D. Lang vs Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera and Shania Twain.
K.D. Lang vs Melissa Etheridge (KD cuckolded ME with ME's then-life partner)
Matt Lauer vs Bill O'Reilly (Does anyone really need a reason to dislike Bill O'Reilly?)
Dino De Laurentiis vs Jodie Foster (Because Foster wouldnt act in Hannibal)
Simon Le Bon vs John Taylor (Clashing egos)
John Le Carre vs Salman Rushdie (Le Carre disgraced himself by siding against Rushdie
during l'affaire Satanic Verses)
Spike Lee vs the makers of Barbershop (SL thinks that the film shouldn't have mocked
Rosa Parks or MLK Jr.)
Spike Lee vs Black Entertainment Television (SL notes, correctly, that BET is not a
serious or respectable network)
Spike Lee vs James Cameron (S doesnt think much of J as a director)
Spike Lee vs Jonathan Demme (Because J dared to direct Beloved)
Spike Lee vs Cuba Gooding Jr (S was angry at Cs 1997 Oscar speech. S mocked C
in Bamboozled)
Spike Lee vs Charlton Heston (Over gun control)
Spike Lee vs Tommy Hilfiger (Because S buys into the lie that Hilfiger made racist
comments)
Spike Lee vs George Lucas (Because of the loathsome Jar-Jar Binks)
Spike Lee vs Eddie Murphy (Because EM is responsible for The PJs, which Spike said
shows no love for black people)
Spike Lee vs Ving Rhames (S thought poorly of V giving his Golden Globe to Jack
Lemmon)
Spike Lee vs Will Smith (S is angry at W for playing Matt Damons caddy in a movie
and because W chose Michael Mann to direct Ali)
Spike Lee vs Steven Spielberg (S thinks Spielberg has a double standard between
movies about blacks and movies about Jews)
Spike Lee vs Quentin Tarantino (S.L. was offended by the use of the N-word in Pulp
Fiction)
Spike Lee vs Robert Townsend (S.L. was offended that another black
writer/director/actor was successful)
Julian Lennon vs Yoko Ono (Julian feels that Yoko ruined his dad)
Vivian Leigh vs Marlon Brando (V. found Brando repulsive on A Streetcar Named
Desire)

Vivian Leigh vs Clark Gable (V. thought C. was smelly and vain, C. thought V was a
foul-mouthed brat)
Vivian Leigh vs Lee Marvin (V disapproved of Ls drinking on-set on Ship of Fools)
Annie Lennox vs Elton John (AL gave a scathing interview about EJ)
David Letterman vs Cher (Because she called him an 'asshole' on set)
David Letterman vs Madonna
Barry Levinson vs Stephen Spielberg (BL feels that SS sabotaged An Everlasting
Piece so that SS could get a knighthood)
Jerry Lewis vs Abbott & Costello (J. thought the pair were mediocre. Hes right.)
Jerry Lewis vs Dean Martin (It was an ego thing)
Jerry Lewis vs every comedienne living and dead (He said that women aren't funny and
don't make good comedians)
Li'l Kim vs Jennifer Lopez (L called J a gold-digger)
Lucy Liu vs Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, and Bill Murray (Liu acted badly on the
set of Charlie's Angels)
Lucy Liu vs Calista Flockhart (Jealousy over Ally McBeal stuff)
Lucy Liu vs Thandie Newton (T blamed L for the on-set tension on Charlies Angels)
Lindsay Lohan vs Hilary Duff (Over Aaron Carter. Good grief, I'd think a blowup
doll with a carrot attachment would be more satisfying and provide more
intellectually stimulating company)
Jennifer Lopez vs Toni Braxton (TB was furious when someone compared her voice to
JLo's, and said so)
Jennifer Lopez vs Claire Danes (J doesnt think C is much of an actress)
Jennifer Lopez vs Cameron Diaz (J doesnt think CD is much of an actress)
Jennifer Lopez vs Woody Harrelson (J got annoyed with Ws jerk shtick)
Jennifer Lopez vs Salma Hayek (J accused S of being a liar)
Jennifer Lopez vs Madonna (J doesnt think M is much of an actress)
Jennifer Lopez vs Jack Nicholson (JL thinks JN is an egomaniac. In this case shes right)
Jennifer Lopez vs Rosie O'Donnell
Jennifer Lopez vs Gwyneth Paltrow (J doesnt think G is much of an actress)
Jennifer Lopez vs Winona Ryder (J doesnt think W is much of an actress)
Jennifer Lopez vs Wesley Snipes (J got annoyed at Ws constant passes at her)

Jennifer Lopez vs Britney Spears (B. kept J. waiting for a half-hour once, years ago.
How dare she?)
Courtney Love vs Fiona Apple (Oh, there are any number of reasons for this one)
Courtney Love vs Drew Barrymore (CL acted very childishly during Drew's marriage to
Tom Green)
Courtney Love vs The Cranberries (CL was nasty about them)
Courtney Love vs Madonna (Friendship gone bad)
Courtney Love vs Alanis Morrissette
Courtney Love vs Charlize Theron (Bad on-set relations on Trapped)
Courtney Love vs Donatella Versace
Rob Lowe vs the cast of West Wing (He acts like a diva on the set)
Susan Lucci vs Sarah Michelle Gellar (Long-running feud from their acting days
together)
Lorna Luft vs Charlton Heston (She dislikes the NRA)
John Lydon vs Liam Gallagher (Lydon slagged Oasis in print)
John Lydon vs most rap artists (Lydon went on, at length, about what crap rap is)
Norm MacDonald vs Don Ohlmeyer (Ohlmeyer essentially had MacDonald thrown off
of Saturday Night Live)
Shirley Maclaine vs David Letterman (DL badgered SM about her reincarnation claims)
Shirley Maclaine vs Debra Winger (Bad on-set relations on Terms of Endearment)
Madonna vs Sandra Bernhard (Ruined friendship)
Madonna vs Boy George (He made fun of her in his musical Taboo)
Madonna vs Anthony Burgess (AB, of Madonna: the bland leading the blind.)
Madonna vs Celine Dion
Madonna vs Cher
Madonna vs Rupert Everett (Friendship gone bad)
Madonna vs Mick Jagger
Madonna vs Gwen Stefani (M feels GS is copying everything she does)
Madonna vs Sly Stallone
Madonna vs Gwen Stefani (M feels GS is stealing her act)
Bill Maher vs Chevy Chase (Chase acted like a humorless prick, and Maher called him
on it)

Bill Maher vs Ted Koppel (BM pointed out that TK estimates himself a little too highly)
Bill Maher vs Sophia Loren (BM said that SL is repulsive because shes old. Not one of
BMs brighter moments)
Camryn Manheim vs Monica Lewinsky (Manheim disapproved of Lewinsky's behavior
with Clinton)
Man Show "Juggies" vs Joe Rogan and Doug Stanhope (the girls know what the rest of
us see: that these two are loser assholes)
Marilyn Manson vs Courtney Love (Manson picked a fight for the publicity.)
Marilyn Manson vs Moby (Moby saw MM being an asshole and called him on it)
Marilyn Manson vs Christina Ricci (MM being an asshole)
Marilyn Manson vs Spin Magazine (MM roughed up Spins editor)
Shirley Manson vs Jennifer Lopez (SM pointed out that JL is acting like a diva)
Julianna Marguiles vs Steven Seagal (Seagal acting like a prick on the set of Out for
Justice)
Steve Martin vs Mel Gibson (SM savaged MG over the anti-Semitic Passion in
the New Yorker)
Walter Matthau vs Babs Streisand (Bad on-set relations on Hello Dolly)
Chris Matthews vs Ted Koppel (Duelling journalistic egos)
Andrew McCarthy vs Vincent D'Onofrio (On the set of Criminal Intent D'Onofrio acted
like a boor toward McCarthy)
Paul McCartney vs Michael Jackson (Because Jackson bought the Beatles catalogue and
began peddling it for commercials)
Paul McCartney vs Oasis (Ps jealousy over Oasis making money from the musical
corpse of the Beatles)
Paul McCartney vs Phil Spector (PM hated what PS did to The Long And Winding
Road)
Eric McCormack (Will) vs Debra Messing (Grace) (He's well-liked on the set. She's a
shrill, humorless, self-important shrew who thinks she's above such things as palling
with crew members)
Matthew McConaughey vs P. Diddy (P was angry that MM kissed J.Lo in The Wedding
Planner)
Frank McCourt vs Richard Harris (Harris vehemently disliked McCourt's depiction of
Ireland in Angela's Ashes)
Rose McGowan vs Woody Allen (Over Soon-yi)

Rose McGowan vs most everyone involved with the Lilith Fair (Rose being an asshole)
Ewan McGregor vs Minnie Driver (E doesnt think much of Ms relentless pursuit of
fame)
Natalie Merchant vs Courtney Love (CL wasnt upbeat enough about the Lilith Fair)
George Michael vs Whitney Houston
Bette Midler vs Cher (Long-time feud)
Bette Midler vs Shelley Long (Bad on-set relations on Outrageous Fortune)
Bette Midler vs Barry Manilow (Because Barry dared leave Bette as her back-up
pianist).
Bette Midler vs Ken Wahl (Bad on-set relations on Jinxed)
Alyssa Milano vs Shannon Doherty ('cause Doherty acted badly on the set of Charmed)
Ray Milland vs Marlene Dietrich (Bad on-set relations on Golden Earrings)
Dennis Miller vs Rush Limbaugh (Asshole vs asshole)
Dennis Miller vs Norman Mailer (Over politics)
Liza Minnelli vs Tony Roberts (Bad on-set relations on Victor/Victoria)
Kylie Minogue vs Britney Spears (KM is jealous of BS fame)
Joni Mitchell vs Jackson Browne (Ill-will from the break-up of their relationship)
Joni Mitchell vs Kurt Cobain (JM said that KC wrote bad songs and set a bad example
for todays youth)
Robert Mitchum vs Shelley Winters (Bad on-set relations on Night of the Hunter)
Marilyn Monroe vs Tony Curtis (Bad on-set relations on Some Like It Hot)
Marilyn Monroe vs Clark Gable (M was very unprofessional on the set of The Misfits)
Marilyn Monroe vs Jack Lemmon (M was very unprofessional on the set of Some Like
It Hot)
Demi Moore vs Lucy Liu, Drew Barrymore, and Cameron Diaz (Bad on-set relations
on Charlie's Angels 2 and for not properly supporting the film)
Van Morrison vs Bruce Springsteen (Jealousy on Vs part)
Morrissey vs the Smiths (Bad blood after their separation)
Kate Moss vs Claudia Schiffer (Duelling models egos)
Motorhead vs WASP (Lets hope they both kill each other, eh?)
Kate Mulgrew vs Robert Beltran (Beltran criticized the writing on ST:Voyager. Mulgrew
didnt like that)

Eddie Murphy vs David Spade (DS mocked EM on SNL)

Bill Murray vs Chevy Chase (Bad on-set relations on SNL)
Bill Murray vs Dustin Hoffman (Bad on-set relations on Tootsie)
Dave Navarro vs Fiona Apple (He was creepy towards her, verging on stalking)
Martina Navratilova vs Michael Jordan (Because she thinks he should have done more-i.e., done just about anything--to help anyone other than himself and his bank account)
Thandie Newton vs Marky Mark (Bad on-set relations on What About Charlie)
Jack Nicholson vs Angelica Huston (Bitter separation)
Stevie Nicks vs Madonna (SN thought that the Madonna-Britney kiss was "the most
obnoxious moment in television history." Me, I'd rank the kiss as much less obnoxious
than any moment on television when Nicks speaks, but what do I know?)
Oasis vs Blur (Oasis being assholes)
Oasis vs Chumbawumba (Duelling egos)
Joyce Carol Oates vs Truman Capote (He said of her: "[She] is a joke monster who
ought to be beheaded in a public auditorium ... To me, she's the most loathsome creature
in America. I've seen her, and to see her is to loathe her. To read her is to absolutely
vomit.)
Carroll OConnor vs Norman Lear (Bad on-set relations on All in the Family)
Rosie O'Donnell vs Woody Allen (Over Soon-yi)
Rosie O'Donnell vs Bill Clinton (He disgusts her for all the obvious reasons)
Rosie O'Donnell vs Bryant Gumbel (Does anyone need a reason to hate Bryant
Gumbel?)
Rosie O'Donnell vs Anne Heche (R finds A not gay enough)
Rosie ODonnell vs Charlton Heston (Over the NRA and guns)
Rosie O'Donnell vs Michael Jackson (For all the obvious reasons)
Rosie O'Donnell vs Liza Minnelli (Liza backed out of Rosie's final show to do The
View)
Rosie O'Donnell vs Kelly Ripa (KR went public with it being Rosie who humiliated
Susan Lucci)
Rosie O'Donnell vs Joan Rivers (Rosie thinks Joan is mean-spirited, and said so.)
Rosie ODonnell vs Tom Selleck (Over guns; Rosie was rude to Tom about that on her
show)
Rosie O'Donnell vs Sharon Stone (Random bitchiness)

Rosie O'Donnell vs Oprah Winfrey (Jealousy is an ugly thing)

Gary Oldman vs Winona Ryder (They hated each other on the set of Dracula)
Tatum O'Neal vs John McEnroe (Bitter divorce)
Laurence Olivier vs Marilyn Monroe (Bad on-set relations on The Prince and the
Showgirl)
Laurence Olivier vs Merle Oberon (Bad on-set relations on Wuthering Heights)
Yoko Ono vs George Harrison, Paul McCartney, and Ringo Starr (The classic pop music
feud)
Bill O'Reilly vs Ann Coulter (Duelling egos)
Bill O'Reilly vs Rolling Stone
Tony Orlando vs Wayne Newton (Business deal gone very wrong)
Sharon Osbourne vs Billy Corgan (ill feelings from the Smashing Pumpkins)
Sharon Osborne vs Sting (over Sting's wife)
The Osbournes vs Bill Cosby (BC criticized the family as "sad")
The Osbournes vs Ted Nugent (Nugent, asshole that he is, described Ozzy as a
"blithering, hopeless idiot," and Ozzy & Sharon returned fire)
Donny Osmond vs Marie Osmond (Sibling rivalry)
Peter O'Toole vs Michael Caine (O'Toole agrees with Richard Harris that Caine frittered
his talent away with booze)
Al Pacino vs Francis Ford Coppola (Bad on-set relations on Godfather III)
Al Pacino vs Keanu Reeves (Bad on-set relations)
Camille Paglia vs Ralph Fiennes (She described him as antiseptic)
Gwyneth Paltrow vs Minnie Driver (Over Matt Damon, of all things)
Gwyneth Paltrow vs Joseph Fiennes (Bad on-set relations on Shakespeare in Love)
Gwyneth Paltrow vs Jennifer Lopez (Over Ben Affleck! Girl, please!)
Sarah Jessica Parker vs Kim Cattrall vs Cynthia Nixon vs Kristen Davis (After six years
nobody likes anybody on the set of Sex and the City)
Mandy Patinkin vs Pat Benatar
Mandy Patinkin vs the Chicago Hope cast & crew (He was a complete schmuck during
his tenure on the show)
Sean Penn vs Bill O'Reilly (Duelling egos)
Sean Penn vs Howard Stern (Duelling egos)

Matthew Perry vs Matt LeBlanc (Bad on-set relations on Friends)

Matthew Perry vs Salma Hayek (Did not get along at all when they acted together)
Brad Pitt vs Tom Cruise (Bad on-set relations on Interview with the Vampire)
Brad Pitt vs Harrison Ford (Bad on-set relations on The Devils Own)
Roman Polanski vs Faye Dunaway (Bad on-set relations on Chinatown)
Roman Polanski vs John Travolta (Bad on-set relations on The Double, and Roman
trashed $cientology)
Kelly Preston vs Lisa Marie Presley ($cientology feud)
Andre Previn vs Woody Allen (Over Woody & Andres daughter, Soon-Yi)
Princess Diana vs Elton John, Fergie, and many others (Princess Di being unable to cope
with less than total devotion)
Prodigy vs Madonna (Duelling egos)
Prodigy vs Rolling Stone magazine (Prodigy were upset over a RS feature on them)
Prodigy vs Spice Girls (Duelling egos)
Dennis Quaid vs Russell Crowe ('cause Crowe cuckolded Quaid with Meg Ryan)
Dan Quayle vs Friends ('cause Quayle is a nit-wit)
Tony Randall vs Glenn Close (Duelling egos from their Broadway years)
Sally Jesse Raphael vs Rush Limbaugh (Long-running feud between competitors and
political opposites)
Dan Rather vs Diane Sawyer (Duelling egos)
Dan Rather vs Morley Safer (Duelling egos)
Robert Redford vs Ben Bradlee (Bad on-set relations on All the Presidents Men)
Robert Redford vs Courtney Love (Because Redfords Sundance Film Festival
threatened to show the anti-Courtney documentary)
Vanessa Redgrave vs Lynn Redgrave (Sibling hatred)
Keanu Reeves vs Henry Rollins (Bad on-set relations on Johnny Mnemonic)
Keanu Reeves vs Charlie Sheen (CS made some snarky comment about KR's acting
ability)
Carl Reiner vs Procter & Gamble (P&G were idiots about The Dick Van Dyke Show)
Burt Reynolds vs Kathleen Turner (Bad on-set relations on Switching Channels)
Debbie Reynolds vs Liza Minelli (Liza pulled out of one of Debbies charity events at
the last minute)

Trent Reznor vs Courtney Love (Duelling egos)

Ving Rhames vs Oliver Stone (Bad on-set relations on Any Given Sunday)
Christina Ricci vs Courtney Love (CR was critical of CLs cosmetic surgery)
Keith Richards vs Mick Jagger (Duelling egos)
Keith Richards vs Oasis
Alan Rickman vs John Malkovich (JM, that pud, insulted AR's acting ability)
Geraldo Rivera vs Christiane Amanpour (Professional rivalry spiced by Geraldos
braggadocio)
Joan Rivers vs Gillian Anderson (Rivers, that hag, was nasty about Gillian's outfit at the
Oscars)
Joan Rivers vs Kathy Bates (Joan being an ass, as usual)
Joan Rivers vs Cher (Joan being an ass, as usual)
Joan Rivers vs Geena Davis (Joan being an ass, as usual)
Joan Rivers vs Janeane Garofalo (Joan being an ass, as usual)
Joan Rivers vs Madonna (Joan being an ass, as usual)
Joan Rivers vs Helen Mirren (Joan was quite crass and obnoxious to HM during the
Oscars)
Joan Rivers vs Staff of 60 Minutes (She was obnoxious to them when they shared the
same building)
Eric Roberts vs Julia Roberts (Long-running sibling feud)
Julia Roberts vs George W. Bush (Political stuff)
Julia Roberts vs Nick Nolte (Bad on-set relations on I Love Trouble)
Julia Roberts vs Stephen Spielberg (Bad on-set relations on Hook)
Edward G. Robinson vs George Raft (Bad on-set relations on Manpower, and the pair
were rivals for Marlene Dietrichs affections)
Chris Rock vs Matt Drudge (Because MD lied about supposed anti-American content
in Head of State)
Dennis Rodman vs Carmen Electra (Bad breakup)
Dennis Rodman vs Oprah Winfrey (O disapproved of Ds freakshow act)
Mimi Rogers vs Michelle Pfeiffer.
Al Roker vs Good Morning America (Duelling egos)
Rolling Stones vs David Letterman

Henry Rollins vs Steven Seagal.

Ray Romano vs the cast of Everybody Loves Raymond (RR made no friends during his
contract negotiations)
Axl Rose vs Slash (Duelling egos)
Roseanne vs Mr. Blackwell (He was critical of how she dressed)
Roseanne vs the British Royal Family (She described them as a "trailer park family")
Roseanne vs Jodie Foster (JF wasnt happy when R outed her)
Diana Ross vs Mary Wilson (Bad relations from when they sang together)
Mickey Rourke vs Nicole Kidman (MR has this nutty idea that NK barred him from In
The Cut)
Winona Ryder vs Russell Crowe (He kept hitting on her, and she kept saying no.)
Winona Ryder vs Richard Gere (Bad on-set relations.)
Winona Ryder vs Rosie O'Donnell (R slagged her but good in one of R's tirades)
Winona Ryder vs Gwyneth Paltrow (G stole the part in Shakespeare in Love away from
W)
Bob Saget vs Norm Macdonald (B dogged N on Sterns show)
Pat Sajak vs Rosie O'Donnell (P was critical of R and her supposed world-saving goals)
Adam Sandler vs Winona Ryder (Bad on-set relations on Sandlers latest)
Susan Sarandon vs Jacqueline Bisset (SS somewhat inexplicably being a bitch to JB)
Diane Sawyer vs Barbara Walters (Duelling egos)
Diane Sawyer vs 20/20 staff (Sawyer was hard to work with)
Claudia Schiffer vs Naomi Campbell (NC was unforgivably nasty to CS)
Claudia Schiffer vs Chanel & Stella Tennant (CS was bitter at being dumped by Chanel
for Stella Tennant)
Maria Schneider vs Bernardo Bertolucci (MS felt ill-used by BB during shooting of Last
Tango in Paris)
Rob Schneider vs Justine Bateman & Ron Eldard (JB & RE claim that RS drove them
off of Men Behaving Badly)
Joel Schumacher vs Val Kilmer (Val did his usual shtick on the set of Batman Forever)
Joel Schumacher vs Howard Stern (Stern being a jerk, as usual)
Patti Scialfa (Mrs. Bruce Springsteen) vs Norah Jones (PS being a particularly graceless
bad loser over NJ beating Bruce Springsteen at the Emmys)

Martin Scorsese vs Oliver Stone (O. criticized Ms Kundun)

Stephen Seagal vs Julianna Margulies (Bad on-set relations on Out for Justice)
Chloe Sevigny vs Kate Hudson (CS called KHs style boring)
Chloe Sevigny vs Gwyneth Paltrow (CS dogged GPs personal style)
Chloe Sevigny vs Charlize Theron (CS called CT tacky)
The crew of Shaft vs Samuel L. Jackson (SLJ, alas, did not act well on-set)
Omar Sharif vs Babs Streisand (Bad on-set relations on Funny Girl)
Al Sharpton vs Jesse Jackson (Duelling egos)
Al Sharpton vs Michael Jackson (MJ attacked Tommy Mottola, which Big Al took
exception to)
William Shatner vs the rest of the cast of Star Trek (The Original Series) (The man was
an egomaniac in those days)
Ally Sheedy vs Demi Moore (Break-up bitterness, and A criticized D for marrying Bruce
Willis for money rather than love)
Every Sheen in existence vs Rob Lowe (Robs ego couldnt take Martin Sheen being
larger than him on West Wing. The Sheens took exception to Robs complaints)
Charlie Sheen vs Rosie Perez (CS said that her voice would drive him to heroin)
Charlie Sheen vs Eric Stoltz
Martin Sheen vs George W. Bush (Over politics and what Dubya is doing to the U.S.
and the world)
Brooke Shields vs Andre Agassi (Bitter breakup)
Brooke Shields vs James Woods (Woods made some gratuitously nasty comments about
her)
Elizabeth Shue vs Oprah Winfrey (Oprah showed Shue's first acting job [a fast food
commercial] on Oprah's show. Shue was embarassed by that)
Richard Simmons vs Eddie Murphy (Despite his public averrals Simmons wasn't thrilled
with Murphy's impersonation of him)
Richard Simmons vs Howard Stern (Stern made homophobic comments about
Simmons)
Frank Sinatra vs Joe DiMaggio (Sinatra hit on Marilyn Monroe, DiMaggio's ex-wife.
DiMaggio didn't like that)
Frank Sinatra vs Peter Lawford (Frank thought Lawford betrayed him by being friendly
to JFK)

Frank Sinatra vs Sinead O'Connor (Over her refusal to sing the American national
anthem)
Frank Sinatra vs Robert Redford (Sinatra had a nasty comment to make about Redford's
ego)
Nancy Sinatra vs Connie Chung (Chung referred to Frank Sinatra's "boozing and
womanizing," and Nancy took exception to this)
Nancy Sinatra vs Elizabeth Taylor (Over ET's comments that Frank Sinatra refused to
help gays who had AIDS)
Isaac Bashevis Singer vs Barbra Streisand (Singer hated what Streisand did to his story
"Yentl." So did the rest of us).
Bryan Singer vs the cast of X-Men 2 (Singer acted badly and unprofessionally)
John Singleton vs Samuel L. Jackson (Jackson got irritated at Singleton's whoring about
and generally unprofessional behavior on the set of Shaft)
Siouxsie Sioux vs Courtney Love (S dogged Cs cosmetic surgeries)
Tom Sizemore vs Val Kilmer (Didn't get along when they acted together)
Jaclyn Smith vs Kathie Lee Gifford (J criticised KLG for KLGs clothing being made in
sweatshops)
Kevin Smith vs Linda Fiorentino (LF acted the diva on the set of Dogma)
Kevin Smith vs Jon Peters & Tim Burton (K loathed what Peters and Burton did
to Batman)
Tom Smothers vs Dick Smothers (Sometimes brothers don't love each other as much as
they should)
Patty Smythe vs Bono (P. didnt like U2's cover of one of her songs)
Tom Snyder vs Craig Kilborn (Random bitchiness)
Elke Sommer vs Zsa Zsa Gabor (Random bitchiness)
Paul Sorvino vs Billy Corgan (B. insulted Mira Sorvino. Father Paul didnt take that
well)
Kevin Spacey vs Sandra Dee (SD is angry that KS wants Drew Barrymore to play SD in
a Bobby Darin biopic)
Kevin Spacey vs RuPaul (RuPaul wants Kevin to come out of the closet)
David Spade vs Robert Downey, Jr. (D had no sympathy for Rs umpteenth drug bust)
Britney Spears vs Beyonce (The aptly initialed BS thinks that morals mavens
should go after Beyonce instead of her. As if).
Britney Spears vs Sarah Jessica Parker (Parker wouldn't let Spears appear on Sex and

the City, because Parker is jealous, insecure, and aging, and Spears is young and
attractive)
Aaron Spelling vs Shannon Doherty (He gave her many chances, and she misused every
one of them)
Spice Girls vs David Beckham (DB played Yoko Ono)
Spice Girls vs Ginger Spice (Bad breakup)
Spice Girls vs Oasis (Noel Gallagher thought they were idiots)
Steven Spielberg vs Jean-Luc Goddard (SS had a sarky comment about one of
Goddards films)
Steven Spielberg vs Robert Zemeckis (No one knows for sure, but rumor has it that it
may have to do with Kate Capshaw borrowing dresses)
John & Rebecca Stamos vs Howard Stern (J&R say that Stern lied about getting a
topless dance from R.)
Ringo Starr vs Public Enemy (Starr was critical of rap in general and P.E. in particular)
Howard Stern vs William Bennett (H. rightly pointing out that WB is a foul hypocrite)
Howard Stern vs Heather Locklear (H. being a jerk, as usual)
Howard Stern vs Bill Maher (An arrogant idiot versus an arrogant smart man)
Howard Stern vs Alanis Morrisette (H. being a jerk, as usual)
Howard Stern vs Rupert Murdoch (H. being a jerk, as usual)
Howard Stern vs Rosie O'Donnell (H. being a jerk, as usual)
Howard Stern vs Oprah Winfrey (H. being a jerk, as usual)
Dave Stewart vs Annie Lennox (Bad blood from the Eurythmics days and their breakup)
Rod Stewart vs Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg, and
everyone who didn't attend the Princess Di benefit (Rod took their lack of attendance
personally)
Sting vs Rosie O'Donnell
Oliver Stone vs Richard Gere (O. criticised Geres anti-China stance over Tibet. O is an
idiot, of course)
Oliver Stone vs P. Diddy (P. is bitter at being rejected for a role in Any Given Sunday)
Sharon Stone vs Billy Baldwin (Bad on-set relations on Sliver)
Sharon Stone vs Gwyneth Paltrow (Random bitchiness)
Sharon Stone vs Steven Seagal (Random bitchiness)
Sharon Stone vs Dwight Yoakam (She said that the relationship was worse than a "dirt

sandwich")
Babs Streisand vs Andre Agassi (Romance gone wrong)
Babs Streisand vs David Bowie (Because he dared to pronounce her name incorrectly)
Babs Streisand vs Celine Dion (Babs thinks Celine is ripping off her stage act)
Babs Streisand vs John-John Kennedy
Babs Streisand vs Bette Midler
Babs Streisand vs the makers of South Park (Because she has no sense of humor, and
they quite effectively mocked her)
Babs Streisand vs Ken Starr (Streisand was a Clinton supporter)
Amy Tan vs Stephen & Tabitha King (Business deal gone wrong)
Quentin Tarantino vs Fun Lovin' Criminals (Over their sample of dialogue from Pulp
Fiction)
Quentin Tarantino vs Mira Sorvino (Very acrimonious breakup)
Elizabeth Taylor vs Joan Collins (Bad on-set relations on These Old Broads)
Elizabeth Taylor vs Eddie Fisher (EF told a little too much about ET for her liking in his
autobio)
Elizabeth Taylor vs Barbara Walters
Shirley Temple vs Ronald Reagan
John Tesh vs Bob Costas (Costas hates Tesh's music and vapid commentary)
Paul Theroux vs Bruce Chatwin (Theroux was a jerk to Chatwin)
Paul Theroux vs V.S. Naipul (Naipul being a jerk to Theroux)
Hunter S. Thompson vs Jerry Seinfeld (HST fell for one of JS' pranks and isn't happy
about it)
Billy Bob Thornton vs Val Kilmer (Bad on-set relations on The Man Who Broke a
Thousand Chains)
Uma Thurman vs Oprah Winfrey
Spencer Tracy vs Nancy Reagan
John Travolta vs Kevin Costner (Costner had an affair with Travolta's wife)
Alex Trebek vs Regis Philbin (Trebek bashed Who Wants To Be On A Stupefyingly
Boring TV Show)
Tricky vs Finley Quaye (Quaye claimed he was Tricky's uncle)
Donald Trump vs Daryl Hannah

Ted Turner vs Rupert Murdoch (Politics and a possibly apocryphal yacht race which
Murdoch lost and Turner, as always, was a poor winner)
Tina Turner vs Elton John (TT criticized EJ's piano playing)
Tina Turner vs Ike Turner (He beat her and treated her horribly)
Usher vs Sisqo (Doggin' and dissin' each other over not much in particular)
James Van Der Beek vs Katie Holmes vs Joshua Jackson (Bitter love triangle)
Nia Vardalos vs Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson vs Vardalos' former friends (It seems that
everyone involved in My Big Fat Greek Wedding handled its success poorly)
Nia Vardalos vs Russell Crowe (NV called RC "fat")
Nia Vardalos vs Jack Nicholson (NV, decrying the Hollywood double standard about
weight, noted JN's gut size)
Paul Verhoeven vs Joe Eszterhas (Over the credit for Basic Instinct)
Paul Verhoeven vs Sharon Stone (She insists that he tricked her into the infamous full
frontal shot in Basic Instinct. He says she's a liar.)
Gore Vidal vs Truman Capote (Random bitchiness on both their parts)
Gore Vidal vs Dominick Dunne (Vidal thinks Dunne is a social whore)
Gore Vidal vs Charlton Heston (Heston was offended by Vidal talking about the gay
subtext in Ben Hur)
Gore Vidal vs the Kennedys (Vidal was not merciful in his assessment of them)
Kurt Vonnegut vs Geraldo Rivera (Geraldo cheated on his wife, who was Vonnegut's
daughter)
Robert Wagner vs Aaron Spelling (Wagner sued Spelling's company over a bad business
& 90210 deal)
Mark Wahlberg vs Charlton Heston (They clashed over gun control)
Mark Wahlberg vs Tara Reid (Drunken fight)
Jeannette Walls vs Matt Drudge (I love it when gossip columnists quarrel. Lucky for me,
I'm too obscure for anyone to pick a fight with me)
Burt Ward vs Adam West (Clashing egos over Batman)
Denzel Washington vs Anne Heche (Because of Denzel's disappearing acts on the set
of John Q)
Damon Wayans vs Jim Carrey (Wayans feels that Carrey has snubbed his former In
Living Color castmates)
Damon Wayans vs Bernie Mac and D.L. Hughley (DW blamed BM for Fox placing

BM's show opposite DW's; DLH rightly pointed out that DW was acting the moron)
Raquel Welch vs Jim Brown (Bad on-set relations on 100 Rifles)
Mae West vs Raquel Welch (Bad on-set relations on Myra Breckenridge)
Mae West vs WC Fields (Rubbed each other the wrong way)
James Whale vs George Cukor
Joanne Whalley vs Val Kilmer (Kilmer supposedly hit Whalley while they were married)
Wil Wheaton vs Brian Austin Green (Supposedly a very bad breakup)
Joss Whedon vs the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences (Because the Academy,
which is responsible for the Emmys, are complete morons who have consistently
mistreated Wheedon and Buffy)
Esther Williams vs Merv Griffin
Robin Williams vs Howard Stern (Over Stern's negative words about Jakob the Liar)
Walter Jon Williams vs Wired magazine (There was a little matter of copyright
violations)
Bruce Willis vs Richard Gere (Willis didn't want to act next to Gere because Gere wasn't
"manly" enough. Gere heard of these comments)
Bruce Willis vs Cybil Shepherd (When things got bad on the set of Moonlighting, they
got really bad)
Oprah Winfrey vs Danny Glover (Because Glover sided with his wife, who Winfrey was
feuding with over the writing credits to Beloved)
Oprah Winfrey vs Dr. Phil (because Oprah decided to extend her contract--Dr. Phil had
been expecting to inherit Oprah's time slots after she retired)
Oprah Winfrey vs Michael Jackson (Because Michael dared to do an interview with
someone other than Oprah)
Oprah Winfrey vs David Letterman (Over his weight jokes)
Oprah Winfrey vs Monica Lewinsky (Oprah got in a snit because Monica wouldn't do
her first interview with Oprah)
Oprah Winfrey vs Joan Rivers (Over Rivers' cracks about Oprah's weight)
Oprah Winfrey vs Richard Simmons (He dared predict she'd gain her weight back after
her liquid diet. He was right, which made it worse for her)
Debra Winger vs Richard Gere (They hated each other during the shooting of Officer
and a Gentleman)
Debra Winger vs Charlton Heston (His macho bullshit got to her)

Kate Winslet vs Leo DiCaprio (Because Leo treated Kate appallingly. Leo really is a
nasty little punk, isn't he?)
Shelley Winters vs Bette Davis
Reese Witherspoon vs Nicole Kidman (RW feels that NK stole a part in Bewitched from
her)
Reese Witherspoon vs Kevin Smith (Over the script for Overnight Delivery)
John Woo vs Jackie Chan (Didn't enjoy working together)
John Woo vs Jean-Claude van Damme (Because van Damme, aka "150 pounds of
Flemish buttsteak," ruined Woo's first crack at the American film market)
James Woods vs Bill Clinton (Woods disapproved of Clinton's behavior in office, and
said so)
Sean Young & James Woods vs Oliver Stone (Both actors had bad experiences working
with Oliver Stone)
Renee Zellweger vs Janet Jackson (JJ threw a hissy fit on hearing that Zellweger would
introduce her)
Rob Zombie vs Ben Folds Five (Zombie's opinion of their music is low)