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high-calorie foods. This rite of passage is commonly ended when eye drops
are administered to soothe strained eyes from the Tee Vee ritual.
Magic is also a great part of a Techs life. Using miniature devices of
Tee Vees called Labb Topse, Da Inn Ternet is summoned through elaborate
displays of screen-staring and finger tapping on the surface of the devices. A
Tech is then able to inquire Da Inn Ternet about anything his or her heart
desires. I was urged to be a part of this magic and despite my initial
trepidation, I decided to give it a try. I asked a question I knew the answer to
as a test. To my great surprise, Da Inn Ternet correctly answered how many
planets exist in our solar system and even elaborated on specifics about
pluto being a dwarf planet. I came to find that Da Inn Ternet was a very wise
entity indeed. It became apparent how Da Inn Ternet gifted his people with
the luxury to not think anymore through his large expanse of knowledge and
information.
Although there are no priests, the most powerful religious specialist of
the Techs are respectfully titled IT Guye. Whenever the magical portal to
Da Inn Ternet is severed with the demise of a Labb Topse, the IT Guye uses
special magical knowledge to reconnect the spiritual and physical world once
more. The family unit then bestows the IT Guye with gifts of gratitude,
usually entailing a hefty sum of potato chips and soda. The IT Guye gratefully
accepts and heads home to perform his own ritual of appreciation through a
lengthy Tee Vee ritual.
Although Techs dutifully worship the entire span of their lives, they
have great excitement for the afterlife. According to the scripture, the
ultimate goal of a Tech is to waste enough time to earn the ultimate respect
from Da Inn Ternet. The entrance to the afterlife is a symbol of having
repayed Da Inn Ternets great gift of knowledge by living a long life of
obedient worship and sluggish mind.
A last important element of the Tech religion that I should mention are
the taboos. As an ignorant visitor, I was fiercely chastised for talking about
my travels. I didnt realize until later that it is an abhorrent sin to talk about
any part of your life without mentioning Da Inn Ternet. The one note of
comfort I will add is that the Techs are so absorbed in the Labb Topse and Tee
Vee rituals that they rarely resort to violence other than a disgruntled stare.
Because of my thought-provoking time in the island of Router and the
wonderful Techs that reside there, I recommend travelers to visit. There is
nothing more eye-opening than learning about a new people and culture.
However much I greatly value my ability to think, I have only great things to
credit the Techs, including my new and broadened perspective of the world
around me. It is with confidence that I say that my experience with the Techs
is one I will carry with me for the rest of my life. And hopefully in time, other
travelers will be able to say the same.