I believe it was the switch on the left.

Press the switch that I labelled for you.

Practice talking to the dummy.
You can say anything... I do not think the dummy will be bothered.
You leave it alone.
Thank you for taking care of me...
You don't have any room? OK... I understand I am not a priority for you, then.
NYEH! HEH! HEH HEH!
YOU TWO ARE WEIRD!
CROSSWORDS ARE SO EASY.
IT'S THE SAME SOLUTION EVERY TIME.
I JUST FILL ALL THE BOXES IN WITH THE LETTER "Z"...
BECAUSE EVERY TIME I LOOK AT A CROSSWORD...
ALL I CAN DO IS SNORE!!!
NYEH HEH HEH!!!
Huh? You don't have enough money...
I wish I could make Nice Cream for free...
There's ice cream... Out in the middle of the woods...
Umbrella solidarity!? I guess I have to give you a deal...
Huh? No money? Sorry, I can't give it to you for free.
There's ice cream... Hidden in the depths of a watery cavern...
you're right.
i should charge way more than than that.
that's still too low.
don't you know a good deal when you hear one?
(You're carrying too much.)
(You aren't ready for the responsibility.)
(The quiche was left all alone...)
(You're carrying too much.)
(Two bugs in the box are playing a

-card game.)
(There's a smiley face made of
cards in the box.)
(A house made of
cards sits in the box.)
(The box is overstuffed with cards.)
(Happiness is fleeting.) (You got a Punch Card.)
(The house collapses.) (You got a Punch Card.)
(It's a pair of ballet shoes.)
(You got the Ballet Shoes.)
(This will never happen.)
(You decide to stay healthy.)
(There's a frypan lying on the ground.)
(You got the Burnt Pan.)
(It's an empty trashcan.)
(The box is empty.)
Didn't you read the sign downstairs?
Hey, y'mind giving me a push, pumpkin?
You tried to take a piece of candy, but you didn't have any room.
You decided not to take some.
You are carrying too many items.
Some spiders crawled down and gave you a jug.
You are carrying too much.
Hello there, little one!
The pie has not cooled down yet.
Perhaps you should take a nap. Yes No
Sweet dreams.
You'd rather stay up and chat with me, then?
Have a chainsaw-like tongue called a radula?
Talk. Really. Slowly? Just kidding, snails don't talk.

If you need anything, just ask.

...I have to do something. Stay here..
WOW!!!
I HAVE FRIENDS!!!
AND WHO KNEW THAT ALL I NEEDED TO MAKE THEM...
SO... WHAT DO YOU SAY?
...OKAY...
I GUESS I'LL ACCEPT MY FAILURE...
Oh, there you are. I was worrying about you!
Things are going to be OK, you hear?
We're all going to the surface world soon...
There's bound to be a place you can stay there!
well, come back whenever you want.
GROSS BANDAGE
FADED RIBBON
BANDANNA
DUSTY TUTU
SO... WHAT ARE YOU WEARING...?
I'M... ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
SHE THOUGHT SHE SAW YOU WEARING A
.
IS THAT TRUE? ARE YOU WEARING A
?
SO YOU ARE WEARING A
...
GOT IT!!! WINK WINK!!!
IT'S OK TO BE INTIMIDATED BY MY FASHION SENSE.
OKAY!!! LET'S HANG TEN!!
TAKE YOUR TIME... I'LL WAIT FOR YOU.
(You realize that would probably be illegal.)

...
hey, looks like you're really turning yourself around.
how about i treat you to lunch at grillby's?
...when everyone you scared away comes back, i mean.
OK. have fun.
grillby, we'll have a double order of fries.
(Return the umbrella?) Put back Do not
(The music continues, and doesn't stop.)
(The cooler is empty.)
(Take a space food bar from the cooler?) Yes No
(You've had enough of the dummy.)
(You hit the dummy lightly.)
(You don't feel like you learned anything.)
(You sock the dummy.)
(Who cares?)
(This CD is playing.) (Turn it off?) Stop it No
(Spooktunes are dead.)
(The CD stops moving.)
(There's a lonely sandwich inside.)
um... you don't have any money?
n-no, you can still play, don't worry about it...
um... that's less than 10G.
but since you're my only real customer, i guess i'll just take what you have...
oh...........
--------------------------------------------------------------------------Huh...?
Yo, that's your idea of something mean?
My sister says that to me ALL THE TIME!
Guess I have to do it, haha.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(There's no more water left in the cooler.)

(You pour the water on the ground next to the water cooler.)
WELL, WORRY NOT DEAR HUMAN!
PAPYRUS WOULD NEVER BETRAY YOU!
I AM NOT A CRUEL PERSON.
I STRIVE TO BE COMFORTING AND PLEASANT.
PAPYRUS! HE SMELLS LIKE THE MOON.
SO, BECAUSE OF MY INHERENT GOODNESS...
I TOLD HER YOU WERE NOT WEARING A
EVEN THOUGH YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE!
INSTEAD, I MADE SOMETHING UP!
I TOLD HER YOU WERE WEARING...
A
IT PAINED ME TO TELL SUCH A BOLDFACED LIE.
I KNOW YOU WOULD NEVER EVER WEAR A
BUT YOUR SAFETY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FASHION.
DANG!
I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE...
I KNEW WHEN YOU SAID:
"I AM NOT WEARING A
."
IT WAS REALLY A SECRET CODE!
YOU REALLY MEANT...
"I ACTUALLY AM WEARING A
!"
YOU WERE TRYING TO PROTECT YOURSELF...
WHILE MAKING IT SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO LIE!
I PICKED UP ON THIS, AND FOLLOWED YOUR PLAN.
IN FACT I TOOK IT ONE STEP FURTHER!
I TOLD HER YOU WERE PROBABLY...

WEARING A
OF COURSE, YOU WOULD NEVER WEAR THAT.
BUT THAT'S THE POINT!
SHE WON'T RECOGNIZE YOU NOW!
AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO BETRAY EITHER OF YOU!
SINCE I JUST TOLD HER WHAT YOU SAID!
WOWIE! YOU'RE SUCH A SMART COOKIE!
I REALLY CAN BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE!!!
(You decide not to.)
Later, then.
(It's a switch.) Press it Don't
(The lasers were deactivated.)
(The lasers were reactivated.)
----------------------------------------------------------------------Ring...
Um...
I noticed you've been kind of quiet...
Are you w-worried about meeting ASGORE...?
...
W-well, don't worry, okay?
Th-the king is a really nice guy...
I'm sure you can talk to him, and...
W-with your human soul, you can pass through the barrier!
S-so no worrying, OK? J-just forget about it and smile.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------here's another hot dog.
thanks, kid. here's your hot dog.
hey, i'm not judging.
careful. if you eat too many hot dogs...
whoops, you don't have enough cash.

you should get a job. i've heard being a sentry pays well.
WOW... YOU'RE TRULY A PUZZLE PASSIONEER!
I'M SO ENTHUSED BY YOUR ENTHUSIASM!!!
YOU CAN DO IT, HUMAN!!!
HMMM... STILL GETTING READY?
TAKE YOUR TIME!
OKAY! ALL READIED-UP TO HANG OUT!?
TAKE YOUR TIME!
Then why are you here?
...!
Wait, I get it.
Right??? NEVER Yes with you
Really? How delightful!! I accept!
Let's all frolick in the fields of friendship!
...NOT!
Why would I EVER be friends with YOU!?
If you weren't my houseguest, I'd beat you up right now!
You're the enemy of everyone's hopes and dreams!
I WILL NEVER BE YOUR FRIEND.
Now get out of my house!
WHAT?
First you parade into my house, then you INSULT me?
You little BRAT! I have half a mind to...
That's what I thought.
(You pet the vegetables in an affectionate manner.)
OH MY GOD!!! STOP PETTING THE ENEMY!!!
I'll show you how it's done!
(You place the noodles in one at a time.)
(They clank against the empty bottom.)
Nice???

I'M HONORED TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH A HUGE LUKEWARM WATER FAN,

FOLKS!
IT SEEMS OUR REPORTER IS DRAWN TO SPORTS LIKE MOTHS TO A FLAMING
BASKETBALL HOOP.
READY FOR YOUR... PRESENTATION?
(... LET'S CUT THAT ONE IN POST.)
(This is really troubling...) (Hmmm...)
RSVP? Respond Ignore
well, have fun in there.
I see.
Anything you want to do is important enough.
Even something as small as reading a book, or taking a walk...
Please take your time.
Oh... Back so soon?
How are you feeling?
Ready Go Back
Do what you have to.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tra la la. I am the riverman.
Or am I the riverwoman...? It doesn't really matter.
I love to ride in my boat. Would you care to join me?
Where will we go today? Snowdin Hotland
Then perhaps another time. Or perhaps not. It doesn't really matter.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(The switch doesn't do anything.)
(It's just a regular suspicious bed now.)
(The power has been turned on.)
So it's like a cartoon... But with guns?
...yeah, that's what I thought.
A woman can dream though, right?

And write fanfiction.

A LOT of fanfiction.
Oh my...
(You'll keep the letter warm for a little longer.)
(It's a note from Alphys.)
(Read it...?) Read Do not
(It's hard to read because of the handwriting, but you try your best...)
Hey.
Thanks for your help back there.
You guys... Your support really means a lot to me.
But... As difficult as it is to say this...
You guys alone can't magically make my own problems go away.
I want to be a better person.
I don't want to be afraid anymore.
And for that to happen, I have to be able to face my own mistakes.
I'm going to start doing that now.
I want to be clear.
This isn't anyone else's problem but mine.
But if you don't ever hear from me again...
If you want to know "the truth."
Enter the door to the north of this note.
You all at least deserve to know what I did.
(That's all she wrote.)
(There were no chips left in the machine.)
(The vending machine dispensed some chisps.)
(You didn't have enough gold.)
(You are carrying too many items.)
Is it Butterscotch? Yes No
Oh... I see.
Well, thank you. Goodbye for now.

(Seems like you could skip Mettaton's monologue by turning him around now.)
(What will you do?) Skip Hear again
(You told Mettaton there was something cool behind him.)
Yeah, me too...
Wh-WHAT!? You REMEMBER!?
(Knock knock).
Room service never came . (Sigh ...)
Thanks a million .
(No response.)
(You pour the Sea Tea under the door.)
...No you don't .
Thanks a trillion .
(But you didn't have anything appealing.)
(You put a Dog Salad in front of the door.) (It slides underneath.)
(The Dog Salad was absorbed by the darkness.)
(You put a Dog Residue in front of the door.)
(It slides underneath the door, as if pulled by a magnet.)
(ZOMMM!!!) (It shoots back out at a high speed!)
(Two Dog Residues slowly slide back out from underneath the door.)
Did you enjoy your stay?
What? Room... Key?
No, we don't do that.
If you leave your room, you'll have to pay again.
...that's not enough money.
Do let us know if you change your mind. Have a sparkular day!
----------------------------------------...MY ONE TRUE LOVE?
------------------------------------------(UNDERSTOOD.) (LET'S KNOCK 'EM DEAD!)
Then what are you looking for?

Then stay here for all eternity.

(Saved) (Saved)
This is TORIEL.
Help with a puzzle...?
Um, you have not left the room, have you?
Wait patiently for me and we can solve it together!
...
But nobody came.
Nobody picked up.
Hey, you silly child.
If you want to talk to me, I am right here.
(No response.) (Their phone might be out of batteries.)
(The box is aclog with the the hair of a dog.)
Moldsmal blocked the way!
A name has already been chosen.
You must choose a name.
MTT
You ate the Monster Candy.
Very un-licorice-like.
...tastes like licorice.
You threw the stick. But nothing happened.
You throw the stick. Mettaton catches it in his mouth and winks.
You threw the stick away. Then picked it back up.
You re-applied the bandage.
Still kind of gooey.
You ate the Spider Donut.
Don't worry, Spider didn't.
You drank the Spider Cider.
You ate the Butterscotch Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You ate the Butterscotch Pie. Your HP was maxed out.

The smell reminded ASGORE of something...

ASGORE's ATTACK down! ASGORE's DEFENSE down!
The smell reminded the Lost Souls of something...!
You ate the Butterscotch Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You equipped the ribbon.
You equipped Toy Knife.
You equipped Tough Glove.
You equipped Manly Bandanna.
You're just great!
You look nice today!
You're super spiffy!
Have a wonderful day!
Is this as sweet as you?
(An illustration of a hug.)
Love yourself! I love you!
You eat one half of the Bisicle.
You eat the Unisicle.
You eat the Cinnamon Bunny.
You eat the Temmie Flakes.
You eat the quiche.
You equipped the Old Tutu.
You equipped Ballet Shoes.
OOOORAAAAA!!! You rip up the punch card!
Your hands are burning! AT increased by
But nothing happened.
You eat the Dog Salad.
Oh. Tastes yappy...
Oh. Fried tennis ball...
Oh. There are bones...
It's literally garbage???

The rest of your inventory filled up with Dog Residue.

You finished using it.
An uneasy atmosphere fills the room.
You used the Dog Residue.
You eat the Astronaut Food.
You eat the Instant Noodles.
They're better dry.
You eat the Crab Apple.
You eat the Hot Dog...?
You eat the Hot Cat.
You eat the Glamburger.
You eat the Glamburger. The audience loves the brand.
You drink the Sea Tea.
But SPEED restricted by web.
Your SPEED boosts!
You drink the Starfait.
You eat the Starfait. The audience loves the brand.
You eat the Legendary Hero.
ATTACK increased by 4!
You equipped the glasses.
You equipped the Torn Notebook.
You equipped the apron.
You equipped the Burnt Pan.
You equipped the Cowboy Hat.
You equipped the Empty Gun.
You equipped the locket.
You equipped the dagger.
You consume the Bad Memory. Your HP was maxed out.
You consume the Bad Memory. You lost 1HP.
Through DETERMINATION, the dream became true.

The dream came true!

You tried to open the letter, but...
It's been shut so tightly, you'd need a chainsaw in order to open it.
(Maybe if you check the lab door, you can slide it underneath...)
You eat the Popato Chisps.
You eat the Junk Food.
You eat the Junk Food. The audience is disgusted.
You used the Mystery Key. But nothing happened.
You used the Mystery Key. The door's lock clicks...
...as you fail to fit the key into it.
You used the Mystery Key. Mettaton pretends it isn't there.
You ate the Face Steak.
You ate the Face Steak. The audience goes nuts.
You eat the Hush Puppy. Dog-magic is neutralized.
You eat the Hush Puppy.
You ate the Snail Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You donned the Temmie Armor.
Ring... Ring...
HMMMM... THE STRANGE DOOR IN THE WOODS.
ACTUALLY, MY BROTHER SPENDS A LOT OF TIME HERE.
WHAT'S HE DOING...?
I'VE GOT TO KEEP HIM ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW!!!
ARE YOU STILL AROUND THAT DOOR?
OH NO!!! MY BROTHER'S A BAD INFLUENCE!!!
IF HE'S NOT AROUND, HE WON'T COME BACK...
THAT'S JUST THE WAY HE FUNCTIONS.
HUH??? WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME??
IT'S JUST A RIVER.
MY BROTHER HELPED ME FIND THE BOX!
DOGGO'S NOT HOME.

I'M COLD OUT OF THINGS TO SAY.

IS THAT SNOWMAN STILL THERE?
DISAPPOINTING, BUT I TURNED OFF THE ELECTRICITY.
WHAT? YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF A SNOWBALL TAX?
THE SURFACE WORLD MUST BE PARADISE...
NAH... THAT'S WEIRD.
THERE ARE WAY BETTER ANIMALS TO MARRY.
LIKE SKELETONS!!!
ARE YOU STILL LOOKING AT THAT WORD SEARCH?
I STILL HAVE TO GO VISIT IT...
THE SPAGHETTI YOU LEFT ME IS STILL THERE!!!
NOTHING LIKE A HOT BUCKET OF SPAGH...
IF YOU KNOW ANY KIDS, YOU SHOULD ASK THEM!!!
I'M SOLVING IT AS WE SPEAK...
TALKING ON THE PHONE... HOW PAPYRUS OF YOU.
SOMEDAY I'LL IMPRESS HER WITH MY HUGE BICEPS...
THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS!!!
SIGH... IT'S ALL JUST A PUPULARITY CONTEST.
WE WERE GETTING BORED WAITING FOR YOU...
ACTUALLY, IT'S ONE OF HIS BETTER LUMPS.
I THINK HE HAS A SHORTCUT OR SOMETHING.
DID YOU MEET GYFTROT?
HELLO.
HE'S AMASSED A LARGE COLLECTION OF HUGS AND PETS.
I ADDED THE ROPE, TOO.
I'M PETITIONING TO CHANGE THE SLOGAN.
NOBODY KNOWS WHERE IT GOES.
HYPNOTIZING, ISN'T IT???
THE INN'S A GREAT PLACE TO STAY.
THE LADY WHO RUNS IT IS REALLY NICE.

SHE ALWAYS GIVES ME A LOLLIPOP AND A PAT ON THE HEAD.

WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME?
ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A RESERVATION???
And Papyrus himself doesn't??? Know how to sleep?
Yeah, just sleep here.
GRILLBY'S... IT'S DARK AND FULL OF GREASE.
PURGATORY OF FRIES... HAMBURGER ABYSS...
ANYWAY, MY BROTHER PRACTICALLY LIVES HERE.
I'M NOT COMING TO GRILLBY'S.
OUR FEELINGS FOR GREASE RUN DEEP LIKE A RIVER.
Grease, I...
I... ...
I want you in all my food!!!
I LOVE THE LIBRARY. THE BOOKS ARE ALL ARRANGED BY COLOR..
THIS SENSE OF ORDER!!! IT FILLS ME WITH POWER!
WHAT'S A LIBRARY CARD?
But now I think reading's cool.
WOW! IT ONLY TOOK YOU FOUR SECONDS TO CALL ME!!
YOU MUST BE VERY DESPERATE FOR MY HELP!!!
WELL! DO NOT FEAR! THIS IS PAPYRUS'S HOTFUL HELPLINE!
JUST DESCRIBE YOUR LOCATION, AND...!
I WILL DESCRIBE SOME HOT TIPS!
SO, WHERE ARE YOU?
...
...YOU'RE STILL IN MY ROOM??
HAVE YOU HEARD OF SOMETHING CALLED A... DOOR?
WAIT! DON'T WORRY! I'LL DRAW A DIAGRAM FOR YOU!
HOLD UP! I'M STILL DRAWING!
DO I KNOW WHO PAPYRUS IS!?
YOU'RE BEST STAYING AWAY FROM THAT STRANGE PLACE.

THIS IS WHERE I TRIED TO CAPTURE YOU!

WHAT A TERRIBLE MEMORY!
...
We'll have to play sometime!
WATERFALL... I BARELY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
BUT I'LL DO MY BEST TO INFORM YOU!!!
UH, I DON'T HAVE ANY FACTS ABOUT THIS ROOM.
I'LL DO MY BEST TO FIND THE RUB.
Hey, I think I found something!
OOH, WHERE?
AND WHAT'S THIS HORRIBLE NOOGIE?
It's the rub!!!
MY BROTHER HAS A STATION HERE.
YES, HE MANS TWO STATIONS AT ONCE.
AMAZING, ISN'T HE?
HE SLACKS OFF TWICE AS MUCH AS NORMAL!!
NORMAL FOLKS CAN ONLY DREAM OF SUCH SLOTH...
JUST scraping by the bare minimum every time...
I guess it's kind of impressive...?
ROCKS?
IT MUST BE ONE OF UNDYNE'S INGENIOUS PUZZLES.
YOU'D BETTER BE CAREFUL!!!
BE WARY OF ROCKS.
What??? Don't judge me!!!
My lack of creativity's making your life easier!
WHERE'D YOU GO!? I CAN'T SEE YOU!!!
OH WAIT, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE PHONE.
ARE YOU STILL ON THE PHONE?
So you found the room behind the waterfall...
When I feel like relaxing, I always take a break there.

That means NEVER!! I HATE RELAXING!!

I LOVE being ANGRY and STRESSED OUT!!!
Nah, I'm joking.
WOWIE, I HAD AN AWKWARD TIME IN THIS ROOM EARLIER.
GOOD HEAVENS YOU WEREN'T AROUND TO SEE IT!!
YOU REALLY DIDN'T SEE IT!
I LOVE THAT FACT, AND REPEATING IT!
What!!!!! That's a real thing!
A BRIDGE GROWS IF YOU ALIGN FOUR BRIDGE SEEDS.
BUT THAT'S SORT OF LIMITED IN USEFULNESS.
WHY DON'T WE HAVE AIRPLANE SEEDS???
OR, PHONES THAT CAN TURN INTO JETPACKS???
The limpity loppity leap!?
HMMM... THIS PUZZLE...
I'VE GOT IT!!!
TRY TO BUILD A BRIDGE WITH THE BRIDGE SEEDS!!
I'M HELPING.
There's barely even a trace of 'em now...
What's better than a benchful of quiche?
THE WISHING ROOM. DO YOU HAVE A WISH...?
NYEH HEH HEH!! I HAVE ONE!!!
I WISH I WAS TALKING TO MY COOL FRIEND!!!
LOOK!!! IT'S COMING TRUE!
WHAT WILL YOU WISH FOR?
What, you have a wish?
Add it to the pile, punk.
THERE ARE MANY ANCIENT PLAQUES HERE.
WATERFALL IS PRACTICALLY A HISTORY MUSEUM.
EXCEPT WITH MUSCULAR SEAHORSES.
HI?

Come on, don't act like your history's not COOL!!

ANOTHER HARMLESS AND VERY SAFE CORRIDOR...
ALL THANKS TO ME!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
HEH!!!!!
This is where I threw all those spears at you...
That was fun!!! Let's do that again sometime!!
Come on! Don't fear the spear!
WATCH YOUR STEP!
UNDYNE REALLY CARES ABOUT THIS GRASS FOR SOME REASON.
ARE YOU WATCHING?
Don't ask me what a grooty is!!!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TABLES LYING AROUND HERE?
HUH? SANS ISN'T PLAYING WITH HIS TELESCOPE?
WOWIE!!! MAYBE HE WENT TO WORK!!!
WOW!!! AM I ALLOWED TO BE PROUD???
HUH? MY BROTHER? OF COURSE HE HAS A TELESCOPE.
SANS LOVES OUTER SPACEY SCI-FI STUFF.
HMM? HE NEVER TOLD YOU??
YEAH, SANS NEVER TELLS ANYBODY ANYTHING!
THANKS FOR CALLING.
Oh! I should invite Alphys, too!
ICE CREAM? THANKS, BUT I LIVE IN SNOWDIN!
THERE'S ICE CREAM ALL OVER THE GROUND!!!
that's called snow.
SANS!!! I DIDN'T ASK YOUR OPINION!!
I'M FLATTERED HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO GIVE ME ICE CREAM.
me too.
NO YOU AREN'T!!
I'll also drink it if it's heated up.
SOMETIMES, PRIZES ARE HIDDEN UNDER THE GRASS.

TREASURES LIKE MUD, OR DIRT.

DID YOU FIND THE TREASURE?
Well, if they fit you, you might as well take them.
Whoever wore them isn't coming back!
A BIRD MONSTER?? TRY TALKING TO IT!!!
OR YOU COULD PUT ME ON THE LINE!
I'VE GOT SOME PRETTY GOOD TWEETS.
(HORRIBLE BIRD IMITATIONS)
DID THE BIRD LIKE MY TWEETS???
Well??? Are you CHERISHING???
CHERISH HARDER!!!
ONION?
HUM HUM HUM...
I'VE HEARD A SHY MONSTER LIVES AROUND HERE.
WELL, IF YOU WANT TO GET SOMEONE TO OPEN UP...
YOU SHOULD ENGAGE THEM IN COMBAT!!!
How did her song go again...?
HUH!? ARE YOU SERENADING ME!?
OH NO!!! YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH!!!
LET'S WRITE A MUSICAL ABOUT OUR ADVENTURES!!!
Maybe I'll play you something sometime!
HMMM...
THERE'S SOMETHING ANNOYING ABOUT THIS ROOM.
BUT I CAN'T QUITE PLACE MY FINGER ON IT...
THEN MY PLACE MY WHOLE HAND ON IT...
THEN PET IT AFFECTIONATELY...
Guess I've gotta find a new mystic artifact.
A MYSTERIOUS STATUE...
WHAT'S THAT MUSIC?
AM I ON HOLD???

That statue's been here forever...

No one knows where it came from.
ALWAYS CARRY AN UMBRELLA IN CASE IT RAINS!
YOU KNOW. JUST KEEP A FEW IN YOUR POCKETS.
NOTHING LIKE A HOT BUCKET OF 'BRELLAS...
Those umbrellas were ASGORE's idea.
He says he doesn't want anyone to catch a cold.
Waterfall's underwater citizens couldn't care less, though.
HMMM? YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH A FRIEND?
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T TALK TO ME...
YOU'LL MAKE THEM JEALOUS!
CALLING AGAIN...?
Have you reached triple digits yet!?
WHERE ARE YOU? I HEAR WATER.
ARE YOU IN THE TOILET?
ALSO, WHAT'S A TOILET?
Well?! Are you enjoying nature!?
THAT'S THE KING'S CASTLE...
SEEMS YOU CAN FINALLY SEE THE END.
SEEMS LIKE THE PHONE CONNECTION'S GETTING WEAK...
BETTER NOT GO PAST THAT POINT.
Don't explain it!!
FLOWERS...?
DO ANY OF THEM TALK!? SAY HI FOR ME!!!
FLOWERS ARE OUR BEST FRIENDS!!
That's ridiculous though!
GARBAGE, HUH? BOY, DO I KNOW GARBAGE!!
AFTER ALL, I'M HOUSEMATES WITH A LAZY BAG OF TRASH!
HIS NAME'S TRASHY. HE LIVES IN THE GARBAGE CAN.
YOU DIDN'T THINK I DIDN'T NAME MY GARBAGE, DID YOU?

Oh my GOD! Don't make me tell this story AGAIN!!!

I KNOW WHY YOU CALLED ME.
I ALWAYS MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BETTER...
WHEN THEY'RE DOWN IN THE DUMPS!!!
...
I'VE SPENT TOO LONG WITH MY BROTHER TODAY.
FORGET I SAID THAT.
Wait! Don't quote me on that one!!!
HEY! YOU'RE NEAR UNDYNE'S HOUSE!
THAT'S TO THE LEFT-UPWARDS. LUPWARDS.
ALL THE OTHER DIRECTIONS GO TO THE WRONG HOUSE.
NORTH: GHOST HOUSE.
EAST: TURTLE HOUSE.
SOUTH: TRASH HOUSE.
WEST: BIRD HOUSE.
Well, I think we should hang out with Papyrus.
REALLY??? CAN WE???
THAT'S UNDYNE'S HOUSE.
LET'S GO THERE AND HANG OUT SOME DAY!!!
STILL WAITING OUTSIDE HER HOUSE...?
YEAH, I DO THAT SOMETIMES, TOO!
YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE SKELETON IN FRONT.
IT'S A GREAT PLACE TO...
UHHH?
Huff... puff...!
YEAH!!! That's MY HOUSE!!!
HI UNDYNE! HOW'D YOU GET HERE SO FAST?
I ran.
WOWIE!!! UNDYNE!!!
SOMEDAY I WANT TO BE AS STRONG AND SWEATY AS YOU.

SO YOU RAN HERE JUST TO BE ON THE PHONE???

Yep!
THEN YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING...
EXTREMELY COOL TO SAY ABOUT YOUR HOUSE!!!
Nope!!!
Hey, if you find any cool swords in the wreckage...
You know where to find me.
OH, THAT'S THE HOUSE OF... UM... UNDYNE'S NEIGHBOR.
WHAT WAS THEIR NAME AGAIN?
SPOOKY BLOO BLOO?
NAPPER HOG...?
They're incorporeal anyway!!!
SO YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A GHOST...
ISN'T THAT KIND OF SPOOKY?
I'D THINK YOU'D LIKE YOUR FRIENDS WARM AND CUDDLY...
LIKE SKELETONS!!!
VERY SOFT, AND FULL OF CALCIUM.
Don't feel like you have to live up to their cousin!
Just be your lovable old garbage self!
THAT HOUSE USED TO BE HAUNTED.
BECAUSE A GHOST LIVED THERE.
BUT THE GHOST MOVED AWAY.
IT'S AN UN-HAUNTED HOUSE.
BY THE BY, BREAKING INTO A HOUSE...
THAT'S ILLEGAL, RIGHT???
PLEASE STOP COMMITTING GHOST CRIMES.
WHAT?
Seriously, though, stop committing ghost crimes.
THESE SNAILS ARE JUST LIKE MY BROTHER.
ROUND, SLOW...

AND CONSTANTLY EMITTING SLIME???

EMITTING SLIME... THAT'S JUST WHAT BROTHERS DO.
Cherish this ghost!!!
IF YOU SEE A SHOP, YOU SHOULD STOP...
DROP, AND ROLL...
INTO SOME GREAT DEALS!!
BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING A FIRE SALE!!
AT MY IMAGINARY STORE, WHICH SELLS FLAMES.
YET ANOTHER DREAM OF MINE.
Are you gonna buy something?
IS THE RIVER PERSON THERE TODAY?
ARE THEY?
That river connects to Snowdin and Hotland.
If you need to get from one place to another, jump in!
Look, that's all we got for public transport, OK!?
So what?
WHAT'S THAT STRANGE WHISPER?
I MIGHT HAVE TO HANG UP.
PAPYRUS ISN'T HOME RIGHT NOW!!
Stop calling me from that creepy room!!
WHAT? MUSHROOMS? CAN YOU EAT THEM?
ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T EAT THEM???
I'D TRY EATING THEM.
It's down south if you want to avoid it.
LANTERNS? UM, OKAY...
CAN YOU EAT THEM???
I'M SERIOUSLY OUT OF IDEAS HERE.
Whatever.
HMMM... A CORRIDOR FILLED WITH WATER.
THAT'S JUST A GUESS.

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.

ATTENTION EVERYONE! I AM GOING TO OPEN THE FRIDGE!
Do you have a monologue for EVERYTHING?
ECHO FLOWERS...
THERE'S ONLY ONE TALKING FLOWER FOR ME!!
NGAHHHH!!
EACH AREA HAS TO HAVE A PRECARIOUS BRIDGE.
IT'S MANDATED BY THE GOVERNMENT.
OF COURSE, KING FLUFFYBOY WANTS TO UNMANDATE IT SAFER.
WHY!!? WON'T HE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?
SPIKES. DANGER BRIDGES. THE PILLARS OF YOUTH.
I'd actually... Forgotten what had happened here.
You just let that poor kid drop to the floor.
Maybe you were just afraid.
But if I hadn't been around, then...?
That's when you ran away when your friend asked for help!!!
Though, who can blame you for fleeing from certain death...?
ME!!!! I'm still TOTALLY disappointed!
That's the WIMPIEST thing you've EVER done!
Apologize to your poor friend, OK, buster!?
BLOCK-PUSHING. KEY-GATHERING. TEDIOUS AGONY.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO RESPECT OUR ROOTS!
UNDYNE, DID YOU REALLY HAVE AN OFFICE JOB?
Well, it was more of a, uh, community service thing.
THAT'S UNDYNE!! ALWAYS HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY!
Uh, yep! Totally of my own volition there!
THAT'S UNDYNE'S DRAMATIC CRAG.
SHE'S ALWAYS POSING ATOP IT.
MUMBLING SOMETHING TO HERSELF...
I THINK IT'S SOMETHING SHE HAS TO MEMORIZE.

Going off-the-cuff... It helped that I... Uh.

Completely forgot the words to my monologue, anyway...
HEY... ISN'T THIS WHERE I CALLED YOU?
I HAVE A PHOTO- GRAPHIC MEMORY FOR PHONE CALLS.
HEY, WHEN ARE WE GONNA HANG WITH UNDYNE?
HEY, WHEN ARE WE GONNA HANG WITH UNDYNE?
THAT'S THE RULE.
Well, you're gonna END as my great friend!!
N... NO!!! NOT THE FLATTERY SUPLEX!!!
OH!!! YOU'RE IN HOTLAND NOW!!!
...HEY SANS, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THERE?
don't worry. i am.
FINALLY, SANS IS DOING HIS JOB.
Wait. Papyrus... When do YOU sleep?
I'M USUALLY TOO BUSY TO SLEEP. WHY???
Well, I was just thinking...
If you're not using that cool car bed, can I have it!?
A WATER COOLER...? IN HOTLAND??? THAT'S WEIRD.
SHOULDN'T IT BE A FIRE COOLER INSTEAD?
WHAT'S A WATER COOLER DO, ANYWAY?
MAKE WATER... COOLER?
SO IT GIVES IT SPIKES AND MAKES IT GLOW?
Thanks for giving me that water, I guess.
A LAB??? MY BROTHER WOULD LOVE THAT!
HE LOVES SCIENCE FICTION!!
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S REAL.
DID YOU TELL HIM?
But she's fine, right!?
(There's some strange interference...)
YOU'RE IN HER ROOM, UNINVITED? WOWIE...

THAT'S EXTREMELY CREEPY.

MAYBE DON'T DO THAT.
HOTLAND, HUH...
I KNOW IT LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND...
WHICH, SINCE I'M ALWAYS WEARING GLOVES...
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT!!!
MY KNOWLEDGE QUANTITY IS STAGNANT.
THE BIGGEST ZERO!
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A FEW THINGS.
A FEW SENTENCES TO STAND AROUND AND REPEAT.
A FEW SENTENCES TO STAND AROUND AND REPEAT.
Come on!!! Make your choice!!!
CONVEYOR BELTS EVERYWHERE?? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
IMAGINE RIDING ONE TO GET TO WORK OR SCHOOL.
RIDICULOUS.
NOW ICE AND SPIKES, THERE'S CONVENIENCE!!!
GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND.
STOP CALLING AND MAKING HER SAY GROSS THINGS.
STEAM VENTS? WOW... THAT SOUNDS AWFUL.
WHAT IF YOU'RE WEARING A DRESS?
GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND!!
Huh!? Did you put on a dress?
ORANGE AND BLUE LASERS, HUH?
JUST KEEP IN MIND WHAT THE COLORS MEAN.
BLUE MEANS JUMP...
AND ORANGE MEANS YOU'LL... SMELL LIKE ORANGES.
THAT'S WHAT I REMEMBER.
HAVE FUN!!
What!? What ABOUT this room!?
Oh, Papyrus. I can't stay mad at you.

IT'S OKAY, I FORGIVE YOU!

(PSST, WHEN WAS SHE MAD AT ME?)
IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY IN SCHOOL.
A REAL TEACHER...
WOULD NEVER ACCEPT DEADLY LASERS AS AN EXCUSE!!
GLAD! I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND!!
Okay, maybe I wouldn't beat up a teacher...
GLAD, I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND.
THEN WHY ARE YOU SKIPPING WORK!?!
IS THAT TRUE!? CAN YOU GET ME AN AUTOGRAPH!?
HE'S MY FAVORITE SEXY RECTANGLE!!
I WISH I LIVED IN HOTLAND!!!
Let's not discuss this anymore.
WHAT? MY BROTHER'S ACTUALLY AT HIS STATION?
BUT SOMEHOW, HE'S SELLING HOTDOGS INSTEAD?
SLACKING OFF BY DOING WORK...
NO FURTHER COMMENT.
Seriously!!
THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101...
CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!!
GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!!
Oh man!!! You wanna hear more of my great idea!?
I'M GONNA HANG UP NOW!!!
SO THE ARROWS FLIP WHEN YOU DO WHAT?
I CAN'T VISUALIZE THIS PUZZLE AT ALL.
CAN YOU DRAW A PICTURE???
THEN HOLD IT UP TO THE RECEIVER??
DID YOU DRAW IT YET?
(AUDIBLE WINK)...
WAIT, WHOSE NUMBER IS THIS???

THE ROYAL GUARD PATROLS THAT AREA.

YES, LIKE SNOWDIN, HOTLAND HAS ROYAL GUARD MEMBERS.
WATERFALL DOESN'T NEED THEM BECAUSE IT'S GOT UNDYNE!!!
DID YOU SEE THEM?
I LOVE THE NEWS! IT'S SO INFORMATIVE...
AND FULL OF CUT- THROAT, EXPLOSIVE ACTION!!!
KA-WOWIE!
What!?!?
...
What?
OM...
THE ENTIRE ROOM IS COVERED IN STEAM THINGIES?
OH MY GOD, CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE A BUS!?!?
HOTLAND STINKS...
DON'T TELL ME MORE OF THIS GARBAGE.
A WHOLE ROOM COVERED IN VENTS? OH NO...
ITS BEST IF YOU DON'T ENCOURAGE HER.
LASERS ON CONVEYORS? NO THANKS.
SOUNDS LIKE MY LEAST FAVORITE NIGHTMARE.
PLEASE STOP ENCOURAGING HER.
WHERE DID THAT TABLE COME FROM?
DOES IT BELONG TO THE MOUSE??
EH???
WAIT, DOES IT COME FROM MILK??
WOW!!! THAT CHOREOGRAPHY!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FRIENDS...
WITH A BONE-A- FIDE OPERA STAR!!!
WOWIE!
I WANT TO MEET DEATH...
WHAT? I? SCREAM?

SURE! I'LL TRY.

A. A. A. A. A.
I'M SCREAMING VERY SLOWLY.
A.
Oh yeah, that reminds me.
I told RG01 and RG02 that if they managed to nab you...
I'd take them both out for ice cream.
I hope you were able to avoid them.
Cause I HATE ice cream!!
I ALMOST CAPTURED YOU...
WHERE'S MY ICE CREAM.
A HOT-L...
THAT'S SHORT FOR HOTLAND, RIGHT?
Well, maybe we would go someplace besides the hotel, too...
OH, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.
I WOULD NEVER TAKE A VACATION FOR ANY REASON.
A FANCY SCHMANCY RESTAURANT!?!?
AFTER TASTING MY COOKING, THAT SEEMS POINTLESS, RIGHT?
I BET THEY CAN'T EVEN MAKE SPAGHETTI!
Are you treating us? Do they have steak?
ISN'T FRIENDSHIP DELICIOUS?
CAREFUL. LOTS OF HOTELS ARE INFESTED NOWADAYS.
THEY CAN SLIDE UNDER CLOSED DOOR HOLES 1 INCH HIGH.
WHAT DO I MEAN? YOU'LL KNOW IT IF YOU SEE IT.
(You hear a muffled bark behind one of the doors.)
WHAT WAS THAT???
So you hate this dog, but like weird talking flowers?
THE FLOWER IS MY FRIEND!
I mean, if having an imaginary friend makes you happy...
OH MY GOD!! HE'S NOT IMAGINARY! HE HAS A NAME!

What's his name.

FL...
FLOWERY?
Oh my GOD!!! You just made that up!!
OK, I DID!! BUT HE'S REAL!!
...WHY?
MY GARAGE IS ALWAYS OPEN TO YOU!!
THE PRICE IS RIGHT!!
THE ELEVATOR SAYS L1.
BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LINGUINE?
LINGUINE. THE FLAT PASTA.
IT CAN ALSO BE USED TO TIE UP PRESENTS.
THE FLATNESS MAKES A NICE RIBBON.
IS ELEVATOR REALLY SPELLED THAT WAY?
Probably?
THE ELEVATOR SAYS R1.
BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RAVIOLI?
RAVIOLI... THE DUMPLING-TYPE PASTA.
THE TREASURE CHEST OF THE CULINARY WORLD.
YOU CAN PUT GEMS OR GOLD INSIDE.
I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE!
(The phone won't turn on.)
light sea foam green.
AREN'T YOU WORKING IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM!?
THE ELEVATOR SAYS L2.
BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LASAGNA?
I HOPE NOT. I DON'T MAKE LASAGNA ANYMORE.
THAT GLUTTONOUS DOG ALWAYS EATS IT FIRST!
FIRST MY BONES, AND NOW THIS...
THEN IT RETREATS INTO A SHALLOW BLUE BOX.

COVERS ITSELF WITH A BLANKET, AND SLEEPS...

THE ELEVATOR SAYS L3.
BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LUMACONI?
THAT'S THE SNAIL- SHAPED PASTA!
SANS BOUGHT SOME RECENTLY.
HE'LL PROBABLY FILL THEM WITH HOTDOGS AND SLIME.
HEY!! MAYBE HE'LL SHARE SOME WITH YOU!
IT'S DECIDED!! L STANDS FOR!!
A HEART THAT UNDYNE HAS MADE NAUSEOUS?
THE ELEVATOR SAYS R3.
BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? ROTINI?
THE SCREW-SHAPED PASTA.
I USED IT TO HOLD MY SENTRY STATION TOGETHER.
MY WHOLE STATION IS MADE OUT OF CARDBOARDHYDRATES!
BUT IF YOU FACE THE OTHER WAY...
HOW CAN YOU KNOW THEY ARE REALLY STILL WRONG?
Let's not get philosophical over the alphabet.
PAPYRUS? WHO IS THAT?
THIS IS... COOLSKELETON95.
SORRY. CAN'T TALK. I'M BUSY BEING POPULAR ON-LINE.
NYEH HEH HEH! ONLY KIDDING! YOU HAVE BEEN HAD!
IT WAS PAPYRUS PLAYING A SIMPLE GENTLEMAN'S RUSE!
WINK!
YOU CAN SEE ME WINKING, RIGHT.
FINE then! I'm not Undyne!
The name's... StrongFish91!
WHAT!? REALLY!? OH NO!!!
STRONGFISH!! PLEASE BRING BACK MY FRIEND UNDYNE!
Uh, OK.
It took forever to hose everything off.

YOU DID IT!! MY DIRECTIONS HELPED YOU!!

I'M A GOOD EXPLAINER!
NYEH HEH HEH!
PLAID TILES ARE...
HEADING INTO THE CORE...? HMMM.
YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO CALL PAST THERE.
I KNOW! IT SOUNDS AWFUL!
HOW WILL YOU GET BY WITHOUT ME?
WELL, I HAVE CONFIDENCE YOU WILL FIND A WAY!
I WILL TALK TO YOU AGAIN, SO DO NOT WORRY!
GOOD LUCK OUT THERE!
QUIT IT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE!
The CORE is a huge tower of electric energy.
So I don't think your phone will work through it...
OH NO!
WHAT WILL YOU DO WITHOUT US...?
You have something you have to do, right...?
Well...
Even without words, we'll be with you in spirit, OK!?
YEAH! YOU CAN'T GET RID OF US!
We're counting on you, so don't mess it up!
We're not going to say goodbye to you just yet!
AND MAYBE A FEW OPENING BANDS.
THEY COULD PLAY MY THEME SONG!
I JUST NEED TO GET A THEME SONG.
We could use the spears as kabob skewers!
AND BONES AS KABONE SKEWERS!
What's a kabone?
LIKE A KABOB BUT WITH ONLY BONES.
JUST CURIOUS.

Papyrus, wait, you know I'm joking, right...?

OF COURSE!
EVERYONE KNOWS SPIDERS HAVE WEBBED FEET.
(The signal is clogged with cobwebs...)
I'VE HEARD THERE ARE TWO GROUPS OF SPIDERS.
ONE IN HOTLAND, AND ONE IN THE RUINS.
SINCE THE SPIDERS CAN'T CROSS THE COLD OF SNOWDIN.
THEY NEED SOME KIND OF TRANSPORT.
LIKE A TANDEM MOTORCYCLE WITH EIGHT WHEELS.
OR A UNICYCLE WITH EIGHT WHEELS!
FANGS FOR VISITING MY WEB-SITE.
THAT'S WHAT SPIDERS LIKE TO POST.
HMMM... A MYSTERIOUS SCIENCE HOUSE.
the sign outside says "lab."
LAB?
like... laboratory.
LABRADOR... Y?
DOES THAT MEAN THERE ARE DOGS INSIDE?
i mean.
i wouldn't rule it out.
STRANGE DOG'S HOUSE...
WAIT...
UNDYNE, DO YOU LIKE ANIME?
UH OH!!!
I MEAN, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY.
MAYBE I ACTUALLY DO LIKE ANIME!
You don't have to say that, Papyrus.
MAYBE I'M A BABY WHO LOVES CARTOONS FOR CHILDREN!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT, PAPYRUS!!
What!? Royal Guards are blocking the way!?

Then I'll tell them to...!

Well, nothing, I guess.
I already told them to seek out and destroy you!
And I can't just tell them I've changed my mind.
You see, Alphys showed me these animations about...
Uhhh, humans? So I can learn their weaknesses?
And one of them is about this human that, uh...
Well, suffice to say, they can control people's minds!!!
Surprised? I know your kind's hidden power!
Anyway, I told my crew that if I ever defended a human...
I must be under some kind of mind control!
And to disregard EVERYTHING that I tell them!
So, sorry... But my hands are tied.
By the way, that animation is really good!
I'm not going to tell them to let you by!
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY.
-----------------------------------------------------------(Noticed you received a text from Toriel.)
Sincerely, Toriel.
-----------------------------------------------------------(Toriel has not sent any more messages.)
You tripped into a line of Moldsmals.
A pair of Froggits hop towards you.
Moldsmal and Moldsmal block the way.
Vegetoid came out of the earth!
Vegetoid and Loox attacked!
A pair of Vegetoids came out of the ground!
A pair of Loox decided to pick on you!
But nobody came.
Chilldrake saunters up!

Icecap and Chilldrake pose like bad guys.

Icecap and Snowdrake pose like bad guys.
Jerry clings to you!
Icecap and Snowdrake confront you, sighing. Jerry.
Pyrope bounds towards you!
Moldbygg and Woshua appear.
Madjick pops out of its hat!
Final Froggit was already there, waiting for you.
Astigmatism drew near.
Whimsalot rushed in!
Whimsalot and Final Froggit appeared.
Whimsalot and Astigmatism appeared.
Final Froggit and Astigmatism appeared.
What a nightmare!
Mercenaries emerge from the shadows.
Defuse the bomb!
Defuse the extremely agile glass of water!
Extremely Agile Glass Of Water
Defuse the script!
Script Bomb
Basket Bomb
Present Bomb
Game Bomb
A strange parade blocks the path.
Smells like sweet lemons.
,
drew near!
Glad Dummy lets you go.
That doesn't seem correct.
You tripped over some Moldessas.

Can you believe it?

Whimsalot and Parsnik appeared.
Eyes appeared from the shadows.
Looks like a real party.
Party from Hell.
UNDERTALE v1.00 (C) Toby Fox 2015
[PRESS Z OR ENTER]
well... just calling to say.
did you ever take off that gross bandage...?
I KNOW, THAT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS DOESN'T IT?
BUT SHE FEELS SO HURT AND BETRAYED.
AND ANGRY AT HERSELF, TOO.
SHE SAYS...
SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY...
SHE EVER LET HERSELF BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU.
THAT SHE KNEW WHAT HUMANS WERE LIKE...
AND YET SHE STILL FAILED TO RESIST.
MORE PEOPLE GOT HURT BECAUSE OF HER MISTAKE.
I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTATE.
HOW MUCH SHE HATES YOU.
IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS, BUT...
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NEVER COME BACK HERE.
IF YOU DO, UNDYNE WILL DEFINITELY DESTROY YOU.
NOT EVEN THE QUEEN CAN STOP HER.
SO, UH... GOODBYE FOREVER.
I'LL MISS YOU, MY FRIEND.
SHE'S NOT VERY HAPPY.
SHE SAYS THINGS LIKE...
"I COULDN'T PROTECT HER...
IT'S HARD TO GET HER TO DO ANYTHING NOW.

I EVEN SUGGESTED WE TRY TO GET REVENGE ON YOU.

YOU KNOW, SO I COULD SEE YOU AGAIN.
BUT SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME AND SAID...
REVENGE WON'T BRING ANYBODY BACK.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU DID, BUT...
CAN YOU PLEASE BRING BACK HER FRIENDS?
IF YOU MADE THEM DISAPPEAR?
PLEASE...
UNDYNE'S NOT DOING VERY WELL.
BYE.
SHE STILL BLAMES YOU...
FOR THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ASGORE.
SHE TALKS TO ME A LOT...
ABOUT GETTING REVENGE ON YOU.
SHE HAS A LUDICROUS PLAN...
TO CROSS THE BARRIER AND BEAT YOU UP.
TO BE HONEST, I THINK IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
BUT I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE IT'S NOT!!!
CAUSE I WANT TO GO WITH HER!
THEN I'D GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
EVEN IF I'D HAVE TO FIGHT YOU.
WELL, KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED!
AND KEEP IN TOUCH...
IT'LL MAKE OUR PLANS EASIER.
BYE!
AND ALPHYS' DISAPPEARANCE, TOO.
SHE'S NOT VERY HAPPY.
SHE SAYS THINGS LIKE...
BUT SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME AND SAID...
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU DID, BUT...

H-hey, Undyne, are you okay...?

I'm fine. Why don't you talk for a while?
U... uh, okay!
Man, she's tsundere...
Um, hi...
S-sorry, I hate talking on the phone.
I don't really know what to say.
Hey, why didn't you tell me the queen was so cute?
Uh, I mean, uh...
Mettaton's doing OK!
And! Um!
I'm trying to figure a way for us to get out of here!
B-but I kinda have no idea what I'm doing.
I'll figure it out eventually, though.
The queen is a lot different from ASGORE...
She actually checks to see if I'm doing anything.
She's really turned this whole place around!
Oh! Hey! Wait a second!
Hey! TORIEL! Do you wanna talk to...?
Well, she says she's busy.
Oh, she SAYS she's busy.
IF SHE KNEW WHO WE WERE TALKING TO...
B-but, if you want to, call and talk to her any time.
Yeah! She'd be happy to hear from ya!
See ya, punk!
G-good... Good...
Hey, why do I have to be the one to hang up?
Eheheh... I hate goodbyes...
Um, we'll see you again someday!
along with the life of undyne, their greatest hero.

she was pretty mad after what happened to asgore and alphys.
i've been knocking on the door to the RUINS...
but that woman hasn't been answering me...
HEY, SANS, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
oh, just the human.
OH, COOL.
WAIT, DID YOU SAY THE HUMAN!?
CAN I TALK TO THEM???
sure, knock yourself out.
HEY!!! UNDYNE'S THE EMPRESS NOW!!
IT'S AMAZING!!!
AND SHE APPOINTED ME TO BE...
THE MOST IMPORTANT ROYAL POSITION!!!
THAT'S IT. THAT'S LITERALLY THE TITLE.
WHAT DO I DO?
SHE TOLD ME TO, UM...
STAND AROUND AND LOOK CUTE.
WELL!!! THAT'S THE PERFECT JOB FOR ME!!!
I DO THAT ALL THE TIME, WITHOUT TRYING!!
FINALLY!! I'M IMPORTANT.
AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU,
AND THE HORRIBLE THINGS YOU DID.
THANK YOU, HUMAN!
COME BACK AND VISIT SOMETIME!!
WAIT... UNDYNE WOULD PROBABLY KILL YOU.
BUT... YOU'D GET TO SEE ME.
SO YOU GOTTA RISK IT!!!
YOU GOTTA!!!
SEE YOU SOON.
so, it's been a while.

since you left, things have... gotten interesting.

with ASGORE gone, the people looked to undyne to rule...
but she was nowhere to be found.
so mettaton just kind of... took over?
he's brainwashed everyone with his stupid TV show.
and made the underground into his personal paradise.
it's honestly... kinda disturbing.
as for me? oh, yeah...
i'm his agent.
HEY THERE, DARLING!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR HARD WORK...
THANKS TO YOU, THE UNDERGROUND IS MORE EXCITING THAN EVER!
OOH LA LA... STATUES... MONUMENTS TO MY BEAUTY...
FLOWERS IN THE ARRANGEMENT OF MY NAME...
HEDGES IN THE SHAPE OF MY SMILE...
UNDER MY RULE, THE UNDERGROUND'S PROBLEMS ARE OVER, BABY!
CROWDING? DREARINESS???
WHO NEEDS THE SUN WHEN YOU'VE GOT THE SPOTLIGHT!!?
ECONOMIC COLLAPSE? EDUCATION PROBLEMS? WHAT!?
EVERYTHING'S COVERED IN GOLDEN GLITTER!
THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS, BEAUTIFUL!
AND, I'VE ENSTATED A NEW POLICY ON HUMANITY.
IF A HUMAN FALLS DOWN HERE...
THEY CAN JOIN MY FAN CLUB FOR FREE!
OH, YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING ABOUT ALPHYS.
DON'T WORRY!
I BUILT A STATUE OF HER, TOO.
REALLY THOUGH. I REALIZED I WAS...
NOT THE GREATEST TO HER.
SO I WENT TO APOLOGIZE.

AND, TO ASK HER TO HELP ME RULE.

BUT I COULDN'T FIND HER.
TRUST ME. I LOOKED.
ANYWAY.
I HOPE YOUR LIFE AFTER MEETING ME...
HAS BEEN WORTH LIVING.
IT MUST BE A STRUGGLE.
PLEASE, THINK OF ME ALWAYS.
JUST CONSTANTLY. THINK OF ME POSING. BEAUTIFULLY...
OH YESSSS!!!
OH YESSSS!!!
OH, MY OTHER AGENT WANTS TO TALK.
HEY!!! IT'S ME, PAPYRUS!!
IMAGINE ME WEARING COOL GLASSES, AND A SUIT.
AND IMAGINE SANS WEARING SUNGLASSES BEING A BOUNCER.
THAT'S OUR LIFE... IT'S SO COOL!!!
THINGS HAVE GOTTEN WAY BETTER SINCE YOU CAME HERE!!!
WELL, MINUS THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING SUCKS...
FOR ANYONE THAT DOESNT WORSHIP METTATON.
AND MINUS THE FACT THAT MY FRIEND UNDYNE IS MISSING.
WHO KNOWS WHERE SHE WENT.
SHE NEVER LIKED METTATON'S SHOW.
PEOPLE WHO DON'T TEND TO KIND OF...
DISAPPEAR.
I MISS HER A LOT SOMETIMES.
IF YOU SEE HER, CAN YOU TELL HER I SAID HI?
THANKS! SEE YOU LATER!
this is what happens when people like me take it easy.
see ya.
it seems a number of important people disappeared overnight.

but no one else was harmed.

the people were confused. it was complete bedlam.
somehow, at the end of the day...
a small, white dog became president of the underground.
it sleeps on the throne and does absolutely nothing.
strangely, it seems this is the best life for everyone.
thanks.
You'll have to load your SAVE file, and...
Well, in the meantime, why don't you go see Undyne?
But, despite everything, your happy ending didn't come.
Why...?
I know why.
Go to Dr. Alphys.
Your date with her has really just begun.
So you went the whole way through without killing...
And then you decided to kill ASGORE?
What the hell is WRONG with you?
You COMPLETELY missed the point.
Are you trolling me?
Because.
No.
You are only trolling yourself.
What a waste of everybody's time.
All you had to do was make friends.
With Papyrus, Undyne, and then Alphys.
But you were too busy messing it up!
Hey.
Since you defeated me.
Interesting...
So, even with everything you did...

The outcome's still the same.

In the end, your choices were an illusion.
NOTHING you do really matters!
Hee hee hee!
...
Well.
You DID do what I told you.
I guess it's up to me to get you a REAL happy ending.
For starters, you can't do it by yourself.
Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys... these guys.
Are you friends with all of them yet?
Maybe you should go back and... "hang" with them.
The power of friendship...
That always saves the day, right?
So, killing people is ACTUALLY fine...?
Sure.
I'm glad we agree on the value of a life.
I've learned SO MUCH from you.
Though... are you REALLY gonna keep doing things halfway?
The amount of people you killed...
It's honestly DISAPPOINTING.
You IDIOT.
You really can't do ANYTHING right.
Why,
...?
Why?
Hahaha...
Is this REVENGE?
Making me watch you act so pure and happy, while I...?
Making me watch you live out your life, while I...?

...
No.
NO.
I KNOW what you're doing.
You just want to see what it's all like.
Before we TEAR IT AWAY from them.
Ahahaha...
Genius,
Well, I'll let you mess around.
I know you'll come back eventually.
And when that time comes...
I'll be waiting for you.
UNDERTALE
UNDERTALE the Musical
HANGOUT GUIDEBOOK
"FRIENDSHIP HUD."
TO HANG OUT."
WILL HANG OUT WITH YOU!!!
THAT THING ON YOUR BODY...
THAT BANDAGE HANGING OFF OF YOU...
THAT TUTU AROUND YOUR WAIST...
THOSE GLASSES ON YOUR FACE...
THAT APRON YOU PUT ON...
THAT COWBOY HAT ON YOUR HEAD...
THAT LOCKET AROUND YOUR NECK.
YOU'VE WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH ME FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!??
YOU'RE WAY BETTER AT HANGING OUT THAN I AM!!!
N-NOOOO!!! YOUR FRIENDSHIP POWER!!!
WAS YOUR FRIENDSHIP...
JUST IN CASE SOMEBODY HAPPENS TO ASK ME ON A DATE!!!

HAVE NEVER BEEN BEATEN AT HANGING OUT, AND I NEVER WILL!

JUST IN CASE SOMEONE WANTS TO HANG OUT!
BEHOLD!!!
THEREFORE...
THIS HANG-OUT WON'T ESCALATE ANY FURTHER!
GO AHEAD! OPEN IT!
YOU CAN'T EVEN BRING YOURSELF TO HARM MY DELICATE WRAPPING??
N-NO... THAT TECHNIQUE!
IT'S TOO STRONG!
COUNTERATTACK! I'LL OPEN THE PRESENT MYSELF!!
RIGHT!
NYEH HEH HEH! THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
THOUGH THIS APPEARS TO BE SPAGHETTI...
EAT THIS! MY ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE!!!
YOU MEAN...
YOU'RE LETTING ME HAVE IT INSTEAD?
BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE PASTA...
IMPOSSIBLE!! TAKING MY PRESENT AND TURNING IT AROUND ON ME!
Uh, well, how about...
This magical spear repair kit, that I...
Um...
Hey, let's forget about the items!
Let's just start the date!
DATING!! START!!
Yeah!!! Let's, uh, date!
...uh...
Do you... like... Anime...?
H-hey! Me too!!
Oh.

Hey! Let's!! Go somewhere!!!

But where's a good place to go on a date...?
...
I've got it!!!
Let's go to the garbage dump!!!
Here we are!
This is where Undyne and I come all the time...
We find all sorts of great stuff here.
Heh, she's really...
Uh...
Oh no.
That's her over there.
I c-can't let her see me on a date with you!
Because, uh... Well...
Oh no, here she comes!!
und
yyy
Hey!! There you are!!
I, uh, realized, if you deliver that thing...
It might be a bad idea.
So I'm gonna do it!!! Give it to me!!!
Huh!? You don't have it!?
Ngggaaahhh!!
Have you at least seen her!?
Yeah Nope
Yes?
So she's somewhere around here...
Thanks. I'll keep looking.
No???
But she wasn't at home...

Where the heck could she be!?

Oh my god...
W... well, I guess it's obvious, huh?
I... uh... I really like her.
I mean, more than I like other people!
I'm sorry.
I j-just figured, y-you know...
It'd be f-fun to go on like, a cute, kind of...
Pretend date with you? T-to make you feel better?
Well, it sounds even worse when I put it like that.
I'm sorry. I messed up again.
Undyne's the person I... Um... really want to go on a date with.
But, I mean... She's way out of my league.
N-not that you aren't, um, cool!
B-but... Undyne...
She's so confident... And strong... And funny...
And I'm just a nobody.
A fraud.
I'm the royal scientist, but...
All I've ever done is hurt people.
I've told her so many lies, she thinks I'm...
She thinks I'm a lot cooler than I actually am.
If she gets close to me, she'll...
She'll find out the truth about me.
What should I do?
Tell her Keep the truth lying
The truth...?
But if I tell her that, she'll hate me.
Isn't it better this way?
To live a lie where both people are happy...

Or a truth where neither of us are?

They say "be yourself."
But I don't really like who "myself" is.
I'd rather just be whatever makes people like me.
Eheheh...
No, you're right.
Every day I'm scared...
Scared what will happen if people learn the truth on their own.
They'll all get hurt because of me...
But how can I tell UNDYNE the tr... truth?
I d-don't have the confidence...
I'm going to mess it up! How can I practice!?
Yeah... yeah, you're right!
I've come this far, I c-can't tell her now!
Sh-she'd be really hurt if she found out, right?
S-so it'll just be, uh, a little secret!
What people don't know can't hurt them!!
Th-thank God I've got an honest friend like you!!
B... but what if she finds out on her own, somehow?
Or if I ever m-mess up...
Sh-she'd find out the truth, and...
Pr-probably be even more hurt than if I told her myself.
N-not to mention, l-lying so far... h... has...
Been really stressful, and scary.
I think I'm going to have to tell her the truth.
B-but how!?
I... I don't have the confidence...
How am I supposed to practice something like that!?
Let's Obviously Roleplay Let's It Roleplay
R... roleplay?

...That actually sounds kind of fun!

OK, which one of us will be Undyne?
I'll be You'll be Undyne Undyne
Oh. Right. Obviously. Ehehe.
Ahem.
Ha! Ha! Glad to hear it!!
Th... thanks!
What is it, THEN SHe Alphys. Kisses YOu
Umm, you see... I... I...
I... I h-haven't been exactly truthful w-w-with you...
Y... you see, I... I...
Oh, forget it!
Undyne!!!
I... I want to tell you how I feel!
Y-you're so brave, a-and s-strong... A-and nice...
Y-you always listen t-to me when I talk about n-n-nerdy stuff...
Y-you always d-d-do your best to m-make me f-f-feel special...
L-like t-telling me that y-you'll b-beat up anyone that g-gets in my way...
WH-WHAT!?
M-m-me? Undyne???
Uh, uh, uh, uh, ok!
Talk, to you? Hmmm... I guess so.
I often seem excited to listen to you for some reason.
I will make intent eye contact with you so you sweat while you talk.
So, what is it?
What!? A... alphys!?
What's gotten into you!?
H-hotbaby!? How dare you call me that!?
First off, I'm a baby KNIGHT!
Captain of the babies!!!

Uh, now pretend I'm suplexing a boulder for no reason.

Um! Anyway! What do you want to say, Alphys!?
Let's tell Alphys Undyne the gives u truth a kiss,
What!?
So you've been lying to me the whole time...
Alphys!!! I can't believe you!
You w-worthless slime!
How could you betray our friendship!!
After how much I trusted you!!!
WH-WHAT!? I WOULD NEVER...
Alphys! What are you d-doing!
I s-say, pushing you away from me...
You sh-shouldn't k-kiss me...!!
B-but, y-you're so good at it...
B-b-b-because of what you learned from th-those d-d-dating video games...
I.... I c-c-can't help but k-k-kiss you back...
ALPHYS! I'LL NEVER LOVE YOU!
NEVER WILL YOU FEEL MY PASSIONATE EMBRACE!!!
I, UNDYNE, WILL NEVER KISS YOU WITH MY BEAUTIFUL LIPS!!!
NGAHHHH!!! NGAHHH!!!!
I'M UNDYNE AND I'M PILING ON THE SMOOCHES!!!
...
...no, I can survive this...
I have to be strong.
For Alphys.
Thank you, human, for telling me the truth.
I'll try my best to live in this world...
See you later!
You put some water in the pot and place it on the heat.
You wait for the water to boil...

...... ...
It's boiling.
You place the noodles into the pot.
4 minutes left until the noodles are finished.
3 minutes left until the noodles are finished.
2 minutes left until the noodles are finished.
1 minute left until the noodles are finished.
The noodles are finished.
...they don't taste very good.
You add the flavor packet.
That's better.
Not great, but better.
You remove the Instant Noodles from their packaging.
You ate the Instant Noodles.
Don't worry about it.
Absorbed
I'm lovin' it.
But it didn't work.
nope
FAILURE
MISS
Froggit doesn't seem to know why it's here.
The battlefield is filled with the smell of mustard seed.
You are intimidated by Froggit's raw strength. Only kidding.
Froggit is trying to run away.
Froggit didn't understand what you said, but was scared anyway.
Ribbit, ribbit.
Hop, hop.
Meow.
I'm sorry...

I have no choice..
Forgive me...
*sniff sniff*
I can't handle this...
Whimsun is hyperventilating.
Whimsun is having trouble flying.
WHIMSUN - ATK 5 DEF 0 This monster is too sensitive to fight...
Halfway through your first word, Whimsun bursts into tears and runs away.
You raise your arms and wiggle your fingers. Whimsun freaks out!
FILTHY SINGLE MINDER..
LEGION! WE ARE LEGION
HEED THE SWARM
IN UNISON, NOW
I DON'T CARE.
La la~ Just be yourself~
Nothin' like alone time!
Hiya~
Migosp refuses to give up.
Contains Vitamin A
Part Of A Complete Breakfast
Farmed Locally, Very Locally
Fresh Morning Taste
Ate Your Greens
Plants Can't Talk Dummy
Vegetoid gave a mysterious smile.
Vegetoid cackles softly.
It smells like steamed carrots and peas.
Vegetoid seems kind of bruised.
VEGETOID - ATK 6 DEF 6 Serving Size: 1 Monster Not monitored by the USDA
You tried to eat Vegetoid, but it wasn't weakened enough.

You took a bite out of Vegetoid. You recovered 5 HP!

I've got my eye on you.
Don't point that at me.
Quit staring at me.
What an eyesore.
How about a staring contest?
You rude little snipe!
Loox is gazing at you.
Loox gnashes its teeth.
Loox is watering.
i'm fine, thanks.
just pluggin along...
nnnnnn ggghhh.
oh, i'm REAL funny.
go ahead, do it.
i'd just weigh you down.
i knew it...
oh no...
Napstablook is staring into the distance.
Napstablook is wishing they weren't here.
Napstablook is pretending to sleep.
The faint odor of ectoplasm permeates the vicinity.
NAPSTABLOOK - ATK 10 DEF 10 This monster doesn't seem to have a sense of
humor...
You give Napstablook a cruel look.
You try to console Napstablook...
Y... you... really hate me that much?
Now I see who I was protecting by keeping you here.
Not you...
But them!

Ha... ha...
...
You couldn't think of any conversation topics.
You tried to think of something to say again, but...
Ironically, talking does not seem to be the solution to this situation.
You thought about telling Toriel that you saw her die.
But... That's creepy.
Can you show mercy without fighting or running away...?
Can you show mercy without running away...?
Not worth talking to.
Burble burb...
*Slime sounds*
*Sexy wiggle*
Moldsmal burbles quietly.
Moldsmal is ruminating.
The aroma of lime gelatin wafts through.
Moldsmal has started to spoil.
MOLDSMAL - ATK 6 DEF 0 It's a different color, so it's a bit stronger now.
You lie immobile with Moldsmal. You feel like you understand the world a little
better.
You wiggle your hips. Moldsmal wiggles back. What a meaningful conversation!
Shiver, shiver.
The battlefield is filled with the smell of mustard seed.
You are intimidated by Froggit's raw strength. Only kidding.
Where's YOUR hat?
Your head looks so ...NAKED
Snow? No! It's hat residue.
I just looove my hat. OK?
Fine!!! I don't care!!!
What? What are you doing?

DUH! Who DOESN'T know?

My hat's too loud for me to hear you.
I KNEW IT!!! THIEF!!
HELP!!! FASHION POLICE!!
Haha! That was ACTUALLY funny!
Ha! Imitated it spot- on!
That's the best one in a while!
Ice Cap also wants a hat for its nose.
Ice Cap makes sure its hat is still there.
Ice Cap is thinking about a certain article of clothing.
Here comes that new clothes smell.
Ice Cap's hat is loose.
And succeeded! (It melts in your hands...)
Guys, it's COLD. Does ANYONE care?
Why are we doing this? What a fail.
SHHHH! I'm THINKING, guys!!
Well... can YOU give me a ride home?
Huh? Did they ditch me...? SOME friends!
Awkwarrrd.
So, like, what are you even doing?
Hahaha! Say something else funny!
Haha! Wow! Drake, you suck!
Hahaha! Where do you get your ideas!?!
Jerry eats powdery food and licks its hands loudly.
Jerry sneezes without covering its nose.
Smells like....... Jerry.
Jerry is wounded.
The other monsters celebrate Jerry's disappearance.
Return of Jerry.
JERRY - ATK 0 DEF 20 Everyone knows Jerry. Makes attacks 2 seconds longer.

I... I...
What can I say...
What's the point...
So... Cold...
Yeah... I like my hair too.
Hmm... Hats are for posers.
So I can still impress you?
I wanted you to see me as cool.
'Ice Cap' is no more.
It smells like frozen despair.
Ice doesn't mind its identity.
It's melting.
ICE - ATK 1 DEF 0 Without its cap...
You inform Ice Cap that it still looks fine...
(Wag wag)
(Thinks of food)
(Tiny bark)
(Pants fast)
Lesser Dog cocks its head to one side.
Lesser Dog thinks your weapon is a dog treat.
Lesser Dog is really not paying attention.
Smells like dog chow.
Lesser Dog shows no signs of stopping.
Lesser Dog is learning to read.
Lesser Dog has gone where no Dog has gone before.
Lesser Dog tucks its tail between its legs.
LESSER DOG - ATK 7 DEF 0 Wields a stone dogger made of pomer-granite.
It smells like freshly- squeezed puppy juice.
Greater Dog is seeking affection.
Greater Dog is contented.

Greater Dog is panting slowly.

GREATER DOG
ATK
DEF It's so excited that it thinks fighting is just play.
You pet the dog.
Tummy rubs are forbidden.
Greater Dog is too far away to pet. You just pet the air.
You play with the dog.
SWEET
NICEY
RAD
VIBIN
applaud
nothing
boo
Look. Watch. Observe.
Sorry... for NOTHING *ollies*
Mmm, Fresh Sweet Haters
An arrogant-smelling wind blows through.
Glyde is dying, but in a cool way.
You do nothing. No effect.
ALAS, POOR PAPYRUS!
...
SO YOU'RE SERIOUS...
TRY HOLDING THE 'UP' BUTTON TO JUMP!!!
NYEH HEH HEH!
YOUR BARBS HIDE A HIDDEN AFFECTION! YOU EMOTIONAL CACTUS!
DON'T WASTE YOUR WORDS ON ME!
LET'S DATE L-LATER!! AFTER I CAPTURE YOU!
Papyrus is preparing a bone attack.

Papyrus dabs marinara sauce behind his ear.

Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Bishie Cream behind his ear.
Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Anime Powder behind his ear.
Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Cute Juice behind his ear.
Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Attraction Slime behind his ear.
Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Beauty Yogurt behind his ear.
Papyrus realizes he doesn't have ears.
DON'T...!
You INSULT, but to no avail. Seems ACTing won't escalate this battle...
Papyrus is too busy FIGHTing to accept your insult.
OH NO!!!
You FLIRT, but to no avail. Seems ACTing won't escalate this battle...
Papyrus is too busy FIGHTing to flirt back.
Is this funny to you?
Don't put any more on me!
Leave me alone...
Hohoho! Go ahead and laugh...
Get this off of me...
Thanks.
You even wrapped it...
I don't want your gift!
How do I know it's not a trick?
GOSHDARN TEENAGE GOOGLY EYES!!!
I WAS STARTING TO TRUST YOU!!!
Er... Those are real.
Thanks for nothing!
Gyftrot laments its lack of hands.
Gyftrot distrusts your youthful demeanor.
Ah, the scent of fresh pine needles.
Gyftrot tries vainly to remove its decorations.

Gyftrot stumbles blindly.

Gyftrot is slightly less irritated.
Gyftrot looks disappointed.
Gyftrot's antlers tremble.
GYFTROT
DEF Some teens "decorated" it as a prank.
You remove the striped cane that says "I use this tiny cane to walk" on it.
You remove the barbed wire made of pipe cleaners.
You remove a small, confused dog.
You remove a stocking filled with chicken nuggets.
You remove the shirt that says 'I'm with stupid' and points inward.
You try to undecorate...?
You remove the googly eyes.
You add some googly eyes you found on the ground.
You can't improve on perfection.
You give the cheapest gift of all... Friendship.
You give your remaining money because you can't think of a better gift.
Gyftrot refuses your gift.
Hey now. You aren't made of friendship.
Hm? What's that smell?
Paws off you smelly human.
What about me...... ........
Whine.
Whimper.
Dogamy is brokenhearted.
But you smell just as weird as before!
The Dogs already know you smell fine.
Dogamy won't even lift up his snout.
Dogamy just growls at you.
The Dogs are too suspicious of your smell.

(Smell mystery)
(A dog that pets dogs... Amazing!)
(That's not your husband, OK?)
(Misery awaits you.)
(Kneel and suffer!)
The Dogs keep shifting their axes to protect each other.
The Dogs are re-evaluating your smell.
The Dogs are practicing for the next couples contest.
The Dogs are saying sickly sweet things to each other.
The Dogaressa won't even lift up her snout.
The Dogaressa just growls at you.
It moved !! It didn't NOT move!
Will it move this time?
Doggo is confirming the moving object.
DOGGO
FETCH?
MOVING?
"Ice" to meet you.
Ice puns are "snow" problem
Fights you in "cold" blood.
M.. m.. macaroni and "freeze"
Do I really ...
Hey...
Guys... guys...
You have good taste!! (In jokes)
Thanks, you're all great.
What are YOU laughin' at?!?
Ha... Ha... Nice try.
THIS won't be funny either!
Is your flesh rotten as you?

(Insults towards humans)

IT'S JUST LIKE 'EM
HAHA YOU'RE BETTER
YOU NAILED IT
That's not like me...
I don't do it that way...
It's better when I do it...
Snowdrake is assessing the crowd.
Snowdrake is practicing its next pun.
Snowdrake is laughing at your imitation of its cohort.
Snowdrake pretends not to care.
Snowdrake is puffed up..
Snowdrake is flaking apart.
You boo the Snowdrake.
You tell the Snowdrake that they aren't funny.
You tell the Snowdrake that no one will ever love them the way they are...
They struggle to make a retort, and slink away utterly crushed...
You laugh at Snowdrake before it says anything funny.
You make a bad ice pun.
The other monsters think it's hilarious...
Brush my teeth? No way in heck!
NEVER do your homework !!
No bedtime! Only DEADTIME
*turns music up all the way*
Do you... really ...
I don't think you...
To tell you the truth...
You don't know my cause!!
Only Snowy can do that.
You ain't Snowy.

Stick to puns. They're better.

WRONG! Let's fight and die.
Actually ... Death?
Defiance can't be defied!
HAHA WOWEE
Where's Snowy right now?
Ha... Ha...
Nice try, laugh Picasso.
Chilldrake starts a one- monster riot.
Chilldrake is chanting an anarchist spell.
Chilldrake is eating its own homework.
It smells like "Ice" scented body-spray.
Chilldrake is wondering where Snowy went.
Chilldrake feels neutered by your agreement.
Chilldrake is laughing at your imitation of its cohort.
Chilldrake pretends not to care.
Chilldrake is puffed up..
Chilldrake is flaking apart.
CHILLDRAKE
DEF Rebels against everything!! Looking for its friend Snowy.
You tell Chilldrake it's all wrong.
You agree with Chilldrake before it gives its speech.
You agree with Chilldrake. It seems to get very uncomfortable...
You make fun of Chilldrake.
You make fun of Chilldrake.
bodypart
teeth and eyes
leg
SOUL
hand

Wosh u
Your SOUL is unclean
Out!!! Darned spot
Oops, I meant... scrub a sub-SUBS
Scrub a dub-dubs
Yuck!
Fresh!
NO. THAT JOKE'S TOO... DIRTY
Woshua wonders if tears are sanitary.
Woshua is rinsing off a pizza.
Woshua is looking for some good clean fun.
Smells like detergent.
Woshua is revolted at its own wounds.
WOSHUA
DEF This humble germophobe seeks to cleanse the whole world.
You reach out. Woshua recoils from your touch.
Woshua is terrified of your slimy body! It runs away.
You give Woshua a friendly pat.
Woshua continues cleaning.
You tell a joke about two kids who played in a muddy flower garden.
You tell a joke about a kid who ate a pie with their bare hands.
You tell a joke about a kid who slept in the soil.
Woshua's powers neutralized!
Shyren pretends to be a pop idol.
Shyren taps a little beat with her fins.
Smells like music.
Shyren's voice gets raspy.
DEF A talented singer, with a little help.
DEF That's Shyren. She's your band-mate.
You hum a funky tune. Shyren follows your melody.

You keep smiling. But nothing happened.

You give a darling smile and a little wink.
The crowd goes wild!
You wave your arms wildly. The crowd eats it up.
Ngahhh!
Bring it on!
C'mon!
Fuhuhu!
Ngahh!!
Urahhh!!
You're strong... But not strong enough!
You're a pain in the neck, huh?
DIE ALREADY, YOU LITTLE BRAT!
You? Sparing ME? Fuhuhuhu!
How insulting! I'd NEVER surrender to the likes of you!
Heh... You're tough!
But even if you could beat me...
But even if I spared YOU...
Honestly, killing you now is an act of mercy...!
What the hell are humans made out of!?
Anyone else would be DEAD by now!
YOU'RE GETTING IN MY WAY!
I WILL NEVER TAKE MERCY FROM THE LIKES OF YOU!
I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED!
YOU! WILL! NEVER! SPARE! ME!
The wind is howling...
Flower pollen drifts in front of you.
Water rushes around you.
The spears pause for a moment.
Undyne points heroically towards the sky.

Undyne suplexes a huge boulder, just because she can.

Undyne flashes a menacing smile.
Undyne draws her finger across her neck.
Undyne holds her fist in front of her and shakes her head.
Undyne towers threateningly.
Undyne's eye is twitching involuntarily.
Undyne is smashing spears on the ground.
Undyne's eyes dart around to see if this is a prank.
Undyne is hyperventilating.
Smells like angry fish.
UNDYNE
DEF The heroine that NEVER gives up.
You tell UNDYNE her attacks are too easy. She doesn't care.
You tell UNDYNE her attacks are too easy. The bullets get faster.
You tell UNDYNE her attacks are too easy. The bullets get unfair.
Didn't work.
You told Undyne you just want to be friends. She remembers someone...
Her attacks became a little less extreme.
COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE PUNK!!
Ngahhh...
Show me what you've got!
Do your worst!
What's the matter, scared?
What the hell is the holdup?
COME ON ALREADY!
IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE!
DEF This time, don't hold anything back!
UNDYNE THE UNDYING 99ATK 99DEF Heroine reformed by her own DETERMINATION
to save Earth.
You...

You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT!

Even if you attack my vessel, you'll NEVER hurt me!
I'm still incorporeal, you DUMMY!!!
Foolish. Foolish! FOOLISH!
(Wait, is DUMMY a compliment...?)
Mad Dummy is doing an armless ska dance.
Mad Dummy is bossing around its bullets.
Mad Dummy glares into a mirror, then turns to you with the same expression.
Mad Dummy is hopping mad.
Smells like a clothing store.
Mad Dummy is getting cotton all over the dialogue box.
MAD DUMMY
DEF Because they're a ghost, physical attacks will fail.
You tell Aaron to go away.
Mechanical whirrs fill the room.
oh wait... didn't you attack me before...
uhhh... that's awkward.
sorry. have a nice day.
Come on in, the water's fine ; )
Whew, I'm sweating ; )
Don't get too close ; )
Sure isn't creepy out ; )
I sure do love muscles ; )
Fiesty, huh? ; )
Wow! Spunky! Love it ; )
You'll change your mind ; )
CHECK all you want ; )
...; )
Ha, nice. My kind of humor ; )
Just the two of us, huh? ; )

Aaron is looking around, fearful of something.

Aaron is sweating bullets. Literally.
Aaron is admiring his own muscles.
Smells like an underwater barnyard.
Smells like a mussel farm.
Aaron's muscles droop comically.
AARON
DEF This seahorse has a lot of HP (Horsepower).
All of his attacks are harder to dodge at the bottom of the box.
You tell Aaron to go away. He agrees.
awwAwa cute!! (pets u)
OMG!! humans TOO CUTE (dies)
fhsdhjf dsfjsd dshjfsd
NO!!!!! muscles ...... NOT CUTE
hOI!!! i'm tEMMIE!!
FOOB!!!
Temmie is doing her hairs.
Temmiy accidentally misspells her own name.
Smells like Temmie Flakes.
TEMMIE
DEF Loves to pet cute humans. But you're allergic!
Give the Temmie Flakes? Yas NO!!!!!!!
Roar.
*Chaste wiggle*
Moldsmal is very normal.
Moldsmal is having quiet time.
Smells like a bait shop.
Moldbygg needs some distance.
Moldbygg gyrates reservedly.
Moldbygg seems comfortable with your presence.

Moldbygg has seen better days.

MOLDSMAL? - ATK 6 DEF 0 It's a slime mold...?
MOLDBYGG - ATK 6 DEF 0 One size greater than Moldaverage.
You approach Moldsmal. Suddenly...!
You lie down. Moldbygg lies down too. Moldbygg understands life now.
You hug Moldbygg. Gross slime covers you. Your SPEED decreased.
METTATON
DEF His metal body renders him invulnerable to attack.
HA! THAT BUTTON WON'T SAVE YOU NOW, DARLING!
YOU WOULDN'T DARE USE THE [ACT] COMMAND AND PRESS THAT BUTTON!
THAT'S RIGHT! DON'T PRESS IT! I'LL DESTROY YOU!
WITHOUT THAT BUTTON, YOU ARE INCHING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO YOUR DEMISE!
ANY MINUTE NOW!
ANY... MINUTE... NOW!
...(COUGH)
OH!!! THAT YELLOW GLOW...!
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!
You yell... Nothing happened.
Your phone's [[ACT]] menu is glowing.
HAHAHA, YOU WISH! WRONG!
WRONG! IF ONLY ALPHYS COULD HELP!
NOPE! TOO BAD ALPHYS CAN'T HELP!
WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WROOOOOOOONG!!
COMPLETELY UTTERLY WRONG!!!!!!
BOY, THAT'S EMBARRASSING, HUH?
TIME'S UP! GUESS THAT'S A NO??
NO NO NO! CAN'T YOU READ!?
Like, give us the soul brah.
Like, "you're dead" and all.
Like, prepare to die, right?

D... Dude...
Like, hands off the merch.
H-HEY, STOP THAT!!
02... this is, like, for you.
02... are you really..
02... I never told him...
02 seems to be bothered by his outfit.
01 is polishing his face.
02 watches your movements.
Smells like a military zoo.
01 holds his head in his hands.
01 stands still.
01 doesn't know what to do.
01's breathing intensifies.
RG 01
DEF Royal Guard member with shining, polished armor.
I see two lovers staring over the edge of the cauldron of hell.
You attempt to touch RG 01's armor. Your hands slip off.
Whew, bro! That human,
Put me under, uh, mind control!
What was I just saying?
It's all a blur, dude!! Whoops!
Like...
01 and 02 are looking at each other happily.
...... ... sigh.
...... heh.
...i won't tell.
...hello.
01... you...! ..!!!!
Sweat pours from 02's armor.

02 is clenching and unclenching his fists.

02 is shaking his head.
02 is striking his sword against the ground.
02 is coughing.
02's breathing intensifies.
RG 02
DEF Royal Guard member with stuffy armor.
Do they both wish for death? That means their love will end in hell.
I couldn't stop laughing.
You were repelled.
You pat RG 02's chest like a muscular bongo.
......
It's not like I LIKE you.
Id... Idiot!
Hmph! Don't get in my way.
>_<... Human ...
...H-human ... ...?
Eeeeh? H-human ...?
Human, I...
Huh!? Y-you sicko!
No way! Why would I like YOU
Tsunderplane looks over, then turns up its nose.
Tsunderplane shakes its nose dimissively at you.
Tsunderplane "accidentally" bumps you with its wing.
Tsunderplane gives you a condescending barrel roll.
Smells like an airport perfume counter.
Tsunderplane is looking away shyly.
Tsunderplane's body is smoking.
TSUNDERPLANE
DEF Seems mean, but does it secretly like you?

You tell Tsunderplane it has an impressive wingspan.

You tell Tsunderplane it has nice turbines.
You tell Tsunderplane it has a powerful rudder.
You tell Tsunderplane that you like its taste in movies and books.
B-but I never got to ...!
You're hurt! I'll help!!!
Thunder! Helpful speed up!!!
Speed will help dodge!!
Ahh...
Does not help...
Oh! Ah! I'm helping!
Feels so warm...
Ahh! Tries the hardest!
Works hard! Works hot!
Ahh... Not... helping? OK...
Trash... rump... Ahh...
Ahh... So... LOVEY!
Hug... continue ...
Starting to get weird.
Vulkin is wiggling its weird rump.
Vulkin makes a smoke hoop and jumps through it.
Smells like a lava lamp.
Vulkin's cheeks glow with a bright heat.
Vulkin stands in the corner.
Little streams of lava come from Vulkin's eyes.
VULKIN
DEF Mistakenly believes its lava can heal people.
You tell Vulkin that its attacks are NOT helpful.
You tell Vulkin that its rump looks like a sack of trash.
You give Vulkin a hug. It warms your heart...

And your whole body! Ouch! Your DEFENSE dropped!

Nothing else happened.
Burn, baby, BURN!
Is it cold in here?
Hot!! HOT!! Hotter! HOTTER!!
BRRRR! What's the deal!?
Sorry!! I'm all tied up!!
Pyrope is protected by its winsome smile.
Pyrope is pretending to pull the fire alarm.
Smells like rope burn.
Pyrope wants more heat.
PYROPE
DEF This mischievous monster is never warm enough.
You blow on Pyrope. Its flames die down. Pyrope's ATTACK dropped!
You crank up the thermostat. Pyrope begins to get excited.
You crank up the thermostat. It's SOOOO hot!
You invite Pyrope to hang out.
You're scaring off all my customers!
Looked like a total nerd.
She was very adamant I run away with her~~~ Ahuhuhu~~~
She even left a route for me to escape from~
She said she would block off the rest of Hotland after I followed her~
Foolish nerd~ A spider NEVER leaves her web~
(Except to sell pastries~)
Ah, but I do feel a little regret over it now...
Yes, I should have wrapped her up when I had the chance~
She looked like she would have made a juicy donut~~~
Muffet pours you a cup of spiders.
All the spiders clap along to the music.
Muffet does a synchronized dance with the other spiders.

Muffet tidies up the web around you.

Smells like freshly baked cobwebs.
You struggle to escape the web. Muffet covers her mouth and giggles at you.
You struggle to escape the web. Muffet laughs and claps her hands.
You struggle to escape the web.
Muffet is so amused by your antics that she gives you a discount!
You empty your pockets, but you don't have enough money. Muffet lowers the price.
You're out of money. Muffet shakes her head.
You empty your pockets... But you don't have any money at all!
Muffet takes pity on you and reduces her ATTACK for this turn.
...even if you are stingy, you never hurt a single spider!
...even if you hurt others, you never hurt a single spider!
...you helped donate to their cause!
...you're a total spider fanatic!
They say even if you are a hyper- violent murderer...
You never laid a single finger on a spider!
The person who warned me about you...
They really had no idea what they were talking about~
Abra cadabra.
Alakazam !!
Tinkle tinkle hoy.
Hocus pocus.
Please and thank you.
Madjick does a mysterious jig.
Madjick flaunts its orbs in a menacing manner.
Madjick whispers arcane swear words.
Madjick peers at you with strange eyes.
Smells like magic.
You still feel confused.
Madjick's orbs are incapacitated.

Madjick believes you are a fellow wizard.

Madjick
DEF This magical mercenary only says magic words.
You can't get a word in edgewise. Its words dizzy you...
Madjick interrupts you by chattering to itself.
Its gibberish dizzies you... Your DEFENSE drops by 1.
Magick interrupts you by chattering to itself. It seems satisfied.
Where to stare? Chaser Orb Corner Orb
You ignore Madjick and think of pollen and sunshine. Your DEFENSE increased by 1.
You think of pollen and sunshine.
Your confusion abates. Your DEFENSE increased by 2.
The unrelenting "Chaser Orb" was weakened by your glare.
The destitute "Chaser Orb" was weakened further by your glare.
The intimidating "Corner Orb" was weakened by your glare.
The homely "Corner Orb" was weakened further by your glare.
Good knight.
Fare well.
Adieu.
Close your eyes...
...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... It's OK.
Knight Knight smashes her morningstar.
Knight Knight breathes deeply.
Knight Knight watches quietly.
Smells like stardust.
KNIGHT KNIGHT
DEF This megaton mercenary wields the Good Morningstar.
You ask Knight Knight about her day. There's no response.
You ask Knight Knight about her day.
You talk to Knight Knight. She hums something in her sleep...
You sing an old lullaby. Knight Knight starts to look sleepy...

You keep singing. Knight Knight closes its eyes a bit...

You keep singing. Nothing happened.
Robbit, robbit.
Creak, creak.
Skip, jump.
Woof.
Shudder, shudder.
Nod, nod.
(Thought -ful croak)
(Impress -ed ribbit)
Final Froggit knows exactly why it's here.
Final Froggit jumps ominously up and down.
You are intimidated by Final Froggit's strength. Truly.
Final Froggit seems reluctant to fight you.
Final Froggit stands its ground.
FINAL FROGGIT
DEF Its future looks brighter and brighter.
You compliment Final Froggit. It understood you perfectly. Its ATTACK dropped.
You threaten Final Froggit. It understood you perfectly. Its DEFENSE dropped.
You did something mysterious.
Final Froggit recognizes it has more to learn from this world.
You did something mysterious. But nothing happened.
You've seen enough.
Take your last look.
What are you so afraid of?
Finally, someone gets it.
How dare you.
That's right!
You dare defy me?
You've pushed your luck.

That takes guts.

...Don't pick on me.
...Pick on me.
Astigmatism gazes through your soul.
Astigmatism gives you a hypnotizing glare.
Astigmatism clicks its teeth.
Smells like glasses.
Astigmatism has gone bloodshot.
Astigmatism doesn't care about fighting anymore.
Astigmatism is watering.
ASTIGMATISM
DEF This relentless bully ALWAYS gets its way.
You pick on Astigmatism.
You don't pick on Astigmatism.
You stand up to Astigmatism.
You stand up to Astigmatism. The other monsters are impressed.
No regrets.
I've made my choice.
Not this time.
*Shine shine*
I'm not afraid of you.
I've made my peace.
Don't give up!
There's still hope.
Courage ...
Whimsalot locks eyes with you.
Whimsalot flutters silently.
Whimsalot shakes its head dismissively.
Whimsalot spins its weapon around.
Smells like nightshade and bleach.

Whimsalot doesn't want to fight anymore.

Whimsalot's flying stutters.
WHIMSALOT
DEF It finally stopped worrying.
You reassure Whimsalot that what it's doing is alright.
You leap at Whimsalot in a threatening manner.
You kneel and pray for safety. Whimsalot remembers its conscience.
Tick.
Swish.
The bomb is still active!
The dog is still active!
ANNOYING DOG-BOMB It's blissfully unaware of its circumstances.
EXTREMELY AGILE G.O.W. All things considered, it's an extremely agile glass of
water.
SCRIPT BOMB
DEF Like all modern blockbusters, it's full of explosions.
BASKET BOMB
DEF Even if you explode, you'll at least look good.
PRESENT BOMB
DEF Regardless, you'll have to write a thank-you letter.
GAME BOMB
DEF You really should have rented it first.
Bomb defused!
ratings
essay
Disappoint
Justice
Action
HyperAction
Fashion

Fetching
EatingGarbage?
OnBrandFood
Monster seems satisfied.
Mettaton has low HP.
You say you aren't going to get hit at ALL.
Ratings gradually increase during Mettaton's turn.
Despite being wounded, you posed dramatically. The audience gasps.
With the last of your power, you pose dramatically. The audience screams.
You turn and scoff at the audience.
They're rooting for your destruction this turn!
H.. ha...
So I was wrong.
Darling...
You really are strong enough to get past ASGORE.
Well then...
It's time for you to go.
Don't worry about me.
I might seem like I'm dying now, but...
Dr. Alphys can always repair me.
And... besides...
Even if I'm not cut out to be a star...
I still got to perform for a human, didn't I?
So, thank you, darling...
You've been a great audience!
Speechless...? Who can blame you?
Well... that's concise.
Beautiful. Sometimes the fewest words speak the loudest.
Nice. You get a gold star.
Oh my... what a great answer.

Oooooh, you said so much about me...

I love how passionate you are.
...even though I don't understand what you said...
Beautiful. Why don't you write a book?
Nice detail... You're right, I do look quite nice.
Wonderful! Amazing! A+... I AM completely stunning.
Oh, I'm blushing... You're completely right, I am beautiful in every way.
Oh my... I'm speechless... You've completely captured how beautiful I am.
Huh? This essay is supposed to be about me, not about you...
Stage lights are blaring.
METTATON NEO - 90 ATK 9 DEF Dr. Alphys's greatest invention.
G... GUESS SHE SHOULD HAVE WORKED MORE ON THE DEFENSES...
...
YOU MAY HAVE DEFEATED ME... BUT...
I KNOW. I CAN TELL FROM THAT STRIKE, DARLING.
YOU WERE HOLDING BACK.
YES, ASGORE WILL FALL EASILY TO YOU...
BUT YOU WON'T HARM HUMANITY, WILL YOU?
YOU AREN'T ABSOLUTELY EVIL.
IF YOU WERE TRYING TO BE, THEN YOU MESSED UP.
AND SO LATE INTO THE SHOW, TOO.
HA... HA. AT LEAST NOW, I CAN REST EASY.
KNOWING ALPHYS AND THE HUMANS WILL LIVE ON...!
DOODLEBOG - ? ATK ? DEF Art lets your wildest fantasies come to life!
DOODLEBOG C - ? ATK ? DEF The "C" stands for "seafaring." It likes to ride in a boat.
Oh! Whoops! That hurt!
So sorry, I must have gotten in the way!
I really shouldn't stand so close
Ah I'm just being troublesome
Darn it, I keep getting in the way

So sorry, I'm such an oaf

Wandering in front of you...
Are you... trying to KILL me?
...so sorry, but I've had a really tough year.
I don't know if I could take you killing me on top of everything.
You should find someone else to kill. So sorry.
?????
I just said I'm not interested in the offer!!
...
Sorry, I must not have enunciated clearly enough.
I am not interested in being killed. Thank you very much.
Look, stranger
I... I guess I'm going to have to tell the truth.
My whole life, I've never been worth a lot of EXP.
Everyone else at my work, in my classes,
Would raise a person's LV by 4 or 5 when destroyed...
But me?
I wouldn't even increase your LV at LV 1.
For this reason... I... I've always been...
I've never been very good at getting killed. So...
I'm flattered that you... Want to destroy me.
But you are making a big waste of your time!!
Stop killing me!!!
OK, OK. Hm.
If you stop killing me, I'll pay you 200G.
220G?
300G?
W... Wait a second.
You trying to kill me... C... could it be...?
Because you don't like me very much...?

No, no, that can't be!

This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!!!
Pals... we're... we're still pals, right!!
OK, maybe not PALS, but, uh,
Friendly strangers?
You know, just one step away from being buds!!!
I mean, I was practically...
I was about to crack open the sparkling cider!
Pull out some baguettes and some swiss cheese!
BLOW ON A FREAKING PARTY HORN!!!
N... no, you don't like me either, huh...?
Nobody likes me... they're just putting up with me
I'm just annoying you... I should just leave
ARRRRRGHHHH!!! Why am I such an idiot??!?!!!!
How did I not see it before!!!
You weren't killing me because you LIKED me!!!
NOBODY does that!
That's NOT a thing!
Oh. Sorry. I was being too loud. Ugh.
I'm wasting your time, aren't I...?
...whew, I feel really... strange.
I think I need to go home and lie down.
The enemy uses a hypnotizing 3D-tush-wiggle attack.
Smells... furry.
The enemy is apologizing to its visions of the Reaper.
You say hello. They're a bit preoccupied.
You cough. They're a bit preoccupied.
Oh, and...
About all this.
Um.

Sorry.
Asgore has low HP.
ASGORE 80 ATK 80 DEF
But there was nothing to say.
Seems talking won't do any more good.
All you can do is FIGHT.
too many times to count
once before
twice before
three times
four times
five times
six times
seven times
eight times
nine times
You tell ASGORE that he's killed you
He nods sadly.
He nods grievously.
He nods pitifully.
You IDIOT.
You haven't learned a thing.
Hee hee hee.
So you finally get it.
So you DO recall.
In this world...
It's KILL or BE killed.
undertale.exe
flowey.exe
Hee hee hee. Don't worry.

I know there's no REAL point in fighting you.

The human souls would probably just revolt again.
So...!
Hee hee hee.
Well, let's get this over with.
I couldn't give you a simple, happy ending...
anyway, as i was saying, it's a nice day out.
why not relax and take a load off?
here we go.
heh, didja really think you would be able to
welp, it was worth a shot.
guess you like doing things the hard way, huh?
Reading this doesn't seem like the best use of time.
Sans is starting to look really tired.
Sans is preparing something.
Sans is getting ready to use his special attack.
it's a beautiful day outside.
birds are singing,
ready?
But nobody came.
Do you think I'm pretty?
That's what they all say.
Stay here with me...
Welcome to my special hell.
I've felt this before.
You hear the melody of pulsating flesh.
Could this be goodbye!?
Monster has low HP.
You called for help. But nobody came.
You hum a familiar tune. Lemon Bread's body shakes...

You hum a familiar tune. Nothing else happened.

You hum a familiar tune. Lemon Bread seems to remember something.
You screamed out. But nobody came.
You flexed your arm. Lemon Bread's muscle shakes...
You flexed your arm. Nothing else happened.
You flexed your arm. Lemon Bread seems to remember something.
You let Lemon Bread be. Lemon Bread's teeth shake...
You let Lemon Bread be. Nothing else happened.
You let Lemon Bread be. Lemon Bread seems to remember something.
You cried as loud as you could. But nobody came.
Don't pick on me.
Someone finally gets it.
Ribbit ribbit.
Smells like a ,
Reaper Bird seems placated.
DEF This relentless bully ALWAYS gets its way.
DEF It finally stopped worrying.
DEF Its future looks brighter and brighter .
REAPER BIRD
DEF This relentless future finally looks brighter and brighter.
You pick on , . It seemed effective.
But, it was already picked on.
Reaper Bird
You pick on Reaper Bird. Reaper Bird seems to remember something.
You did something mysterious. , recognizes it has more to learn from this world.
But, it was already mystified.
You did something mysterious. Reaper Bird seems to remember something.
You wash your hands. Nothing happened.
Your hands are clean enough to eat!
You hum a familiar tune. But no one heard you.

You kneel and pray for safety. , remembers its conscience.

But , already remembered its conscience.
You kneel and pray for safety. Reaper Bird seems to remember something.
Smells like salty slush.
But it's not funny.
You said something like... "You look horrible." "Why are you even alive?"
...what? You didn't say that?
You call this a performance?
Come join the fun.
It's a real get together
Lorem ipsum docet
Become one of us!
That's a shame.
Oh well.
Be seeing you.
Then, hold still.
Just a moment.
You'll be with us shortly.
But nobody came.
Smells like batteries.
Seems like it doesn't care anymore.
No data available.
The enemy put a piece of itself in your inventory.
But your inventory was full.
AT DF You take out your CELL PHONE. You can hear voices through the receiver...!
Memoryhead
MEMORYHEAD
Amalgamate is watching you intently.

It smells like a bunch of dogs.

Amalgamate is hovering close, looking for affection.
Amalgamate is striking the wall with its claws.
Amalgamate is twitching affectionately.
Amalgamate's convulsions intensify.
Endogeny
AMALGAMATE - It's unclear how many dogs this counts as.
ENDOGENY - It's unclear how many dogs this counts as.
The Amalgamate's feelers rotate quickly. Nothing else happens.
You call the Amalgamate.
It bounds towards you, flecking a strange liquid from an orifice.
You try looking away, but it seems to appear everywhere you look.
You'd give it a tummy rub, but it's not clear where its tummy begins or ends.
You pet decisively. The Amalgamate seems to be satisfied by all this.
You pet the Amalgamate. It starts to generate a Stage I Happiness Froth.
You pet the Amalgamate. It convulses rapidly... Then calms down.
It rests quietly on your lap for a moment...
Suddenly, it shoots away and crawls wildly on the walls!
Amalgamate is too far away to pet. You just pet the air.
Amalgamate seems too tired to play.
You throw your weapon into the corner of the room.
The Amalgamate brings it back to you... Proudly?
You repeat this process a few times.
Now Amalgamate is very tired... It leans its dripping, amorphous body on you...
Amalgamate is not excited enough to play with...?
Mercy is for the weak.
Something about the way you fight... It's all flooding back!
She recognizes your fighting spirit... suddenly, memories are flooding back!
Something about that bad joke... It's all flooding back!
Suddenly, its memories are flooding back!

Seeing how nicely you treated its brother, the other Lost Soul remembers, too!
You asked the Lost Soul for help with a puzzle.
You asked the Lost Soul to cook something for you.
Somehow, it's flattered by this... memories are flooding back!
It nods its head solemnly... Seems like it will!
It seems like it's trying to remember...
You tell the Lost Soul you think that crosswords are tougher than jumble.
The other Lost Soul remembers this conversation, too!
Suddenly, she remembers... It's all flooding back!
Something stirs within her... It's all flooding back!
Suddenly, her memories are flooding back!
Seeing her remember you, the male Lost Soul tried hard to remember you, too!
You tell the Lost Soul you prefer butterscotch instead of cinnamon.
You tell the Lost Soul you prefer cinnamon instead of butterscotch.
Suddenly, her memories are flooding back!
Something stirs within him... It's all flooding back!
Something about this is so familiar to him...
You hug the Lost Soul.
Asriel readies "STAR BLAZING."
Asriel calls on "CHAOS SLICER."
Asriel readies "SHOCKER BREAKER II."
Asriel readies "CHAOS BLASTER."
Asriel readies "HYPER GONER."
ASRIEL DREEMURR ATK DEF The Absolute GOD of Hyperdeath!
Your items fill up with dreams.
You feel something resonating within ASRIEL.
You feel something strongly resonating within ASRIEL.
You feel something slightly resonating within ASRIEL.
You feel something weakly resonating within ASRIEL.
SAVING over ASRIEL's file seems like the only way to defeat him...

But, having never SAVED before, you lack the power to do it.
!?!?
You called out to your friends with all your heart.
From somewhere, you felt their support...
"The true final battle" was finally beginning.
STOP IT!!
STOP IT NOW!!!
Honk! HOOONK!
(Mime noises)
They're coming.
I love to laugh!
Send in the clowns.
They cannot worry for me.
Don't let them see me this way.
Laughter hides the pain.
Migospel is juggling balls of ants.
Migospel makes a balloon animal out of bees. Shape: Pile of bees
Migospel intentionally pratfalls. Twenty times.
Smells like bug-flavored cotton candy.
Migospel's clown aura fades.
Herssss
Ate Your Green Snakes
Eat Your Green Tasty Snakes
Parsnik's snakes shift to change hairstyles. Mohawk. Ponytail. Undercut.
Snakes play with a beach ball.
Smells like tasty snakes.
Moldessa hides behind its ears. ... arms?
Moldessa's face falls apart.
You adjust Moldessa's face.
You're going to be alright!

Don't lose hope!

It cannot end now!
TRY AGAIN!
HOLDING MY HAND SO I'LL TELL YOU THE ANSWER...
NO!!! I MUST RESIST!!
THERE'S NO SECRET TO MY LEGS.
JUST HARD WORK AND PERSEVERANCE...
HUMAN SOULS ARE STRONGER THAN MONSTER SOULS...
BUT THE SOLES OF OUR SHOES ON THE OTHER HAND...!
...ARE ABOUT THE SAME.
HAT DIALOGUE.
This switch doesn't even work...
Please press this switch. - TORIEL
Please press this switch too. - TORIEL
Ribbit, ribbit. (Seems like the RUINS have finally opened up.)
(Maybe we should finally go out to the rest of the underground.)
(Huh? The barrier's open, too...?)
(... let's just take this one step at a time, OK?)
Ribbit ribbit. (How was your adventure?)
(It must have been difficult without being able to tell the enemy's feelings.)
Ribbit ribbit. (Finally, we can all remove these aging pink names.)
(Everyone gave you a big favor today.) (Try to respect that!)
(Oh, not you too!)
(... I suppose some things never change.)
hey there. this is just a little test.
I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING !
no. not today.
(Looks like cheese has a nibble taken out of it.)
I know why --- climbed the mountain.
--- hated humanity.

Frisk... You really ARE different from ----- wasn't really the greatest person.
Hello... Are you all right?
You must be so lost and confused...
Ah, do not be afraid, my child.
I am TORIEL, caretaker of the RUINS.
You are the first human to come here in a long time.
I will do my best to protect you during your time here.
Really,
Well, do what you will.
I'll be waiting for you!
Hey. Remember.
DON'T kill anyone.
I can't believe this is a REAL thing I have to remind you.
Hee hee hee...
Good luck!
Remember...
THIS time, you've GOT to become friends with everyone.
OK?
If you DON'T, you'll be miserable FOREVER.
And we wouldn't want THAT, would we?
No... We just want you to be happy, right?
Good luck.
Froggit, Whimsun. Vegetoid, Loox. Migosp, Moldsmal.
Think about those names.
Do you think any of those monsters have families?
Do you think any of them have friends?
Each one could have been someone else's Toriel.
Selfish brat.
Somebody is dead because of you.

But don't act so cocky.

I know what you did.
You murdered her.
And then you went back, because you regretted it.
Ha ha ha ha...
Prove to me you are strong enough to survive!
Already?
What will it take for you to learn your lesson?
Hello? Hello? This is TORIEL.
My apologies. A strange dog kidnapped my phone.
So if you called, I could not have helped you.
However, I have recovered it.
And you are still in that room, are you not?
What a good child you are.
You can't stop looking at the socks.
(It felt strange to lie in the bed.)
(It feels entirely too small for you now.)
(It must be bigger on the inside.)
What's this called?
(It's a snow ball.)
(It's a plate of lukewarm spaghetti.)
(Seems like something tried eating it and just...) (Gave up.)
SEEING AS THIS SPAGHETTI IS STILL HERE SOMEHOW...
I HEREBY DONATE IT TO THE PUBLIC.
IT'S LIKE A PLAYGROUND FOR YOUR MOUTH!
WHAT!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
(This note is written very oddly, as if the paper was moving while it was written.)
(It says...) (Out to lunch...?)
(Shoot the opposing ship!) (You have just one shot.)
(UPDATE: AM I A ROYAL GUARDSMAN YET???)

It's some sort of checkpoint or sentry-station.

But there are bottles of ketchup, mustard, and relish sitting inside...
You must have something better to do than read this message.
I'm so happy!! Nice Cream is really changing the world!!
...then I'll still be able to sell to monsters, I hope.
If all humans are like you, I think it'll be a modest success!
Anyway...
Oh? About that piece I gave you?
...I never gave you anything.
Ah... I can feel that piece of me has been well taken care of.
Hmmm...? The barrier's opened up?
Hmmm... Then, if it's not too much to ask...
...could you take that piece of me to the surface?
I would really appreciate it.
So, did you take that piece of me very far away...?
Where's the piece!?
Ah, the barrier's open...?
You know I cannot move. Why are you telling me? To mock me?
Everyone may think you are a good person, but this snowman knows the truth.
Someday, your friends will realize your heart is as cold as my butt.
(You're carrying too many items.)
It's a pile of mushy snow.
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO LOOK AT A ROCK.
EXCUSES, EXCUSES!
WHAT THE HECK!!! THEY DIDN'T SKIP IT!?!?
i'm tellin' ya. everyone likes word searches.
I CAN'T WORK IN THIS ENVIRONMENT!!
I SUPPOSE THIS PROVES WHAT I SAID.
WE REALLY ARE BOUND TOGETHER.
TWO BONES IN THE SKELETAL ANATOMY OF FATE!!!

THAT'S HOW YOU APPEAR HERE NOW...

EVEN THOUGH IT'S VERY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO ESCAPE.
AMAZING!!!
I FEEL A SINCERE...
WAAAAAIT A SECOND!!
I STILL HAVE TO CAPTURE YOU!!!
WHOOPSIE-DOOPSIE!!
TO REACH THE EXIT, YOU WILL HAVE TO MEET...
THE KING.
THE KING OF ALL MONSTERS...
FEEL FREE TO COME BY AND HANG OUT!!!
SANS!!!! THE HUMAN IS ESCAPING!!!
YOU MADE THE PUZZLE TOO HARD!!
HEY YOU!!! GET BACK HERE!
what's the holdup? look, there's nothin to be afraid of.
it's just a dark cavern filled with skeletons and horrible monsters.
well?
remember... blue stop signs.
papyrus... ... finds difficulty in interesting places.
i guess despite all that, you still like word searches, huh...?
that means you can't be all bad.
...you must be really good at puzzles, huh?
it's impossible for you to have seen this one before.
hey, why didn't you ask for help?
i was right here.
you sure do like to exercise.
hmmm...
guess we didn't need your help to have a good time after all.
say, i've been thinking.
seems like you're gonna fight my brother pretty soon.

here's some friendly advice.

if you keep going the way you are now...
That dog from earlier...? It's at Grillby's. I think.
After work, all of the dogs go there to play cards together.
But that dog doesn't really know how to express itself.
So, it ends up playing alone, instead of introducing itself to the others...
We're all free?
OK, OK... I'll stop lounging around. Does that dog know?
...it probably doesn't, does it...?
I ASKED UNDYNE IF WE COULD ALL HANG...
BUT SHE SAID SOMETHING WEIRD.
SHE SAID SHE WON'T HANG OUT WITH A MURDERER.
BUT... HMM...
I DON'T REMEMBER MURDERERING ANYONE...
THOUGH I AM A PRETTY BRUTAL KIND OF GUY.
THEN SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT WANTING TO...
FIGHT SOME KIND OF BAD GUY.
BUT SHE SEEMS VERY... WEAK FROM SOMETHING.
SHE STEPPED OUT AND COLLAPSED IN THE DOORWAY.
SO I'M JUST WAITING HERE IN CASE SHE NEEDS ME.
SINCE SHE HATES BEING WAITED ON HAND AND FOOT.
I THINK WE'LL HAVE TO HANG OUT LATER...
HEY, I...
REALLY DOUBT WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO HANG.
IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE, BUT...
YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH NOT ME.
UNDYNE'S HOME, BUT SHE ISN'T FEELING WELL.
I DON'T THINK WE CAN HANG OUT.
IT SEEMS LIKE SHE CAUGHT HEAT-STROKE OR SOMETHING.
SOMEONE MUST HAVE BROUGHT HER BACK HOME...

BECAUSE SHE CAN BARELY MOVE.

BUT SHE IS MUTTERING ABOUT DESTROYING YOU.
SO THAT'S A GOOD VITAL SIGN.
IN ANY CASE, I DON'T THINK WE CAN HANG OUT.
I'M JUST WAITING HERE IN CASE SHE NEEDS ME.
SO, I GUESS YOU CAN RUN ALONG.
UNDYNE IS SICK, SO SHE CAN'T PLAY TODAY.
GREAT!!! BECAUSE SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE.
BEING READY EARLY! IT SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU CARE!!
EVEN IF SHE'S NOT HERE TO SEE THAT.
HELLO, MY FRIEND.
WHAT BRINGS YOU TO PAPYRUS TOWN?
HELLO... H-HOW ARE YOU, MY F-FRIEND?
I'M FEELING VERY NOT SUSPICIOUS TODAY.
HEY, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.
LET'S HANG OUT WITH UNDYNE LATER.
I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I'M READY!
I'M SO GLAD YOU AND UNDYNE ARE FRIENDS NOW.
OH, HEY...
YOU'RE LEAVING SOON, RIGHT!?
DON'T COME HERE TO SAY GOODBYE!!
GOODBYES AREN'T ALLOWED IN MY TOWN.
JUST SEE-YOU- LATERS.
IT SEEMS UNDYNE HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU.
SHE'S THE PERSON THAT'S NOT ME.
ALPHYS SEEMS TO HAVE DISAPPEARED.
DON'T WORRY, THAT'S NORMAL.
YOU SHOULD GO TO HER LAB.
I'M SUPPOSED TO PUT THESE NUMBERS TOGETHER.
WOW! BEING A GOOD HOST IS A REAL WORKOUT!

TAKE A LOOK AROUND!

SO YOU CAME BACK TO SEE ME!
Seems like someone was walking in circles just to make noises...
Come on! What are you doing!
--- huh?
(Your persistent garbage habit shows no signs of payoff.)
(Trash.)
Stir harder!
HARDER!
Left? You fool!
THIS BURNER ONLY GOES ONE WAY!!!
See!? This is how you The sugar is for tea, mmm'kay?
What? You wanna throw the spear at it?
That container's empty.
DANG! WHAT A SHAME...
I THOUGHT UNDYNE COULD BE FRIENDS WITH YOU.
BUT I GUESS...
I OVERESTIMATED HER.
SHE'S JUST NOT UP TO THE CHALLENGE.
CHALLENGE!? What!?
Papyrus! Wait a second...!
Darnit!
He thinks I can't be friends with YOU!?
Fuhuhu! What a joke!
I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!
I'll show him!
Listen up, human.
We're not just going to be friends.
We're going to be...

BESTIES.
I'll make you like me so much...
You won't be able to think of anyone else!!!
Fuhuhuhu! It's the PERFECT REVENGE!!
Well, see ya later, punk!!
Well, see ya later, punk...
OH!!! WAIT!!
This is sudden, but...
Can you deliver something for me?
Papyrus suggested that I ask you.
But he told me when I still hated you, so...
Uh! Anyway!!! Here! Just take it!
Well, what are you waiting for!?
Go deliver it!!!
Uhhhh... Oh, yeah...
It's addressed to Dr. Alphys.
OK, see you!!
Can you...
Hey, wait! Your inventory's full.
Uh, well, I'll be at Papyrus's.
Come see me when you have less stuff!
Tra la la. The waters are wild today. That's good luck...
Tra la la. The waters are wild today. That's bad luck...
Tra la la. Eat a mushroom everyday.
Why? Then I know you're listening to me...
Tra la la. Remember to take a break every-so-often...
Tra la la. Did you ever hear the old song coming from the sea?
Tra la la. What's inside an acorn? It's really just a mystery.
Tra la la. Dancing on a boat is danger. But good exercise...
Tra la la. I heard ASGORE has a favorite food.

Tra la la. I heard spiders have a favorite food.

It's spiders.
Tra la la. The piano plays the tinkling song.
Hmm... tinkling.
Tra la la. You can never have too many hot-dogs.
...sadly, that's not true.
Tra la la. The angel is coming... Tra la la.
Hum hum hum. Hum hum hum. I'm having a little concert.
Pet pet pet... The neck stretches infinitely into the cosmos.
...don't worry about it.
Ah,
Tra la la. Why don't you sing with me. Tra la la.
Tra la la. Uh oh. Suddenly, feeling tropical...
I should have worn a few more pairs of pants today.
Tra la la. Tri li li. Tre le le.
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Friday
Saturday
Tra la la. Somewhere, it's
. So be careful.
Tra la la. If it's hot or cold, you can count on me.
Tra la la. The water is very wet today.
Tra la la. The water is very dry today.
Tra la la. What's my name? ... It doesn't really matter.
Tra la la. Humans, monsters... Flowers.

Tra la la. Beware of the man who came from the other world.

Come again some time. Tra la la.

Oh! Did y'hear!!!
...
I got nothing else... To talk about...
I've been wondering when we're all gonna go free.
S-since... if we did... How would I ever know?
Well, I'll keep my tentacles out for you! Y'hear!
As soon as I know I'll be the first to tell you! Y'hear!!
It's gotta be any day now!
Strongly felt x left. Shouldn't proceed yet.
hey, i really respect what you did back there.
(You hear a small voice.)
Congratulations!
What's wrong with you!
Yo...
Yo! Ready yet?
Yo! You got us an umbrella?
You're the best!
Yo! You can't hold an umbrella either?
If you're walking anyway, I guess I'll go with you, haha...
Yo, I already looked, Undyne's not over here.
So I guess I'll see ya later, haha.
See ya later!
Put up your umbrella and climb on my shoulders.
Yo, dude... I... I heard some things, and...
What? Look over here? What for
They just stood there... Watching... Waiting for me to fall.
I was so scared, and you...
Undyne... You.... You saved me!
Huh? They ran away?

Yo, you're wrong...

They went to get help!
They'll be back any second!!
O-okay, I'll go home...
I KNEW you would come back here!
You abandoned your friend just so you could run away!
And! And!
Alphys's history books made me think humans were compassionate...
You're just a remorseless criminal!
You wander through the caverns, attacking anyone in your path.
Self-defense? Please.
You didn't kill them because you had to.
You killed them because it was easy for you.
Because it was fun for you.
Do you think it was fun when I found out...?
Do you think it's fun when people's family members...
...never come home? Is that fun?
Shyren, who was just learning to sing...
...was dead, because of the whims of a single human?
A teenage comedian who fell in with the wrong crowd...
Doggo, who always made me laugh...
Those two sweet dogs, who always took care of each other...
...were dead, because of the whims of a single human?
That big dog, who wanted nothing more than to play...
Lesser Dog, who wanted nothing more than affection...
The Snowdin Canine Unit had been completely decimated.
My troops and friends, destroyed... Is that fun?
No.
But your time's up, villain!
You won't hurt anyone else.

A knight in shining armor has appeared.

NGAHHH!!!
I'll show you how determined monsters truly are!
Come on! Step forward and let's end this!
Forget it.
Look.
Papyrus didn't come to his meeting today.
Say what you want about him.
He's weird, he's naive, he's self- absorbed...
But Papyrus has NEVER missed a meeting.
And no matter what time you call him on the phone...
Night, day, afternoon, morning...
He ALWAYS answers within the first two rings.
But now he's gone.
And his brother isn't around, either.
...
What did you do to him?
What did you DO TO HIM?
Papyrus, who I have trained every day...
Even though I KNOW he's too goofy to ever hurt anyone...
Go ahead. Prepare however you want.
But when you step forward...
I will KILL you.
YOU DESTROYED THEIR HOME!
Us ghosts spend our whole lives looking for a proper vessel.
Slowly, slowly, we grow closer to our new bodies...
Until one day, we too may become corporeal beings.
Beings able to laugh, love, and dance like any other...
But YOU!!!! My cousin's future...! You took it all away!
HUMAN! I hope you're not too attached to YOUR body...

Beause your SOUL's about to get EVICTED!!!

YOU...!
You...
Shucks! You were really boring!
They got annoyed and flew away like any self- respecting spectre.
Well then. Well then! WELL THEN!
Boring people are crumbs sticking to the face of this world.
Human!
I'll wipe you away with the dainty handkerchief of vengeance!
just warning you...
so you don't accidentally follow me to my house...
you probably wouldn't like that...
oh hey... you... followed me...
my house is up here...
so you probably don't want to come this way...
hope that helps...
i'm... working on a mix cd... make yourself at home...?
uh, do you wanna... listen to some tunes...
or something...
oh..............
oh... a classic spooktune... they don't make songs like this anymore...
oh............... mettaton........ i'm a huge fan........
..... oh, hi
human... i'll never forget...
that time you tried to destroy me... but... you failed....
oh... hey... you...
followed me... into my house...
...m-make yourself at home???
oh... you really came...
i mean...

really, i'm working... i don't want the boss to get mad at me...
especially since i'm my own boss...
(No point in giving it an umbrella now.)
Neat, huh?
Ah... seems my horoscope is the same as last week's...
I can't run any longer... Somebody, anybody...
I'm gonna run around in a huge field of flowers.
Maybe I could jump without hitting my head.
...I wanna... I wanna...
You wanna ride a train, right, honey?
I'll climb this mountain and...
I just want everyone to be happy...
Hey, I haven't seen you around before.
It's nice to meet new people, isn't it?
I... I don't know you.
Bun-bun-bun-bun-bun...
NO.
That...
She was just standing there waiting FOREVER, and then you just...!!!
X - Quit
Th-that last question...
He wasn't s-supposed to ask that one...
(Yellow feet are tapping just behind the door.)
I... I just need a moment.
MILK, SUGAR, AND EGGS! YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND THEM ON THE BACK
COUNTER!
GREAT JOB! JUST PUT THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS COUNTER!
WHAT'S THE MATTER? NOT A CAN FAN? THAT'S TOO BAD!
MTT-BRAND USES ONLY THE FRESHEST ARTIFICIAL INGREDIENTS AND CHEMICALS!
(It's a battery-powered forcefield.)

Wh... What are you...

Don't worry!
I'll hack into the light system and brighten it up!
Uh well I mean
THAWELL, DARLING...!
WELL, WELL, WELL.
WELLY WELL WELL.
WELL WELLY WELL WELL, WELL WELL WELLY.
YOU NEVER STEPPED ON A GREEN TILE.
AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.
Okay, I'm back!
A-another dark room, huh?
OHHHHHH YESSS!!!
THIS IS METTATON, REPORTING LIVE FROM MTT NEWS!
FORTUNATELY, OUR CORRESPONDENT IS OUT THERE, REPORTING LIVE!
BRAVE CORRESPONDENT! PLEASE FIND SOMETHING NEWSWORTHY TO REPORT!
OUR TEN WONDERFUL VIEWERS ARE WAITING FOR YOU!!
THAT'S...
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A GLASS OF WATER!
BUT WHAT'S ASTONISHING ABOUT THIS GLASS OF WATER...
IS HOW UNINTERESTING IT IS!
LIKE ALL GLASSES OF WATER, IT'S COMPRISED OF WATER, GLASS, NITROGLYCERIN...
THAT'S NOT A GLASS OF WATER!!!
A BOMB!!!
OH NO!!! THIS NEWS REPORT...
IS TURNING INTO A DISASTER REPORT!!!
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A MOVIE SCRIPT!
OH MY! AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S FOR MY LATEST FILM!
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A BASKETBALL!

AH. BASKETBALLS.
CIRCLES OF FUN. ORBS OF JOY. SPHERES OF AMUSEMENT.
BUT YOU SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH THIS ONE. IT'S AN MTT-BRAND FASHIONBALL.
PROPER MAINTENANCE IS REQUIRED TO KEEP IT LOOKING GOOD.
AS YOU CAN SEE, EVEN EXPOSURE TO HUMAN BODY HEAT CAUSES THE PAINT TO
SLOUGH OFF.
THAT'S NOT A BASKETBALL.
THAT'S A BOMB!!!
OH NO!!! THIS SPORT REVIEW...
IS TURNING INTO A SHORT REVIEW!
BECAUSE IT'LL BE OVER. AFTER YOU BLOW UP.
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A PRESENT!
AND IT'S TIME FOR THE UNBOXING VIDEO!!!
LET'S FIND OUT WHAT'S INSIDE!!
THAT ROUND, BLACK SHAPE... COULD IT BE???
LOOKS LIKE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR.
IF SANTA GAVE PEOPLE BOMBS INSTEAD OF PRESENTS!!
REALLY THOUGH. A BOMB. WHAT A THOUGHTFUL GIFT.
THEY EVEN DECIDED TO LIGHT IT FOR YOU!
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A VIDEO GAME!
THIS ACTION-PACKED GAME IS GUARANTEED TO BLOW YOU AWAY!
STRANGE ENEMIES! STRANGE ALLIES! ATTRACTIVE ROBOTS!
FEATURING UP TO SIX ARBITRARY DIALOGUE CHOICES AT ONCE!
CORRESPONDENT! LET'S LOOK INSIDE THE CASE!
...THOSE RED CYLINDERS WITH BURNING FUSES...
OH NO! THIS GAME LITERALLY IS DYNAMITE!
I GUESS THEY WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!!!
VIDEO-GAMES DO CAUSE VIOLENCE!
OR AT LEAST THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO.
OH MY!

THAT DOG'S A BOMB!

D-don't worry!
I installed a bomb-defusing program on your phone!
WELL DONE, DARLING!
YOU'VE DEACTIVATED ALL OF THE BOMBS!
IF YOU DIDN'T DEACTIVATE THEM, THE BIG BOMB WOULD HAVE EXPLODED IN TWO
MINUTES.
NOW IT WON'T EXPLODE IN TWO MINUTES!
INSTEAD IT'LL EXPLODE IN TWO SECONDS!
GOODBYE, DARLING!
W-wow... W-we really showed him, huh?
H-hey, I know I was kind of weird at first...
But I really think I'm getting more...
Uh, more...
M-more confident about guiding you!
S-so don't worry about that b-big d-dumb robot...
I-I'll protect you from him!
A-and if it really c-came down to it, we could just t-turn...
Um, nevermind.
Later!
Try to go for the one in the top- right next!
Great job! Head to the left next!
Great job! Head to the right next!
You couldn't even get one bomb...!?
Great job! Head for the center! There's one left there!
Great job! Head for the center!
I'm using, uh, EM fields to trap the glass of water there!
Great job! There's only one left at the top!
Great job! There's only one left at the top-right!
Great job! There's only one left at the bottom-left!

It's... it's...
TIME:0
SECONDS LEFT!
HURRY UP!
DO YOUR BEST!
SPEED UP!
RUN! RUN! RUN!
GIVE IT YOUR ALL!
Did you hear what she said?
I heard that they hate everybody.
...a certain stingy human hates spiders.
Welcome to our parlor, dearie~ Interested in some spider pastries?
All proceeds go to real spiders~
H... hey...
D... don't worry about it...
I can always...
I can always build a different robot!
REALLY? WHERE?
CLEVER... VERY CLEVER.
H... huh? I... I guess this was the right way.
I-I c-couldn't keep the power off long enough...
No, no, we've got this, it's just a little further!
Oh my god... Are you hurt?
I... I'm so sorry, I... I gave you the wrong order.
Everything's going to be fine, okay?
H-hey, why don't you try to go to the right first?
Okay, you should be able to make it through here...
Sorry, I... I...
I thought that...
Let's try the right path instead.

H-h-hey! You did it!

I was worried I messed it up there...
But I guess we make a pretty good team!
We've, like, received an anonymous tip about a human wearing a striped shirt.
Bummer. This is, like... Mega embarrassing.
We, like, actually totally have to kill you and stuff.
(The elevator isn't working.)
What? The elevator should be working...
W-well then! Go to the right and keep heading up!
W-well then! Let's go to the left!
(This half of the door is unlocked.)
(The door is open.)
(It's a half-empty bag of dog food.)
(It's a half-empty bag of dog food.)
(You just remembered something funny.)
Hi.
(Didn't work.)
Th... there.
Be careful, okay?
I didn't explain the lasers well enough, and..
If I hadn't... If I hadn't...
Um, delayed using my hacking skills, I mean...
...sorry.
Sorry.
Actually, since you stepped out of the RUINS, I've, um...
I was originally going to stop you, but...
S-so, ahhh, now I want to help you!
Originally, I built him to be an entertainment robot.
Uh, you know, like a robotic TV star or something.
Like, um...

Heh.
(The cup of water returned to the water cooler.)
(The cup of water was erased by a mysterious force.)
Why don't you try? Try using the console?
Wow? You solved it?
So we're all gonna go free...?
Does that mean I don't get to go to work?
Like, NO WAY you're getting by us.
But, between you and me... I think you could go through that creepy lab over there.
Between you, me, and my bro here, I mean.
I tell him ALL my secrets.
Hey! No loitering!
Like, just kidding. I don't care. Like, loiter your heart out.
You didn't tell her, did you...?
hey, frisk, what's with that weird expression?
Sans, did I tell you about the time Frisk flirted with me...?
And then asked to call me "mother?"
I felt so embarrassed for them.
oh boy.
WOW, FRISK...
THIS REALLY PUTS OUR RELATIONSHIP IN A NEW LIGHT.
hey, tori, do you have any other embarrassing stories?
Oh, do I ever!
But, I think that story is one of the most unbelievable.
It is hard to think anyone would want to flirt with me.
Ehehe...
Ehehehe...
AHA! AHAHAH! HA!! HA!!!
Oh, Toriel. You have NO idea.
oh hey, what's up, frisk?

we were just talking about you.

apparently you asked to call tori "mom" right after meeting her?
Well, it was not RIGHT after.
It took a couple minutes.
frisk... i gotta tell ya.
that's, uh, not the best way to get to know someone.
IT'S NOT???
Papyrus, we've been over this.
WHATEVER, MOM!!!
Don't talk back to me like that!
Go to your room, Papyrus!
OK, UNDYNE.
Wait! Don't ACTUALLY go to your room!!
I'M GETTING MIXED MESSAGES HERE!!!
Papyrus...
Why do you live in an icy wasteland?
THE RENT'S CHEAP.
Really? Don't you live in a huge house?
YEAH, BUT MY BROTHER PAYS FOR IT.
Where's your brother get the money to pay for it...?
OH, THAT'S SIMPLE.
IT'S A MYSTERY.
So? What are you waiting for?
The sooner you get it over with, the better!
Hey, you sure are carrying a lot of things.
If someone needed to give you a thing, they sure couldn't!
Oh, Frisk, if you're not busy...
Ready?
(He leaves them in the kitchen and the hallway.)
(You'll need both keys to get through.)

So you finally made it...

come on. really?
wait a second.
that look on your face while i was talking...
you've already heard my spiel, haven't you?
i suspected something like this.
you're always acting like you know what's going to happen.
like you've seen it all before.
OK! Y-you should... You should...
W-wait! No, I think you should h-head up!
Alright, now just keep heading up!
...That pit... Isn't on my map.
Forget it! Let's try the left side!
H-hey, aren't you gonna use the elevator?
I guess you can go this way!
If there wasn't a huge pit in the way...?
Wh... where'd this pit come from?
You should be able to walk across here...
Uuuh, I think... Umm...
...uhhh, you already s-solved them?
Awesome!
A-another laser, huh?
I'm sorry, I won't play around this time.
Hold on a second!!
(If someone's there, they aren't answering the door.)
(You hear irritated groans from the inside.)
(Sounds like only fire lives here now.)
The far door is not an exit. It simply marks a rotation in perspective.
Seems like gardening tools.
Look at these cool toys! They don't interest you at all.

Throne Room
(It's a coffin.) (There's a name engraved on it.)
(" --- .")
It's a clothes drawer. There are robes, button-up shirts...
...and a pink, hand-knit sweater that says "Mr. Dad Guy."
(It's just a chair.)
(It's a throne.)
(The fridge is full of unopened containers of snails.)
The switch is stuck now.
(It's a fridge.) (It's strangely warm.)
Um, is it really a good idea to be getting a snack?
Well, I guess I really shouldn't judge you...
Uhhh, I mean... H-hey, go over to the right!
H-hey! Head over to the right!
(It's just a regular wall.)
(East...) (The End.)
(Get lost...) (And stay that way.)
(Why not relax and have a nice snack?)
(It's completely trashed.) (There's no way it could ever be repaired.)
(It seems to be turned off.)
(None of the buttons work.) (It seems to have lost power.)
(It's locked from the inside.)
(It's a Wall of Fame full of quotes and photos from visiting celebrities.)
"The food is to die for!" "Gorgeous style and fragrance!" "My face tastes beautiful!"
(... these are all Mettaton.)
(It's a lamp.) (There's no lightswitch.)
(It says that stars make their own light...)
(Rich history of Tem.)
(An empty photo frame.) (Someone's dusted it off.)
(It's a family photograph.) (Everyone is smiling.)

(There are photo albums...) (Scrapbooks...) (Books on how to make tea...)

(They all seem very worn.)
(It's a golden flower.)
Just a regular old bucket of snails.
You have seen this type of plant before but do not know its name.
It's a door.
(This flag has nothing else to offer.)
There's a hole here.
(It's a beat-up pirate flag.)
(It's an oven.) (It looks pretty modern.)
(It's the oven.) (Looks like someone forgot to preheat it.)
You're being kind of creepy.
I love how, um, thoughtful Papyrus is...
But what the hell am I supposed to do with all these bones?
(The clock is broken.)
(There are a bunch of VHSes.) (Seems like it's mostly cartoons of some kind.)
(They seem to be alphabetized, save for a few stray...) (... sticky ones?)
PLEASE DON'T ENTER THE MYSTERIOUS SHACK.
HELLO. THAT'S NOT MY HOUSE.
THAT'S JUST MY COOL TOOLSHED.
Do you call it your COOLSHED!?
NO!!! I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!
THAT'S WHY WE'RE FRIENDS, UNDYNE.
YOU ENRICH MY LIFE WITH SHED- BASED PUNS.
That's the only one I've ever made, dude.
YOU SHOULD LEARN A PRIVACY.
(You can't go through the fire exit because you're not made of fire.)
(It's a performance schedule.) (Comedians, dancers, Sans...) (Seems there's a break
now.)
(It's some sort of giant bottle of perfume.) (Eau de Rectangle.)

(The cap is so comically large, you can't open it.)

(She's waiting for someone to let her out.)
(The gems on the southern wall shine in a spectacular pattern.)
(It's a nice thing you can see the southern wall from this angle.)
(It's a drawing of a golden flower.)
Inside the drawer are flower seeds and some broken crayons.
(It's a painting of a cartoon bone.)
(It's a specifically-regular -sized sink.)
THIS ISN'T A SHOW ABOUT WASHING YOUR HANDS, DARLING.
THAT'S ON WEDNESDAYS!
What? I'm not gonna serenade you.
(There are a bunch of VHSes.) (Seems like it's mostly cartoons of some kind.)
(It's a spooky old TV.) (Most of the buttons are worn away...)
(Though the channel changing buttons look good as new.)
(It's some kind of TV show featuring Mettaton.)
(It's a note.) Howdy! Help yourself to anything you want!
(The stovetop is very clean.) (Someone must use fire magic instead.)
(It's a twin-sized bed.)
(It's a microwave.) (That's great if you're a microwave fan.)
STILL FIDDLING WITH THAT MICROWAVE, EH, DARLING?
CAN'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING TOTALLY ENAMORED WITH AN ELECTRONIC BOX.
(There are a lot of striped shirts in here.)
After all, humans have proven their SOULs don't need these things to exist.
(Small puddle forming.)
(Medium puddle forming.)
(Large puddle forming.)
(A small tree is growing in the puddle.)
(It's a bathroom sign.)
(Inside the drawer is a silver key.)
(You put it on your keychain.)

(Clothes and trombones are shoved in haphazardly.)

(It's glued to the table.)
X left.
That comedian...
The comedian got away. Failure.
(Yes, you read that correctly.)
AWARE OF DOG pleas pet dog
hOI!! u shud check out... TEM SHOP!!!
yaYA!! i AGREES!! shud check... TEM SHOP!!!
(Seems like the mouse has freed some of the cheese from the crystal somehow.)
We can go and see the real stars now...
But I still don't know what those are.
Wait a second... Auuuugh, it's summer vacation!
Hey, did you hear? The barrier's opened up!
Now school HAS to be cancelled, right!?
Hm? Nice try, but your loitering technique still needs work.
There will be lots of places to loiter on the surface, I bet.
Of course, an experienced viewer like me knows CGI when they see it...
The barrier's opened up, so we don't have to go to work today.
I mean, sure, we're free, but it's the little things, you know?
And that's not even counting me!
Today, we all started as co-workers...
Who knows what we'll be tomorrow?
(Seems like the mouse hacked the safe and took the cheese out.)
It's so nice to have you over!
Why not take a seat at the table?
Sit at the freakin' table, you little nerd.
I... I... I didn't want to, but that girl... even though I told her no, she...
Maybe I can sell it online and double my money back...
From now on, call me "Jimmy Hotpants."

Sn... ow... y...

It really feels overdue, doesn't it?
Frisk, darling. Can you help me with something?
What kind of merchandise do you think humans would want to buy...?
I've thought of a few ideas so far.
Buttons (with my face) Stickers (with my face) CDs (with my face)
Posters (with my face) T-shirts (with my face) Underwear (with my face)
...and plush dolls of TORIEL.
But, you know. With my face instead of hers.
So what do you think?
(A yes or no prompt was not provided.)
Fabulous! I completely agree!
Oh, Frisk. Why don't you go see how Alphys is doing?
Since the flash of light she's been working hard to set everything right.
Ha-Ha. About time, huh?
But the hot dog guy left... Even though all of his stuff is still here.
...guess he's just too lazy to clean it away.
I wanted another hot dog. But the hot dog guy never came back.
Toasty bun!
(It's a pile of dog residue.)
Take your time.
30G - Bisicle
45G - Bisicle
70G - Bisicle
Thanks for your purchase.
Just looking?
That's not enough money.
You're carrying too much.
Buy it for
G?

Take it.
If you're really hurtin' for cash, then maybe you could do some crowdfunding.
I hear people will pay for ANYTHING nowadays.
Nothing left.
...haven't planned much more than that, I'm afraid.
Heals 18HP (Looks like a crab.)
Armor: 5DF (
DF) Invincible longer
Weapon: 2AT (
AT) Invincible longer
Don't be shy now.
Woah there! I've got some neat junk for sale.
Wah ha ha! I knew you could do it!
Careful with that.
You're a bit short on cash.
You're carrying too much!
Here we are.
Eh? You can't afford it?
Don't you have enough?
Emblem's meaning (NEW)
For the last time, I'm not taking it!
I wouldn't buy your chitzy garbage at knifepoint.
What's that? You want me to repeat myself?
Heck no! Your eyes still work... Go read a book or something! Wahaha!
SOLD OUT!
00G - Junk Food
000G - Empty Gun
--- SOLD OUT --000G - Cowboy Hat
000G - Mystery Key

Bratty! We're gonna be rich!

So are you gonna buy it??
You need WAY more money.
You have TOO many items!!!
We're all $$$$$old out! Mee-YOW!
B.Pants Hangout? (NEW)
That Kind of Guy (NEW)
Freedom
I'm a human
Do You Like Cats
The till is empty.
Well, that kind of guy...
You hang out with him once, then he wants to hang out...
All. The. Time.
Oh, uh...
Hmmm... Now that we're gonna be free...
Me? Yeah, I LOVE cats!
They're, like, SO tasty!!
Me? Yeah, I LOVE cats!
They're, like, SO cute!!!
Nope!!!
Yeah!! He should come look for junk with us!
But like, if we let him hang out with us... I just worry it'll...
...be really super fun!
Um, that was NOT what I was gonna say.
But I was close, right!?
But don't you feel bad for him, Bratty?
Poor Burgerpants...
Think about how cool we are compared to him!!!
We'd be saving his LIFE with our friendship!!

His LIFE, Bratty!!

Uh, so?
...
Think of all the glamburgers he could get for us!!
...so is he free after work?
Heals 60HP Don't ask. Please.
SOLD OUT
The customer is always right.
Anything else you need?
What can I do for you, little buddy?
How can I help you, O customer?
That's not the right amount of money.
You don't have room.
We don't HAVE any more.
Take what you want, little buddy.
Here you go, little buddy.
Don't worry about it.
Sorry... You can't take it for free.
You gotta drop some stuff.
Like I'm making THAT again.
Here you go, little weirdo.
Catty's Invitation (NEW)
Catty's Invitation
Bratty and Catty
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE.
Hmmm... Why not try selling that to the two chicks in the alley?
Thank you, little buddy.
So, uh, what time would they wanna hang out?
Everyone calls me burgerpants now.
But you won't, will you, little buddy?

1000G - tem flake (premiem)

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GREAT FRIDGE, ISN'T IT?
(It's a saggy old couch.)
WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN MY BED?
ARE YOU TIRED?
(Complex manuals and children's books.)
(The bookshelf is filled with complex tomes about puzzle creation.)
(And children's books.)
(The computer's internet browser is opened to a social media site.)
(Action figures of many sexy robots.)
WOW, YOU'RE SO EAGER TO DATE ME...

WOW, YOU'RE SO EAGER TO HANG OUT...

YOU'RE TRYING TO GO INTO MY HOUSE WITHOUT ME!
THAT'S REALLY WEIRD!!!
(It's unlocked.)
(This sink is so tall, you can't even wash your hands...)
HOW NICE OF YOU TO CHECK MY MAIL FOR ME.
WAIT, NO. THAT'S VERY STRANGE.
STOP LOOKING IN MY EMPTY MAILBOX.
THAT'S MY EMPTINESS, NOT YOURS.
Huh? Yes, I'm taking my bunny for a walk.
It's just a very slow one.
Usually one of those dogs chases my little Cinnamon around.
Here's your money back. You can pay me if you're going to stay overnight.
I think I've figured it out. ... no, nevermind.
That lady over there's been going for a walk for a while now.
...but she hasn't moved an inch from where she's standing.
W-well, I haven't either, but I don't want her to notice me over here...
......
Politics.
Too bad there are no politics on the surface.
Guess it was a good thing those teens tormented that monster...?
Hmm? Adjusting the presents is my responsibility.
Nah, to be honest, I just keep looking to see if I've gotten one...
You know what's cute?
Those two married dogs always put presents under the tree for each other.
It's always the same. A single bone.
But every time, they act like it's the first time they've gotten it.
Then Papyrus comes to take his bones back.
Anyway, where are those two...?
Smile smile.

At least I'm not making puns.

Yeah, bring 'em on!
What will happen to Grillby's if everyone moves in...?
We're gonna have to have chairs to the ceiling.
...who knows. Maybe we'll have room.
Ice Wolf thinking of changing their name to Jimmy Hotpants.
Let's continue to play Monsters and Humans!
Now we can play Monsters and Humans with REAL humans!
Can we PLEASE play something else...?
Hmmm... When humans play Monsters and Humans...
Do they just call it Humans and Humans?
I guess the bartender's kind of h-h-h-hot...
C'mon everybody!!! L-l-l-let's party!!!
...anyone?
Sansyyyy... Come back and sit with me...
Everything's so fun when you're around!!!
It's s-s-so quiet in here.
L-lighten up everybody! This is why I hate th-this place.
I want to be like UNDYNE when I grow up, too! Hoo hoo hoo!
Ehhhhhhhhnnnnn... I wish I had something else to do.
Those dogs are part of the ROYAL GUARD, the...
Huh? Where are they?
Something feels really off.
Wow, a brand new world...
I might not get to translate for Grillby anymore...
...which is fine, since I was actually just making up what he was saying.
I guess I could ask out Undyne. But I think she likes someone already.
Did I catch anyone yet? I can't bear to look...
i'm not hungry anyway.
And I've heard they have things called bathrooms.

To a human, monster food would be very interesting.

As soon as you eat it, it converts perfectly into energy.
...that makes me wonder. How do humans do it?
Eat during battle...?
Ice cream in one hand, sword in the other.
That's the way of the monster warrior...
Sans is interesting. He has told me about all kinds of incredible foods.
But, despite his knowledge, he always orders the worst burger off the menu.
(Where are those skeletons?) (I wanted to get a bone from them...)
(We're considering paying a visit to the doctor.)
(No! Not the vet!) (... well, maybe she's a little like a vet.)
(I like Sans.) (Sometimes he feeds us scraps of food under the table.)
(Then his brother gets mad...) (But why!? We're adults!) (We can handle it!)
Where's Sans... He's supposed to give me a pat on the head...
She hasn't been responding to our letters...
Maybe it's because we let Doggo write them all.
I was hoping Sans came in to give me a pat on the head.
Interloper...!
Where's that big lug? We can't start until he shows up.
He may not look like it, but this big guy writes the most eloquent letters.
Here, take a look!
(It's just the word "Bark" but in flowery cursive.)
Papyrus? Is that you? Come on...
Huh? Since when did you and Sans become friends...?
I don't like him... He loves to appear without moving.
Sometimes the others like to prank me. They sit still so I can't see them.
(It has switched to Go Fish.)
Welcome to the library.
This is the last day we'll be open, so make as much noise as you want.
(cough, cough)

There's a day I just don't want to work.

It's called "Today."
You're someone that has trouble doing crosswords, aren't you?
I just solved today's crossword.
Yes. I illustrate all of the comics myself.
Yes. I give everyone huge beautiful eyes and giant muscles.
(Here I am... Writing this book.)
(A person comes in and picks up the book...)
(They start reading it...!)
Oh, sorry. I'm still writing that one.
I wonder if that weird skeleton is an adult or a kid.
Yo... There you are!
I've been kinda worried about you since you ran away.
...but now I'm just kinda mad, ha ha.
If Undyne hadn't saved me, that woulda been bad...
Yo... Uh...
Don't talk to me.
Nyeh heh heh, dude.
OK, I'm ready when you are.
Yo! Where were you going...?
My parents didn't tell you to come here, did they?
You know where you're going, right...?
I was just gonna follow you... Ha ha.
Hmmm....
Yo, you aren't going to be able to climb with an umbrella.
We've finally raised enough to rescue all the spiders inside of the RUINS.
...nothing, because we only sold one donut.
What's wrong with everyone? Don't they like spiders~
4 pairs of stylish sunglasses for every spider!
4 pairs of waterproof booties for every spider!

4 pairs of stylish heels for every spider!

A spider baseball field! We've already got the baseball donuts ready~
A spider football stadium! We'll play with 4 balls on the field at once!
A brand new bakery! Thank you so much, dearie!
It's all because of you (r money).
A vacation anywhere in the entire world!
Should we go to the tropics? Or a creepy abandoned house? We can't decide~
I'll always remember that you remembered!
What? Do you want a rematch?
(Art club is cancelled!)
(Art is dead.)
Let's meet again someday!
But! Then he says!
Even if you suck at cooking, you can always buy an MTT-brand Glamburger!
Then he eats one! Everyone loves it!
...How does he eat it without a mouth?
Uhhh... well... Watch the show!
Oh! And I like when he tries on all kinds of different fashionable outfits!
Even if it's during what's supposed to be a newscast.
(It's a potted plant.)
(It's a platoon of ficuses.)
Sorry, we aren't allowing any more guests at this time.
Or ever again.
O, k, k...
What are you doing with all of that water?
So now we have a private pool? Worse things have happened.
Are you just carrying that around to look sophisticated?
Cause it's not working.
I'll be able to have a nice drink on the surface.
I'm visiting Waterfall from the city.

I wanted to tell you about my neighbor's daughter.

But you walked right by me before I could tell you.
Fate has decided that I should not tell you.
Me? I just like explaining things to passersby.
But now it's been so busy, we still haven't gotten the chance to ride it.
Mettaton hasn't made a performance for more than five minutes...
Talking to you about this... It's breakin' my heart.
My son... He was always making these weird ice puns.
I hated them, so he ran away from home...
I think I should try to patch things up with him.
Have you seen him? Have you seen my son?
Oh... Freedoms.
Feels... so spicey.
Hooray!
Surface world will have so many new friends to help!!!
Haha, ha ha ha. If we leave, no one will REALLY ever know!!
The lava's so spicey now.
Haha, ha ha ha. Wonder if any humans would wanna be my friend.
PSYYYYCHE! That'd NEVER happen!
A-ah... H-human... You're leaving?
I'm not saying it again.
I... I'm thinking of going to the surface...
Eeeeeh? You're going to go there too?
Idiot... Quit following me!
Besides Snowy. We have to share ours with him..
Heh... I guess we'll have to go to the surface.
There are woods there we can live in, right?
Guh huh huh huh.
Everyone's leaving, eh?
Good riddance! Maybe I'll finally get some peace and quiet!

Ice socks and sandals.

I know how to set myself apart now! An ear piercing!
Wait.
We all live in the woods, so no one can tell us what to do!
But now everyone ignores us...
I don't want freedom if it means no one's gonna pay attention to me.
Maybe someone on the surface will pay attention to me.
There're so many people, someone has to, right!?
Hey, stop thinking about my hat!
...you aren't thinking about my hat?
...can you, please?
Ha! After all this time, you're still thinking about my hat!
...please?
Bahh!!! Nevermind!!
So? What are you waiting for!?
Geh? Who are you?
Freedom? What? Bah! You're pullin' my leg!
You again!? Bah! I don't care about going free!
Do you think humans could appreciate the details of classic puzzles...?
(It's a box.) (Presumably to be pushed.)
Bah!
Part of me wants to see my new "brother" Aaron.
But most other parts of me... don't.
It's good to be with my sister again.
Snail snail.
(Good gosh, don't I look like a perfectly normal snail?)
If only I could see the world above.
But even if the barrier was open, how would I leave...?
It means you've lived a life of sin.
It means... Don't talk to me.

Since you flexed at me, I've been thinking of a lot of things ; )

Like... Flexing ; )
And flexing ; )
You came all this way to see me flex ; )
This really says something about you ; )
First ghosts, are real, now anime's real ; ) All my nightmares are true ; )
Everything's so dirty... If I could erase everything, I would.
Ohhhh. Don't get the wrong idea. I don't want anyone to die.
The surface intimidates me.
The entire outer layer of the Earth is made of dirt.
Don't drag your dirty feet in here. I just cleaned this trash!
Clouded Glasses
Temmie Armor
Easy to change, huh?
Save
Return
File saved.
(Seems like a comfy bed.)
(You could probably climb into it if you were to the left of it.)
(Choose a tape to watch.)
Okay, ---, are you ready?
Howdy, ---! Smile for the camera!
I... I don't like this idea, --No! I'd never doubt you, ---... Never!
---...Can you hear me? We want you to wake up...
---! You have to stay determined!
Psst... ---... Please... wake up...
(It's a fake plant.)
(You found a blue key on the ground.) (You put it on your keychain.)
(You really like to wash your hands.)

(You turned off the sink.)

(It's an empty bathtub.)
(It's some kind of switch.) (There's a red-colored slot in the center.)
(The red switch has been turned on.)
(It's some kind of switch.) (There's a blue-colored slot in the center.)
(The blue switch has been turned on.)
(It's some kind of switch.) (There's a green-colored slot in the center.)
(The green switch has been turned on.)
(Click!) (The green key fits perfectly into the slot.)
(It's some kind of switch.) (There's a yellow-colored slot in the center.)
(The yellow switch has been turned on.)
...Are you there?
Did you really think you could run away?
DEATH
HOPE
NIGHTMARE
DREAMS
SUCCESS
LOVE
FREEDOM
MERCY
CALM
KINDNESS
DREAMER
CORRUPT
You can do it!
Ribbit.
You've GOT to win!
We're with you too!
C'mon, you got this!

La la la la!
I'm so sorry.
(It's a lamp with pink fish on the lampshade.) (There's no lightbulb.)
I'm outta here.
I've got better to do.
Escaped...
Don't slow me down.
Ran away with [] EXP and [] GOLD.
(You put the dog on the ground.)
(You threw the Bad Memory away.) (But it came back.)
You bid a quiet farewell to the [item name].
You put the [item name] on the ground and gave it a little pat.
You threw the [item name] on the ground like the piece of trash it is.
You abandoned the [item name].
The [item name] was thrown away.
The box is full.
You can't carry any more.
(Snow can always be broken down and rebuilt into something more useful.)
(This simple fact fills you with determination.)
(The serene sound of a distant music box...)
(Partaking in worthless garbage fills you with determination.)
(You feel a calming tranquility. You're filled with determination...)
(The wind is howling. You're filled with determination...)
(The howling wind is now a breeze. This gives you determination...)
(The wind has stopped. You're filled with determination...)
(You're filled with determination.)
(A huge structure lies north.) (You're filled with determination.)
(The air is filled with the smell of ozone... it fills you with determination.)
(Behind this door must be the elevator to the King's castle.)
(The smell of cobwebs fills the air...)

Check Console Terrorize

Check Talk Devour Dinner
Check Pet Beckon Play Ignore
Check Agree Clash Joke
Check Compliment
Check Flirt Insult
Check Flirt Approach
Check Yell
Check Talk Stare Clear Mind
Check Compliment Threaten Mystify
Check Pick On Don't Pick Challenge On
Check Console Terrorize Pray
Check Whisper Touch Glove
Check Turn
Call Hum Scream Flex Unhug Cry
Check Pick On Mystify Clean Hum Pray
Check ITEM STAT CELL
Check Join Refuse
Talk Mercy Stare Hug
Check Switch Fix Lie Down
Check Hiss Devour Snack
"Monster Candy" - Heals 10 HP Has a distinct, non-licorice flavor.
"Stick" - Weapon AT 0 Its bark is worse than its bite.
"Bandage" - Heals 10 HP It has already been used several times.
"Spider Donut" - Heals 12 HP A donut made with Spider Cider in the batter.
"Spider Cider" - Heals 24 HP Made with whole spiders, not just the juice.
"Butterscotch Pie" - All HP Butterscotch-cinnamon pie, one slice.
"Faded Ribbon" - Armor DF 3 If you're cuter, monsters won't hit you as hard.
"Toy Knife" - Weapon AT 3 Made of plastic. A rarity nowadays.
"Tough Glove" - Weapon AT 5 A worn pink leather glove. For five-fingered folk.

"Manly Bandanna" - Armor DF 7 It has seen some wear. It has abs drawn on it.
"Snowman Piece" - Heals 45 HP Please take this to the ends of the earth.
"Bisicle" - Heals 11 HP It's a two-pronged popsicle, so you can eat it twice.
"Unisicle" - Heals 11 HP It's a SINGLE-pronged popsicle. Wait, that's just normal...
"Cinnamon Bunny" - Heals 22 HP A cinnamon roll in the shape of a bunny.
"Temmie Flakes" - Heals 2 HP It's just torn up pieces of colored construction paper.
"Old Tutu" - Armor DF 10 Finally, a protective piece of armor.
"Ballet Shoes" - Wpn AT 7 These used shoes make you feel incredibly dangerous.
"Punch Card" - Battle Item Use to make punching attacks stronger in one battle.
Use outside of battle to look at the card.
"Annoying Dog" - Dog A little white dog. It's fast asleep...
"Dog Salad" - Heals ?? HP Recovers HP. (Hit Poodles.)
"Dog Residue" - Dog Item Shiny trail left behind by a dog.
"Dog Residue" - Dog Item Dog-shaped husk shed from a dog's carapace.
"Dog Residue" - Dog Item Dirty dishes left unwashed by a dog.
"Dog Residue" - Dog Item Glowing crystals secreted by a dog.
"Dog Residue" - Dog Item Jigsaw puzzle left unfinished by a dog.
"Dog Residue" - Dog Item Web spun by a dog to ensnare prey.
"Instant Noodles" Heals HP Comes with everything you need for a quick meal!
"Crab Apple" Heals 18 HP An aquatic fruit that resembles a crustacean.
"Hot Dog...?" Heals 20 HP The "meat" is made of something called a "water
sausage."
"Hot Cat" Heals 21 HP Like a hot dog, but with little cat ears on the end.
"Glamburger" Heals 27 HP A hamburger made of edible glitter and sequins.
"Sea Tea" Heals 10 HP Made from glowing marshwater. Increases SPEED for one
battle.
"Starfait" Heals 14 HP A sweet treat made of sparkling stars.
"Legendary Hero" Heals 40 HP Sandwich shaped like a sword. Increases ATTACK
when eaten.
"Cloudy Glasses" - Armor DF 6 Glasses marred with wear. Increases INV by 9.
(After you get hurt by an attack, you stay invulnerable for longer.)

"Torn Notebook" - Weapon AT 2 Contains illegible scrawls. Increases INV by 6.

"Stained Apron" - Armor DF 11 Heals 1 HP every other turn.
"Burnt Pan" - Weapon AT 10 Damage is rather consistent. Consumable items heal 4
more HP.
"Cowboy Hat" - Armor DF 12 This battle-worn hat makes you want to grow a beard.
It also raises ATTACK by 5.
"Empty Gun" - Weapon AT 12 An antique revolver. It has no ammo.
Must be used precisely, or damage will be low.
"Heart Locket" - Armor DF 15 It says "Best Friends Forever."
"Worn Dagger" - Weapon AT 15 Perfect for cutting plants and vines.
"Bad Memory" Hurts 1 HP ?????
"Dream" Heals 12 HP The goal of "Determination."
"Undyne's Letter" - Unique Letter written for Dr. Alphys.
"Popato Chisps" Heals 13 HP Regular old popato chisps.
"Junk Food" Heals 17 HP Food that was probably once thrown away.
"Mystery Key" Unique It is too bent to fit on your keychain.
"Face Steak" Heals 60 HP Huge steak in the shape of Mettaton's face.
(You don't feel like it's made of real meat...)
"Hush Puppy" Heals 65 HP This wonderful spell will stop a dog from casting magic.
"Snail Pie" - Heals Some HP An acquired taste.
"temy armor" - Armor DF 20 The things you can do with a college education!
Raises ATTACK when worn. Recovers HP every other turn. INV up slightly.
Monster Candy
Stick
Bandage
Spider Donut
Spider Cider
Butterscotch Pie
Faded Ribbon
Toy Knife

Tough Glove
Manly Bandanna
Snowman Piece
Nice Cream
Bisicle
Unisicle
Cinnamon Bun
Temmie Flakes
Abandoned Quiche
Old Tutu
Ballet Shoes
Punch Card
Annoying Dog
Dog Salad
Dog Residue
Astronaut Food
Instant Noodles
Crab Apple
Hot Dog...?
Hot Cat
Glamburger
Sea Tea
Starfait
Legendary Hero
Cloudy Glasses
Torn Notebook
Stained Apron
Burnt Pan
Cowboy Hat
Empty Gun

Heart Locket
Worn Dagger
Real Knife
The Locket
Bad Memory
Dream
Undyne's Letter
Undyne Letter EX
Popato Chisps
Junk Food
Mystery Key
Face Steak
Hush Puppy
Snail Pie
temy armor
Stick
Bandage
SpidrDont
SpdrDonut
SpidrCidr
SpdrCider
ButtsPie
Pie
Ribbon
TuffGlove
Glove
Mandanna
Bandanna
SnowPiece
NiceCream

Ice Cream
Bisicle
Unisicle
Popsicle
CinnaBun
C. Bun
TemFlakes
Ab Quiche
Quiche
Old Tutu
Tutu
BallShoes
Shoes
PunchCard
DogResidu
D.Residue
AstroFood
Astr.Food
InstaNood
I.Noodles
CrabApple
Hot Dog
Hot Cat
GlamBurg
G. Burger
Sea Tea
Starfait
Leg,Hero
L. Hero
ClodGlass

Glasses
TornNotbo
Notebook
StainApro
Apron
CowboyHat
<--Locket
H. Locket
WornDG
W. Dagger
RealKnife
TheLocket
BadMemory
LastDream
UndynLetr
Letter
UndynLtrX
PT Chisps
Chips
MystryKey
Key
FaceSteak
Fsteak
Steak
HushPupe
HushPuppy
Temmie AR
Tem.Armor
-- Credits -(( CAST ))

FROGGIT
by Toby
Pondering Life
Professional Frog
WHIMSUN
Still A Bit Guilty
Braver Every Day
MOLDSMAL
Found a New Cave
Backup Dancer
LOOX
by Temmie
Slightly Bully-like
Reformed Bully
VEGETOID
by Toby Temmie
Pushy Grocer
Popular Nutritionist
MIGOSP
Dedicated Yesman
Casually Enjoys Life
NAPSTABLOOK
Zzzzzzz...
Spooky DJ
SNOWDRAKE
by Magnolia Porter
Still Looking For Laughs
Semi-successful Comedian
ICECAP
Thinking About Its Hat

Fashion Designer
GYFTROT
by Magnolia Porter (and Toby???)
Finding Peace And Quiet
Christmas Display
DOGGO
Believes In The Almighty Stick
Has His Own Seeing Eye Dog
DOGAMY DOGARESSA
by Toby...?
Still Thinking About That Stick
Finally No. 1 Nose Nuzzle Champions
LESSER DOG
by Temmie Toby
Searching For Affection
Found A Loving Owner
GREATER DOG
Unaware of Life's Changes
Excited by Life's Changes
AARON
by Temmie (reluctantly)
Still Flexing
Paranormal Investigator
MOLDBYGG
Wistfully Adjusting to City Life
Idyllic Life on the Beach
WOSHUA
Inspired by OMOCAT
Normal Janitor
Legendary Janitor

TEMMIE
MAD DUMMY
Changed Name to Angry Dummy
Calmed Down... Just a Bit
SHYREN
Taking Piano Lessons Again
Released Her First Hit Single, "When You Say Goodbye It's Like Magical Bullets Are
Slowly Flying Out of Your Mouth And Hitting Me"
VULKIN
Strolling Happily
Encouraging Space Heater
TSUNDERPLANE
New Student At School
Finally Confesses (What!? I don't!!)
PYROPE
Continually In Trouble
Candle In The World's Largest Birthday Cake
MUFFET
by Michelle
Spider Success With a New Bakery
ROYAL GUARDS
Use Your Imagination
FINAL FROGGIT
Searching For Life's Meaning
Giving Life Its Own Meaning
WHIMSALOT
Fighting For The Future
The Long Battle Finally Ending...
ASTIGMATISM
Still A Big Bully

Domineering Glasses Seller

MADJICK
Learning Bowling
Street Magician
KNIGHT KNIGHT
Retail Job
Taking a Well-Deserved Nap
AMALGAMATES
??????
Living With Their Families, Thinking About Sticks
Living With Their Families
METTATON
SPECIAL INSPIRATION
Bob Sparker, Sarah, and JN Wiedle
TORIEL
ASGORE
MONSTER KID
by Magnolia Porter
PAPYRUS
by Toby Temmie
SANS
JN Wiedle
UNDYNE
Design by Toby Armor by Temmie Fashion help: JN Wiedle Gigi DG
ALPHYS
Design by Toby

Ha ha ha ha...
Did you REALLY think it was OVER!?!?
I mean, we haven't even done the Special Thanks yet...

Ready? Let's end all of this for good!

SPECIAL THANKS
TOUCHED CREDITS