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Cuz and Tolstoy celebrated the former's Testimonial Game this Spring to great fanfare. The two friends remain in contact through carrier pigeon. The wedding party and Other Amazing people.
Cuz and Tolstoy celebrated the former's Testimonial Game this Spring to great fanfare. The two friends remain in contact through carrier pigeon. The wedding party and Other Amazing people.
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Cuz and Tolstoy celebrated the former's Testimonial Game this Spring to great fanfare. The two friends remain in contact through carrier pigeon. The wedding party and Other Amazing people.
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Talking Cat, Herrrrrrrrrrroh (or something like that)
Exchange of Rings and Vows, Prof. Tom
Woodhouse Closing
Signing of the Papers The Lord Mayor of
Bradford, Clir Peter Hill
Recessional Delius Pub
Last Call Announcement
The Wedding Party and Other Amazing People
Tolstoy Cup, Best Man
On the run from London, the Tolstoy Cup returns to its rightful home for this momentous occasion. Cuz and Tolstoy celebrated the former’s Testimonial Game this Spring to great fanfare. While Tolstoy was sadly kidnapped by war criminals in May, the two friends remain in contact through carrier pigeon.
Tomo Yamanaka, Groomsman
The 2008 winner of the UK’s Best Man of the Year Award reprises his wedding party duties in honour of his dear friend Cuz. To the delight of everyone in the District, Tomo recently returned from the Sudan to say hello. Introduce yourself to Tomo and you’ll have a great friend.
The Norwegian Tick, Groomsman
Cuz and Tick met during a holiday in Norway. This most intimate of friendships began when Tick burrowed its way into Cuz’s….heart. Although separated by distance, they always find time to stay in touch.
Omar’s Restaurant, Groomsman
Cuz and Omar’s met in September of 1999. Over the last 11 years, Omar’s has been a constant source of comfort and support for Cuz, in the form of massive naans and endless plates of lamb biryani and curry vindaloo.
Dr. Rick Wallace, Father of the Groom/Entertainment
Rick’s appreciation for Cuz’s sex appeal could be seen as awkward, or even inappropriate, given their familial bond. However, this is just the “old man’s” way of communicating his deep love for his adopted offspring. Later in the evening (approximately 3AM), Rick will be showcasing his talent for interpretive dance. Clothing will be optional.
Laisteridge Lane Football Pitch, Matron of Honor
Mrs. Laisteridge Lane introduced our couple in 1999, and is responsible for their everlasting bond, as chronicled in Cuz’s soon-to-be bestseller, The Long Ball to Freedom. In fact, it is on Mrs. Lane’s fecund turf that many a young Peace Studies footballer has become a man, celebrating afterwards with multiple pints at the Westleigh.
Jill Greene, Bridesmaid
Jill was one of Bradford’s finest residents until her departure for Nepal. Her crimson-coloured cape and Silver Falcon ™ bicycle were regularly spotted on the streets of Bradford. A fierce advocate against for Bradford’s youth, she was also a strong supporter of her dear City’s economy, frequenting its classiest pubs for a pint or two…or more. FYI: Jill is a seasoned stepdancer!
National Media Museum, Bridesmaid
The Museum is one of Bradford’s greatest treasures. Frequented by the local cultural elite (or so they/we would like to think), it provides hours of entertainment for students seeking solace from the City’s lackluster nightlife.
The Bradford Interchange, Bridesmaid
Thanks to the Interchange, each year thousands of keen, bright-eyed young students find their way to West Yorkshire’s finest municipality. And the Interchange is not just a close friend of the bride—Cuz himself is a devoted supporter of the British railway system, speaking (or screaming) out against its 1980s privatization on numerous occasions.
Professor Tom Woodhouse, Master of Ceremonies
Cuz’s mentor Prof. Woodhouse has been a longtime supporter of the happy couple. Thanks to his support and commitment to Cuz’s intellectual and professional development, he has ensured that the couple’s relationship has been able to grow and flourish.
The Cecil Avenue Talking Cat, Reader
We are unsure at present whether the Talking Cat will reveal itself at the ceremony—on time, or at all. However, in the event that it does show up, we ask that guests focus attention solely on the cat, and not on whether Cuz’s lips are moving.
Delius Pub, Musician
Delius is one of Cuz and Bradford’s oldest friends. As a wedding gift, she will be providing two musical selections, Sounds of a Table Football Game and Last Call Announcement. Audience participation is welcome, if not required.