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Out of town ‘Yes’ CSA supports ‘No’ with the issues this week
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campaigners fill campus a majority vote 3 AFRICA
DANIEL BITONTI canvassers from other campuses have NICOLE ELSASSER affairs commissioner for the
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According to the organizers of received a negative response by some At a March 31 board of CSA, chaired the March 31 board
the ‘No’ campaign, they shouldn’t
be here. It’s a Guelph issue, with
Guelph dollars, they say, so why
University of Guelph students.
“I am frustrated at the hostility
that students from outside our
directors meeting, the Central
Student Association (CSA)
voted to support the ‘No’ side
meeting and therefore did not
vote, but said that the main reason
the CSA broke their neutrality
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then are students from York and campus have been facing on our in the referendum on continued stance was in the spirit of fairness SPORTS
the University of Ottawa canvassing
along Winegard Walk or in the
library, informing students on the
campus… the fact that they’re
getting heckled and the fact that
they’re getting yelled at, the fact
membership in the Canadian
Federation of Students (CFS).
This effectively allows the CSA to
for both sides.
“Both CFS and CSA are student
organizations. Students pay to both
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reasons why they should vote ‘Yes’ that lies are being spread about use their organization’s resources the CFS and the CSA,” explained
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on continued membership in the them getting paid,” she said. “This to campaign to discontinue Armstrong. “CFS is paying for the
Canadian Federation of Students is not true. A large portion are here membership in the CFS. ‘Yes’ campaign, meaning students
(CFS)? devoting their time to talk to us and The referendum is the result are paying for the ‘Yes’ campaign.
For the ‘Yes’ campaigners, it’s it just really frustrated me to see the of a recent court battle between The CSA [was] not campaigning
simple: their presence on campus is negative attitude a lot of students are the CSA and the CFS, after a for the ‘No’ campaign, therefore
a sign of solidarity. taking.” requested referendum was halted students [were] not paying for INDEX
“I am so happy to see York Starting April 7, voting began on by the CFS; both the federal and the ‘No’ campaign. Which means
students on our campus and Ryerson continued membership in CFS. Up provincial factions of the lobbying there was not an equal allocation Arts & Culture
students on our campus to explain until April 6, an active ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ group claimed that there were of resources. That was one point Sports & Health
why it’s important to work together. campaign was visible across campus: issues with the petitions that had for taking a stand, that is leveling Life
I am so happy that they took time in the UC courtyard, for example, initiated the referendum. the resource allocation.”
Opinion
off from their days either from their both ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ campaign stations The motion to end the CSA’s Denise Martins, another CSA
unions or their studies to come and were set up where students could neutrality stance and take a side in board of directors member and Editorial
talk to us and explain their process,” be provided with the competing the referendum was hotly debated, the incoming external affairs Crossword
said Denise Martins, the incoming arguments. Both campaigns passing with a 16 to 7 majority, commissioner, voted to maintain Comics
external commissioner for the CSA, registered with the Referendum with some board members the CSA’s neutrality stance and Classified
who has been actively campaigning Oversight Committee (ROC) prior abstaining from the vote. said that it was a mistake to do Community Listings
for the ‘Yes’ side. Gavin Armstrong, the
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With the referendum $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
to the campaign period, adhering to
underway, the CFS is certain campaign protocols.
“Anyone campaigning had to
asked ‘show me the follow the campaign protocol and
money’ the campaign protocol does not say
you have to be a university of Guelph
NICOLE ELSASSER $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ student to campaign,” said Gavin
Denise Martins has been a Armstrong, a member of the ROC.
strong presence on the ‘Yes’ side “There are a number of students
during the campaign period leading from across the country who are
up to the referendum on continued here promoting the ‘Yes’ campaign.”
membership in the Canadian While the ‘No’ campaign
$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
Federation of Students (CFS) on acknowledged the right of non-
the University of Guelph campus. Guelph students’ to be on campus,
Martins, an avid CFS supporter members questioned the legitimacy
and incoming external affairs of their presence.
commissioner for the Central “This is a referendum that was
Student Association (CSA), has also $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ organized by Guelph students.
been going to classrooms to speak to Guelph students signed on. Guelph
students about the benefits to being student paid the fees. Guelph
part of a national student union with students did all the organizing.
a mandate to lobby the government And it’s important that when these
on the behalf of students. $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
issues are presented to us it’s from
According to Martins, she has Guelph students. From people
encountered many questions about we know. From people who know
the various aspects of the CFS, but our issues. Who know what are
a great deal of them have been about Rashaad Bhamjee perspective is on issues,” said Curtis
money in particular. Among other things, $224,000 can pay a semester’s tuition for 90 undergraduate students at the University Batuszkin, a ‘No’ campaigner and
The contribution from U of of Guelph. the student responsible for starting
G students to the CFS is more the referendum petition drive
than $224, 000 of a $7 million treasurer for the CFS, has been everything from the money spent in September. “They don’t know
dollar budget that the CFS works on campus, speaking to students on research which helps to mobilize our history of sustainability. They
with annually to run their many about the work that the CFS does. members and puts research in WHAT CAN YOU DO don’t know our history regarding
programs. She explained that many According to Molenhuis, the money the hands of politicians and the WITH $224, 000? CSA services. They don’t know our
students have misconceptions about that U of G students pay to the CFS campaigns and mobilization work history regarding our human rights
where their money is going. that the federation does. The entire background at the University. They
“A lot of what I’ve been hearing budget is the movement’s budget. simply don’t know. How can they
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that you can’t see the budget [for For Dave Molenheuis, the CFS
the CFS],” said Martins “Go to been hearing is Martins, who is also a student national treasurer, the logic of ‘No’
the CSA office during office hours that there’s no at the U of G and contributes the t"#FOUMFZ campaigners simply doesn’t add up.
and you will find that if you ask for $7.17 per semester to the CFS, feels Continental GT “The fact of the matter is that
a budget from any CFS meeting in transparency or that students are unclear, at times, on students who are members of the
the last 20 years, you will be given that you can’t see the what they are paying the CFS to do. t"UIDFOUVSZWJPMJO federation want to continue to work
one.” “I think a lot of people are or a 13th century with students from Guelph through
Martins also explained that when
budget [for the CFS] thinking of them as donations but I their national student movement.
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students do look at the budget, they think I’m paying them to lobby on And so I’m a bit confused as to why
may continue to be unclear about why Denise Martins my behalf,” said Martins. that would be an issue,” he said.
money is spent on particular things. ‘Yes’ campaigner With students being asked
tBDSFTPGMBLFGSPOU “Like myself, I’m here at the national
“Someone came forward to to vote ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ on continued property in Nova Scotia capacity to answer questions student
the ‘Yes’ table yesterday and asked membership with the CFS from might have about any issues or the
why we’re spending $150,000 on in their student fees goes into a pot April 7 to 9, the figure that U of t'FFETUBSWJOH work the federation has done in the
translation,” said Martins. “We need and then eventually funds the many G students contribute annually, African children for a year last couple of years… or the way
full-time translators. We are working campaigns the organization runs. $224, 000, is being widely discussed. Guelph students have worked with
to lobby federal government. We “[The money] goes from the Because an amount of money t0OFTFNFTUFSTUVJUJPOGPS other students across the province of
have francophone students as membership dues and then it goes this large is not one that many 90 undergraduate students Ontario on the Drop Fees campaign
well. We publish all our work in into the democratically decided upon undergraduate students deal with and worked with other students on
both French and English. We’re a campaigns, services and lobbying often, or let alone have a clear national campaigns.”
bilingual country and we have to in the federation,” said Molenhuis. concept of, one Ontarion staffer The campaign period is now
understand that.” “The entirety of the budget is decided to put it in perspective for over and students will continue to
Dave Molenhuis, the national arguably campaigns and advocacy… argument’s sake. vote online until April 9.
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As we see public discussion about sex becoming less taboo, we are able to explore further into sexual practices that might not have been talked about
in public forum before. This reinforces a dialogue about sex that helps to break down barriers to make people more comfortable and tolerant.
Sex is something that we have all been involved with at some level and is something that goes beyond relationships; it is something that can be indi-
vidual as well. Just take a visit to your local sex shop and see for yourself.
deeper With this feature, the Ontarion is trying to showcase the different and intriguing ways that sex presents itself to the student population. Everyone has
a different and unique way of talking about sex, and below are just a few examples of one of the most important and talked about issues, not only on
campus, but in our culture at large.
•Masturbation•
Women don’t really like sex, do they? Any woman who craves
•Sex Shopping•
Male masturbation certainly doesn’t have the same level of Ed Reiber has seen the same story playy outout
ut over
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veer and
and over
•Abstinence•
Abstinence. The only form of birth control that is 100 per cent ef-
sex simply must be suffering from hysteria and should be deni- mystique and intrigue – or frequency – as its female counterpart. again. fective, so they say. However true this adage may be, being a uni-
grated and cured of her affliction lest she poisons society. By nature, men are curious, and at a young age start exploring A group of university-aged males walk into his local sex versity student and choosing to abstain from sex is typically viewed
Certainly the aforementioned ideas are untrue and views on fe- what their bodies do, and how they work. shop, perusing the displays and making jokes about the prod- as the territory of the staunchly religious and those for whom the
male sexuality have come a long way from a time in the past when This self-exploration, not to mention the discovery of pornogra- ucts. After a few laughs, but rarely any purchases, the group opportunity for sex never truly arose. Many have expressed the
they were widely held as reality. Along with the idea that women phy and the realization that they are attracted to other men and/or leaves. But, a few days later, one or two will come back – al- sentiment that these abstainers can’t possibly know what they’re
were never to enjoy sex, they were also not to engage in mas- women, inevitably leads to masturbation, usually in late pre-teen ways on their own – and make a purchase. The group setting missing or else they would never have made the unconceivable
turbation. A woman choosing to pleasure herself was considered or early teenaged years. Thoughts race through their brains: will afforded the comfort of checking out Reiber’s products; the decision to wait. This being said, some, like our born-again virgin,
the cause of heart disease, cancer and hysteria and any woman I get caught? Do I really like what I’m seeing? What if I try it like return trip simply validated their interest. knew exactly what he was missing and is happy to wait anyway.
thought to engage in masturbation was in danger of having her this? Oh, that’s new! But...it happened so fast?! “It’s a big joke when they come in as a group; they’re laugh-
clitoris removed as punishment. While ideas about female mas- Renowned sex educator and counsellor Sue Johanson was ing a lot, especially when it’s guys,” said Reiber, the general At first, choosing to abstain from sex was an incredibly difficult
turbation have come far, it continues to be stigmatized in a way very candid in an interview conducted by the Toronto Sun about manager of the Love Shop on Woolwich St. in Guelph, and decision. This, due to the fact that I really like sex.
that male masturbation isn’t. According to the Transformation of her perception of the frequency of male masturbation. the former manager of a similar store in Waterloo. “They don’t I’d been having sex with committed partners since I was 19. A
Intimacy by Anthony Giddens, when asked if they have mastur- “99 per cent of men of all ages masturbate regularly,” began want their friends knowing what they’re buying, and the first late bloomer, some might say, I originally wanted to wait (like all
bated at any point in their lives, 90 per cent of men admitted to Johanson. “And the other one per cent are liars.” chance they get, they come back alone.” good Catholic boys do) until I had found “the one.”
having done so. Out of all women asked, 40 per cent of women Whether Johanson was being completely frank or slightly face- While Reiber admitted that his clientele in Guelph isn’t After finding who I thought was “the one” at 18, and dating her
claimed to have masturbated at some point. While certainly more tious is debatable, but nevertheless, her comment reinforces the made up of as many students as was the case in Waterloo, for about a year, she ended our relationship the day after her se-
women have then the survey expresses, there seems to be this fact that for many men – particularly at a young age – masturba- where his store was close to the campus, he did acknowledge nior prom. What I felt was inextricably more painful than anything I
reluctance to admit to having masturbated as a woman. tion fast becomes second nature, especially for those who may the importance of engaging the student sex shopper. had ever felt before. At 19, and incredibly horny, I’d thought for the
In order to conceive of a woman masturbating, many men in- cope with vasocongestion, aka “blue balls.” “We do a big promotion at the Envy Lounge in downtown last year that I was about to give myself away to someone I cared
stantly picture scenes set for a romantic mood complete with a Similar studies, such as American sex researcher Alfred Kin- Guelph. Every Sunday is the Sex and Blues Trivia,” said about. However, before I was 20, I was lucky enough to find some-
bubble bath or lit candles. Some ask what shower head was used sey’s 1948 report, Sexual Behavior in the Human Male, have al- Reiber. “We also offer a 20 per cent discount to students year-round. We recognize that they don’t have a lot of money, but they’re a big part one else whom I did care for ... well, for about an hour.
in the making of a young lady’s recent orgasm or inquire about leged that upwards of 90 per cent of men masturbate, with those of our business.” My decision to have sex for the first time resulted from the ‘spur
the treasure trove of sex toys she, no doubt, requires in order to numbers declining in marriages and old age. Reiber listed condoms, lubrication and novelty joke gifts among the most popular items sold to university students, with adult magazines and of the moment’ feeling that most guys get ... and although I’ve slept
pleasure herself sans partner. And so persist the age-old questions: how much is too much? vibrators in the next group of the most sought after items. with numerous women since, at 28 years of age now, I still regret
But sometimes all it takes is some pubescent curiosity and Should you stop masturbating when you’re in a relationship or More than anything though, he stressed the importance of developing an expert relationship with customers, offering help when necessary, my first time.
Gregory Smith, the young hero of the movie Small Soldiers. when you get married? without being intrusive. So, at 26 when I met my current girlfriend, a confident, indepen-
It was grade five. The year my parents bought me Small Sol- If you’re looking for answers, you’ll be hard pressed (no pun “The more comfortable you make the customer feel, the better their shopping experience will be,” said Reiber. “If you see a customer come in dent woman with high moral fibre, I knew that I may not be having
diers on VHS. The year public school teachers were separat- intended) to find concrete evidence either way, however, the no- and they’re nervous, you need to give them the support they need, but be discreet about it. You always want to make a joke out of it and have sex again for a while. It wasn’t until after a few months of being with
ing the boys and girls to have hushed conversations about our tion of compulsive masturbation is real, wherein the activity is per- fun.” her that I realized “a while” actually meant “not until marriage.” Al-
‘changing bodies’ and burgeoning sexual desires. In the pamphlet formed not for pleasure or gratification, but to reduce anxiety or though it was a difficult thing to accept, I’ve since come to welcome
each of the girls in my class was provided were instructions for stress. The practice of compulsion, according to The Diagnostic my present situation, because I know that I’m with an incredible
‘exploring our vaginas,’ just in case we were curious. We were. and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, significantly interferes person whom I love tremendously.
We’d heard and vaguely understood all of those Spice Girls lyrics with the individual’s normal routine, occupational functioning, or And at the same time, I know that I’ll finally get the chance to
and we wanted to know what we were missing. All the steps to usual social activities or relationships with others. In short, if mas- have the sex I’ve always wanted.
the exploration were in it and eagerly memorized to be used later, turbation is preventing you from leading a balanced lifestyle, per-
•Sex Addiction•
Dorfman and Rubinstein work on issues such as infidelity, a lack of passion and physical intimacy, communication problems, as well as
issues like arguing and power struggles. Regardless of the problem, both therapists say that building a strong emotional connection with
your partner is the most important thing in overcoming any one these issues.
It’s seems simple. You might be thinking, ‘tell me something new.’ But both Dorfman and Rubinstein say that building this connection re-
By now, you’re surely aware that when news of Tiger Woods’ addiction. today, in the privacy of your own home and your own room, you quires practice.
infidelities was made public, it was accompanied by his own ad- “Very often, we find something sexually inappropriate has hap- can view all kinds of things. This has created problems for peo- One common problem that most couples are familiar with is a discrepancy in sexual desire, where one partner has a higher desire than
mission of being an addict. A sex addict. pened prior to adolescence that introduced them to the idea of ple.” the other.
Many scoffed at the very idea, viewing the claim as nothing masturbation or sexuality early,” she said. “It’s about looking at In agreement with Dr. David Demonico’s research, Lawson ap- “[What we work on] is not making it a pathology, that there is something wrong with that, but to help them understand what is happening
more than a weak excuse for unforgivable behaviour. the criteria. Has this person’s tolerance increased to the point that proximated that five or six per cent of the population has a sexual in each one of them,” said Rubinstein. “In other words, it’s OK for the high-desire partner to want to have sex, but it is also okay for the low-
But, according to Penny Lawson, manager of family services they’re behaving in ways that they thought they never could? Is it addiction, with an additional five or six per cent falling into an ‘at desire partner to express that they’re not that interested.”
and special programs at Bellwood Health Services in Toronto, sex interfering in other aspects of their lives? Are people in their lives risk’ category. Rubinstein says that one of things to work on is actually listening to each other differently; to engage each other differently.
addiction is a real and treatable condition. objecting to what they’re doing? Have they tried to stop and not She also added that especially in the case of university stu- “I mean, for example, there are many couples who don’t look at each other in the eyes. So, even to have that type of engagement, where
“Sexual addiction is an addiction like any other,” said Lawson, been able to?” dents, sexual addiction can be difficult to diagnose. they look at each other and try to see who is there – so to speak – and try to understand what the person is feeling, [what they] are about
one of Canada’s leading experts on the topic. “You could substi- The advent of technology and the Internet has a clear positive “For someone who is new and in university, they probably have and to try and understand the emotional world of each of them.”
tute the word ‘sex’ for ‘alcohol.’ It is when a person uses some sort correlation with the likelihood of one developing a sexual addic- a high sex drive and perhaps for the first time, a lot of freedom,” Adds Dorfman, “It takes practice, it’s a skill. We’re not talking about staring at each other, but really trying to see who’s there. To learn from
of sexual behaviour to medicate or prevent uncomfortable emo- tion. she said. “Therefore, it can be hard to assess this group, because all your senses, to listen deeply when your partner is talking, to put all that busyness out of your own mind so you’re not trying to figure out
tional states.” “Obviously, pornography and masturbation are a big [factor] and what you’re doing in your first year away from home may not nec- what you’re going to say next, or not thinking I need to defend myself because he is really talking about me.”
It is important that people don’t attempt to ignore the serious have been since pornography was on the Internet around 1991,” essarily be addiction.” Both therapists say that learning to develop a strong emotional connection with your partners at a younger age is beneficial to a healthy
nature of sexual addiction and affix such a label to themselves to said Lawson. “Everybody has a natural tendency to be curious. Lawson listed websites such as sash.net and iitap.com as re- relationship down the road. A good sex life will surely be the result.
excuse cheating. Lawson indicated that through a series of tests, “In the old days, to see pornography, you had to have an ex- sources for people with questions about their own potentially ad-
experts can easily differentiate between a high sex drive and an change with someone; you had to buy a magazine or a tape. But dictive behaviour. There’s even more sex in the Ontarion this week! Female sexual dysfunction: a biological or social
Check out the following articles as well: problem? page 9
Sexposure: A final farewell page 13
Pop Cultured: A new kind of addiction page 16
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t-&0t and you’ll come up against someone of positive optimism will be strong when
You have a loud roar, Leo, and this who isn’t on your side, to say the least. the Moon conjuncts lyrical Neptune
week an associate will discover how Before you aim your stinger, consider in Aquarius on Friday. You’ll find that
strident you can be when you’re angry. if your energy would be better spent your inspiration skyrockets. You’ll revel
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On Monday Mercury squares Mars in creating a new lifestyle for yourself. You in your unconventional attitude this
fiery Leo and you’ll engage in a war of may become a mentor to a young person weekend and concoct a new image for
words with this person. You’ll return on Saturday. Remember that you have a yourself on Sunday.
to your home to take care of family lot to give to others, and they can benefit
issues on Saturday. Allow time to sort from your experience. t1*4$&4t
out your domestic matters. On Sunday You are usually laid-back in your
your attention turns to mystical subjects. t4"(*55"3*64t approach to life, Pisces. This week you’ll
You’ll read a book that will help you Sagittarius, you are usually too busy surprise yourself with your desire to go
l
develop spiritual insight. to think! However, this week you will after what you want with gusto! On
become much more reflective, starting Monday you’ll bring a bold attitude
t7*3(0t when profound Pluto, the ruler of your to your life experience. You won’t
i
Virgo, your innate shrewdness will zone of subconscious thoughts and back down when you run up against
kick in this week. That’s a good thing, feelings, turns retrograde on Tuesday. challenges. Your self-esteem will rise
because on Tuesday a difficult life choice A new responsibility will be added to on Saturday, and you’ll like what you
f
will confront you when Mercury, your your to-do list on Wednesday. Finding see when you look in the mirror as the
ruler, trines discerning Pluto. You will time for your task will prove a bit of a Moon in Pisces sextiles Venus. You’ll
make sure you select the right option. challenge. You’ll enter domestic mode have the confidence to strut your stuff.
Cabin fever will hit you on Saturday. on Sunday. You may spend time in
You often long for a change of scenery, your kitchen and prepare some of your Horoscopes courtesy of
since you’re of the Mutable Quality. favorite comfort foods. horoscope.com
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The Ontarion wants you to vote ‘No’ The Ontarion Inc.
University Centre
The Canadian Federation of they’ve been paying to them for and should be allowed to continue side and that they aren’t coming Room 264
Students (CFS) did everything the first time during this campaign to do for U of G students. But this, organically from students. But it’s University of Guelph
to stop this referendum from period. Last issue, the Ontarion to the Ontarion, speaks to a larger hard to ignore that there’s some N1G 2W1
happening. Months ago, they published the results of a CSA problem. truth to the assertions likening
refused to accept the petitions Capacity Analysis and Planning Why do they need to bring these outside canvassers to ontarion@uoguelph.ca
asking for the opportunity to let survey that revealed that in nearly students from outside universities interlopers.
U of G students decide whether all areas involving the services to influence Guelph students Let’s call a spade a spade here. Phone:
they truly want to be members offered to them by the CFS, they in a Guelph referendum about What this comes down to is the 519-824-4120
of the CFS. It took a court were either totally unaware of Guelph issues? The answer seems University of Guelph. Guelph General: x58265
battle and the ruling of a judge these services or had never used to be because there isn’t enough students paying Guelph money Editorial: x58250
to allow students the right to them at all. of a CFS-supporting presence on for services and advocacy from an Advertising: x58267
democratically decide where their Now that the CFS is looking campus to hold up the weight of organization that most students Accounts: x53534
money goes and whether they at loosing the $224, 000 that U a campaign; there weren’t enough aren’t even aware of.
want to be a part of this particular of G students provide them with students who openly cared enough It’s hard not to believe that Fax:
lobbying organization. Now that annually, they’re here and with to push for the ‘Yes’ side of the there could be a better alternative 519-824-7838
the CFS has been ordered by a some unusual tactics to boot. For debate. to the CFS. One that is present on
judge to allow this referendum to some reason, the ‘Yes’ campaigners According to Denise Martins, the campus all the year round; not Editorial staff
go forward, they have descended and the CFS felt it would be a good a ‘Yes’ campaigner and incoming just when they’re faced with losing Editor-in-chief
upon our school in droves to idea to bring in canvassers from CSA executive, in an article our money. It’s time we had a look Daniel Bitonti
Arts & culture editor
inform us of the value of a ‘united outside universities like York, U` of published in the news section of at what those might be.
Zack MacRae
student movement.’ T and Ryerson, among others, to this issue, the negative ideas about And that’s why the Ontarion News editor
But where were they before? go to classrooms, and walk around these outside-university canvassers wants you to vote a resounding Nicole Elsasser
Many students are hearing campus talking to students about are likely being disseminated by ‘No.’ Sports & health editor
about the CFS and the money all of the good that the CFS does those campaigning on the ‘No’ Mike Treadgold
Copy editor
Letters to the Editor Roli Wilhelm
Web editor
Retraction 3. Martin Straathof (College of Social OAC At-Large Elected) we cease to be members of the CFS. Sarawanan Ravindran
& Applied Human Sciences Student 25. Adam Little (CSA Board OVC In last week’s Ontarion, the
On April 1 the Ontarion Alliance) At-Large Elected) opposing sides were presented with Production staff
published an article entitled “No Photo & graphics editor
4. Kristin Butler (Central Veterinary 26. Lisa Parker (CSA Board CSAHS a disclaimer reminding you that Rashaad Bhamjee
Rules, No Problem.” Shortly Student Association) Appointed, CSAHS-SA VP-Admin- both the ‘Yes’ campaigners and the
after the publication of the article, Ad designer
5. Graeme Close (College of Elect) ‘No’ campaigners have an “agenda”. Anne Tabata
the Canadian Federation of Management and Economics Student 27. Lindsay Morris (CSA Board My agenda is the platform that I was
Students (CFS) contacted the Layout director
editorial staff of the Ontarion and Association) CSAHS Appointed) proudly elected upon. That platform Duncan Day-Myron
the CFS advised that the article 6. Guillaume Blais (College of 28. Johnathan McGillivray (CSA of student unity is why I am the
contained factual inaccuracies Biological Science Student Council, Board CSAHS At-Large Elected) chairperson of the Yes committee, Office staff
and a number of assertions based CSA Board) 29. Karen Larkin (CSA Board CME and it is why I believe the CFS is Business manager
on those inaccuracies. Based 7. Adam Kristoferson (College of At-Large Elected) the best chance we have at effecting Lorrie Taylor
on the advice of the CFS, we Physical & Engineering Science 30. Lyndsey Smith (CSA Board COA change. Office manager
immediately removed the article Student Council) At-Large Elected) For these reasons and many more, Monique Vischschraper
from the online version of the Ad manager
31. Mythri Viswanathan (CBS I urge you to vote YES to student Chris Hamelin
Ontarion. We regret any harm Student Senators: Student Council Student Governor) unity, YES to lower tuition, and YES
that may have been suffered 8. Nathan Lachowsky (CSA Academic 32. Leona Morris (ADFW to retaining our membership in the
by the CFS, the Canadian Board of directors
Federation of Students-Ontario, & University Affairs Commissioner) President) Canadian Federation of Students. President
and any other individual. 9. Kevin Bowman (CSA Academics Denise Martins David Evans
& University Affairs Commissioner- CSA External Affairs Chairperson
Elect) I came out of the recent CSA Commissioner-Elect Timothy McBride
Dear UofG Undergraduate Students, 10. Allison Webb (Student Senate elections feeling inspired and with Treasurer
Caucus Co-chair, B.Sc. Student renewed faith in my fellow students. Curtis Van Laecke
On Wednesday, March 31, Senator) Not only had I just been elected I just received a text message Secretary
2010, the Board of Directors of the 11. Thomas Piggott (B.Sc. Student the students’ External Affairs saying “vote NO for CFS”. Not only Joanna Sulzycki
Members
Central Student Association, which Senator, President of UoG Pre-Med Commissioner, but I was elected am I very annoyed with this, I am Matthew French
represents all undergraduate students Club) on a platform of student unity and even more concerned on how they Andrew Goloida
at the University of Guelph, voted to 12. Erin Preiss (B.Sc. Student cross-campus solidarity. Having got my number. I do not recognize James Hawkins
take an official stance, to support the Senator, Peer Helper) received overwhelming support the number and when I try to call it Marshal McLernon
NO campaign in the referendum 13. Kaitlyn Townsley (B.Sc. Student from students in this campus I the operator says the number if off.
regarding continued membership in Senator-Elect) was ready to defend these ideals Regardless if this someone I know
the Canadian Fedeation of Students 14. Jordan Evans (B.Comm. Student on behalf of all students (both I am disgusted by these tactics. I can
and in encouraging undergraduate Senator) Guelph and otherwise). I entered handle the aggressive campaigners
students to vote to de-federate from 15. John Sakaluk (B.A. Student this referendum confident and yelling at me as I try and educated
CFS and CFS-O. Senator, CSA Board Student Senate empowered. myself on the YES campaign (even Contributors
As elected and appointed Caucus Rep) Here we are now, in the middle though I am not YES). But I cannot Greg Beneteau
student leaders on this campus, and 16. Alisha Fernandez (BAS Student of a referendum that is asking us begin to comprehend this mob Aldis Brennan
Katelyn Dingman
representatives of various groups, Senator-Elect, DukeofEd President, whether we are stronger when mentality. If this is a group that wants Josh Doyle
departments and clubs, we support BASSA Rep) connected to students across to take over the responsibilities of the Justin Dunk
the CSA in their decision and 17. Derek Alton (BA Student Canada. The Canadian Federation CFS I am very worried. What kind Cathleen Finlay
Kyle Gillespie
encourage all undergraduate students Senator-Elect) of Students just like any other of propaganda will they be shoving Allen Isard
to vote No during the referendum 18. Josh Gaber (BComp Student organization has its imperfections, down my throat next? I wonder how Elizabeth McLeod
Sam Morton
voting period from April 7-9. Senator) however without membership in a they would react if they found out Michael Ridley
We, the undersigned, encourage 19. Kyle Runeckles (BSc Student national student organization, our the YES campaign did the same. Julia Shonfield
all undergraduate students at the Senator) students will be left isolated from As I mentioned before. I AM Andrew Townsend
Daniel Wright
University of Guelph to vote NO the broader student movement. This DISGUSTED. Aislinn Wyatt
in the referendum on continued And Other Student Leaders: situation will not only undermine Anthony Fedec
membership in the CFS and 20. Nick Stepanov (CSA Human our position, but also the position
CFS-O. Resources & Operations Comm.- of all students in Canada. It is vital Submit your
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