‘COSTAMBAR Jenny's Market Catamaran Beach Bar What To Do This Month Definitely Not The News The Rainy Day Page El Carey Bar & Restaurant icine) Useful Telephone Numbers ‘Costambar Library Classified Ads i Mii Pesto’: Ber & Restaurant And Lots More Fun Stuff! hn na oe PLATA Big Lee’s Beach Bar Page 3 - It pays to get a second opinion! Tropical Bar Page 5 - Think about it! Supermercado Jose Luis arse rw) oy Page 10 - The mouths of babes! iT iy 5 Page 1! - Change from $100! RUSA Money Exchange daaeiflatlh Page 12 - It wasn’t a gas! Meeting Place LAS ROCAS Happy Labor Dd Usa SEPT 5 conten ‘Ocean World Marina © serv s | BE LATE FOR 3 SOMETHING Happy Labour Day, Canada! DAY! al ? Sep eae hdd Be =a ik Like A Pirate Day Vana KikaCostambar Monthly page 2 da Wee om le) a Los Tres Cocos in Las Rocas invites you to try La Otra Bar is open for breakfast, lunch and something different. Call 809-993-4503 for dinner. Domincan food - specializing in Chivo details. Fine dining at it’s best! Picante! Happy Hour 5-7pm with 2 Dominican rum drinks for RD$100!! Watch for surprise Happy ‘At The Catamaran on Costambar Beach you'll find Hours when Grande Presidente or Bohemia is only great food at great prices enjoyed with a million _ RDS100! When? Whenever they announce it - you dollar view! Enjoy a relaxing breakfast on the have to be there to know! Also their Chivo and beach. Every day they have Power Hour with 3X1 Chivo Picante are only RD$500 a serving. cuba libres from 6-7pm. Their food never disappoints! WIFI ZONE!!! Why not enjoy a seafood lunch at The Jolly Lobster Seafood Lounge! They invite you to come down and cool off in the wonderful ocean breezes and shade of the trees! PN Js eee = it Big Lee’s Beach Bar on the Malecon has fantastic Carnival Magic food at affordable prices! Amazing Fish & Chips, Septs Carnival Glory Llam-Spm big juicy burgers and yummy sandwiches. Kitchen [__Sept 13-16 | Adonia(volunteer) |__12pm-1pm now open 9:30am to 11:00pm. Why not enjoy a Sept 14 | Carnival Conquest ‘gam-Spm meal with ocean views and cool breezes! They Sept 19 | Carnival Magic Sam-4pm are closed September ‘st to 6th for vacations and will be open again on September 7th. Sept 26 Carnival Magic Sam-4pm Sept 27-30 _[ Adonia(volunteer) [__ 12pm-Lpm Sept28 | Carnival Conquest | _ 8am-Spm Kevin & Patricia invite you to El Carey Restaurant - where you can enjoy the beach your way! Every day from 5-7pm cuba/santo libres for RDS50. The | PEDNPT THINK | WAS IN THE best burger in town, Kevin's homemade Mamajuana and fresh made Pina Coladas! MOOD FOR SOUP BUT... Pedro’s Bar & Restaurant has a full menu including Pedro's Famous Cordon Bleu. Fridays 4-6pm they have cocktail specials. WIFI Zone! Tropical Bar on the Malecon has over 20 types of Belgian beer and 8 sports channels! A great place to chill out and enjoy life! They make Sundays special with RD$50 off Leffe and Hoegaarden Belgian beers! The Meeting Place is now on summer hours concentrated around the cruise ship arrivals. They are open on Mondays and Thursdays from 11am to 1pm.Costambar Monthly page 3 Ronin Soon Taeteystacn BIG LEE’S Beach Bar Open Every Day at 9am - 3rd caseta from La Sirena| Open Every Day at Sam Don’t Close Until lpm Unless Heavy Rain KITCHEN OPEN 9am-lipm Mon-Sat CLOSED SEPT Ist - 6th ON AVERAGE | SPEND $80 A YEAR TO WATCH BANANAS GO BROWN FORA SEAFOOD LUNCH THE JOLLY LOBSTER WELCOMES You! TF TOMATOES ARE TECHNICALLY A FRUIT, 16 KETCHUP A SMOOTHIE? PSYCHIATRIST VS. BARTENDER Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got probleme. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.” “Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.” “How much do you charge?” “Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor. “Tl sleep on it,” I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked. “Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck” “Is that 0?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?” “Hle told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.” It's always better to get a second opinion.Costambar Monthly page 4 ENGINEERING FLOWCHART FA fe ry = El Ca ae 7 Seb ytd ft S aa] ir i dh} soko 8 @ = ff cuva/santo Livres —~~|--— - a % E RD$50 i | y ' T 3° Hy The Best eet in| EES SS PROBLEM PROBLEM 7) . | <5] in Town: f fy a oso MY FAVORITE ANIMAL Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken.” She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. Itold my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animale very much. 1 do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. Itold him what happened, and he laughed, too. ‘Then he told me not to do it again. ‘The next day in clase my teacher acked me what my favorite live animal was. Itold her it was chicken, She asked me why, go 1 told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He Cassa 3 en el malecon Puero Plata laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders.” Guess where the f*&k I am now.Costambar Monthly page 5 PEDRO'S BAR & RESTAURANT IPSC eA In front of Jenny's ‘Open Monday-Saturday 10:30am-3pm Closed Sundays bP LD EA RNR CPSC TONAL py cupDe ayo 809-970-7786 GW) Agquy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered Tr istol and pect’ | Los Tres Cocos .45 Colt with an RESTAURANT eight shot mmagasing, andl INTERNATIONAL GOURMET mace Who's been CUISINE sleeping with & my wife. AUSTRIAN SPECIALTIES Avoice from the back of the room called out, Tel g09) 970-7627 "You don't have Cel (a0) 93-4503 " LasRocas Cofesi, enough ammo! artes Cerrado DEEP THOUGHTS 1 If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a high price for maturity, 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you mechanic. 4, Artificial intelligence ig no match for natural stupidity. 5. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 6. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. 7. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. &.1£ you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 9, Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques. 10. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 1, Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. 12, A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand. (A COOKIE in each hand!) 13. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 14, Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of the waist change places. 15, Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it 16. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on, 17. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again, 18. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 19, Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world, 20. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.Costambar Monthly page 6 lL te SF) a3 Pal YUP is > WHEN? THAT'S THE SURPRISE! b E IWS UNTIL IT’S ANNOUNCEL a SEF OPEN SAM DOMINICAN FOOD/ CONMIDA CRIOLLA! IN FRONT OF JENNY’S MARKET 929-455-6110, HouRS 12:00am-1:00pm Monday & Thursday PM PRETTY SURE THAT'S JUST A COOKIE, A woman and her twelve-year- old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women DOING? “They're waiting for their husbands to get off work" she replied. The taxi driver turned around and said, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money,” The little boy's eyes got wide and he said, "Is that trae Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answered in the affirmative. After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?" “Most of them become taxi drivers" she said. Oo, HOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGHCostambar Monthly page 7 Health Insurance Available Through “International Residents Club” RD$1820 Includes Dental RD$2170 with Drugs FOR DETAILED INFO OR TO PAY Tuesday Sept 6 & Oct 4 Casa Mia, Malecon, Puerto Plata 5pm Pedro’s Bar, Costambar 6:30pm Or call Petra & Marcel Bahr 809-904-8535/809-543-2155 Professional MASSAGE 4 Therapeutic massage 4 Sport massage 4 Deep tissue massage 4 Trigger point massage ymph massage’ drainage + Relax massage NOW OFFERING LASER THERAPY! Home And Hotel Visits Tel: 829 549 9516 Email: plokkie@hotmail.com A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. ‘The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?" ‘The old Jewish driver answered, “Let me tell you sumsing lady I vasn't staring at you like you tink det vould not be proper vair I come from.” The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or ass, sweetie, what are you doing then?" He paused a moment, then told her... "Vell, M'am, I am looking and I am looking, and] am tinking to myself, 'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?” bata ll VISITING JAVILLAR eee cmomovcnommacnte ULI ae For DCDR Founding Member Tom Whitehead Will be held on Saturday September 3rd Starting at 8am with a round of golf in his honour At Playa Dorada Golf Course Followed by a celebration from 2pm-Spm at Parada Tipico El Choco in Sosua LE i coca ae FOSTER & FOREVER HOMES, DONATIONS SO aU aC hy EVE bt ae TE ee DEEP THOUGHT OF THE DAY WHEN YOU CLEAN OUT A VACUUM CLEANER YOU BECOME A VACUUM CLEANER!Costambar Monthly page 8 THE RAINY DAY PAGE REFRIGERATOR Find and circle all of the words that are hidden in the grid ‘The remaining letters spell a hidden message SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 10 SUDOKU PUZZLES Fill in the missing numbers so every row, column and quadrant contains the number I through 9. a MSCARROTSSBUTTER UTSECIUJEYSNOMEL SRSEPARGBROCCOLI TABACONBSSWMGBASR AWMBSARKSAEPUEESB RBACRENSPPOVBRPL DEGOAIVLRRIUIRTU SRNDRKELAECNOLMB AREDCSEWEEVDAIOT NI TUYTESCHUOLCEH AESRTREISCSKTOHG NSUUSEMSELPPAFCI APCGHAAPUHCTEKEL BEGCJYRTLUOPMUCL EES!|!ANNOYAMWATER ‘APPLES DRAWERS LETTUCE_—=CORANGES. BACON DRINKS UGHTBULB PEAS BANANAS EGGS MAGNETS POULTRY BREAD GRAPES MAPLE SYRUP PRODUCE BROCCOLI ICECUBES MAYONNAISE SHELVES BUTTER JAM MEAT SPINACH CAKE JUICES MILK STRAWBERRIES CARROTS KETCHUP MUSTARD.-—«WATER CHEESE LEFTOVERS OLIVES yosurr cow Lemons 7 B F rr Across | | 1. Reciprocal > 5. Defeat 6. Feed 7. Himalayan mount Down 1. Infuriate 2. Speculation 3. Mundane 4, Hearing distanceCostambar Monthly page 9 BOUND TO HAPPEN SUE-NER OR LATER! APC is currently being sued by Costa de Ambar (aka Los Mangos). Costa de Ambar has apparently leveled a number of allegations that APC says are unfounded and alleges that Costa de Ambar is trying to take over the Costambar complex, after handing it over to the community in the 90s after years of continued neglect, and this is the reason they are bringing forth this suit. Apparently the Junta de Vecinos and the Costambar Beach Association are standing with the APC and donations are being collected to cover legal fees for the case which starts September 1st. The suspected and alleged motive is financial gain by selling lands within the Costambar community without regard for the well-being of the community or its residents. MOTO QUOTA Apparently we have new moto regulations in effect since August 15. It seems personal use motorbikes are not permitted to transport passengers without a permit to do so and BOTH driver and passenger are required to wear helmuts. These new regulations do not affect motoconchos. They are intended to improve public security since " it is estimated that about 80% of street robberies are carried out by motorcycles. Like all rules and regulations here - it will be interesting to see the amount of actual enforcement that will occur. JUST LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS! Costambar was recently plagued with lengthy power outages. Blown transformers among other problems seem to be the culprit. For many it was reminiscent of the not so distant past. Unfortunately, many, having placed their faith in Edenorte and 24 hour power, rid themselves of pesky things like inverters and generators or neglected e the maintenance of our former best friends, making a long overnight . outage in the height of summer a truly miserable experience. We can ° only hope these types of outages do not become frequent again. We have truly become spoiled since our system was upgraded! DOWN IN THE DUMPS Yet again promises are being made to relocate the garbage = dump away from the main highway into Puerto Plata (and B) fronting onto the RIU Hotels and visible to cruise ship passengers) to a less problematic location. Ba Property has apparently been chosen behind the existing site and is in process of being obtained. The current dump is currently being frequently burned by unknown culprits much to the chagrin of RIU guest and Carnival passengers.Costambar Monthly page 10 COSTAMBAR MONTHLY AD RATES The Best Value for your Advertising Peso! NEW RATES EFFECTIVE NOVEMBER 2015, SIZE ‘APPROX. SIZE|_PRICE/MONTH FULL PAGE ~ BACK R0S4200 FULL PAGE — INTERIOR 053700 1/2 PAGE 052100, 1/6 PAGE ROS1150 1/8 PAGE BUSINESS CARD AD BS" OR AXIO" R0S520 Contact Us for a Quote: | CUSTOM SIZE/SHAPE ADS | Contact Us 809-970-7507/809-449-1820 costambarmonthly@yahoo.ca www.costambarmonthly.com ST) ay SAY YOU SAW ITIN TA ey GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone ig cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts, 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap. SOLUTIONS To PUZZLES ON PAGE 8 | = TIN] V[E[R[S|E ees NMEROM, Na RON 226 Clo|N[Q|UEIR || ( u ai i & INS ot N(oju[R|1|s]H lly (| (SRN fo hy y $I E|vle|R[E[s[T ell B 5 S|! 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Could you possibly take them to the 200 for me? Tl give you $100 for your trouble.” "Td be happy to," said Donna. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went. Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! ‘There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!" "Yes, I know you did," said Donna, "But we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World.” MAC SANTO MERCAOD MERCADO RENT-CAR a Prices from US$18! TIES ATE & mercadorentcar@gmail.com PACE ened Pesan peer Cre) Ee ‘The Irish are always the first ones to come to the aid of their fellow man..passengers, in this case! Shortly after take-off on an outbound, evening Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight, attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish broque: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals, I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.” When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free and unlimited drinks for the duration of our 10 hour flight. Her next announcement came about 2 hours later: “Hf anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available.” JUST NAILS IN COSTAMBAR SEAT YOU'VEGOT TO STAY POSITIVE. Tag GSES THESTARS.. 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CALL COLIN AT 809-449-1819 I'S HELL TO GET OLD ‘Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-leqged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome, Those people walk just like that.” ‘The other student says: "No, I don’t think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class” Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. ‘They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?” ‘The old man said, 'Tll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think" ‘The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." ‘The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong.” ‘The other student said, “I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." ‘The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong.” So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?" The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!" Beautiful lot just a couple of minutes from the Star Market in Puerto Plata. 750 square metres, quiet road, nice neighbourhood. Mountain view and harbour views. Spectacular view of the city lights at night. CALL PHOTO MIKE 809-492-9146Costambar Monthly page 13 PHYLLIS DILLER WISDOM. Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing. The reacon women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. Best way to get rid of kitchen odours: Eat out. A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. Iwant my children to have all the things I couldn't afford, Then I want to move in with them, Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going, Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up. Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. ‘The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. His finest hour lasted a minute and a half. Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. ‘My photographs don't do me justice -they just look like me, 1 admit, Ihave a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. ‘Tranquillizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children, asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass ‘The reason the golf pro telle you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. ATTENTION BOATERS! NOW AVAILABLE! Blue Water Antifouling Paint Ablative and hard Also Topside paint and varnish All at U.S. Prices! 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