So...

I went to the National Museum the other day to see some art works
We walked in to some gallery hall of the artist "Emilio Aguilar Cruz"
His works is kind of good maybe amazing
*show examples*
(Mimic other people): "What's so special about that shit?"
Well.. I observe that the titles of his artworks has a certain style...
"LITERALISM"
what's that? you ask.. it's taking the title too fucking literal on the painting..
lemme show you some examples...
*show examples*
For example this painting (show 1) it's name is "Lady in Green Blouse"
This painting is named "Girl in Orange"
This one is called "Seated Lady in Yellow Blouse"
and this one is called "Seated Nude Beside Flower Vase"
SEEE? TOO LITERAL... but hey.. there's nothing wrong with using that kind of style
on making your title of the artwork but this bothers me...
Some of his artworks... has no titles or named "Untitled"
For example....
*shows one painting of EAC with untitled*
and I wonder... "Why he did not make a title on this artwork?"
Considering the title of your other artworks taking the style of LITERALISM, why you
did not make a title on this artwork?
I mean.. you can create a title for this one like
"BENDING WOMAN IN ORANGE WITH GREEN SPOTS WHILE TOUCHING A BOOK
FINDING SOME INFORMATION ABOUT ON HOW TO CREATE A TITLE ON ARTWORKS"
I mean just like that..
and another one is this of his artwork

It is untitled also...
I mean you can create a title on this one easily.. right?
like..
"A GIRL IN BLUE FROM UNIVERSITY OF THE PHILIPPINES DOING HER FINALS WHILE
THINKING THAT SHE IS FUCKING DOOMED"
EMILIO WHYYY??
*Moves to second topic*
There's other title of the painting of a different artist
Its title is "Untitled" BUT FUCKING WAIT THERE'S A FUCKING CATCH, THERE'S OTHER
STUFF ON THE TITLE...
like this one..
"Untitled... (Two Men)"
WHAT'S THE UNTITLED FOR THEN?!
Why you just not make the title "Two Men" then?
and another one is this one... "Untitled... Flowers..."
why... It's just... I don't understand...
*Moves to third topic*
So we climbed on the third floor on the National Museum
and damn... we saw some set of arts that is very unusual...
Like when you see these arts... You'll feel stupid... seeing at this artworks
There will be two kinds of people on this national museum...
First... are the people who are trying their best to interpret what are these artworks
and stuff
and the second one is ME... who are making comments... on what the fuck that this
mean... or asking why is it here in the national museum... I mean seriously...
Let me show you some examples
This painting... (SHOW BLACK PAINTING)
(Mimic feeling artists) "Owww.... This artwork resembles the character of black"

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? IT'S JUST SOME GUY RANDOMLY PAINTING OR
SLASHING WITH A PAINTBRUSH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S THAT CALLED... AND HE PUT
3 BLACK SPERM CELLS ON THE UPPER RIGHT AND RANDOMLY BRUSH THE TOP PART
WITH CIRCLE... I MEAN HOW CAN SOMEONE INTERPRET THIS? "CHARACTER IN
BLACK" what the fuck how?
WHAT THE FUCK...
*transition*
There are more examples like this one...
(SHOW SUNDAY MOOD PAINTING)
IT LOOKS LIKE a dog with a bishop's hat standing over the gates of hell?
WHAT IS THE TITLE OF THIS FUCKING ARTWORK?
(SHOW TITLE "SUNDAY MOOD")
oww... hmm... it seems close...
*transition*
THESE THREE....
THE FIRST ONE IS NAMED BLUE ENVIRONMENT... uhhm.. not sure I forgot to take a
picture on the title of this one.. but the title has blue on it...
THE SECOND ONE IS NAMED BLUE PERSPECTIVE...
ann THE THIRD ONE... GUESS WHAT IS THE TITLE OF THIS ONE
A. BLUE OBJECTIVES
B. BLUE PERCEPTION
C. BLUE SHIT
YOU'RE RIGHT... IT'S NONE OF THESE... THE TITLE OF THIS ARTWORK IS UNKNOWN
PERSPECTIVE
SEEE...
3 MOSTLY BLUE PAINTINGS, THE 2 HAS BLUE ON ITS TITLE AND SUDDENLY THE
THIRD ONE IS UNKNOWN.. DID HE FORGOT THE LOOK OF THE COLOR BLUE.. OR
SOMETHING?
(MIMIC PAINTING GUY) "IT HAS MORE COLORS... MORE UNKNOW COLORS.. THAN
BLUE.."

Oww.. What the fuck?

*transition*
THIS NEXT ONE IS MY 2ND OF MY FAVORITE MODERN ART
BAAMM!!
Yep... I'll give you time to interpret this .... work of art...
(moans)
UGGHH...
I AM ALMOST GETTING AN ORGASM ON THIS ARTWORK..
UGGGHH... I LIKE THE STYLE OF COLORING THE BORDER WITH DIFFERENT COLORS
AND CUTTING THE LOWER LEFT OF THE CANVAS AND COLORING IT GREEN TO GLUE
GUN THE PAINTBRUSH ON THAT CUTTED RECTANGLE
(ORGASM)
*transition*
THIS LAST ARTWORK... I WILL SHOW YOU... THIS WOULD BE THE BEST ARTWORK IN
AGES....
DRUM ROLL.. PLEASE...
(Drum rolls)
It's this one...
Yep...
This one...
This is the best artwork..
What is the title you ask?
"Teacher 5" it's title is teacher 5...
Yep...
Yep...
I have 3 questions....
1. WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS IN THE NATIONAL MUSEUM...

2. WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK ITS TITLE IS "TEACHER 5"