Sam Vincente

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Pings
sweet dreams
what are you wearing?
lets go rob a bank
lets go to mexico
hey, who are you fucking tonight?
RAAAA! Dinosaur attack!
think I'm dying
where are you?

Hooks
* * Yessica * * oh la la (send to Veronica)
I was thinking...
have an idea..
good news
I don't know
did I just see you?
I just met your twin
congratulations
I was just thinking of you, congratulations
I hate you

Qualification
which Jenny is this and how did you get in my phone?
let me know when you want a shot at the title

Sex

Relationships

Travel

I hope your party doesn't fucking suck

Anti-Flaking
how many reasons have you come up with not to see me?
quantas razones tienes para no verme?
tomorrow the adventure begins
maana comenzara la aventura

Flaking
beauty is common, but people with a great attitude and a great outlook in life are rare and worth getting to
know, even if you meet them at a club. I hope you can find a reason to see me again.
la belleza es comn, pero la gente con una gran actitud y un gran panorama en la vida son raras y vale la
pena conocerlas... an si las conoces en un boliche.. ojal que puedas encontrar una razn para ver me de
nuevo
you're boring, bowling is fun

Comfort
it's good that you're not a drunken slut like other girls
you seem quite shy

DHVs
did you call me yesterday?

Negs
do you have Alan's contact?
who is this?
even though you seem confident, I think you are actually timid
what are you learning today?
do you always talk to gringos?
do you always give your phone number to strangers?
please don't call me

Loss Anxiety
I hate my girlfriend

Untested
are we fighting?
I forgot, are we fighting and most importantly, am I winning?

gay
and?
you're everything I never thought I wanted
where were you today? how could you stand me up like that?
stop thinking about me, it makes my nose itchy
I get so emotional when you are not around. I think the emotion is happiness
if I could blink and be anywhere right now, I would be under your desk
hey, if you ever disappeared while hiking, I'd remain with the search party until it started raining.
hey, I really miss you and want to see you badly BUT this dumbass security guard won't let me into the zoo.
can you escape?
hey I was just thinking of you. wish you were here to
clean my house and do my dishes
fetch me a drink and give me a foot massage
cook me something and do my dishes
morning. don't be mad that I snuck out of your place while you were sleeping. its not that the sex was bad,
its just... well I had an early meeting and you understand. hugs and kisses!
my dog is cuter than your dog
*dirty text message*
hey I'm devising a plan to eradicate world peace. I may need your help.
I'm going to lure girls back to my place with candy. do you prefer gummy bears or marshmellows?
you know what I hate? when you're minding your own business then.. BAM! you're attacked by flying
monkeys.
you would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you
its all gone!
I ate it all
the candy I got you for Valentines

About Sam Vincente

Sam Vincente was born in prison in Ecuador. He surfs, travels, reads physics papers and talks
to girls. His mission is to break the world land speed record in a shopping trolley. You can follow
him via RSS or on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr and even on Google+.

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