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Spotlight
Hidden Treasures
For his new series, Adam Richman seeks out dishes that are off-the-menu
ORD OF ADVICE. DONT WATCH ADAM RICHmans Travel Channel series Secret Eats if youre hungry. You wont be able to avoid the inevitable fridge
raid. In the show, which premiered last Monday, Richman ventures to different international locales in search of off-the-menu
items and hush-hush dining establishments often so well-hidden, it would take a C.I.A. operative to unearth them. Its a clever
upgrade to a formula host watches chef prepare food, host
gluttonously samples food, host asks patrons what they think
of said food, everyone agrees its the best food theyve ever had
anywhere, anytime thats grown a bit stale. Luckily, Richman,
whose Man V. Food similarly toyed with the genre in an engaging way, is a witty, naturally appealing guide, with a vocabulary
that goes beyond grilled to perfection.
Its fun when youre exploring iconic cities like Rome,
London, Mexico City, or Buenos Aires that, yes, there are amazing culinary experiences to be had that are known, that are
celebrated, and that are lauded, says Richman. Then there are
these other places that are every bit as culinarily sound, but the
Two new episodes of Secret Eats with Adam Richman premiere every Monday, at 10 p.m. EST, on
The Travel Channel. Visit travelchannel.com.
AUGUST 11, 2016 METROWEEKLY
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Spotlight
FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS
MIRANDA LAMBERT
She may have only come in third during the first season
of USA Networks Nashville Star, but Lambert is the
biggest star to emerge from that reality series and one
of the biggest stars in all of country. Shes captivated critics and audiences with her winning personality, astute
songwriting and sense of candor on display in new,
post-Blake Shelton heartbreak music. Kip Moore and the
Brothers Osborne open. Thursday, Aug. 25. Doors at 6
p.m. Merriweather Post Pavilion, 10475 Little Patuxent
Parkway, Columbia, Md. Tickets are $45 to $125. Call
800-551-SEAT or visit merriweathermusic.com.
ARTS OF AFGHANISTAN
Outdoor cinema returns to the lawn at Strathmore this summer and first up, on Saturday, Aug. 20, is Jurassic World, last
years blockbuster and the fourth in the Jurassic Park franchise. Sunday night offers animated sensation Minions featuring voice acting by Sandra Bullock, Jon Hamm, Steve Coogan and Jennifer Saunders. The final screening on Monday,
Aug. 22 is the Judy Garland classic The Wizard of Oz. Clearly, theres no place like Strathmore. Festivities begin at 6:30
p.m., with screenings at 8:30 p.m. each night in the Gudelsky Gazebo, 10701 Rockville Pike, North Bethesda. Free. Call
301-581-5100 or visit strathmore.org.
FILM
ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS:
THE MOVIE
HHHHH
Jennifer Saunders beloved British
sitcom about two self-indulgent
women navigating the worlds of
PR, fashion and celebrity finally
makes the leap to the big screen.
The end result is far from perfect,
but Absolutely Fabulous is certainly
passable, which is more than Sex
and the City managed. As storylines
go, this one is entirely inconsequential. Really, Ab Fab is just a series
of set pieces beautifully dressed,
exquisitely styled, filled with gorgeous things designed to help
tee off the next celebrity cameo or
amusing throwback. The time has
never been so appropriate for the
ostentatious, extravagant escapism
of Eddy and Patsy (Joanna Lumley,
who hits every mark and generates the most laughs) and their
EQUITY
PETES DRAGON
SAUSAGE PARTY
STAGE
BORN FOR THIS:
THE BEBE WINANS STORY
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MODD
CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT
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Season eight champion Bob The Drag Queen owes his career to
RuPauls Drag Race
WATCHED RUPAULS DRAG RACE SEASON ONE AND THOUGHT, MAN, THAT
looks like a lot of fun. I think I could be good at that. So I gave it a shot.
That Christopher Caldwell hadnt tried drag before Drag Race is surprising not
least because his mother owned a drag bar in Georgia. I did cross-dressing in high school,
he says, but I would barely consider that drag.
It wasnt until several years into an acting and standup comedy career in New York that
Caldwell started performing in drag, initially as Kittin Whitawhip, a play on the 1964 film
starring Ann-Margret. But it was Bob The Drag Queen that would enter the eighth season
of Drag Race and ultimately bring the 30-year-old his crown and the title of Americas
Next Drag Superstar.
The show has changed my life more than I could even quantify with words, he says. I
dont personally have the vernacular to do justice to what it means to even be on RuPauls
Drag Race, let alone win it.
Winning was a culmination of everything Ive done up until that point, he continues. I
always thought I was going to win even before I made it to the studio.
Two months after appearing on the Capital Pride Mainstage and at Town Danceboutique,
Caldwell returns to the area as part of a tour with four other finalists from Drag Races eighth
season: Kim Chi, Naomi Small, Thorgy Thor and Chi Chi DeVayne. The show is hosted by
Katya, the breakout star of Season 7, who will appear in RuPauls All Stars Drag Race Season 2.
I dont know what theyre gonna do, Bob The Drag Queen says about the other queens,
but I am going to be hilarious. Doug Rule
Season 8: The Queens Live Across America is Monday, Aug. 15, at 8 p.m., at the Fillmore
Silver Spring, 8656 Colesville Road in Silver Spring. Tickets are $37, or $77 to $252 for VIP/
Ultimate Fan options. Call 301-960-9999 or visit ticketmaster.com. Also Tuesday, Aug. 16, at 8
p.m., at the Hippodrome Theatre, 12 North Eutaw St. in Baltimore. Tickets are $69 to $72.
Call 800-982-2787 or visit ticketmaster.com.
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MATTHEW MURPHY
PHANTOMS MENACE
Having played the Phantom on tour for two years, Chris Mann does not take
kindly to pointlessly nasty reviews
Chris Mann stars in Andrew Lloyd Webbers The Phantom of the Opera through Aug. 20 at the
Kennedy Center Opera House. Tickets are $25 to $149. Visit kennedycenter.org.
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Chicagos
The
Hypocrites
Repertory take on some of the silliest roles ever written for musical
theater, performing two of Gilbert
& Sullivans best-loved comic operettas. Presented promenade style,
with some seats on stage with the
actors, Sean Graney directs the tales
of scurvy pirates, modern MajorGenerals, and star-crossed lovers.
To Aug. 21. Theatre Lab at Olney
Theatre Center, 2001 Olney-Sandy
Spring Road, Olney, Md. Tickets are
$30 to $55. Call 301-924-3400 or
visit olneytheatre.org.
MUSIC
BLACK MASALA
KRISTIN CHENOWETH
O.A.R.
PRINZE GEORGE
THE BANGLES
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JIM SAAH
Grammy Award-winning folk musicians Cathy Fink and Marcy Marxer, partners in music and
life, present their eighth annual festival at Strathmore featuring several events all devoted to that
signature Hawaiian instrument the ukulele. The festival includes: a Uke and Guitar Summit
for established or aspiring string musicians, featuring jam sessions, concerts and music workshops, on Saturday, Aug. 13, at 9 a.m.; and the free capstone event, the Uke Fest, featuring performances by Fink and Marxer, Tobia Elof, Jeff Peterson and the Strathmore Ukulele Orchestra,
on Wednesday, Aug. 17, at 7 p.m. Strathmore, 5301 Tuckerman Lane, North Bethesda. No tickets
required for UkeFest, the Summit costs $400. Call 301-581-5100 or visit strathmore.org.
D.C.s all 90s party band, cheekily named after O.J. Simpsons
notorious failed getaway car, sings
through that decades songbook
in all styles of popular music. The
five-member ensemble consists of
singer/guitarist Diego Valencia,
singer Gretchen Gustafson, guitarists Ken Sigmund and McNasty, and
drummer Max Shapiro. Saturday,
Aug. 20. Doors at 8 p.m. 9:30 Club,
815 V St. NW. Tickets are $22. Call
202-265-0930 or visit 930.com.
DANCE
S.J. EWING & DANCERS
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READINGS
MARK SCHAPIRO
EXHIBITS
AMENDING AMERICA
CONNECTIONS:
CONTEMPORARY CRAFT
AT THE RENWICK
KEHINDE WILEY:
A NEW REPUBLIC
ETC.
BOUDOIR BURLESQUE: SECOND
SUNDAY SPEAKEASY
LA-TI-DO
JOHN RILEY
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GLOCK BLOCKERS
Gays Against Guns launches its first D.C. protest. By John Riley
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on lobbying in 2016 so far, and spent more than $3.5 million
in 2015. Thats more money spent advocating for guns than
even the National Rifle Association (NRA) often perceived as the face of the pro-gun movement. The NRA gives
far more to candidates ($805,900), but only spent $735,000
in direct lobbying expenses in 2016.
Asked why so few people including several of the protesters are unaware of the NSSFs existence, Attey says:
Its all about branding. They pretend to be this group of
duck and deer hunters that are concerned about the environment and safety, when in fact, they couldnt be further
from that. The members of their organization are gun manufacturing companies, gun dealers, and gun show operators.
The protest also hopes to apply pressure, via negative
publicity, on Marriott International for hosting the NSSF conference. Attey hopes Marriott, which has earned accolades for
its LGBT-friendly employment policies and outreach to the
LGBT community, will act similarly on the issue of gun safety.
We acknowledge that theyre our friends, Attey says,
but to quote Dumbledore, It takes a great deal of courage
to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand
up to your friends.
Attey argues that not only Marriott, but other hotel
chains many of whom tout their inclusiveness and seek
out LGBT consumer dollars could take steps such as
requiring mandatory background checks at any gun shows
held on their premises, or issuing policy statements that call
on lawmakers to ban assault weapons, limit ammunition, or
pass mandatory background checks.
Corporate America can get ahead of Congress and policymakers on this issue, in the same way that they got ahead
of Congress and policymakers on LGBT equality, he adds.
Everyone knows that Marriott is a huge friend of our community, but we need them to stand up for us not just for
our rights as gay people, but for our rights and safety.
Amanda Fore is an LGBT ally and mother. The 50-yearold resident of Chevy Chase has followed several different
gun violence prevention groups since the 2012 shooting at
Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Conn., which claimed
the lives of 20 children and six adults. As a mother, she was
frustrated that politicians refused to take action even after
a school full of children was attacked.
I just learned about what NSSF does, and I think its really important that people know where the money is coming
from, when theyre giving so much to members of Congress,
says Fore. She rejects the argument from gun advocates that
arming people is the best way to protect against mass shootings like the ones at Newtown and Orlando.
I think of my son, and I think of the world hes growing
up in. He was even worried about me coming today, because
he was afraid I might get shot, she says. And this is a
uniquely American problem. We travel overseas all the time,
and I think its just crazy.
While Orlando prompted many in the LGBT community
to focus on the gun reform, the problem of guns, coupled
with anti-LGBT sentiment, is still a dangerous combination.
I think the more we as a society are moving forward
on LGBT rights, the more powerful a voice the community
theFeed
has, she says. So Im here to support that, and also to support reasonable, responsible gun policies.
Thats not to say Gays Against Guns doesnt have its
detractors. At the Marriott protest, one bystander, as he got
into a car, yelled, Pink Pistols, motherfuckers! a reference to a group that encourages LGBT people to protect
themselves by owning a gun. Other advocates have argued
that gun control groups should focus their efforts on preventing gang violence, particularly black-on-black crime
in African-American neighborhoods.
Its something that drives Jerry Higgins crazy.
First of all, no one ever says, Why dont you focus on
white-on-white crime? Eighty-five percent of white people
are killed by other white people, so it seems kind of racist to
me to bring up black-on-black crime. And does somebody
really think that if we contain the guns and control the
problem, that it wont fix the problems in all communities?
Were talking about controlling the flow of all guns,
were talking about controlling how many guns can be
bought at a gun show, Higgins, a 53-year-old African-
POLITICAL PANDERING
Two months after the Pulse shootings, Donald Trump and Marco Rubio address Orlando conference
of anti-LGBT activists. By John Riley
T FIRST GLANCE, A GATHERING OF RELIGIOUS leaders might seem relatively benign. But the
Rediscovering God in America Renewal Project is
no ordinary conference. The two-day event is part of a larger
movement whose aim is to push for policy to promote religious teachings or beliefs. And the guest list includes several
prominent religious or conservative political figures best
known for their opposition to LGBT rights.
A gathering of notable conservatives pushing for political
representation all but requires that there be politicians in
attendance, eager to shake hands and garner votes. And sure
enough, two of the GOPs biggest stars will be not only attending the conference, but speaking as well: Florida Sen. Marco
Rubio and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump.
The conferences setting the Hyatt Regency Orlando
is a short drive from Pulse nightclub, where a mass shooting
killed 49 people, many LGBT, in June. That alone would be
enough to raise eyebrows from the most skeptical political
observer. To add insult to injury, the conference will also
coincide with the two-month anniversary of the shooting,
which both Rubio and Trump have been accused of exploiting for political gain.
It was Rubio who first drew the ire of LGBT and
left-leaning groups when it was announced last week that
he would be speaking at the conference. The Human Rights
Campaign, which criticized Rubio for citing the Pulse
nightclub attack as justification for running for re-election,
denounced him for agreeing to share the stage with some
of the nations most odious anti-equality activists, including
people who support dangerous and harmful conversion
therapy here at home, and are working to export antiLGBTQ hate abroad, JoDee Winterhof, HRCs senior vice
president of policy and political affairs, said in a statement.
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seemingly has no qualms about casting his lot with these dangerous anti-gay voices.
Gregory T. Angelo, the president of the Log Cabin
Republicans, took a more measured approach in his response.
To me its all about what is the message that theyre bringing, and I highly doubt, considering their past statements, that
they are going to this event to spout a bunch of hate, Angelo
told the Wall Street Journal. If they are going to take a strong
pivot to a hard socially conservative bent that involves opposition to LGBT equality, then Id be concerned.
Opposition to LGBT equality will be all but unavoidable at
the conference, which includes prominent anti-LGBT activists David Barton, Bill Federer, Ken Graves, Fred Lowery, Bob
McEwen and Mat Staver, the founder of anti-LGBT organization Liberty Counsel. According to People for the American
Ways Right Wing Watch, some of the beliefs propagated by
the speakers run the gamut between simple anti-gay rhetoric
and opposition to advances in LGBT rights, to bizarre conspiracy theories.
Staver, as head of Liberty Counsel, represented Kentucky
Clerk Kim Davis when she was sent to jail, after she refused to
issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples. He has also represented Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore, who is accused of
violating judicial ethics by using his position to order probate
judges in the state not to issue same-sex marriage licenses
(something hell go to trial for in September).
His fellow speakers are no better. Barton, a GOP activist,
says that God is preventing a cure for HIV/AIDS from being
found because the disease is punishment for living a sinful
homosexual lifestyle. Graves, a pastor from Maine, has argued
that gay people cannot build happy families because they are
depressed. Federer, a well-known figure in socially conservative circles, believes that advances in LGBT rights are hastening the Islamist takeover of America.
Some conservatives are leaping to Trump and Rubios
defense, with former GOProud co-founder Christopher
Barron criticizing Metro Weekly and other LGBT news outlets
for focusing on Trumps attendance at the conference rather
than the attendance of Seddique Mateen, the father of Pulse
shooter Omar Mateen, at a Hillary Clinton rally in Kissimmee,
Fla., on Monday. But other LGBT groups seem determined
not to let either Rubio or Trump continue to paint themselves
as defenders of the LGBT community against the threat of
radical Islam, while opposing other LGBT equality measures.
Holding this event is an insult to the victims and families
of those innocent people who were murdered barely two
months ago, said Russell Roybal, the deputy executive director of the National LGBTQ Task Force Action Fund. Stirring
up homophobia and Islamophobia is wrong at the best of
times, but to do so when the entire Orlando community is still
grieving...is beyond distasteful.
Trump may have mentioned the LGBT community in
his acceptance speech, which some people interpreted as a
positive signal to our community despite the vehemently
anti-LGBTQ views of his running mate Mike Pence and the
Republican Party platform. But now Donald Trump and
Marco Rubio plan to breathe the oxygen of publicity into an
openly anti-LGBTQ event, joining some of the most notorious
anti-LGBTQ people out there. Havent the people of Orlando
had enough? l
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OLESIA BILKEI
Community
THURSDAY, August 11
The DC Center hosts a meeting on SOLUTIONS FOR
WELLNESS PLANNING. 6:307:30 p.m. 2000 14th St. NW,
Suite 105. For more information, visit thedccenter.org.
Weekly Events
DC AQUATICS CLUB (DCAC)
practice session at Takoma
Aquatic Center, 300 Van Buren St.
NW. 7:30-9 p.m. swimdcac.org.
DC LAMBDA SQUARES gay
and lesbian square-dancing
group features mainstream
through advanced square
dancing at the National City
Christian Church, 5 Thomas
Circle NW, 7-9:30 p.m. Casual
dress. 301-257-0517, dclambdasquares.org.
The DULLES TRIANGLES
Northern Virginia social
group meets for happy hour
at Sheraton in Reston, 11810
Sunrise Valley Drive, second-floor bar, 7-9 p.m. All welcome. dullestriangles.com.
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SUNDAY, August 14
METROHEALTH CENTER
WOMENS LEADERSHIP
INSTITUTE for young LBTQ
FRIDAY, August 12
GAMMA, a confidential support
group for men who are gay, bisexual, questioning and who are
married or involved with a woman,
meets in Washington on the second
and fourth Fridays of each month.
GAMMA also also offers additional
meetings in Northern Virginia and
Frederick, Md. 7:30-9:30 p.m. St.
Thomas Episcopal Church, 1772
Church St. NW. For more information, visit GAMMAinDC.org.
SATURDAY, August 13
CHRYSALIS arts & culture group
visits Library of Congress to see
exhibition on late 19th century
social reformer and photojournalist
Jacob Riis and his masterpiece,
How The Other Half Lives. Free.
All welcome. Meet at 11 a.m.
past security inside the ground
level entrance of the Jefferson
(Old) Building on First Street
NE, between East Capitol and
Independence Avenue. Lunch in
the neighborhood follows. Craig,
202-462-0535 or craighowell1@
verizon.net.
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Weekly Events
BETHEL CHURCH-DC progressive
and radically inclusive church
holds services at 11:30 a.m. 2217
Minnesota Ave. SE. 202-248-1895,
betheldc.org.
DC AQUATICS CLUB (DCAC)
FIRST CONGREGATIONAL
UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST
METROPOLITAN COMMUNITY
CHURCH OF WASHINGTON, D.C.
UNITARIAN CHURCH OF
ARLINGTON, an LGBTQ welcom-
NOVASALUD offers free HIV testing. 5-7 p.m. 2049 N. 15th St., Suite
200, Arlington. Appointments: 703789-4467.
The DC Center hosts COFFEE
WASHINGTON WETSKINS
WATER POLO TEAM practices 7-9
TUESDAY, August 16
CENTER BI, a group of The DC
Weekly Events
ANDROMEDA TRANSCULTURAL
HEALTH offers free HIV testing,
WEDNESDAY, August 17
BOOKMEN DC, an informal mens
gay-literature group, discusses
selections from Our Caribbean,
edited by Thomas Glave. All are
welcome. 7:30-8:30 p.m. The DC
Center. 2000 14th St. NW, Suite
105. For more information, visit
bookmendc.blogspot.com.
THE TOM DAVOREN SOCIAL
BRIDGE CLUB will meet for Social
Bridge. 7:30 p.m. Dignity Center
721 8th St., S.E. (across from
Marine Barracks). No reservation
and partner needed. Call 301-3451571 if you need a partner.
WOMAN TO WOMAN: A
SUPPORT GROUP FOR HIVPOSITIVE WOMEN WHO LOVE
WOMEN, meets on the third
ing-and-affirming congregation,
offers services at 10 a.m. Virginia
Rainbow UU Ministry. 4444
Arlington Blvd. uucava.org.
Weekly Events
MONDAY, August 15
JOB CLUB, a weekly support program for job entrants and seekers,
meets at The DC Center. 6-7:30 p.m.
2000 14th St. NW, Suite 105. For
more info, www.centercareers.org.
Weekly Events
DC AQUATICS CLUB (DCAC)
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out there with a lot of big personalities. In XL, theres six girls NODAR: A mixture of how burning hair smells with charcoal. We
and six guys out there. Youre going to butt heads. But its not also cooked the hell out of them to just make sure we werent
backstabbing.
going to die.
MW: Part of thats because there is no prize money, presumably. It
When you go hunting for them, you take a long piece of grass
seems one of the purest forms of competition.
and just go around the outside of their hole. They come lunging
NODAR: Yeah, you start forming these bonds the minute you get out. Theyll actually stand up on their hind legs and jump at you.
out there. It gets to the point over a short period of time where It was a little adrenaline rush. They dont show the hunt. They
theyre family. Youre fighting for each other to stick around and just show us eating it, I think on the last day.
make sure everybodys fed. Theres an amazing sense of unity MW: They dont want to show you actually hurting animals?
and everybody pushing for each other. Weve all got various NODAR: I think it was more technical reasons than anything.
They dont seem to shy away from that too much, especially if
reasons for being out there, but the same goal.
MW: If you get sick during one of these shows, are they liable or do its an ugly, unattractive animal. I think they have a harder time
you sign a waiver?
with the really cute ones. But killing ugly animals is strongly
NODAR: You sign your life away. Youre covered for a certain encouraged. Youre welcome, PETA. [Laughs.]
amount of days after you return
to the States with their insurance.
MW: Do you know how much you
Youd be laying in your shelter, and youd just
were insured for?
be seeing ticks climbing all over the place.
NODAR: [Laughs.] I have no idea,
no. Hopefully a lot.
MW: Something viewers perhaps
dont think about you have to
perform. Youre not really being
yourself. Youre performing with
other people, for other people. It
doesnt make good television if you
just sit like a lump and do nothing.
NODAR: The thing with this kind of show is that you cant do MW: Weve all been on camping trips. We usually bring a roll of
nothing anyway. If youre not up working, youre not going to be toilet paper. But you have no pleasantries of keeping yourself fresh.
successful. You have to keep pushing yourself. In Africa, we had NODAR: I took it very seriously. I had seen in past episodes when
to feed the fire all night long to keep the predators away. Youre people get the bigger blur on their backside. I was worried that
just going, going, going. Theres never any real downtime.
was because people were not really wiping properly, or using a
But every time Ive done one of these shows, I come back and wet leaf or something.
am always in a little bit of a funk, because you go from being on MW: So thats why theres sometimes a bigger blur back there.
and having camera crews and everything 24/7, and then youre NODAR: Yes. I was very concerned. I did not want to have blurry
back home and its just theres something very weird about it. ass, and people be like, Oh, look, hes got poo blur. When I
MW: Do you ever find yourself talking to pretend camera crews?
would do my business, I would douche my ass with the water
NODAR: I live like a hermit anyway. I will walk around the farm to make sure I was not going to get butt blur. It was a whole
and Ill see deer and I will actually say, Hey, deer, which is process that makes you feel human. A little bit of hygiene goes
embarrassing when you do have guests over and you continue to a long way.
talk to the animals.
MW: The straight boys all have huge butt blur.
MW: When they called you to do XL, you didnt hesitate?
NODAR: Exactly. Me, on the other hand my butts showing.
NODAR: No, I did not hesitate at all. The main reason for that was MW: Its interesting that they dont address the bathroom situathe Amazon had very little options in the way of hunting.
tion.
MW: What did you eat in the Amazon? Fish?
NODAR: Actually, when they do the [after show] bare-all epiNODAR: We lived primarily off heart of palm, which, side note, sode, they talk about that. They had a segment with me talking
will make you very constipated if you eat too much of it. It about pooping out my baby seal. They dont usually show it in
was probably the worst pain of my life. I had to hang from tree the regular episodes, but everybody wants to know that. They
branches. I just screamed at the top of my lungs, and I forced also want to know what the girls do when they get their periods.
out a football. But we would keep eating it because we were so MW: I hadnt even thought about that.
hungry. Granted, our other foods were grubs and things like that, NODAR: That was when I wanted to tap out. I was like, Holy
so it tasted amazing in comparison. We had next-to-no protein. Moses. When groups of girls are together, they all cycle togethI would go hunting every day and never see any signs of animals. er. It was like a Christmas miracle. I was like, Im going to start
Then I went on a tarantula hunt so we could at least have some bleeding if this keeps up. It was traumatic.
protein.
MW: How do they deal with that?
MW: Is that even edible?
NODAR: They are allowed tampons. Production will give them
NODAR: You take their fangs off.
when needed, because it is a danger with predators that are
MW: Ouch. Because, you know.
attracted to blood. On night three in South Africa, we had a
NODAR: Yeah, thats just bad news. Then chop off the lower parts leopard charge our perimeter. We cant have a bunch of bleeders
of their legs, but the rest is edible.
in there.
MW: How do you get the hair off?
MW: What is it like to stumble upon another human being and
NODAR: You dont.
youre naked, theyre naked, everyones guard is down? Were
MW: What do they taste like?
judged so quickly by how we look. Does that come into play?
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NODAR: It doesnt really. I think the greater things are sizing the
person up as far as their skills and things like that than any type
of physical appearance. Part of that is physical, because if you
have somebody thats huge, you know that theyre not going to
be sprinting away from leopards any time soon. But no, its weird
how normal it was.
MW: Is the penis the first thing you look at on another male contestant?
NODAR: Just want to make sure that mines bigger, yes. [Laughs.]
No, I make an effort to look at the eyes first and then drop the
They will hang out on stalks of grass and things, so when youre
walking to get water or whatever, as soon as they feel something
brush up against them, they just latch on. Youll have ten, twenty
of them climbing up your leg in no time.
Youd be laying in your shelter, and youd just be seeing them
climbing all over the place and on the ground. It was gross. I
would wake up every morning, and for whatever reason, they
loved my genitals. I would pull a handful of ticks off my junk
every single day.
MW: They liked your penis.
NODAR: They loved it. Can you blame
them? I must have pulled off at least 300
over the course of my time there.
You start forming these bonds the minute you
MW: You have to be careful about removing
get out there. Youre fighting for each other to
a tick.
NODAR: The one upside to these ticks, for
stick around and make sure everybodys fed.
the most part, they pulled out a lot easier
than the ticks we have here in the States.
Silver lining.
MW: Tell me, what does it feel like to starve?
NODAR: Its terrible. The initial stomach
growling hunger pains go away, and then it
feels like you just finished running a marahead slowly. Then you glance at the wiener. Thats Naked and thon you are completely depleted of any energy. You can actuAfraid etiquette.
ally feel your mind slowing. It is amazing how much just a small
MW: Did you win the size competition?
amount of protein helps. I ate rancid meat it was just terrible,
NODAR: Youre going to have to ask the girls about that, but but I ate it. I hate fish, and I loved it there. I mean I was eating
somebody did promise me a penis-shaped trophy. I felt happy fish eyeballs. I would fry up the skin. I would eat the spine. I ate
about that. There might not be a prize at the end, but theres a everything, and I loved the hell out of it. I ate scorpion.
wiener-shaped trophy. Dreams do come true.
MW: Does an experience like this cause you to reflect on those who
confront starvation on a daily basis?
MW: Any unwanted erections?
NODAR: The thing of it is, by day four or five, youre already NODAR: Yeah, we actually talked about it while out there. Again,
starting to feel the effects of starvation. Sex drive goes out the its a different thing because we know that its just a challenge.
window really quickly. There was a few times that I woke up late You think about the people out there that this is life for them,
night, early morning to feed the fire, and I was very aware that and it sucks because after a couple days, you feel how much it
it was just pointing straight out. Everybodys asleep. I was like, affects you. Just getting up off the ground, little things that Id
If they wake up right now, theyre going to think Im a perv, never think about taking so much energy, absolutely exhaust
but my only option is to tuck it between my legs, and thats even you. Its tough to think about the people for whom thats it
weirder. So I just let it be.
they dont get to day forty and get to eat a big steak. They just
MW: Do you think that the show helps with the idea of positive have to keep trucking with whatever they can get.
body image?
MW: Does it arouse any activism in you?
NODAR: I do think its helpful. One of the great things about the NODAR: Not enough. I think so much of my focus has been on the
show is that its not people that are just trying to get on TV. Its gay issues that I probably havent really put enough thought into
regular people that are either into survival or love the outdoors the people that are living in those situations, people that would
or something like that. They just want the opportunity to chal- have thought my first watering hole [on XL, which was filled
lenge themselves. You get people from all walks of life, all body with animal excrement] was a freaking oasis.
shapes. Not everybody has a six-pack and perfect teeth and MW: Would you go through it again?
perfect hair and all that stuff. Its a great mix. I think its great NODAR: I feel like my mom would kill me if I decided to do
something like that again, but Im a sucker for it. Its just such
for people to see.
MW: Does the experience give you a newfound respect for animals? an incredible challenge. I do feel like I come back with a greater
NODAR: Ive always had a lot of respect just working with ani- appreciation for life. I am so much more grateful for everything
mals on a regular basis, but I think the bigger thing is just, espe- I have. I do feel like I grow from each one of these experiences.
cially when you dont have any weapons or anything like that, It would probably be incredibly dumb for me to do another one.
you really arent shit out there. Theres so many animals that can But I would do it in a heartbeat.
take you out in no time. Youre just kind of one of them out there. MW: If forced to, could you live like you did on XL for the rest of
Its pretty wild.
your life?
MW: Lets talk about ticks.
NODAR: I would rather die, but yeah, I honestly think that I
NODAR: Lets talk about ticks.
could. But then, how would anybody know what Im doing if I
MW: They keep cutting to a shot of throngs of them. A big problem didnt have Facebook? l
out there?
NODAR: Just always working out in pastures, Im used to check- New episodes of Naked and Afraid XL air Sundays at 10 p.m.
ing myself regularly for ticks its something I do out of habit, on The Discovery Channel. Catch up with past episodes at
but nothing could have prepared me for the ticks in Africa. discovery.com.
Theres an amazing
sense of unity.
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CoverboyConfidential
Interview by Randy Shulman Photography by Julian Vankim
USTYN HAS MORE IN COMMON WITH HIS SISTER THAN THE FACT THAT HES
gay and shes lesbian. He also carries his siblings DNA. I had a bone marrow transplant for leukemia in December, he says. My sister was able to be my donor. Im
100 percent my sisters female DNA though all the skin and hair cells are still mine.
He laughs. I was worried about, like, is my eye color going to change?
Needless to say, his eyes did not change color. But the great news is that the 36-yearold Maryland native is now cancer-free and freshly minted, as it were. My immune system is basically only like eight months old, he says with a smile. So I have to get all my
vaccines again.
Justyn, who works at Express, has always harbored a love for fashion. I think my
mom knew [I was gay] when she got the call from the babysitter that I wouldnt get on
the kindergarten bus because I wouldnt wear blue socks with black shoes, he says.
Even in kindergarten I loved dressing up. I always wanted to wear my white dress shoes
with jeans.
Whats on your nightstand?
A tree, a statue, a lamp. Usually my
cell phones laying there.
DrinksDragDJsEtc...
Thursday,
August 11
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection
Music videos featuring
DJ Wess
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: $6 Call
Martini, $3 Miller Lite, $4
Rail, $5 Call, 4-9pm $3
Rail Drinks, 10pm-midnight, $5 Red Bull and
Frozen Virgin Drinks
Locker Room Thursday
Nights DJs Sean Morris
and MadScience Best
Package Contest at midnight, hosted by BaNaka &
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour, 4-9pm
Ladies Drink Free Power
Hour, 4-5pm Shirtless
Thursday, 10-11pm DJs
BacK2bACk
JR.S
All You Can Drink for $15,
5-8pm $3 Rail Vodka
Highballs, $2 JR.s drafts,
8pm-close Flashback:
Music videos from 19752005 with DJ Jason Royce,
8pm-12am
NELLIES SPORTS BAR
Beat the Clock Happy Hour
$2 (5-6pm), $3 (6-7pm),
$4 (7-8pm) Buckets of
Beer $15 Drag Bingo
NUMBER NINE
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm No Cover
SHAWS TAVERN
Happy Hour 4-7pm $3
Miller Lite, $4 Blue Moon,
TRADE
Doors open 5pm Huge
Happy Hour: Any drink
normally served in a cocktail glass served in a huge
glass for the same price,
5-10pm Beer and wine
only $4
ZIEGFELDS/SECRETS
All male, nude dancers
Shirtless Thursday DJ
9pm Cover 21+
Friday,
August 12
9 1/2
Open at 5pm Happy
Hour: 2 for 1 on any drink,
5-9pm Friday Night
Videos with resident DJ
Shea Van Horn VJ
Expanded craft beer selection No Cover
COBALT/30 DEGREES
All You Can Drink Happy
Hour $15 Rail and
Domestic, $21 Call &
Imports, 6-9pm Guys
Night Out Free Rail
Vodka, 11pm-Midnight, $6
Belvedere Vodka Drinks all
night DJ MadScience
upstairs DJ Keenan Orr
downstairs $10 cover
10pm-1am, $5 after 1am
DC EAGLE
Doors open at 5pm
Happy Hour, 5-8pm
$2 Bud and Bud Light
Draughts, $3 Domestic
Bottles, $4 Rail and Import
Bottle Beer, $6 Call
Spartan MC on Club Bar
$2 Draughts and Jello
Shooters Void Archive,
Select DC, and TechnoFist
present: SEQUENCE.000
Do Not Resist the
Beat label boss Milton
Bradley with DC locals
Ron Jackson, Rush Plus,
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TRADE
Doors open 5pm Huge
Happy Hour: Any drink
normally served in a cocktail glass served in a huge
glass for the same price,
5-10pm Beer and wine
only $4
ZIEGFELDS/SECRETS
All male, nude dancers,
hosted by LaTroya Nicole
Ladies of Ziegfelds,
9pm Rotating Hosts
DJ in Secrets VJ Tre in
Ziegfelds Cover 21+
Saturday,
August 13
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 3-9pm $5 Absolut
& Titos, $3 Miller Lite
after 9pm Expanded craft
beer selection No Cover
Music videos featuring
various DJs
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Drag Yourself to Brunch at
Level One, 11am-2pm and
2-4pm Featuring Kristina
Kelly and the Ladies of
Illusion Bottomless
Mimosas and Bloody
Marys Happy Hour:
JR.S
$4 Coors, $5 Vodka
Highballs, $7 Vodka Red
Bulls
NELLIES SPORTS BAR
Guest DJs Zing Zang
Bloody Marys, Nellie Beer,
House Rail Drinks and
Mimosas, $4, 11am-5pm
Buckets of Beer, $15
NUMBER NINE
Doors open 2pm Happy
Hour: 2 for 1 on any drink,
3-9pm $5 Absolut and $5
Bulleit Bourbon
TRADE
Doors open 2pm Huge
Happy Hour: Any drink
normally served in a cocktail glass served in a huge
glass for the same price,
2-10pm Beer and wine
only $4
SHAWS TAVERN
Bottomless Mimosas,
10am-3pm The Magic
of Kourash Taie, 4-6pm
Happy Hour, 5-7pm $3
Miller Lite, $4 Blue Moon,
$5 Rails and House Wines
& Half-Priced Pizzas
ZIEGFELDS/SECRETS
Men of Secrets, 9pm
Guest dancers Ladies
of Illusion with host Ella
Fitzgerald Doors at 9 pm,
first show at 11:30 pm
DJs Doors open 9pm
Cover 21+
Sunday,
August 14
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 3-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection
No Cover
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: Tops Down $6
Top Shelf, Bottoms Up $3
Rail, $3 Bud Light, 4-9pm
Homowood Karaoke,
hosted by Robert Bise,
10pm-close 21+
Shi-Queeta-Lee, 11am-3pm
$20 Brunch Buffet
House Rail Drinks, Zing
Zang Bloody Marys, Nellie
Beer and Mimosas, $4,
11am-close Buckets of
Beer, $15
DC EAGLE
Doors open at 12pm
$2 Bud and Bud Light
Draughts all day and night,
$3 Domestic Bottles, $4
Rail and Import Bottle
Beer, $6 Call The DC
Eagle hosts Sunday BBQ,
2-7pm only $10 No
Cover 21+
NUMBER NINE
Pop Goes the World with
Wes Della Volla at 9:30pm
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on
any drink, 3-9pm No
Cover
SHAWS TAVERN
Brunch with Bottomless
Mimosas, 10am-3pm
Sunday Funday Karaoke,
2nd Floor, 3-7pm $5 Stoli
Cocktails Happy Hour,
5-7pm $3 Miller Lite, $4
Blue Moon, $5 Rails and
House Wines & Half-Priced
Pizzas
SOMEPLACE ELSE BAR
& GRILL
1637 R St. NW
Happy Hour, 4-7pm $1
PBR, $2 Yuengling, $3 Rail,
$5 Appetizers Extended
Happy Hour, 7-9pm, with
only $1 increase in price
THE HOUSE NIGHTCLUB
Rock Hard Sundays
Diverse group of all male,
all nude dancers Doors
open 9pm Shows all
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Did it work?
It got me talking to him, but the compatibility
just wasnt there, unfortunately.
Apple or Android?
Apple.
Salad or Big Mac?
Big Mac, without the salad parts.
Butter or margarine?
I Cant Believe Its Not Butter.
Sausage or bacon?
Neither, Ill just take the pancakes.
Donald or Hillary?
Neither.
Monday,
August 15
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection
No Cover
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COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: Tops Down $6
Top Shelf, Bottoms Up $3
Rail, $3 Bud Light, 4-9pm
Monday Nights A Drag,
hosted by Kristina Kelly
Doors open at 10pm
Showtime at 11:30pm
$3 Skyy Cocktails, $8 Skyy
and Red Bull $8 Long
Islands No Cover, 18+
DC EAGLE
Doors open at 5pm
Happy Hour, 5-8pm
Endless Happy Hour prices
to anyone in a DC Eagle
T-Shirt Free Pool All
Night and Day $1 Bud
and Bud Light Draughts, $3
Domestic Bottles, $4 Rail
and Import Bottle Beer, $6
Call No Cover 21+
FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Crazy Hour, 4-7pm
Singles Night Karaoke,
8pm
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour all night
long Puppy-Oke: Open
Mic Night Karaoke,
9:30pm-close
JR.S
Happy Hour: 2-for-1, 4-9pm
Showtunes Songs &
Who then?
I dont know. They both scare me. Thats why
Im still trying to determine whats the best
options. Is there an Option C?
Singalongs, 9pm-close
DJ James $3 Draft Pints,
8pm-midnight
9pm-close DJ Wes
Della Volla 2-for-1,
5pm-midnight
Tuesday,
August 16
NUMBER NINE
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm No Cover
SHAWS TAVERN
Happy Hour, 4-7pm $3
Miller Lite, $4 Blue Moon,
$5 Rails and House Wines
and Half-Priced Pizzas
Shaw Nuff Trivia with
Jeremy, 7:30pm
SOMEPLACE ELSE BAR
& GRILL
1637 R St. NW
Happy Hour, 4-7pm $1
PBR, $2 Yuengling, $3 Rail,
$5 Appetizers Extended
Happy Hour, 7-9pm, with
only $1 increase in price
TRADE
Doors open 5pm Huge
Happy Hour: Any drink
normally served in a cocktail glass served in a huge
glass for the same price,
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection
No Cover
COBALT/30 DEGREES
DJ Honey Happy Hour:
Tops Down $6 Top Shelf,
Bottoms Up $3 Rail, $3 Bud
Light, 4-9pm DC Drag
Wars, Season 2, Week 2
SIN Service Industry Night,
10pm-close $1 Rail
Drinks all night
FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Crazy Hour, 4-7pm
Karaoke, 8pm
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour all night long,
4pm-close
JR.S
Birdie LaCage Show,
10:30pm Underground
(Indie Pop/Alt/Brit Rock),
NUMBER NINE
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm No Cover
After 9pm, $3 Absolut,
Bulleit & Stella
SHAWS TAVERN
Half Priced Burgers &
Pizzas, 5pm-close $5
House Wines & Sam
Adams Drafts, 5pm-close
SOMEPLACE ELSE BAR
& GRILL
1637 R St. NW
Happy Hour, 4-7pm $1
PBR, $2 Yuengling, $3 Rail,
$5 Appetizers Extended
Happy Hour, 7-9pm, with
only $1 increase in price
TOWN PATIO
Open 6pm Yappy Hour
Bring Your Dogs $4
Drinks and Draughts
TRADE
Doors open 5pm Huge
Happy Hour: Any drink
normally served in a cocktail glass served in a huge
glass for the same price,
5-10pm Beer and wine
only $4
Wednesday,
August 17
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection
No Cover
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: Tops Down $6
Top Shelf, Bottoms Up $3
Rail, $3 Bud Light, 4-9pm
Gay Mens Chorus Open
Mic Night and Wednesday
Night Karaoke, hosted by
Miss India Larelle Houston,
10pm-2am $4 Stoli and
Stoli Flavors and Miller
Lite all night No Cover
21+
FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Crazy Hour, 4-7pm $6
Burgers Drag Bingo
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LastWord.
People say the queerest things
DUCK DYNASTY STAR PHIL ROBERTSON, in a teleforum for My Faith Votes. The reality star, who has a history of opposing LGBT
equality, said he might run for president in 2020. Get married to someone to the opposite sex, keep your sex right there and
you will never get a sexually transmitted disease. I would vote for someone who believes that, he added.
I had a reputation for being a good guy and friendly with everybody. The word
gay or queer was never brought up.
WRESTLER PAT PATTERSON, who became the WWEs first openly gay wrestler when he came out in 2014, telling Newsweek about
the lack of homophobia he experienced in wrestling. My whole life in the business, years and years, Ive wrestled just about
everybody in the business. Ive never had a problem, he said.
Im a bareback cumdump.
I understand the risks.
MIKE, one of the respondents to a British survey, which found that 39 percent of gay men have more unprotected sex than
they do protected. Conducted by sexual health charity GMFA, 42 percent of respondents said they werent worried about HIV.
Id prefer to have HIV than diabetes, Lorne, another respondent, said.
PHILIPPINES PRESIDENT RODRIGO DUTERTE, in televised comments insulting U.S. Ambassador Philip Goldberg, The Guardian
reports. Goldberg drew Dutertes ire after blasting the president for joking about rape. The Filipino charge daffaires has been
summoned by the State Department to explain the presidents comments.
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