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It's the biggest land-run ever.
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Kentucky Daisey's like,
Sha-doink, this is my land.
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Wine is a very... it... high
[bleep] up quotient.
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Gordo is like, I'm
entering Earth's atmosphere.
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[mimics shuttle]
[bleep] bravo to me!
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Wait.
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Bass Reeves arrested 3,000
men in the line of duty.
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And he's like... pew, pew, pew.
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[laughing] I love you.
I'ma kiss you on your lips.
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[patriotic music]
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I grew up in the middle
of bum[bleep] Oklahoma,
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out in the Panhandle.
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We have this great history... you know,
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the Dust Bowl, and
everything really sucked.
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Oklahoma, like, we
rose to the challenge.
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We're the melting pot
of the United States.
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We are the armpit
of the United States.
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Or the armpit.
Melting pot... armpit...
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- Right.
- I've heard we're Kansas with a boner.
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[laughs]
True.
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- Do you like white wine?
- Yeah...
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- You do?
- I do.
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Wow, you don't know
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- Cheers.
- Kentucky Daisey.
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- Kentucky Daisey. [giggles]
- All the way.
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Are you shooting it?
You seem experienced, fella.
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You were, like... had been a
bridesmaid at one point in your life.
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- And you had shot some wine.
- Maybe.
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Hello, today we're gonna
talk about Kentucky Daisey
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and the great Oklahoma
land-run. [laughs]
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[chuckles]
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- Oh no, I can't.
- You're fine.
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So, late 1870s,
Kentucky Daisey is a journalist,
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They're like, Here's an assignment,
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why don't you go write
about making corn pie
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or pudding... article, or whatever.
Okay?
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She's like, Pfft, I need a
little bit more meaty [bleep].
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- Can I say... I can swear, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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So, the government has this land,
it's like, 2 million acres.
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I mean, taken from the
poor Native Americans,
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and they're like, What if we
give it to some crazy pioneers?
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Let them kinda cultivate it for us,
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make some cities, et cetera.
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It's so awful.
We took 2 million acres!
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- Wow.
- It's very sad.
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But anyways, God bless America.
[laughs]
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So, she hears about this huge land-run.
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April 22nd, noon, land-run,
160 acres for free...
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to white people.
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So, she is like, Hey, journalist, boss,
what if I went to this land-run
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and I talked about what girls are
wearing in terms of petticoats?
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But in her head is like,
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I'm gonna get a piece
of this land for me.
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There are 50,000 people
lining the border.
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Cannon goes off at noon.
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Boom.
Everybody's acting buck wild.
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Everybody's buck. They'll
trample other people.
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Take kids down. They don't care.
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And it's filled with journalists.
Kentucky Daisey's on the train.
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She's trying to keep it cool.
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But then, it goes up this
incline so it slows down.
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Kentucky Daisey's like,
[bleep] this [bleep].
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She jumps off of a moving train.
Over a ditch.
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Gets to the plot of land that she wants,
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pulls a stake out... pop!
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Claims the land.
Shoots a gun off,
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because, whatever, that's who she is.
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Thus I salute the Ken...
What?
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- What?
- The Kentucky Daisey claim.
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Thus I salute the Kentucky
Daisey claim! [mimics gunfire]
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She gets the land.
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And so, on her little piece of property,
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she builds a house and whatever,
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but she starts to kinda
get that hunger again.
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and I'm gonna ride a horse
in, like a badass bitch.
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Boom! Cannon goes off.
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And she does, she rides a horse in.
She's super cool.
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And then the horse acts
like a [bleep] asshole.
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Throws her.
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Tromps her face with its
little horse hooves...
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- She what?
- Tromped her face.
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What do they do? Trample?
Tramp?
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The horse tramped her face?
[laughs] Right?
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- Yeah.
- Who cares? She lost it.
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So, she's out. She's unconscious.
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She wakes up, she's like,
Where am I?
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By the way, who cares where I am,
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it's land, I'm gonna claim it.
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I don't give a [bleep] where I am.
Sha-doink. This is my land.
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People next door are like,
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You just got hit in the [bleep] face.
You're cray.
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Now she's got two plots of land.
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That's it, that's it.
That's the cap.
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So, Kentucky Daisey brought 11 women.
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She's like, Girls, we're
gonna go into these new lands.
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We're gonna give you some
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Like, have at it. This is for us.
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This is lady land.
Let's put up some houses,
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establish some lady property.
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Put a hot tub up.
Do whatever you want.
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These bitches are [bleep] rifled up.
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So, they go in there...
here's the crazy part,
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you're supposed to go in at noon,
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that's the time, but
they go in days early...
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which is illegal.
That's like a thing.
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Those people were called sooners.
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And they hide in a ditch.
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So, their whole thing
is like, Hey, by the way,
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if like a [bleep] dude
runs up on you tonight,
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shoot him in the throat.
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Sounds like a blast, but okay.
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Kentucky Daisey gets it in
her head that... she's like,
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You know what we need?
Snacks... supplies.
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Food, whatever it was.
I'll volunteer to get the Fritos.
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They're like, cool. She goes out.
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And the guys in charge
of the land-run are like,
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No, not cool.
We're gonna capture you.
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Sorry, you can't go get your Fritos.
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Mmm. [sniffs]
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She diverted the attention
that might have been
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on these 11 ladies that
were hiding in the ditch.
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And they ended up being land owners.
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People underestimate the power of wine.
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Wine is a very... it... high
[bleep] up quotient.
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- I agree.
- This is two bottles. [laughs]
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[chuckles] So, anyways, in 1893,
it's the biggest land-run ever.
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She gets 36 single broads.
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She's like, [bleep] those stereotypes.
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These are my... hos.
This is the best.
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That's what she said.
She was like,
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[bleep] blow into these territories
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and make a bunch of women
in charge of these lands.
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36 single women claimed the land,
set up houses and schools,
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and they built themselves...
how dare they.
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And that land became Oklahoma,
like, the Sooner State.
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She's, kind of,
the mother of Oklahoma. [pistol shot]
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You know, it's not all about pioneers.
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It could be a [bleep] single lady
making it on your own.
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- Mm-hmm.
- You know?
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Bitches be doing it for themselves.
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- To Kentucky Daisey.
- We love you.
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We love you.
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Gordo's like, Let's just,
like, do it, I'm ready.
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Have another drink.
Stop being a little bitch, Derek.
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[Steve Earle's "Copperhead Road"]
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All right, here we go.
Heels.
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Oh, oh, that's right, it's only...
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Here we go with the turn.
And stomp!
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You better stay away
from Copperhead Road
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Derek, come join me.
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- Where are you?
- In the bushes.
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What're you doing in the bushes?
Come out and play.
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[laughs]
That's good. I like this moustache.
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Hi. My name is Laura...
My name is Laura Steinel.
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And today we're talking
about Gordon Cooper.
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The year is 1963.
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Gordon Cooper, he's this
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NASA had just begun.
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And so, he was one of seven
astronauts chosen for Project Mercury.
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Also, really chill.
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He was like,
Please, call me Gordo.
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Don't call me Gordon.
I'm not that official.
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without a hitch, and NASA's like,
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We've done really well.
Congrats, NASA.
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And they're patting
themselves on the back.
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And Gordo's like,
Guys, I totally get it.
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Like, that's really cool,
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But if you want to
send a man to the Moon,
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you should maybe see if someone could
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be in space for, I don't know,
24 hours.
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And NASA's like,
Ugh, yeah I guess, Gus.
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Yeah, sure, Gus.
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- I'm an idiot.
- That's okay.
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- All right, all right.
- You're fine.
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So, Gordo goes on the launch pad.
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NASA'd be like,
Hey, just like, really quick...
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Like, don't touch anything.
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NASA would completely
control everything.
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It was so bad that the
astronauts felt like, um,
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spam in a can.
[chuckles]
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Is what they referred
to themselves as.
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So, anyway, he launches
into space and it's like,
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Three, two, one, blast off.
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[mimics rocket firing]
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Are you shooting that...
Okay, good.
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He gets up into space
and everything's cool.
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He's like, I'm orbiting
the [bleep] Earth.
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- Oh, I'm sorry, I wa...
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No, my mom... I try not...
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I'm not...
I'm gonna try not to swear.
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So, he's in space.
He sends back the first
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TV images of a human,
back to Earth.
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He has a little powdered
roast beef dinner.
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He's just having a ball.
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So, he takes a nap.
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The first guy to ever sleep in space.
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He wakes up and he's like,
It's good to be Gordo.
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And then, he's like,
Oh, [bleep], no, it's not.
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Because... beep, beep.
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Oh... [bleep].
I have no stabilization unit.
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Everyone in Mission
Control is freaking out.
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They're like, Oh, God.
This doesn't look good.
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And Gus Grissom is
like, Bro, I love you.
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I'm gonna tell your wife you're a hero.
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I'm gonna take control
over the spaceship.
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Gus is like, You're about
to do something none of...
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no one has ever done before.
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And Gordo's like,
Yeah, no, I know.
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So, just shut the [bleep] up, Gus.
I've got control.
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He starts to take over manual control.
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But, at that moment, he loses
radio signal with Gus Grissom.
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And so, he gets a radio signal
over to his friend John Glenn,
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who's on the recovery
boat over in Japan.
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Then he's like, John Glenn, hey.
It's me, Gordo.
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And I just wanna get back home
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because I'm a really
chill guy. It's me, Gordo.
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And he's like, Okay,
here's what we're gonna do.
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And so, together they go
through this checklist.
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Uh, put this thing up.
Like, press this button.
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There's all these things he needs to do.
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But then Gordo's like,
Oh, [bleep].
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Beep. And his carbon
dioxide meter's going off.
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And it's like,
Beep, beep, you're [bleep].
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And he's like,
Oh, my God, you're right.
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But I...
no, but he's chiller than that.
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No, hold on.
He's way calmer than that.
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John Glenn, look, my
carbon dioxide meter's
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going off and, uh...
It's like 100 degrees in my cabin.
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Which means he's [bleep] dying.
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But he's not being
a Debbie Downer about it.
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And he's like, I need to get to Earth.
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But, like, manual reentry
had never been done before.
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So, if he enters the
Earth's atmosphere too steep,
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he's gonna blow up.
So, he says, Okay.
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Gemini...
He draws an axis on the window
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and uses the constellations
as his constant.
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And he says, This is
going to be my angle
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at which I can enter Earth's atmosphere.
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Which I think is... pretty incredible.
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So, John Glenn is like, Okay.
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...
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Gordo's like,
Let's just, like, do it, I'm ready.
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So, he fires, uh...
[grunts]
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Uh, what does this mean?
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[laughs]
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What... when it's like a fire...
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[groans]
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[laughs]
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He fires the rockets.
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[mimics rocket blast]
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He had a $5 wristwatch,
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to figure out how long
to fire his rockets.
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[mimics rocket blast]
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Gordo is like, I'm
entering Earth's atmosphere!
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[bleep] bravo to me!
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Wait. Oh.
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[both laugh]
And he splashes down.
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And he has the most
accurate splash-down, ever,
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in... NASA history.
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He's like, so chill. He's like,
Hey, guys, I made it.
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I'm not surprised.
It's me, Gordo.
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Big whoop.
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- Gordo changed the game.
- Great.
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He had a $5 wristwatch!
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- All right, Mark.
- I'm listening.
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- Well, you're gonna do some talking.
- Hello.
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- I'm Mark Gagliardi.
- I'm Mark Gagliardi.
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Oh, is this really
that part of the thing?
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- Yep.
- Yeah, now you're woken up.
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Here he comes.
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This is how television
works, bitches.
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- Ready?
- Which camera?
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- Action.
- Hi, I'm Mark Gagliardi.
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[glass crashes] Today
we're gonna talk about
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Bass Reeves.
[laughs]
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Bass Reeves is born as a slave.
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One night,
Bass Reeves and his master
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punches his owner in the face.
And Bass Reaves thinks to himself,
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Oh, [bleep], you guys, I
just coldcocked my boss.
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Listen, let's be honest, my owner.
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This is probably not
gonna be good for me.
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So, Bass Reeves hightails it
to the Indian Territories of Oklahoma.
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So, Bass Reeves winds up living
among the Seminole Nation,
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learning the language of all
of these indigenous peoples.
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And trained in the
ways of Native American
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- tracking and hunting.
- Hmm, awesome.
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- Ah, I appreciate you, Derek. I love you.
- I love you.
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You're my... listen, I'm...
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We're gonna make a baby.
Um... [both laugh]
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I may be aimed down
at the ground for
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the whole of this, but
don't worry about that.
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In 1875 the U.S. is changing.
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Taming the Wild West and
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U.S. Marshal James Fagan knew
that this was dangerous work.
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He needed the guy that full on
dances with wolvesed in that area.
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[laughs]
So, Fagan goes to Reeves.
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Hey, I have 75,000 square miles
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to cover to bring bad guys to justice.
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I can shoot a gun with both hands.
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I'm 6'2" and 390 pounds.
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I'm gonna be the guy
that keeps you safe.
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The only thing I can say to you is...
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I'm gonna tape a... take a nap.
[bleep] you.
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There he goes on the floor
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- Derek?
- Mm-hmm?
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- Take my hand.
- Good night, then.
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Night. So...
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So, Bass Reeves is working as a
U.S. Marshal, picking up bad guys.
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So, one of the bad guy
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he dresses himself up as an old beggar
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at the homestead of
a couple of bad guys' mother.
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He says, I'm just a poor old beggar.
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I just need a place
to stay for the night.
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So she gives Bass Reeves
a place to spend the night.
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Bass Reeves pulled down his shawl,
grabs his six shooter.
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He says, The Bass w...
hold on.
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I'm gonna corner their dumb
asses while they're sleeping.
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I'll sleep you...
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I will sleep clack you
into my handcuffs, bitches!
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And I'm gonna grag you...
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I'm gonna grag you...
hold on.
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I'm gonna drag your asses in jail
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where I gathered up all the criminals.
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- That's pretty badass.
- Listen, mother[bleep],
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I'll tell you this whole story, hold on.
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This is how big a badass Bass Reeves is.
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The Brunter Brothers,
another group of outlaws,
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ambushed him at gunpoint.
Bass Reeves kept his cool,
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turned to the first
Brunter Brother and said,
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I'm sorry, do you know
what the date is today?
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Bass Reeves shoots
the first two brothers.
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And then coldcocked the other brother
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and carried them back to
the court at Fort Lewis.
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And they're like, You know what?
[bleep] you, Bass Reeves!
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[bleep] you and your knowing
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[bleep] you, Honest...
Honest Jack Reeves!
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[bleep] you, Bass Reeves,
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and your wanting to give
the honesty to the people!
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- Mark.
- I love you. [laughing]
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I love you.
I'ma kiss you on your lips.
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00:18:44,845 --> 00:18:45,844
- Derek Waters.
- No.
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I'ma kiss you on your lips.
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I just wanna hold your face.
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- Will you finish the story if I do this?
- I promise I will.
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- Promise?
- I'm...
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- No slapping.
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- What're you gonna do?
- Derek? [sighs]
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- That was very nice.
- I'm gonna take a nap now.
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00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,686
Nope. You promised, if
you could touch my face...
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- I'll touch your face.
- You were gonna finish
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- the [bleep] story.
- I'ma finish it, hold on.
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So, uh, one night,
Bass Reeves is chasing after Jim Webb.
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He'd killed a ton of
dudes, and Bass Reeves...
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pew, pew, pew...
shot down this dude.
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And this guy is laying
there, on the ground,
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looks up at Bass Reeves, and he says,
384
385
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Nah, man.
I want this bullet to be designed
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for people that [bleep] you up.
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00:19:42,795 --> 00:19:45,294
That guy, Jim Webb, gave that gun
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to Bass Reeves because he respects him.
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- Derek.
- Shh. Tell the story.
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- I love you.
- I love you.
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Bass Reeves threw more
men in jail than any
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other Marshal in U.S.
history, 3,000 men.
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And when he died,
his funeral was attended
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by hundreds of people.
White...
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and whatever the other
thing was that they had.
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And they all went
to pay their respects to this,
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the most important man,
of the wild frontier.
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00:20:22,795 --> 00:20:27,794
You know what?
Reeves was the inspiration...
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401
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:31,794
How come more people
don't know that Bass Reeves
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is who inspired the Lone Ranger?
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00:20:34,795 --> 00:20:35,794
Because he's black.
404
00:20:35,795 --> 00:20:38,794
- That's sad.
- Yeah.
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- Well, we're changing history now.
- I love you.
406
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408
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Right.
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And then what happens?
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00:21:14,736 --> 00:21:15,436
Mm-hmm.