The Obama Society:

The New America - Fact or Fiction

James H. Lilley
President Barack Obama announced that in light of his recent successes, rescuing
the auto industry, the banks and mortgage companies by making them government c
ontrolled entities, halting terrorism by winning the hearts of Muslims around th
e world, and saving America, he would now end prison overcrowding. With staunch
supporters Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Bill and Hillary Clinton kneeling by his si
de, Obama said he would pardon and give absolution to all incarcerated inmates i
n America and return them to society. He went on to say that he is certain that
by his absolving them of their sins and pardoning their crimes, they will quickl
y begin to lead productive lives in the newly formed Obama Society. To support t
his, he pointed to his release of terrorists from Guantanamo Bay and how they lo
ved and adored him for his heartfelt kindness. Also, absolving them of their sin
s only bolstered their goodwill toward America and its people.
To assist prison inmates in their return to freedom, he has ordered the Federal
Reserve to have new money printed, emblazoned with his holy countenance, and giv
e each of them one million dollars-tax free of course. This will serve as partia
l retribution for the many years of mistreatment they suffered at the hands of a
prejudicial justice system. In addition, they will be provided homes, condomini
ums, town houses or apartments, which will be paid for with taxpayer dollars. Ma
ny of the homes and condos will be given to the former inmates from the foreclos
ure market. To aid them in their adjustment to life in the Obama Society, and no
t create undue stress upon their fragile psyche, certain housing provisions will
be made.
All pedophiles will be moved into neighborhoods surrounding daycare centers, pre
schools, kindergartens and elementary schools. Furthermore, their homes will hav
e new computers with hundreds of hours of Kiddy Porn previously downloaded for t
heir viewing pleasure, and a free five-year subscription to all Kiddy Porn magaz
ines, Rapists, serial rapists and registered sexual predators will find their ne
w homes to their liking, as they will be located within walking distance of all
female only high school and college campuses. They too will have computers insta
lled in their homes, complete with endless pornography sites, and complimentary
five-year subscriptions to all sexual deviate magazines available in the current
market place. When Nancy Pelosi whispered that she would be moving immediately
to one of those neighborhoods, Bill Clinton fell to the floor in a fit of laught
er. When he lapsed into unconsciousness due to a lack of oxygen, paramedics revi
ved him.
When asked what the prisons would be used for, President Obama said not to worry
, as he had a plan already in place. Prisons and jails, emptied of inmates, woul
d be utilized as mandatory housing units for every American citizen over the age
of 70 and those that had been refused medical treatment under the new Obama Hea
lth Care Plan.
Thus, under his formula, they would have a place to die and be disposed of. He p
ointed out that his Health Care Czar and Health Care appointees would determine
who would and would not receive medical care and treatment. The Health Care Czar
would also have the authority to lower the mandatory elderly housing age to 65
if he or she saw it as beneficial to the Obama Society. And on a side note, the
residences vacated by those being interned within the elderly housing units woul
d be presented to the illegal aliens that had been granted blanket amnesty, and
were having difficulty finding suitable housing.
The next question raised was regarding sure to come complaints from the people o
pposed to his plan. Once again, Obama assured reporters that he had anticipated
this and a predetermined scheme was ready to be enforced. Under his direction, t
he United States Constitution would be declared null and void, as he believed it
no longer served a useful purpose. With his declaration firmly in place he woul
d order the police and military to begin around the clock raids on the homes of
citizens in possession of once legally owned firearms.
Firearms in the hands of right-wing extremists and potential terrorists would be
seized and forfeited to the Obama Government to prevent outbreaks of armed viol
ence. All seized firearms would be stored in a central location under command an
d control of the Attorney General. Those firearms forfeited would later be distr
ibuted by his Weapons Czar to the recently pardoned prison inmates, along with 1
,000 rounds of ammunition. President Obama viewed this as a necessity for those
inmates to protect themselves from retaliation by angry right-wing extremists. A
nd, in another sidebar, he said that only he and his Weapons Czar would decide w
ho could possess a firearm in America.
Another reporter raised the following question. "What happens if the military an
d law enforcement officers refuse to enforce your declaration?" "Then they will
arrested by my Civilian Militia," Obama calmly replied. At this time he told the
assembly that he had appointed a Civilian Militia Czar to head up his handpicke
d loyalists organization, which outnumbered the police and military by a ratio o
f three to one. In addition, they were fully armed and capable of dealing with a
ny and all outbreaks of mass violence.
Their arsenal provided them with firepower greater than the police and equal to,
or better than that of the military. The armories for the militia also included
chemical, biological and low-yield nuclear weapons, which they would not hesita
te to utilize to quell violent opposition to the Obama Regime. He went on to say
that The Obama Civilian Militia had been training in top secret locations throu
ghout America.
They also trained in certain foreign countries friendly to him and those that su
pported his programs, for months prior to the election, which he was certain he
would win even before voters went to the polls. He added that now that he was in
complete command of the country, those who opposed his polices would be taken,
under armed guard, to the Obama Labor Camps.
There they would be indoctrinated into his work force and sent out to repair roa
dways, harvest cotton and peanuts, plant crops and raise livestock and poultry t
o fill The Obama Food Markets. Some would work in his markets, distributing food
and other goods to those loyal to him. Those hostile to him and/or his policies
would have to fend for themselves, but should be forewarned that his militia wo
uld be given orders to shoot to kill on sight anyone caught in the act of steali
ng to feed themselves or their families.
When questioned regarding the role law enforcement and the military would play i
n the future in his regime, Obama said, "Within the next two years the military
and all law enforcement agencies will be absorbed into the Civilian Militia. All
law enforcement and military functions will fall under the command of the Czar
of the Civilian Militia. We will have a nationalized police and military, functi
oning under a single commander, who will work directly on orders from my office.
" He continued by saying that those law enforcement and military personnel who r
efused to be absorbed into the Civilian Militia, would be sent to the Obama Labo
r Camps.
Obama then announced that his "Spread the Wealth" program would begin within a m
atter of weeks. All savings accounts and retirement funds would be seized, along
with stocks, which would be liquidated and all acquired cash redistributed to t
hose more deserving of the monies. Households across America would henceforth be
limited to one automobile, and all vehicles over that established limit would b
e seized and forfeited to the government.
Only the newest cars, trucks and SUV's would be seized. The Auto Czar would then
be authorized to give seized vehicles to those he deemed less fortunate. Keep i
n mind that all vehicles will be required to have operational GPS systems instal
led by the end of the year. The Road Use Tax will become law on January 1, and d
rivers will be taxed according to the mileage driven. The Road Use tax will incr
ease by two percent annually, unless the Auto Czar discovers that more money cou
ld be squeezed from the American taxpayer. Then, The Road Use Tax would be incre
ased accordingly.
Mr. Obama was interrupted by a reporter at this juncture, who said, "In other wo
rds, you plan to take from those who have worked all their lives for what they h
ave, and give it to those who have sat on their lazy backsides since birth. The
ones who have sucked the welfare system dry, the ones who have had 10 children,
all by different fathers and think they are entitled, not only to every cent the
y've screwed the system out of, but even more. That's your true objective, isn't
it?"
At this point, six men dressed in black BDU's rushed into the room, yanked the r
eporter from her chair and dragged her away. Going on, as if nothing had happene
d, Obama said that all national, recreational, theme and vacation parks, such as
Disney World, Disneyland, King's Dominion, Sea World, Six Flags and others will
come under control of his Recreation and Entertainment Czar. These parks would
then be immediately opened to people from all over America who could never affor
d the lavish vacations and excesses of those that had held gainful employment.
A separate Entertainment Czar will oversee the entertainment industry, regulatin
g movies, music, documentaries and the entire television enterprise. The Enterta
inment Czar must approve all movies, music, documentaries and television shows b
efore they are permitted to broadcast. No movie, music, historical documentary,
or television program, which contains material opposing, or derogatory to the Ob
ama Regime will be allowed to air. Furthermore, those involved in the making; ma
nufacturing and/or distribution of such materials will face harsh consequences.
The Media Czar will govern all news media sources. The Czar will strictly monito
r every newspaper and Internet article, and all news broadcasts. No features wil
l be disseminated that attempt to undermine, criticize, or belittle the Obama Re
gime. Any media origin attempting to circumvent the rules of broadcasting enacte
d by the Media Czar will be permanently removed from their position. This will e
ncompass everyone directly or indirectly connected to the plot to thwart the rul
es dictated by the Media Czar. Consequences for such actions will be severe.
At this point Mr. Obama paused and smiled. He then reminded everyone that with h
is declaration that the Constitution of the United States is Null and Void, the
22nd Amendment is also invalid. Therefore, he will not have time limits imposed
upon his tenure in office. He quickly stepped away from the podium and his telep
rompter, as dozens of his heavily armed Civilian Militia rushed into the room an
d surrounded him. Secret Service Agents where disarmed, while Mr. Obama was ushe
red from the room by his "newly anointed" security detail, as reporters and onlo
okers sat in stunned silence. The New America-The Obama Society firmly entrenche
d and in control of the country and every facet of your life-fact or fiction?