Confucius say..

A breast without nipples is pointless

Confucius say...
A nipple without a breast is a pimple

Confucius Say
Man with violin under pillow usually has fiddle under blankets

Confucius Say
Don't let your affection give you an infection.Put some protection on that
erection.

Confucius Say
In prison, best way to separate the men from the boys is with a crowbar

Confucius Say
A good life is like toilet paper... Long and useful.

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Christmas trees are like priests...Their balls are just for decoration.

Confucius Say
Half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon

Confucius Say
Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man are very much alike... both get to smell
the goods, but neither one can eat it.

Confucius Say
Banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

Confucius Say
Woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

Confucius Say
Woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

Confucius say,
Blowing into a blonde's ear is called Data transfer

Confucius say,
An "egghead" is what Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

Confucius say...
Man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

Confucius say,
A transvestite is one who likes to eat, drink and be Mary

Confucius say,
A gay man with diarrhea is called juicy fruit!

Confucius say,
Jamaiccan proctologist is called Pok-e-mon

Confucius say,
Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Confucius say,
Real Estate People are a vacant lot.

Confucius say,
"Patience" is a naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

Confucius say,
Man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball

Confucius say,
Man who put head in fruit drink, get punch in nose.

Confucius say,
Man who put cream in tart is not necessarily baker

Confucius Say,
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Confucius Say,
Two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

Confucious say...
Women are like Lawn Mowers...If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding
it.

Confucius Say,
"hole happy, whole body happy"

Confucious Say:
When Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative
Titty'.

Confucius Say...
Misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

Confucius Say...
Husband who sleep on couch last night, have hard time today.

Confucius Say...
Men are like cement...after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Confucius Say...
Man who keeps nose to the grindstone, have sharp boogers.

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Forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!

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A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

Confucius Say...
"If you girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use a lubricant.

Confucius Say...
"Winnie The Pooh will get angry if you stick your finger in his honey."

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" A man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.

Confucius Say...
"The only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat is by sitting down before
the last guy gets up".

Confucius Say...
"Faster, Harder, Deeper" is not the motto of the Olympics.

Confucius say...
Religious woman with hole in pocket, feel holy all day.

Confucius Say...
Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

Confucius Say...
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

Confucius Say...
If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

Confucius Say...
Man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

Confucius Say...
A virgin on waterbed is called a cherry float.

Confucius say...
Man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

Confucius say...
Man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.

Confucius say...
Woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

Confucius say...
Always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

Confucius Say...
Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup

Confucius Say...
Today's dog in alley is tomorrow's moo goo gai pan

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Oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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It's OK for Schoolboy to masturbate, as long as it's not against his Principal.

Confucius Say...
When you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

Confucius Say...
Best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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He who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

Confucius Say...
Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

Confucius Say...
The definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

Confucius Say...
Man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

Confucius Say...
Learn to masturbate...come in handy.

Confucius Say...
There is one thing that all smart asses have in common... "Wise Cracks"

Confucius say...
Man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

Confucius say...
Man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Love everybody...not every body.

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If wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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The trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

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If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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He who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

Confucius Say...
Man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

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"Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more."

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Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

Confucius Say...
Man who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

Confucius Say...
Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

Confucius Say...
Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.
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Chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work.

Confucius say...
Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things.

Confucius say...
Virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.

Confucius Say...
"Woman who dance while wearing a jockstrap have make believe ballroom.

Confucius Say...
"Sailor who gets discharged from navy, leave buddies behind."

Confucius Say...
Man who make love to cash register, come into money.

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Man who fondle girl having period, get caught red handed.

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Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time.

Confucius Say...
He who sniffs coke, gets ice cube up nose.

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"Woman who springs on inner spring this spring gets offspring next spring."

Confucius Say...
"Sex on beach is like American beer...very near water.

Confucius Say...
"Woman who slides down banister, makes monkey shine."

Confucius Say...
Man who masturbate only screwing himself.

Confucius Say...
Man who do business in whore house , get jerked around

Confucius Say...
House without toilet is uncanny.

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"He who light the fuse of love, get big bang."

Confucius say...
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

Confucius say...
Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

Confucius say...
wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn
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Woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

Confucius say...
Woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

Confucius say...
Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink

Confucius Say...
the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut

Confucius say...
Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders

Confucius say...
Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face

Confucius say...
Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.

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Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

Confucius say...
Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

Confucius say...
He who crosses the ocean twice without bathing is a dirty double crosser."

Confucius say...
"Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!"

Confucius say...
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy...

Confucius say...
Man who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

Confucius say...
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

Confucius say...
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

Confucius say...
Girl who has sex in Egyptian tomb may soon become mummy

Confucius say...
He who eat ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver.

Confucius say...
Cows without legs are ground beef

Confucius say...
He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.

Confucius say....
Woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the
organ

Confucius say...
Economy will go up and down when country is run by yo-yo's

Confucius say...
Basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her

Confucius say...
Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong

Confucius say...
lady who slide down bannister,get slivers by cracky !

Confucius say...
Man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low

Confucius say...
He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

Confucius say...
Man who let woman on top, will screw up

Confucius say...
Man who get hit by car,get that run down feeling

Confucius say...
Man with athletic finger make broad jump.

Confucius say...
Sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

Confucius say...
Sumo Wrestling is survival of the fattest.

Confucius say...
'tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet

Confucius say...
Many men bite , but Fu Man Chu

Confucius say...
Woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up

Confucius say....
Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

Confucius say...
"Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"

Confucius say...
"If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people."

Confucius say...
"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand"

Confucius say...
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Confucius say...
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

Confucius say...
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Confucius say...
Boy who go to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

Confucius say...
Couple on 7-day honeymoon make whole week.

Confucius say...
Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.

Confucius say...
Girl who sits on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.

Confucius say...
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Confucius say...
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

Confucius say...
Man who smoke pot choke on handle.

Confucius say...
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Confucius say...
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Confucius say...
Man who run in front of car get tired.

Confucius say...
Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Confucius say...
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Confucius say...
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Confucius say...
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Confucius say...
Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Confucius say...
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Confucius say...
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Confucius say...
Baseball is wrong man with four balls cannot walk.

Confucius say...
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

Confucius say...
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Confucius say...
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Confucius say...
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Confucius say...
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Confucius say...
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Confucius say...
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Confucius say...
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Confucius say...
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Confucius say...
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Confucius say...
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Confucius say...
Man who have nose bleeds, picking nose too much

Confucius say...
GE (Gastroenteritis) bring many things to life, none of them good

Confucius say...
Doctor who recommend too much rectal cleaning, make enemas for life

Confucius say...
Man who make mountain out of molehill have good future as plastic surgeon

Confucius say...
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

Confucius say...
No difference between man and mouse - both end in pussy.

Confucius say...
Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.
Confucius say...
Man who puts rooster in ice box take out stiff cock.

Confucius say...
Baby conceived in backseat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be
shiftless bastard.

Confucius say...
Girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.

Confucius say...
Man who sit on upturned tack shall surely rise

Confucius say...
Bird in hand makes hard to blow nose

Confucius say...
Man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain

Confucius say...
Time flies like arrow. Fruit flies like bananas