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Salman khan : we , oh , lene ke liye aye the apne papa ko , par khuddari thi, pension foreign mein nahi
mil sakti to unke bete ne unko yehi pe chod diya , bete ne kaha bhi nahi ki pension chod dijiye , ulta
pension ke bina aap reh nahi sakte to ulta bete ne khuddari ki baat karke unko yehi pe chod diya
Aishwarya rai : aajkal ke bache kabhi bhi papa maa ko dekh hi nahi sakte , bahanabaji number 1
Salman khan : haa, wo to sahi hai, humare bache bhi aise hi nikle
Aishwarya rai : isliye main aapko tokti nahi jab aap shahrukh khan ki baat karte hain
Salman khan : thank you
Aishwarya rai : bacho ko kya pata zindagi ka sabak, saath rehte to jujhna kise kehte hain yeh pata chalta
Salman khan : sab weaklings
Aishwarya rai : pustake padne se nahi banti zindagi, wo to utar chadav bujurg ko dekh kar milti hain
seekh jab apne paraye hote hain aur paraye waise bhi paraye
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Shahrukh : usa mein rehkar dar , waha pe to pustak ki fauz lag jati Hain
Ranbir : haan par Europeans Ki, bahut kam log Indians likhte Hai , aur khamakha jhanjat bhi hoti Hai ,
hora hori chalti Hain aur kabhi kabar job bhi kho jati Hain
Shahrukh khan : ohh!!! Par main to India Mein likh raha hoon
Ranbir : yaha pe hi pustako Ki khili udate Hain aur paise nahi milta aur aap bolte Hain India is safe, ho hi
nahi sakta, usa Mein knowledge yeh hain ki ek doosre Ki copy kar dete Hain aur mukadma chale to paise
hi jate hain aur izzat bhi par paisa kabhi mil hi nahi sakta
Shahrukh khan : par maine to pustak likhna bhi shuru kar diya aur do teen mahine main khatm bhi ho ja
sakti hain
Ranbir : papa be sensible , usa main hi thikana nahi hain , india ki to koi puchta bhi nahi hain, aur aapki
pustak wo bhi apni biography , kaun padega
Shahrukh khan : mere dosto ne to bol diya ki wo kharidenge jaroor jab bani to
Ranbir : wo to paanch dus log bas itne mein khush
Shahrukh khan : budda ho gaya hoon time pass
Ranbir : please papa kuch aur sochiye , family cant take tension of yours at this time, recession chal raha
hain aur aapko abhi pustak likhne ki bimari
Shah rukh khan : theek hain dosto se mashuvrah le loonga , ab khush
Ranbir : we nahi jante hamari tension , please stop, age aapki marji, kaha par bhatak bhatak kar publish
karenge is umr mein, please be sensible
Shahrukh khan : fine , bye
Ranbir : bye , take care and be sensible and responsible towards family
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Bomman irani : morning walk
Shah rukh khan : yes , fresh air
Bomman irani : salman khan bata raha tha ki tumne pustak likhna shuru kar diya
Shahrukh khan : bahut jhanjhat se gujar raha hoon , family ne inkar kar diya likhne ko , tension seh nahi
sakte
Bomman irani : kyon aisa
Shatrughan sinha : humari constituency mein pehla shaks biography likh raha hain aur hume na pata , ho
hi nahi sakta
Shahrukh khan : thanks , but it is only 150 pages
Shatrughan sinha : jyaada likhna bhi nahi chahiye , media bada chada ke tod fod kar deti hain
Anupam kher : wo to sahi hain , budde hain to buddo jaisa vyevhaar
Bomman irani : theek farmaya
Shahrukh khan : done
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Shahrukh khan : bhai ek help chahiye thi
Salman khan : beshak
Shahrukh khan : bhai buda ho gaya hoon, beta to hain nahi to aapse madad mangne ki cheshta
Salman khan : hum bhi khali hi baithe hain , kuch chai pani
Shahrukh khan : haan ghar ka khana , biwi acha nashta banati thi jab wah zinda thi tab
Salman khan : azi aishwarya, shahrukh aya hai , thoda chai aur biscuits
Aishwarya : beshak
Aishwarya : zameen chata di , pustak achi thi , par publish kaun kar raha hai , aapki pustak ka
Shahrukh khan : bhai , bomman irani ka damad, kya naam tha , haa amir khan , wahi jana Hai
Aishwarya rai : hum saath chale , thoda boring Hain ghar , kuch bahane mulakat hogi logo ke saath
Salman khan : tum , mardo ka kaam hain
Aishwarya rai : mahilaye bhi hoti hain , kaam karne ke liye, har waqt ghar mein nahi baiththi aajkal Ki
aurate
Shah rukh khan : wo to theek farmaya , rani mukherjee bhi kabhi ghar mein baith hi nahi sakti thi, wo jab
hoti to har waqt bahar chehal pehal
Aishwarya rai : aisi hi honi chahiye aajkal ki aurate, finance agar seekh gaye to mard chahiye hi nahi
Shahrukh khan : finance
Salman khan : haa, finance Investopedia website,
Shah rukh khan : haan aajkal agar interest ho to internet mein sab kaam ho jata hain
Aishwarya rai : aapne baat Ki amir khan se internet mein , kaisa aadmi hain
Shah rukh khan : nahi, main purane jamane ka shaks, is computer ki duniya mein ab bhi bhi baatcheet to
face to face honi chahiye, nahi to behrupiya aksar paisa aith jate hain
Salman khan : internet mein apni credit card kabhi nahi deni
Aishwary rai : theek farmaya , yeh lijiye chai
Shahrukh khan : wah , aapki chai ,ki mehak , rani Mukherjee Ki yaad aati hain
Aishwarya rai : thanks , to main bhi chaloo , aapke is publisher se milne
Salman khan : jaroor, main to tayar kab jana hain
Shahrukh khan : bhai , do teen dino mein
Salman khan : iktilah kar dijiye ki ek nahi teen Hain
Shahrukh khan : beshak
Aishwarya rai : done
Salman khan : done
Shahrukh khan : fine done, more happy than before
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Amir khan : haa bhejiye anil Kapoor saab ko aur unke vakil ko
Sushmita Sen : oh , wohi log phir se
Amir khan : haa, ab Kya afat aan padi apni business ko, chain se kaam bhi nahi kar sakta
Amir khan : sorry, hume aapke terms and conditions nahi jante
Anil Kapoor : aur jaan bhi nahi sakte kyonki internal affair hota hain
Sushmita Sen : beshak, Pankaj Kapoor you can leave
Anil Kapoor : aapne jane diya
Pankaj Kapoor : thanks madam
Anil kapoor : I will see you in court
Amir khan : shauk se
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Anushka sharma : ab mere samne giddane se kya faida , jo hona hain wo hoga
Ranbir : agar tum baat karo to
Anushka sharma : main abhi , sasuma ko mare kuch hi saal huye Hain, na baba na , mujhe nahi padna is
jhamele mein
Ranbir : agar paise ka jugad ho jaye to
Anushka sharma : tumhare papa ki pustak ke liye hum jugad, kyon kis khushi mein
Ranbir kapoor : akhir humare papa hain, agar beech raste mein thokar lagi to kuch to hak banta Hain
unko bachane ke liye
Anushka sharma : beshak , but pustak hamari marzi se likhe the kya
Ranbir kapoor : none, but
Anushka sharma : no ifs buts main nahi karoongi baat , pachas saal ho gaye , he should be concerned
about family
Ranbir Kapoor : ek baar , meri khatir , please
Anushka Sharma : beshak , ek baar, agar na mane to phasi se latak jana
Ranbir Kapoor : utna heroism mere Mein hain hi nahi
Anushka sharma : fine , ek baar
Ranbir kapoor : thanks
Anushka sharma : welcome
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Shatrughan Sinha : Bhai ek ho ya usse bhi badi , Bhai manna padega aapke diler ka
Shah rukh khan : thank you
Anupam kher : to mithai kab khila rahe hain
Shah rukh khan : jab aap kahe
Shatrughan Sinha : bhai hum wade ke pake aur ethical, jab aapki pehli pustak release hogi , tab
Shahrukh khan : beshak , shauk se
Anupam kher : to chale walk par
Shatrughan Sinha : chale , bhai shahrukh khan ne laaj rakh li mohalle ki
Anupam kher : sab log aap hi ka intezaar kar rahe hain
Shahrukh khan : abhi se
Anupam kher : Bhai , jab aapne bata diya ki pustak banne mein der nahi hain to abhi hi sahi ,
Shatrughan sinha : jashn to jashn hota hai, abhi hi sahi
Shahrukh khan : thankyou for support
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