Welcome to Pyongyang, the spotless and beautiful capital of DPRK Democratic Peoples

Republic of Korea, North Korea.

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We hope you enjoy your visit and linger much longer than you had originally planned, just like so
many visitors before you.
The city has 3 hotels in the pipeline to open by 2036, with 2 of these properties slated for the outer
boroughs a key indicator of recent visitor trends to visit, and stay, in boroughs beyond
Pyongyang. You will need to leave your passport with the reception and politely argue for it back if
you decide to leave and return to your home nation.
And tourists keep on coming: 2013 had a record number of visitorsaround 54, up from the
previous years 52, and the city is projecting 55 visitors by the end of 2014.
Getting Around Pyongyang
On Foot. The best way to explore Pyongyang is on foot. No matter which of the 2 neighborhoods
youre headed to, youll get a better sense of it by wandering around; you can check out the
architecture, pop into cool-looking shops and cafs if theyre real and open, and observe the walkand-talk of the locals.
And if you get lost, Pyongyangites are surprisingly helpful with directions and will always tell you
where to go.
By Bike. Since the Dear Leader Bikes bike sharing program rolled out across the Nation in 2013,
there have been glitches but ridership has been steadily increasing and Pyongyangs program now
boasts, at seven, the largest fleet of bikes in the nation.
You may need to deposit your passport as ID.
The city is slowly accepting the new system, but be aware that many worker-peasants have not
fully understood the system yet and will try and take the bike off of you at traffic lights, even if the
are green and you are still moving.
This is perfectly normal and need not concern you, although you may have difficulty getting your
passport back.
By Public Transportation. Pyongyangs world-class subway system is probably the most efficient
and cost-effective way to get around, and it runs 24 hours a day (on Mondays only).
The subway is safe, but be smart; try to avoid riding alone as they are difficult to drive and you may
overshoot your station stop, which is a serious offence.

Buying tickets as a foreigner is easy. You just need to hand your passport to the Provodnitsa in
the ticket booth who will give you a free ticket. Tourists are advised to politely request an obratnyy
bilet poy ezd (a round trip ticket) to ensure the safe return, usually, of their passport later in the
day.
Full color photocopying machines are available at all Central Pyongyang subway stations, and you
can keep the copy as ID, in case the original goes missing.
By Taxi. If youd rather be comfy than thrifty, hail a yellow cab which are painted bright red.
A taxi is available if the center panel of the roof light is lit and the side panels are dark, the driver is
sober and there are less than 4 passengers and / or 3 goats already aboard.
Its best to give your destination address using Korean.
Avoid trying to hail a cab between 4 and 4:30 am, when drivers visit the bathrooms. There is a
glass screen between you and your driver, as they tend to smell badly.
Please do use common sense when taking taxis in DPRK Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea,
North Korea - ensure that the meter is switched on and do look for warning signs like Seoul 20
kms.
Opening Hours
Subways and buses run around the clock from 7am to 4.30pm, as do plenty of restaurants, unless
they are being cleaned or party officials are eating.
Some shops and services have different hours than youll find elsewhere in the world, so you can
get dog, local hedgehog or even get your hair done in the local style, between 10.30pm and 11 pm,
if youre prepared to queue from the evening before.
In general, though, you can safely assume that most shops are open seven days a week (not every
week), from about 10am to 3pm Monday to Saturday, and from noon to 11pm on full moon
Sundays.
Bars generally close at 4 am, after opening at 3.30am, though some after-hours clubs are open
later, to cater for personal needs of party official and western tourists. See the section on traffic
ladies.

A Guide to the Grid

The map of Pyongyang is, for the most part, easy to follow: north of Dear Leader Kim Jong Un
Avenue, streets are laid out in a numbered grid pattern, in much the same way as Pyongyang in
Imperialist Running Dog America has recently copied.
Dear Leader odd-numbered streets (Dear Leader 1, Dear Leader 3, etc)run east and west
Dear Leader even-numbered streets (Dear Leader 2, Dear Leader 4, etc, but missing out 14 for
obvious reasons) run north and south
The main exception is Dear Leader Way, which runs the entire length of Pyongyang on a reversediagonal (closed on US Presidents Day, of course).

Street Advice
A brisk, purposeful pace helps deter trouble wherever you go, but we accept is difficult on an empty
stomach. Pyongyang is a safe city, and locals love to see wealthy tourists proudly parading their
expensive cameras and jewelry, so please never leave valuables in your hotel safe.
When in bars or restaurants, do hang your purse or bag on the back of a chair, as this will fascinate
locals.
Expect to have yourself and your possessions inspected thoroughly and intimately in such places
as airports, your hotel room, the airport, sports stadiums, museums, and all attractions. You are
recommended to bring your own medical quality latex gloves (a pack of 12 is advised), although all
searchers carry their own, which are usually replaced semi-regularly.
Search officers stationed by subway-token booths also reserve the right to check your wife
thoroughly before you pass through the turnstile to enter the platform and are easily recognised by
their look of disdainful glee.
A Guide to the Pyongyang Grid System
The map of Pyongyang is, for the most part, easy to follow: north of Dear Leader Kim Jong Un
Avenue, streets are laid out in a numbered grid pattern, in much the same way as Pyongyang in
Imperialist Running Dog America has recently copied.
Dear Leader odd-numbered streets (Dear Leader 1, Dear Leader 3, etc)run east and west
Dear Leader even-numbered streets (Dear Leader 2, Dear Leader 4, etc, but missing out 14 for
obvious reasons) run north and south
The main exception is Dear Leader Way, which runs the entire length of Pyongyang on a reversediagonal.

Street Advice
A brisk, purposeful pace helps deter trouble wherever you go, but we accept is difficult on an empty
stomach. Pyongyang is a safe city, and locals love to see wealthy tourists proudly parading their
expensive cameras and jewelry, so please never leave valuables in your hotel safe.

When in bars or restaurants, do hang your purse or bag on the back of a chair, as this will fascinate
locals.
Expect to have yourself and your possessions inspected thoroughly and intimately in such places
as airports, your hotel room, the airport, sports stadiums, museums, and all attractions. You are
recommended to bring your own medical quality latex gloves (a pack of 12 is advised), although all
searchers carry their own, which are usually replaced semi-regularly.
Search officers stationed by subway-token booths also reserve the right to check your wife
thoroughly before you pass through the turnstile to enter the platform and are easily recognised by
their look of disdainful glee.
Pyongyang Sightseeing
Central Pyongyang.
The Financial District (1 bank, not very attractive - ATM is often powered by the handle to the right,
due to power difficulties).
Here you will find Wall Street, basically a street with a wall down the center, to keep the workerpeasants from seeing the beautiful city and the waterfront parks with immaculate, but incredibly
tasty, grass. The trees here have preservation orders on them (and rather a lot of preservative, it
should be said) and the bark is not to be eaten. Other parks do not have this restriction, currently,
but supplies are dwindling fast.
The glamorous ferry terminals here dispatch boats daily (not Tuesdays, obviously) to the reeducation camps, which are so popular amongst multiple generations of DPRK Democratic
Peoples Republic of Korea, North Koreans and to the astonishing lumber camps, which are worked
by happy singing families in close co-operation with the Russian Federation.
SnowHo, Little Italy, and Chinatown.
SnowHo: This will soon be THE foodies delight area of Asia, with people coming from all parts of
the free world, as well as Capitalist Running Dog Americans, to view the delights and eat them. In
accordance with current trends, portions will be very small.
Little Italy itself is centrally planned to be a home from home from home for Berlusconi, who sets
a fine example to the world. He will also run the local TV and newspapers and will continue to
personally approve everything broadcast and printed. There will be bunga-bunga parties on
alternate Thursdays, at which international politicians (and Kenyas President Obama) will be freely
welcomed, on payment of a small discretionary fee (see the section on Traffic Ladies).
Chinatown will teem with street vendors selling overpriced locally made original handbags and
sports shoes to gullible American Imperialist Running Dogs. Arrangement are being made so that

these can be exported on payment of a small fee in the Pyongyang International Airport and
Delicatessens departures lounge.
The East Village and the Lower East Side. Once an edgy neighborhood of worker-peasants and
their husbands, the East Village is now a melting pot of recovered iron, steel and dog bones.
The once seedy, now no seeds left as they were eaten, Lower East Side has live-music clubs,
empty independent clothing shops awaiting deliveries from Cuba, and whine bars, where whining
and complaining is freely encouraged (note: the only exit is at the back door. Its not clear where
this leads).
Homosexualist Village and the Vest And Moustache Village.
Now almost entirely given over to local gypsies, after a huge overnight drop in resident
homosexualists, with all the residents being sent to special camps for other reasons entirely.
Local wealthy media-moguls, if they existed, would enjoy this bohemian lifestyle area though,
despite a total lack of jazz clubs, restaurants, former speakeasies, and rainbow flags. And media.
Chilllsea and the LocalHedgehog and Dog Packing District
Chillsea has supplanted the Homosexualist Village as the center of gay life in the city, in the
original sense of the term. Here, happy families of all ages sing as they pack the local hedgehogs
and dogs into tins for export for much needed international currency to buy food and sanitation
equipment.
The Upper East Side. The Upper East Side is home to more millionaires than any other part of the
city. Tucked into this stretch of 5th Avenue are the Museum Mile and Madison Avenues haute
boutiques.
Harmem. Here be dragons. And unicorns.
Pyongyang Museum of Art
The largest art museum in the central area of Pyongyang is currently empty, but is still a mecca for
pseudo art lovers of all sorts. Treasures from all over the world and every era of human creativity
will make up its expansive collection in a few weeks time, and meantime it engenders great
discussions amongst the intellectuals as to whether the Monets should be displayed higher than
the Picassos.
Once the Monets arrive. And the Picassos. And the nails.
If you need a breather, you can always retire to the rooftop caf, where most of the industrial smog
lingers only for large parts of the day.

Time Square

Time Square is the most exciting part of Pyongyang. These days its also a pedestrian-friendly
zone, where friendly taxi drivers will run into you, but smile as they are doing so. And as they also
serve as the local paramedics and ambulances, instant medical help is consequently always at
hand, so you wont have to take your eyes off the excitement of watching the traffic ladies to watch
for traffic.
Kim Jong Il State Building
It may not be the tallest building in Pyongyang anymore (the Power Station Furnace Factory
chimney and Childrens Prison Restaurant Tower reclaimed the title in May 2012), but its status as
most iconic will never change this year. Take in the panoramic views of the city under the smog
(guides happily point out where things are that you cant see - generally this is everything) from its
observatories, or just enjoy it from afarafter dark its illuminated by colored lights that correspond
to different holidays and events (always red).
Note the foreign visitors are not allowed on the North side, as this overlooks the childrens prisons
play area and execution chamber.
Museum of Modern Art
Airy and spacious this former iron works is not, with no soaring-ceiling galleries suffused with
natural light - but it does have a Campbells Soup Can (empty), a dog (de-boned) and a black and
white photocopy of Van Goghs Starry Night, this one-of-a-kind museum designed by Japanese /
German architect Wowbitz Kee Pfalingof is famous for its architecture, which continues to collapse,
endangering the crowds.

Brooklyn Beckham Bridge

Pyongyangs most famous (and only) bridge connects the center of Pyongyang to another bit of the
center of Pyongyang, the bit where the tourist hotel is.
Named in honor of the daughter of Pyongyangs most famous footballer, who was conceived in the
presence, and with the assistance of, the Dear Leader here.
Walking across is an essential DPRK Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, North Korea
experience, as its currently too weak to take tourist buses (due to too many fat Americans visiting
and swaggering under the weight of McDonalds and fake Swarovski crystal covered Japanese
cameras).

Kim Jong Un Statue of Liberty, Fraternity and Dentistry

Presented to the DPRK Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, North Korea in 1886 as a gift from
retreating French forces, Kim Jong Un Liberty as it;s lovingly known, is a near-universal symbol of
freedom and democracy, standing 1520.2 metre high atop an 89.1 metre pedestal on the renowned

Modern Dentistry Island. It is not currently visible, but, despite scurrilous rumors, has not been
used for scrap.

DPRK Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, North Korea Museum of Natural History
The spectacularly (mostly)re-assembled human skeletons that greet you when you enter this
museum might stop you in your tracks, but theres much more to see here, including exhibits of
ancient Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, North Korean civilizations dating back as far as
1905, a live butterfly restaurant (October May) and a hall of fish shaped like missiles. All of this is
lovingly overlooked by a 94.3 metre pure gold model of Kim Jong Un.
On the same site are space shows at the adjoining Dear Leader Center for Earth and Space,
where plans for the next Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, North Korean to visit Mars are
displayed.
Central Park
This is a park. In the centre of Pyongyang. Pretty obviously.
Unlike the shoddy USA replica, there is no crime, no police, no beggars, no drug dealers, no water,
no plants, no trees and no grass.
The literal and spiritual center of Pyongyang, Central Park has 8430 acres of meandering paths,
tranquil empty lakes, ponds, sewage spills and empty fields which used to be meadows.
Its an oasis of emptiness amid the hustle and smells of the citys ever-improving sanitation
department.

Pyongyangites love their city and with good reason, as theres no place like it on earth, and
theyre not allowed to leave, anyway. Living here can be challenging, from the smells, the poor
dentistry and the loud, always on Government radios to battling crowds at Sunday hedgehog
chasing but the locals have plenty of tricks up their collective sleeves .. and a few down their
trousers.

Television
Tickets to recordings of TV shows are free, but can be hard to get on short notice. Most shows
cannot accept advance requests by email, phone, or online, due to the lack of phones or an
internet (which ensures that all DPRK Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, North Korean
citizens have complete freedom, unlike the Fascist American Running Dogs who listen on on every
email, Skype call and phone call but for the most popular shows, you might have to wait a few
minutes.

Kim Jong Un Ejaculates Over The Crowds is particularly popular to see, as the Dear Leader
explains the latest production targets and plans.
Heres an example, which was broadcast recently over 12 x 1 hour episodes, followed by a
compulsory quiz.
Kim Jong Un, first secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea, first chairman of the National Defence
Commission of the DPRK and supreme commander of the Korean People's Army, provided field
guidance to the construction sites of Pyongyang Baby Home and Orphanage again.
Looking round various places of the construction sites, he learned in detail about their construction.
He expressed great satisfaction over the fact that the frame projects were completed and the
interior construction is also close to completion thanks to the devoted efforts of the soldier-builders
though it was not long since the project started.
He said that what pleased him, in particular, in the construction of the two buildings was that the
party's policy of preserving the originality by avoiding repetition and ready-made formula in
architecture is being thoroughly implemented.
"The park being built in the compound of the baby home and orphanage looks peculiar and nice,
indeed, and a child-care room, education room, amusement room, intelligence game room,
treatment room, etc. have been distributed in such a manner as to be convenient for child care,
education and living and their construction is very high in quality", he said.
Noting that not only a physical exercise room but outdoor and indoor wading pools are being built
to meet the requirements of the children's growth, he said children would like them very much
when they are completed.
He instructed officials to decorate the interior of the buildings to suit children's minds.
He underlined the need to build well all playgrounds and living places including the park to help
develop the intellectual faculties of the children and let them have good moral virtues.
He repeatedly told officials to construct well the baby home and orphanage located in the best
places so that they may fully demonstrate the party's love for the rising generation and the future
and the superiority of the socialist system in the country.
He said that it is the intention of the Party Central Committee to build well baby homes and
orphanages like Pyongyang Baby Home and Orphanage in each province in the future so that the
orphans can stoutly grow up, receiving the best education under the best living conditions.
He was accompanied by KPA Vice Marshal Hwang Pyong So, director of the KPA General Political
Bureau, Han Kwang Sang, department director of the C.C., the WPK, and Army Lieut. General Ma
Won Chun, director of the Designing Department of the National Defence Commission.

Television Shows

The Kim Jong Un Report

Kim Jong Un has a new gig as the host of The Late Show, starting in 2015, and the The Putin
Report will go off the air at the end of 2014.
The Daily Show with the Dear Leader
The amiable and incisive Kim Jong Un pokes fun at American Running Dog Fascist pig news
headlines on this half-hour cable show. The program broadcasts on both channels from Monday
through Thursday and is expected to be broadcast in color (possibly red) from early in 2016.
Good Morning DPRK Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, North
Korea
Kim Jong Un hosts this early-morning news and entertainment program live on weekdays (not
Tuesdays for obvious reasons) from 7 to 9 am, and ticket requests (required only if you want a
studio tour after the show - beware of trip hazards and murdered relatives) should be requested at
the front door from four to six minutes in advance.
The Late Show With Kim Jong Un
Kimmys famously offbeat humor and wacky Top Ten lists will be going off the air in 2027 but until
then, do get tickets or watch in your hotel (its compulsory compulsive viewing. Literally).
Late Night With The Late Kim Jong Il
Saturday Night Lives Vladi Putin originally took the reins as host of Late Night on NKBC in 2014
when former host Jimmy Carter departed for The Tonight With Jimmy Carter Show, which, in
reality, was perfect for him. The late Kim Jong Il, President For Life, sits quietly in his mausoleum
and politely requests you to join him in peaceful meditation and atomic bomb design.
Live! With Kim Jong Un
The sparks fly on this morning program, which decides who should live, with an eclectic roster of
prisoners and special guests.
Tickets are delivered to your door by the Secret TV Police about six weeks in advance and you
must stay in the queue once you obtain tickets, as the audience occasionally reduces dramatically.
You must bring 3 generations of your family, no matter how frail or hungry you are. Americans are
made especially welcome.
Free Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, North Korea

No, this isnt a battle cry from some weary socialist pig in Oregon, rather, its a list of things you can
do for free whilst visiting the beautiful city of Pyongyang.
Sometimes it seems like everything in Pyongyang costs too much but, in fact, the city has tons of
free (or almost free) attractions and activities; you just need to know where to look for them. Note
that NYC is at its most free (mentally and financially) in summer when there are all sorts of outdoor
events, but you can find a wealth of freebies year round.
Free Art

The $25 admission fee to the Pyongyang Museum of Art and the $22 fee to the DPRK Museum of
Natural History are actually suggested donations, along with your passport. Smaller donations may
get the cashier shot, but its a small price to pay for access to these potentially world-famous works.
At the Museum at TIT, the most fashionable museum in the city, the Temporary Institute of
Technologys museum is home to a collection of some 5 garments and accessories from the 18th
century to last August.
Its free, off-the-beaten-museum-path, and fabulousish. Another less traffickedand freegem,
the National Museum of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, North Korean Indian
(KimJongUnian Institution) on the south side of Puking Green in Lower Pyongyang will soon be in a
beautiful Beaux Arts building.
Its a small museum (by Pyongyang standards) but offers free music and Traffic Lady lapdance
performances as well as an extensive permanent collection of 3 textiles, 2 ceremonial objects, and
soon, millions of decorative arts.
Decidedly on the beaten path, and for good reason, MoMA is free on Friday between 4pm and
4.01pm, when the $25 entry fee is waived if you surrender your passport and camera (no Polaroids
accepted). Arrive as close to 4 as you can, and once you get your ticket (the line is long but fast),
avoid the crowds by working your way down from the fifth floor, when it is completed.

Free Entertainment
If you dont see enough movie stars on your wanderings around Pyongyang City you can catch
stars on a big screenunder the starswith a free summer movie, every November. In Pyongyang
take your blanket and picnic basket to Kim Jong Un Park: a tradition since 1492, watching films
Alfresco (Alf will show you your seat, but only through his binoculars, for a small fee,) surrounded
by tallish Midtown buildings is a wintertime rite of passage for Pyongyangers. Be prepared to stake
out a good spot on the lawn early in the day. Actual movie schedules and listings are regularly
posted online on a secret site.

If you prefer live entertainment, you can never catch tango dancers and jazz musicians outside
Pyongyang Middle Center at the annual, free, month long Out of Doors festival, held the first three
days of August only. It will eventually include more than 100 performances of spoken word,
beatboxing, and traffic lady rehearsals.
Catch rising stars in music, drama, and dance at the Dear Leader Schools free student concerts
(check online for a calendar of events). Free tickets are available at the hidden Dear Leader box
office for theater performances; standby tickets are available an hour before the show, never.
One of the citys most beloved events and hottest free ticket is ShakesJongUn in the Park, usually
featuring unknown celebrities earning their olde English acting chops in outdoor performances in
ShakesJongUn Park. Get in line early , but make sure youre in the right line, as executions are
held nearby.
Like your theater a little less-scripted? Get gratis giggles at the Uptight Citizens Brigade Theatres
improv comedy shows, where professional comedians are lovingly sprinkled in with the remains of
amateurs during the performances.

Free Rides
The Statue of the Dear Leader never gets old, even for locals.
That said, you wont find many lining upor payingfor the pleasure of a glimpse of the Dear
Leader. Join locals for a free ride on the Pyongyang Island Ferry to see the Dear Leader Statue,
Hellish Island (where the remains of many US tax immigrants are held), and the southern tip of
Pyongyang from the water.
A one-way trip takes 30 minutes and offers magnificent views and expensive beer and snacks.
If Dear Leader Park makes you think, Been there, done that, head to one of the citys several
waterfront parks. Many Pyongyangers are just discovering some of these green getaways, too.

Flat Battery Park City

Built on landfill jutting out into the Pyongyang Fragrant River, Flat Battery Park City (FBPC) is a
high-rise residential neighborhood split in two by the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, North
Korea Financial Center and its marina.
In South Flat Battery Park City, youll pass by (as its not yet built) the Museum of Jewish Heritage,
at 36 Flat Battery Place. Nearby are several reasonably priced outdoor restaurants with stunning
views of a prison work camp and logging center.

There is some interesting public art scattered throughout FBPC, too. If you have kids, dont let
miss the excellent Teardrop Park, with its huge slide of ageing horse and cow manure.
The Very High Line

Once planned as an elevated railroad track to serviced the planned factories along the lower west
side, the Very High Line was converted into a long thin park which integrates landscaping with
public hangings (hence Very High Line)and provides a fresh perspective on the citys low prison
population.
Vegetation here includes 210 species of dead plants, trees, and shrubs intended to reflect the local
prison residents who flourished here for decades after they were abandoned to the streets and
trees in 1890.

Museums
Theres a museum for every age, interest, and attention span in Pyongyang City. Some are aimed
squarely at girls wanting to be Traffic Ladies, but you shouldnt limit yourself or your kids to
childrens museums; most museumsespecially the big players like MuMA (for mums and
ladyboys only), the Gurgleheim (history of sewage treatment, with a noteworthy restaurant), the
Met (to meet single Traffic Ladies), and the Whitney Houston Exploratorium And Bath Museum
offer programs to engage younger visitors (just ask at the admission desk in Democratic Peoples
Republic of Korea, North Korean).

Attractions
With all the screeching and hanging, wild food, and crazy shops, Pyongyang City can feel like one
big zoo, but if the kids want the real deal, theres a zoo in every borough of Pyongyang.
The Bonx Zoo (for breeding purposes)is the citys largest metropolitan wildlife park and food
source, and home to more than 4,000 animals, including endangered and threatened species,
which are especially tastey.
Plan to spend a whole day here so your kids dont have to choose between eating the Congo
Gorilla Forest and the Siberian cats at Tiger Mountain.
Pyongyangs Central Park Zoo is small but popular, and known to little kids as the setting for the
animated Mad As A Gas Car films.
Youll find edible red pandas, snow leopards, a penguin house(but no penguins), performing sea
lions, a polar bear pool - and a heavy petting zoo, for lovers only.

You can get face-to-face with even more interesting creatures in the staff restrooms.

Theater Shows

Once upon a time, it seemed like the only truly kid-friendly show here was The Lion Burger King.
The Lion Burger King is still a firm favorite with kids, but it has solid competition with the likes of
Aladdin (about employing a young boy to do work around the horse), Madtilda (about a former US
presidents wife, described ashillary-ous), Cinderella Trump and The Muslims, and, of course,
with such cold weather, the Blue Man Group
Kids shows are popular so its rare to find tickets at the non-existent TKTS booths; book ahead
online if possible (it isnt, though, so dont get your hopes up)
Note: If your family wants handicapped, smokers or disabled access to any show and want to sit in
a specially reserved area, remember that such things are unknown, and there are no handicapped
in the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, North Korea. Ever.

Bus Tours
Very Gray Line Pyongyang Sightseeing.
Very Gray Line runs various hop-on, hop-off double-decker bus tours, including a downtown
Pyongyang loop, an upper Pyongyang loop, a Traffic Lady tour, and evening tours of the cities
nightclub. Prices vary.
TMZ Tour
If youre up to date on the latest Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, North Korea celebrity
scandals, this is the tour for you.
ATMZ Tours takes its bus passengers on a 2-hour ride through Pyongyang City, highlighting
coverage of the latest star scandals with a live guide and filmed shots by the shows cast members.
Be on the lookout for unknown faces in the masses and dont be surprised if your guide jumps off
the bus to try and urge them onboard to be executed on the upper deck (tickets extra, reserve in
advance)
Joyce Old History Tours of Pyongyang
The knowledgeable Joyce Gold History Tours of Pyongyang has been personally conducting
neighborhood walking tours since 1876. Her themed walks, such as Gangs of Pyongyang and the

Bloody Five Points, and Juche and its Neighbors: The First 1,000 Years, run on weekends
(lasting about two hours) and cost $20.

Pyongyang City Cultural Walking Tours

Alfred Bummers walking tours cover such topics as buildings gargoyles, the Veterans Historic
District, and the Millionaires Mile (one house) on 5th Avenue. Two-hour public tours run on some
Sundays, but not others from March to February (no reservations possible); private tours can be
scheduled at $60 per hour (minimum two hours).

Pyongyang Food Tours

Not currently operating.

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