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Presidential Mandates of the American Patriot Party

Make America even greater!


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Concerning National Defense

-Build a Death Star, any and all parties contrary to American values and Democracy will be obliterated at the haste. Nothing will be
left except the remainders of a people who has failed to cherish the path for a free world, that is democracy and liberty.

-Build Liberty Prime. Any and all parties that disagree to America's democratic policies for a free world will have a free export of a
Liberty Prime at their headquarters. Liberty Prime will export democracy in the form of Nuclear American Football and Lady Liberty's
lasers.

-Expand the USM. If any government is contrary to democracy, a threat to it, or questions "Democracy", our good ol' boys will bomb
the shit outta em

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Concerning the American Frontier

-Demand the immediate and unchallenged annexation of Canada and Mexico, their federal entities will be formally recognized as U.S
states.
-Demand that Central America and the Caribbean follow after.
-Demand that South America join the Union afterward.
-Demand that Japan be annexed as the 95th state after the Mexican and Canadian federal entities. Resistance is futile. America
does not negotiate with communism and will only dispatch one warning.
-If any resistance is encountered, our dedicated boys will make sure the commies don't ever disagree with democracy again!

Motive: To expand America's rightful territorial boundaries in the world, manifest destiny.

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Concerning Economic Policy

-America will demand 100% of the entire world's resources for the advancement of democracy or else we will acquire them with
bullets, guns, and bombs. No Americans will be killed, but rather millions of enemies to freedom and democracy will be exterminated
from Earth.

-Establish American dominance in the worlds international waters. All international waters belong to the United States of America and
we have our good old boys in the U.S Navy to make sure that communists don't disagree with this act for the good of a free world.

-Every country in the world must pay a "freedom tax" to the United States or a squadron of B-2 Spirit Bombers will appear over their
formal capitals in a heroic and brave mission to export freedom.

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Concerning Haijis, Future Daesh, Future Communists, Future Monarchists, and anything contrary to Democracy:

-America's good old boys in the red, white, and blue, will enter into the homes of these religiously radical nuts, these collectivist
tyrants, and "liberate" the population by using and carrying the most patriotic armaments in the name of freedom, democracy, and
justice! Duty, honor, and country!

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