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GONE WILD
How D.C. Politicians Are Taking You for a
Rideand What You Can Do About It
KRISTIN TATE
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Acknowledgments
I would like to first express my gratitude to my family: To
my mom, Dawn, for providing me with unconditional love
and encouragement. Whenever I have a hard day, youre the
first person I call; your advice and encouragement means
everything to me. To my dad, Steve, for taking an interest
in everything I pursue and always pushing me to do better.
My entire life, youve inspired me to follow my passions. And
to my brother, Austin. I wouldnt be the person I am today
without any of you.
To my best friend Andrew Spalding, for not killing me
during the
book-
writing process (seriously). Even during
my worst moods, youve continued to be the most loyal and
patient friend I could ever ask for.
To Ronald Goldfarb, for your unflagging support and
advocacy. Your feedback, critiques, and thoughts were invaluable to me as I organized the book and brought my ideas to
life.
And finally, to the team at Hachette Book Group for giving me the opportunity to publish my first book. I couldnt
have asked for a better experience with better people. An
extra special
thank-
you to my editor, Kate Hartson, for
believing in me from the beginning of this process.
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INTRODUCTION
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our emails, recording our phone calls, and peering into our
bank statements. They tell us how to run our businesses,
whom were allowed to marry, and what we can put in our
own bodies, even if none of this has any impact on other
people.
That, my friends, is no way to live. And it certainly isnt
the way to run a country.
The liberties established by our Founding Fathers have
been defended, time and again, in war and peace, through
protest and conflict. These are the paramount values in our
society, and they shouldnt be messed with. Our freedoms
are sacredyes, sacred, d
ammitand must be above and
beyond the reach of any intrusive government, even if that
happens to be our own.
Freedom means the ability to live your life as you please,
as long as you arent hurting anyone. Your life is your own
damn business! Do whatever you want with it. Make that
massive fortune and build a yacht so big that its visible from
space, or live in your parents basement doing bong hits and
watching South Park until your mom and dad are sent off to
retirement homes.
Wait, dude. Did she just mention bong hits?
Yup, I did. And try to keep up, Smokey. Joints, spliffs, and
bongs should be completely legal. If youre over twenty-one
and want to smoke up until your eyes roll into the back of
your empty skull, who am I to tell you no? And its certainly
not the governments place to tell you that, either. Sure, that
wouldnt be the smartest path to take in life. But your path
is yours to choose or to ruin if you wish. Thats the joy of
freedomsink or swim on your own terms.
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years, and most have been in office for four, five, or even
six terms. John Conyers (D, Michigan) is currently serving
his twenty-fourth term as congressman. At least John Dingell (D, M
ichiganis there something in the water there?)
announced that he will not be seeking reelectionfor what
would be his thirtieth term. Thirty terms! Thats sixty years!
And lets not forget old Strom Thurmond. He was in office
until he was one hundred years old. These people are so
entrenched that they care more about their status on various
committees, about climbing the greasy pole of power, than
doing whats right for the people they were elected to serve.
Thats right: They are there to serve u
s
or at least
theyre supposed to, if the Constitution is to be taken seriously. I cant emphasize that enough. Dont ever forget this,
ever! Politicians are there because we send them there. Without our votes they are nothing. Nada. Big fat zeroes. Send
them out to pasture if they dont do what we ask.
Sadly, most of us are apathetic. A pathetic 57 percent
of eligible voters turned out in 2012. We shrug our shoulders, crack open a beer, and, frankly, dont care as much
as we should. We pay more attention to the comings and
goings of big-boobed airheads on reality TV, the dramas of
Duck Dynasty, and Charlie Sheens nighttime antics than
we do about the stuff that really matters. I should know.
Im a sucker for Bridalplasty. Its a reality show about bride
zillas fighting over nose jobs and boob lifts. (I know, I know, I
should be reading a good book...)
So we put up our feet up at the end of the day, then
every four years we wish away our problems with the false
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CHAPTER 1
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from Mean Girls. Think Regina George but with flannel, less
hair product, and the noxious reek of patchouli. So basically
the opposite of Regina Georgebut nonetheless these stoner
kids ruled our school.
Our high school had an indoor atrium full of tables where
students could hang out, socialize, and (not really) study. It
was the place where our status hierarchy was most evident
and would have made a great subject for an anthropology
dissertation.
The table where the cool kids sat was in an area that was
sunk about two feet into the floor. The group was known as
the Pit, and it was understood that no one else was allowed
at their table. Woe unto the miserable worm who crossed
into that forbidden territory! When we Blisters walked by
the Pit, we usually followed standard protocol: Look down at
your feet like they hold the secrets of life everlasting, avoid
all eye contact, and pray they dont notice your b
rown-bagged
egg salad lunch, packed by your mommy.
I avoided speaking at length to any members of the Pit
for the first few years of high school. Sure, I had an occasional class with some of them, but there was never much
interaction. They mostly left me alone, and I knew to stay
out of their way. Senior year, though, I got to know one of
themwell call him Gregwhen we were paired as partners for a project in a history class.
I discovered Greg was pretty funny, and we became
friends. A few weeks in, we met up to work on the project
during a period when students were allowed to leave campus. We worked for thirty minutes or so at his house and
then took a break. It was a sunny day, and Greg led me to his
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deck. He brought this huge, red bong out with us and fired it
right up. I had seen people smoking before, and I knew Greg
was a stoner, so I wasnt exactly shocked.
After letting loose a cloud the size of a beach ball,
he leaned his head toward me and croaked like the big,
snack-happy toad from Pans Labyrinth, Wanna take a hit
from Big Red?
In that moment I decided that I wanted to be a badass.
Maybe it was because Id been in a fight with my mom that
week, and I knew she wouldnt have approved. Maybe it was
seeing Greg, sitting on the deck, wearing aviators and clearly
taking this bud like a champ. Maybe it was the allure of doing
something illegal. Regardless, I decided to go for it.
After I finished coughing, it was time to drive back to
school for my physics class (nothing like weed to prime you
for some velocity and vector talk). Greg and I parted ways,
and as I walked through the hallway I couldnt help but feel
smug; I, Kristin Tate, had just smoked weed with a member
of the Pit. Did this make me an official Pit girl? Probably not,
but at least it was a start.
I had almost made it to physics when I began feeling
uneasy. My mind started racing and I couldnt get it to stop.
I couldnt go to c lassnot nowso I dipped into the closest
bathroom. That was when the paranoia set in. What if my
mom found out? I would be grounded for months. What if
my physics teacher smelled the weed and reported me? Id
get suspended or w
orsetheyd call the cops and haul me off
to jail. Why was I freaking out? This couldnt be normal. The
weed must have been laced with something. Maybe Greg did
it when I wasnt looking. Maybe it was all an elaborate joke
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more dangerous to drink. Lots of amateurs started producing moonshine during Prohibition, and some of it contained
lethal ingredients. The annual death rate from spiked liquor
almost quadrupled between 1920 and 1925.7
Crime (and tough guys talking out of the corners of their
mouths) also increased during Prohibition. Prisons became
overcrowded and filled to capacity with bootleggers. So funds
werent being spent only in an effort to enforce the ban but
also to keep thousands of people in prison for violating it.
Federal spending on prisons increased almost 1,000 percent
during Prohibition! 8
Put simply: Prohibition was a bigger failure than Britney
Spearss marriage to Kevin Federline. It resulted in a bloated
government, astronomical spending, and gangsters in fedoras
running speakeasies. If youve ever seen an episode of Boardwalk Empire, you know what Im talking about.
The War on Drugs hasnt been any more successful. Just
like the thousands of patrons getting drunk in speakeasies
during Prohibition, Americans are getting high in basements,
in parked cars, and on the decks of their classmates homes in
this country each and every dayand whats so much worse
is that many are sitting in jail for it, their lives sustained by
tax dollars that would be better put to use elsewhere.
Every year hundreds of thousands of Americans are
arrested for offenses related to pot. A guy I knew in high
school named Tyler (not a member of the Pit, as it happens)
is serving time for a marijuana-related offense. Tyler got an
especially long sentence, because he had one prior nonviolent marijuana conviction. I remember sitting next to him in
a computer lit class during freshman year; we spent most of
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It was my first day at Emerson College in Boston. After settling into my e leventh-floor room in the dorm building, I got
in the elevator to go outside and explore the city. A slim, dapper guy wearing Sperry shoes got into the elevator with me.
The doors began to close when a girl in the hall started running toward us. She shouted, Hey, hold the door!
Sperry Guy and I glanced at each otherhe was closest to the elevator buttons. While watching that girl pant and
run, he reached down and hit Door Close. As the doors shut
and we began our descent to the lobby, Sperry Guy looked at
me and said, Im feeling like a bitch today.
I knew at that moment that he and I would be friends.
Sperry Guys name was Todd. He and I remain close to
this day. Todd is gay, flamboyantly so, and the life of every
party. Hes also so much more than the token gay guy who
pulls out the worlds great o ne-liners. I can honestly say that
he is one of the best friends I have ever had. Whenever Im
sad or need a pickmeup, I call Todd.
My friendship with him forced me to see life through
rainbow-tinted lenses; it was clear that Todd was proud to
be gay but that he faced challenges because of his sexuality.
I never saw him harassed outright for his homosexuality, but
when we went out together, I noticed a subtle categorization
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Cruz (R, Texas), for example, went out of his way to instruct
states to ignore the SCOTUS ruling if they werent specifically
mentioned in it.18 Obergefell only considered Ohio, Tennessee,
Michigan, and Kentucky. That means that Todd and Michael
would be denied this basic right in states like good ol Texas.
Wisconsin governor Scott Walker went even further, calling
for an amendment to reverse the decision altogether.19
Walker said, I believe this Supreme Court decision is a
grave mistake. Five unelected judges have taken it upon themselves to redefine the institution of marriage, an institution
that the author of this decision acknowledges has been with
us for millennia. The governor demanded that the ability to
define marriage be given back to the states, and along with
it, the ability to ban gays from participating in matrimony.
If you ask me, the real perverts are the ones who cant keep
anti-LGBT issues off their minds and out of their mouths.
Perhaps thats the root of the problem: Why is
governmentfederal or statedefining marriage in the
first place? Whatever happened to separation of church and
state? No one should be in the all-powerful position of defining what marriage should mean for every single American.
Maybe my church decides to form unions between gay
couples, and calls that marriage, but your church only considers unions between one man and one woman marriage. And
hell, maybe a church down the street considers unions between
one man and three women marriages. Dont like it? Then dont
associate with that church. Its none of our damn business what
theyre doing at the church down the street anyway. Marriage
is a personal m
atternot a political one. We dont need the
government to wave its magic wand and make our opinions
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legitimate. Ideally, the only time the state would get involved
is when someones rights are being violated, like when a person
enters a marriage by force or when children are involved.
One thing I hear from Republicans over and over is that
they dont want gay marriage because they dont believe
same-sex couples should be recognized for federal tax purposes. I agree with that
gay married couples shouldnt
get tax breaks. But neither should any married couple! Big
whoop, you partnered up. You already get a financial break
in the sense that now theres someone around to split the rent
with you. Again, it all boils down to getting the government
out of the marriage business. By giving tax benefits to married couples, the government is penalizing those who choose
not to get married (or who cant find a partner), as well as
those who enter into nontraditional unions. The same set of
rules should apply to every individual who files taxes, married or not. Anything else would be prejudicial.
Critics of nontraditional marriage often say, Well whats
next? Allowing people to marry their dogs? Sorry, but that
is one of the dumbest questions Ive ever heard. Animals and
children cant consent to marriage or sex, so no, people will
not be permitted to marry their dogs. Theres a huge difference between forcing a person or an animal to marry you
and marrying the person (or persons) you love. The scenarios arent in any way comparable, and to suggest otherwise
makes us look like a country of crusty old pervs.
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of homophobic leaders gathered in Dallas. Spewing hateful, disgusting rhetoric, the group of scowling gargoyles
attempted to organize marches and protests against gay
marriage. Dr. Steven Hotze, president of the Conservative
Republicans of Texas, said at the meeting, Homosexual marriage isnt really a marriage. Its a counterfeit. Its a lie.28
I sure as hell dont agree with Hotze and his bigoted,
outdated group. But you know what? They have every
right to be bigots, just like Todd and Michael have every
right to marry each other. Just because you find something
distastefulwhether its gay marriage, hurtful speech, or the
hairstyles on Sister Wivesyou do not have the right to ban
or censor it. By all means, decline that wedding invitation,
block that spewing of hate on social media, or change the
channel on your TV. Theres an important distinction to be
made between what Hotze and his friends were doing, and
what Cruz was trying to do following the gay marriage ruling. Voicing your disgust with someones actions, or even discriminating because of them, as a private citizen or business,
is a lot different from attempting to use the heavy hand of
government to flat-out ban that action.
Citizens in a free country have the right to be bigots, and
that right extends far beyond free speech alone. If you own
a photography business but dont want to take pictures at a
gay wedding, you should have every right to decline. Its your
business. You invested your own money to open its doors. But
as government continues to mandate inclusion, Uncle Sam
will make you pay up if you deny service to anyone for any
reason.
Brad Avakians initial efforts to eliminate prejudice
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