I believe it was the switch on the left.

Press the switch that I labelled for you.

Practice talking to the dummy.
You can say anything... I do not think the dummy will be bothered.
Do you need some ideas for conversation topics?
Well, I often start with a simple 'how do you do...'
You could ask them about their favorite books...
Jokes can be useful for 'breaking the ice.'
Listen to this one...
What did the skeleton tile his roof with?
...SHIN-gles!
Well, I thought it was amusing.
Reel it in? Yes No
All that's attached to the end is a photo of a weird-looking monster...
(Call Me! Here's my number!)
You decide not to call.
You leave it alone.
Thank you for taking care of me...
You don't have any room? OK... I understand I am not a priority for you, then.
SANS!!! THEY DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT IT!
NYEH! HEH! HEH HEH!
YOU TWO ARE WEIRD!
CROSSWORDS ARE SO EASY.
IT'S THE SAME SOLUTION EVERY TIME.
I JUST FILL ALL THE BOXES IN WITH THE LETTER "Z"...
BECAUSE EVERY TIME I LOOK AT A CROSSWORD...
ALL I CAN DO IS SNORE!!!
NYEH HEH HEH!!!
Huh? You don't have enough money...
I wish I could make Nice Cream for free...

There's ice cream... Out in the middle of the woods...

Umbrella solidarity!? I guess I have to give you a deal...
Huh? No money? Sorry, I can't give it to you for free.
There's ice cream... Hidden in the depths of a watery cavern...
you're right.
i should charge way more than than that.
that's still too low.
i have to pay for the raw materials somehow.
don't you know a good deal when you hear one?
YOU RESISTED THE FLAVOR OF MY HOMECOOKED PASTA...
JUST SO YOU COULD SHARE IT WITH ME???
(You're carrying too much.)
(You aren't ready for the responsibility.)
(The quiche was left all alone...)
Nothing's here!!!
(You're carrying too much.)
(Two bugs in the box are playing a
-card game.)
(There's a smiley face made of
cards in the box.)
(A house made of
cards sits in the box.)
(The box is overstuffed with cards.)
(All games must end one day.) (You got a Punch Card.)
(Happiness is fleeting.) (You got a Punch Card.)
(The house collapses.) (You got a Punch Card.)
(It's a pair of ballet shoes.)
(You got the Ballet Shoes.)
(This will never happen.)
(You decide to stay healthy.)

(There's a frypan lying on the ground.)

(You got the Burnt Pan.)
(It's an empty trashcan.)
(The box is empty.)
Didn't you read the sign downstairs?
Hey, y'mind giving me a push, pumpkin?
You tried to take a piece of candy, but you didn't have any room.
You decided not to take some.
You are carrying too many items.
Some spiders crawled down and gave you a jug.
You found a Faded Ribbon.
You are carrying too much.
Hello there, little one!
The pie has not cooled down yet.
Perhaps you should take a nap. Yes No
Sweet dreams.
You'd rather stay up and chat with me, then?
What? This... this IS your home now.
Um... would you like to hear about this book I am reading?
Um... How about an exciting snail fact?
Did you know that snails...
Have a chainsaw-like tongue called a radula?
Sometimes flip their digestive systems as they mature?
Talk. Really. Slowly? Just kidding, snails don't talk.
If you need anything, just ask.
...I have to do something. Stay here..
WOW!!!
I HAVE FRIENDS!!!
AND WHO KNEW THAT ALL I NEEDED TO MAKE THEM...
SO... WHAT DO YOU SAY?

...OKAY...
I GUESS I'LL ACCEPT MY FAILURE...
Oh, there you are. I was worrying about you!
Things are going to be OK, you hear?
We're all going to the surface world soon...
There's bound to be a place you can stay there!
well, come back whenever you want.
GROSS BANDAGE
FADED RIBBON
BANDANNA
DUSTY TUTU
SO... WHAT ARE YOU WEARING...?
I'M... ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
SHE THOUGHT SHE SAW YOU WEARING A
.
IS THAT TRUE? ARE YOU WEARING A
?
SO YOU ARE WEARING A
...
GOT IT!!! WINK WINK!!!
(There's an empty pie tin inside the stove.)
IT'S OK TO BE INTIMIDATED BY MY FASHION SENSE.
OKAY!!! LET'S HANG TEN!!
TAKE YOUR TIME... I'LL WAIT FOR YOU.
(You realize that would probably be illegal.)
...
hey, looks like you're really turning yourself around.
how about i treat you to lunch at grillby's?
...when everyone you scared away comes back, i mean.
OK. have fun.

grillby, we'll have a double order of fries.

more for me.
i'll tell you, then.
(Return the umbrella?) Put back Do not
(The music continues, and doesn't stop.)
(The cooler is empty.)
(Take a space food bar from the cooler?) Yes No
(You've had enough of the dummy.)
(You hit the dummy lightly.)
(You don't feel like you learned anything.)
(You sock the dummy.)
(Who cares?)
(You stare into each other's eyes for a moment...)
(This CD is playing.) (Turn it off?) Stop it No
(Spooktunes are dead.)
(The CD stops moving.)
(There's a lonely sandwich inside.)
um... you don't have any money?
n-no, you can still play, don't worry about it...
um... that's less than 10G.
but since you're my only real customer, i guess i'll just take what you have...
oh...........
Huh...?
Yo, that's your idea of something mean?
My sister says that to me ALL THE TIME!
Guess I have to do it, haha.
(There's no more water left in the cooler.)
(You pour the water on the ground next to the water cooler.)
WELL, WORRY NOT DEAR HUMAN!
PAPYRUS WOULD NEVER BETRAY YOU!

I AM NOT A CRUEL PERSON.

I STRIVE TO BE COMFORTING AND PLEASANT.
PAPYRUS! HE SMELLS LIKE THE MOON.
SO, BECAUSE OF MY INHERENT GOODNESS...
I TOLD HER YOU WERE NOT WEARING A
EVEN THOUGH YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE!
INSTEAD, I MADE SOMETHING UP!
I TOLD HER YOU WERE WEARING...
A
IT PAINED ME TO TELL SUCH A BOLDFACED LIE.
I KNOW YOU WOULD NEVER EVER WEAR A
BUT YOUR SAFETY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FASHION.
DANG!
I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE...
I KNEW WHEN YOU SAID:
"I AM NOT WEARING A
."
IT WAS REALLY A SECRET CODE!
YOU REALLY MEANT...
"I ACTUALLY AM WEARING A
!"
YOU WERE TRYING TO PROTECT YOURSELF...
WHILE MAKING IT SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO LIE!
I PICKED UP ON THIS, AND FOLLOWED YOUR PLAN.
IN FACT I TOOK IT ONE STEP FURTHER!
I TOLD HER YOU WERE PROBABLY...
WEARING A
OF COURSE, YOU WOULD NEVER WEAR THAT.
BUT THAT'S THE POINT!
SHE WON'T RECOGNIZE YOU NOW!

AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO BETRAY EITHER OF YOU!

SINCE I JUST TOLD HER WHAT YOU SAID!
WOWIE! YOU'RE SUCH A SMART COOKIE!
I REALLY CAN BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE!!!
(You decide not to.)
Are you ready?
Move around! Get as many as you can!
Hey buddy, you missed them.
Let's try again, okay?
Three gold for the ferry. Yes No
Later, then.
Hop on!
(It's a switch.) Press it Don't
(The lasers were deactivated.)
(The lasers were reactivated.)
Ring...
Um...
I noticed you've been kind of quiet...
Are you w-worried about meeting ASGORE...?
...
W-well, don't worry, okay?
Th-the king is a really nice guy...
I'm sure you can talk to him, and...
W-with your human soul, you can pass through the barrier!
S-so no worrying, OK? J-just forget about it and smile.
here's another hot dog.
thanks, kid. here's your hot dog.
hey, i'm not judging.
careful. if you eat too many hot dogs...
whoops, you don't have enough cash.

you should get a job. i've heard being a sentry pays well.
WOW... YOU'RE TRULY A PUZZLE PASSIONEER!
I'M SO ENTHUSED BY YOUR ENTHUSIASM!!!
YOU CAN DO IT, HUMAN!!!
HMMM... STILL GETTING READY?
TAKE YOUR TIME!
OKAY! ALL READIED-UP TO HANG OUT!?
TAKE YOUR TIME!
Then why are you here?
...!
Wait, I get it.
Right??? NEVER Yes with you
Really? How delightful!! I accept!
Let's all frolick in the fields of friendship!
...NOT!
Why would I EVER be friends with YOU!?
If you weren't my houseguest, I'd beat you up right now!
You're the enemy of everyone's hopes and dreams!
I WILL NEVER BE YOUR FRIEND.
Now get out of my house!
WHAT?
First you parade into my house, then you INSULT me?
You little BRAT! I have half a mind to...
That's what I thought.
(You pet the vegetables in an affectionate manner.)
OH MY GOD!!! STOP PETTING THE ENEMY!!!
I'll show you how it's done!
(You place the noodles in one at a time.)
(They clank against the empty bottom.)
Nice???

I'M HONORED TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH A HUGE LUKEWARM WATER FAN,

FOLKS!
IT SEEMS OUR REPORTER IS DRAWN TO SPORTS LIKE MOTHS TO A FLAMING
BASKETBALL HOOP.
READY FOR YOUR... PRESENTATION?
(... LET'S CUT THAT ONE IN POST.)
(This is really troubling...) (Hmmm...)
RSVP? Respond Ignore
well, have fun in there.
I see.
Anything you want to do is important enough.
Even something as small as reading a book, or taking a walk...
Please take your time.
Oh... Back so soon?
How are you feeling?
Ready Go Back
Do what you have to.
Tra la la. I am the riverman.
Or am I the riverwoman...? It doesn't really matter.
I love to ride in my boat. Would you care to join me?
Where will we go today? Snowdin Hotland
Then perhaps another time. Or perhaps not. It doesn't really matter.
(The switch doesn't do anything.)
(It's just a regular suspicious bed now.)
(The power has been turned on.)
So it's like a cartoon... But with guns?
...yeah, that's what I thought.
A woman can dream though, right?
And write fanfiction.
A LOT of fanfiction.

Oh my...
(You'll keep the letter warm for a little longer.)
(It's a note from Alphys.)
(Read it...?) Read Do not
(It's hard to read because of the handwriting, but you try your best...)
Hey.
Thanks for your help back there.
You guys... Your support really means a lot to me.
But... As difficult as it is to say this...
You guys alone can't magically make my own problems go away.
I want to be a better person.
I don't want to be afraid anymore.
And for that to happen, I have to be able to face my own mistakes.
I'm going to start doing that now.
I want to be clear.
This isn't anyone else's problem but mine.
But if you don't ever hear from me again...
If you want to know "the truth."
Enter the door to the north of this note.
You all at least deserve to know what I did.
(That's all she wrote.)
(There were no chips left in the machine.)
(The vending machine dispensed some chisps.)
(You didn't have enough gold.)
(You are carrying too many items.)
Is it Butterscotch? Yes No
Oh... I see.
Well, thank you. Goodbye for now.
(Seems like you could skip Mettaton's monologue by turning him around now.)
(What will you do?) Skip Hear again

(You told Mettaton there was something cool behind him.)

(Ring...)
It's all about this human girl named Mew Mew who has cat ears!
Which humans don't have! S-so she's all sensitive about them!
But like... Eventually!
She realizes that her ears don't matter!
That her friends like her despite the ears!
It's really moving!
Whoops, spoilers
Also, this sounds weird, but she has the power!
To control the minds of anyone she kisses!
She kisses people and controls them to fix her problems!!
They don't remember anything after the kiss I mean!!
BUT IF SHE MISSES THE KISS!!! THEN!!
Then, uh, and, uh, also I mean, of course
Eventually, she realizes that controlling people
OKAY WELL I almost spoiled the whole show, but
Uhhh, I think you'd really like it!!!
We should watch it! After you get through all this!
Yeah, me too...
Wh-WHAT!? You REMEMBER!?
(Let sleeping dogs lie, instead of fighting them.) (That's how the saying goes.)
(Knock knock).
Room service never came . (Sigh ...)
Thanks a million .
(No response.)
(You pour the Sea Tea under the door.)
HUH !?!?!?!? That's just the way I want ! Here's a tip .
(You got 99G.)
...No you don't .

Thanks a trillion .
(You flatten the Cinnamon Bun until it's paper thin.) (You slide it under the door.)
(But you didn't have anything appealing.)
(You put a Dog Salad in front of the door.) (It slides underneath.)
(The Dog Salad was absorbed by the darkness.)
(You put a Dog Residue in front of the door.)
(It slides underneath the door, as if pulled by a magnet.)
(ZOMMM!!!) (It shoots back out at a high speed!)
(Two Dog Residues slowly slide back out from underneath the door.)
Yes, we know. The elevator to the city is NOT working.
Because of this incident, rooms are running at a special rate!
200G a room. Interested? Stay Do not
Did you enjoy your stay?
What? Room... Key?
No, we don't do that.
If you leave your room, you'll have to pay again.
Fabulous! We'll escort you to your room!
...that's not enough money.
Do let us know if you change your mind. Have a sparkular day!
...MY ONE TRUE LOVE?
(UNDERSTOOD.) (LET'S KNOCK 'EM DEAD!)
Then what are you looking for?
Then stay here for all eternity.
(Saved) (Saved)
This is TORIEL.
Help with a puzzle...?
Um, you have not left the room, have you?
Wait patiently for me and we can solve it together!
You want to know more about me?
Well, I am afraid there is not much to say.

I am just a silly little lady who worries too much!

...
But nobody came.
Nobody picked up.
Hey, you silly child.
If you want to talk to me, I am right here.
(No response.) (Their phone might be out of batteries.)
(The box is aclog with the the hair of a dog.)
You can certainly find better than an old woman like me.
Froggit attacks you!
Froggit hopped close!
Whimsun approached meekly!
Froggit and Whimsun drew near!
Moldsmal blocked the way!
A name has already been chosen.
You must choose a name.
MTT
You ate the Monster Candy.
Very un-licorice-like.
...tastes like licorice.
You threw the stick. But nothing happened.
You throw the stick. Mettaton catches it in his mouth and winks.
You threw the stick away. Then picked it back up.
You re-applied the bandage.
Still kind of gooey.
You ate the Spider Donut.
Don't worry, Spider didn't.
You drank the Spider Cider.
You ate the Butterscotch Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You ate the Butterscotch Pie. Your HP was maxed out.

The smell reminded ASGORE of something...

ASGORE's ATTACK down! ASGORE's DEFENSE down!
The smell reminded the Lost Souls of something...!
You ate the Butterscotch Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You equipped the ribbon.
You equipped Toy Knife.
You equipped Tough Glove.
You equipped Manly Bandanna.
You're just great!
You look nice today!
Are those claws natural?
You're super spiffy!
Have a wonderful day!
Is this as sweet as you?
(An illustration of a hug.)
Love yourself! I love you!
You eat one half of the Bisicle.
You eat the Unisicle.
You eat the Cinnamon Bunny.
You eat the Temmie Flakes.
You eat the quiche.
You equipped the Old Tutu.
You equipped Ballet Shoes.
OOOORAAAAA!!! You rip up the punch card!
Your hands are burning! AT increased by
But nothing happened.
You eat the Dog Salad.
Oh. Tastes yappy...
Oh. Fried tennis ball...
Oh. There are bones...

It's literally garbage???

The rest of your inventory filled up with Dog Residue.
You finished using it.
An uneasy atmosphere fills the room.
You used the Dog Residue.
You eat the Astronaut Food.
You eat the Instant Noodles.
They're better dry.
You eat the Crab Apple.
You eat the Hot Dog...?
You eat the Hot Cat.
You eat the Glamburger.
You eat the Glamburger. The audience loves the brand.
You drink the Sea Tea.
But SPEED restricted by web.
Your SPEED boosts!
You drink the Starfait.
You eat the Starfait. The audience loves the brand.
You eat the Legendary Hero.
ATTACK increased by 4!
You equipped the glasses.
You equipped the Torn Notebook.
You equipped the apron.
You equipped the Burnt Pan.
You equipped the Cowboy Hat.
You equipped the Empty Gun.
You equipped the locket.
You equipped the dagger.
You consume the Bad Memory. Your HP was maxed out.
You consume the Bad Memory. You lost 1HP.

Through DETERMINATION, the dream became true.

The dream came true!
You tried to open the letter, but...
It's been shut so tightly, you'd need a chainsaw in order to open it.
(Maybe if you check the lab door, you can slide it underneath...)
You eat the Popato Chisps.
You eat the Junk Food.
You eat the Junk Food. The audience is disgusted.
You used the Mystery Key. But nothing happened.
You used the Mystery Key. The door's lock clicks...
...as you fail to fit the key into it.
You used the Mystery Key. Mettaton pretends it isn't there.
You ate the Face Steak.
You ate the Face Steak. The audience goes nuts.
You eat the Hush Puppy. Dog-magic is neutralized.
You eat the Hush Puppy.
You ate the Snail Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You donned the Temmie Armor.
Ring... Ring...
HMMMM... THE STRANGE DOOR IN THE WOODS.
ACTUALLY, MY BROTHER SPENDS A LOT OF TIME HERE.
WHAT'S HE DOING...?
I'VE GOT TO KEEP HIM ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW!!!
ARE YOU STILL AROUND THAT DOOR?
OH NO!!! MY BROTHER'S A BAD INFLUENCE!!!
THIS IS WHERE MY BROTHER IS SUPPOSED TO PATROL...
BUT, EVERY TIME I SHOW UP, HE'S SLACKING OFF.
IT'S A GOOD THING I SPOTTED YOU FIRST!
I'M SURE HE WOULD HAVE MADE A WEIRD FIRST IMPRESSION.
IF HE'S NOT AROUND, HE WON'T COME BACK...

THAT'S JUST THE WAY HE FUNCTIONS.

WHAT??? ARE YOU LOST???
HMMM... YOU SHOULD TRY CALLING SOMEONE FOR HELP!
HUH??? WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME??
IT'S TOO COLD TO SWIM IN THE RIVER.
UNLESS YOU HAVE A WATERPROOF SWEATER!
IT'S JUST A RIVER.
NYEH HEH HEH!! IMPRESSED!?!
NOT ONLY AM I GREAT AT PUZZLES...
BUT I'M ALSO AN ESTEEMED ARCHITECT!!!
MY BROTHER HELPED ME FIND THE BOX!
THE STATION OF DOGGO.
HE HAS THE AMAZING POWER TO SEE THINGS WHEN THEY MOVE.
OKAY, MAYBE IT'S NOT AN AMAZING POWER.
DOGGO'S NOT HOME.
CAREFUL!! THE ICE IS SLPPERY.
BUT IF YOU SLIDE ON THE ICE, NO ONE WILL ATTACK YOU.
NO ONE WANTS TO PRATFALL DURING A COOL TECHNIQUE.
I'M COLD OUT OF THINGS TO SAY.
IT MUST BE TOUGH BEING A SNOWMAN.
TRY TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE MADE OF STRANGE MATERIALS.
IS THAT SNOWMAN STILL THERE?
OH HO! THE ELECTRIC MAZE! THAT SURE WAS FUN!
EXCEPT FOR WHEN I GOT SHOCKED.
DISAPPOINTING, BUT I TURNED OFF THE ELECTRICITY.
THE FAMOUS SNOWDIN SNOWBALL GAME.
FASTER COMPLETION GIVES DIFFERENT PRIZES.
WHERE DOES THE MONEY COME FROM?
THE SNOWBALL TAX, OF COURSE!!
WHAT? YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF A SNOWBALL TAX?

THE SURFACE WORLD MUST BE PARADISE...

THE STATION OF THE MARRIED DOGS...
HMMM. DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT DOING THAT SOMEDAY?
MARRYING A DOG?
NAH... THAT'S WEIRD.
THERE ARE WAY BETTER ANIMALS TO MARRY.
LIKE SKELETONS!!!
HMM... CROSSWORD. I GUESS IT'S AN APT NAME.
THOSE WORDS MAKE ME CROSS!!!
ARE YOU STILL LOOKING AT THAT WORD SEARCH?
AH, THE SPAGHETTI TRAP ROOM...
I STILL HAVE TO GO VISIT IT...
THE SPAGHETTI YOU LEFT ME IS STILL THERE!!!
WELL, I GUESS IT'S NOT MUCH OF A TRAP ANYMORE...
SINCE YOU ATE THE WHOLE THING, RIGHT!?
NOTHING LIKE A HOT BUCKET OF SPAGH...
THIS ROOM IS NORMALLY BLOCKED BY THOSE SPIKES.
BUT WE'RE THINKING OF GETTING RID OF THEM...
THE KING RELEASED A MANDATE ON PUZZLES RECENTLY.
HE THINKS SPIKES ARE INEFFECTIVE AND HAZARDOUS TO KIDS.
BUT I THINK HE'S WRONG!!!
KIDS LOVE DEADLY SPIKES!!!
IF YOU KNOW ANY KIDS, YOU SHOULD ASK THEM!!!
HMMM... THE SOLUTION TO THIS ONE...?
I ACTUALLY JUST STEPPED OVER THE SPIKES.
SO THE SOLUTION IS TO BE VERY TALL AND HANDSOME.
I'M SOLVING IT AS WE SPEAK...
OH-HO!!! THIS PUZZLE!
YOU FIGURED IT OUT SO EASILY!!
THAT WAS VERY PAPYRUS OF YOU.

TALKING ON THE PHONE... HOW PAPYRUS OF YOU.

OH-HO!!! THE PUZZLE THAT DR. ALPHYS MADE!
I HAD TO ASK UNDYNE TO ASK HER TO MAKE ONE.
I ONLY FOLLOW HER ONLINE...
I'M NOT REALLY FRIENDS WITH HER...
YET!!!!
SOMEDAY I'LL IMPRESS HER WITH MY HUGE BICEPS...
THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS!!!
THE STATION OF LESSERDOG.
THIS DOG LOVES TO BE PET.
THAT'S ITS DEFINING PERSONALITY TRAIT.
WAIT, WHY ARE THEY A ROYAL GUARD AND NOT ME!?
I LOVE TO BE PET TOO!!!
SIGH... IT'S ALL JUST A PUPULARITY CONTEST.
WE WERE GETTING BORED WAITING FOR YOU...
SO I BUILT A SNOW-PAPYRUS!
AND SANS... DID HIS THING.
ACTUALLY, IT'S ONE OF HIS BETTER LUMPS.
I ALWAYS JUMP OVER THE GAP INSTEAD OF SOLVING THE PUZZLE.
SANS NEVER SOLVES IT EITHER.
HE ALWAYS JUST... UM...
GETS ACROSS.
I THINK HE HAS A SHORTCUT OR SOMETHING.
GYFTROT LIVES NEAR THERE. THEY LIKE GIFTS.
DON'T WORRY IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD SOMETHING NICE.
IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.
SO IMAGINE YOU HAVE A LOT OF MONEY...
DID YOU MEET GYFTROT?
MY SIGNAL IS GETTING WEAK.
LOOKS LIKE THE PHONE WON'T WORK PAST HERE.

SO THERE'S NO REASON TO GO FURTHER.

HELLO.
THE STATION OF GREATERDOG.
HE LOOKS A BIT LIKE A CERTAIN DOG I DON'T LIKE.
BUT GREATERDOG DOESN'T COLLECT ANYTHING.
HE'S ONLY A KLEPTOMANIAC FOR AFFECTION!
HE'S AMASSED A LARGE COLLECTION OF HUGS AND PETS.
THIS BRIDGE LOOKS DANGEROUS, BUT IT'S VERY STABLE.
IN FACT, IT'S JUST A ROCK FORMATION I PAINTED OVER.
I THINK IT LOOKS MORE DRAMATIC THAT WAY.
I ADDED THE ROPE, TOO.
SNOWDIN... HOME OF PAPYRUS!
THAT'S THE SLOGAN, RIGHT???
I'M PETITIONING TO CHANGE THE SLOGAN.
THAT FURRY PERSON THROWS ICE ALL DAY.
NOBODY KNOWS WHERE IT GOES.
NOBODY KNOWS WHERE IT GOES.
Hey, I know! Alphys told me...
It goes to Hotland to cool down the CORE!
WOW, UNDYNE!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED NERDY STUFF!
HYPNOTIZING, ISN'T IT???
THE INN'S A GREAT PLACE TO STAY.
THE LADY WHO RUNS IT IS REALLY NICE.
SHE ALWAYS GIVES ME A LOLLIPOP AND A PAT ON THE HEAD.
WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME?
ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A RESERVATION???
Hey, I always stay there when I come to Snowdin!
I used to stay at Papyrus's, but...
His couch is like, lumpy and jangly?
And his brother kept making 100's of midnight snacks.

And Papyrus himself doesn't??? Know how to sleep?

Yeah, just sleep here.
GRILLBY'S... IT'S DARK AND FULL OF GREASE.
PURGATORY OF FRIES... HAMBURGER ABYSS...
ANYWAY, MY BROTHER PRACTICALLY LIVES HERE.
I'M NOT COMING TO GRILLBY'S.
GRILLBY'S? WE'RE TOO REFINED FOR THAT GREASEHOLE.
WOAH, if you go, you HAVE to try the cheese fries.
They're AMAZINGLY bad for you!!
Oh, sorry, Papyrus, were you saying something?
JUST MONOLOGUING ABOUT MY LOVE FOR GREASE!!!
OUR FEELINGS FOR GREASE RUN DEEP LIKE A RIVER.
Grease, I...
I... ...
I want you in all my food!!!
I LOVE THE LIBRARY. THE BOOKS ARE ALL ARRANGED BY COLOR..
THIS SENSE OF ORDER!!! IT FILLS ME WITH POWER!
WHAT'S A LIBRARY CARD?
I couldn't get enough books when I was a kid.
I tore through all sorts of 'em!
I ripped through tons of 'em!
I kicked 'em into shreds!!!
But now I think reading's cool.
WOW! IT ONLY TOOK YOU FOUR SECONDS TO CALL ME!!
YOU MUST BE VERY DESPERATE FOR MY HELP!!!
WELL! DO NOT FEAR! THIS IS PAPYRUS'S HOTFUL HELPLINE!
JUST DESCRIBE YOUR LOCATION, AND...!
I WILL DESCRIBE SOME HOT TIPS!
SO, WHERE ARE YOU?
...

...YOU'RE STILL IN MY ROOM??

HAVE YOU HEARD OF SOMETHING CALLED A... DOOR?
WAIT! DON'T WORRY! I'LL DRAW A DIAGRAM FOR YOU!
HOLD UP! I'M STILL DRAWING!
WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN OUT OF MY ROOM.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START OVER FROM SQUARE ONE!
FIRST: DO YOU KNOW WHO PAPYRUS IS!?
DO I KNOW WHO PAPYRUS IS!?
YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE. GOOD CHOICE!
THOUGH I GUESS IT'S TECHNICALLY SANS'S HOUSE TOO.
BUT I PREFER NOT TO DISCUSS HIS PART OF IT.
HIS ROOM IS... IT'S LIKE ANOTHER WORLD!
A WORLD WHERE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO VACUUM.
YOU'RE BEST STAYING AWAY FROM THAT STRANGE PLACE.
THIS IS WHERE I TRIED TO CAPTURE YOU!
WHAT A TERRIBLE MEMORY!
...
Yeah!! This is the best room for snow-wrestling!!
SNOW WRESTLING IS WHEN SHE SNEAKS UP ON YOU FROM BEHIND,
THEN TACKLES YOU AND YELLS "SNOW-WRESTLING!"
IT'S... NOT THE BEST GAME.
Well, you know what I think?
WHAT?
Snow-wrestling!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
We'll have to play sometime!
WATERFALL... I BARELY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
BUT I'LL DO MY BEST TO INFORM YOU!!!
UH, I DON'T HAVE ANY FACTS ABOUT THIS ROOM.
If you're going to Snowdin, I won't have much to say.

BUT I WILL!!
There's the rub, right?
WHAT!? THERE'S A RUB? WHERE!?!?
In Snowdin, duh!!!
I'LL DO MY BEST TO FIND THE RUB.
Hey, I think I found something!
OOH, WHERE?
AND WHAT'S THIS HORRIBLE NOOGIE?
It's the rub!!!
MY BROTHER HAS A STATION HERE.
YES, HE MANS TWO STATIONS AT ONCE.
AMAZING, ISN'T HE?
HE SLACKS OFF TWICE AS MUCH AS NORMAL!!
NORMAL FOLKS CAN ONLY DREAM OF SUCH SLOTH...
This is Papyrus's brother's station.
I'm always catching him slacking off, or sleeping...
But his results are JUST good enough to not fire him.
Well, except today.
He didn't tell me ANYTHING about you.
JUST scraping by the bare minimum every time...
I guess it's kind of impressive...?
ROCKS?
IT MUST BE ONE OF UNDYNE'S INGENIOUS PUZZLES.
YOU'D BETTER BE CAREFUL!!!
BE WARY OF ROCKS.
God, I was supposed to build a puzzle for this room...
But I HATE puzzles.
So I just put a huge pile of rocks upstream.
What??? Don't judge me!!!
My lack of creativity's making your life easier!

WHERE'D YOU GO!? I CAN'T SEE YOU!!!

OH WAIT, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE PHONE.
ARE YOU STILL ON THE PHONE?
So you found the room behind the waterfall...
When I feel like relaxing, I always take a break there.
That means NEVER!! I HATE RELAXING!!
I LOVE being ANGRY and STRESSED OUT!!!
Nah, I'm joking.
WOWIE, I HAD AN AWKWARD TIME IN THIS ROOM EARLIER.
GOOD HEAVENS YOU WEREN'T AROUND TO SEE IT!!
YOU REALLY DIDN'T SEE IT!
I LOVE THAT FACT, AND REPEATING IT!
This is the room where I first spotted you.
You have NO idea how many spears I wanted to throw!!!
But, um, that sea- grass is under scientific protection.
What!!!!! That's a real thing!
A BRIDGE GROWS IF YOU ALIGN FOUR BRIDGE SEEDS.
BUT THAT'S SORT OF LIMITED IN USEFULNESS.
WHY DON'T WE HAVE AIRPLANE SEEDS???
OR, PHONES THAT CAN TURN INTO JETPACKS???
Wait, did you actually DO the puzzle!?
You can't just jump across!?
You can't do the jimpity jumpity joodle!?
The limpity loppity leap!?
HMMM... THIS PUZZLE...
I'VE GOT IT!!!
TRY TO BUILD A BRIDGE WITH THE BRIDGE SEEDS!!
I'M HELPING.
Alphys helped measure out the mud tiles for this puzzle.
It was a lot of work, but we got to make sand castles after.

We're a good team. She's great at building them...

And I'm great at wrecking them!!
There's barely even a trace of 'em now...
What's better than a benchful of quiche?
THE WISHING ROOM. DO YOU HAVE A WISH...?
NYEH HEH HEH!! I HAVE ONE!!!
I WISH I WAS TALKING TO MY COOL FRIEND!!!
LOOK!!! IT'S COMING TRUE!
WHAT WILL YOU WISH FOR?
Every day, people come here and wish to the stars...
I won't let them down!!!
I'll make everyone's wishes come true!!
I WISH I HAD EIGHT LEGS...
SO I COULD WEAR FOUR PAIRS OF HOTPANTS.
I'll make most people's wishes come true!!!
What, you have a wish?
Add it to the pile, punk.
THERE ARE MANY ANCIENT PLAQUES HERE.
WATERFALL IS PRACTICALLY A HISTORY MUSEUM.
EXCEPT WITH MUSCULAR SEAHORSES.
HI?
Along these walls lies our tragic history...
Tragically BORING!
Why can't our history be COOL ANIMATIONS like the humans'!?
Someone at LEAST engrave a plaque with swords and kissing!!!
Come on, don't act like your history's not COOL!!
ANOTHER HARMLESS AND VERY SAFE CORRIDOR...
ALL THANKS TO ME!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
HEH!!!!!
This is where I threw all those spears at you...

That was fun!!! Let's do that again sometime!!

Come on! Don't fear the spear!
WATCH YOUR STEP!
UNDYNE REALLY CARES ABOUT THIS GRASS FOR SOME REASON.
ARE YOU WATCHING?
If it wasn't for that grass, I'd have kicked your...
Uh, if not for that grooty, I'd have kicked your booty.
Don't ask me what a grooty is!!!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TABLES LYING AROUND HERE?
Where are all these tables coming from?
HUH? SANS ISN'T PLAYING WITH HIS TELESCOPE?
WOWIE!!! MAYBE HE WENT TO WORK!!!
WOW!!! AM I ALLOWED TO BE PROUD???
HUH? MY BROTHER? OF COURSE HE HAS A TELESCOPE.
SANS LOVES OUTER SPACEY SCI-FI STUFF.
HMM? HE NEVER TOLD YOU??
YEAH, SANS NEVER TELLS ANYBODY ANYTHING!
THANKS FOR CALLING.
Hey, here's a neat party trick.
Try talking to the southern wall!
First you have to throw a party though...
Hey, you should make it a costume party!
Then Papyrus can have someplace he seems normal!!!
Oh! I should invite Alphys, too!
ICE CREAM? THANKS, BUT I LIVE IN SNOWDIN!
THERE'S ICE CREAM ALL OVER THE GROUND!!!
that's called snow.
SANS!!! I DIDN'T ASK YOUR OPINION!!
I'M FLATTERED HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO GIVE ME ICE CREAM.
me too.

NO YOU AREN'T!!
Ugh, ice cream!? Sugary... COLD... Talk about GROSS.
Now this chilly pink stuff that Alphys makes me...
THAT rules!!!
I'll also drink it if it's heated up.
SOMETIMES, PRIZES ARE HIDDEN UNDER THE GRASS.
TREASURES LIKE MUD, OR DIRT.
DID YOU FIND THE TREASURE?
There's normally a pair of old shoes in that seagrass.
Strangely, they're made for someone without fins or claws.
What kind of monster is like that...?
Oh, wait!? What about a slime monster!?
Wait, those don't have feet at all!
Well, if they fit you, you might as well take them.
Whoever wore them isn't coming back!
A BIRD MONSTER?? TRY TALKING TO IT!!!
OR YOU COULD PUT ME ON THE LINE!
I'VE GOT SOME PRETTY GOOD TWEETS.
(HORRIBLE BIRD IMITATIONS)
DID THE BIRD LIKE MY TWEETS???
That bird will carry anyone past the gap. It NEVER says no.
When I was younger, it gave me a lift. It took an hour...
But this bird NEVER once thought of giving up!!!
Cherish this bird.
Well??? Are you CHERISHING???
CHERISH HARDER!!!
ONION?
HUM HUM HUM...
Onion...?
...?

I'VE HEARD A SHY MONSTER LIVES AROUND HERE.

WELL, IF YOU WANT TO GET SOMEONE TO OPEN UP...
YOU SHOULD ENGAGE THEM IN COMBAT!!!
Oh yeah, Shyren lives around here.
I used to give her piano lessons.
She was really talented... for someone with no fingers.
One day, she stopped coming to her lessons, though...
How did her song go again...?
HUH!? ARE YOU SERENADING ME!?
OH NO!!! YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH!!!
LET'S WRITE A MUSICAL ABOUT OUR ADVENTURES!!!
Yeah!! YEAH!!! I made this puzzle!!
Really, it was just an excuse to put a piano here.
I love FIGHTING THE IVORIES!!!
Maybe I'll play you something sometime!
HMMM...
THERE'S SOMETHING ANNOYING ABOUT THIS ROOM.
BUT I CAN'T QUITE PLACE MY FINGER ON IT...
THEN MY PLACE MY WHOLE HAND ON IT...
THEN PET IT AFFECTIONATELY...
Huh!? Did you solve the puzzle!?
No one has ever... I've been waiting so long for someone to...
I mean, uhhh, big deal! Whatever!
Guess I've gotta find a new mystic artifact.
A MYSTERIOUS STATUE...
WHAT'S THAT MUSIC?
AM I ON HOLD???
That statue's been here forever...
No one knows where it came from.
Hey, you figured out how to get the music to play...?

Nice, isn't it?

ALWAYS CARRY AN UMBRELLA IN CASE IT RAINS!
YOU KNOW. JUST KEEP A FEW IN YOUR POCKETS.
NOTHING LIKE A HOT BUCKET OF 'BRELLAS...
Those umbrellas were ASGORE's idea.
He says he doesn't want anyone to catch a cold.
Waterfall's underwater citizens couldn't care less, though.
Did you get a 'brella?
YOU CAN SEE YOUR REFLECTION IN A PUDDLE, BUT...
DON'T LET A BODY OF WATER DETERMINE YOUR SELF-WORTH!!!
HMMM? YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH A FRIEND?
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T TALK TO ME...
YOU'LL MAKE THEM JEALOUS!
CALLING AGAIN...?
What!? You're at my FAVORITE SPOT!?!?
You'd better jump in at least 1000 puddles for me!!!
Have you reached triple digits yet!?
WHERE ARE YOU? I HEAR WATER.
ARE YOU IN THE TOILET?
ALSO, WHAT'S A TOILET?
This whole area's like a little nature trail.
It's nice to have a rainy spot away from civilization...
Though, with the city filling up, who knows how long that'll last.
Well?! Are you enjoying nature!?
THAT'S THE KING'S CASTLE...
SEEMS YOU CAN FINALLY SEE THE END.
ASGORE's castle...
Guess there's no stopping you, huh?
SEEMS LIKE THE PHONE CONNECTION'S GETTING WEAK...
BETTER NOT GO PAST THAT POINT.

The trail dead-ends here, unless you can jump.

Honestly, I can't believe I expected you to go this way.
What was I thinking???
...and how was I right???
Don't explain it!!
FLOWERS...?
DO ANY OF THEM TALK!? SAY HI FOR ME!!!
FLOWERS ARE OUR BEST FRIENDS!!
Those flowers...
One day, they just started to grow there.
I swear, it's like they have a mind of their own.
That's ridiculous though!
GARBAGE, HUH? BOY, DO I KNOW GARBAGE!!
AFTER ALL, I'M HOUSEMATES WITH A LAZY BAG OF TRASH!
HIS NAME'S TRASHY. HE LIVES IN THE GARBAGE CAN.
YOU DIDN'T THINK I DIDN'T NAME MY GARBAGE, DID YOU?
That's where I met Alphys for the first time!!
I was looking for cool swords, when I saw her...
Uh, standing there, staring into the abyss.
She looked pretty... Um... ... contemplative.
So I asked her where she thought the abyss led to!
She looked up at me, shocked, and went red in the face.
But I'm scary, so I'm used to that kinda stuff!
Then she kept explaining all her different theories.
She went on for hours! I was so captivated!
After that, I kept running into her here.
And now we're friends! Yeeee hawww!!!
Oh my GOD! Don't make me tell this story AGAIN!!!
I KNOW WHY YOU CALLED ME.
I ALWAYS MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BETTER...

WHEN THEY'RE DOWN IN THE DUMPS!!!

...
I'VE SPENT TOO LONG WITH MY BROTHER TODAY.
FORGET I SAID THAT.
The garbage dump!! So many great things come from there!!
The only reason we have modern technology...
Is 'cause of all the human junk that flows from the surface!
Plus, it's a GREAT place to meet girls.
Wait! Don't quote me on that one!!!
HEY! YOU'RE NEAR UNDYNE'S HOUSE!
THAT'S TO THE LEFT-UPWARDS. LUPWARDS.
ALL THE OTHER DIRECTIONS GO TO THE WRONG HOUSE.
NORTH: GHOST HOUSE.
EAST: TURTLE HOUSE.
SOUTH: TRASH HOUSE.
WEST: BIRD HOUSE.
SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE NEAR UNDYNE'S HOUSE.
HEY! WE SHOULD GO VISIT UNDYNE!
I'm right here!
I LOVE WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER! NYEH HEH HEH!!!
Well, I think we should hang out with Papyrus.
REALLY??? CAN WE???
THAT'S UNDYNE'S HOUSE.
LET'S GO THERE AND HANG OUT SOME DAY!!!
STILL WAITING OUTSIDE HER HOUSE...?
YEAH, I DO THAT SOMETIMES, TOO!
YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE SKELETON IN FRONT.
IT'S A GREAT PLACE TO...
UHHH?
Huff... puff...!

YEAH!!! That's MY HOUSE!!!

HI UNDYNE! HOW'D YOU GET HERE SO FAST?
I ran.
WOWIE!!! UNDYNE!!!
SOMEDAY I WANT TO BE AS STRONG AND SWEATY AS YOU.
SO YOU RAN HERE JUST TO BE ON THE PHONE???
Yep!
THEN YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING...
EXTREMELY COOL TO SAY ABOUT YOUR HOUSE!!!
Nope!!!
That's my house.
Or, it WAS my house, until we set it on fire.
But hey, can't say I've never done that before!!
Hey, if you find any cool swords in the wreckage...
You know where to find me.
OH, THAT'S THE HOUSE OF... UM... UNDYNE'S NEIGHBOR.
WHAT WAS THEIR NAME AGAIN?
SPOOKY BLOO BLOO?
NAPPER HOG...?
That's Napstablook's house.
They kind of keep to theirself, but... That's a good ghost.
I try to be a good neighbor, but I think they're scared of me.
C'mon, what's scary about a good-natured invite to wrestle!!?
They're incorporeal anyway!!!
SO YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A GHOST...
ISN'T THAT KIND OF SPOOKY?
I'D THINK YOU'D LIKE YOUR FRIENDS WARM AND CUDDLY...
LIKE SKELETONS!!!
VERY SOFT, AND FULL OF CALCIUM.
Oh, you're hanging out with Napstablook!? That's great!!!

I haven't seen them hanging out with anyone since...

Well, their cousin.
They would both watch TV at all hours of the day...
Then they would practice these weird performances.
Where'd they go...?
Don't feel like you have to live up to their cousin!
Just be your lovable old garbage self!
THAT HOUSE USED TO BE HAUNTED.
BECAUSE A GHOST LIVED THERE.
BUT THE GHOST MOVED AWAY.
IT'S AN UN-HAUNTED HOUSE.
BY THE BY, BREAKING INTO A HOUSE...
THAT'S ILLEGAL, RIGHT???
PLEASE STOP COMMITTING GHOST CRIMES.
WHAT?
You broke into Napstablook's cousin's house!?
That's... That's...!
Hey, what was their name, anyway?
HAPPSTABLOOK, THE HAPPY GHOST.
Okay, that's DEFINITELY wrong.
IT'S NOT WRONG. IT'S JUST MY HEADCANON.
Seriously, though, stop committing ghost crimes.
THESE SNAILS ARE JUST LIKE MY BROTHER.
ROUND, SLOW...
AND CONSTANTLY EMITTING SLIME???
EMITTING SLIME... THAT'S JUST WHAT BROTHERS DO.
Napstablook's family used to run this farm, but...
They've all... Passed on...
...to different jobs, since there's not much business here.
Them and their cousin stayed behind to run the family farm.

But no one's seen their cousin for a long time.

Now Napstablook's all alone...
Be nice to them, okay!?
Cherish this ghost!!!
IF YOU SEE A SHOP, YOU SHOULD STOP...
DROP, AND ROLL...
INTO SOME GREAT DEALS!!
BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING A FIRE SALE!!
AT MY IMAGINARY STORE, WHICH SELLS FLAMES.
YET ANOTHER DREAM OF MINE.
Hey!
That's the store of Gerson, the Hammer of Justice!
The toughest monster that ever lived...!
He fought in the war between humans and monsters...
And he survived! He's a real hero!
Are you gonna buy something?
IS THE RIVER PERSON THERE TODAY?
ARE THEY?
That river connects to Snowdin and Hotland.
If you need to get from one place to another, jump in!
Look, that's all we got for public transport, OK!?
So what?
WHAT'S THAT STRANGE WHISPER?
I MIGHT HAVE TO HANG UP.
PAPYRUS ISN'T HOME RIGHT NOW!!
A field of echo flowers...
They babble back and forth to each other...
...until their words become meaningless noise.
Creepy, huh?
Stop calling me from that creepy room!!

WHAT? MUSHROOMS? CAN YOU EAT THEM?

ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T EAT THEM???
I'D TRY EATING THEM.
Once you get familiar with this room...
You don't even need to light up the mushrooms!
I mean, the path to Temmie Village is never lit up here.
But why would you wanna go there!?
It's down south if you want to avoid it.
LANTERNS? UM, OKAY...
CAN YOU EAT THEM???
I'M SERIOUSLY OUT OF IDEAS HERE.
You don't even need to light up the lanterns!
...yeah.
Whatever.
HMMM... A CORRIDOR FILLED WITH WATER.
THAT'S JUST A GUESS.
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.
That's where I first talked to you!
Weren't you SUPER terrified?
I practice that monologue ALL the time in the mirror!
UNDYNE???
I mean!!! Uh!!! No I don't!!!
OH. I WAS JUST GOING TO ASK.
DO YOU WANT TO PRACTICE MONOLOGUES TOGETHER...?!!
UH!!! NO!!! I DON'T!!!!
ATTENTION EVERYONE! I AM GOING TO OPEN THE FRIDGE!
Do you have a monologue for EVERYTHING?
ECHO FLOWERS...
THERE'S ONLY ONE TALKING FLOWER FOR ME!!
Fields of flowers, whispering everybody's hopes and dreams...

NGAHHHH!!! IT FILLS ME WITH POWER!!!

NGAHHHH!!
EACH AREA HAS TO HAVE A PRECARIOUS BRIDGE.
IT'S MANDATED BY THE GOVERNMENT.
OF COURSE, KING FLUFFYBOY WANTS TO UNMANDATE IT SAFER.
WHY!!? WON'T HE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?
SPIKES. DANGER BRIDGES. THE PILLARS OF YOUTH.
This room...!
That sure was a tense scenario.
I just wanted to help that poor kid, but...
I thought if I tried, you'd attack me!
Thankfully, you ended up saving them.
I'd actually... Forgotten what had happened here.
You just let that poor kid drop to the floor.
Maybe you were just afraid.
But if I hadn't been around, then...?
That's when you ran away when your friend asked for help!!!
Though, who can blame you for fleeing from certain death...?
ME!!!! I'm still TOTALLY disappointed!
That's the WIMPIEST thing you've EVER done!
Apologize to your poor friend, OK, buster!?
THIS IS WHERE ELDER PUZZLER LIKES TO STAND.
BLOCK-PUSHING. KEY-GATHERING. TEDIOUS AGONY.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO RESPECT OUR ROOTS!
IT'S IMPORTANT TO RESPECT OUR PUZZLING ROOTS.
Yeah, someone else has to care so I don't have to!
BUT UNDYNE, DON'T YOU LIKE TRADITION?
I worked in an office pushing blocks for a month!
My respect for block puzzles was depleted by corporate life.
WHAT!? YOU THREW AWAY MY DREAM LIFE!!!

THE LIFE OF A SIMPLE SALARYMAN...

COMMUTING EVERY DAY ON A TRAIN FULL OF SPIKES...
(I won't tell him that's not how it works...)
UNDYNE, DID YOU REALLY HAVE AN OFFICE JOB?
Well, it was more of a, uh, community service thing.
THAT'S UNDYNE!! ALWAYS HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY!
Uh, yep! Totally of my own volition there!
THAT'S UNDYNE'S DRAMATIC CRAG.
SHE'S ALWAYS POSING ATOP IT.
MUMBLING SOMETHING TO HERSELF...
I THINK IT'S SOMETHING SHE HAS TO MEMORIZE.
Oh my GOD!!! Wasn't this room the BEST!?
Like when I decided to NOT do that BORING monologue...
And then went TOTALLY off-the-cuff!?
Or when I almost killed you with spears???
Or when I almost killed you with MORE spears???
Aw man. I should have taken photos.
Think about how cute a little scrapbook would be...
NOW I WANT A SCRAPBOOK OF MY FIGHT TOO!!!
Let's start a photo company for boss fights!
ONE WEEK LATER, SAMPLE GLOSSIES IN THE MAIL.
Relive the memories...
Going off-the-cuff... It helped that I... Uh.
Completely forgot the words to my monologue, anyway...
HEY... ISN'T THIS WHERE I CALLED YOU?
I HAVE A PHOTO- GRAPHIC MEMORY FOR PHONE CALLS.
HEY, WHEN ARE WE GONNA HANG WITH UNDYNE?
HEY, WHEN ARE WE GONNA HANG WITH UNDYNE?
This is where I was chasing you...
But you got a phone call, so I had to wait.

OH! THAT WAS ME!

What!? What were you even calling about!?
I WAS JUST SAYING WE SHOULD ALL HANG OUT.
As I was trying to kill them!?
WELL!! NOBODY STARTS AS GREAT FRIENDS!
Nobody starts as great friends, huh?
THAT'S THE RULE.
Well, you're gonna END as my great friend!!
N... NO!!! NOT THE FLATTERY SUPLEX!!!
OH!!! YOU'RE IN HOTLAND NOW!!!
...HEY SANS, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THERE?
don't worry. i am.
FINALLY, SANS IS DOING HIS JOB.
I can't believe Papyrus's brother was sleeping!!
I was counting on him to stop you!! UrrrrgHHHH!!!
HE'S GOTTEN REALLY OUT OF SHAPE. HE TIRES EASILY.
LATELY HE'S BEEN NAPPING OVER 7 HOURS A NIGHT...
HE'S NAPPING HIMSELF INTO AN EARLY GRAVE!!
I agree!! Your brother needs to...!
...wait, isn't that just called sleeping?
UNDYNE!! NO!!! NOT YOU TOO!!!
Wait. Papyrus... When do YOU sleep?
I'M USUALLY TOO BUSY TO SLEEP. WHY???
Well, I was just thinking...
If you're not using that cool car bed, can I have it!?
A WATER COOLER...? IN HOTLAND??? THAT'S WEIRD.
SHOULDN'T IT BE A FIRE COOLER INSTEAD?
WHAT'S A WATER COOLER DO, ANYWAY?
MAKE WATER... COOLER?
SO IT GIVES IT SPIKES AND MAKES IT GLOW?

Thank God for that water cooler, huh?

Actually, you can thank Alphys...
She put it there just for me.
Now I can take a drink on the way to her lab.
Though, usually I'm not wearing 100 pounds of armor...!
Thanks for giving me that water, I guess.
A LAB??? MY BROTHER WOULD LOVE THAT!
HE LOVES SCIENCE FICTION!!
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S REAL.
DID YOU TELL HIM?
You're at Alphys's lab? Is she there...?
Hey, tell her I said hi, okay!?
And, tell me how she's doing!
And tell me if she needs anything, and...
Wait! No! Don't ask any of that!!!
But she's fine, right!?
(There's some strange interference...)
YOU'RE IN HER ROOM, UNINVITED? WOWIE...
THAT'S EXTREMELY CREEPY.
MAYBE DON'T DO THAT.
What!? You're in her room!?
Get out of there!
Unless, um, she invited you...
No wayyyy!!! That did NOT happen!
HOTLAND, HUH...
I KNOW IT LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND...
WHICH, SINCE I'M ALWAYS WEARING GLOVES...
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT!!!
MY KNOWLEDGE QUANTITY IS STAGNANT.
NEITHER OF US KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOTLAND.

So we'll just have to COMBINE OUR POWER!!!

ZERO PLUS ZERO IS STILL ZERO.
Yeah, but it's a BIG zero!!!
THE BIGGEST ZERO!
HEY, YOU SHOULD COME TO SNOWDIN AND VISIT ME!
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A FEW THINGS.
A FEW SENTENCES TO STAND AROUND AND REPEAT.
A FEW SENTENCES TO STAND AROUND AND REPEAT.
No WAY!!! Come to Snowdin and visit ME!!!
WHAT??? WE'RE IN THE SAME LOCATION!!
Wrong! I'm standing slightly to the right!!
Come on!!! Make your choice!!!
CONVEYOR BELTS EVERYWHERE?? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
IMAGINE RIDING ONE TO GET TO WORK OR SCHOOL.
RIDICULOUS.
NOW ICE AND SPIKES, THERE'S CONVENIENCE!!!
GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND.
I rode on a conveyor belt once.
I learned pretty fast that they make me sick.
DID YOU HURL??
Yeah, like 9000 times!! It was awesome!!
STOP CALLING AND MAKING HER SAY GROSS THINGS.
STEAM VENTS? WOW... THAT SOUNDS AWFUL.
WHAT IF YOU'RE WEARING A DRESS?
GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND!!
Steam vents? I think Alphys told me about those.
The CORE cools off by releasing steam through those...
And at the same time, it doubles as transport!
Pretty cool, if you aren't wearing a dress!
Huh!? Did you put on a dress?

ORANGE AND BLUE LASERS, HUH?

JUST KEEP IN MIND WHAT THE COLORS MEAN.
BLUE MEANS JUMP...
AND ORANGE MEANS YOU'LL... SMELL LIKE ORANGES.
THAT'S WHAT I REMEMBER.
HAVE FUN!!
What!? Why'd I call Alphys about the weather?
Who CARES!?!? Isn't it natural to love meteorology!?
ZOINKS!!!
I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST AN EXCUSE TO TALK TO HER.
I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS WEATHER DOWN HERE!!!
YEAH!?!! THERE IS?!!?!
And I'm forecasting an incoming front of SHUT UP!!!
WOWIE!!! WILL I NEED AN UMBRELLA?
What!? What ABOUT this room!?
Oh, Papyrus. I can't stay mad at you.
IT'S OKAY, I FORGIVE YOU!
(PSST, WHEN WAS SHE MAD AT ME?)
IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY IN SCHOOL.
A REAL TEACHER...
WOULD NEVER ACCEPT DEADLY LASERS AS AN EXCUSE!!
GLAD! I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND!!
Huh? Those kids are skipping school?
...well, I can't blame them, school sucks!
We need to find some way to make it cooler...
Hey, what if I visited their school!?
Then I could beat up ALL the teachers!
Okay, maybe I wouldn't beat up a teacher...
OH NO! THE PUZZLES REACTIVATING...
CAUSED THOSE PEOPLE TO MISS THEIR WORK!?

yep.
that's why i'm missing work, too.
OH MY GOD!!! SANS, GO DO YOUR JOB(S)!!!
GLAD, I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND.
THEN WHY ARE YOU SKIPPING WORK!?!
I HEARD YOU GOT TO MEET METTATON!!
IS THAT TRUE!? CAN YOU GET ME AN AUTOGRAPH!?
HE'S MY FAVORITE SEXY RECTANGLE!!
I WISH I LIVED IN HOTLAND!!!
Really? Careful, that dude gives me bad vibes.
WH-WHAT? BUT HE'S SO POPULAR...
I don't care about people just because they're popular.
WELL, YOU CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE POPULAR.
Pssshhht, what!? Popular with WHO?
YOU'RE POPULAR WITH ME!!!
Awww... Papyrus, you're popular with me, too.
AWW, WOWIE!! WAIT...
DOES THAT MEAN YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME...?
Let's not discuss this anymore.
WHAT? MY BROTHER'S ACTUALLY AT HIS STATION?
BUT SOMEHOW, HE'S SELLING HOTDOGS INSTEAD?
SLACKING OFF BY DOING WORK...
TRULY MY BROTHER IS A MASTER.
NO FURTHER COMMENT.
What? I thought he only had three stations.
NO, HE HAS... AT LEAST FOUR?
Who the heck keeps hiring this guy!?
Seriously!!
MY BROTHER ISN'T EVEN THERE???
WASN'T HE SLACKING OFF BY SELLING HOTDOGS?

NOW HE'S SLACKING OFF FROM SLACKING OFF...

WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS?
THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101...
CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!!
GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!!
Oh MAN, did I ever tell you MY conveyor puzzle idea?
WHAT... IS IT?
Imagine four basketball hoops on the sides of a conveyor loop.
The conveyor keeps speeding up, until you get sick...
Then you have to puke in all four hoops in a row!!!
I HATE THIS.
You have to time the pukes!!!
Oh man!!! You wanna hear more of my great idea!?
I'M GONNA HANG UP NOW!!!
SO THE ARROWS FLIP WHEN YOU DO WHAT?
I CAN'T VISUALIZE THIS PUZZLE AT ALL.
CAN YOU DRAW A PICTURE???
THEN HOLD IT UP TO THE RECEIVER??
DID YOU DRAW IT YET?
WHAT? HOW'S THIS PUZZLE WORK? UMMM...
WHOOPS, I THINK IT'S UNDYNE'S TURN TO TALK!!!
What!? No, I HATE puzzles! Papyrus, YOU do it!
WELL, ALPHYS MADE THE PUZZLE, RIGHT?
YOU SHOULD JUST CALL HER UP...
AND SAY IN A HOT VOICE...
ALPHYS... I NEED HELP WITH A...
(AUDIBLE WINK)
PUZZLE...
Oh my GOD! NO! Shut up!!!
FINE!!! GIVE ME HER NUMBER!!!

I'LL DO THE HOT VOICE!!!

NO!!!! THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!
(AUDIBLE WINK)...
WAIT, WHOSE NUMBER IS THIS???
THE ROYAL GUARD PATROLS THAT AREA.
YES, LIKE SNOWDIN, HOTLAND HAS ROYAL GUARD MEMBERS.
WATERFALL DOESN'T NEED THEM BECAUSE IT'S GOT UNDYNE!!!
DID YOU SEE THEM?
Careful, the Royal Guard patrols that area.
I think it's RG01 and RG02 today...
It's funny, the bunny actually requested to be with the dragon guy.
It's nice when people are platonic friends like that!
I LOVE THE NEWS! IT'S SO INFORMATIVE...
AND FULL OF CUT- THROAT, EXPLOSIVE ACTION!!!
KA-WOWIE!
Yeah! You totally kicked his butt on the news!!!
And I bet Alphys was helping you, wasn't she?
Oh my god!!! You guys becoming friends...
It's kinda cute...
...I mean, uh...
I'm tough!!! I love to eat rocks!!
What!?!?
THE CORE... YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE, HUH...?
...
What!? No, we just became friends!!
You can't already be that close...
What?
IT MIGHT SOUND WEIRD THAT SPIDERS NEED DONATIONS.
BUT THINK ABOUT IT, THEY HAVE EIGHT FEET.
THAT'S FOUR PAIRS OF SHOES.

A SPIDER WEARING FOUR PAIRS OF PINK BOOTIES.

MEDITATE ON THIS IMAGE.
OM...
THE ENTIRE ROOM IS COVERED IN STEAM THINGIES?
OH MY GOD, CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE A BUS!?!?
HOTLAND STINKS...
DON'T TELL ME MORE OF THIS GARBAGE.
A WHOLE ROOM COVERED IN VENTS? OH NO...
Hey, did I ever tell you about my puzzle idea?
It's a maze full of steam vents...
But the steam vents are on conveyor belts, and...
OH MY GOD!!! I HATE THIS!?!?
ITS BEST IF YOU DON'T ENCOURAGE HER.
LASERS ON CONVEYORS? NO THANKS.
SOUNDS LIKE MY LEAST FAVORITE NIGHTMARE.
LASERS ON CONVEYORS? ARE YOU SERIOUS???
Hey, this reminds me of a puzzle idea.
OH MY GOD??? NO??? WHY????
I THOUGHT YOU HATED MAKING UP PUZZLES!!
Yeah, but I love driving you crazy!
PLEASE STOP ENCOURAGING HER.
WHERE DID THAT TABLE COME FROM?
DOES IT BELONG TO THE MOUSE??
EH???
Where are all these tables coming from?
MAYBE THEY BELONG TO THE MOUSE.
What would a mouse need a table for?
TO PUT THE CHEESE ON.
But where's the cheese come from!?
doesn't it come from milk?

OH MY GOD!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!

WAIT, DOES IT COME FROM MILK??
WOW!!! THAT CHOREOGRAPHY!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FRIENDS...
WITH A BONE-A- FIDE OPERA STAR!!!
WOWIE!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT TO DANCE WITH METTATON!
Big deal...
Earlier, the human and I danced with DEATH!!!
IS DEATH COOL?
Yeah, she's like super hot.
I WANT TO MEET DEATH...
WHAT? I? SCREAM?
SURE! I'LL TRY.
A. A. A. A. A.
I'M SCREAMING VERY SLOWLY.
A.
WHAT!? RG01 and RG02 are slacking off?!
Come ON! They should be KILLING you right now!
Not that I want them to, I mean.
But they could at least TRY, y'know!?
Oh yeah, that reminds me.
I told RG01 and RG02 that if they managed to nab you...
I'd take them both out for ice cream.
I hope you were able to avoid them.
Cause I HATE ice cream!!
I ALMOST CAPTURED YOU...
WHERE'S MY ICE CREAM.
A HOT-L...
THAT'S SHORT FOR HOTLAND, RIGHT?

A hotel?? Cool!! I've never stayed at a fancy hotel!

REALLY?? ME NEITHER.
Papyrus, we should go on vacation sometime!
YEAH!! LET'S VACATION TO A HOTEL!!!
Well, maybe we would go someplace besides the hotel, too...
OH, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.
I WOULD NEVER TAKE A VACATION FOR ANY REASON.
A FANCY SCHMANCY RESTAURANT!?!?
AFTER TASTING MY COOKING, THAT SEEMS POINTLESS, RIGHT?
I BET THEY CAN'T EVEN MAKE SPAGHETTI!
Woah!! A fancy restaurant!?
Are you treating us? Do they have steak?
PSHHHHHHT.
WHO NEEDS THAT! YOUR FRIENDS ARE GREAT CHEFS!
Well, maybe our cooking abilities aren't exactly perfect.
Nah!!! They totally are!! Eat up, punk!!
(You hear spaghetti thwap against the receiver.)
ISN'T FRIENDSHIP DELICIOUS?
CAREFUL. LOTS OF HOTELS ARE INFESTED NOWADAYS.
THEY CAN SLIDE UNDER CLOSED DOOR HOLES 1 INCH HIGH.
WHAT DO I MEAN? YOU'LL KNOW IT IF YOU SEE IT.
(You hear a muffled bark behind one of the doors.)
WHAT WAS THAT???
CAREFUL. I'VE HEARD THAT HOTEL HAS A DOG PROBLEM.
Oh? No pets allowed, huh?
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT PETS.
What's the problem?
THE PROBLEM IS... DOG.
What's wrong with dogs!?
NOT ALL DOGS. JUST THAT ONE.

What's WRONG with it!?

EVERYTHING.
So you hate this dog, but like weird talking flowers?
THE FLOWER IS MY FRIEND!
I mean, if having an imaginary friend makes you happy...
OH MY GOD!! HE'S NOT IMAGINARY! HE HAS A NAME!
What's his name.
FL...
FLOWERY?
Oh my GOD!!! You just made that up!!
OK, I DID!! BUT HE'S REAL!!
YOU HAVE YOUR OWN HOTEL ROOM!?
...WHY?
MY GARAGE IS ALWAYS OPEN TO YOU!!
THE PRICE IS RIGHT!!
Heyyy!! Let's throw a room party!
We can order a pizza and stay up all night playing games!
PARTY "GAMES"? LIKE THE SIX- LEGGED RACE?
Nah, like "pillow fight the skeleton!"
H-HEY!!! NO PILLOWS FROM THE COUCH!
Aww, okay.
HEY!!! NO ENTIRE COUCH!!
Too late!!!
HEY, YOU DIDN'T HIT ME WITH MY ENTIRE COUCH.
Nah, why would I do that?
I'm saving it for the party!!
THE ELEVATOR SAYS L1.
BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LINGUINE?
LINGUINE. THE FLAT PASTA.
IT CAN ALSO BE USED TO TIE UP PRESENTS.

THE FLATNESS MAKES A NICE RIBBON.

THE ELEVATOR SAYS L1.
BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR?
C'mon, Papyrus. Think about it.
It stands for L-evator, duh!!!
IS ELEVATOR REALLY SPELLED THAT WAY?
Probably?
THE ELEVATOR SAYS R1.
BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RAVIOLI?
RAVIOLI... THE DUMPLING-TYPE PASTA.
THE TREASURE CHEST OF THE CULINARY WORLD.
YOU CAN PUT GEMS OR GOLD INSIDE.
THE ELEVATOR SAYS R1.
BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR?
It stands for RED, 'cause that's the color of the lights!
I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE!
(The phone won't turn on.)
THE ELEVATOR SAYS R2.
BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RIGATONI?
THE TUBE-SHAPED PASTA.
IN A PINCH, IT CAN BE USED AS A STRAW.
IF YOU NEED TO DRINK A CUP OF SAUCE.
WAIT, UNDYNE. IF THE R STANDS FOR RED...
WHAT COLOR DOES THE L STAND FOR?
Uhhhh...
Light green.
OH! OF COURSE!
WAIT. ISN'T THAT TWO WORDS?
light sea green.
THREE DOESN'T FIX THE ISSUE!

light sea foam green.

AREN'T YOU WORKING IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM!?
THE ELEVATOR SAYS L2.
BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LASAGNA?
I HOPE NOT. I DON'T MAKE LASAGNA ANYMORE.
THAT GLUTTONOUS DOG ALWAYS EATS IT FIRST!
FIRST MY BONES, AND NOW THIS...
THEN IT RETREATS INTO A SHALLOW BLUE BOX.
COVERS ITSELF WITH A BLANKET, AND SLEEPS...
OK, OK. I've got it.
The L stands for the color "Lime."
REALLY!?
I HATE LIMES.
What!? Limes rule!! I eat them whole all the time!!
WELL, ONE TIME I WAS GIVING MYSELF THE SPA TREATMENT.
I PUT THE LIME SLICES IN MY EYES, LIKE ON TV.
BUT IT STINGS!! HOW DO THEY DO IT!?
Oh my god! Those aren't LIMES! Those are CUCUMBERS!
I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE REJUVENATING.
BUT IT WASN'T WORKING!
SO I JUST STUCK MORE LIMES INTO MY EYES.
Gross!! Why did you even do that!?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE HANDSOME, BISHONEN EYES.
LIKE METTATON... SIGH...
(He doesn't even HAVE eyes!!!)
THE ELEVATOR SAYS L3.
BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LUMACONI?
THAT'S THE SNAIL- SHAPED PASTA!
SANS BOUGHT SOME RECENTLY.
HE'LL PROBABLY FILL THEM WITH HOTDOGS AND SLIME.

HEY!! MAYBE HE'LL SHARE SOME WITH YOU!

MAYBE WE NEED TO THINK MORE ABSTRACTLY.
MAYBE THE L STANDS FOR...
LOVE.
But isn't love supposed to be FIERY RED!?
Like a cartoony human-heart?
BUT UNDYNE, DON'T YOU TURN PEOPLE'S HEARTS GREEN?
You make it sound like I give people nausea.
WELL, IT WOULD BE AN AFFECTIONATE NAUSEA.
Okay, yeah! That's me!
IT'S DECIDED!! L STANDS FOR!!
A HEART THAT UNDYNE HAS MADE NAUSEOUS?
THE ELEVATOR SAYS R3.
BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? ROTINI?
THE SCREW-SHAPED PASTA.
I USED IT TO HOLD MY SENTRY STATION TOGETHER.
MY WHOLE STATION IS MADE OUT OF CARDBOARDHYDRATES!
WAIT. WHAT IF R AND L.
STAND FOR RIGHT AND LEFT???
No WAY! That makes NO sense.
Cause if you face the opposite way, they'd be wrong!
BUT IF YOU FACE THE OTHER WAY...
HOW CAN YOU KNOW THEY ARE REALLY STILL WRONG?
Let's not get philosophical over the alphabet.
PAPYRUS? WHO IS THAT?
THIS IS... COOLSKELETON95.
SORRY. CAN'T TALK. I'M BUSY BEING POPULAR ON-LINE.
NYEH HEH HEH! ONLY KIDDING! YOU HAVE BEEN HAD!
IT WAS PAPYRUS PLAYING A SIMPLE GENTLEMAN'S RUSE!
WINK!

YOU CAN SEE ME WINKING, RIGHT.

Papyrus... Why are you wearing those?
PAPYRUS?
EXCUSE ME? I AM THE VERY COOL ONLINE GUY,
COOLSKELETON95.
What? No! You're Papyrus!
(UNDYNE!!!) (SHHH!!!)
(YOU'RE GOING TO REVEAL MY SECRET ONLINE PERSONA!)
FINE then! I'm not Undyne!
The name's... StrongFish91!
WHAT!? REALLY!? OH NO!!!
STRONGFISH!! PLEASE BRING BACK MY FRIEND UNDYNE!
Uh, OK.
AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE.
COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL.
UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE.
Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental!
UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE.
Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...?
THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH...
Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess!
It took forever to hose everything off.
WOW! I SAW IT! THE MULTICOLOR TILE PUZZLE!
YOU DID IT!! MY DIRECTIONS HELPED YOU!!
I'M A GOOD EXPLAINER!
NYEH HEH HEH!
SEEMS LIKE YOU WEREN'T ABLE TO COMPLETE IT.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE PREPARED NEXT TIME!
I'LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT ALL AGAIN!
YOU SEE, RED TILES ARE IMPASSIBLE.

PINK TILES DON'T DO ANYTHING.

GREEN TILES ARE...
PLAID TILES ARE...
HEADING INTO THE CORE...? HMMM.
YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO CALL PAST THERE.
I KNOW! IT SOUNDS AWFUL!
HOW WILL YOU GET BY WITHOUT ME?
WELL, I HAVE CONFIDENCE YOU WILL FIND A WAY!
I WILL TALK TO YOU AGAIN, SO DO NOT WORRY!
GOOD LUCK OUT THERE!
QUIT IT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE!
The CORE is a huge tower of electric energy.
So I don't think your phone will work through it...
OH NO!
WHAT WILL YOU DO WITHOUT US...?
You have something you have to do, right...?
Well...
Even without words, we'll be with you in spirit, OK!?
YEAH! YOU CAN'T GET RID OF US!
We're counting on you, so don't mess it up!
We're not going to say goodbye to you just yet!
A POSTER FOR METTATON'S SHOW?
THAT'S NEATO. I WANT A POSTER FOR MY PUZZLES!
AND MAYBE A FEW OPENING BANDS.
THEY COULD PLAY MY THEME SONG!
I JUST NEED TO GET A THEME SONG.
Oh! And I want a poster for all of my big fights!
A REAL EVENT! WE COULD HAVE A LIVE BAND!
And a barbeque!
AND FIREWORKS!

And a second barbeque!

WON'T YOU JUST EAT BBQ INSTEAD OF FIGHTING?
Let's do it!
We could use the spears as kabob skewers!
AND BONES AS KABONE SKEWERS!
What's a kabone?
LIKE A KABOB BUT WITH ONLY BONES.
DO SPIDERS HAVE WEBBED FEET?
WAIT. SPIDERS DON'T HAVE FEET.
DO SPIDERS HAVE WEBBED FINGERS?
JUST CURIOUS.
HEY, UNDYNE. DO SPIDERS HAVE WEBBED FEET?
No, ducks have webbed feet.
DUCKS CAN SPIN WEBS!?
Yeah, haven't you seen a duck wrap up a loaf of bread?
Then suck all of its guts out with its fangs?
BREAD HAS GUTS?
Yeah. They just take 'em all out before they sell it.
WOW!! YOU'RE REALLY SMART, UNDYNE!
(I thought he knew I was joking...)
Papyrus, wait, you know I'm joking, right...?
OF COURSE!
EVERYONE KNOWS SPIDERS HAVE WEBBED FEET.
(The signal is clogged with cobwebs...)
I'VE HEARD THERE ARE TWO GROUPS OF SPIDERS.
ONE IN HOTLAND, AND ONE IN THE RUINS.
SINCE THE SPIDERS CAN'T CROSS THE COLD OF SNOWDIN.
THEY NEED SOME KIND OF TRANSPORT.
LIKE A TANDEM MOTORCYCLE WITH EIGHT WHEELS.
OR A UNICYCLE WITH EIGHT WHEELS!

I WONDER IF ANY OF MY ONLINE FANS ARE SPIDERS.

Do spiders even use the internet?
are you kidding? spiders love to surf the web.
SANS!
YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING.
FANGS FOR VISITING MY WEB-SITE.
THAT'S WHAT SPIDERS LIKE TO POST.
HMMM... A MYSTERIOUS SCIENCE HOUSE.
the sign outside says "lab."
LAB?
like... laboratory.
LABRADOR... Y?
DOES THAT MEAN THERE ARE DOGS INSIDE?
i mean.
i wouldn't rule it out.
STRANGE DOG'S HOUSE...
That's Alphys's house.
Hey, why don't we all go over and watch anime?
ANIME?
ISN'T THAT A KIND OF CARTOON FOR SMALL CHILDREN?
Oh my GOD!!!
Anime isn't just for kids! It's deep! It's EMOTIONAL!!!
IS (THE SOUND A BABY MAKES) AN EMOTION?
YEah CAUSE It'S HoW I'M FEElinG RIGHT NOW!!!
WAIT...
UNDYNE, DO YOU LIKE ANIME?
UH OH!!!
I MEAN, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY.
MAYBE I ACTUALLY DO LIKE ANIME!
You don't have to say that, Papyrus.

MAYBE I'M A BABY WHO LOVES CARTOONS FOR CHILDREN!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT, PAPYRUS!!
What!? Royal Guards are blocking the way!?
Then I'll tell them to...!
Well, nothing, I guess.
I already told them to seek out and destroy you!
And I can't just tell them I've changed my mind.
You see, Alphys showed me these animations about...
Uhhh, humans? So I can learn their weaknesses?
And one of them is about this human that, uh...
Well, suffice to say, they can control people's minds!!!
Surprised? I know your kind's hidden power!
Anyway, I told my crew that if I ever defended a human...
I must be under some kind of mind control!
And to disregard EVERYTHING that I tell them!
So, sorry... But my hands are tied.
By the way, that animation is really good!
I'm not going to tell them to let you by!
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY.
(Noticed you received a text from Toriel.)
Sincerely, Toriel.
(Toriel has not sent any more messages.)
You tripped into a line of Moldsmals.
A pair of Froggits hop towards you.
Moldsmal and Moldsmal block the way.
Migosp crawled up close!
Vegetoid came out of the earth!
Loox drew near!
Vegetoid and Loox attacked!
Loox and co. decided to pick on you!

A pair of Vegetoids came out of the ground!

A pair of Loox decided to pick on you!
But nobody came.
Here comes Napstablook.
Doggo blocks the way!
Gyftrot confronts you!
Chilldrake saunters up!
Snowdrake flutters forth!
Icecap struts into view.
Icecap and Chilldrake pose like bad guys.
Icecap and Snowdrake pose like bad guys.
Jerry clings to you!
Icecap appears. Jerry came too.
Icecap and Snowdrake confront you, sighing. Jerry.
Aaron flexes in!
Special enemy Temmie appears here to defeat you!!
You walk into Moldsmal.
Woshua shuffles up.
Mad Dummy blocks the way!
You shouldn't read this.
Mettaton attacks!
Royal Guard attacks!
Tsunderplane gets in the way! Not on purpose or anything.
Vulkin strolls in.
Pyrope bounds towards you!
Woshua and Aaron appear.
Moldbygg and Woshua appear.
Muffet traps you!
Madjick pops out of its hat!
Final Froggit was already there, waiting for you.

Astigmatism drew near.

Whimsalot rushed in!
Whimsalot and Final Froggit appeared.
Whimsalot and Astigmatism appeared.
Final Froggit and Astigmatism appeared.
What a nightmare!
Mercenaries emerge from the shadows.
Defuse the bomb!
Defuse the dog!
Defuse the extremely agile glass of water!
Extremely Agile Glass Of Water
Defuse the script!
Script Bomb
Defuse the basketball!
Basket Bomb
Defuse the present!
Present Bomb
Defuse the game!
Game Bomb
Tsunderplane attacks! Not because it's jealous Vulkin is paying attention to you!
The rare and threatening Double Davis.
A strange parade blocks the path.
Mettaton EX makes his premiere!
Smells like sweet lemons.
,
drew near!
Glad Dummy lets you go.
ASGORE attacks!
That doesn't seem correct.
You tripped over some Moldessas.

Can you believe it?

Whimsalot and Parsnik appeared.
Eyes appeared from the shadows.
Looks like a real party.
Party from Hell.
You're blocked in politely!
UNDERTALE v1.00 (C) Toby Fox 2015
[PRESS Z OR ENTER]
cold outside but stay warm inside of you
spring time back to school
try to withstand the sun's life- giving rays
sweep a leaf sweep away a troubles
(Ring, ring...)
well, i'll just leave a message...
well... just calling to say.
did you ever take off that gross bandage...?
I KNOW, THAT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS DOESN'T IT?
BUT SHE FEELS SO HURT AND BETRAYED.
AND ANGRY AT HERSELF, TOO.
SHE SAYS...
SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY...
SHE EVER LET HERSELF BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU.
THAT SHE KNEW WHAT HUMANS WERE LIKE...
AND YET SHE STILL FAILED TO RESIST.
MORE PEOPLE GOT HURT BECAUSE OF HER MISTAKE.
I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTATE.
HOW MUCH SHE HATES YOU.
IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS, BUT...
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NEVER COME BACK HERE.
IF YOU DO, UNDYNE WILL DEFINITELY DESTROY YOU.

NOT EVEN THE QUEEN CAN STOP HER.

SO, UH... GOODBYE FOREVER.
I'LL MISS YOU, MY FRIEND.
SHE'S NOT VERY HAPPY.
SHE SAYS THINGS LIKE...
"I COULDN'T PROTECT HER...
IT'S HARD TO GET HER TO DO ANYTHING NOW.
I EVEN SUGGESTED WE TRY TO GET REVENGE ON YOU.
YOU KNOW, SO I COULD SEE YOU AGAIN.
BUT SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME AND SAID...
REVENGE WON'T BRING ANYBODY BACK.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU DID, BUT...
CAN YOU PLEASE BRING BACK HER FRIENDS?
IF YOU MADE THEM DISAPPEAR?
PLEASE...
UNDYNE'S NOT DOING VERY WELL.
BYE.
SHE STILL BLAMES YOU...
FOR THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ASGORE.
SHE TALKS TO ME A LOT...
ABOUT GETTING REVENGE ON YOU.
SHE HAS A LUDICROUS PLAN...
TO CROSS THE BARRIER AND BEAT YOU UP.
TO BE HONEST, I THINK IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
BUT I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE IT'S NOT!!!
CAUSE I WANT TO GO WITH HER!
THEN I'D GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
EVEN IF I'D HAVE TO FIGHT YOU.
WELL, KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED!
AND KEEP IN TOUCH...

IT'LL MAKE OUR PLANS EASIER.

BYE!
AND ALPHYS' DISAPPEARANCE, TOO.
SHE'S NOT VERY HAPPY.
SHE SAYS THINGS LIKE...
BUT SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME AND SAID...
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU DID, BUT...
H-hey, Undyne, are you okay...?
I'm fine. Why don't you talk for a while?
U... uh, okay!
Man, she's tsundere...
Um, hi...
S-sorry, I hate talking on the phone.
I don't really know what to say.
Hey, why didn't you tell me the queen was so cute?
Uh, I mean, uh...
Mettaton's doing OK!
And! Um!
I'm trying to figure a way for us to get out of here!
B-but I kinda have no idea what I'm doing.
I'll figure it out eventually, though.
The queen is a lot different from ASGORE...
She actually checks to see if I'm doing anything.
She's really turned this whole place around!
Oh! Hey! Wait a second!
Hey! TORIEL! Do you wanna talk to...?
Well, she says she's busy.
Oh, she SAYS she's busy.
IF SHE KNEW WHO WE WERE TALKING TO...
B-but, if you want to, call and talk to her any time.

Yeah! She'd be happy to hear from ya!

See ya, punk!
G-good... Good...
Hey, why do I have to be the one to hang up?
Eheheh... I hate goodbyes...
Um, we'll see you again someday!
along with the life of undyne, their greatest hero.
she was pretty mad after what happened to asgore and alphys.
i've been knocking on the door to the RUINS...
but that woman hasn't been answering me...
HEY, SANS, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
oh, just the human.
OH, COOL.
WAIT, DID YOU SAY THE HUMAN!?
CAN I TALK TO THEM???
sure, knock yourself out.
HEY!!! UNDYNE'S THE EMPRESS NOW!!
IT'S AMAZING!!!
AND SHE APPOINTED ME TO BE...
THE MOST IMPORTANT ROYAL POSITION!!!
THAT'S IT. THAT'S LITERALLY THE TITLE.
WHAT DO I DO?
SHE TOLD ME TO, UM...
STAND AROUND AND LOOK CUTE.
WELL!!! THAT'S THE PERFECT JOB FOR ME!!!
I DO THAT ALL THE TIME, WITHOUT TRYING!!
FINALLY!! I'M IMPORTANT.
AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU,
AND THE HORRIBLE THINGS YOU DID.
THANK YOU, HUMAN!

COME BACK AND VISIT SOMETIME!!

WAIT... UNDYNE WOULD PROBABLY KILL YOU.
BUT... YOU'D GET TO SEE ME.
SO YOU GOTTA RISK IT!!!
YOU GOTTA!!!
SEE YOU SOON.
so, it's been a while.
since you left, things have... gotten interesting.
with ASGORE gone, the people looked to undyne to rule...
but she was nowhere to be found.
so mettaton just kind of... took over?
he's brainwashed everyone with his stupid TV show.
and made the underground into his personal paradise.
it's honestly... kinda disturbing.
as for me? oh, yeah...
i'm his agent.
HEY THERE, DARLING!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR HARD WORK...
THANKS TO YOU, THE UNDERGROUND IS MORE EXCITING THAN EVER!
OOH LA LA... STATUES... MONUMENTS TO MY BEAUTY...
FLOWERS IN THE ARRANGEMENT OF MY NAME...
HEDGES IN THE SHAPE OF MY SMILE...
UNDER MY RULE, THE UNDERGROUND'S PROBLEMS ARE OVER, BABY!
CROWDING? DREARINESS???
WHO NEEDS THE SUN WHEN YOU'VE GOT THE SPOTLIGHT!!?
ECONOMIC COLLAPSE? EDUCATION PROBLEMS? WHAT!?
EVERYTHING'S COVERED IN GOLDEN GLITTER!
THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS, BEAUTIFUL!
AND, I'VE ENSTATED A NEW POLICY ON HUMANITY.
IF A HUMAN FALLS DOWN HERE...

THEY CAN JOIN MY FAN CLUB FOR FREE!

OH, YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING ABOUT ALPHYS.
DON'T WORRY!
I BUILT A STATUE OF HER, TOO.
REALLY THOUGH. I REALIZED I WAS...
NOT THE GREATEST TO HER.
SO I WENT TO APOLOGIZE.
AND, TO ASK HER TO HELP ME RULE.
BUT I COULDN'T FIND HER.
TRUST ME. I LOOKED.
ANYWAY.
I HOPE YOUR LIFE AFTER MEETING ME...
HAS BEEN WORTH LIVING.
IT MUST BE A STRUGGLE.
PLEASE, THINK OF ME ALWAYS.
JUST CONSTANTLY. THINK OF ME POSING. BEAUTIFULLY...
OH YESSSS!!!
OH YESSSS!!!
OH, MY OTHER AGENT WANTS TO TALK.
HEY!!! IT'S ME, PAPYRUS!!
IMAGINE ME WEARING COOL GLASSES, AND A SUIT.
AND IMAGINE SANS WEARING SUNGLASSES BEING A BOUNCER.
THAT'S OUR LIFE... IT'S SO COOL!!!
THINGS HAVE GOTTEN WAY BETTER SINCE YOU CAME HERE!!!
WELL, MINUS THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING SUCKS...
FOR ANYONE THAT DOESNT WORSHIP METTATON.
AND MINUS THE FACT THAT MY FRIEND UNDYNE IS MISSING.
WHO KNOWS WHERE SHE WENT.
SHE NEVER LIKED METTATON'S SHOW.
PEOPLE WHO DON'T TEND TO KIND OF...

DISAPPEAR.
I MISS HER A LOT SOMETIMES.
IF YOU SEE HER, CAN YOU TELL HER I SAID HI?
THANKS! SEE YOU LATER!
so.. it's been a while.
things have gotten pretty bad here.
everyone considered a leader disappeared overnight.
it's gotten so quiet.
there's a bad feeling hanging over everyone.
like everyone's just going to die here, trapped in the dark...
...i bet you're wondering why i'm not the ruler.
eh.
i'm not cut out for something like that.
i like to take it easy, you know?
...that's a joke.
this is what happens when people like me take it easy.
see ya.
hey, at least things are less crowded.
'cause of all the people you killed.
hope that was a good experience for you.
just kidding. i don't really hope that.
go to hell.
it seems a number of important people disappeared overnight.
but no one else was harmed.
the people were confused. it was complete bedlam.
somehow, at the end of the day...
a small, white dog became president of the underground.
it sleeps on the throne and does absolutely nothing.
strangely, it seems this is the best life for everyone.
thanks.

You'll have to load your SAVE file, and...

Well, in the meantime, why don't you go see Undyne?
But, despite everything, your happy ending didn't come.
Why...?
I know why.
Go to Dr. Alphys.
Your date with her has really just begun.
So you went the whole way through without killing...
And then you decided to kill ASGORE?
What the hell is WRONG with you?
You COMPLETELY missed the point.
Are you trolling me?
Because.
No.
You are only trolling yourself.
What a waste of everybody's time.
All you had to do was make friends.
With Papyrus, Undyne, and then Alphys.
But you were too busy messing it up!
Hey.
Since you defeated me.
Interesting...
So, even with everything you did...
The outcome's still the same.
In the end, your choices were an illusion.
NOTHING you do really matters!
Hee hee hee!
...
Well.
You DID do what I told you.

I guess it's up to me to get you a REAL happy ending.

For starters, you can't do it by yourself.
Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys... these guys.
Are you friends with all of them yet?
Maybe you should go back and... "hang" with them.
The power of friendship...
That always saves the day, right?
So, killing people is ACTUALLY fine...?
Sure.
I'm glad we agree on the value of a life.
I've learned SO MUCH from you.
Though... are you REALLY gonna keep doing things halfway?
The amount of people you killed...
It's honestly DISAPPOINTING.
You IDIOT.
You really can't do ANYTHING right.
Why,
...?
Why?
WHY?
We were on our way to REAL victory...
On our way to making up for LAST time!
Why'd you have to SCREW IT UP?
Hahaha...
Is this REVENGE?
Making me watch you act so pure and happy, while I...?
Making me watch you live out your life, while I...?
...
No.
NO.

I KNOW what you're doing.

You just want to see what it's all like.
Before we TEAR IT AWAY from them.
Ahahaha...
Genius,
Well, I'll let you mess around.
I know you'll come back eventually.
And when that time comes...
I'll be waiting for you.
Why do you keep coming back here?
Oh, I get it. You wanna be friends, huh...?
You're PATHETIC.
You REALLY think I want to be friends with YOU?
Heh...
You really DON'T get it, do you?
There's only one person I could care about anymore.
And even then, I couldn't TRULY care about them.
I just like to think there's someone out there...
Someone that I won't get tired of.
Someone like ME.
Quit looking at me with that stupid expression.
You're pissing me off.
UNDERTALE
UNDERTALE the Musical
HANGOUT GUIDEBOOK
"FRIENDSHIP HUD."
TO HANG OUT."
WILL HANG OUT WITH YOU!!!
THAT THING ON YOUR BODY...
THAT BANDAGE HANGING OFF OF YOU...

THAT RIBBON IN YOUR HAIR...

THAT TUTU AROUND YOUR WAIST...
THOSE GLASSES ON YOUR FACE...
THAT APRON YOU PUT ON...
THAT COWBOY HAT ON YOUR HEAD...
THAT LOCKET AROUND YOUR NECK.
YOU'VE WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH ME FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!??
YOU'RE WAY BETTER AT HANGING OUT THAN I AM!!!
N-NOOOO!!! YOUR FRIENDSHIP POWER!!!
WAS YOUR FRIENDSHIP...
JUST IN CASE SOMEBODY HAPPENS TO ASK ME ON A DATE!!!
HAVE NEVER BEEN BEATEN AT HANGING OUT, AND I NEVER WILL!
JUST IN CASE SOMEONE WANTS TO HANG OUT!
BEHOLD!!!
THEREFORE...
THIS HANG-OUT WON'T ESCALATE ANY FURTHER!
GO AHEAD! OPEN IT!
YOU CAN'T EVEN BRING YOURSELF TO HARM MY DELICATE WRAPPING??
N-NO... THAT TECHNIQUE!
IT'S TOO STRONG!
COUNTERATTACK! I'LL OPEN THE PRESENT MYSELF!!
RIGHT!
NYEH HEH HEH! THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
THOUGH THIS APPEARS TO BE SPAGHETTI...
EAT THIS! MY ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE!!!
YOU MEAN...
YOU'RE LETTING ME HAVE IT INSTEAD?
BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE PASTA...
IMPOSSIBLE!! TAKING MY PRESENT AND TURNING IT AROUND ON ME!

Uh, well, how about...

This magical spear repair kit, that I...
Um...
Hey, let's forget about the items!
Let's just start the date!
DATING!! START!!
Yeah!!! Let's, uh, date!
...uh...
Do you... like... Anime...?
H-hey! Me too!!
Oh.
Hey! Let's!! Go somewhere!!!
But where's a good place to go on a date...?
...
I've got it!!!
Let's go to the garbage dump!!!
Here we are!
This is where Undyne and I come all the time...
We find all sorts of great stuff here.
Heh, she's really...
Uh...
Oh no.
That's her over there.
I c-can't let her see me on a date with you!
Because, uh... Well...
Oh no, here she comes!!
und
yyy
Hey!! There you are!!
I, uh, realized, if you deliver that thing...

It might be a bad idea.

So I'm gonna do it!!! Give it to me!!!
Huh!? You don't have it!?
Ngggaaahhh!!
Have you at least seen her!?
Yeah Nope
Yes?
So she's somewhere around here...
Thanks. I'll keep looking.
No???
But she wasn't at home...
Where the heck could she be!?
Oh my god...
W... well, I guess it's obvious, huh?
I... uh... I really like her.
I mean, more than I like other people!
I'm sorry.
I j-just figured, y-you know...
It'd be f-fun to go on like, a cute, kind of...
Pretend date with you? T-to make you feel better?
Well, it sounds even worse when I put it like that.
I'm sorry. I messed up again.
Undyne's the person I... Um... really want to go on a date with.
But, I mean... She's way out of my league.
N-not that you aren't, um, cool!
B-but... Undyne...
She's so confident... And strong... And funny...
And I'm just a nobody.
A fraud.
I'm the royal scientist, but...

All I've ever done is hurt people.

I've told her so many lies, she thinks I'm...
She thinks I'm a lot cooler than I actually am.
If she gets close to me, she'll...
She'll find out the truth about me.
What should I do?
Tell her Keep the truth lying
The truth...?
But if I tell her that, she'll hate me.
Isn't it better this way?
To live a lie where both people are happy...
Or a truth where neither of us are?
They say "be yourself."
But I don't really like who "myself" is.
I'd rather just be whatever makes people like me.
Eheheh...
No, you're right.
Every day I'm scared...
Scared what will happen if people learn the truth on their own.
They'll all get hurt because of me...
But how can I tell UNDYNE the tr... truth?
I d-don't have the confidence...
I'm going to mess it up! How can I practice!?
Yeah... yeah, you're right!
I've come this far, I c-can't tell her now!
Sh-she'd be really hurt if she found out, right?
S-so it'll just be, uh, a little secret!
What people don't know can't hurt them!!
Th-thank God I've got an honest friend like you!!
B... but what if she finds out on her own, somehow?

Or if I ever m-mess up...

Sh-she'd find out the truth, and...
Pr-probably be even more hurt than if I told her myself.
N-not to mention, l-lying so far... h... has...
Been really stressful, and scary.
I think I'm going to have to tell her the truth.
B-but how!?
I... I don't have the confidence...
How am I supposed to practice something like that!?
Let's Obviously Roleplay Let's It Roleplay
R... roleplay?
...That actually sounds kind of fun!
OK, which one of us will be Undyne?
I'll be You'll be Undyne Undyne
Oh. Right. Obviously. Ehehe.
Ahem.
Ha! Ha! Glad to hear it!!
Th... thanks!
What is it, THEN SHe Alphys. Kisses YOu
Umm, you see... I... I...
I... I h-haven't been exactly truthful w-w-with you...
Y... you see, I... I...
Oh, forget it!
Undyne!!!
I... I want to tell you how I feel!
Y-you're so brave, a-and s-strong... A-and nice...
Y-you always listen t-to me when I talk about n-n-nerdy stuff...
Y-you always d-d-do your best to m-make me f-f-feel special...
L-like t-telling me that y-you'll b-beat up anyone that g-gets in my way...
WH-WHAT!?

M-m-me? Undyne???
Uh, uh, uh, uh, ok!
I'll say what I think she'd say, and you... ummm....
You show me what I'm supposed to do!
*ahem*
Ngahhhh!!! Hey, Alphys! You look cute today!
Which I say often! But platonically because I would NEVER like you.
Hi Undyne! Yo your Can we one hot talk? hotbaby
Talk, to you? Hmmm... I guess so.
I often seem excited to listen to you for some reason.
I will make intent eye contact with you so you sweat while you talk.
So, what is it?
What!? A... alphys!?
What's gotten into you!?
H-hotbaby!? How dare you call me that!?
First off, I'm a baby KNIGHT!
Captain of the babies!!!
Treat my position with respect, or I will strike you down!
Uh, now pretend I'm suplexing a boulder for no reason.
Um! Anyway! What do you want to say, Alphys!?
Let's tell Alphys Undyne the gives u truth a kiss,
What!?
So you've been lying to me the whole time...
Alphys!!! I can't believe you!
You w-worthless slime!
How could you betray our friendship!!
After how much I trusted you!!!
WH-WHAT!? I WOULD NEVER...
Alphys! What are you d-doing!
I s-say, pushing you away from me...

You sh-shouldn't k-kiss me...!!

B-but, y-you're so good at it...
B-b-b-because of what you learned from th-those d-d-dating video games...
I.... I c-c-can't help but k-k-kiss you back...
ALPHYS! I'LL NEVER LOVE YOU!
NEVER WILL YOU FEEL MY PASSIONATE EMBRACE!!!
I, UNDYNE, WILL NEVER KISS YOU WITH MY BEAUTIFUL LIPS!!!
NGAHHHH!!! NGAHHH!!!!
I'M UNDYNE AND I'M PILING ON THE SMOOCHES!!!
...
...no, I can survive this...
I have to be strong.
For Alphys.
Thank you, human, for telling me the truth.
I'll try my best to live in this world...
See you later!
You put some water in the pot and place it on the heat.
You wait for the water to boil...
...... ...
It's boiling.
You place the noodles into the pot.
4 minutes left until the noodles are finished.
3 minutes left until the noodles are finished.
2 minutes left until the noodles are finished.
1 minute left until the noodles are finished.
The noodles are finished.
...they don't taste very good.
You add the flavor packet.
That's better.
Not great, but better.

You remove the Instant Noodles from their packaging.

You ate the Instant Noodles.
Don't worry about it.
Absorbed
I'm lovin' it.
But it didn't work.
nope
FAILURE
MISS
DUMMY - ATK 0 DEF 0 A cotton heart and a button eye You are the apple of my eye
Froggit doesn't seem to know why it's here.
Froggit hops to and fro.
The battlefield is filled with the smell of mustard seed.
You are intimidated by Froggit's raw strength. Only kidding.
Froggit seems reluctant to fight you.
Froggit is trying to run away.
FROGGIT - ATK 4 DEF 5 Life is difficult for this enemy.
Froggit didn't understand what you said, but was flattered anyway.
Froggit didn't understand what you said, but was scared anyway.
Ribbit, ribbit.
Hop, hop.
Meow.
(Blushes deeply.) Ribbit..
I'm sorry...
I have no choice..
Forgive me...
*sniff sniff*
I can't handle this...
Whimsun is hyperventilating.
Whimsun is having trouble flying.

WHIMSUN - ATK 5 DEF 0 This monster is too sensitive to fight...

Halfway through your first word, Whimsun bursts into tears and runs away.
You raise your arms and wiggle your fingers. Whimsun freaks out!
FILTHY SINGLE MINDER..
OBEY THE OVERMIND ..
LEGION! WE ARE LEGION
HEED THE SWARM
IN UNISON, NOW
I DON'T CARE.
Bein' me is the best!
La la~ Just be yourself~
Nothin' like alone time!
Mmm, cha cha cha!
Swing your arms, baby
Hiya~
Migosp doesn't have a care in the world.
Migosp refuses to give up.
MIGOSP - ATK 7 DEF 5 It seems evil, but it's just with the wrong crowd...
Contains Vitamin A
Part Of A Complete Breakfast
Farmed Locally, Very Locally
Fresh Morning Taste
Ate Your Greens
Plants Can't Talk Dummy
Eat Your Greens
Vegetoid gave a mysterious smile.
Vegetoid cackles softly.
Vegetoid's here for your health.
It smells like steamed carrots and peas.
Vegetoid seems kind of bruised.

VEGETOID - ATK 6 DEF 6 Serving Size: 1 Monster Not monitored by the USDA
You tried to eat Vegetoid, but it wasn't weakened enough.
You took a bite out of Vegetoid. You recovered 5 HP!
You pat your stomach. Vegetoid offers a healthy meal.
I've got my eye on you.
Don't point that at me.
Quit staring at me.
What an eyesore.
How about a staring contest?
Please don't pick on me.
You rude little snipe!
Loox is gazing at you.
Loox is staring right through you.
Loox gnashes its teeth.
Smells like eyedrops.
Loox is watering.
LOOX - ATK 6 DEF 6 Don't pick on him. Family name: Eyewalker
i'm fine, thanks.
just pluggin along...
nnnnnn ggghhh.
oh, i'm REAL funny.
go ahead, do it.
i'd just weigh you down.
heh...
heh heh...
let me try...
i knew it...
oh no...
oh gee...
Napstablook is staring into the distance.

Napstablook is wishing they weren't here.

Napstablook is pretending to sleep.
The faint odor of ectoplasm permeates the vicinity.
Napstablook looks just a little bit better.
Cheering seems to have improved Napstablook's mood again.
NAPSTABLOOK - ATK 10 DEF 10 This monster doesn't seem to have a sense of
humor...
You give Napstablook a cruel look.
You try to console Napstablook...
You gave Napstablook a patient smile.
You told Napstablook a little joke.
Napstablook wants to show you something.
Y... you... really hate me that much?
Now I see who I was protecting by keeping you here.
Not you...
But them!
Ha... ha...
Toriel prepares a magical attack.
Toriel looks through you.
...
You couldn't think of any conversation topics.
You tried to think of something to say again, but...
Ironically, talking does not seem to be the solution to this situation.
You thought about telling Toriel that you saw her die.
But... That's creepy.
Can you show mercy without fighting or running away...?
Can you show mercy without running away...?
Not worth talking to.
Burble burb...
Squorch ...

*Slime sounds*
*Sexy wiggle*
Moldsmal burbles quietly.
Moldsmal waits pensively.
Moldsmal is ruminating.
The aroma of lime gelatin wafts through.
Moldsmal has started to spoil.
MOLDSMAL - ATK 6 DEF 0 Stereotypical: Curvaceously attractive, but no brains...
MOLDSMAL - ATK 6 DEF 0 It's a different color, so it's a bit stronger now.
You lie immobile with Moldsmal. You feel like you understand the world a little
better.
You wiggle your hips. Moldsmal wiggles back. What a meaningful conversation!
Shiver, shiver.
The battlefield is filled with the smell of mustard seed.
You are intimidated by Froggit's raw strength. Only kidding.
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hurtgfx
cube
ignore
Where's YOUR hat?
Your head looks so ...NAKED
What a great hat! (Mine)
Snow? No! It's hat residue.
I just looove my hat. OK?
Fine!!! I don't care!!!
OK! I'll ignore you too.
Better a hatter than a HATER.
HELLO??? My hat's up here.
What? What are you doing?
DUH! Who DOESN'T know?

Envious? TOO BAD!

My hat's too loud for me to hear you.
I KNEW IT!!! THIEF!!
HELP!!! FASHION POLICE!!
Haha! That was ACTUALLY funny!
Ha! Imitated it spot- on!
That's the best one in a while!
It's snowing dandruff.
Ice Cap also wants a hat for its nose.
Ice Cap makes sure its hat is still there.
Ice Cap is thinking about a certain article of clothing.
Here comes that new clothes smell.
Ice Cap is secretly checking if you're looking at its hat.
Ice Cap is desperate for attention.
Ice Cap's hat is loose.
ICE CAP - ATK 7 DEF 2 This teen wonders why it isn't named 'Ice Hat.'
You continue not looking at Ice Cap's hat.
It seems defeated...
You manage to tear your eyes away from Ice Cap's hat.
It looks annoyed...
You inform Ice Cap that it has a great hat!
You tried to steal Ice Cap's hat...
...but it's not weakened enough!
And succeeded! (It melts in your hands...)
thisturn
thisturn2
Guys, it's COLD. Does ANYONE care?
Why are we doing this? What a fail.
Wow, you guys SUCK at this.
SHHHH! I'm THINKING, guys!!

Ka-SIGH.
Well... can YOU give me a ride home?
Huh? Did they ditch me...? SOME friends!
Awkwarrrd.
So, like, what are you even doing?
The wi-fi here sucks.
Hahaha! Say something else funny!
Haha! Wow! Drake, you suck!
Hahaha! Where do you get your ideas!?!
Jerry eats powdery food and licks its hands loudly.
Jerry sneezes without covering its nose.
Jerry tells everyone it has to go to the bathroom.
Jerry lets out a yawn.
Smells like....... Jerry.
Jerry is wounded.
The other monsters celebrate Jerry's disappearance.
Return of Jerry.
JERRY - ATK 0 DEF 20 Everyone knows Jerry. Makes attacks 2 seconds longer.
You and the other monsters ditch Jerry when it looks away!
I... I...
What can I say...
What's the point...
So... Cold...
Yeah... I like my hair too.
Hmm... Hats are for posers.
So I can still impress you?
I wanted you to see me as cool.
'Ice Cap' is no more.
It smells like frozen despair.
Ice doesn't mind its identity.

It's melting.
ICE - ATK 1 DEF 0 Without its cap...
You inform Ice Cap that it still looks fine...
(Wag wag)
(Thinks of food)
(Tiny bark)
(Pants fast)
Lesser Dog cocks its head to one side.
Lesser Dog thinks your weapon is a dog treat.
Lesser Dog is really not paying attention.
Smells like dog chow.
Lesser Dog shows no signs of stopping.
Lesser Dog is learning to read.
Lesser Dog has gone where no Dog has gone before.
Lesser Dog tucks its tail between its legs.
LESSER DOG - ATK 7 DEF 0 Wields a stone dogger made of pomer-granite.
It smells like freshly- squeezed puppy juice.
Greater Dog is seeking affection.
Greater Dog is patting the ground with its front paws.
Greater Dog wants some TLC.
Pet capacity is 40-percent.
Greater Dog is contented.
Greater Dog is panting slowly.
GREATER DOG
ATK
DEF It's so excited that it thinks fighting is just play.
The Greater Dog's ears perk up. Nothing else happens.
You call the Greater Dog.
It bounds towards you, flecking slobber into your face.
You pet the dog.

Tummy rubs are forbidden.

You pet decisively. Pet capacity reaches 100 percent.
The dog flops over with its legs hanging in the air.
As you pet the dog, it sinks its entire weight into you...
Your movements slow.
But, you still haven't pet enough...!
Greater Dog's excitement is creating a power field that prevents petting.
Greater Dog curls up in your lap as it is pet by you.
It gets so comfortable it falls asleep...
Zzzzz...
Then it wakes up! It's so excited!
Greater Dog is too far away to pet. You just pet the air.
You play with the dog.
Greater Dog is too tired to play.
You make a snowball and throw it for the dog to fetch.
It splats on the ground.
Greater Dog picks up all the snow in the area and brings it to you.
Now dog is very tired... It rests its head on you...
Greater Dog is not excited enough to play with.
SICK
SWEET
SPICEY
NICEY
RAD
VIBIN
COOL
applaud
nothing
boo
How great I am.

Look. Watch. Observe.

Sorry... for NOTHING *ollies*
Boo? What a wimpy ghost.
Mmm, Fresh Sweet Haters
What else do you have to say!?
HELLO?? I'M RIGHT HERE!!!
Glyde does fancy flips.
Glyde is giving itself a high five. ... somehow.
Glyde sees its reflection and gets jealous.
Glyde is thinking of new slang for the word "cool." Like "freakadacious."
An arrogant-smelling wind blows through.
Glyde is doing tons of flips to get your attention.
Glyde is dying, but in a cool way.
GLYDE - ATK HIGH DEF HIGH Refuses to give more details about its statistics.
You boo... but haters only make Glyde stronger. Glyde ATTACK UP+DEFENSE DOWN.
You do nothing. No effect.
ALAS, POOR PAPYRUS!
W-WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED...
WELL, AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY HEAD!
BUT...
ST... STILL! I BELIEVE IN YOU!
YOU CAN DO A LITTLE BETTER!
EVEN IF YOU DON'T THINK SO!
I... I PROMISE...
WELL...! *HUFF* IT'S CLEAR... YOU CAN'T! *HUFF* DEFEAT ME!!!
YEAH!!! I CAN SEE YOU SHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS!!!
THEREFORE I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, ELECT TO GRANT YOU PITY!!
I WILL SPARE YOU, HUMAN!!!
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO ACCEPT MY MERCY.
WHAT THE HECK!

THAT'S MY SPECIAL ATTACK!

HEY! YOU STUPID DOG!
DO YOU HEAR ME!?
STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!!!
HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
COME BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!!
...
OH WELL.
OH WELL.
I'LL JUST USE A REALLY COOL REGULAR ATTACK.
Papyrus is getting ready for a regular attack.
...
SO YOU'RE SERIOUS...
BEHOLD!
HMMM... I WONDER WHAT I SHOULD WEAR...
HOW HIGH CAN YOU JUMP?
WHAT!? I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT DATE THING!!
TRY HOLDING THE 'UP' BUTTON TO JUMP!!!
YEAH! DON'T MAKE ME USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
HOLD 'UP' LONGER TO JUMP HIGHER! JEEZ!!!
I CAN ALMOST TASTE MY FUTURE POPULARITY!!!
PAPYRUS: HEAD OF THE ROYAL GUARD!
PAPYRUS: UNPARALLELED SPAGHETTORE!
UNDYNE WILL BE REALLY PROUD OF ME!!
THE KING WILL TRIM A HEDGE IN THE SHAPE OF MY SMILE!!!
MY BROTHER WILL ... WELL, HE WON'T CHANGE VERY MUCH.
I'LL HAVE LOTS OF ADMIRERS!! BUT...
HOW WILL I KNOW IF PEOPLE SINCERELY LIKE ME???
WILL ANYONE LIKE ME AS SINCERELY AS YOU?
SOMEONE LIKE YOU IS REALLY RARE...

I DON'T THINK THEY'LL LET YOU GO...

AND DATING MIGHT BE KIND OF HARD...
AFTER YOU'RE CAPTURED AND SENT AWAY.
URGH... WHO CARES! GIVE UP!!
GIVE UP OR FACE MY... SPECIAL ATTACK!!!
YEAH!!! VERY SOON I WILL USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
NOT TOO LONG AND I WILL USE THAT SPECIAL ATTACK!!!
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE... BEFORE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!
BEHOLD...! MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
*SIGH* HERE'S AN ABSOLUTELY NORMAL ATTACK.
NYEH HEH HEH!
YOUR BARBS HIDE A HIDDEN AFFECTION! YOU EMOTIONAL CACTUS!
DON'T WASTE YOUR WORDS ON ME!
LET'S DATE L-LATER!! AFTER I CAPTURE YOU!
Papyrus is preparing a bone attack.
Papyrus prepares a non-bone attack then spends a minute fixing his mistake.
Papyrus is cackling.
Papyrus whispers "Nyeh heh heh!"
Papyrus is rattling his bones.
Papyrus is considering his options.
Smells like bones.
Papyrus remembered a bad joke Sans told and is frowning.
Papyrus dabs marinara sauce behind his ear.
Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Bishie Cream behind his ear.
Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Anime Powder behind his ear.
Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Cute Juice behind his ear.
Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Attraction Slime behind his ear.
Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Beauty Yogurt behind his ear.
Papyrus realizes he doesn't have ears.
DON'T...!

You INSULT, but to no avail. Seems ACTing won't escalate this battle...
Papyrus is too busy FIGHTing to accept your insult.
OH NO!!!
You FLIRT, but to no avail. Seems ACTing won't escalate this battle...
Papyrus is too busy FIGHTing to flirt back.
OH NO!!! YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!
I GUESS THIS MEANS I HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU...?
Is this funny to you?
Don't put any more on me!
Leave me alone...
Hohoho! Go ahead and laugh...
Get this off of me...
Thanks.
You even wrapped it...
I don't want your gift!
How do I know it's not a trick?
GOSHDARN TEENAGE GOOGLY EYES!!!
I WAS STARTING TO TRUST YOU!!!
That's a little better.
Er... Those are real.
A weight has been lifted.
Thanks for nothing!
Gyftrot laments its lack of hands.
Gyftrot distrusts your youthful demeanor.
Ah, the scent of fresh pine needles.
Gyftrot tries vainly to remove its decorations.
Gyftrot stumbles blindly.
Gyftrot is slightly less irritated.
Gyftrot looks disappointed.
Gyftrot's antlers tremble.

GYFTROT
DEF Some teens "decorated" it as a prank.
You remove the striped cane that says "I use this tiny cane to walk" on it.
You remove the box of non-dog-related raisins.
You remove the lenticular bookmark of a smug teen winking.
You remove the barbed wire made of pipe cleaners.
You remove a childhood photograph of Snowdrake and his parent.
You remove a small, confused dog.
You remove a stocking filled with chicken nuggets.
You remove the shirt that says 'I'm with stupid' and points inward.
You try to undecorate...?
You remove the googly eyes.
You add some googly eyes you found on the ground.
You can't improve on perfection.
You give the cheapest gift of all... Friendship.
You give your remaining money because you can't think of a better gift.
Gyftrot refuses your gift.
Hey now. You aren't made of friendship.
No. 2 Nuzzle Champs '98!!
Let's kick human tail!!
Hm? What's that smell?
What! Smells like a ...
Paws off you smelly human.
Wow!!! Pet by another pup!!!
Stop! Don't touch her!
What about me...... ........
Whine.
Whimper.
Dogamy is brokenhearted.
DOGAMY

DEF Husband of Dogaressa. Knows only what he smells.

The Dogs sniff you again...
But you smell just as weird as before!
After rolling in the dirt, you smell all right!
The Dogs already know you smell fine.
Dogamy won't even lift up his snout.
Dogamy just growls at you.
The Dogs are too suspicious of your smell.
You pet Dogamy.
You roll around in the dirt and snow.
You smell like a weird puppy.
(Of course we were second.)
(Do humans have tails?)
(Smell mystery)
(Are you actually a little puppy!?)
(Beware of dog.)
(A dog that pets dogs... Amazing!)
(That's not your husband, OK?)
(Well. Don't leave me out!)
(Misery awaits you.)
(Kneel and suffer!)
(I'll chop you in half!)
The Dogs keep shifting their axes to protect each other.
The Dogs are re-evaluating your smell.
The Dogs are practicing for the next couples contest.
The Dogs are saying sickly sweet things to each other.
The Dogs may want to re-smell you.
The Dogs think that you may be a lost puppy.
The Dogs' minds have been expanded.
The Dogaressa is on the warpath.

DOGARESSA
DEF This puppy finds her hubby lovely. SMELLS ONLY?
The Dogaressa won't even lift up her snout.
The Dogaressa just growls at you.
The Dogaressa is too suspicious of your smell.
You pet the Dogaressa.
It moved !! It didn't NOT move!
Will it move this time?
Doggo is confirming the moving object.
DOGGO
DEF Easily excited by movement. Hobbies include^squirrels.
FETCH?
MOVING?
"Ice" to meet you.
Ice puns are "snow" problem
Fights you in "cold" blood.
Better not snow "flake" out!
My fave ice cereals: "frosted"
"Chill" out...
M.. m.. macaroni and "freeze"
Do I really ...
Hey...
Guys... guys...
You have good taste!! (In jokes)
See!? Laughs! Dad was wrong!
Thanks, you're all great.
What are YOU laughin' at?!?
Is that s'posed to be funny?
Ha... Ha... Nice try.
I've heard that one.

THIS won't be funny either!

Is your flesh rotten as you?
(Insults towards humans)
IT'S JUST LIKE 'EM
HAHA YOU'RE BETTER
YOU NAILED IT
That's not like me...
I don't do it that way...
It's better when I do it...
Snowdrake is assessing the crowd.
Snowdrake is practicing its next pun.
Snowdrake is smiling at its own bad joke.
It smells like a wet pillow.
Snowdrake realized its own name is a pun and is freaking out.
Snowdrake is pleased with its "cool" joke.
Snowdrake is laughing at your imitation of its cohort.
Snowdrake pretends not to care.
Snowdrake is puffed up..
Snowdrake is flaking apart.
SNOWDRAKE
DEF This teen comedian fights to keep a captive audience.
You boo the Snowdrake.
You tell the Snowdrake that they aren't funny.
You tell the Snowdrake that no one will ever love them the way they are...
They struggle to make a retort, and slink away utterly crushed...
You laugh at Snowdrake before it says anything funny.
You laugh at Snowdrake's pun.
You make a bad ice pun.
You make a bad ice pun.
The other monsters think it's hilarious...

scr_withallmonster
Brush my teeth? No way in heck!
NEVER do your homework !!
No bedtime! Only DEADTIME
*turns music up all the way*
Do you... really ...
I don't think you...
To tell you the truth...
You don't know my cause!!
Only Snowy can do that.
You ain't Snowy.
Stick to puns. They're better.
WRONG! Let's fight and die.
Actually ... Death?
Defiance can't be defied!
HAHA WOWEE
Where's Snowy right now?
Ha... Ha...
Nice try, laugh Picasso.
Chilldrake starts a one- monster riot.
Chilldrake is chanting an anarchist spell.
Chilldrake is eating its own homework.
It smells like "Ice" scented body-spray.
Chilldrake is wondering where Snowy went.
Chilldrake feels neutered by your agreement.
Chilldrake is laughing at your imitation of its cohort.
Chilldrake pretends not to care.
Chilldrake is puffed up..
Chilldrake is flaking apart.
CHILLDRAKE

DEF Rebels against everything!! Looking for its friend Snowy.

You tell Chilldrake it's all wrong.
You agree with Chilldrake before it gives its speech.
You agree with Chilldrake. It seems to get very uncomfortable...
You make fun of Chilldrake.
You make fun of Chilldrake.
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dub
slime
flex
clean
bodypart
teeth and eyes
leg
SOUL
hand
Wosh u
*whistle as it cleans*
Your SOUL is unclean
Out!!! Darned spot
Oops, I meant... scrub a sub-SUBS
Scrub a dub-dubs
Green means clean
Yuck!
Fresh!
NO. THAT JOKE'S TOO... DIRTY
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Woshua wonders if tears are sanitary.
Woshua is friends with a little bird.
Woshua is rinsing off a pizza.
Woshua is looking for some good clean fun.
Smells like detergent.
Woshua is revolted at its own wounds.
WOSHUA
DEF This humble germophobe seeks to cleanse the whole world.
You reach out. Woshua recoils from your touch.
Woshua is terrified of your slimy body! It runs away.
You give Woshua a friendly pat.
You ask Woshua to clean you. It hops around excitedly.
Woshua continues cleaning.
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You tell a joke about two kids who played in a muddy flower garden.
You tell a joke about a kid who ate a pie with their bare hands.
You tell a joke about a kid who slept in the soil.
Woshua's powers neutralized!
.... .... toot ....
.... .... hum hum
si re, si re si mi si mi
Si Fa Si Fa So Fa So Mi Re Re
Shyren hums very faintly.
Shyren pretends to be a pop idol.

Shyren taps a little beat with her fins.

Shyren thinks about doing karaoke by herself.
Smells like music.
Shyren's voice gets raspy.
SHYREN
DEF Tone deaf. She's too ashamed to sing her deadly song.
DEF A talented singer, with a little help.
DEF That's Shyren. She's your band-mate.
You hum a funky tune. Shyren follows your melody.
You hum a jazz ballad. Shyren follows your melody.
You hum some more. The seats are sold out. You feel like a rock star.
You smile. You ask to see Shyren's smile, too.
Shyren gets quieter. In the corner, Aaron nods his head approvingly.
You keep smiling. But nothing happened.
You give a darling smile and a little wink.
The crowd goes wild!
You wave your arms wildly. You are now vulnerable to electric attacks.
You wave your arms wildly. The crowd eats it up.
Ngahhh!
Bring it on!
C'mon!
Fuhuhu!
Ngahh!!
Urahhh!!
You're strong... But not strong enough!
You're a pain in the neck, huh?
DIE ALREADY, YOU LITTLE BRAT!
You? Sparing ME? Fuhuhuhu!
How insulting! I'd NEVER surrender to the likes of you!
Not bad! Then how about THIS!?

For years, we've dreamed of a happy ending...

And now, sunlight is just within our reach!
I won't let you snatch it away from us!
NGAHHH! Enough warming up!
Heh... You're tough!
Mercy! Ha!
I still can't believe YOU want to spare ME!
But even if you could beat me...
But even if I spared YOU...
No human has EVER made it past ASGORE!
Honestly, killing you now is an act of mercy...!
Honestly, I'm doing you a favor...
Killing you now is an act of mercy!
So STOP being so damn resilient!
What the hell are humans made out of!?
Anyone else would be DEAD by now!
Alphys told me humans were determined...
I see now what she meant by that!
But I'm determined, too!
Determined to end this RIGHT NOW!
...RIGHT NOW!
...RIGHT... ... ... NOW!!
Ha... Ha...
NGAHHH!!! DIE ALREADY, YOU LITTLE BRAT!
YOU'RE GETTING IN MY WAY!
I WILL NEVER TAKE MERCY FROM THE LIKES OF YOU!
I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED!
YOU! WILL! NEVER! SPARE! ME!
The wind is howling...
Undyne flips her spear impatiently.

Flower pollen drifts in front of you.

Water rushes around you.
The spears pause for a moment.
Undyne points heroically towards the sky.
Undyne suplexes a huge boulder, just because she can.
Undyne bounces impatiently.
Undyne flashes a menacing smile.
Undyne draws her finger across her neck.
Undyne holds her fist in front of her and shakes her head.
Undyne towers threateningly.
Undyne thinks of her friends and pounds the ground with her fists.
Smells like sushi.
Undyne's eye is twitching involuntarily.
Undyne is smashing spears on the ground.
Undyne's eyes dart around to see if this is a prank.
Undyne is hyperventilating.
Smells like angry fish.
UNDYNE
DEF The heroine that NEVER gives up.
You tell UNDYNE her attacks are too easy. She doesn't care.
You tell UNDYNE her attacks are too easy. The bullets get faster.
You tell UNDYNE her attacks are too easy. The bullets get unfair.
Didn't work.
You told Undyne you just want to be friends. She remembers someone...
Her attacks became a little less extreme.
You won't get away from me this time!
You've escaped from me for the LAST time!
STOP RUNNING AWAY!!!
COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE PUNK!!
Ngahhh...

Show me what you've got!

Do your worst!
What's the matter, scared?
What the hell is the holdup?
COME ON ALREADY!
IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE!
Undyne is letting you make the first attack.
DEF This time, don't hold anything back!
You pretend to swing at UNDYNE with all your might.
I've been defeated... My house is in shambles...
I even failed to befriend you.
That's it.
I don't care if you're my guest anymore.
One final rematch! All out on both sides!!!
IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN REGAIN MY LOST PRIDE!!!
NOW COME ON! HIT ME WITH ALL YOU'VE GOT! NGAHHHH!!!
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wht
What.
That's the best you can manage?
Even attacking at full force...
You just can't muster any intent to hurt me, huh?
Heh, you know what?
I don't actually want to hurt you either.
At first, I hated your stupid saccharine schtick, but...
The way you hit me right now, it...
Reminded me of someone I used to train with.
Now I know you aren't just some wimpy loser.
You're a wimpy loser with a big heart!
Just like him...

Listen, human.
It seems that you and ASGORE are fated to fight.
But knowing him...
He probably doesn't want to.
Talk to him.
I'm sure you can persuade him to let you go home.
Eventually, some mean human will fall down here...
And I'll take THEIR soul instead.
That makes sense, right? Fuhuhu.
Oh, and if you DO hurt ASGORE...
I'll take the human souls... Cross the barrier...
And beat the hell out of you!
That's what friends are for, right?
Fuhuhu!
Now let's get the hell out of this flaming house!
UNDYNE THE UNDYING 99ATK 99DEF Heroine reformed by her own DETERMINATION
to save Earth.
You...
You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT!
OWWWW, you DUMMIES!!
Watch where you're aiming your MAGIC attacks!
Hey! You! Forget I said anything about MAGIC!!!
Foolish. Foolish! FOOLISH!
Even if you attack my vessel, you'll NEVER hurt me!
I'm still incorporeal, you DUMMY!!!
Foolish. Foolish! FOOLISH!
Futile. Futile! FUTILE!
Pitiful. Pitiful! PITIFUL!
Feeble. Feeble! FEEBLE!
I'll defeat you and take your SOUL!

I'll use your SOUL to cross the barrier!

I'll stand in the window of a fancy store!
THEN EVERYTHING I WANT WILL BE MINE!
Huh? Yeah, I guess that'll avenge my cousin.
What was their name again...?
Whatever. Whatever! WHATEVER!!
DUMMY BOTS! MAGIC MISSILE!
DUMMY BOTS! TRY AGAIN!
DUMMY BOTS! You're awful???
DUMMY BOTS! FINAL ATTACK!
(Wait, is DUMMY a compliment...?)
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Mad Dummy is doing an armless ska dance.
Mad Dummy is bossing around its bullets.
Mad Dummy glares into a mirror, then turns to you with the same expression.
Mad Dummy is hopping mad.
Smells like a clothing store.
This message will NEVER happen.
Mad Dummy is getting cotton all over the dialogue box.
MAD DUMMY
DEF Because they're a ghost, physical attacks will fail.
You tell Aaron to go away.
You talk to the DUMMY. ...
No one is happy with this.
Mad Dummy is looking nervous.
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HEY GUYS!

Dummies. Dummies! DUMMIES!

Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me?
Well...
FAILURES! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU'RE ALL BEING REPLACED!!!
Hahaha. Hahaha! HAHAHA!
Now you'll see my true power:
Relying on people that aren't garbage!
Mechanical whirrs fill the room.
(N... no way!)
(These guys are even WORSE than the other guys!)
Who cares. Who cares! WHO CARES!!
I DON'T NEED FRIENDS!!!
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I'VE GOT KNIVES!!!
I'm...
Out of knives.
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!
YOU CAN'T HURT ME AND I CAN'T HURT YOU!
YOU'LL BE STUCK FIGHTING ME...
Forever.
Forever!
FOREVER!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
blt
Wh... What the heck is this!?
Ergh! Acid rain!?!
Oh, FORGET IT! I'm outta here!
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...sorry, i interrupted you, didn't i?

as soon as i came over, your friend immediately left...

oh no... you guys looked like you were having fun...
oh no... i just wanted to say hi...
oh no.................................................
oh wait... didn't you attack me before...
uhhh... that's awkward.
sorry. have a nice day.
Come on in, the water's fine ; )
No need for a swimming suit ; )
Edu- cation? Hobby? Talent?
Whew, I'm sweating ; )
Don't get too close ; )
Sure isn't creepy out ; )
I sure do love muscles ; )
Flexing contest? OK, flex more ; )
Nice!! I won't lose tho ; )
Fiesty, huh? ; )
Wow! Spunky! Love it ; )
You'll change your mind ; )
CHECK all you want ; )
...; )
Ha, nice. My kind of humor ; )
Just the two of us, huh? ; )
Hi? ; )
Aaron is splashing you playfully.
Aaron is looking around, fearful of something.
Aaron is sweating bullets. Literally.
Aaron is admiring his own muscles.
Smells like an underwater barnyard.
Smells like a mussel farm.

Aaron is ready for your next flex.

Aaron's muscles droop comically.
AARON
DEF This seahorse has a lot of HP (Horsepower).
All of his attacks are harder to dodge at the bottom of the box.
You tell Aaron to go away. He agrees.
You flex. Aaron flexes twice as hard. ATTACK increases for you two.
You flex harder. Aaron flexes thrice as hard. ATTACK increases for you two.
You flex. Aaron flexes very hard...
He flexes himself out of the room!
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dunk
awwAwa cute!! (pets u)
OMG!! humans TOO CUTE (dies)
hOI!!! i'm TEMMIE!!
fhsdhjf dsfjsd dshjfsd
NO!!!!! muscles ...... NOT CUTE
NO!!! so hungr... (dies)
hOI!!! i'm tEMMIE!!
FOOB!!!
Temmie is trying to glomp you.
Temmie forgot her other attack.
Temmie vibrates intensely.
Temmie is doing her hairs.
Temmiy accidentally misspells her own name.
Smells like Temmie Flakes.
How'd you do that?
TEMMIE
DEF Loves to pet cute humans. But you're allergic!
Temmie only wants the Temmie Flakes.

Give the Temmie Flakes? Yas NO!!!!!!!

You flex at Temmie...
You say hello to Temmie.
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NO!!!!! muscles r..... NOT CUTE
Ooh, I have to disagree ; )
Temmie, are you okay? ; )
NO!!!!! !!!!!!!
Guoooh!
Roar.
*Chaste wiggle*
Moldsmal sits motionless.
Moldsmal is very normal.
Moldsmal is having quiet time.
Smells like a bait shop.
Quite impossible.
Moldbygg needs some distance.
Moldbygg gyrates reservedly.
Moldbygg mills about in the corner.
Moldbygg seems comfortable with your presence.
Moldbygg has seen better days.
MOLDSMAL? - ATK 6 DEF 0 It's a slime mold...?
MOLDBYGG - ATK 6 DEF 0 One size greater than Moldaverage.
You approach Moldsmal. Suddenly...!
You lie down. Moldbygg lies down too. Moldbygg understands life now.
You wiggle your hips. Suddenly...!
You hug Moldbygg. Gross slime covers you. Your SPEED decreased.
Wrong message!
You don't hug Moldbygg. It appreciates your respect of its boundaries.
LET'S START WITH AN EASY ONE!!

HERE'S YOUR TERRIFIC PRIZE!

ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. LET'S TALK ABOUT ME!
HERE'S ANOTHER EASY ONE FOR YOU!
DON'T 'COUNT' ON YOUR VICTORY...
LET'S PLAY MEMORY GAME.
BUT CAN YOU GET THIS ONE???
HERE'S A SIMPLE ONE.
TIME TO BREAK OUT THE BIG GUNS!!
Mettaton.
METTATON
DEF His metal body renders him invulnerable to attack.
Screaming is against the rules.
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THIS IS IT, DARLING! SAY GOODBYE!
HA! THAT BUTTON WON'T SAVE YOU NOW, DARLING!
YOU WOULDN'T DARE USE THE [ACT] COMMAND AND PRESS THAT BUTTON!
THAT'S RIGHT! DON'T PRESS IT! I'LL DESTROY YOU!
WITHOUT THAT BUTTON, YOU ARE INCHING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO YOUR DEMISE!
ANY MINUTE NOW!
ANY... MINUTE... NOW!
...(COUGH)
OH!!! THAT YELLOW GLOW...!
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!
No on e cares.
You yell... Nothing happened.
You press the yellow button. The phone is resonating with Mettaton's presence...!
IS THAT YOUR PHONE? YOU'D BETTER ANSWER IT!
H-hey!! Th-this seems bad, but don't worry!!
Th-there's one last thing I installed on your phone...!
You see that yellow button...?

Go to this phone's [[ACT]] menu and press it!!!

Your phone's [[ACT]] menu is glowing.
Now press [Z]!!!
OOOH!
OOOOOOOH!
YOU'VE DEFEATED ME!!
HOW CAN THIS BE, YOU WERE STRONGER THAN I THOUGHT, ETC.
WHATEVER.
YES, I WAS THE ONE THAT RE-ARRANGED THE CORE!
I WAS THE ONE THAT HIRED EVERYONE TO KILL YOU!
THAT, HOWEVER, WAS A SHORT-SIGHTED PLAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER?
KILLING YOU MYSELF!!
LISTEN, DARLING. I'VE SEEN YOU FIGHT.
YOU'RE WEAK.
IF YOU CONTINUE FORWARD, ASGORE WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL.
AND WITH YOUR SOUL, ASGORE WILL DESTROY HUMANITY.
BUT IF I GET YOUR SOUL, I CAN STOP ASGORE'S PLAN!
I CAN SAVE HUMANITY FROM DESTRUCTION!
THEN, USING YOUR SOUL, I'LL CROSS THROUGH THE BARRIER...
AND BECOME THE STAR I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING!
HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS...
NO! MILLIONS OF HUMANS WILL WATCH ME!
GLITZ! GLAMOUR! I'LL FINALLY HAVE IT ALL!
SO WHAT IF A FEW PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE?
THAT'S SHOW BUSINESS, BABY!
This is probably what you'll do if things continue in this manner.
You tell Mettaton that there's a mirror behind him.
U..uh... I can't see what's going on in there, but...
D-d-don't give up, okay!?

Th... there's o-one l-l-last way to beat Mettaton...

It's... um... it's...
This is a work in- progress, so don't judge it too hard...
But, you know how Mettaton always faces f-f-forward?
That's because there's a switch on his backside.
S-s-so if y-y-you c-c-can turn him around... um...
And, umm... press th-th-th-the switch...
He'll be... um... He'll be...
Vulnerable.
Well, g-g-gotta go!
Seems like a good time to turn Mettaton around.
OH??? A MIRROR???
RIGHT, I HAVE TO LOOK PERFECT FOR OUR GRAND FINALE!
HMMM... I DON'T SEE IT... WHERE IS IT...?
DID YOU.
JUST FLIP.
MY SWITCH?
THAT WORTHLESS PEA- SHOOTER WON'T WORK ON ME, DARLING.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT ACTING IS!?
HAHAHA, YOU WISH! WRONG!
WRONG! IF ONLY ALPHYS COULD HELP!
NOPE! TOO BAD ALPHYS CAN'T HELP!
WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WROOOOOOOONG!!
COMPLETELY UTTERLY WRONG!!!!!!
BOY, THAT'S EMBARRASSING, HUH?
TIME'S UP! GUESS THAT'S A NO??
NO NO NO! CAN'T YOU READ!?
RIGHT! SOUNDS LIKE YOU GET IT!
CORRECT! WHAT A TERRIFIC ANSWER!
TOO EASY FOR YOU, HUH??????????

WONDERFUL! I'M ASTOUNDED, FOLKS!

CORRECT! YOU'RE SO LUCKY TODAY!!!
I'M SO FLATTERED YOU REMEMBERED!
GREAT ANSWER! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
OF COURSE THAT WAS EASY FOR YOU!
The quiz show continues.
What's the prize for answering correctly?
Money
Mercy
New car
More questions
What's the king's full name?
Lord Fluffybuns
Fuzzy Pushover
Asgore Dreemurr
Dr. Friendship
What are robots made of?
Hopes Dreams
Metal Magic
Snips Snails
Sugar Spice
Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B.
Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at
124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A.
If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both
trains pass each other?
31.054 minutes
16.232 minutes
32.049 minutes
32.058 minutes
How many flies are in this jar?

54
53
55
52
What monster is this?
Would you smooch a ghost?
Heck Yeah
How many letters in the name Mettaton
In the dating simulation video game "Mew Mew Kissy Cutie" what is Mew Mew's
favorite food?
OH! OH! I KNOW THIS ONE!!! IT'S SNAIL ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!
IN THE FOURTH CHAPTER EVERYONE GOES TO THE BEACH!!!
AND SHE BUYS ICE CREAM FOR ALL OF HER FRIENDS!!!!
BUT IT'S SNAIL FLAVOR AND SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS IT!!!!!!
IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS OF THE GAME BECAUSE
IT'S ACTUALLY A VERY POWERFUL message about friendship and...
Like, give us the soul brah.
Like, "you're dead" and all.
Like, prepare to die, right?
Like, perish and stuff.
D... Dude...
Like, team attack!
Like... what? I don't get it.
Like, hands off the merch.
H-HEY, STOP THAT!!
02... this is, like, for you.
02... are you really..
02... I never told him...
02 seems to be bothered by his outfit.
01 is polishing his face.

01 stands guard.
02 watches your movements.
Smells like a military zoo.
01 holds his head in his hands.
01 stands still.
01 doesn't know what to do.
01's breathing intensifies.
RG 01
DEF Royal Guard member with shining, polished armor.
I see two lovers staring over the edge of the cauldron of hell.
You attempt to touch RG 01's armor. Your hands slip off.
You tell RG 01 to be honest with his feelings.
D-dude ...
I can't ...
I can't take this anymore!
Not like this!!
Like, 02! I like...
I like, LIKE you, bro!
The way you fight... The way you talk...
I love doing team attacks with you.
I love standing here with you, bouncing and waving our weapons in sync...
02... I, like, want to stay like this forever...
...
....
Uh...
I mean, uh...
Psyche! Gotcha, bro!!! Haha!
Whew, bro! That human,
Put me under, uh, mind control!
What was I just saying?

It's all a blur, dude!! Whoops!

...01.
Y-yeah, bro??
...do you want to...
...get some ice cream...
...after this?
Like...
Sure, dude! Haha!
01 and 02 are looking at each other happily.
...... ... sigh.
...... heh.
...... what?
...... hmph.
...team attack.
...i won't tell.
...getting ... warmer.
...hello.
01... you...! ..!!!!
Sweat pours from 02's armor.
02 is clenching and unclenching his fists.
02 is shaking his head.
02 is striking his sword against the ground.
02 is coughing.
02's breathing intensifies.
RG 02
DEF Royal Guard member with stuffy armor.
Do they both wish for death? That means their love will end in hell.
I couldn't stop laughing.
You clean RG 02's armor. Its cooling dirt begins to wash away.
You were repelled.

You pat RG 02's chest like a muscular bongo.

...can't ... take it.
...armor... too... HOT!!!
...much better.
RG 01 looks bothered by something.
......
It's not like I LIKE you.
Id... Idiot!
Hmph! Don't get in my way.
>_<... Human ...
...H-human ... ...?
Eeeeh? H-human ...?
Human, I...
Huh!? Y-you sicko!
Ah... Is that true...?
No way! Why would I like YOU
Tsunderplane looks over, then turns up its nose.
Tsunderplane shakes its nose dimissively at you.
Tsunderplane "accidentally" bumps you with its wing.
Tsunderplane gives you a condescending barrel roll.
Smells like an airport perfume counter.
Tsunderplane is looking away shyly.
Tsunderplane's body is smoking.
TSUNDERPLANE
DEF Seems mean, but does it secretly like you?
You tell Tsunderplane it has an impressive wingspan.
You tell Tsunderplane it has nice turbines.
You tell Tsunderplane it has a powerful rudder.
You tell Tsunderplane that you like its taste in movies and books.
You tell Tsunderplane that it has cute winglets.

You get close to Tsunderplane. But not too close.

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B-but I never got to ...!
Ah! I'll help! Healing magmas!
You're hurt! I'll help!!!
Thunder! Helpful speed up!!!
Speed will help dodge!!
Ahh...
Does not help...
Oh! Ah! I'm helping!
Feels so warm...
Ahh! Tries the hardest!
Works hard! Works hot!
Ahh! Ahh! Does my best!
Ahh... Not... helping? OK...
Trash... rump... Ahh...
Ahh... So... LOVEY!
Hug... continue ...
Starting to get weird.
Vulkin is making coffee in its crater.
Vulkin is wiggling its weird rump.
Vulkin makes a smoke hoop and jumps through it.
Smells like a lava lamp.
Vulkin's cheeks glow with a bright heat.
Vulkin parades around you proudly.

Vulkin stands in the corner.

Little streams of lava come from Vulkin's eyes.
Vulkin reassures you the plane turning tiny is, like, completely intentional.
VULKIN
DEF Mistakenly believes its lava can heal people.
You tell Vulkin that its attacks are NOT helpful.
You tell Vulkin that its rump looks like a sack of trash.
You tell Vulkin it's doing a great job. Its attacks become extreme...
You give Vulkin a hug. It warms your heart...
And your whole body! Ouch! Your DEFENSE dropped!
Nothing else happened.
Burn, baby, BURN!
Hot enough for ya!?
Feel the heat.
Is it cold in here?
Hot!! HOT!! Hotter! HOTTER!!
BRRRR! What's the deal!?
Sorry!! I'm all tied up!!
Pyrope is protected by its winsome smile.
Pyrope is pretending to pull the fire alarm.
Pyrope is chuckling through its teeth.
Pyrope is pretending to be a candle.
Smells like rope burn.
Pyrope wants more heat.
The room is sweltering!
PYROPE
DEF This mischievous monster is never warm enough.
You blow on Pyrope. Its flames die down. Pyrope's ATTACK dropped!
You crank up the thermostat. Pyrope begins to get excited.
You crank up the thermostat. It's super hot! Pyrope looks satisfied.

You crank up the thermostat. It's SOOOO hot!

You invite Pyrope to hang out.
Why so pale? You should be proud~
Proud that you're going to make a delicious cake~ Ahuhuhu~
Let you go? Don't be silly~
Your SOUL is going to make every spider very happy~~~
You're scaring off all my customers!
Oh, how rude of me! I almost forgot to introduce you to my pet~
It's breakfast time, isn't it? Have fun, you two~
The person who warned us about you...
Offered us a LOT of money for your SOUL.
Looked like a total nerd.
They had such a sweet smile~ and... ahuhu~
She was very adamant I run away with her~~~ Ahuhuhu~~~
It's strange, but I swore I saw them in the shadows... Changing shape...?
She even left a route for me to escape from~
Oh, it's lunch time, isn't it? And I forgot to feed my pet~
With that money, the spider clans can finally be reunited~
She said she would block off the rest of Hotland after I followed her~
You haven't heard? Spiders have been trapped in the RUINS for generations!
Foolish nerd~ A spider NEVER leaves her web~
(Except to sell pastries~)
Even if they go under the door, Snowdin's fatal cold is impassable alone.
Ah, but I do feel a little regret over it now...
But with the money from your SOUL, we'll be able to rent them a heated limo~
Yes, I should have wrapped her up when I had the chance~
And with all of the leftovers...? We could have a nice vacation~
Or even build a spider baseball field~
She looked like she would have made a juicy donut~~~
But enough of that... It's time for dinner, isn't it? Ahuhuhu~

Don't look so blue, my deary~

Muffet pours you a cup of spiders.
All the spiders clap along to the music.
Muffet does a synchronized dance with the other spiders.
Muffet tidies up the web around you.
Smells like freshly baked cobwebs.
You struggle to escape the web. Muffet covers her mouth and giggles at you.
You struggle to escape the web. Muffet laughs and claps her hands.
You struggle to escape the web.
Muffet is so amused by your antics that she gives you a discount!
You pay
G. Muffet reduces her ATTACK for this turn!
You empty your pockets, but you don't have enough money. Muffet lowers the price.
You're out of money. Muffet shakes her head.
You empty your pockets... But you don't have any money at all!
Muffet takes pity on you and reduces her ATTACK for this turn.
...I think purple is a better look on you! Ahuhuhu~
You're trapped in a strange purple web!
You're still alive? Ahuhuhu~
Oh, my pet~ Looks like it's time for dessert~
...even if you are stingy, you never hurt a single spider!
...even if you hurt others, you never hurt a single spider!
...you helped donate to their cause!
...you're a total spider fanatic!
They say even if you are a hyper- violent murderer...
You never laid a single finger on a spider!
The person who warned me about you...
They really had no idea what they were talking about~
Abra cadabra.
Alakazam !!

Tinkle tinkle hoy.

Hocus pocus.
Please and thank you.
Madjick does a mysterious jig.
Madjick flaunts its orbs in a menacing manner.
Madjick whispers arcane swear words.
Madjick peers at you with strange eyes.
Smells like magic.
You still feel confused.
Madjick's orbs are incapacitated.
Madjick believes you are a fellow wizard.
Madjick
DEF This magical mercenary only says magic words.
You can't get a word in edgewise. Its words dizzy you...
Madjick interrupts you by chattering to itself.
Its gibberish dizzies you... Your DEFENSE drops by 1.
Magick interrupts you by chattering to itself. It seems satisfied.
Where to stare? Chaser Orb Corner Orb
You ignore Madjick and think of pollen and sunshine. Your DEFENSE increased by 1.
You think of pollen and sunshine.
Your confusion abates. Your DEFENSE increased by 2.
The unrelenting "Chaser Orb" was weakened by your glare.
The destitute "Chaser Orb" was weakened further by your glare.
The intimidating "Corner Orb" was weakened by your glare.
The homely "Corner Orb" was weakened further by your glare.
Good knight.
Fare well.
Adieu.
Close your eyes...
...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... It's OK.

Knight Knight smashes her morningstar.

Knight Knight breathes deeply.
Knight Knight watches quietly.
Smells like stardust.
KNIGHT KNIGHT
DEF This megaton mercenary wields the Good Morningstar.
You ask Knight Knight about her day. There's no response.
You ask Knight Knight about her day.
You talk to Knight Knight. She hums something in her sleep...
You sing an old lullaby. Knight Knight starts to look sleepy...
You keep singing. Knight Knight closes its eyes a bit...
You keep singing. Nothing happened.
Robbit, robbit.
Creak, creak.
Skip, jump.
Woof.
Shudder, shudder.
Nod, nod.
(Thought -ful croak)
(Impress -ed ribbit)
Final Froggit knows exactly why it's here.
Final Froggit jumps ominously up and down.
You are intimidated by Final Froggit's strength. Truly.
Final Froggit seems reluctant to fight you.
Final Froggit stands its ground.
FINAL FROGGIT
DEF Its future looks brighter and brighter.
You compliment Final Froggit. It understood you perfectly. Its ATTACK dropped.
You threaten Final Froggit. It understood you perfectly. Its DEFENSE dropped.
You did something mysterious.

Final Froggit recognizes it has more to learn from this world.

You did something mysterious. But nothing happened.
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pickon
You've seen enough.
Take your last look.
What are you so afraid of?
Finally, someone gets it.
How dare you.
That's right!
You dare defy me?
You've pushed your luck.
That takes guts.
...Don't pick on me.
...Pick on me.
Astigmatism gazes through your soul.
Astigmatism gives you a hypnotizing glare.
Astigmatism clicks its teeth.
Smells like glasses.
Astigmatism has gone bloodshot.
Astigmatism doesn't care about fighting anymore.
Astigmatism is watering.
ASTIGMATISM
DEF This relentless bully ALWAYS gets its way.
You pick on Astigmatism.
You don't pick on Astigmatism.
You stand up to Astigmatism.
You stand up to Astigmatism. The other monsters are impressed.
No regrets.

I've made my choice.

Not this time.
*Shine shine*
I'm not afraid of you.
I've made my peace.
Don't give up!
There's still hope.
Courage ...
Whimsalot locks eyes with you.
Whimsalot flutters silently.
Whimsalot shakes its head dismissively.
Whimsalot spins its weapon around.
Smells like nightshade and bleach.
Whimsalot doesn't want to fight anymore.
Whimsalot's flying stutters.
WHIMSALOT
DEF It finally stopped worrying.
You reassure Whimsalot that what it's doing is alright.
You leap at Whimsalot in a threatening manner.
You kneel and pray for safety. Whimsalot remembers its conscience.
Tick.
Tock.
Zzz...
Swish.
boss
The bomb is still active!
The dog is still active!
ANNOYING DOG-BOMB It's blissfully unaware of its circumstances.
EXTREMELY AGILE G.O.W. All things considered, it's an extremely agile glass of
water.

SCRIPT BOMB
DEF Like all modern blockbusters, it's full of explosions.
BASKET BOMB
DEF Even if you explode, you'll at least look good.
PRESENT BOMB
DEF Regardless, you'll have to write a thank-you letter.
GAME BOMB
DEF You really should have rented it first.
Defuse failed! Aim for DEFUSE ZONE!
Bomb defused!
Dog defused!
ratings
essay
Violence
Disappoint
Justice
Action
HyperAction
Fashion
Fetching
EatingGarbage?
OnBrandFood
Dramatic
Writing
RATINGS
Lights! Camera! Action!
Drama! Romance! Blood- shed!
I'm the idol everyone craves!
Smile for the camera!
Your essay really showed everyone your heart.

Why don't I show you mine?

Ooooh, I'm just warming up!
But how are you on the dance floor!?
Can you keep up the pace!?
Lights! Camera Bombs!
Things are blowing up!
Time for our union- regulated break!
We've grown so distant, darling...
How about another heart-to-heart?
A.. arms? Wh... who needs arms with legs like these?
I'm still going to win!
Come on ...!
The show ... must go on!
Dr... Drama! A... Action!
L... lights... C... camera...
Enough of this! Do you really want humanity to perish!?
...or do you just believe in yourself that much?
Haha, how inspiring!
Well, darling! It's either me or you!
But I think we both already know who's going to win.
Witness the true power of humanity's star!
...then...
Are YOU the star?
Can you really protect humanity!?
Smells like Mettaton.
Monster seems satisfied.
Mettaton has low HP.
METTATON EX
DEF His weak point is his heart-shaped core.
You say you aren't going to get hit at ALL.

Ratings gradually increase during Mettaton's turn.

You posed dramatically. The audience nods.
Despite being hurt, you posed dramatically. The audience applauds.
Despite being wounded, you posed dramatically. The audience gasps.
With the last of your power, you pose dramatically. The audience screams.
You turn and scoff at the audience.
They're rooting for your destruction this turn!
H.. ha...
So I was wrong.
Darling...
You really are strong enough to get past ASGORE.
Well then...
It's time for you to go.
Don't worry about me.
I might seem like I'm dying now, but...
Dr. Alphys can always repair me.
And... besides...
Even if I'm not cut out to be a star...
I still got to perform for a human, didn't I?
So, thank you, darling...
You've been a great audience!
OOH, LOOK AT THESE RATINGS!!!
THIS IS THE MOST VIEWERS I'VE EVER HAD!!!
WE'VE REACHED THE VIEWER CALL-IN MILESTONE!
ONE LUCKY VIEWER WILL HAVE THE CHANCE TO TALK TO ME...
...BEFORE I LEAVE THE UNDERGROUND FOREVER!!
LET'S SEE WHO CALLS IN FIRST!
HI, YOU'RE ON TV!
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ON THIS, OUR LAST SHOW???
.....

oh........
hi... mettaton...
i really liked watching your show...
my life is pretty boring... but...
seeing you on the screen... brought excitement to my life... vicariously
i can't tell, but... i guess this is the last episode...?
i'll miss you... mettaton......
...oh.... i didn't mean to talk so long...
oh..........
NO, WAIT! WAIT, BL...
H... THEY ALREADY HUNG UP.
I'LL TAKE ANOTHER CALLER!!!
Mettaton, your show made us so happy!
Mettaton, I don't know what I'll watch without you.
Mettaton, there's a Mettaton-shaped hole in my Mettaton- shaped heart.
AH... I...
I SEE...
EVERYONE... THANK YOU SO MUCH.
DARLING.
PERHAPS... IT MIGHT BE BETTER IF I STAY HERE FOR A WHILE.
HUMANS ALREADY HAVE STARS AND IDOLS, BUT MONSTERS...
THEY ONLY HAVE ME.
IF I LEFT... THE UNDERGROUND WOULD LOSE ITS SPARK.
I'D LEAVE AN ACHING VOID THAT CAN NEVER BE FILLED.
SO... I THINK I'LL HAVE TO DELAY MY BIG DEBUT.
BESIDES.
YOU'VE PROVEN TO BE VERY STRONG.
PERHAPS... EVEN STRONG ENOUGH TO GET PAST ASGORE.
I'M SURE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PROTECT HUMANITY.
HA, HA...

IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST, ANYWAY.

THE TRUTH IS, THIS FORM'S ENERGY CONSUMPTION IS...
INEFFICIENT.
IN A FEW MOMENTS, I'LL RUN OUT OF BATTERY POWER, AND...
WELL.
I'LL BE ALRIGHT.
KNOCK 'EM DEAD, DARLING.
AND EVERYONE... THANK YOU.
YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE!
ABSOLUTELY beautiful!
Speechless...? Who can blame you?
Well... that's concise.
Beautiful. Sometimes the fewest words speak the loudest.
Nice. You get a gold star.
Oh my... what a great answer.
Oooooh, you said so much about me...
I love how passionate you are.
...even though I don't understand what you said...
Beautiful. Why don't you write a book?
Nice detail... You're right, I do look quite nice.
Wonderful! Amazing! A+... I AM completely stunning.
Oh, I'm blushing... You're completely right, I am beautiful in every way.
Oh my... I'm speechless... You've completely captured how beautiful I am.
Huh? This essay is supposed to be about me, not about you...
Mettaton is saving your essay for future use.
Stage lights are blaring.
METTATON NEO - 90 ATK 9 DEF Dr. Alphys's greatest invention.
G... GUESS SHE SHOULD HAVE WORKED MORE ON THE DEFENSES...
...
YOU MAY HAVE DEFEATED ME... BUT...

I KNOW. I CAN TELL FROM THAT STRIKE, DARLING.

YOU WERE HOLDING BACK.
YES, ASGORE WILL FALL EASILY TO YOU...
BUT YOU WON'T HARM HUMANITY, WILL YOU?
YOU AREN'T ABSOLUTELY EVIL.
IF YOU WERE TRYING TO BE, THEN YOU MESSED UP.
AND SO LATE INTO THE SHOW, TOO.
HA... HA. AT LEAST NOW, I CAN REST EASY.
KNOWING ALPHYS AND THE HUMANS WILL LIVE ON...!
DOODLEBOG - ? ATK ? DEF Art lets your wildest fantasies come to life!
DOODLEBOG C - ? ATK ? DEF The "C" stands for "seafaring." It likes to ride in a boat.
You draw a boat. Away it goes.
AHHHHH!!!
Oh! Whoops! That hurt!
So sorry, I must have gotten in the way!
I really shouldn't stand so close
Ah I'm just being troublesome
Darn it, I keep getting in the way
So sorry, I'm such an oaf
Wandering in front of you...
Are you... trying to KILL me?
...so sorry, but I've had a really tough year.
I don't know if I could take you killing me on top of everything.
You should find someone else to kill. So sorry.
?????
I just said I'm not interested in the offer!!
...
Sorry, I must not have enunciated clearly enough.
I am not interested in being killed. Thank you very much.
Look, stranger

I... I guess I'm going to have to tell the truth.

My whole life, I've never been worth a lot of EXP.
Everyone else at my work, in my classes,
Would raise a person's LV by 4 or 5 when destroyed...
But me?
I wouldn't even increase your LV at LV 1.
For this reason... I... I've always been...
I've never been very good at getting killed. So...
I'm flattered that you... Want to destroy me.
But you are making a big waste of your time!!
Stop killing me!!!
OK, OK. Hm.
If you stop killing me, I'll pay you 200G.
220G?
300G?
W... Wait a second.
You trying to kill me... C... could it be...?
Because you don't like me very much...?
No, no, that can't be!
This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!!!
Pals... we're... we're still pals, right!!
OK, maybe not PALS, but, uh,
Friendly strangers?
You know, just one step away from being buds!!!
I mean, I was practically...
I was about to crack open the sparkling cider!
Pull out some baguettes and some swiss cheese!
BLOW ON A FREAKING PARTY HORN!!!
N... no, you don't like me either, huh...?
Nobody likes me... they're just putting up with me

I'm just annoying you... I should just leave

ARRRRRGHHHH!!! Why am I such an idiot??!?!!!!
How did I not see it before!!!
You weren't killing me because you LIKED me!!!
NOBODY does that!
That's NOT a thing!
Oh. Sorry. I was being too loud. Ugh.
I'm wasting your time, aren't I...?
...whew, I feel really... strange.
I think I need to go home and lie down.
Oh, I'm so sorry! How clumsy of me... I've bumped into you
I'm such a klutz.
I was just here to find something to draw, and...
Oh no, it's ok! It's OK!
I'll give you a gift to make up for your troubles.
Let me look in my vest!
Ummm, I couldn't find anything I want to give away.
Wait, wait!
I've got my notebook!
I can draw you a picture in it!
I'm quite the artist, you know.
I'll draw you a GREAT picture!!!
S.. sorry... The drawing didn't come out very well.
Wait! I know the problem!
I just have to find a better piece of paper for it!
None of my papers are good enough to use...
IT'S OK!!!
I know what I can do!! I'll use my magic pencil!
It has to be under some of these papers somewhere!!!!
Here! I got it!

My magic pencil is amazing!

Everything I draw with it looks...
COMPLETELY REAL!
I've messed up. I've really messed up. Oh no.
I'll just use a regular pencil! I'll try my best!
Are you ready!?
I just finished.
Here's your picture! What do you think!?
It's a representation of your deepest essence...
It's great, right!?
(They think my art is terrible.)
Well!
I'll leave you with that thought!
Goodbye!
See you later!
Sayonara!
Nice knowing ya!
Hasta la vista.
I should leave.
The enemy looks nervous.
The enemy looks anxious.
The enemy taps his fingers together like jackhammers.
The enemy looks perturbed.
The enemy tries to copy your movements so it fits in.
The enemy uses a hypnotizing 3D-tush-wiggle attack.
Smells... furry.
The enemy is apologizing to its visions of the Reaper.
SO SORRY This creature is definitely in the wrong time and space!
You wave. They're a bit preoccupied.
You say hello. They're a bit preoccupied.

You smile. They're a bit preoccupied.

You cough. They're a bit preoccupied.
You weep. They're a bit preoccupied.
Oh, and...
About all this.
Um.
Sorry.
Uuuuhhhh, oh no!! That's a little too real!
Asgore has low HP.
ASGORE 80 ATK 80 DEF
But there was nothing to say.
You quietly tell ASGORE you don't want to fight him.
His hands tremble for a moment.
You tell ASGORE that you don't want to fight him.
His breathing gets funny for a moment.
You firmly tell ASGORE to STOP fighting.
Recollection flashes in his eyes...
ASGORE's ATTACK dropped! ASGORE's DEFENSE dropped!
Seems talking won't do any more good.
All you can do is FIGHT.
too many times to count
once before
twice before
three times
four times
five times
six times
seven times
eight times
nine times

You tell ASGORE that he's killed you

He nods sadly.
He nods grievously.
He nods pitifully.
Ah...
So that is how it is.
I remember the day after my son died.
The entire underground was devoid of hope.
The future had once again been taken from us by the humans.
In a fit of anger, I declared war.
I said that I would destroy any human that came here.
I would use their souls to become godlike...
...and free us from this terrible prison.
Then, I would destroy humanity...
And let monsters rule the surface, in peace.
Soon, the people's hopes returned.
My wife, however, became disgusted with my actions.
She left this place, never to be seen again.
Truthfully...
I do not want power.
I do not want to hurt anyone.
I just wanted everyone to have hope...
I cannot take this any longer.
I just want to see my wife.
I just want to see my child.
Please... Young one...
This war has gone on long enough.
You have the power...
You IDIOT.
You haven't learned a thing.

Hee hee hee.

So you finally get it.
So you DO recall.
In this world...
It's KILL or BE killed.
undertale.exe
flowey.exe
Hee hee hee. Don't worry.
I know there's no REAL point in fighting you.
The human souls would probably just revolt again.
So...!
Hee hee hee.
Well, let's get this over with.
I couldn't give you a simple, happy ending...
Right. You are a great partner.
We'll be together forever, won't we?
anyway, as i was saying, it's a nice day out.
why not relax and take a load off?
here we go.
heh, didja really think you would be able to
welp, it was worth a shot.
guess you like doing things the hard way, huh?
You felt your sins weighing on your neck.
KARMA coursing through your veins.
Reading this doesn't seem like the best use of time.
Sans is starting to look really tired.
Sans is preparing something.
Sans is getting ready to use his special attack.
it's a beautiful day outside.
birds are singing,

ready?
I knew you had it in you!
But nobody came.
Do you think I'm pretty?
That's what they all say.
Stay here with me...
Welcome to my special hell.
I've felt this before.
You hear the melody of pulsating flesh.
Could this be goodbye!?
Monster has low HP.
You called for help. But nobody came.
You hum a familiar tune. Lemon Bread's body shakes...
You hum a familiar tune. Nothing else happened.
You hum a familiar tune. Lemon Bread seems to remember something.
You screamed out. But nobody came.
You flexed your arm. Lemon Bread's muscle shakes...
You flexed your arm. Nothing else happened.
You flexed your arm. Lemon Bread seems to remember something.
You let Lemon Bread be. Lemon Bread's teeth shake...
You let Lemon Bread be. Nothing else happened.
You let Lemon Bread be. Lemon Bread seems to remember something.
You cried as loud as you could. But nobody came.
Don't pick on me.
Someone finally gets it.
Ribbit ribbit.
Smells like a ,
Reaper Bird seems placated.
DEF This relentless bully ALWAYS gets its way.
DEF It finally stopped worrying.

DEF Its future looks brighter and brighter .

REAPER BIRD
DEF This relentless future finally looks brighter and brighter.
You pick on , . It seemed effective.
But, it was already picked on.
Reaper Bird
You pick on Reaper Bird. Reaper Bird seems to remember something.
You did something mysterious. , recognizes it has more to learn from this world.
But, it was already mystified.
You did something mysterious. Reaper Bird seems to remember something.
You wash your hands. Nothing happened.
Your hands are clean enough to eat!
You hum a familiar tune. But no one heard you.
You kneel and pray for safety. , remembers its conscience.
But , already remembered its conscience.
You kneel and pray for safety. Reaper Bird seems to remember something.
Smells like salty slush.
But it's not funny.
You said something like... "You look horrible." "Why are you even alive?"
...what? You didn't say that?
You call this a performance?
Come join the fun.
It's a real get together
Lorem ipsum docet
Become one of us!
That's a shame.
Oh well.
Be seeing you.
Then, hold still.
Just a moment.

You'll be with us shortly.

But nobody came.
Smells like batteries.
Seems like it doesn't care anymore.
No data available.
The enemy put a piece of itself in your inventory.
But your inventory was full.
AT DF You take out your CELL PHONE. You can hear voices through the receiver...!
Memoryhead
MEMORYHEAD
Amalgamate is watching you intently.
It smells like a bunch of dogs.
Amalgamate is hovering close, looking for affection.
Amalgamate is striking the wall with its claws.
Amalgamate is twitching affectionately.
Amalgamate's convulsions intensify.
Endogeny
AMALGAMATE - It's unclear how many dogs this counts as.
ENDOGENY - It's unclear how many dogs this counts as.
The Amalgamate's feelers rotate quickly. Nothing else happens.
You call the Amalgamate.
It bounds towards you, flecking a strange liquid from an orifice.
You try looking away, but it seems to appear everywhere you look.
You'd give it a tummy rub, but it's not clear where its tummy begins or ends.
You pet decisively. The Amalgamate seems to be satisfied by all this.
You pet the Amalgamate. It starts to generate a Stage I Happiness Froth.
You pet the Amalgamate. It convulses rapidly... Then calms down.
It rests quietly on your lap for a moment...

Suddenly, it shoots away and crawls wildly on the walls!

Amalgamate is too far away to pet. You just pet the air.
Amalgamate seems too tired to play.
You throw your weapon into the corner of the room.
The Amalgamate brings it back to you... Proudly?
You repeat this process a few times.
Now Amalgamate is very tired... It leans its dripping, amorphous body on you...
Amalgamate is not excited enough to play with...?
Mercy is for the weak.
Something about the way you fight... It's all flooding back!
She recognizes your fighting spirit... suddenly, memories are flooding back!
Something about that bad joke... It's all flooding back!
Suddenly, its memories are flooding back!
Seeing how nicely you treated its brother, the other Lost Soul remembers, too!
You asked the Lost Soul for help with a puzzle.
You asked the Lost Soul to cook something for you.
Somehow, it's flattered by this... memories are flooding back!
It nods its head solemnly... Seems like it will!
It seems like it's trying to remember...
You tell the Lost Soul you think that crosswords are tougher than jumble.
The other Lost Soul remembers this conversation, too!
Suddenly, she remembers... It's all flooding back!
Something stirs within her... It's all flooding back!
Suddenly, her memories are flooding back!
Seeing her remember you, the male Lost Soul tried hard to remember you, too!
You tell the Lost Soul you prefer butterscotch instead of cinnamon.
You tell the Lost Soul you prefer cinnamon instead of butterscotch.
Suddenly, her memories are flooding back!
Something stirs within him... It's all flooding back!
Something about this is so familiar to him...

You hug the Lost Soul.

Asriel readies "STAR BLAZING."
Asriel calls on "CHAOS SLICER."
Asriel readies "SHOCKER BREAKER II."
Asriel readies "CHAOS BLASTER."
Asriel readies "HYPER GONER."
ASRIEL DREEMURR ATK DEF The Absolute GOD of Hyperdeath!
Your items fill up with dreams.
You feel something resonating within ASRIEL.
You feel something strongly resonating within ASRIEL.
You feel something slightly resonating within ASRIEL.
You feel something weakly resonating within ASRIEL.
SAVING over ASRIEL's file seems like the only way to defeat him...
But, having never SAVED before, you lack the power to do it.
!?!?
You called out to your friends with all your heart.
From somewhere, you felt their support...
"The true final battle" was finally beginning.
STOP IT!!
STOP IT NOW!!!
Honk! HOOONK!
(Mime noises)
They're coming.
I love to laugh!
Send in the clowns.
They cannot worry for me.
Don't let them see me this way.
Laughter hides the pain.
Migospel is juggling balls of ants.
Migospel makes a balloon animal out of bees. Shape: Pile of bees

Migospel intentionally pratfalls. Twenty times.

Smells like bug-flavored cotton candy.
Migospel's clown aura fades.
Herssss
Ate Your Green Snakes
Eat Your Green Tasty Snakes
Parsnik's snakes shift to change hairstyles. Mohawk. Ponytail. Undercut.
Snakes play with a beach ball.
Smells like tasty snakes.
Moldessa hides behind its ears. ... arms?
Moldessa's face falls apart.
You adjust Moldessa's face.
You're blue now.
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
THAT'S MY ATTACK!
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
Napstablook eagerly awaits your response.
do you like it...
i call it "dapper blook"
You're going to be alright!
Don't lose hope!
It cannot end now!
TRY AGAIN!
HOLDING MY HAND SO I'LL TELL YOU THE ANSWER...
NO!!! I MUST RESIST!!
THERE'S NO SECRET TO MY LEGS.
JUST HARD WORK AND PERSEVERANCE...
HUMAN SOULS ARE STRONGER THAN MONSTER SOULS...
BUT THE SOLES OF OUR SHOES ON THE OTHER HAND...!
...ARE ABOUT THE SAME.

HAT DIALOGUE.
This switch doesn't even work...
Please press this switch. - TORIEL
Please press this switch too. - TORIEL
The fire isn't burning hot... Just pleasantly warm. You could put your hand inside.
Ribbit, ribbit. (Seems like the RUINS have finally opened up.)
(Maybe we should finally go out to the rest of the underground.)
(Huh? The barrier's open, too...?)
(... let's just take this one step at a time, OK?)
Ribbit ribbit. (How was your adventure?)
(It must have been difficult without being able to tell the enemy's feelings.)
Ribbit ribbit. (Finally, we can all remove these aging pink names.)
(Everyone gave you a big favor today.) (Try to respect that!)
(Oh, not you too!)
(... I suppose some things never change.)
hey there. this is just a little test.
I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING !
no. not today.
(Looks like cheese has a nibble taken out of it.)
i fell down a hole... now i cant get up...
go on without me...
wait, ghosts can fly, can't they...
oh well...
(It's a spider web.)
(There's a flyer for a bake sale on it.)
I know why --- climbed the mountain.
--- hated humanity.
Frisk... You really ARE different from ----- wasn't really the greatest person.
Hello... Are you all right?

You must be so lost and confused...

Ah, do not be afraid, my child.
I am TORIEL, caretaker of the RUINS.
I pass through here every day to see if anyone has fallen down.
You are the first human to come here in a long time.
I will do my best to protect you during your time here.
Come! I shall guide you through the catacombs.
Really,
Well, do what you will.
I'll be waiting for you!
Hey. Remember.
DON'T kill anyone.
I can't believe this is a REAL thing I have to remind you.
Hee hee hee...
Good luck!
Remember...
THIS time, you've GOT to become friends with everyone.
OK?
If you DON'T, you'll be miserable FOREVER.
And we wouldn't want THAT, would we?
No... We just want you to be happy, right?
Good luck.
Froggit, Whimsun. Vegetoid, Loox. Migosp, Moldsmal.
Think about those names.
Do you think any of those monsters have families?
Do you think any of them have friends?
Each one could have been someone else's Toriel.
Selfish brat.
Somebody is dead because of you.
But don't act so cocky.

I know what you did.

You murdered her.
And then you went back, because you regretted it.
Ha ha ha ha...
Not a scratch... Impressive! But still...
Prove to me you are strong enough to survive!
Already?
What will it take for you to learn your lesson?
Hello? Hello? This is TORIEL.
My apologies. A strange dog kidnapped my phone.
So if you called, I could not have helped you.
However, I have recovered it.
And you are still in that room, are you not?
What a good child you are.
Hello?
You do not have any allergies, do you?
Huh? Why am I asking?
No reason... No reason at all.
You can't stop looking at the socks.
(It felt strange to lie in the bed.)
(It feels entirely too small for you now.)
You send the line back out.
(It must be bigger on the inside.)
What's this called?
(It's a snow ball.)
(It's a plate of lukewarm spaghetti.)
(Seems like something tried eating it and just...) (Gave up.)
SEEING AS THIS SPAGHETTI IS STILL HERE SOMEHOW...
I HEREBY DONATE IT TO THE PUBLIC.
IT'S LIKE A PLAYGROUND FOR YOUR MOUTH!

WHAT!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

(This note is written very oddly, as if the paper was moving while it was written.)
(It says...) (Out to lunch...?)
(Shoot the opposing ship!) (You have just one shot.)
(UPDATE: AM I A ROYAL GUARDSMAN YET???)
It's some sort of checkpoint or sentry-station.
But there are bottles of ketchup, mustard, and relish sitting inside...
You must have something better to do than read this message.
I'm so happy!! Nice Cream is really changing the world!!
...then I'll still be able to sell to monsters, I hope.
If all humans are like you, I think it'll be a modest success!
Anyway...
Oh? About that piece I gave you?
...I never gave you anything.
Ah... I can feel that piece of me has been well taken care of.
Hmmm...? The barrier's opened up?
Hmmm... Then, if it's not too much to ask...
...could you take that piece of me to the surface?
I would really appreciate it.
So, did you take that piece of me very far away...?
Where's the piece!?
Ah, the barrier's open...?
You know I cannot move. Why are you telling me? To mock me?
Everyone may think you are a good person, but this snowman knows the truth.
Someday, your friends will realize your heart is as cold as my butt.
(You're carrying too many items.)
It's a pile of mushy snow.
(It's a tough-looking branch.) (It's too heavy to pick up.)
(It's been smashed like it was nothing...)
AND IT LOOKS SO FAMILIAR...!!!

uhhhh... i think it looks familiar...

because it's a rock?
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO LOOK AT A ROCK.
EXCUSES, EXCUSES!
REALLY THOUGH!!! THAT HUMAN!!!
DO I KNOW THAT PERSON???
do you not know...
who you know?
PBPBPPBPT!!
OF COURSE I KNOW WHO I KNOW!!
I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU KNOW...
I KNOW WHO I KNOW AS MUCH AS I KNOW I KNOW WHO I KNOW!
...YOU KNOW?
OH-HO! SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!
WHAT THE HECK!!! THEY DIDN'T SKIP IT!?!?
i'm tellin' ya. everyone likes word searches.
I CAN'T WORK IN THIS ENVIRONMENT!!
AND YOU DID IT ALL WITHOUT MY HELP...
I SUPPOSE THIS PROVES WHAT I SAID.
WE REALLY ARE BOUND TOGETHER.
TWO BONES IN THE SKELETAL ANATOMY OF FATE!!!
THAT'S HOW YOU APPEAR HERE NOW...
EVEN THOUGH IT'S VERY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO ESCAPE.
AMAZING!!!
I FEEL A SINCERE...
WAAAAAIT A SECOND!!
I STILL HAVE TO CAPTURE YOU!!!
WHOOPSIE-DOOPSIE!!
TO REACH THE EXIT, YOU WILL HAVE TO MEET...
THE KING.

THE KING OF ALL MONSTERS...

FEEL FREE TO COME BY AND HANG OUT!!!
SANS!!!! THE HUMAN IS ESCAPING!!!
YOU MADE THE PUZZLE TOO HARD!!
HEY YOU!!! GET BACK HERE!
what's the holdup? look, there's nothin to be afraid of.
it's just a dark cavern filled with skeletons and horrible monsters.
well?
remember... blue stop signs.
papyrus... ... finds difficulty in interesting places.
i guess despite all that, you still like word searches, huh...?
that means you can't be all bad.
...you must be really good at puzzles, huh?
it's impossible for you to have seen this one before.
hey, why didn't you ask for help?
i was right here.
you sure do like to exercise.
hmmm...
guess we didn't need your help to have a good time after all.
say, i've been thinking.
seems like you're gonna fight my brother pretty soon.
here's some friendly advice.
if you keep going the way you are now...
That dog from earlier...? It's at Grillby's. I think.
After work, all of the dogs go there to play cards together.
But that dog doesn't really know how to express itself.
So, it ends up playing alone, instead of introducing itself to the others...
We're all free?
OK, OK... I'll stop lounging around. Does that dog know?
...it probably doesn't, does it...?

I ASKED UNDYNE IF WE COULD ALL HANG...

BUT SHE SAID SOMETHING WEIRD.
SHE SAID SHE WON'T HANG OUT WITH A MURDERER.
BUT... HMM...
I DON'T REMEMBER MURDERERING ANYONE...
THOUGH I AM A PRETTY BRUTAL KIND OF GUY.
THEN SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT WANTING TO...
FIGHT SOME KIND OF BAD GUY.
BUT SHE SEEMS VERY... WEAK FROM SOMETHING.
SHE STEPPED OUT AND COLLAPSED IN THE DOORWAY.
SO I'M JUST WAITING HERE IN CASE SHE NEEDS ME.
SINCE SHE HATES BEING WAITED ON HAND AND FOOT.
I THINK WE'LL HAVE TO HANG OUT LATER...
HEY, I...
REALLY DOUBT WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO HANG.
IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE, BUT...
YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH NOT ME.
UNDYNE'S HOME, BUT SHE ISN'T FEELING WELL.
I DON'T THINK WE CAN HANG OUT.
IT SEEMS LIKE SHE CAUGHT HEAT-STROKE OR SOMETHING.
SOMEONE MUST HAVE BROUGHT HER BACK HOME...
BECAUSE SHE CAN BARELY MOVE.
BUT SHE IS MUTTERING ABOUT DESTROYING YOU.
SO THAT'S A GOOD VITAL SIGN.
IN ANY CASE, I DON'T THINK WE CAN HANG OUT.
I'M JUST WAITING HERE IN CASE SHE NEEDS ME.
SO, I GUESS YOU CAN RUN ALONG.
UNDYNE IS SICK, SO SHE CAN'T PLAY TODAY.
GREAT!!! BECAUSE SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE.
BEING READY EARLY! IT SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU CARE!!

EVEN IF SHE'S NOT HERE TO SEE THAT.

HELLO, MY FRIEND.
WHAT BRINGS YOU TO PAPYRUS TOWN?
HELLO... H-HOW ARE YOU, MY F-FRIEND?
I'M FEELING VERY NOT SUSPICIOUS TODAY.
HEY, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.
LET'S HANG OUT WITH UNDYNE LATER.
I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I'M READY!
I'M SO GLAD YOU AND UNDYNE ARE FRIENDS NOW.
YOU TWO GO TOGETHER LIKE PASTA AND BURNING!
OH, HEY...
YOU'RE LEAVING SOON, RIGHT!?
DON'T COME HERE TO SAY GOODBYE!!
GOODBYES AREN'T ALLOWED IN MY TOWN.
JUST SEE-YOU- LATERS.
IT SEEMS UNDYNE HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU.
SHE'S THE PERSON THAT'S NOT ME.
ALPHYS SEEMS TO HAVE DISAPPEARED.
DON'T WORRY, THAT'S NORMAL.
YOU SHOULD GO TO HER LAB.
I'M SUPPOSED TO PUT THESE NUMBERS TOGETHER.
WOW! BEING A GOOD HOST IS A REAL WORKOUT!
TAKE A LOOK AROUND!
SO YOU CAME BACK TO SEE ME!
Seems like someone was walking in circles just to make noises...
Come on! What are you doing!
--- huh?
(There's a pile of yellow names in the trash pile.)
(Your persistent garbage habit shows no signs of payoff.)
(Trash.)

Stir harder!
HARDER!
Left? You fool!
THIS BURNER ONLY GOES ONE WAY!!!
See!? This is how you The sugar is for tea, mmm'kay?
What? You wanna throw the spear at it?
That container's empty.
DANG! WHAT A SHAME...
I THOUGHT UNDYNE COULD BE FRIENDS WITH YOU.
BUT I GUESS...
I OVERESTIMATED HER.
SHE'S JUST NOT UP TO THE CHALLENGE.
CHALLENGE!? What!?
Papyrus! Wait a second...!
Darnit!
He thinks I can't be friends with YOU!?
Fuhuhu! What a joke!
I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!
I'll show him!
Listen up, human.
We're not just going to be friends.
We're going to be...
BESTIES.
I'll make you like me so much...
You won't be able to think of anyone else!!!
Fuhuhuhu! It's the PERFECT REVENGE!!
Well, see ya later, punk!!
Well, see ya later, punk...
OH!!! WAIT!!

This is sudden, but...

Can you deliver something for me?
Papyrus suggested that I ask you.
But he told me when I still hated you, so...
Uh! Anyway!!! Here! Just take it!
Well, what are you waiting for!?
Go deliver it!!!
Uhhhh... Oh, yeah...
It's addressed to Dr. Alphys.
OK, see you!!
Can you...
Hey, wait! Your inventory's full.
Uh, well, I'll be at Papyrus's.
Come see me when you have less stuff!
Tra la la. The waters are wild today. That's good luck...
Tra la la. The waters are wild today. That's bad luck...
Tra la la. Eat a mushroom everyday.
Why? Then I know you're listening to me...
Tra la la. Remember to take a break every-so-often...
Tra la la. Did you ever hear the old song coming from the sea?
Tra la la. What's inside an acorn? It's really just a mystery.
Tra la la. Dancing on a boat is danger. But good exercise...
Tra la la. I heard ASGORE has a favorite food.
Tra la la. I heard spiders have a favorite food.
It's spiders.
Tra la la. The piano plays the tinkling song.
Hmm... tinkling.
Tra la la. You can never have too many hot-dogs.
...sadly, that's not true.
Tra la la. The angel is coming... Tra la la.

Hum hum hum. Hum hum hum. I'm having a little concert.
Pet pet pet... The neck stretches infinitely into the cosmos.
...don't worry about it.
Ah,
Tra la la. What's a game you can play with a dog?
Asking for a friend...
Tra la la. Why don't you sing with me. Tra la la.
Tra la la. Uh oh. Suddenly, feeling tropical...
Tra la la. Hmmm...
I should have worn a few more pairs of pants today.
I should have worn a few million more pairs of pants today.
Tra la la. Tri li li. Tre le le.
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Tra la la. Somewhere, it's
. So be careful.
Tra la la. If it's hot or cold, you can count on me.
Tra la la. The water is very wet today.
Tra la la. The water is very dry today.
Tra la la. What's my name? ... It doesn't really matter.
Tra la la. Humans, monsters... Flowers.

Tra la la. Beware of the man who came from the other world.
Come again some time. Tra la la.
Oh! Did y'hear!!!

...
I got nothing else... To talk about...
I've been wondering when we're all gonna go free.
S-since... if we did... How would I ever know?
Well, I'll keep my tentacles out for you! Y'hear!
As soon as I know I'll be the first to tell you! Y'hear!!
It's gotta be any day now!
Strongly felt x left. Shouldn't proceed yet.
hey, i really respect what you did back there.
(You hear a small voice.)
Congratulations!
What's wrong with you!
Yo...
Yo! Ready yet?
Yo! You got us an umbrella?
You're the best!
Yo! You can't hold an umbrella either?
If you're walking anyway, I guess I'll go with you, haha...
Yo, I already looked, Undyne's not over here.
So I guess I'll see ya later, haha.
See ya later!
Put up your umbrella and climb on my shoulders.
Yo, dude... I... I heard some things, and...
What? Look over here? What for
They just stood there... Watching... Waiting for me to fall.
I was so scared, and you...
Undyne... You.... You saved me!
Huh? They ran away?
Yo, you're wrong...
They went to get help!

They'll be back any second!!

O-okay, I'll go home...
I KNEW you would come back here!
You abandoned your friend just so you could run away!
And! And!
...and something's been bothering me, too.
The whole time I was chasing after you...
I felt something... Strange.
The echoes of something warm, something...
Something like "I miss being friends with you."
BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
I WOULD NEVER GET CHUMMY WITH A COWARD LIKE YOU!
You! You must have been mind-controlling me!
Manipulating people to make them like you... What a Grade-A FREAK!
Now enough! For everyone's hopes! For everyone's dreams!
And for my own freaking dignity!
I, UNDYNE, will knock you down!
Alphys's history books made me think humans were compassionate...
You're just a remorseless criminal!
You wander through the caverns, attacking anyone in your path.
Self-defense? Please.
You didn't kill them because you had to.
You killed them because it was easy for you.
Because it was fun for you.
Do you think it was fun when I found out...?
Do you think it's fun when people's family members...
...never come home? Is that fun?
Shyren, who was just learning to sing...
...was dead, because of the whims of a single human?
A teenage comedian who fell in with the wrong crowd...

Doggo, who always made me laugh...

Those two sweet dogs, who always took care of each other...
...were dead, because of the whims of a single human?
That big dog, who wanted nothing more than to play...
Lesser Dog, who wanted nothing more than affection...
The Snowdin Canine Unit had been completely decimated.
My troops and friends, destroyed... Is that fun?
No.
But your time's up, villain!
You won't hurt anyone else.
A knight in shining armor has appeared.
NGAHHH!!!
I'll show you how determined monsters truly are!
Come on! Step forward and let's end this!
Forget it.
Look.
Papyrus didn't come to his meeting today.
Say what you want about him.
He's weird, he's naive, he's self- absorbed...
But Papyrus has NEVER missed a meeting.
And no matter what time you call him on the phone...
Night, day, afternoon, morning...
He ALWAYS answers within the first two rings.
But now he's gone.
And his brother isn't around, either.
...
What did you do to him?
What did you DO TO HIM?
Papyrus, who I have trained every day...
Even though I KNOW he's too goofy to ever hurt anyone...

Go ahead. Prepare however you want.

But when you step forward...
I will KILL you.
Hahaha... It's just like you to run away.
YOU DESTROYED THEIR HOME!
Us ghosts spend our whole lives looking for a proper vessel.
Slowly, slowly, we grow closer to our new bodies...
Until one day, we too may become corporeal beings.
Beings able to laugh, love, and dance like any other...
But YOU!!!! My cousin's future...! You took it all away!
HUMAN! I hope you're not too attached to YOUR body...
Beause your SOUL's about to get EVICTED!!!
When you talked to them, they thought they were in for a nice chat...
But the things you SAID...!
Horrible. Shocking! UNBELIEVABLE!
It spooked them right out of their dummy!
HUMAN! I'll scare your SOUL out of your body!
YOU...!
You...
Shucks! You were really boring!
They got annoyed and flew away like any self- respecting spectre.
Well then. Well then! WELL THEN!
Boring people are crumbs sticking to the face of this world.
Human!
I'll wipe you away with the dainty handkerchief of vengeance!
just warning you...
so you don't accidentally follow me to my house...
you probably wouldn't like that...
oh hey... you... followed me...
my house is up here...

so you probably don't want to come this way...

hope that helps...
i'm... working on a mix cd... make yourself at home...?
uh, do you wanna... listen to some tunes...
or something...
oh..............
oh... a classic spooktune... they don't make songs like this anymore...
dang... that ambience... it's like my whole body is being spooked...
oh, this one... once you learn the lyrics it's hard not to sing along...
ooo ooo oooo ooo ooo oooo oo oo ooo oo ooo
oh............... mettaton........ i'm a huge fan........
..... oh, hi
human... i'll never forget...
that time you tried to destroy me... but... you failed....
oh... hey... you...
followed me... into my house...
...m-make yourself at home???
oh... you really came...
(You still need to recover after all that lying down.)
i mean...
really, i'm working... i don't want the boss to get mad at me...
especially since i'm my own boss...
(No point in giving it an umbrella now.)
Neat, huh?
Ah... seems my horoscope is the same as last week's...
I can't run any longer... Somebody, anybody...
I'm gonna run around in a huge field of flowers.
Maybe I could jump without hitting my head.
...I wanna... I wanna...
You wanna ride a train, right, honey?

I'll climb this mountain and...

I just want everyone to be happy...
Hey, I haven't seen you around before.
It's nice to meet new people, isn't it?
I... I don't know you.
Bun-bun-bun-bun-bun...
NO.
That...
She was just standing there waiting FOREVER, and then you just...!!!
Thanks for stepping on my face. Here's the 3 gold.
(You got 3 gold.)
X - Quit
Th-that last question...
He wasn't s-supposed to ask that one...
(Yellow feet are tapping just behind the door.)
I... I just need a moment.
MILK, SUGAR, AND EGGS! YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND THEM ON THE BACK
COUNTER!
GREAT JOB! JUST PUT THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS COUNTER!
WHAT'S THE MATTER? NOT A CAN FAN? THAT'S TOO BAD!
MTT-BRAND USES ONLY THE FRESHEST ARTIFICIAL INGREDIENTS AND CHEMICALS!
(It's a battery-powered forcefield.)
Wh... What are you...
(You found the sugar.)
(You found the milk.)
Don't worry!
I'll hack into the light system and brighten it up!
Uh well I mean (Cooking w/ a Killer Robot)
THAWELL, DARLING...!

WELL, WELL, WELL.

WELLY WELL WELL.
WELL WELLY WELL WELL, WELL WELL WELLY.
YOU NEVER STEPPED ON A GREEN TILE.
AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.
Okay, I'm back!
A-another dark room, huh?
OHHHHHH YESSS!!!
THIS IS METTATON, REPORTING LIVE FROM MTT NEWS!
FORTUNATELY, OUR CORRESPONDENT IS OUT THERE, REPORTING LIVE!
BRAVE CORRESPONDENT! PLEASE FIND SOMETHING NEWSWORTHY TO REPORT!
OUR TEN WONDERFUL VIEWERS ARE WAITING FOR YOU!!
THAT'S...
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A GLASS OF WATER!
BUT WHAT'S ASTONISHING ABOUT THIS GLASS OF WATER...
IS HOW UNINTERESTING IT IS!
LIKE ALL GLASSES OF WATER, IT'S COMPRISED OF WATER, GLASS, NITROGLYCERIN...
THAT'S NOT A GLASS OF WATER!!!
A BOMB!!!
OH NO!!! THIS NEWS REPORT...
IS TURNING INTO A DISASTER REPORT!!!
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A MOVIE SCRIPT!
OH MY! AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S FOR MY LATEST FILM!
LET'S NOT KEEP THEM WAITING! LET'S OPEN IT UP AND GET THE SCOOP!
...OH??? WHAT'S THAT INSIDE THE SCRIPT?
THAT TICKING SOUND... THAT LIT FUSE...
OH MY!!! LOOKS LIKE I WAS WRONG ABOUT THE MOVIE!
WE DEFINITELY HAVE A BOX OFFICE BOMB ON OUR HANDS!
AND IT'S ABOUT TO BLAST YOU TO BITS!
BUT DON'T GET TOO EXCITED!

ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A BASKETBALL!

AH. BASKETBALLS.
CIRCLES OF FUN. ORBS OF JOY. SPHERES OF AMUSEMENT.
BUT YOU SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH THIS ONE. IT'S AN MTT-BRAND FASHIONBALL.
PROPER MAINTENANCE IS REQUIRED TO KEEP IT LOOKING GOOD.
AS YOU CAN SEE, EVEN EXPOSURE TO HUMAN BODY HEAT CAUSES THE PAINT TO
SLOUGH OFF.
THAT'S NOT A BASKETBALL.
THAT'S A BOMB!!!
OH NO!!! THIS SPORT REVIEW...
IS TURNING INTO A SHORT REVIEW!
BECAUSE IT'LL BE OVER. AFTER YOU BLOW UP.
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A PRESENT!
AND IT'S TIME FOR THE UNBOXING VIDEO!!!
LET'S FIND OUT WHAT'S INSIDE!!
THAT ROUND, BLACK SHAPE... COULD IT BE???
LOOKS LIKE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR.
IF SANTA GAVE PEOPLE BOMBS INSTEAD OF PRESENTS!!
REALLY THOUGH. A BOMB. WHAT A THOUGHTFUL GIFT.
THEY EVEN DECIDED TO LIGHT IT FOR YOU!
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A VIDEO GAME!
THIS ACTION-PACKED GAME IS GUARANTEED TO BLOW YOU AWAY!
STRANGE ENEMIES! STRANGE ALLIES! ATTRACTIVE ROBOTS!
FEATURING UP TO SIX ARBITRARY DIALOGUE CHOICES AT ONCE!
CORRESPONDENT! LET'S LOOK INSIDE THE CASE!
...THOSE RED CYLINDERS WITH BURNING FUSES...
OH NO! THIS GAME LITERALLY IS DYNAMITE!
I GUESS THEY WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!!!
VIDEO-GAMES DO CAUSE VIOLENCE!
OR AT LEAST THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO.

OH MY!
THAT DOG'S A BOMB!
D-don't worry!
I installed a bomb-defusing program on your phone!
WELL DONE, DARLING!
YOU'VE DEACTIVATED ALL OF THE BOMBS!
IF YOU DIDN'T DEACTIVATE THEM, THE BIG BOMB WOULD HAVE EXPLODED IN TWO
MINUTES.
NOW IT WON'T EXPLODE IN TWO MINUTES!
INSTEAD IT'LL EXPLODE IN TWO SECONDS!
GOODBYE, DARLING!
W-wow... W-we really showed him, huh?
H-hey, I know I was kind of weird at first...
But I really think I'm getting more...
Uh, more...
M-more confident about guiding you!
S-so don't worry about that b-big d-dumb robot...
I-I'll protect you from him!
A-and if it really c-came down to it, we could just t-turn...
Um, nevermind.
Later!
Try to go for the one in the top- right next!
Great job! Head to the left next!
Great job! Head to the right next!
You couldn't even get one bomb...!?
Great job! Head for the center! There's one left there!
Great job! Head for the center!
I'm using, uh, EM fields to trap the glass of water there!
Great job! There's only one left in the bottom-right!
Great job! There's only one left at the top!

Great job! There's only one left at the top-right!

Great job! There's only one left at the bottom-left!
It's... it's...
TIME:
TIME:0
120 SECONDS LEFT! DEFUSE 6 BOMBS!
SECONDS LEFT!
HURRY UP!
BOMBS LEFT!
TIME'S RUNNING OUT!
DO YOUR BEST!
SPEED UP!
RUN! RUN! RUN!
GIVE IT YOUR ALL!
DON'T WAIT UP!
Did you hear what she said?
I heard that they hate everybody.
And even if they gave us money, I heard...
...a certain stingy human hates spiders.
Welcome to our parlor, dearie~ Interested in some spider pastries?
All proceeds go to real spiders~
H... hey...
D... don't worry about it...
I can always...
I can always build a different robot!
REALLY? WHERE?
CLEVER... VERY CLEVER.
H... huh? I... I guess this was the right way.
I-I c-couldn't keep the power off long enough...
No, no, we've got this, it's just a little further!

Oh my god... Are you hurt?

I... I'm so sorry, I... I gave you the wrong order.
Everything's going to be fine, okay?
H-hey, why don't you try to go to the right first?
Okay, you should be able to make it through here...
Sorry, I... I...
I thought that...
Let's try the right path instead.
H-h-hey! You did it!
I was worried I messed it up there...
But I guess we make a pretty good team!
We've, like, received an anonymous tip about a human wearing a striped shirt.
Bummer. This is, like... Mega embarrassing.
We, like, actually totally have to kill you and stuff.
(The elevator isn't working.)
What? The elevator should be working...
W-well then! Go to the right and keep heading up!
W-well then! Let's go to the left!
(This half of the door is unlocked.)
(The door is open.)
(It's a half-empty bag of dog food.)
(It's a half-empty bag of dog food.)
(You just remembered something funny.)
Hi.
(Didn't work.)
Th... there.
Be careful, okay?
I didn't explain the lasers well enough, and..
If I hadn't... If I hadn't...
Um, delayed using my hacking skills, I mean...

...sorry.
Sorry.
Actually, since you stepped out of the RUINS, I've, um...
I was originally going to stop you, but...
Watching you, I felt like... like I was seeing an old friend.
S-so, ahhh, now I want to help you!
Originally, I built him to be an entertainment robot.
Uh, you know, like a robotic TV star or something.
Like, um...
Heh.
(The cup of water returned to the water cooler.)
(The cup of water was erased by a mysterious force.)
Why don't you try? Try using the console?
Wow? You solved it?
So we're all gonna go free...?
Does that mean I don't get to go to work?
Like, NO WAY you're getting by us.
But, between you and me... I think you could go through that creepy lab over there.
Between you, me, and my bro here, I mean.
I tell him ALL my secrets.
Hey! No loitering!
Like, just kidding. I don't care. Like, loiter your heart out.
You didn't tell her, did you...?
(There's no response.)
hey, frisk, what's with that weird expression?
Sans, did I tell you about the time Frisk flirted with me...?
And then asked to call me "mother?"
I felt so embarrassed for them.
oh boy.
WOW, FRISK...

THIS REALLY PUTS OUR RELATIONSHIP IN A NEW LIGHT.

hey, tori, do you have any other embarrassing stories?
Oh, do I ever!
But, I think that story is one of the most unbelievable.
It is hard to think anyone would want to flirt with me.
Ehehe...
Ehehehe...
AHA! AHAHAH! HA!! HA!!!
Oh, Toriel. You have NO idea.
oh hey, what's up, frisk?
we were just talking about you.
apparently you asked to call tori "mom" right after meeting her?
Well, it was not RIGHT after.
It took a couple minutes.
frisk... i gotta tell ya.
that's, uh, not the best way to get to know someone.
IT'S NOT???
Papyrus, we've been over this.
WHATEVER, MOM!!!
Don't talk back to me like that!
Go to your room, Papyrus!
OK, UNDYNE.
Wait! Don't ACTUALLY go to your room!!
I'M GETTING MIXED MESSAGES HERE!!!
Hey, punk! What's up!?
A-ACHOO!
Papyrus, how can you stand this cold?
I HAVE NO SKIN.
So why don't we stand in Grillby's instead?
BECAUSE I HATE GREASE.

But you don't have a stomach!!

NO, BUT I HAVE STANDARDS!!!
Papyrus...
Why do you live in an icy wasteland?
THE RENT'S CHEAP.
Really? Don't you live in a huge house?
YEAH, BUT MY BROTHER PAYS FOR IT.
Where's your brother get the money to pay for it...?
OH, THAT'S SIMPLE.
IT'S A MYSTERY.
So? What are you waiting for?
The sooner you get it over with, the better!
Hey, you sure are carrying a lot of things.
If someone needed to give you a thing, they sure couldn't!
Oh, Frisk, if you're not busy...
Ready?
(He leaves them in the kitchen and the hallway.)
(You'll need both keys to get through.)
So you finally made it...
come on. really?
wait a second.
that look on your face while i was talking...
you've already heard my spiel, haven't you?
i suspected something like this.
you're always acting like you know what's going to happen.
like you've seen it all before.
how 'bout we make it a third?
that's the expression of someone who's died thrice in a row.
hey, what comes after "thrice," anyway?
wanna help me find out?

that's the expression of someone who's died quice in a row.

quice? frice?
welp, won't have to use it again anyways.
that's the expression of someone who's died five times in a row.
convenient, huh? that's one for each finger.
but soon...
that's the expression of someone who's died six times in a row.
that's the number of fingers on a mutant hand.
that's the expression of someone who's died seven times in a row.
hey, that's good. seven's supposed to be a lucky number.
who knows, maybe you'll hit the jackpot...
that's the expression of someone who's died eight times in a row.
that's the number of fingers on a spider.
nope, wait, that's definitely nine, sorry.
or was it ten?
that's the expression of someone who's died ten times in a row.
hey, congrats! the big one-oh!
let's invite all your friends over for a big shindig.
we can have pie, and hot dogs, and...
hmmm... wait. something's not right.
you don't have any friends.
OK! Y-you should... You should...
W-wait! No, I think you should h-head up!
Alright, now just keep heading up!
...That pit... Isn't on my map.
Forget it! Let's try the left side!
H-hey, aren't you gonna use the elevator?
I guess you can go this way!
If there wasn't a huge pit in the way...?
Wh... where'd this pit come from?

You should be able to walk across here...

Uuuh, I think... Umm...
...uhhh, you already s-solved them?
Awesome!
A-another laser, huh?
I'm sorry, I won't play around this time.
Hold on a second!!
(If someone's there, they aren't answering the door.)
(You hear irritated groans from the inside.)
(Sounds like only fire lives here now.)
The western room is the eastern room's blueprint.
The far door is not an exit. It simply marks a rotation in perspective.
These books are worn... They must have been read many times.
The ends of the tools have been filed down to make them safer.
Seems like gardening tools.
Look at these cool toys! They don't interest you at all.
Throne Room
(It's a coffin.) (There's a name engraved on it.)
(" --- .")
It's a clothes drawer. There are robes, button-up shirts...
...and a pink, hand-knit sweater that says "Mr. Dad Guy."
(It's just a chair.)
(It's a throne.)
(The fridge is full of unopened containers of snails.)
The switch is stuck now.
(It's a fridge.) (It's strangely warm.)
MILK? EGGS? IN THE FRIDGE?
NO WAY, DARLING! THEY'D GET COLD!!!
Um, is it really a good idea to be getting a snack?
Well, I guess I really shouldn't judge you...

After all, I'm the one eating potato chips in my PJs!

Uhhh, I mean... H-hey, go over to the right!
H-hey! Head over to the right!
(It's just a regular wall.)
(East...) (The End.)
(Get lost...) (And stay that way.)
(Why not relax and have a nice snack?)
(It's completely trashed.) (There's no way it could ever be repaired.)
(It seems to be turned off.)
(None of the buttons work.) (It seems to have lost power.)
(It's locked from the inside.)
(It's a Wall of Fame full of quotes and photos from visiting celebrities.)
"The food is to die for!" "Gorgeous style and fragrance!" "My face tastes beautiful!"
(... these are all Mettaton.)
(It's a lamp.) (There's no lightswitch.)
(It says that stars make their own light...)
(Rich history of Tem.)
(An empty photo frame.) (Someone's dusted it off.)
(It's a family photograph.) (Everyone is smiling.)
It's a history book. Here's a random page...
(There are photo albums...) (Scrapbooks...) (Books on how to make tea...)
(They all seem very worn.)
(It's a golden flower.)
Just a regular old bucket of snails.
You have seen this type of plant before but do not know its name.
Oh! It is a "water sausage."
It's a door.
(This flag has nothing else to offer.)
There's a hole here.
(It's a beat-up pirate flag.)

(It's an oven.) (It looks pretty modern.)

OH YES! MTT-BRAND OVENS CAN REACH TEMPERATURES UP TO NINE-THOUSAND
DEGREES!
ROASTING! TOASTING! BURNING! CHARRING! YOU'RE EXCITED, AREN'T YOU,
DARLING? (TM)
(It's the oven.) (Looks like someone forgot to preheat it.)
You're being kind of creepy.
I love how, um, thoughtful Papyrus is...
But what the hell am I supposed to do with all these bones?
(The clock is broken.)
(There are a bunch of VHSes.) (Seems like it's mostly cartoons of some kind.)
(They seem to be alphabetized, save for a few stray...) (... sticky ones?)
PLEASE DON'T ENTER THE MYSTERIOUS SHACK.
HELLO. THAT'S NOT MY HOUSE.
THAT'S JUST MY COOL TOOLSHED.
Do you call it your COOLSHED!?
NO!!! I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!
THAT'S WHY WE'RE FRIENDS, UNDYNE.
YOU ENRICH MY LIFE WITH SHED- BASED PUNS.
That's the only one I've ever made, dude.
YOU SHOULD LEARN A PRIVACY.
(You can't go through the fire exit because you're not made of fire.)
(It's a performance schedule.) (Comedians, dancers, Sans...) (Seems there's a break
now.)
(It's some sort of giant bottle of perfume.) (Eau de Rectangle.)
(The cap is so comically large, you can't open it.)
(She's waiting for someone to let her out.)
(The gems on the southern wall shine in a spectacular pattern.)
(It's a nice thing you can see the southern wall from this angle.)
(It's a drawing of a golden flower.)
Inside the drawer are flower seeds and some broken crayons.

(It's a painting of a cartoon bone.)

(It's a specifically-regular -sized sink.)
THIS ISN'T A SHOW ABOUT WASHING YOUR HANDS, DARLING.
THAT'S ON WEDNESDAYS!
What? I'm not gonna serenade you.
(There are a bunch of VHSes.) (Seems like it's mostly cartoons of some kind.)
(It's a spooky old TV.) (Most of the buttons are worn away...)
(Though the channel changing buttons look good as new.)
(Rope.) (Looks like this dog does all its own stunts.)
(It's some kind of TV show featuring Mettaton.)
(It's a note.) Howdy! Help yourself to anything you want!
(The stovetop is very clean.) (Someone must use fire magic instead.)
(It's a twin-sized bed.)
(It's a microwave.) (That's great if you're a microwave fan.)
MTT-BRAND MICROWAVE! ORIGIN OF THE MTT CHALLENGE!
PUT YOUR FOOD IN AND SET THE MICROWAVE ON HIGH FOR FIVE MINUTES...
IF YOU CAN STILL RECOGNIZE YOUR MEAL, WE'LL DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK!!!
STILL FIDDLING WITH THAT MICROWAVE, EH, DARLING?
CAN'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING TOTALLY ENAMORED WITH AN ELECTRONIC BOX.
(In the sink is a teacup in the shape of a fish.)
(Finally, the pieces of the puzzle are coming together.) (The jigsaw puzzle.)
(There are a lot of striped shirts in here.)
(It's a teacup shaped like a yellow lizard.) (It's full of soda.)
After all, humans have proven their SOULs don't need these things to exist.
(Small puddle forming.)
(Medium puddle forming.)
(Large puddle forming.)
(A small tree is growing in the puddle.)
(It's a bathroom sign.)
(Inside the drawer is a silver key.)

(You put it on your keychain.)

(Clothes and trombones are shoved in haphazardly.)
(It's glued to the table.)
X left.
That comedian...
The comedian got away. Failure.
(Yes, you read that correctly.)
AWARE OF DOG pleas pet dog
hOI!! u shud check out... TEM SHOP!!!
yaYA!! i AGREES!! shud check... TEM SHOP!!!
(Seems like the mouse has freed some of the cheese from the crystal somehow.)
We can go and see the real stars now...
But I still don't know what those are.
Wait a second... Auuuugh, it's summer vacation!
Hey, did you hear? The barrier's opened up!
Now school HAS to be cancelled, right!?
Hm? Nice try, but your loitering technique still needs work.
There will be lots of places to loiter on the surface, I bet.
Of course, an experienced viewer like me knows CGI when they see it...
The barrier's opened up, so we don't have to go to work today.
I mean, sure, we're free, but it's the little things, you know?
And that's not even counting me!
Today, we all started as co-workers...
Who knows what we'll be tomorrow?
(Seems like the mouse hacked the safe and took the cheese out.)
It's so nice to have you over!
Why not take a seat at the table?
Sit at the freakin' table, you little nerd.
I... I... I didn't want to, but that girl... even though I told her no, she...
Maybe I can sell it online and double my money back...

(It's just a regular flower.)

From now on, call me "Jimmy Hotpants."
Sn... ow... y...
It really feels overdue, doesn't it?
Frisk, darling. Can you help me with something?
What kind of merchandise do you think humans would want to buy...?
I've thought of a few ideas so far.
Buttons (with my face) Stickers (with my face) CDs (with my face)
Posters (with my face) T-shirts (with my face) Underwear (with my face)
...and plush dolls of TORIEL.
But, you know. With my face instead of hers.
So what do you think?
(A yes or no prompt was not provided.)
Fabulous! I completely agree!
Oh, Frisk. Why don't you go see how Alphys is doing?
Since the flash of light she's been working hard to set everything right.
Ha-Ha. About time, huh?
(By barking with text-to-speech on, the dog accidentally programmed a whole
game.)
(Hmmm... seems fine.)
Mettaton looked really... Really cool in that dress.
It sort of makes me feel like I could wear one, too!
But the hot dog guy left... Even though all of his stuff is still here.
...guess he's just too lazy to clean it away.
I wanted another hot dog. But the hot dog guy never came back.
Toasty bun!
(You tried to pet the dog, but it collapsed into a pile of fluff...)
(Seems like it was actually just a dog-shaped husk of dog residue.)
(It's a pile of dog residue.)
Take your time.

30G - Bisicle
45G - Bisicle
70G - Bisicle
Thanks for your purchase.
Just looking?
That's not enough money.
You're carrying too much.
Buy it for
G?
Take it.
If you're really hurtin' for cash, then maybe you could do some crowdfunding.
I hear people will pay for ANYTHING nowadays.
Nothing left.
...haven't planned much more than that, I'm afraid.
Heals 18HP (Looks like a crab.)
Armor: 5DF (
DF) Invincible longer
Weapon: 2AT (
AT) Invincible longer
Don't be shy now.
Woah there! I've got some neat junk for sale.
Wah ha ha! I knew you could do it!
Careful with that.
You're a bit short on cash.
You're carrying too much!
Here we are.
Eh? You can't afford it?
Don't you have enough?
Emblem's meaning (NEW)
For the last time, I'm not taking it!

I wouldn't buy your chitzy garbage at knifepoint.

What's that? You want me to repeat myself?
Heck no! Your eyes still work... Go read a book or something! Wahaha!
SOLD OUT!
00G - Junk Food
000G - Empty Gun
--- SOLD OUT --000G - Cowboy Hat
000G - Mystery Key
Bratty! We're gonna be rich!
So are you gonna buy it??
You need WAY more money.
You have TOO many items!!!
We're all $$$$$old out! Mee-YOW!
B.Pants Hangout? (NEW)
That Kind of Guy (NEW)
Freedom
I'm a human
Do You Like Cats
The till is empty.
Well, that kind of guy...
You hang out with him once, then he wants to hang out...
All. The. Time.
Oh, uh...
Hmmm... Now that we're gonna be free...
Me? Yeah, I LOVE cats!
They're, like, SO tasty!!
Me? Yeah, I LOVE cats!
They're, like, SO cute!!!
Nope!!!

Yeah!! He should come look for junk with us!

But like, if we let him hang out with us... I just worry it'll...
...be really super fun!
Um, that was NOT what I was gonna say.
But I was close, right!?
But don't you feel bad for him, Bratty?
Poor Burgerpants...
Think about how cool we are compared to him!!!
We'd be saving his LIFE with our friendship!!
His LIFE, Bratty!!
Uh, so?
...
Think of all the glamburgers he could get for us!!
...so is he free after work?
Heals 60HP Don't ask. Please.
SOLD OUT
The customer is always right.
Anything else you need?
What can I do for you, little buddy?
How can I help you, O customer?
That's not the right amount of money.
You don't have room.
We don't HAVE any more.
Take what you want, little buddy.
Here you go, little buddy.
Don't worry about it.
Sorry... You can't take it for free.
You gotta drop some stuff.
Like I'm making THAT again.
Here you go, little weirdo.

Catty's Invitation (NEW)

Catty's Invitation
Bratty and Catty
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE.
Hmmm... Why not try selling that to the two chicks in the alley?
Thank you, little buddy.
So, uh, what time would they wanna hang out?
Everyone calls me burgerpants now.
But you won't, will you, little buddy?
So we're free now.
Does that mean my double- date is cancelled...?
I know, it wasn't really a... A date.
Here's a trick, little buddy: Lie to yourself all the time. It makes you feel better.
1000G - tem flake (premiem)
thanks PURCHASE!
WAO!!! bag... FULLS!
no more item...
in fack... PRICE MAY ALREADY BE LOWERS!!! WOA!!!!
Congra-tem-lations!!!
yaYA!!! tem got degree in TEM STUDIES! tem can tell you all about tem's DEEP
HISTORY!!!
WOA!!
u gota...
s!!!
s... but i gota pay for colleg,
You will regret this.
thas ALOT o muns... can tem realy acepts...
tem bak from cool leg,
NO!
G-

(thanks PURCHASE)
G)
yayA!
(You visited the trash can.)
GREAT FRIDGE, ISN'T IT?
(It's a saggy old couch.)
WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN MY BED?
ARE YOU TIRED?
(Complex manuals and children's books.)
(The bookshelf is filled with complex tomes about puzzle creation.)
(And children's books.)
(The computer's internet browser is opened to a social media site.)
(Looks like this dog makes a lot of bad posts on-line.)
(Text to speech is on.)
(Seems like the dog barks, and it translates to these bad posts.)
(It doesn't really know what it's saying.)
(Seems like most bad posts on-line, are actually this dog.)
(Thinking about this...) (Brings you relief.)
(Action figures of many sexy robots.)
WOW, YOU'RE SO EAGER TO DATE ME...
WOW, YOU'RE SO EAGER TO HANG OUT...
YOU'RE TRYING TO GO INTO MY HOUSE WITHOUT ME!
THAT'S REALLY WEIRD!!!
(It's unlocked.)
FORGET IT.
(This sink is so tall, you can't even wash your hands...)
HOW NICE OF YOU TO CHECK MY MAIL FOR ME.
WAIT, NO. THAT'S VERY STRANGE.
STOP LOOKING IN MY EMPTY MAILBOX.
THAT'S MY EMPTINESS, NOT YOURS.

Huh? Yes, I'm taking my bunny for a walk.

It's just a very slow one.
Usually one of those dogs chases my little Cinnamon around.
Here's your money back. You can pay me if you're going to stay overnight.
I think I've figured it out. ... no, nevermind.
That lady over there's been going for a walk for a while now.
...but she hasn't moved an inch from where she's standing.
W-well, I haven't either, but I don't want her to notice me over here...
......
Politics.
What if I ran for mayor...?
I don't think I would do a good job, and I hate responsibility...
But I love politics. So I might be a perfect match.
Too bad there are no politics on the surface.
Guess it was a good thing those teens tormented that monster...?
Hmm? Adjusting the presents is my responsibility.
Nah, to be honest, I just keep looking to see if I've gotten one...
You know what's cute?
Those two married dogs always put presents under the tree for each other.
It's always the same. A single bone.
But every time, they act like it's the first time they've gotten it.
Then Papyrus comes to take his bones back.
Anyway, where are those two...?
Smile smile.
Maybe I'll try frowning for once.
...no. I just can't do it.
At least I'm not making puns.
Wait! I've got a joke!
Knock knock!
...Uh. That's all I've thought of.

Yeah, bring 'em on!

What will happen to Grillby's if everyone moves in...?
We're gonna have to have chairs to the ceiling.
...who knows. Maybe we'll have room.
Ice Wolf thinking of changing their name to Jimmy Hotpants.
Let's continue to play Monsters and Humans!
Now we can play Monsters and Humans with REAL humans!
Can we PLEASE play something else...?
Hmmm... When humans play Monsters and Humans...
Do they just call it Humans and Humans?
I guess the bartender's kind of h-h-h-hot...
C'mon everybody!!! L-l-l-let's party!!!
...anyone?
Sansyyyy... Come back and sit with me...
Everything's so fun when you're around!!!
It's s-s-so quiet in here.
L-lighten up everybody! This is why I hate th-this place.
I want to be like UNDYNE when I grow up, too! Hoo hoo hoo!
Sans is a sentry. But don't let his title make you think he does anything.
Everyone knows he sits around in the forest reading car magazines.
Ehhhhhhhhnnnnn... I wish I had something else to do.
Those dogs are part of the ROYAL GUARD, the...
Huh? Where are they?
Something feels really off.
Wow, a brand new world...
I might not get to translate for Grillby anymore...
...which is fine, since I was actually just making up what he was saying.
Something feels really bad. Our lives are going nowhere, aren't they...?
I think I need another espresso...
I guess I could ask out Undyne. But I think she likes someone already.

Did I catch anyone yet? I can't bear to look...

Sans is the most regular regular of all.
He hasn't been showing up as much recently though.
i'm not hungry anyway.
And I've heard they have things called bathrooms.
To a human, monster food would be very interesting.
As soon as you eat it, it converts perfectly into energy.
...that makes me wonder. How do humans do it?
Eat during battle...?
Ice cream in one hand, sword in the other.
That's the way of the monster warrior...
Sans is interesting. He has told me about all kinds of incredible foods.
But, despite his knowledge, he always orders the worst burger off the menu.
(Where are those skeletons?) (I wanted to get a bone from them...)
(We're considering paying a visit to the doctor.)
(No! Not the vet!) (... well, maybe she's a little like a vet.)
(I like Sans.) (Sometimes he feeds us scraps of food under the table.)
(Then his brother gets mad...) (But why!? We're adults!) (We can handle it!)
(Where's Doggo?) (I hope he didn't get lost again.)
(It's lonely in here today.) (If our friends don't show up, would you like to play?)
Where's Sans... He's supposed to give me a pat on the head...
She hasn't been responding to our letters...
Maybe it's because we let Doggo write them all.
I was hoping Sans came in to give me a pat on the head.
Interloper...!
Where's that big lug? We can't start until he shows up.
Smells kinda... quiet.
He may not look like it, but this big guy writes the most eloquent letters.
Here, take a look!
(It's just the word "Bark" but in flowery cursive.)

Papyrus? Is that you? Come on...

Huh? Since when did you and Sans become friends...?
I don't like him... He loves to appear without moving.
Sometimes the others like to prank me. They sit still so I can't see them.
(It has switched to Go Fish.)
Welcome to the library.
This is the last day we'll be open, so make as much noise as you want.
(cough, cough)
There's a day I just don't want to work.
It's called "Today."
You're someone that has trouble doing crosswords, aren't you?
I just solved today's crossword.
Yes. I illustrate all of the comics myself.
Yes. I give everyone huge beautiful eyes and giant muscles.
(Here I am... Writing this book.)
(A person comes in and picks up the book...)
(They start reading it...!)
Oh, sorry. I'm still writing that one.
I wonder if that weird skeleton is an adult or a kid.
Yo... There you are!
I've been kinda worried about you since you ran away.
...but now I'm just kinda mad, ha ha.
If Undyne hadn't saved me, that woulda been bad...
Yo... Uh...
Don't talk to me.
Nyeh heh heh, dude.
OK, I'm ready when you are.
Yo! Where were you going...?
My parents didn't tell you to come here, did they?
You know where you're going, right...?

I was just gonna follow you... Ha ha.

Hmmm....
Yo, you aren't going to be able to climb with an umbrella.
There you are, dearie. You are always welcome in my parlor!
Just stay on your best behavior~ Ueee hee hee hee~
We've finally raised enough to rescue all the spiders inside of the RUINS.
...nothing, because we only sold one donut.
What's wrong with everyone? Don't they like spiders~
4 pairs of stylish sunglasses for every spider!
4 pairs of waterproof booties for every spider!
4 pairs of stylish heels for every spider!
A spider baseball field! We've already got the baseball donuts ready~
A spider football stadium! We'll play with 4 balls on the field at once!
A brand new bakery! Thank you so much, dearie!
It's all because of you (r money).
A vacation anywhere in the entire world!
Should we go to the tropics? Or a creepy abandoned house? We can't decide~
I'll always remember that you remembered!
What? Do you want a rematch?
(Art club is cancelled!)
(Art is dead.)
Let's meet again someday!
Ahhhh!!! I'm late!!! I'm late!!!
I'm so sorry!!!
But! Then he says!
Even if you suck at cooking, you can always buy an MTT-brand Glamburger!
Then he eats one! Everyone loves it!
...How does he eat it without a mouth?
Uhhh... well... Watch the show!
Oh! And I like when he tries on all kinds of different fashionable outfits!

Even if it's during what's supposed to be a newscast.

(It's a potted plant.)
(It's a platoon of ficuses.)
Sorry, we aren't allowing any more guests at this time.
Or ever again.
O, k, k, k, k...
I was thirsty, so I came over from Waterfall to get a drink!
O, k, k...
What are you doing with all of that water?
So now we have a private pool? Worse things have happened.
Are you just carrying that around to look sophisticated?
Cause it's not working.
I'll be able to have a nice drink on the surface.
I'm visiting Waterfall from the city.
I wanted to tell you about my neighbor's daughter.
But you walked right by me before I could tell you.
Fate has decided that I should not tell you.
Me? I just like explaining things to passersby.
But now it's been so busy, we still haven't gotten the chance to ride it.
Mettaton hasn't made a performance for more than five minutes...
Talking to you about this... It's breakin' my heart.
My son... He was always making these weird ice puns.
I hated them, so he ran away from home...
I think I should try to patch things up with him.
Have you seen him? Have you seen my son?
Oh... Freedoms.
Feels... so spicey.
Hooray!
Surface world will have so many new friends to help!!!
Haha, ha ha ha. If we leave, no one will REALLY ever know!!

The lava's so spicey now.

Haha, ha ha ha. Wonder if any humans would wanna be my friend.
PSYYYYCHE! That'd NEVER happen!
A-ah... H-human... You're leaving?
I have... Something to say to you.
Admittedly, I may have had limerent feelings for you before.
However, upon examining my own actions, I now realize...
I did not love YOU.
I was merely infatuated with the CONCEPT of love.
The idea of romance, the concept of sharing affection with another...
Through these desires, I built a false concept of you in my head.
Such a relationship would not have ended well.
In closing, I believe it is better that I chose to say nothing.
Y... y-you i-idiot.
I'm not saying it again.
I... I'm thinking of going to the surface...
Eeeeeh? You're going to go there too?
Idiot... Quit following me!
(Welcome to Snowdin Town!)
Heh... us teens live self-sufficiently off the fat of the land...
Oh, and the box lunches my parents bring us every day.
Besides Snowy. We have to share ours with him..
Heh... I guess we'll have to go to the surface.
There are woods there we can live in, right?
Guh huh huh huh.
Us teens rule these woods with a smaller-than- adult fist.
I've heard there's a local tradition based off of my own suffering.
Everyone's leaving, eh?
Good riddance! Maybe I'll finally get some peace and quiet!
I ran away from home. Why?

'Cause my father was so "cold" to me...

WHAT!? It's a JOKE!! LAUGH at it!!
I really don't! I don't care if he doesn't like my jokes!
Everyone's wearing hats. Should I branch into a different item?
Ice jorts.
...doesn't have the same ring to it.
Ice socks and sandals.
I know how to set myself apart now! An ear piercing!
Wait.
We all live in the woods, so no one can tell us what to do!
But now everyone ignores us...
I don't want freedom if it means no one's gonna pay attention to me.
Maybe someone on the surface will pay attention to me.
There're so many people, someone has to, right!?
Hey, stop thinking about my hat!
...you aren't thinking about my hat?
...can you, please?
Ha! After all this time, you're still thinking about my hat!
...please?
Bahh!!! Nevermind!!
So? What are you waiting for!?
Bah! Today's monsters don't appreciate what makes puzzles great!
Nowadays "puzzles" are nothing but lasers and moving rocks...
Bahh!!!
There's no ART in that actiony, mindless schlock! It's just timing-based drivel!
Give me something that challenges the deepest reaches of my mind...
You! You're young! You've still got hope!
Geh heh heh...! Here... try solving this block-pushing puzzle!
Geh? Who are you?
Freedom? What? Bah! You're pullin' my leg!

You again!? Bah! I don't care about going free!

Do you think humans could appreciate the details of classic puzzles...?
(It's a box.) (Presumably to be pushed.)
Bah!
What...? WHAT are you doing!? You're pushing it ALL WRONG!
Bah, forget it! This generation is REALLY hopeless!
Part of me wants to see my new "brother" Aaron.
But most other parts of me... don't.
It's good to be with my sister again.
Snail snail.
(Good gosh, don't I look like a perfectly normal snail?)
If only I could see the world above.
But even if the barrier was open, how would I leave...?
It means you've lived a life of sin.
It means... Don't talk to me.
Since you flexed at me, I've been thinking of a lot of things ; )
Like... Flexing ; )
And flexing ; )
You came all this way to see me flex ; )
This really says something about you ; )
I... I'm sc-scared... ; )
Ghosts aren't real, right? ; )
What? They are real? Oh nooooooo ; )
First ghosts, are real, now anime's real ; ) All my nightmares are true ; )
Everything's so dirty... If I could erase everything, I would.
Ohhhh. Don't get the wrong idea. I don't want anyone to die.
The surface intimidates me.
The entire outer layer of the Earth is made of dirt.
I clean off all of the trash and arrange it into symmetrical piles.
It's hard work, but somebody has to do it.

Don't drag your dirty feet in here. I just cleaned this trash!
Clouded Glasses
Temmie Armor
Easy to change, huh?
Save
Return
File saved.
I think they smelled the potato chips you had, and...
(Seems like a comfy bed.)
(You could probably climb into it if you were to the left of it.)
(Choose a tape to watch.)
Okay, ---, are you ready?
Howdy, ---! Smile for the camera!
I... I don't like this idea, --No! I'd never doubt you, ---... Never!
---...Can you hear me? We want you to wake up...
---! You have to stay determined!
Psst... ---... Please... wake up...
(It's a fake plant.)
There's something here... It feels like it's breathing.
There's something here... Something in the shape of a man.
(You found a blue key on the ground.) (You put it on your keychain.)
(You really like to wash your hands.)
(You turned off the sink.)
(It's an empty bathtub.)
(It's some kind of switch.) (There's a red-colored slot in the center.)
(The red switch has been turned on.)
(It's some kind of switch.) (There's a blue-colored slot in the center.)
(The blue switch has been turned on.)
(It's some kind of switch.) (There's a green-colored slot in the center.)

(The green switch has been turned on.)

(Click!) (The green key fits perfectly into the slot.)
(It's some kind of switch.) (There's a yellow-colored slot in the center.)
(The yellow switch has been turned on.)
...Are you there?
Did you really think you could run away?
DEATH
HOPE
NIGHTMARE
DREAMS
SUCCESS
LOVE
FREEDOM
MERCY
CALM
KINDNESS
DREAMER
CORRUPT
You can do it!
Ribbit.
You've GOT to win!
We're with you too!
C'mon, you got this!
La la la la!
I'm so sorry.
(It's a lamp with pink fish on the lampshade.) (There's no lightbulb.)
I'm outta here.
I've got better to do.
Escaped...
Don't slow me down.

Ran away with [] EXP and [] GOLD.

(You put the dog on the ground.)
(You threw the Bad Memory away.) (But it came back.)
You bid a quiet farewell to the [item name].
You put the [item name] on the ground and gave it a little pat.
You threw the [item name] on the ground like the piece of trash it is.
You abandoned the [item name].
The [item name] was thrown away.
The box is full.
You can't carry any more.
(Snow can always be broken down and rebuilt into something more useful.)
(This simple fact fills you with determination.)
(The serene sound of a distant music box...)
(Partaking in worthless garbage fills you with determination.)
(You feel a calming tranquility. You're filled with determination...)
(The wind is howling. You're filled with determination...)
(The howling wind is now a breeze. This gives you determination...)
(The wind has stopped. You're filled with determination...)
(You're filled with determination.)
(A huge structure lies north.) (You're filled with determination.)
(The air is filled with the smell of ozone... it fills you with determination.)
(Behind this door must be the elevator to the King's castle.)
(The smell of cobwebs fills the air...)
Check Compliment Threat
Check Talk
Check Console Terrorize
Check Imitate Flirt
Check Talk Devour Dinner
Check Pick On Don't Pick On
Check Flirt Threat Cheer

Check Pet
Check Pet Pet Pet Pet Pet
Check Pet Re-sniff Roll Around
Check Pet Beckon Play Ignore
Check Agree Clash Joke
Check Compliment Ignore Steal
Check Compliment
Check Ditch
Check Decorate Undecorate Gift
Check Flex Shoo
Check Flex Feed Temmie Talk Flakes
Check Flirt Insult
Check Lie Down Hug Unhug
Check Clean Touch Joke
Check Cry
Check Whisper Clean Armor
Check Flirt Approach
Check Criticize Encourage Hug
Check Cool Down Heat Up Invite
Check Yell
Check Yellow
Check Fake Attack
Check Talk Stare Clear Mind
Check Compliment Threaten Mystify
Check Pick On Don't Pick Challenge On
Check Console Terrorize Pray
Check Defuse Bomb
Check Whisper Touch Glove
Check Burn
Check Turn

Check Boast Pose Heel Turn

Call Hum Scream Flex Unhug Cry
Check Pick On Mystify Clean Hum Pray
Check ITEM STAT CELL
Check Join Refuse
Talk Mercy Stare Hug
Check Switch Fix Lie Down
Check Hiss Devour Snack
Check Something
Check Draw
"Monster Candy" - Heals 10 HP Has a distinct, non-licorice flavor.
"Stick" - Weapon AT 0 Its bark is worse than its bite.
"Bandage" - Heals 10 HP It has already been used several times.
"Spider Donut" - Heals 12 HP A donut made with Spider Cider in the batter.
"Spider Cider" - Heals 24 HP Made with whole spiders, not just the juice.
"Butterscotch Pie" - All HP Butterscotch-cinnamon pie, one slice.
"Faded Ribbon" - Armor DF 3 If you're cuter, monsters won't hit you as hard.
"Toy Knife" - Weapon AT 3 Made of plastic. A rarity nowadays.
"Tough Glove" - Weapon AT 5 A worn pink leather glove. For five-fingered folk.
"Manly Bandanna" - Armor DF 7 It has seen some wear. It has abs drawn on it.
"Snowman Piece" - Heals 45 HP Please take this to the ends of the earth.
"Nice Cream" - Heals 15 HP Instead of a joke, the wrapper says something nice.
"Bisicle" - Heals 11 HP It's a two-pronged popsicle, so you can eat it twice.
"Unisicle" - Heals 11 HP It's a SINGLE-pronged popsicle. Wait, that's just normal...
"Cinnamon Bunny" - Heals 22 HP A cinnamon roll in the shape of a bunny.
"Temmie Flakes" - Heals 2 HP It's just torn up pieces of colored construction paper.
"Old Tutu" - Armor DF 10 Finally, a protective piece of armor.
"Ballet Shoes" - Wpn AT 7 These used shoes make you feel incredibly dangerous.
"Punch Card" - Battle Item Use to make punching attacks stronger in one battle.
Use outside of battle to look at the card.

"Annoying Dog" - Dog A little white dog. It's fast asleep...

"Dog Salad" - Heals ?? HP Recovers HP. (Hit Poodles.)
"Dog Residue" - Dog Item Shiny trail left behind by a dog.
"Dog Residue" - Dog Item Dog-shaped husk shed from a dog's carapace.
"Dog Residue" - Dog Item Dirty dishes left unwashed by a dog.
"Dog Residue" - Dog Item Glowing crystals secreted by a dog.
"Dog Residue" - Dog Item Jigsaw puzzle left unfinished by a dog.
"Dog Residue" - Dog Item Web spun by a dog to ensnare prey.
"Astronaut Food" Heals 21 HP For feeding a pet astronaut.
"Instant Noodles" Heals HP Comes with everything you need for a quick meal!
"Crab Apple" Heals 18 HP An aquatic fruit that resembles a crustacean.
"Hot Dog...?" Heals 20 HP The "meat" is made of something called a "water
sausage."
"Hot Cat" Heals 21 HP Like a hot dog, but with little cat ears on the end.
"Glamburger" Heals 27 HP A hamburger made of edible glitter and sequins.
"Sea Tea" Heals 10 HP Made from glowing marshwater. Increases SPEED for one
battle.
"Starfait" Heals 14 HP A sweet treat made of sparkling stars.
"Legendary Hero" Heals 40 HP Sandwich shaped like a sword. Increases ATTACK
when eaten.
"Cloudy Glasses" - Armor DF 6 Glasses marred with wear. Increases INV by 9.
(After you get hurt by an attack, you stay invulnerable for longer.)
"Torn Notebook" - Weapon AT 2 Contains illegible scrawls. Increases INV by 6.
"Stained Apron" - Armor DF 11 Heals 1 HP every other turn.
"Burnt Pan" - Weapon AT 10 Damage is rather consistent. Consumable items heal 4
more HP.
"Cowboy Hat" - Armor DF 12 This battle-worn hat makes you want to grow a beard.
It also raises ATTACK by 5.
"Empty Gun" - Weapon AT 12 An antique revolver. It has no ammo.
Must be used precisely, or damage will be low.
"Heart Locket" - Armor DF 15 It says "Best Friends Forever."

"Worn Dagger" - Weapon AT 15 Perfect for cutting plants and vines.

"Bad Memory" Hurts 1 HP ?????
"Dream" Heals 12 HP The goal of "Determination."
"Undyne's Letter" - Unique Letter written for Dr. Alphys.
"Popato Chisps" Heals 13 HP Regular old popato chisps.
"Junk Food" Heals 17 HP Food that was probably once thrown away.
"Mystery Key" Unique It is too bent to fit on your keychain.
"Face Steak" Heals 60 HP Huge steak in the shape of Mettaton's face.
(You don't feel like it's made of real meat...)
"Hush Puppy" Heals 65 HP This wonderful spell will stop a dog from casting magic.
"Snail Pie" - Heals Some HP An acquired taste.
"temy armor" - Armor DF 20 The things you can do with a college education!
Raises ATTACK when worn. Recovers HP every other turn. INV up slightly.
Monster Candy
Stick
Bandage
Spider Donut
Spider Cider
Butterscotch Pie
Faded Ribbon
Toy Knife
Tough Glove
Manly Bandanna
Snowman Piece
Nice Cream
Bisicle
Unisicle
Cinnamon Bun
Temmie Flakes
Abandoned Quiche

Old Tutu
Ballet Shoes
Punch Card
Annoying Dog
Dog Salad
Dog Residue
Astronaut Food
Instant Noodles
Crab Apple
Hot Dog...?
Hot Cat
Glamburger
Sea Tea
Starfait
Legendary Hero
Cloudy Glasses
Torn Notebook
Stained Apron
Burnt Pan
Cowboy Hat
Empty Gun
Heart Locket
Worn Dagger
Real Knife
The Locket
Bad Memory
Dream
Undyne's Letter
Undyne Letter EX
Popato Chisps

Junk Food
Mystery Key
Face Steak
Hush Puppy
Snail Pie
temy armor
Stick
Bandage
SpidrDont
SpdrDonut
SpidrCidr
SpdrCider
ButtsPie
Pie
Ribbon
TuffGlove
Glove
Mandanna
Bandanna
SnowPiece
NiceCream
Ice Cream
Bisicle
Unisicle
Popsicle
CinnaBun
C. Bun
TemFlakes
Ab Quiche
Quiche

Old Tutu
Tutu
BallShoes
Shoes
PunchCard
DogResidu
D.Residue
AstroFood
Astr.Food
InstaNood
I.Noodles
CrabApple
Hot Dog
Hot Cat
GlamBurg
G. Burger
Sea Tea
Starfait
Leg,Hero
L. Hero
ClodGlass
Glasses
TornNotbo
Notebook
StainApro
Apron
CowboyHat
<--Locket
H. Locket
WornDG

W. Dagger
RealKnife
TheLocket
BadMemory
LastDream
UndynLetr
Letter
UndynLtrX
PT Chisps
Chips
MystryKey
Key
FaceSteak
Fsteak
Steak
HushPupe
HushPuppy
Temmie AR
Tem.Armor
-- Credits -(( CAST ))
FROGGIT
by Toby
Pondering Life
Professional Frog
WHIMSUN
Still A Bit Guilty
Braver Every Day
MOLDSMAL
Found a New Cave

Backup Dancer
LOOX
by Temmie
Slightly Bully-like
Reformed Bully
VEGETOID
by Toby Temmie
Pushy Grocer
Popular Nutritionist
MIGOSP
Dedicated Yesman
Casually Enjoys Life
NAPSTABLOOK
Zzzzzzz...
Spooky DJ
SNOWDRAKE
by Magnolia Porter
Still Looking For Laughs
Semi-successful Comedian
ICECAP
Thinking About Its Hat
Fashion Designer
GYFTROT
by Magnolia Porter (and Toby???)
Finding Peace And Quiet
Christmas Display
DOGGO
Believes In The Almighty Stick
Has His Own Seeing Eye Dog
DOGAMY DOGARESSA

by Toby...?
Still Thinking About That Stick
Finally No. 1 Nose Nuzzle Champions
LESSER DOG
by Temmie Toby
Searching For Affection
Found A Loving Owner
GREATER DOG
Unaware of Life's Changes
Excited by Life's Changes
AARON
by Temmie (reluctantly)
Still Flexing
Paranormal Investigator
MOLDBYGG
Wistfully Adjusting to City Life
Idyllic Life on the Beach
WOSHUA
Inspired by OMOCAT
Normal Janitor
Legendary Janitor
TEMMIE
MAD DUMMY
Changed Name to Angry Dummy
Calmed Down... Just a Bit
SHYREN
Taking Piano Lessons Again
Released Her First Hit Single, "When You Say Goodbye It's Like Magical Bullets Are
Slowly Flying Out of Your Mouth And Hitting Me"
VULKIN

Strolling Happily
Encouraging Space Heater
TSUNDERPLANE
New Student At School
Finally Confesses (What!? I don't!!)
PYROPE
Continually In Trouble
Candle In The World's Largest Birthday Cake
MUFFET
by Michelle
Spider Success With a New Bakery
ROYAL GUARDS
Use Your Imagination
FINAL FROGGIT
Searching For Life's Meaning
Giving Life Its Own Meaning
WHIMSALOT
Fighting For The Future
The Long Battle Finally Ending...
ASTIGMATISM
Still A Big Bully
Domineering Glasses Seller
MADJICK
Learning Bowling
Street Magician
KNIGHT KNIGHT
Retail Job
Taking a Well-Deserved Nap
AMALGAMATES
??????

Living With Their Families, Thinking About Sticks

Living With Their Families
METTATON
SPECIAL INSPIRATION
Bob Sparker, Sarah, and JN Wiedle
TORIEL
ASGORE
MONSTER KID
by Magnolia Porter
PAPYRUS
by Toby Temmie
SANS
JN Wiedle
UNDYNE
Design by Toby Armor by Temmie Fashion help: JN Wiedle Gigi DG
ALPHYS
Design by Toby

Ha ha ha ha...
Did you REALLY think it was OVER!?!?
I mean, we haven't even done the Special Thanks yet...
Ready? Let's end all of this for good!
SPECIAL THANKS
TOUCHED CREDITS
Incredible work. Somewhere, felt a door opening...!